@@alexshih3747 doc only joined near the end, and there wasn’t enough time for anything more than defense for the resistance base. Pretty soon after, they finished up the war through the minigames
Edited to add: Captions are finally up and ready peeps! Thanks for your patience! And thanks for all the fun stories about your lag mishaps - especially everyone owning up to their own goofs! I have had my share of "oh no I was AFK way too long" moments over the years and it's always fun seeing everyone else's nonsense, too! --- Original message: Hey peeps! It's been a jam-packed, feature-length kinda week on Hermitcraft, so we're running a little behind schedule - didn't want to make everyone else wait on the captions, so here's the video freshly off the presses from Sloy and Pix, and I'll have those captions ASAP! In the mean time, what's the worst lag incident you've had at your own base (or caused)?
Mine has to be when the main server I was on in high school had a bad memory leak which lasted months. My base wasn't even too bad for entities, but the server was slow for months!
I love how they completely forgot to mention that grian, Mumbo, and Scar chose the team name “Buttercups” because they actually looked it up and learned that buttercups, among other flowers, are _poisonous_ to goats
Rule 1: Never get involved in a land war in Asia Rule 2: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line Rule 3: Grian and docm77 understand the word of escalation, but not restraint.
I love how with Mumbo saying 'i can't ask grian or doc because I know they would blow my base up for free' is accurate since grian and doc both said in their own episodes after the fact that they would have done it for free. I guess mumbo knows them well enough.
@@barundarstreams5288 it was season seven and my guess complete guess is 18 i remember it was after bdubs blew up the goat head and ran away the episode was them trying to bring bdubs to a guillotine Edit: 18 is just a pure random guess. I think it was late teens to late twenties
Grian and Doc having a chicken war The museum gang trying to get everything they can and Zedaph getting killed by snowmen Just a regular week on hermitcraft
I believe that quote has been around since at least the 1970s, if not further back. Often it's attributed to Mark Twain, but there isn't hard evidence he was the first to say it (if he said it at all many years before it was first attributed to him).
My favorite part was the very halfhearted polite chuckles and crickets that were the response to his statement! For some reason it just kills me dead every time I see it
I need everyone to know that when mumbo asked scar to blow up his base scar actually didn't hear the part about payment- because he had already started begging mumbo to let him do it. He got confused when mumbo mentioned payment.
I do love how Mumbo specifically calls out Grian and Doc as people who would absolutely blow his base up and in both their followup videos they say that they would have done it for free
12:20 "history may not be repeating itself, but it sure does rhyme" that's one of the coolest sets of overlapping scenarios I've ever seen, thank you for bringing it to our attention!
So intensely excited to see Doc be a part of so many things this season. This man deserves his flowers and views. If you haven’t subscribed, get over there for hour+ long movies every week!
I love how Grian, Mumbo and Scar are like “We’re the buttercups!” And you’re like: “Aww, that’s cute. Wonder how they chose that name..” Them: “Okay.. how do we KILL a goat?”
I'm a bit surprised at Ren's surprise at Doc's ability to break the game, considering they tore Minecraft to shreds together last season with Octagon and the Hermatrix.
That's a consequence of the falling block situation that I know at least I hadn't considered, wow! It seems awful enough to have to clean up as is :O but that glitch... ~Ly
I just need you to know you're now the new comment I'm going to randomly bring up in conversation for the next couple months, this is just too awesome of a response.
Since Grian joined . . . First, we had the Hermitcraft Civil War. Then, we had Area 77: Secret Wars. Then, we had the Great Demise. Then, we had the Great Vote. Then, we had the Turf Wars. Then, we had Hermatrix: Revolutions. Then, we had the Dog King. Then, we had the Interserver Incursion War. Now, we have the Egg Wars.
I am so proud to be a viewer in this community, I love all the hard work that goes into these videos. Loved all of Empires, cannot wait until the next season.
I recently got a new computer and constructed a lag wall to ward off other players from my base since their PCs couldn't cope. ...I now regret making such an inefficient lag wall.
