Dunno what makes you an expert on any subject inparticular, but the amout of time spent on a character's looks you will be hovering several feet above and wont see convinces me this is all one elaborate shitpost. So let's All just stfu and have a laugh. Keep your stinky selfrighteous assholes/opinions to yourselves.
6:02:45 Jerma stressing about getting the cat out of the range, only to have the meteors shoot the cat itself, and, as a result, having jerma freak the fuck out is going to fuel me for the day. what the fuck
And near the end of the stream, he tries to kill off the family with a meteor and they all drive away in a car at the last second. You can't make this shit up.
i liked the bit where he built 2 bathrooms the size of my garage and proceeded to run out of money and complain i didn't actually get to the part where he runs out of money, he's still building, but i'm sure its coming
2:39:00 “delete the useless room.” 3:34:22 “what is this even here for?! you’re right! what’s this even here for?!” I guess when jerma said reading stuff out loud destroys reading comprehension he wasn’t kidding
I can understand manipulating and gaslighting his close friends and family, but I can't believe this psycho actually made a carpeted stable floor for his garage horse
*Kills time traveler* *Hands over power cells to ghost of time traveler* *Deletes time travelers portal* *Wonders why now ghost time traveler won't leave* Oh yeah, it's Jermoid time.
him trying so hard to save the cat only for the meteor to home straight in on it right after he said its safe was the funniest thing that couldve happened
@Userman You new here? Cause that's nothing. It's basically jerma tradition to spend an 1 and a half, AT MINIMUM, in a character customizer. Twice as long if it's a Sims game.
@Userman AH, gotcha. Yeah Jerma always takes a while in character creators. Sometimes because he wants to make it look just right/ugly enough other times because chat yells at him to make a family guy character or something.
kenshi was probably the best game stream , that and a few other like dragons dogma , lifeline and condemned iv watched multiple times. i think he meant that laugh was his most painful it sure doesn't sound like hes enjoying it there in fact he was laughing way harder at the hydra fight in dragons dogma that probably the most iv seen he almost passes out.
@@Jettmingin Kenshi is so good man, you should play it. You can easily clock in 100 hours just watching your character(s) try to survive. It's monotonous at times but like 90% it's fun.
He also laughed way harder during tactical intervention, multiple times during gta 4, road rage, and wrestling empire. I think it was just an exaggeration to excite people for the stream; like "last time I played one of these games it was the hardest I've ever laughed, so this should be great" but there was no way this one was going to come close to the sims 4 stream. The dog rolling in piss wasn't even that funny; Death singing at the wedding, adam sandler coming back to kill the one person who mourned his death, and the absolute mayhem of winterfest in general, however, were absolutely hysterical.
i can tell it's impossible for Jerma not to resist singing the grandpa lyrics to that create a character track. Poor man controlled by his own ear worm
Jerma after half an hour of trying to smite someone with lightning only to succeed, have it scare the shit out of him, and then ask "what happened?" after the fact... Oh 3:01:52
This stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience
Middle class streamer thinks starter home is a detached suburban 2 story house with 2 bathrooms the size of a master bedroom, a main entryway the size of a hotel reception area, and with maid service
5 people is actually waaay easier to play. That's 5 working people to bring in money and 4 other people to talk to keep the social bar up. This is, of course, if you're playing the game properly, which I never expect from Jerms XD
This is the funniest fucking stream Jerma has ever done. I watched it in the library at my college between classes and I was just sitting there trying so hard to stifle my laughter. Though I lost it when he drops like 15 meteors behind the Diner and just started cracking up. God I love this stream.
The home decoration (especially the horse 'stable') was just straight up offensive. A GARAGE horse Stable with carpet, TV and next to no room just killed me 💀
I Just thought that I should say thanks to all the people preserving the magic of Jerma985. I wish you and everyone in this comment section a wonderful day.
There was one group of people who managed to defend against Jerma’s horrible genetic alterations not once but twice… for this Jerma turned them into the colonials.
I mean, that's Qu here 1:39:00. I suppose it is cannon that Qu were created by the madman Jerma. Explains their propensity to shape organic form at their own twisted will, lol. "Hey, guys, Qu985 here, and today I will be turning this species into living toilets. Haha, I'll call them Modular Urinals!"
