he looks like judge dred cause this did not have to be made adn i had good memories of robocop and had the toys from kenner growing up its like they didnt knwo what they wanted to make with 3 writers on this piece of shit
and i agree with mike he looks like jude dred cause they didnt know what they wanted to make lol this film was not action packed this had no plot and was a bunch of mindless violence this was not needed it was not wanted btw i forgot what the orgon trail was to be honest but what i do knw is this film did not have to be made it was big waste of time and their budget
It's like *Nancy Allen* once said: " *When you take an adult and mature themed movie like Robocop and you turn it into a fairytale to attract kids, it just doesn't work...* "
@@Johnlindsey289 yea and that film was not good robocop 3 i like robocop 1 and 2 when thay went pg 13 they kinda watered stuff down and it did not work lol the villian was lame rip rip torn i liked him in the comedy summer rental sorry this was the kinda role he had to take
ROBOCOP (1987) IS A MASTERPIECE THAT IS EQUAL WITH BLADE RUNNER, STAR WARS, AND BACK TO THE FUTURE. IT'S ONE OF THE GREATS AND REMAKING IT IS AS BAD AS TRYING TO REMAKE STAR WARS EPISODE 4 A NEW HOPE.
lol yea robocop 1987 is a masterpiece and a cool sci fi film atleast paul verhoven wprking together didnt need 3 writers the effects looks good on robocop 1987 for a 13 million dollar budget these effects i agree mike for a 134 million dollar budget the effects look like they are on par with a 60 million dollar budget and that not a good thing
Robocop is no Star Wars or Blade Runner. Or Back to the Future. Paul Verhoeven hasn't made any such a classic. He has, however, made a very watchable movie in a league of its own, along with all his other well-known movies.
and i watched a documentary and an interview with weller lol when he can do an interview but anyway he played the character like a guy who had amniesia cause he was killed in the line of duty and gettig revenge on boddicker a guy trying to find himself again before he became the cyborg
Nice review, and I actually didn't mind that your review was longer than the movie! It took me several days to get watch your entire review, but I made it haha I personally liked the new movie, but I can also see where you are coming from due to you being very passionate about the character. I do like the character, but he isn't my all-time favorite, so I'm sure your review is going to be much stricter than mine. I do agree it would have been better had it been rated R. And even though I enjoyed watching it, I can see a lot of your points that you made. My all-time favorite character is The Incredible Hulk, and I can straight up say that if they made a new movie then I would be very critical of it due to my passion for the character. Take the Avengers for example, I really liked the movie and enjoyed seeing all of the characters together in one flick, but I also left the theater disappointed that the Hulk didn't get more screen time, and of course this is due to him being my favorite character, so others would not be bothered by the amount, or lack of, Hulk's screentime. The more passionate you are about a character, the the more critical your review of his/her movie is going to be, and it's completely understandable. I have not seen the original Robocop in a long time. I probably need to watch it again, I'm sure I would enjoy it. It's good that you are willing to take the time to make such a long review of a movie that contains a character that you really like. Again, nice review, I enjoyed watching it.
Well done review my friend, I agree with you at 100% I'm a lifetime RoboCop fan and I hated this movie from the begging to the end, I prefer RoboCop 3 and Prime Directives over this piece of crap anytime, they're bad, but at least they feature RoboCop, but in this remake instead of RoboCop the only we got was a black Power Ranger with a missing glove... This new version is not only bad, is sexist as hell, why they did get rid of Anne Lewis and gave us an irrelevant black guy instead? Honestly, the RoboCop 2014 remake seems to be a movie that was written and directed by someone that hates the original characters and the franchise...
Samuel L. Jackson voice in Robocop 2014 is Boss Nass from Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace and Alex Murphy wife and son in this movie look's like Superman Returns.
Ok just wanted to know. Can't wait for your review of robocop 2, in my opinion it's one if the most underrated sequels and I don't understand why it's gets lower ratings than this piece if shit on imdb and rotten tomatoes.
RoboCop 2 is great, that was actually the first RoboCop film I saw when I was a kid and still love it, thanks to that sequel I was intrigued to see the first film and ended becoming a fan of the character.