The best part of Scar blowing up Mumbo’s base in my opinion is that he didn’t even realise he was being offered diamonds to do it. He said yes before hearing that part and didn’t know that was part of it until Mumbo handed him the diamonds saying “here is your payment”
Im really interested to see how this develops. We already have Doc and maybe Ren on one side and the buttercups on the other. If more members get involved, we may have a second Civil War. Doc did throw anvils at a lot of people earlier, so I could see the Buttercups gaining allies. Also, unrelated, but it's good to see Ren getting recognition. Even though his reign ended badly, he did some good things for the server and even his corruption made for good content.
'History doesn't repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme' love the throwback to when Grian said that in the empires cross over ❤ I had to pause and process. Seriously love this show, it's the first Monday video I watch every week. Keep up the great work, fam 💪👍
im glad this video exists because i only watch a few specific of the hermits, and finding out about what the other hermits shenanigans are great, wanting me to watch some of their videos
You can just mine obsidian. It takes a while, but it will be gone eventually. Dragon eggs teleport away if you attempt to mine them. Even without Grian's gravity block issue, you'd have to dig *below* each egg and place a block with a top surface lower than the standard block height (or a block without a collision) to get them to drop as items.
For the Netherite armor, it seems like you can find Upgrades in Bastion chests. If you find one, you can duplicate it with 1 Netherrack and 7 Diamonds, until you have however much you need (plus one, to make sure you can make more in the future). With the upgrade, armor, and Netherite Ingot, you can turn Diamond Armor into Netherite Armor.
12:28 Pix and Zloy casually referencing a previous episode with a coincidental reference to the current situation, while referencing Grian's line from the Hermits' Empires Trip. Referenception.
I'm going ahead and calling it. Since the theme for Doc this season has been "Doc breaks minecraft", the season will end by Doc doing something to corrupt the server file in a controlled manner.
I'm not too surprised. Cleo won't attack you if you don't attack her. If you attack her she'll employ the eye for an eye plus a leg, arm, other leg, other arm, face, etc philosophy
I think she's just aware that Mumbo is one of the most (if not the most) subscribed to hermit, and it doesn't take a big percentage of his fans to have a LOT of people very mad at you on twitter despite Mumbo being fine with it
I felt like Pix was triggered when Cub was selling sherds in the museum for some reason. The archeologist in Pix just cannot get a rest, I guess. Also, bold of Doc to assume that Grian wouldn't like having those dragon eggs..
...I am reminded of that one MTG card where both players put aside their current cards, draw a fresh full hand of cards, and proceed to play an entirely new game within the game already being played. I forget what reward the winner of the inner game gets.
![Blox Fruits Dragon Rework Update [Full Stream]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/EqDAp8udhm0/mqdefault.jpg)
Eggscellent video!
Eggsactly!
Your prank had a flawless eggs-ecution!
You, Grian, Scar and Mumbo have fun with this incoming prank war Doc. It's absolute gold entertainment
Now keep this comment at 69 likes
@@sjaakbakker9944 Too late
yk, the reason doc and grian are always on opposite sides is because they'd be unstoppable together
If they were on the same side then it wouldn't just be lag the server would have to worry about. I think the server would simply cease to exist
I mean, they were both in the mycelium resistance...
@@alexshih3747A proxy war, at best.
@@alexshih3747 doc only joined near the end, and there wasn’t enough time for anything more than defense for the resistance base. Pretty soon after, they finished up the war through the minigames
@@magimerlyn9596 even that defense system was thwarted by budget cuts when only one of the zoglins was released instead of the whole pack
Grian: “I will not start a war this season!”
Also Grian: “So….. I kinda poked the goat……. He’s mad now……”
I thought he said he wouldn’t start a resistance? Or both I think
"I wanna see what happens when you REALLY poke the goat"
Edited to add:
Captions are finally up and ready peeps! Thanks for your patience!
And thanks for all the fun stories about your lag mishaps - especially everyone owning up to their own goofs! I have had my share of "oh no I was AFK way too long" moments over the years and it's always fun seeing everyone else's nonsense, too!
