Dull Machete Recipients (SUPERCUT // Dead Meat Year 5)

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Комментарии • 196

  • @BigManLumpy
    @BigManLumpy 2 года назад +324

    Honestly can’t believe it’s been going strong for 5 years. Good going James!

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 года назад +5

      Let’s not forget Zoran for his Tremors kill counts.

    • @xbsOFFICIAL_
      @xbsOFFICIAL_ Год назад

      Universal being a dick with the chucky recounts is another brick of ass on them but they are still going strong

  • @thatidiotuhate
    @thatidiotuhate 2 года назад +85

    "He was Jason's Zoran!" solid and hilarious joke. Year 5 ended with some ground-breaking material. Year 6 is going to be off to a psychotic start. (btw congrats Zoran and Chelsea on your KC debuts! :D )

  • @jarrodjohnson1876
    @jarrodjohnson1876 2 года назад +38

    Just before watching this I got an ad for blue bunny ice cream and Zoran is apparently the voice actor for the bunny. Awesome how that works out.

    • @rafigross
      @rafigross 2 года назад +1

      Zoran is a voice actor?

    • @cooperdavis8296
      @cooperdavis8296 2 года назад +2

      Yeah, I got that one too. Good for Zorran!

  • @NightShadow720
    @NightShadow720 2 года назад +66

    At least the Dull Machete is the best way to recognize the dishonorable mentions instead of leaving them in the dust.

  • @radar9790
    @radar9790 2 года назад +16

    One day we will get a bastard skelly supercut. I would love to know the backstory of James's skelly hatred.

  • @emiranda2491
    @emiranda2491 2 года назад +70

    5 Years we hear the awesome sound of "hmmm" of the Dull Machete!😄 This is truly the best Supercut of seeing back the lamest, meh-est ,other times hilarious movie deaths!

  • @eggsraider7811
    @eggsraider7811 2 года назад +165

    Hey James,I’d just like to say that you were a really big part of my childhood I’ve been here since The original Friday The 13th part 3 (Kill Count) Love you James Still can’t believe how I’ve been here for 5 years Time flies.

    • @Ashton-_-
      @Ashton-_- 2 года назад +3

      Do u really think James is going to see this comment

    • @jamescasper5161
      @jamescasper5161 2 года назад +27

      @@Ashton-_- he definintly will see it, why be a hater?

    • @Ashton-_-
      @Ashton-_- 2 года назад +2

      @James Casper mate I'm not being a hater

    • @Keribels-Q2
      @Keribels-Q2 2 года назад +2

      How old are you though?

    • @Ashton-_-
      @Ashton-_- 2 года назад +2

      Why do u want to know

  • @drew2789
    @drew2789 2 года назад +22

    Damn now I'm curious how many films have had either no Golden Chainsaws or no Dull Machetes

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 2 года назад +10

      Silent Night 3, Tremors 7 and Texas Chainsaw 4 had no Golden Chainsaws. Nightmare 5, Better Watch Out, Stitches, Midsommar, Shining, Society and The Witch are the ones I can think of with no Dull Machetes.

    • @riddypr
      @riddypr 2 года назад +1

      @@coolnerdlll6053 Leprechaun Returns also didn't get a Dull Machete.

    • @paristhefilmgirl
      @paristhefilmgirl Год назад +2

      Also Orphan has no Dull Machete

    • @jamesbastian2812
      @jamesbastian2812 Год назад +1

      The Black Phone also does not have a Dull Machete

    • @peartreeorchard3947
      @peartreeorchard3947 8 месяцев назад

      And Dylan's New Nightmare

  • @curtisashby768
    @curtisashby768 2 года назад +67

    That's so many Dull Machetes, James! Can't believe it's been 5 years!!!

  • @fickledinsecurities
    @fickledinsecurities 2 года назад +5

    Can’t believe it’s been five years already!!

  • @victorhansen502
    @victorhansen502 2 года назад +45

    I’d love to see a super cut of all the times James says “bastard Skellies” it’s just so fun to say. Anyone else agree?