Robocop: Classic film, love the film to death. Robocop 2: Wasn't as good as original, but still a good sequel. Robocop 3: Dogshit on a dogshit. 0/5 Robocock: Shit.
Haha I stumbled onto your video out of boredom to see how people thought of the new robocop movie. I was surprised how how consistently entertaining you were for such a long rant. Good job Sir =)
In the 8 years I've been watching RUclips videos, you are the first person to ever reference Milly Vanilli, which automatically makes you ultra-super-cool!
Lol. Well so did I. This movie was a joke compared to the original. And as it's own film it was a boring generic slow paced lame excuse of a film. On both points it failed.
@@OcpCommunications i hated this film as well and boring i agree and the rant was much better than ever sitting through this i am glad i learned my lession mike and caught this on live tv so i wuld not have to give it a dime it was boring with really no plot
This movie started off "okay" but that's mainly because of curiosity. As it progressed, I got a feeling that it was approaching a cliff but in a haphazard way. At each moment in the movie, I kept asking myself: "Will it get better from here? Will it go in a better direction?" Maybe that was optimism because the original Robocop was so good. How can one screw the remake up so badly, right? Wrong. At the end, the movie was on the verge of falling off of the cliff and then later, the end theme pushed it over over with some happy-go-lucky song that made me think I got finished watching American Pie!!!! Smooth-talking-cyborg + Rushed Plot + Crappy-End-Theme = Robocrapola!
Have you read Frank Miller's Robocop 2 graphic novel? It's pretty much his original screenplay of his script for Robocop 2. If you did what were your thoughts and do you think you'll review it?
OcpCommunications Hey friend, Have u ever seen Grown ups 2 or Gamer or Lady in the Water? to me they are the worst films of all Time. Is Robocop 2014 the worst film that u have ever seen? My favourite films of all Time with beautiful visuals,Excellent musical score and story, great characters would be Star wars Return of the return of the Jedi and Lord of the Rings Return of the king and Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the ring =-D
As bad as this remake is..it's not the worst movie I have ever seen. As for remakes? It's in the top 5 worst. lol. Grown Ups 2 I stayed away from like the plague after I saw the trailer where it starts with Adam Sandler getting pissed on by a deer. I know for sure that movie is going to blow goat dick. Lady In The Water is a piece of shit, as for Gamer..I admit..I can watch it..it's not great, but I've seen much worse..A piece of shit direct to video movie called Curse Of The Blue Lights comes to mind.
That's cool. But the human element as far as I know at least among my friends who are die hard fans of the original is not one that is ignored or overlooked. It is praised, and most say that some of their favorite scenes deal with the human element. Like the scene where RoboCop is looking around his old home. It's cool if you liked the remake, and that you felt it showed a lot of the human element. But to me? I thought even though it showed these elements. I never truly felt them. They seemed fake and artificial to me. I think that is in large part due to the fact that imo the acting was poor and the screenplay was just full of cliches. I guess since I have seen a wide variety of theatrical and even direct to video films that the cookie cutter emotion scenes just don't cut it anymore. But if you feel differently that is fine with me.
I think he shows he's more human in the original than in this horrible remake and they did the right thing might I add by removing his family keeping his family in the remake just really made things more complex and really ruins the character in my opinion. And seriously peter weller actually looked like a loving father to his family in the original, Joel Kinnaman plays alex murphey in this remake and his protrayl of him was not the alex murphey I know, in this remake even before he was changed into robocop he's kinda of a jerk to everyone made me not even feel sorry for him at all through everything he goes through and the fact that samuel l.jackson is in this movie more than robocop that should just tell everyone something . And is it bad that I was rooting for Keaton to kill him towards the end of the film? I mean I felt bad for the bad guys in this movie more than I did the hero which should be the other way around and clearly it wasn't ...
lol they could had called it that cause with 3 writers working on this pos film it didnt have to be made it the first place lol choose your own title film and was a joke and pathetic
Very observant rant on this movie, Personally I found it very much of a disappointment quite honestly and for Robocop it really should not have been, there was potential and great ideas had but it was kind of thrown away throughout this film. Your 2 hour rant managed to at least clense this movie of the amount of nonsense it had, Good stuff. I've been waiting to hear your thoughts regarding this remake.
