I drive an 87 Suzuki samurai and when I lived in Hawaii I would stand under the edge of the roof when it rained to take a shower , I never felt so rich.
I used to see Jay at the Improv in Hollywood (years before you were born) and he always worked clean. That was part of his charm. It's funny I've gone from Mr. Hollywood Punk Rock to appreciating comedians that avoid profanity.
@@Cletus_the_Elder With a name like Cletus, I am not surprised you don't know about rich people. 🤣 A sail-boat is like an RV, rich people sell their homes when they retire and travel around for years. Poor people buy an old RV and let it sit in one spot forever. Either way, don't over think a joke. Just laugh.
@@geoffreyivie Leave the jokes to the professionals, geoffrey. I hope that's a made-up name like mine. Anyways, sailboats are a hobby of the rich, not a residence. Maybe that's what you call rich in your town.
I know a billionaire who owns a number of yachts, but he doesn't "live" on them. For most of the year, the yachts are rented out to almost rich people to get a taste of high living. He actually lives in one of his mansions.
I remember an episode of Jerry Seinfeld's Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee with Norm MacDonald, where they talked about doing clean comedy. I also remember Norm's "roast" of Bob Saget, and I think he would've killed on a Dry Bar special.
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They both know the price of copper 😂😂😂
I think that was my favorite one😆
Did a genuine double take at seeing Adam Carolla’s name, but good for him. It was funny! Glad to see him do a Drybar set!
same
Same Here!! 😲
"Me, too!!!" - Kreiger (Archer)
Here's one: You've never been on a commercial jet
Adam can't do this one. He's rich, but flies commercial all the time.
@mikekearn5228 he did make reference of being too rich to go to Outback.
One of my all time favorite comedy bits!
What happened to,
“They both drink brands of alcohol you’ve never heard of.” ?
Add to the list: "You are bilingual" and/or "you spend summers in another country."
You want to know how talented you have to be to be both funny AND clean? A LOT thats how much.
Funny AND insightful.
“You used to live on a plantation” is crazy 😂😂😂
I like the "Uh, oh. I'm gonna try it." setup.
My Black head is shaking and my mouth laughing. You’re not wrong sir. 😅
That had me dying 😂
Don't forget sitting at home collecting cheques by not doing any work.
That's solid
Thought for sure that "being unaffected by tax policy" was going to be on the list!
Also housing cost.
@@moozillamoo2109 How does that not affect the poor or the rich?
Sorry, the rich pay nearly half their income in taxes in this country.
@@jhssuthrnmamaand they pay a disproportionate amount of the total tax revenue.
NYC begged the ultra rich to come back when they left. The top 1% paid about 40% of the taxes.
He forgot his best one,
On a first name basis with a judge
I drive an 87 Suzuki samurai and when I lived in Hawaii I would stand under the edge of the roof when it rained to take a shower , I never felt so rich.
You drive your car extremely slowly over speed bumps.
I listened to Adam and Dr. Drew every night on the radio for years when I was a young teen. He still makes me laugh.
Loveline, yeah. Was just thinking of that show.
Every episode of loveline is on RUclips for 1995 - 2005
@@johnsnith4105thank you! FWIW MXC is on twitch too in all its glory 😅
@ holy smoke that’s news! Thank you
You should read his book...had me cracking up.
Adam is a very bright guy so it's no shock that his stand-up is good.
I didn't think Adam Carolla could do DryBar. It's great to see him performing. I would pay to see him.
He had to keep it clean on the radio for years, so it’s a pretty natural fit.
I never looked at the world through his glasses, but it is funny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That Bill and Ted Joke got me! 😂
That was GOLD.
That one was VERY specific.😭
I love jokes that force you to stop just for a moment and think about it.
Deep cut indeed!
I didn’t get that one. Please explain.
All the big comics are getting in on Dry Bar now. So amazing. I saw Jay Leno talking about how even he listens to it. I'm impressed.
Carolla? Is a D list, this showing was garbage, sadly. Guess that's the best we will get.
Drybar has some of the best unknown comics I have seen.
@@albundy3929 Pro tip: If you don't want to be called garbage, stop acting like trash.
@@MysticOracleEveryone is entitled to their opinion 🤷🏻♂️
I used to see Jay at the Improv in Hollywood (years before you were born) and he always worked clean. That was part of his charm. It's funny I've gone from Mr. Hollywood Punk Rock to appreciating comedians that avoid profanity.
Hey, don't knock Man-Ayz, he's my neighbor.
🤣
The man at the end of the clip was laughing like he knows him personally.
I thought he would say MC Hammer, but I guess he won't "touch" that.
😂@@johnandersen6752
oath that lad goes hard
Someone drives you to work.
Better yet… you don’t have a job.
Here’s one: You’ve given a free musical performance in Central Park.
You’re a bum begging for dollars, or you’re Garth Brooks.
🛥 I'll add one. You live on a boat. Got to be really rich or really poor for that.
Good one 😆
I don't think rich people live on boats. Maybe for a week or so, cruising the Mediterranean.