    • @FoxSenpie
      @FoxSenpie Год назад +1

      that would be nice but youtube is a cry baby and will demonetize it

  • @dylanjamieson4300
    @dylanjamieson4300 2 года назад +2

    Perhaps the best line for the video to end on: "Dull Machete for lamest kill will go to - ALL THE OTHER KILLS IN THIS FILM! Everyone one of them was just people getting sucked off screen! And that just sounds really dirty... Can we say that? I've said worse"

  • @SplendidSuperman122
    @SplendidSuperman122 2 года назад +3

    5 years. So many golden chainsaws and dull machetes. So many people now big fans of the horror genre. Even actors in horror movies know about this channel. It’s great to see how far it’s come.

  • @Nijenor
    @Nijenor 2 года назад +3

    the fact that this video wraps up with the "getting sucked of screen ... can i even say that" is just perfect hahaha

  • @mark_is_him
    @mark_is_him 2 года назад +5

    5 years man, 5 years. Keep up the good work!

  • @cubinator3826
    @cubinator3826 2 года назад +2

    5:37 him: “dull machete for lamest kil will go to the two people after him” the people who didn’t watch the Christmas evil kill count: “ 😤😮‍💨WHAT!!!!!!!!”

  • @Philip_124
    @Philip_124 2 года назад +3

    Man I cant believe it’s been 5 years since your first kill count keep doing that magic of yours James great work!

  • @nailsarelife
    @nailsarelife 2 года назад +3

    "Who were you, and when did you DIE??!!" is definitely my favorite line on this channel. Possibly even on RUclips. My soul leaves my body every time I hear it. 😂🤣😂🤣😂💀

  • @break_the_galaxy
    @break_the_galaxy 2 года назад +5

    Damn, I can't believe it's been 5 years already. Here's to another 5 and hopefully many more after that, excellent work James!

  • @shyguy4no1
    @shyguy4no1 2 года назад +3

    Dead Meat Team: thank you for the privilege of being able to watch everything you guys produce. It has been truly a joy. May it be for many years more.

  • @gengstar09
    @gengstar09 2 года назад +3

    I was hoping I’ll always know what you did last summer would feature on here. That was an iconic kill count surprise

    • @riddypr
      @riddypr 2 года назад +1

      That was last year.

  • @twister107
    @twister107 2 года назад +4

    Cant wait to look at the highlights from the previous year

  • @BigCheeseExplosion
    @BigCheeseExplosion 2 года назад +3

    WE LOVE YOU JAMES

  • @SteakjucySWOP
    @SteakjucySWOP 11 месяцев назад +2

    “Could we say that? I’ve said worse”

  • @suiton6112
    @suiton6112 2 года назад +1

    bro i watched you since i was 9 now im 13 time really flies keep going strong bro

  • @cassandraspoelhof3752
    @cassandraspoelhof3752 2 года назад +2

    I like that this time around when James did Friday 3D he didn’t give both awards to the same death. In case any of you are like me and haven’t watched this channel from the start, originally he gave the Golden Chainsaw and Dull Machete to the same kill because apparently he felt it was cool but also really confusing.

  • @loki1456
    @loki1456 2 года назад +2

    "GIVE ME FRESH KILLS, PLEASE" no context Dead Meat when?

  • @matthewdonaldson2662
    @matthewdonaldson2662 2 года назад +2

    1:25 way to give your wife the dull matchete james

  • @littlepotatoman3914
    @littlepotatoman3914 2 года назад +4

    You guys should cover the movie Soylet Green

    • @shiftybea
      @shiftybea 2 года назад +1

      They don't take suggestions in the comments.

  • @axelnilsson5124
    @axelnilsson5124 2 года назад +4

    The kinds that got dull machete this year: male human, female human, genderless zombie, unidentified lifeform and male turkie

  • @SwaggyG_2102
    @SwaggyG_2102 2 года назад +2

    Love this supercut!
    I can't wait to what's in store for the Dead Meat Supercut of Year 6!