I gotta admit as shitty as it was an idea to make this remake I was really let down by the casting of Joel Kinnamen! I actually went off on the whole Dutch or Swedish Eminem! I was like, Pete Weller to this guy!!!!! I dont hate him, but after the rumors of Guy Pearce, fail!
+OcpCommunications I mean if someone could make Dredd so awesome how could someone allow THIS to be done to RoboCop. They made fun of Murphy losing his arm in the original, they are laughing in the fans' faces. One thing I liked was the idea of controlling him through hormone levels, but that's that.
It castrates Robocop. xDDDDDD Pussyfied Remake. xDDDDD You're are the balls, OcpCommunications, your video edits are proof enough for that. :D Well, no Paul Verhoeven as director, no Bad Ass Robocop. :( One hell of a review, thx. And now I even know what the Oregon Trail is ... Yes, I am from Europe too. But I have just watched 20 minutes. I'll be back.
I saw the remake last year, and yeah, it sucked really bad. I would eventually buy the original RoboCop (the unrated director's cut) on DVD from the Criterion Collection at Rasputin's Music and Video and it was awesome (not to mention I've seen the R-Rated cut a few times before). the unrated director's cut version of the 1987 original is the best RoboCop film in the entire franchise and it blows the 2014 version out of the water.
I only paid $0.75 to see this. Yes, three-quarters of a dollar, because I had bought the Blu-Ray of the original and I used the rewards coupon for this. I didn't hate it, but I wouldn't say that I loved it either.
I know this is old, but I had to leave a comment on Joel's remark on human performance and chin action. Well here is the deal Mr. Kinnaman... Peter Weller was able to convey emotions without using his eyes, it was all done with the mouth and body acting. That is a lost art these days. You, Joel, had to show you face in every scene because you are vain and don't know how to act...
I can tell you are very outraged by ROBOCOP 2014. Robocop in this remake, aka "Robocock," looks like a mixture of Batman and a Power Ranger. This "Robocock" looks very weak compared to the original Robocop (I mean Peter Weller's).
that Robocop intro music for your review sounded way better than the dubstep version. that "dead or alive" line was not meant for joel kinnaman. Where was the badass Robocop who kicked criminal's asses? where was the villains like clearance who was a badass villain? Are you joking about "If I had a heart" was in the movie? Not even the dumbest screenplay writer would place that into a film like Robocop. Also, when the Robocock DVD is released, will you buy it just so you can place the 1987 DVD ontop of the 2014 DVD? This was a great 4 star rant.
No I kid you not. If I only have a heart is in this god damn movie. I will never buy RoboCock 2014 ever at any point in my life. It can go to HELL HELL HELL!
OcpCommunications I MAY BUY TO SMASH IT WITH HAMMER MAYBE. ALSO GREAT REVIEW. I AM TO LAZY TO PRESS THE CAPS LOCK KEY AGAIN EVEN THOUGH MY PINKEY FINGER IS RIGHT NEXT IT.
Alright, I uh...I didn`t think it was all that bad! I mean don`t get me wrong, it definitely wasn`t brilliant or anything and has absolutely nothing on the original, that`s a given, never in a million years, in fact I fear we may never see such excellent timesless sci-fi masterpieces again, but as remakes go, I didn`t find it as absolutely wretched as one like the Nightmare on Elm Street one, I found it entertaining enough. Have a good one! :D
I really wish Hollywood would f**k off remaking 80s/early 90s classics and making a complete goddamn pigs ear of them. Poltergeist is next on the list... oh fricking joy! :(
On the right? It's Leviathan starring Peter Weller. It's an awesome 80's underwater horror flick with one of the best one liners ever.."Say ah mother fucker!" Weller is fantastic in it as usual, Ernie Hudson is also great, the whole cast is great. Think of The Thing but underwater, and that's Leviathan. It also has a fantastic score by Jerry Goldsmith. I highly recommend it if you haven't seen it already.
