Malenia’s IDEAL Partner?! - Elden Ring Skits
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- Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
- Millicent gets curious and asks her mommy what her ideal partner would be! Melina is forced to listen to Malenia’s blatant FANTASIES!
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Daily reminder that Yharnam has no cases of tax evasion
Does mandatory blood donation count as tax?
@@rungunninja1289depends on who you ask
Gehrman:hol up lemme change that
@@rungunninja1289and there's someone not paying it
Who?
Malenia really got that dommy mommy vibe going for her.
And we love her for it 🔥
Got it from her mom/dad.
after all she has never know defeat
Unless LMSH appears then she becomes very submissive
Damn even got sesshomaru simping. Also appreciate a sesshomaru pfp in this day and age
The thought of uppies got me acting different.
Same
For real tho.
Same
True
Ayooo
Then she realized her greatest enemy is her greatest love the tarnished. I’m really coping
I totally agree how much dynamic her and tarnished have like sometimes both are romantics and have there ways and sometimes they roast themshelves with facts or some other words like i remember laughing at the tarnished throwing a ice bucket a malenia and being really pissed off
Nah it's sekiro
@@Open_gate1 yep could be him too sekiro is so underrated for me also i really think malenia is more from sekiro than elden ring especially with deflecting/blocking Waterfowl and that mod they released is awesome to see
@@shadowblackx9287 fr bro . ( I really want to see a fanfic about sekiro and malenia rn )
@@Open_gate1 like the video of her against radahn sekiro moving really skillful and deflecting thing
She’s like +8 feet tall…. Of course I want uppies
Rs 💀
“In a hug out of surprise they shall be lifted up” sounds like a good time to be had by all
Malenia is peek wife material lol
Fr. She’d be clumsy but she’d try her best
@@Epsonea_482 So, like Yor from Spy X Family
@MegaKnight2012 She's way better then Yor.
@@anonisnoone6125 Keep telling yourself that
The only issue is: If you and Malenia want children I suggest adoption because her Scarlet rot can make your Gteatsword fall and there's no blacksmith that can repair it for you
Call me a squirrel cause I'm climbing up that tree!
B-BEDTIME POSITIONS
Vergil is the best husband figure
I-
...No, you have a fair point.
“DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT!”
@@Epsonea_482vergil ain't getting picked tf up lmaooo in a 🤗hug?Out of surprise!!? SLAY ALL.!!
@@Epsonea_482 NO MORE SHADOWS LEFT BEHIND!!!
I support this idea 1000% and want to see some Malenia and Vergil stuff.
That one Tree Knight that CARRIED HER ALL THE WAY FROM RADANS BATTLEFIELD TO THE TREE ROOM AND DIED FROM HER ROT FORM WHILE CARRYING HER
when she said 'bed time positions' i thought how they literally sleep not the horizontal mumba
A good partner for you would have to be SEKIRO, he is quick with a blade, he uses a katana, and he has dueled with many tall women.
Emma, Kuro, Divine Child and Lord Isshin are not agree with this
Bro i swear i would date melania 100%, don't care about the scarlet rot
Me too
"Flame, Cleanse Me" exists for a reason, brethren.
@@mimikvoid9425 i mean condoms exist so yeah
@@ertanfranzl788 If armor doesn't keep it out from outside sources, do you really think flimsy rubber will protect you when you're deep inside the origin?
@@ertanfranzl788 You do get even hugging Malenia can get you Scarlet Rot, right ?
*WE MUST STAY FOCUSED*
I will never look at my numerous fights with Malenia the same again.
The *penetration.*
Malania called meli meli cute 👀
That "You little-" , so cute lmao
Remember people, Malenia is 8ft tall… the “possibilities” are endless wink wink*
Tarnished are certified Bottoms
Malenia is a vibe.
"mommy inhale" this guy
Ain't no way 💀
oh yes way 💀
*walks near them*
*hears Malenia say “confident”*
*walks away*
If there's a full video to this I need that link😁
I did a similar video on “Malenia’s Hidden Talent” although that was just testing the waters on the so-called “Malenia ASMR” theme
Might do a dedicated dating video at some point
@Esponea_482 the demon on your shoulder: do it do it do it
Miquella: *in the land of shadow* why do I feel like my sister is talking about me?
"Wouldn't disturb me when I sleep"
"Itsnt intimidated by my height"
"Doesn't mind being carried"
"Doesn't mind being manhandled/hugged and carried by surprise"
"Now, for bedtime positions-"
Yes, yes... keep going... *im taking notes...*
Melenia is really just testing that "pick them up out of suprise" on the tarnished with that fucking grab attack
A naked man with a jar on his head: Let me introduce myself.