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Original message:
Hey peeps! It's been a jam-packed, feature-length kinda week on Hermitcraft, so we're running a little behind schedule - didn't want to make everyone else wait on the captions, so here's the video freshly off the presses from Sloy and Pix, and I'll have those captions ASAP!
In the mean time, what's the worst lag incident you've had at your own base (or caused)?
Falling sand, hasn't crashed my game yet but once it broght the came to a *crawl*
Mine has to be when the main server I was on in high school had a bad memory leak which lasted months. My base wasn't even too bad for entities, but the server was slow for months!
Someone's cobble-and-other-stuff-farm with Create Mod leaving about 60 000 cobblestone items on the floor
Ok
Thanks for writing up the captions! As for lag incidents, we once set off a mega TNT build made up of a few thousand TNT blocks... chaos
Doc is getting into another war against Grian and Scar, while Mumbo and Zedaph are questioning why they decided to be neighbours with these guys.
But this time doc doesn't hold back unlike all the previous seasons.
✨The buttercups ✨
Anyone near Doc and Grian are just liable to collateral damage
Scar and Grian totally started it and keep poking the GOAT
technically scar just kinda showed up one day to build his megabase and decided to be neighbours with EVERYONE
I love how they completely forgot to mention that grian, Mumbo, and Scar chose the team name “Buttercups” because they actually looked it up and learned that buttercups, among other flowers, are _poisonous_ to goats
poisonous to humans too, but especially to goats
it works on multiple levels!
@@tumblingartistlmao 🤣 all for one, one for all
Rule 1: Never get involved in a land war in Asia
Rule 2: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line
Rule 3: Grian and docm77 understand the word of escalation, but not restraint.
shouldn't the third one also be phrased as something to not do instead of a description
Omg the princess bride! this is awesome
Sidenote, beware of the C.O.U.S's
@@zacke.1286 Do you mean R.O.U.S's (rodents of unusual size), or does it stand for something else?
@@dragongal9714 Chickens of unusual size, quite different but the same principle.
The current prank conflict would not have happened if Grian had just finished the back of his base.
Ah yes, but just because grian loves to procrastinate we got a wonderful prank war, I missed the wars
Or if Gem, Impulse, and Scar hadn't pushed him to do so and just let him procrastinate.
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@@MichaelMoore99 Or if Scar and Grian didn't press every buttons they see
@@Nathan_Avril Technically... It wasn't a button. It was a note block.
I love how with Mumbo saying 'i can't ask grian or doc because I know they would blow my base up for free' is accurate since grian and doc both said in their own episodes after the fact that they would have done it for free. I guess mumbo knows them well enough.
And then scar immediately says he'd have done it for free once mumbo pulls out the diamonds at the end
@@thebandkid8066 he talked to morning Scar. It was unavoidable.
And of course the dragon egg is affected by gravity, so every time Grian tries to remove one, his game crashes. lol
Oh no...
And *Doc Knows what’s causing that bug*…
@@sonofalich1825 Yes, he does, and he ain't tellin'. LOL
OH MY DOG YOU'RE RIGHT
@@sonofalich1825grian never had a chance
That part when grian asked the plan and the chicken laid an egg is my favorite clip in hermitcraft
Mine too! Wanted to show a friend the whole clip. Think it was S7. Any1 know what ep??
@@barundarstreams5288 Grian's Hermitcraft S7 Ep 11. Time stamp: 16:06
@@barundarstreams5288 it was season seven and my guess complete guess is 18 i remember it was after bdubs blew up the goat head and ran away the episode was them trying to bring bdubs to a guillotine
Edit: 18 is just a pure random guess. I think it was late teens to late twenties
There's nothing wrong with flaming snowballs; It just means there's an awful lot of fracking going on in Minecraft.
lmao
1:36 "successfully Oppenheimer's zedaph"
The car alarm crastle scene made me laugh way too hard... Beep beep! 😂
“The key to the Crastle…!!” 😂🤣
I laughed so hard at that, even the windows flickered with the beeps 😂
It was so good!