OcpCommunications Have you ever made a review about Darkman? Awesome movie about vanity, trust, loss of identity, love and the resulting rage of it. True action movies are always about rage and Liam Neeson embodied it very well as Darkman. The whole movie is a psychological drama with a creepy atmosphere, and zero cgi! You don't see that anymore. Like if video games have taken over Hollywood, it's a shame. Cgi is the biggest evil these days in movies, I'm telling you. Sorry for annoying.
Somehow they managed to create atmosphere just with practical effects in the 90ies and 80ies. Just watch The Crow than you know what I mean. No digital lightning effects like filters, everything is practical and looks authentic. At least that's my opinion. Lord of the Rings looks like a video game compared to the movies of the 90ies and 80ies because of the filter effects.
ToughGuyver I did do reviews of all 3 Darkman films...I might have removed them for copyright reasons but I am not sure..Do a channel search on my homepage for Darkman and see what comes up. Darkman is also one of my all time favorites, and I will be reviewing that one sometime next month because I picked up the Collector's Edition Blu Ray by Shout Factory recently online.
good video man..but be weird if they try to pull a terminator salvation bluray with 2 minutes of never before scene footage rated R lol but not going to lie i DL it & didnt like the movie so i feel the same way..
I think RoboCop has run its course and its time for it to be over. I mean when they started that mini series (Prime Directives) i had out grew the character. I mean just like power rangers & even GodZilla , cause that getting a new movie too. I just got tied of the content. So thats how I see it . Im done with the franchise and they can do what they want at this point.
6 years later this remake is still pointless we didn’t need a remake of Robocop in the first place the first movie is so good that it doesn’t need a remake but fucking Hollywood doesn’t care if a good franchise gets ruined well this franchise was already with 3 but at least back then they didn’t ruined a lot of franchise nowadays Hollywood likes to ruined a franchise which is bullshit this remake will always sucks
Robocop (2014) 6/10 Kinda mediocre and boring. But I have seen worse like Ghostbusters (2016). Multiple ed 209s and extra robots are cool but I like ed 209 better in the original with stop motion animation which is a dead art form.
You could watch it. Or you could have your friend throw an aggressive lobster at your face. Personally I would recommend the lobster. Yes. The movie IS that bad.
I just saw this film. IT was no different from television dramas in terms of acting and direction. I felt I was watching a two-hour long TV drama on a big screen. By the way, in my opinion, films in general have "fallen" to a TV drama level since the beginning of this century.
Which ones? The marvel series that came out in 1990? Or the dark horse ones? I will be reading them all and reviewing each series either by the end of the month or every and now and then til I finish reviewing each and every RoboCop comic.
Hey, what's up dude? I just want to say I am a huge fan of your reviews and rants and I just want to say thank you so much, Mike. Btw, you thought RoboCock was bad, wait until you see what they did to Terminator in Terminator Genesys. Oh, and 20th Century Fuck-Face's new Poltergeist remake. That trailer sucked ass as well.
HarveyTheFallingOne Thanks for the kind words. I have seen the Terminator: Genisys trailer..and yeah that looks like another RoboCock up my ass. This time it will terminate my asshole upon impact. And fuck the Poltergeist remake. That trailer was ten times worse than I thought it was going to be. It looks like it might be another useless shot for shot piece of shit remake just like the Omen was in 2006.
OcpCommunications No problem. Hey, do you do requests? I do have a of movie you should cover. One is Dragonball Abortion (A.K.A. Dragonball Evolution; as well as your thoughts on the source material). Btw I saw RamboRaph4Life's review of Last Unicorn and I thought " would it be funny if OcpCommunications did a review/rant of My Little Pony: Equestria Girls?". Anyway thanks again, dude. FYI in case you're curious, I'm not a brony.
I have the original My Little Pony movie on VHS from the 80's...and I got The Last Unicorn on blu ray from someone and they want me to review it. As for Dragonball: Evolution? Someone will have to send me that in the mail for me to review that. lol.