@@Cletus_the_Elder With a name like Cletus, I am not surprised you don't know about rich people. 🤣 A sail-boat is like an RV, rich people sell their homes when they retire and travel around for years. Poor people buy an old RV and let it sit in one spot forever. Either way, don't over think a joke. Just laugh.
@@geoffreyivie Leave the jokes to the professionals, geoffrey. I hope that's a made-up name like mine. Anyways, sailboats are a hobby of the rich, not a residence. Maybe that's what you call rich in your town.
I know a billionaire who owns a number of yachts, but he doesn't "live" on them. For most of the year, the yachts are rented out to almost rich people to get a taste of high living. He actually lives in one of his mansions.
If you say the phrase: "do you know who my dad is?"
If you're poor, the answer is "no," though.
@RonaldReaganRocks1
Neither does the kid asking
So clever. Unique and funny set. 👍🏼
Carolla has a razor sharp wit but he works very blue so it’s nice to see him channel that into something safe for the family.
So true, no middle class rappers bragging about affording their mortgage. 😂
Plantation joke was risky, but he got a good laugh!
And it's crazy that it's considered "risky". If the court jester can't do his thing, we're all doomed.
Usually it's the security guard rushing to tell me the store doesn't accept food stamps
That's a great bit. Nice to see Adam on the show!
I didn't see the Hoover Dam on this episode?
@@1mustardtiger What do you mean?
@@Reed-Publications Adam
Adam is downright brilliant.
I came to him by way of his friendship with Dennis Prager. I'm pleased he can do a good clean set.
Great nature and history documentary. The productions was very well done. Loved the narrator's voice. To God be the Glory! ❤
Funny ... and absolutely true!
I love A. C. His books are really good too.
Okay this is a particularly brilliant bit. Reminiscent of Carlin. Not enough smart, clever comedy like this anymore!
Wow, you guys got Adam Carolla? Impressive.
That was so funny !! Nice to see Adam !
This brought me joy :)
I see Adam on Drybar I’m clicking.
This was comedy gold.
It's great to see him working 'dry'. This is an amazing bit! :D
Oh gosh that made me laugh out loud!
Carolla is so clever and sharp. He can even be funny when not cursing!
What a concept!
This was funny. 😆
Another of his, "you own a Samuri Sword". Good stuff Adam
Excellent stuff as always from the Ace Man. !!!
This was fabulous. Good set Adam
Alex Winter catching strays at an Adam Carolla Dry Bar set. Way to keep things interesting, Universe.
One of my favorite movies from my youth. Adam perfectly nails it with this one.
The host of the Man Show on Dry Bar. Funny and accurate.
Brilliant stuff!
You never feel that you have enough
Whoa 😲 double take!!! Adam Carrolla at Dry Bar?!
Adam Carolla's one of my favorites! Cool to see that he can even kill with a dry set💙
😅😂😂 .. the last joke was worth the watch😅
This is gold!
Great job.
He is absolutely spot on about about the outdoor shower…🤣
Good job, Adam, for a dry bar appearance..😅😂
Great set Ace man.
You could say “you have a boat you could sleep in overnight… but only one of you has to”
So true. So funny.😂
Every word is right.
Freakin' brilliant!
You have a dog whose teeth and hair arrangement makes strangers visually scan you from head to toe upon seeing your dog.
Oh sh8t.... falling out of my chair. Copper...
A long way from the Man Show Adam. This is gold.
Hey. I had a 73 matador ! And yes I was poor
I remember an episode of Jerry Seinfeld's Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee with Norm MacDonald, where they talked about doing clean comedy. I also remember Norm's "roast" of Bob Saget, and I think he would've killed on a Dry Bar special.
Very clever and funny!
AC killing as usual. Never miss a podcast, it’s generally hilarious. Good stuff!
Excellent.
as adam gets older he is starting to look more and more like steve o lol
If you sleep on the beach...
Guess we'll see how that Jay Z and Beyonce reference works out in 6 months........
What if the career of Man-Ayz takes off?
GET IT ON ACEMAN 😂
Great bit!
Ace finally getting some love again is nice to see
Good stuff
We used to do this Rich Poor bit on the radio. Years ago
That’s gold, Jerry, gold!
Funny! Good job Adam.
not bad at all! very original!
Hilarious
I drive a Scion. Does that count? I'm not feeling good about it.
Oooh! I also have a pretty good idea what copper scrap goes for.
Nah, it’s a Toyota.
I only keep up with the cost of aluminum. We got $26 the last time we turned in cans.
Funny man 😂
Bravo.
That was amazing.
You are on a first name basis with a Judge.
Middle class is like the middle child. Hardest working and overlooked.
This was a pretty clever set.
Now that is funny
Pretty good
That was so good
Brilliantly executed standup.
No house payments.
That is a genius take.
You have several cars on your front yard,,:::: All Porsches or all rusted on blocks
omg,he actually made so much sense!!
Very creative
.... " You cant stand how close theses jokes make you feel commonality!"
😂😂😂😂😂 Nice
This was so great! And zero cursing and sex! Wowzer! By far funnier than any foul mouthed delivery or comedy!
Purely subjective.
@fatmonkey4716
There's no accounting for taste.
I miss Adam when he was on KROQ
Was that 106.7?
@@Wahinies Yes