My favourite part! 😂
Does anyone know where that was from?
I love the beginning of Etho's episode: "There's a chance it'll detach from the lead." *Camel immediately does just that*
It reminds me of the slow falling train of llamas in Season 8.
Grian and Doc having a chicken war
The museum gang trying to get everything they can
and Zedaph getting killed by snowmen
Just a regular week on hermitcraft
Egg war you means 😂😂
Just an average Hermitcraft season…
2:34 How clever of Cub’s Piglin Brute to be aware of how very important the Hermitcraft Recap is!!
Agreed 😂
"history doesn't repeat itself but it sure does rhyme" hehe, probably the best grian quote of all time
I believe that quote has been around since at least the 1970s, if not further back. Often it's attributed to Mark Twain, but there isn't hard evidence he was the first to say it (if he said it at all many years before it was first attributed to him).
I'm honestly surprised this isn't used more often.
I think Grian was quoting Mark Twain there 😅
This is a famous quote by Theodor Reik, often mis-attributed to Mark Twain (who actually said the opposite, “history never repeats itself.” Lol).
My favorite part was the very halfhearted polite chuckles and crickets that were the response to his statement! For some reason it just kills me dead every time I see it
"The chickens definitely came before the eggs" I'm dying😂😂😂😂😂😂
How Doc didn't swear in multiple languages when he saw the chickens render in is astounding omg lmao
I LOVED the intro with Gem and Fans-what a great way to shout out fans. Also love the keys to the castle “beep, beep”. Another great episode!
I need everyone to know that when mumbo asked scar to blow up his base scar actually didn't hear the part about payment- because he had already started begging mumbo to let him do it. He got confused when mumbo mentioned payment.
I do love how Mumbo specifically calls out Grian and Doc as people who would absolutely blow his base up and in both their followup videos they say that they would have done it for free
Mumbo knows his friends
I CANNOT BELIEVE you remembered that egg clip from 2 seasons and like 4 years ago. That's absolutely insane, and the best thing ever
Grian dug his own grave by donating that Egg to Doc. Now as long as the Goat has even one of them left, he can dupe them indefinitely.
Next week is gonna be so good :) Grain finally resisted the whole resist starting a war thing!
One year is a Long time for Grian xD
I am convinced that the reason why season 9 is so long is because it will end when grians war ends.
Who is this “Grain” character? Lol
@@JediKnight23 hermitcraft player, he lives next to mumbo?
@@lexi1031 Nah, that’s Grian; he’s pretty adamant that he doesn’t know who this “Grain” is everyone’s talking about
12:20 "history may not be repeating itself, but it sure does rhyme" that's one of the coolest sets of overlapping scenarios I've ever seen, thank you for bringing it to our attention!
So intensely excited to see Doc be a part of so many things this season. This man deserves his flowers and views. If you haven’t subscribed, get over there for hour+ long movies every week!
Whoever added the "chickens before eggs" crack at the end of the video should be very proud😂
That was an eggscelent pun lmao
I love how Grian, Mumbo and Scar are like “We’re the buttercups!” And you’re like: “Aww, that’s cute. Wonder how they chose that name..”
Them: “Okay.. how do we KILL a goat?”
I'm a bit surprised at Ren's surprise at Doc's ability to break the game, considering they tore Minecraft to shreds together last season with Octagon and the Hermatrix.
Grian trying to clear that up, and getting kicked for each egg is going to be brutal
That's a consequence of the falling block situation that I know at least I hadn't considered, wow! It seems awful enough to have to clean up as is :O but that glitch... ~Ly
@@TheHermitcraftRecap The worst part? DocM *knows* how to fix that client-side bug *and isn't gonna tell him!*
@@fhtravelerhe also said it was a quick 2 minute fix easily found on Google
Wouldn’t it be just awful if the glitch were contagious and both Scar and Mumbo caught it?
@@caf836they actually try to
My favorite part of the Hermitcraft Recap is “The server started a war. In other news. Zedaph broke the laws of Minecraft again.”