All film is subjective. as someone who absolutely loves the 1987 original, i thoroughly dug this remake. i wanted to hate it as much as you but in the end i really liked it. sucks that you didn't like it. however i understand why you hated it so much.
And that's cool. If you liked the remake and didn't feel like it embarassed the original in anyway I have zero issue with that. I wish it wasn't as horrible of a film for me to watch, but it was, and that's just my opinion. You don't have to agree with it, and neither does everybody. But that's how I feel. I hated this movie but that doesn't mean everybody feels the same way. And that's fine with me. I embrace a world with differing opinions. Without them it would be boring as sin.
And thats why were film fans. if all we did was agree that every film sucked or was great,then being a film fan would be boring as no one would come out and say hey this movie is shit in my opinion and heres why.
I fuckin hated it as well it should have been an adult only rated movie with loads of swearing nudity and gorey violence and have someone like tarrantino or someone direct it.
Dude, Im sorry I don't know your real name! After the lambasting of Mother! would you still let Aronofsky anywhere near a remake or worse case scenario, now, a second reboot, honestly? i would in a minute! There is no way Aronofsky would make another reboot worse! At the very least he would introduce some interesting ideas!
not only was this film was dull and lifeless it had no plot it felt like a bunch of mindless violence one good note i dont mind sam jackson and michael keaton as actors
frankly if ppl want a better recommendation of a action film with sam jackson go watch die hard with avengence atleast that had some good action scenes it actually had a plot without a bunch of mindless violence and not a bad villian
like I told u already in that past video, the only things I did like about this robo-version, was that part with the musician using the robotic hand wile playing guitar, the acting from Gary oldman ( actor I like a lot ) & that moment when murphy was suspend at the laboratory & you see what remains from him, & the terror he felt when he saw most of his humanity gone.. just was really depressing , but this movie should have been a continuation story & NOT a senseless reboot that no one asked for, especially the master piece that ROBOCOP1 & 2 Where, you just cannot remake that, btw I did NOT payed to watch this film, I saw it on Netflix, & yeah FUCK PG-13 pure shit, it is what is killing the true qualities of cinema this days, remember when robo 1,2 where hardcore films? btw got question have you seen the ROBOCOP VS TERMINATOR Deathbattle done by Screwattack ?? if you have not I think you will liked
I had to laugh at the title for this one. I thought you reviewed a porno. Hey, hey- this IS a big ol' WTF movie, am I right? It totally raped a legacy for a cash in so in a way it is. Great review.
Nope. Just very close friends. Love the profile pic by the way. Batman Beyond was bad ass back in the day and still is. Grew up watching that show on WB Kids.
Everytime I say fucking RUclips I see something like this or Oliver Harper's review and I say to myself, Ya know what, YT is awesome! I cant wait to hear comic book girl and her super foul mouth tear this shit apart!
1:49:06-1:49:31 Me nither LOL! Truly a very funny 2 hr rant on a unwanted film that nobody was asking for little bro! I'm so sorry to hear how did ruined your boy Mike its a real crime IMO!
Soooo, I take it you didn't like this awesome and fresh take on the RoboCop franchise? Yeah, me neither! The first film I have gone to the cinema to watch in over 6 years, the biggest disappointment in a good long time, couple things I found funny, but I nearly fell asleep several times during my viewing of this piece of shit movie. Sucked from first to last moment I stayed in my seat (which is normally until the credits have finally ended, but not this time). Oh, and I'm one of the guys from the RoboCop Archive who did not like this movie ;)
Very Funny rant, hilarious when u talk about the tin man bit from Wizard of Oz when u slam the table Lol. Great rant and that bit was stupid I agree, It makes Robocop Lose Legitimacy. When I watch Robocop the Original I never imagined they would have Tin Man have a heart in a Robocop movie, it is stupid Lol =-D and Samuel L Jackson was just being himself over the top and loud Lol. Samuel L Jackson was just being himself Samuel L Jackson Lol =-D
I give Robocop 2014 1 Austrian Biker Chick out of 5 Austrian Biker Chicks! The acting sucked, the movie was PG-13 and not too violent and action-packed, and too much shitty CGI. Robocop 1987 was a lot better!