  • @Marigen1971
    @Marigen1971 2 года назад +2

    "GIVE ME FRESH KILLS PLEASE!!!" Almost spit my coffee 😄

  • @paulgibbon5991
    @paulgibbon5991 2 года назад +1

    Can I hire you to award one of these at my funeral?

  • @revposton
    @revposton 2 года назад +1

    Omg 5 years. Wow don't fell like it. Well man congratulations and keep it up

  • @failpip4235
    @failpip4235 2 года назад +6

    5 years? Hot damn. I was there for his first Kill Count and it felt like 2 years ago
    The pandemic really messed with my sense of time passage

  • @Jvess22
    @Jvess22 2 года назад +1

    I loved the bit of zoran at the end

  • @ameonna8168
    @ameonna8168 2 года назад +4

    Can't wait for the scream 5 count in a few months!!

  • @squishoes
    @squishoes 2 года назад +2

    Hoping that you will have more successful years to come James.. Way to go!

  • @thexenfromanotherworld
    @thexenfromanotherworld 2 года назад +1

    half a decade of dead meat

  • @subscorpion9560
    @subscorpion9560 2 года назад +19

    I thought Shelly’s throat slit was good, the neck twist was cool, Jason’s stealth kill was cool and the couple kill was dope

    • @Iamthecrazyone
      @Iamthecrazyone 2 года назад +2

      The dull machete is for lamest. If all the rest are better, then it's the lamest, even if it's still good itself. Also, these are given for what the host feels are the lamest, so it's a matter of opinion anyway. Your comment seems worded in such a way as to seem argumentative though, so I figured I'd explain.

  • @abigailbartlett6636
    @abigailbartlett6636 2 года назад +2

    Well this is a lovely birthday present

  • @abbyrosec753
    @abbyrosec753 2 года назад +2

    Omg I’m so early. Hi James and Chelsea!!! Hope you’re having a good day!

  • @wanderingpenguin6705
    @wanderingpenguin6705 2 года назад +3

    We have James, Chelsea and Zorin to thank for this lovely channel

  • @jonathancruz9627
    @jonathancruz9627 2 года назад +1

    Crazy I've been watching deadmeat since I was 18 now I'm about to be 23

  • @richevansringtone
    @richevansringtone 2 года назад +1

    Zoran manages to sound so much like James that I barely noticed the switch at first, til I realized it was Tremors.

  • @TheDukeofCheese12
    @TheDukeofCheese12 2 года назад +2

    *swish*
    “Hmm…”

  • @samultraflame2043
    @samultraflame2043 2 года назад +1

    Hey James for a lead up to the Scream 2022 kill count can we get a recount for the Scream series? It's my favorite and it's what brought me here.

    • @jacksongrant2911
      @jacksongrant2911 2 года назад

      He’s mentioned recounting Scream so I really hope so!

  • @yeetboiwhatyesplease2095
    @yeetboiwhatyesplease2095 2 года назад

    been here since year 2! keep up the amazing videos!

  • @WAnimsLmao
    @WAnimsLmao Год назад

    0:03 why did this part make me laugh
    why did a man crying make me laugh

  • @vizzy5764
    @vizzy5764 2 года назад +1

    5:50 time makes bolder and children get older, but those guys WON'T be getting older too

  • @unholyperiodza5442
    @unholyperiodza5442 2 года назад +1

    3:35 Maddy's scream had Reggie vibes, she didn't deserve the dull machete 😟

  • @AlexanderIsntThatCoolTBH
    @AlexanderIsntThatCoolTBH 2 года назад +2

    YEAAAAAAAAH!!

  • @potatoman9872
    @potatoman9872 Год назад

    This made me remember that Zoran actually did some killcounts

  • @KidBatman44
    @KidBatman44 2 года назад +1

    This is bad ass

  • @Jasuya
    @Jasuya 2 года назад +1

    *The disappointment at the end was satisfying*

  • @robertely6456
    @robertely6456 2 года назад

    I’ve been watching you for 3 years now and you make amazing videos good job

  • @claytonrios1
    @claytonrios1 2 года назад +4

    Sometimes even the lamest kills can get some laughs based on botched effects.