The Crastle beeping like a car was a nice touch
Wow, you actually managed to recap the „egg war“ even though the interrelationships are extremely hard to link.
Kudos to you! ❤
Grian is playing a dangerous game of chicken with Docm
That intro was beautiful
I'm in that intro
Brought a huge grin to my face 😄
What is it?
yeah... Gem is the cutest girl on earth
@@ShugoAWayBro those were fans not other hermits
A goat and a chicken go to war.
Sounds like a setup for a bad joke.
I can't wait for the dragon egg war
Scar has already uploaded a video that shows his reaction to it.
"Do you know snowballs are projectiles that can be set on fire?"
yes i did know that, my friends and I did it IRL once
Play viola AND light snowballs, you are amazing...have you tried doing both at once?🎵❄️🎻🎶 😁
I just need you to know you're now the new comment I'm going to randomly bring up in conversation for the next couple months, this is just too awesome of a response.
Since Grian joined . . .
First, we had the Hermitcraft Civil War.
Then, we had Area 77: Secret Wars.
Then, we had the Great Demise.
Then, we had the Great Vote.
Then, we had the Turf Wars.
Then, we had Hermatrix: Revolutions.
Then, we had the Dog King.
Then, we had the Interserver Incursion War.
Now, we have the Egg Wars.
If only we knew who poultry man was
We do know, he's the man in the chicken costume
Maybe someday we will know..
It seems like things will just continue to eggscalate.
wait. falling blocks crash grian. his base is now covered in dragon eggs, which can only be removed by falling.
uh oh
I am so proud to be a viewer in this community, I love all the hard work that goes into these videos. Loved all of Empires, cannot wait until the next season.
I recently got a new computer and constructed a lag wall to ward off other players from my base since their PCs couldn't cope.
...I now regret making such an inefficient lag wall.
The best part of Scar blowing up Mumbo’s base in my opinion is that he didn’t even realise he was being offered diamonds to do it. He said yes before hearing that part and didn’t know that was part of it until Mumbo handed him the diamonds saying “here is your payment”
Im really interested to see how this develops. We already have Doc and maybe Ren on one side and the buttercups on the other. If more members get involved, we may have a second Civil War. Doc did throw anvils at a lot of people earlier, so I could see the Buttercups gaining allies.
Also, unrelated, but it's good to see Ren getting recognition. Even though his reign ended badly, he did some good things for the server and even his corruption made for good content.
The intro is so wholesome!
Sides for Upcoming Prank War:
Team 1: Buttercups
Mumbo
Grian
Scar
Team 2: The Server Breakers
Doc
Ren
Zedaph?
Grian next video is 5 seconds long with just him saying "OH NO" and crashing his game
'History doesn't repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme' love the throwback to when Grian said that in the empires cross over ❤ I had to pause and process. Seriously love this show, it's the first Monday video I watch every week. Keep up the great work, fam 💪👍
Best chicken and egg joke. Great one SloyXP.
The keys to the crastle bit keeps cracking me up. Every. Freaking. Time.
im glad this video exists because i only watch a few specific of the hermits, and finding out about what the other hermits shenanigans are great, wanting me to watch some of their videos
Omg the panel video!!! I can't believe it actually got put into the recap haha! i'm the one with the Impulse shirt in the front o/
omg that season 7 clip of grian and scar and the chicken is absolutely one of my favorite minecraft clips of all time
Question: What is worse, the dragon egg prank or Jevin and Cleo’s obsidian and elder guardian related pranks from earlier this season?
normally I'd say the obsidian, but the fact that gravity blocks crash Grian makes the dragon egg situation way more brutal XD lol
You can just mine obsidian. It takes a while, but it will be gone eventually. Dragon eggs teleport away if you attempt to mine them. Even without Grian's gravity block issue, you'd have to dig *below* each egg and place a block with a top surface lower than the standard block height (or a block without a collision) to get them to drop as items.
I love how expertly and hilariously this episode was cut!
This week on Hermitcraft: Ragnarok.
R-egg-narok.