Scenes from the Original Robocop were brutal ACID MAN so wouldn't parents think the new one might be Dumbass screenwriters They should have made it R It was a flunk anyway Fuck Robocock
Very nice job on the review/rant. A dull, lifeless, and useless remake.
it was dull and lifeless matt good job on the rant mike
lol it is robocock
he looks like judge dred cause this did not have to be made adn i had good memories of robocop and had the toys from kenner growing up its like they didnt knwo what they wanted to make with 3 writers on this piece of shit
and i agree with mike he looks like jude dred cause they didnt know what they wanted to make lol this film was not action packed this had no plot and was a bunch of mindless violence this was not needed it was not wanted btw i forgot what the orgon trail was to be honest but what i do knw is this film did not have to be made it was big waste of time and their budget
Can’t believe how long I have watched you two.. thanks for all entertainment over the years 👍🏻👍🏻💯
It's like *Nancy Allen* once said:
" *When you take an adult and mature themed movie like Robocop and you turn it into a fairytale to attract kids, it just doesn't work...* "
+SunFireEternal
See Robocop 3 for proof
SunFireEternal God bless Nancy Allen!
@@Johnlindsey289 yea and that film was not good robocop 3 i like robocop 1 and 2 when thay went pg 13 they kinda watered stuff down and it did not work lol the villian was lame rip rip torn i liked him in the comedy summer rental sorry this was the kinda role he had to take
Good review sir!.
ROBOCOP (1987) IS A MASTERPIECE THAT IS EQUAL WITH BLADE RUNNER, STAR WARS, AND BACK TO THE FUTURE. IT'S ONE OF THE GREATS AND REMAKING IT IS AS BAD AS TRYING TO REMAKE STAR WARS EPISODE 4 A NEW HOPE.
same with Terminator and Die Hard.
James Bond 007 Yes
lol yea robocop 1987 is a masterpiece and a cool sci fi film atleast paul verhoven wprking together didnt need 3 writers the effects looks good on robocop 1987 for a 13 million dollar budget these effects i agree mike for a 134 million dollar budget the effects look like they are on par with a 60 million dollar budget and that not a good thing
Robocop is no Star Wars or Blade Runner. Or Back to the Future. Paul Verhoeven hasn't made any such a classic. He has, however, made a very watchable movie in a league of its own, along with all his other well-known movies.
@@timothyjholloway
I strongly disagree, Robocop is a classic lke those movies! it's Paul Verhoeven's masterpiece
Takes place in Detroit, Michigan but Toronto's CN Tower and Canadian flags are visible when Robocop is on his motorcycle on the highway.
To me there's only one Robcop and that is Peter Weller!
and i watched a documentary and an interview with weller lol when he can do an interview but anyway he played the character like a guy who had amniesia cause he was killed in the line of duty and gettig revenge on boddicker a guy trying to find himself again before he became the cyborg
No need of a sequel ... no need of this film either. Nobody did it better than Weller!
Deadpool and Dredd are awesome, this could have been too. The only thing you can say is they fucked up astronomically.
+stiepan holkien This dude is pissed and justified. The stupid remake Hollywood bullshit is going downhill.
Nice review, and I actually didn't mind that your review was longer than the movie! It took me several days to get watch your entire review, but I made it haha I personally liked the new movie, but I can also see where you are coming from due to you being very passionate about the character. I do like the character, but he isn't my all-time favorite, so I'm sure your review is going to be much stricter than mine. I do agree it would have been better had it been rated R. And even though I enjoyed watching it, I can see a lot of your points that you made. My all-time favorite character is The Incredible Hulk, and I can straight up say that if they made a new movie then I would be very critical of it due to my passion for the character. Take the Avengers for example, I really liked the movie and enjoyed seeing all of the characters together in one flick, but I also left the theater disappointed that the Hulk didn't get more screen time, and of course this is due to him being my favorite character, so others would not be bothered by the amount, or lack of, Hulk's screentime. The more passionate you are about a character, the the more critical your review of his/her movie is going to be, and it's completely understandable. I have not seen the original Robocop in a long time. I probably need to watch it again, I'm sure I would enjoy it. It's good that you are willing to take the time to make such a long review of a movie that contains a character that you really like. Again, nice review, I enjoyed watching it.