An idea for someone more talented/less lazy than me: when Jerma is changing the cat's voice in character creation, edit in his cat sounds from last week's stream. It'd fit perfectly
@@clydecrocodile101 i mean with the hair, ignoring the colors it kind of looks how i imagine one of those hyper-realistic "in real life" photoshops would
![KSI - Dirty [Official Visualiser]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VoDh1h1dPUE/mqdefault.jpg)
6:23 Character Creation
1:56:17 The Sims 3
4:07:13 Brb Ends
Holy shit I knew it took him a while to actually start but two hours?? Time flies I guess
two hours of only character creation!!??
jerma is INSANE and needs HELP
I thought this was a mistake but no
2 hrs of character creation because he wouldnt stop ranting 😂
Jesus christ, I'm convinced Jerma has never seen a real house in his life. I bet he lives in a cave or some shit.
Nursing home
He's so small this is just what houses look like to him
He builds houses like he's playing theme hospital
He did kill Santa so he’s probably livin like the grinch.
Dunno what makes you an expert on any subject inparticular, but the amout of time spent on a character's looks you will be hovering several feet above and wont see convinces me this is all one elaborate shitpost. So let's All just stfu and have a laugh. Keep your stinky selfrighteous assholes/opinions to yourselves.
6:02:45 Jerma stressing about getting the cat out of the range, only to have the meteors shoot the cat itself, and, as a result, having jerma freak the fuck out is going to fuel me for the day. what the fuck
The comedic timing of that "oh thank god!" followed by the meteor immediately sniping the cat destroyed me.
as an out of context spoiler i love this comment
More proof that game designers specifically design the game for jerma in case he plays it one day
3:10:30
And near the end of the stream, he tries to kill off the family with a meteor and they all drive away in a car at the last second. You can't make this shit up.
ngl, it's impressive that Jerma, after all the streams he's done of these games, still can't wrap his head around most of the basic stuff.
i liked the bit where he built 2 bathrooms the size of my garage and proceeded to run out of money and complain
i didn't actually get to the part where he runs out of money, he's still building, but i'm sure its coming
he can’t help being a dumbass 😢
They tried to supersize his peanut brain, but he didn't want his chat to make inflation jokes.
@@DirtyDoctorDan bingo
The man asked if horses sleep in beds
>comes downstairs at 3am
>a werewolf is tearing up dining room chairs and passing out all over the fucking place
>goes back to bed
His ability to make one gigantic dingy room every time he plays one of the sims never stops to amaze me
holy shit the fucking cat turning into a game bug and then instantly becoming miserable had me crying. my jaw hurts from laughing so much. 2:41:45
this comment did not prepare at all for whatever that bug was lol
Actual fear coursing through my veins. He didn’t even have the words
i ate a pizza and almost choked at that moment
You could have warned us of the horror we were about to witness 😂
That glitch always scared the shit out of me as a kid
31:26 this is clean audio you guys. I dont know if there will ever be another green screen movie night but please somebody use this audio in something
Sus audio
2:39:00 “delete the useless room.”
3:34:22 “what is this even here for?! you’re right! what’s this even here for?!”
I guess when jerma said reading stuff out loud destroys reading comprehension he wasn’t kidding
"It's Gumpy Cat!"
*turns it around to reveal the real eldritch horror*
I can understand manipulating and gaslighting his close friends and family, but I can't believe this psycho actually made a carpeted stable floor for his garage horse
You can excuse munipualting and gaslighting?
@@lavadad2629 thats what he said smh..
He plays this like he's never played a single sims game in his entire life
youve described it PERFECTLY.
every time i watch him play any sims game it feels like this is his first time playing ANY of them
*Kills time traveler*
*Hands over power cells to ghost of time traveler*
*Deletes time travelers portal*
*Wonders why now ghost time traveler won't leave*
Oh yeah, it's Jermoid time.
Jerma may say "take care of me" all the time before and during The Dollhouse, but look at what he does to his SIMS
What a psycho.
But honestly what do you expect when he makes such abominations and chat actively begs him to kill his Sims.
him trying so hard to save the cat only for the meteor to home straight in on it right after he said its safe was the funniest thing that couldve happened
2:58:27 juvenile Jerma startled by hearing thunder for the first time
Are we all just going to ignore how the sus guy is an absolute maniac and terrorizes all the other characters.
i think his name is jerma
He's STILL in the character creator1!
!!!11!11!!1111!
He’s STILL in character creator-londo
@Userman You new here? Cause that's nothing. It's basically jerma tradition to spend an 1 and a half, AT MINIMUM, in a character customizer. Twice as long if it's a Sims game.
