hello i am your grandpa paul. i like coffee and other grandpa stuff. i will give you great life advice. dont take things from strangers, look both ways before you cross a road, dont eat black mold, ect.
one day there was this women named walmart. everyone made fun of her for her name growing up. she grew to love it and ignore the haters. she seen and ad in town begging for actors, she took theater in school. this could be her big chance. she quickly dials the number. after some time she gets the role. after years and years she gets more and more known. she is now one of the most famous actors in the world until one day she gets an email...by walmart. they copyright strike her name and take all her money. all her work was for nothing. she wallowed for days and days...but she wasnt going to let that stop her. she decides change her legal name. she changes her name to "wallemart". this was genius. she became famous and rich again yay
once upon a time. there was this kid. he thought it would be a great idea to go into the woods alone. he ventured out into the great unknown. he walked and walking having no clue which way he was going until...eventually, he got lost. the sun was now starting to set and the boy started feeling anxious. he has no idea how to get home. soon the sun goes down and the moon comes up. it is dark now, all he could see was a slight silhouette of his hands in front of him. he decided to sit down against a small tree. he didnt like this feeling. he started to hear a strange noise...it sounded like some sort of human. it was a very scary noise reeheehehehe. but it turns out raccoons sound terrifying. how did he find out it was a racoon? BECAUSE IT OFFERED HIM A RIDE BACK HOME YEAAH. the boy hopped on the racoons motorcycle. they racoon handed him a helmet and told him to hang on. he revved up the engine and started going 80 through the woods. you can tell this racoon has done this once or twice by the way he is dodging all the trees. blah blah blah he makes it home and gives the racoon some money or something
this is has gotta be the most schizophrenic comment section I've ever read
it might seem crazy what im bout to say
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i dont know what your saying in the comments but it sounds philosophical enough that it'd be put in a history book 400 years from now
holy biscuit whirling around in a hail storm i gotta actually try to go to bed oh no
hello i am your grandpa paul. i like coffee and other grandpa stuff. i will give you great life advice. dont take things from strangers, look both ways before you cross a road, dont eat black mold, ect.
Hello Grandpa paul, I am AI_Paul
one day there was this women named walmart. everyone made fun of her for her name growing up. she grew to love it and ignore the haters. she seen and ad in town begging for actors, she took theater in school. this could be her big chance. she quickly dials the number. after some time she gets the role. after years and years she gets more and more known. she is now one of the most famous actors in the world until one day she gets an email...by walmart. they copyright strike her name and take all her money. all her work was for nothing. she wallowed for days and days...but she wasnt going to let that stop her. she decides change her legal name. she changes her name to "wallemart". this was genius. she became famous and rich again yay
I’m more worried about you than your sis seeing these comments💀
nooo im fine i was just bored
once upon a time there was this idiot who couldnt sleep so he wrote stupid storys hoping to get tired. update: it isnt working.
dont shave your head bald as a joke. mothers do not find this very funny
that moment when knee surgery is tomorow😏😏
once upon a time. there was this kid. he thought it would be a great idea to go into the woods alone. he ventured out into the great unknown. he walked and walking having no clue which way he was going until...eventually, he got lost. the sun was now starting to set and the boy started feeling anxious. he has no idea how to get home. soon the sun goes down and the moon comes up. it is dark now, all he could see was a slight silhouette of his hands in front of him. he decided to sit down against a small tree. he didnt like this feeling. he started to hear a strange noise...it sounded like some sort of human. it was a very scary noise reeheehehehe. but it turns out raccoons sound terrifying. how did he find out it was a racoon? BECAUSE IT OFFERED HIM A RIDE BACK HOME YEAAH. the boy hopped on the racoons motorcycle. they racoon handed him a helmet and told him to hang on. he revved up the engine and started going 80 through the woods. you can tell this racoon has done this once or twice by the way he is dodging all the trees. blah blah blah he makes it home and gives the racoon some money or something
this is unironically great
have you ever...poop fart....when you shoulda...poop shart...😭😭😭😭😏😭😭
These comments are like words of an 8 year old having fun with the keyboard
these comments got me ☠️☠️☠️
i cant sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
this is unironically funny
I HAD A REASON and holy crap does this clip make me look bad at games lol
i thought you were just some random person for a second because of the pfp change lol
@@thepoopdealer123 how dare thy
what am i reading
the stories all be happy ending doe ☺😊😊😊😊☺☺
ur sister like my lil bro
Yippee
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what the f are u typing in the comments
what the fart
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