I finally saw this film, it doesn't hold a candle to the original.
no nor to paul verhoven
Well done review my friend, I agree with you at 100%
I'm a lifetime RoboCop fan and I hated this movie from the begging to the end, I prefer RoboCop 3 and Prime Directives over this piece of crap anytime, they're bad, but at least they feature RoboCop, but in this remake instead of RoboCop the only we got was a black Power Ranger with a missing glove...
This new version is not only bad, is sexist as hell, why they did get rid of Anne Lewis and gave us an irrelevant black guy instead?
Honestly, the RoboCop 2014 remake seems to be a movie that was written and directed by someone that hates the original characters and the franchise...
it was a bunch of mindless violence there really was not plot
Why they remade Robocop? They already did, they just changed that name to Dredd 3D
R.I.P ROBO COP I will always remember him as the take no crap hero that was the ultimate badass sleep well robo cop.
Samuel L. Jackson voice in Robocop 2014 is Boss Nass from Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace and Alex Murphy wife and son in this movie look's like Superman Returns.
Ok just wanted to know. Can't wait for your review of robocop 2, in my opinion it's one if the most underrated sequels and I don't understand why it's gets lower ratings than this piece if shit on imdb and rotten tomatoes.
RoboCop 2 is great, that was actually the first RoboCop film I saw when I was a kid and still love it, thanks to that sequel I was intrigued to see the first film and ended becoming a fan of the character.
Robocop: Classic film, love the film to death.
Robocop 2: Wasn't as good as original, but still a good sequel.
Robocop 3: Dogshit on a dogshit. 0/5
Robocock: Shit.
Ageed
The original is a epic sc-fi masterpiece by Paul Verhoeven. This is just travesty of justice!
What's even worse than RoboCop 2014 is that Sony recently announced that they're working on a *sequel*...
FPietros WHY⁉️
The original Robocop is a masterpiece, the 2014 remake sucks, it's garbage and it's an insult to the original
What killed the Robocop reboot for me was Samuel L. Jackson...and the PG-13 rating.
Jules from "Pulp Fiction". I should've known.
Why because he's black
Haha I stumbled onto your video out of boredom to see how people thought of the new robocop movie. I was surprised how how consistently entertaining you were for such a long rant. Good job Sir =)
In the 8 years I've been watching RUclips videos, you are the first person to ever reference Milly Vanilli, which automatically makes you ultra-super-cool!
i thought i was the only one that hated it
Lol. Well so did I. This movie was a joke compared to the original. And as it's own film it was a boring generic slow paced lame excuse of a film. On both points it failed.
@@OcpCommunications i hated this film as well and boring i agree and the rant was much better than ever sitting through this i am glad i learned my lession mike and caught this on live tv so i wuld not have to give it a dime it was boring with really no plot
I hate this remake, more like a fake version of the 1987 original, as well.
This movie started off "okay" but that's mainly because of curiosity. As it progressed, I got a feeling that it was approaching a cliff but in a haphazard way. At each moment in the movie, I kept asking myself: "Will it get better from here? Will it go in a better direction?" Maybe that was optimism because the original Robocop was so good. How can one screw the remake up so badly, right? Wrong. At the end, the movie was on the verge of falling off of the cliff and then later, the end theme pushed it over over with some happy-go-lucky song that made me think I got finished watching American Pie!!!! Smooth-talking-cyborg + Rushed Plot + Crappy-End-Theme = Robocrapola!
Best Robocop 2014 rant well said !!
Just saw this film. Worst piece of crap I have seen in a while. I agree with everything you said.
it was rated PG-13... seriously, how good was it going to be? It was just one of those Mona Lisa knockoffs at the airport.
Have you read Frank Miller's Robocop 2 graphic novel? It's pretty much his original screenplay of his script for Robocop 2. If you did what were your thoughts and do you think you'll review it?