@Userman AH, gotcha. Yeah Jerma always takes a while in character creators. Sometimes because he wants to make it look just right/ugly enough other times because chat yells at him to make a family guy character or something.
@@yepsilon2898 I know I'm kinda late, but I have a funny story related to this. Ster spent 24 hours in character creator in Divinity OS 2.
This was my first Jerma stream....it did not disappoint.
1:19 Jema claims he laughed hardest during The Sims 4 (Part 2) stream at 1:37:45 on that video... but I recall him laughing WAY harder during KENSHI
link the timestamp then
the kenshi streams were awesome I wish he'd stream it again, weird game I probably wouldnt play it myself but jerma really brings out the best in it
kenshi was probably the best game stream , that and a few other like dragons dogma , lifeline and condemned iv watched multiple times. i think he meant that laugh was his most painful it sure doesn't sound like hes enjoying it there in fact he was laughing way harder at the hydra fight in dragons dogma that probably the most iv seen he almost passes out.
@@Jettmingin Kenshi is so good man, you should play it. You can easily clock in 100 hours just watching your character(s) try to survive. It's monotonous at times but like 90% it's fun.
He also laughed way harder during tactical intervention, multiple times during gta 4, road rage, and wrestling empire. I think it was just an exaggeration to excite people for the stream; like "last time I played one of these games it was the hardest I've ever laughed, so this should be great" but there was no way this one was going to come close to the sims 4 stream. The dog rolling in piss wasn't even that funny; Death singing at the wedding, adam sandler coming back to kill the one person who mourned his death, and the absolute mayhem of winterfest in general, however, were absolutely hysterical.
That part in the middle where the screen got a red tint and made the UI purple and chat was just gaslighting him by saying it was still blue
38:28 dude looks like that guy from paranorman, king pin from spider verse, and the ohare guy from the lorax movie all at once.
8:33 new episode of the Walten Files looking good
HAHAAHAH
i can tell it's impossible for Jerma not to resist singing the grandpa lyrics to that create a character track. Poor man controlled by his own ear worm
Jerma after half an hour of trying to smite someone with lightning only to succeed, have it scare the shit out of him, and then ask "what happened?" after the fact...
Oh 3:01:52
*_"wall sconks"_*
- Jeremy "Sus Guy" Elbertson, 2021
It's cathartic to watch Jerma design things, like here and Spore. I'd watch him ramble for hours at the character maker and not make it in game.
20:22 yeah, funniest shit I've ever heard
@The Jerma985 Haha
@@jet2507 Haha
3:57:18 this was so shocking at horrifying that it made me laugh so hard
"why are we all related to bumpy flush? why are we all bumpy flush's children?" 😭😂
This stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience
Middle class streamer thinks starter home is a detached suburban 2 story house with 2 bathrooms the size of a master bedroom, a main entryway the size of a hotel reception area, and with maid service
3:57:18 those are sheer horror laughs
More Jerma Sims what a delight~
5 people is actually waaay easier to play. That's 5 working people to bring in money and 4 other people to talk to keep the social bar up.
This is, of course, if you're playing the game properly, which I never expect from Jerms XD
this stream has become my new comfort stream lol. i jus love watching people do crazy shit in the sims
jerma saying he took a sus flush is obscenely funny,, i keep thinking back on it and cackling uncontrollably help
i had one of those last week!
damn a six hour stream. i wish i couldve watched the whole thing
Jerma has some sort of vendetta against regular sized bathrooms.
6:02:56 I couldn’t stop laughing
That’s what I came here to see again lol
3:58:36 Discord mods when you put memes in general
Oh my God its nick cage 39:30
To get the horse clean you have to get gruntilda to ride it through the car wash
I fell sleep at the beginning of this video a few days ago, when I woke up it was fucking over. This was during the day.
This is the funniest fucking stream Jerma has ever done. I watched it in the library at my college between classes and I was just sitting there trying so hard to stifle my laughter. Though I lost it when he drops like 15 meteors behind the Diner and just started cracking up. God I love this stream.
What’s the name of the character from Ratchet and Clank??? Oh yeah, Ratchet, that’s it!
this is the first stream I've ever watched where I have the experience to be like "what the fuck is he doing"
SUS Flush looks like Scout in a bad TF2 SFM
The home decoration (especially the horse 'stable') was just straight up offensive. A GARAGE horse Stable with carpet, TV and next to no room just killed me 💀
I love how Ratthew has glasses under his face
I Just thought that I should say thanks to all the people preserving the magic of Jerma985.