@@bfrobin446R egg na doc
For the Netherite armor, it seems like you can find Upgrades in Bastion chests.
If you find one, you can duplicate it with 1 Netherrack and 7 Diamonds, until you have however much you need (plus one, to make sure you can make more in the future).
With the upgrade, armor, and Netherite Ingot, you can turn Diamond Armor into Netherite Armor.
Watched scars new video and have been waiting on RUclips for the recap 😂😂😂😂 this week has been interesting to say the least
that ending joke had me cracking up
seriously guys where do you come up with these jokes, theyre egg-celent!
12:28 Pix and Zloy casually referencing a previous episode with a coincidental reference to the current situation, while referencing Grian's line from the Hermits' Empires Trip.
Referenception.
Locking the Crastle had me cackling, well done!
I'm going ahead and calling it. Since the theme for Doc this season has been "Doc breaks minecraft", the season will end by Doc doing something to corrupt the server file in a controlled manner.
11:25 I just love that sound psogression
"Haahh..."
"HoooOOOO"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
yall’s writing and quality continues to be absolutely superb
That end killed me.
Also totally said, "but it sure does rhyme" along with you
i really love the "key to the crastel!" "crastel beeps like a car" joke in the edit!
that chicken before the egg joke was exceptional, great work team
“doc cannibalises an end portal” this implies doc is part end portal
And I wouldn't be surprised at all.
This episode was epic, hilarious, witty, insane... You got it all! Thanks for sharing such a fun episode, guys!
It still surprises me Cleo said no to blowing Mumbos base up XD
I'm not too surprised. Cleo won't attack you if you don't attack her. If you attack her she'll employ the eye for an eye plus a leg, arm, other leg, other arm, face, etc philosophy
I think she's just aware that Mumbo is one of the most (if not the most) subscribed to hermit, and it doesn't take a big percentage of his fans to have a LOT of people very mad at you on twitter despite Mumbo being fine with it
that crasle edit was perfect!
Grian is offially the first of the warring parties to bring to bear WMDs.
Or rather CMDs: Chickens of Mass Destruction...
That ending quote was fire🔥
I can't believe it's week 70 already!
I love how this season just feels like Grian and Scar messing with their crazy neighbor
"He hasn't met the right sniffer yet" Haha, golden.
13:37 you make a wooden effigy of it and set it on fire. That’s how the people of Chicago do it, at least.
Pix's outro keeps reminding me of that Sideways video about Beauty and the Beast and auto tune
"You can hear [him] smile"
This was actually pretty informative, thanks!
The return of Poultry Man is one of the most legendary moments of Hermitcraft history.
0:39 the music on the backround😂 It giving me fleshbacks from collab 😂😂😂
Such an amazing week in hermitcraft history
I felt like Pix was triggered when Cub was selling sherds in the museum for some reason. The archeologist in Pix just cannot get a rest, I guess.
Also, bold of Doc to assume that Grian wouldn't like having those dragon eggs..
I enjoyed this, I just wish that the clip of Grian screaming at Mumbo after he said he blew up his own base.
That escalated so quickly! I need to catch up on these guys so bad.
Lmao. That key to the crastle beep killed me 😂😂😂 I’m laughing so hard.
cubfan pulling a hobby lobby is the funniest thing Ive ever heard
I've watched Doc's reaction no less than a dozen times and it's still funny!
Omg!! I was the Bdubs cosplayer in the front row in the beginning!🥺💚 I’m so happy the video was used!!
absolute profesional comedic writing
Insane how we got two wars in one season so far
omg I love that you got Gem into the mix :) You guys are awesome
8:09 "The pioneers used to ride these bad boys for miles"
8:08 this joke is great. I'm not having a laughing breakdown, you are
Finally the question has been answered.
"Chickens def came before the eggs".
that last sentence was genius
you know am suprised hermit recap hasent gotten a TCG card yet
OH
WE NEED ONE
...I am reminded of that one MTG card where both players put aside their current cards, draw a fresh full hand of cards, and proceed to play an entirely new game within the game already being played. I forget what reward the winner of the inner game gets.