  • @TheoGrunden
    @TheoGrunden 27 дней назад +1

    Midsommar and Stitches Both Have No Dull Machete

  • @jjenk911
    @jjenk911 2 года назад +1

    I guess Chelsea Rebecca's American Psycho Kill Count starts year 6.

  • @felixtschirpig3432
    @felixtschirpig3432 2 года назад +2

    Love vids keep it up and I will subscribe

  • @markusgottablunt
    @markusgottablunt 2 года назад

    Keep making these mini videos plz

  • @Dreamybloo101
    @Dreamybloo101 2 года назад +2

    Awesome kills man good stuff

  • @Film_Ronin
    @Film_Ronin 2 года назад

    I got an ad for Blue Bunny ice cream before the video and I’m like 90% sure it’s Zoran’s voice

  • @plaguebird
    @plaguebird 2 года назад

    I feel so old now knowing that this has been going on for 5 years

  • @Wednesdaywoe1975
    @Wednesdaywoe1975 2 года назад

    That poor vet who survived the war and lived to 110. That's some monkey's paw, Green Mile level curse. He must have been so tired of the nightmares.

  • @justeddsworld10
    @justeddsworld10 Год назад

    Zoran: "Dull Machete goes to this death because it's so fucking Offscreen and I hate it"
    Also Zoran: *Puts Offscreen Deaths in his Social Mediasochist Videos*
    Note: It'll apply to James when Pre-Game shows a offscreen death, But we'll wait for now.

  • @chrisazylum6624
    @chrisazylum6624 2 года назад +1

    Next supercuts:
    Updated references
    New references
    Running gags
    The Movie Begins Year 5

    • @shiftybea
      @shiftybea 2 года назад

      They're not next, no. Apart from The Movie Begins, I think that is.

    • @chrisazylum6624
      @chrisazylum6624 2 года назад

      @@shiftybea Oh OK.

  • @chasewilliams6760
    @chasewilliams6760 2 года назад +1

    Look your probably n ot gonna see it james but I didnt know you was on the new scream i said damn that's dead meat to my parents

  • @cameronspiers6509
    @cameronspiers6509 2 года назад +2

    omg hiii jamesss

  • @pizzaboy8318
    @pizzaboy8318 2 года назад +2

    very epic

  • @AsherX9
    @AsherX9 2 года назад

    Here’s hoping for another 5 years!

  • @pokey_vr7682
    @pokey_vr7682 2 года назад +2

    Hi love your videos

  • @jorgeamaya6407
    @jorgeamaya6407 2 года назад

    Half a decade?? The proudest fr

  • @bog.g
    @bog.g 2 года назад +2

    BOG

  • @duwadmala4561
    @duwadmala4561 2 года назад

    Beast mode.

  • @wowjennawow
    @wowjennawow 2 года назад

    congrats to james for being the funniest person on earth

  • @Denistone
    @Denistone 2 года назад +2

    Too many golden chainsaws back to back was just too much. I find the lame kills super cut much more goofy and enjoyable. :D

  • @hamburger1012
    @hamburger1012 2 года назад +2

    They should do full metal jacket

    • @jimmybrown4205
      @jimmybrown4205 2 года назад +1

      They won't, though. This is a horror channel.

    • @hamburger1012
      @hamburger1012 2 года назад

      @@jimmybrown4205 they did mortal combat and that wasn’t a horror movie

    • @quoteonquoteclub9711
      @quoteonquoteclub9711 2 года назад

      @@hamburger1012 because mortal kombat is a franchise james is super passionate about, and thats why its the only exception

    • @hamburger1012
      @hamburger1012 2 года назад

      It’s his show he can do what he wants I just am giving a recommendation

    • @shiftybea
      @shiftybea 2 года назад +1

      @@hamburger1012 Which he won't do. He doesn't even take suggestions in the comments.