I wish you and everyone in this comment section a wonderful day.
Jerma Frankensteins poor unwilling people into grotesque abominations and amalgamations of their former self.
Good stream!
There was one group of people who managed to defend against Jerma’s horrible genetic alterations not once but twice… for this Jerma turned them into the colonials.
@@Logandroid they learned quickly not to defy the supreme fleshcrafter
Only Jerma could spend a full 2 hours on character creation
I was so unbelievably furious that chat killed STRONG FUCKING HENRY instead of the fucking sus guy oh my god.
Their decision led to so much tragedy... 😞
"Reddit Powers" He was clearly a were-Byeah
8:28 should've made quagmire toilet
bro gave the horse a tv
Yeah so I randomly clicked at 3:02:00 and holy shit I nearly killed myself with laughter. Warning: loud as fuck.
Me when the twitter wiccan says 'I cast a hex on you'
Thx for waning i was on 100% vol
This VOD is about the same time as a shift a work for me, but it goes by so fast. time is weird.
2:41:50
l o n g b o i
With a benis
1:35:16 incredible music for what's happening on screen
Hey Atma
@@_Levison hi Levison
I love how the two hours of calm family and house creation is followed up by _immediate_ chaos.
This whole thing is cursed
37:15 it looks like Linus Tech Tips
I already watched the full six hour stream and this was uploaded 15 minutes ago
Jerma has seen "all tomorrows" I assume
I mean, that's Qu here 1:39:00. I suppose it is cannon that Qu were created by the madman Jerma. Explains their propensity to shape organic form at their own twisted will, lol.
"Hey, guys, Qu985 here, and today I will be turning this species into living toilets. Haha, I'll call them Modular Urinals!"
watching this now for the first time and hearing him talk about the mario movie voices is crazy. if only he knew.😔
Jerma getting the part of Gruntilda
THE METEOR HITTING THE CAT AFTER ALL THAT DRAMA, I'M SCREAMING IRL LMFAOOO
52:50 Thumbnail
first 8 minutes of the stream and he makes an urinal baby
46:04 Jerma created a Baki character
Your sim looks like what ur body has to look like to survive a car crash
This is the stream I keep coming back to
9:41 giggity giggity goo
Sims 3 is buggy but it's still less buggy than 4
once you notice the weird sound that happens after jerma stops speaking you cannot unhear it.
43:13
49:49
3:01:42
3:57:16
4:15:01
4:16:22
4:51:00
6:02:35
Jerma has never been in a house
4:23:45 Saving this for future reference
57:10 xiu xiu
lmaooo
GUYS JERMA SAW MY CHAT
42:51 fart andy
My sim's aspiration is for a part 3.
How did *no one* make a joke about how Grunty is dressed like Waluigi during that entire Mario movie bit
An idea for someone more talented/less lazy than me: when Jerma is changing the cat's voice in character creation, edit in his cat sounds from last week's stream. It'd fit perfectly
3:01:04 this is really sus
Shout out to the hero in chat that asked him to delete that weird wall
1:20:44 now he's just made pearl from steven universe
Wow it looks just like her, just as i remember
@@clydecrocodile101 i mean with the hair, ignoring the colors it kind of looks how i imagine one of those hyper-realistic "in real life" photoshops would
@@clydecrocodile101 rebeca sugar says, "just like pearl!"
'Well I should not have to bathe steven, but if I must...' - Pearl, Steven in the Universe
Jerma is fucking insane
6:02:55 That there is bad karma for all the meteorites he summoned before.
It's pretty funny how Jerma keeps playing fart sounds throughout the entire stream.
He said the s word
Does anyone know the exact time stamp on the video where he gives himself a hernia?
I also wanna know
@@firelinksunlight9692 think I found it. It’s in the sims4 part 2 on the jerma/Steve archive channel, at 1:37:45
@@bavuh1249 Hero.
43:14 saving this for later
First 10 minutes, and he's already making a bathroom joke LOL
Ive never understood why Jerma thought walking dog inside your house was so funny. That wasnt the funniest thing to give yourself a hernia over lol.
Its cause the dog pissed on the floor and started rolling around in it all within 2 seconds of eachother
I actually made fanart of the schnozewell guy from sims 4 murder house streams in my notebook, sadly can't find it amywhere
the simpostor
That's not a gym that's a goddamn SPA with gym equipment on the top floor