"I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not paying my taxes!"
" there is a child present " actually killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I dont know if Malenia is catering to her own fantasies or ours 🗿
Mommy malenia making a good case for herself 😂😂
That just sound like finlay the clean rot knight
Malenia: Death by snooze snooze position.
“They shall be lifted up.”
To quote a video from from time go
" i am malenia queen of uppies"
If i got it right
So i get a nicer version of lady dimitrescu? Just turn off the rot and let me IN
Real tarnished like em tall❤😅
The amount of fantasies people project onto these characters is crazy
What I have in mind should not be said on RUclips lmao
Look ..If Fromsoft aint giving us a Happy ending....we do it ourself
"mommy inhale" fucking lol.
I'd walk in and go to bed in dem flowers.
She's not waking if I'm knocked out on the floor
Bedtime postions is crazy😭✋🏽
My 7'6 half giant tarnished with a berserker build with fire enchantments: "i see this as an absolute win"
You see Malenia just one issue with the bedtime part.
*SCARLET ROT*
I love her character here.
Feelin a feel here that im not sure i can put into words.
*Mommy inhale* is crazy dawg 💀
When the person you fall in love with has H.I.V but you say fuck it love conquers all
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
anyone ever stop to think the tarnished are just really short?
Suddenly i got the urge to play through the game just to die to Malenia so many times bending down on my knees
I see she likes to sleep and manhandles me with hugs and carries me. i like this deal
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Nah I heard how tall she was and was gulp loud asf 💀
“Come in my tree” ☠️
The fact that the bare minimum is what Malenia wants says a lot about how little she has.
Also, she quickly became an ideal woman, but giving her piggybacks is a must
Nah, she's an 8ft tall woman, you'll be the one on the back lol
Oh my, i wouldn't mind if its Malenia doing it 🗿
I love warm hugs 🤗
Yes, i will be the little spoon.
MALENIA WOULD LET ME BE THE SMALL SPOON?!?!?!?!?!
UPPY UPPY YOU OFFERED MOMMY I WANT UPPY'S 😂😂😂
there are no childs here, tiche.
Thank you for telling the world that your a dominatrix under all that armor. Once you get past the rot it should be a memorable experience
*Cracks knuckles* Ill do it. Ill take on that role. im stacked with boluses
LET HER FINISH HER FANTASY DAMMIT I NEED THIS FOR MY ..... notes👀
I think its funny how I would tower over the tarnished.
Scarlet rot be damned, gimme some of that waterfowl spam
..Get the nameless king, if he can be carried by a dragon, he can be carried by a lady-
"You little-!"
people forget about priscilla, she's tall has a fluffy tail and was so powerful the gods asked her to live in a painting away from the real world
Till the rot consumes me
LMSH: *Rises from His Sleep*
So now i know why she hates Radahn so much, that dude was gigachad incarnate.
his single arm was bigger than Malenia's entire body.
.......so i heard I could meet Malenia somewhere?
I'm the present child.
If only she didn't want confidence.
Really, with that height, being picked up is the only way to get good hug action going. It's either uppies or scooping the legs like greco roman wrestling, and I dont mind diving in there facefirst.
LMSH gets super sized: (in japanese) Malenia, i have a tree with your name on it...oh...oops, didn't realise we had a guest.
POV Malenia hugs you from behind and suplexes you
My heart rate *spiked*
Let me be Malenia's little spoon. I never ask God for much, but this i need.
Haha little do they know that I am cannonly 10 feet
Nah not just a cute face but she got that boven 😂
So basically the entire Elden ring community lol.
Im confident i swear 😍
Baron and I love Malenia in every universe 😌🥰❤️🍄🦋✨😂
“No! There is a child present”
“No, no, let’s hear her out.”
A space marine from warhammer 40k would be perfect for malenia
Her favorite would definitely be the Amazon position
Let me solo her has left the chat*
Coughs *Step on me* What about climbing trees
What does “stick with her attitude” mean?
It means her personality is a bit shit, in Melina’s eye at least
Man I just realised I am in fact down bad
Melina is the best ngl, she been by our side since the start and dies for us, plus is cute af both visual, vocal, and personality, plus loyal af, and secretly strong af, honestly best girl
Malenia got me acting Unwise
Let me solo her is just sweating in the background
The buttons.
*She pressed all of them.*
Come on what positions we have to know mommy Malenia
Thinking what enquiring minds want to know
Nah, finish this. I gotta know the sleeping positions and stuff 😂
Getting scarlet rot with her rottussy is worth it.