  • @yamom4442
    @yamom4442 2 года назад +2

    ♥️

  • @cinders5305
    @cinders5305 2 года назад

    James should one day do a best of the best type thing. Say what is his all time favorite kill is and what one he hates the most

  • @miketrapper0464
    @miketrapper0464 2 года назад +2

    Huh most of these dull machetes aren’t that bad either noice

  • @behindyoujamie
    @behindyoujamie 2 года назад

    The day James & Chelsea retire will, fittingly, be the scariest thing to happen to RUclips

  • @Oscade272
    @Oscade272 2 года назад

    1 second later we are already in year 6.

  • @latayesha
    @latayesha 2 года назад

    Are you sure it's really been 5 years?! It only feels like 2

  • @Samurai_Stoner
    @Samurai_Stoner 2 года назад

    Congrats on 5 years

  • @harleylaufeyson6136
    @harleylaufeyson6136 2 года назад

    Am I the only one who would love to see the extra awards part compilation?

    • @shiftybea
      @shiftybea 2 года назад

      What extra awards?

  • @lokolayon4745
    @lokolayon4745 2 года назад

    Hey James! I know it’s not exactly up your ally but I would recommend the little known “my name is jeeg” film. It’s got some good kills y’all

    • @shiftybea
      @shiftybea 2 года назад

      He won't cover it but in case he wants to watch it, it's called They Call Me Jeeg 🙂

  • @charliemcternan8190
    @charliemcternan8190 2 года назад

    So so so crazy

  • @sussybaka3574
    @sussybaka3574 2 года назад

    James can you PLEASE do level 16

  • @GamerKidEdits
    @GamerKidEdits 2 года назад

    I love this

  • @madycartoonlover3383
    @madycartoonlover3383 Год назад

    Honestly the Kills I liked the least were Terry 2:32 Mama Jarvas 3:04 and Granny Chushir 1:31 Terry just screams then just gets killed while Mama Jarvas just gets killed out of nowhere and we never see her body afterwards you were not wrong about the death being lame and Poor Granny’s body was never seen after she was murdered during the call. Out of those three I disliked Mama Jarvas death the most.

  • @J3.diorrz
    @J3.diorrz 2 года назад +2

    Lol.

  • @kuitaranheatmorus9932
    @kuitaranheatmorus9932 2 года назад

    Epic video

  • @BlackdragonTheShadow
    @BlackdragonTheShadow 2 года назад

    I am once again asking you make a new reward for these complimation for your favorite dull machete and golden chainsaw

    • @shiftybea
      @shiftybea 2 года назад +1

      If you've asked before, does the fact he hasn't done it not tell you anything?

    • @BlackdragonTheShadow
      @BlackdragonTheShadow 2 года назад

      This is my second time requesting it… the first was from the year three golden machete supercut

    • @BlackdragonTheShadow
      @BlackdragonTheShadow 2 года назад

      Correction year 5

    • @BlackdragonTheShadow
      @BlackdragonTheShadow 2 года назад

      Like it could be a fun way to have community involvement to see what they thought what was the best and worse kills for each year

  • @jeremybaumann9180
    @jeremybaumann9180 2 года назад

    Does he really make that hmm noise every video with Dull Machete?

    • @jimmyb5025
      @jimmyb5025 2 года назад

      Well, it's a pre-recorded sound.

  • @life35730
    @life35730 Год назад

    5:23 then whats even the point of adding that if your not voting

  • @findlaycoates3442
    @findlaycoates3442 2 года назад

    I haven't watched this channel in ages

  • @limalterado9198
    @limalterado9198 2 года назад

    Can you make a kill count in Mars Attacks!

  • @ILoveHotDogs5362
    @ILoveHotDogs5362 2 года назад +2

    Yoo

  • @WerewolfSk8er
    @WerewolfSk8er Год назад

    where's dull machete year 6?