I haven't read Frank Miller's RoboCop 2 all the way through yet. But once I do, I'll review it.
OcpCommunications Hey friend, Have u ever seen Grown ups 2 or Gamer or Lady in the Water? to me they are the worst films of all Time. Is Robocop 2014 the worst film that u have ever seen? My favourite films of all Time with beautiful visuals,Excellent musical score and story, great characters would be Star wars Return of the return of the Jedi and Lord of the Rings Return of the king and Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the ring =-D
As bad as this remake is..it's not the worst movie I have ever seen. As for remakes? It's in the top 5 worst. lol. Grown Ups 2 I stayed away from like the plague after I saw the trailer where it starts with Adam Sandler getting pissed on by a deer. I know for sure that movie is going to blow goat dick. Lady In The Water is a piece of shit, as for Gamer..I admit..I can watch it..it's not great, but I've seen much worse..A piece of shit direct to video movie called Curse Of The Blue Lights comes to mind.
Great Rant Brother!!!! Just saw this crapola today with my boy & we said EVERYTHING you said here. Glad to know that we're not alone.
Personally I liked the remake, as it shown a lot of the human element something that is overlooked in the original movie by its die hard fans.
That's cool. But the human element as far as I know at least among my friends who are die hard fans of the original is not one that is ignored or overlooked. It is praised, and most say that some of their favorite scenes deal with the human element. Like the scene where RoboCop is looking around his old home. It's cool if you liked the remake, and that you felt it showed a lot of the human element.
But to me? I thought even though it showed these elements. I never truly felt them. They seemed fake and artificial to me. I think that is in large part due to the fact that imo the acting was poor and the screenplay was just full of cliches. I guess since I have seen a wide variety of theatrical and even direct to video films that the cookie cutter emotion scenes just don't cut it anymore. But if you feel differently that is fine with me.
I think he shows he's more human in the original than in this horrible remake and they did the right thing might I add by removing his family keeping his family in the remake just really made things more complex and really ruins the character in my opinion. And seriously peter weller actually looked like a loving father to his family in the original, Joel Kinnaman plays alex murphey in this remake and his protrayl of him was not the alex murphey I know, in this remake even before he was changed into robocop he's kinda of a jerk to everyone made me not even feel sorry for him at all through everything he goes through and the fact that samuel l.jackson is in this movie more than robocop that should just tell everyone something . And is it bad that I was rooting for Keaton to kill him towards the end of the film? I mean I felt bad for the bad guys in this movie more than I did the hero which should be the other way around and clearly it wasn't ...
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Agree, this remake was cookie cutter where the original felt more human
should have been called cyber cop not robocop they changed names story line and the actor who played robocop was grap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
lol or judge Dred remake
lol they could had called it that cause with 3 writers working on this pos film it didnt have to be made it the first place lol choose your own title film and was a joke and pathetic
Very observant rant on this movie, Personally I found it very much of a disappointment quite honestly and for Robocop it really should not have been, there was potential and great ideas had but it was kind of thrown away throughout this film. Your 2 hour rant managed to at least clense this movie of the amount of nonsense it had, Good stuff. I've been waiting to hear your thoughts regarding this remake.
This rant is actually longer than the actual Robocop Remake movie. Lol and I just noticed
I know it is..and I personally think it's a hell of a lot more entertaining too. lol
Yeah this review is a lot more entertaining than the remake.
+OcpCommunications lol Mike it is
Yeah but it's better
I was curious why Robocop is now tasing people, so I searched on RUclips, and I think I found the answer:
Robocop with taser
LOL
i thought it was because they felt robocop was 2 violent and wanted towater it down lol
I gotta admit as shitty as it was an idea to make this remake I was really let down by the casting of Joel Kinnamen! I actually went off on the whole Dutch or Swedish Eminem! I was like, Pete Weller to this guy!!!!! I dont hate him, but after the rumors of Guy Pearce, fail!
I knew this reboot/remake would be as forgotten as the "Total Recall" remake from year or two ago. When will they(Hollywood) ever learn?
Is this the worst remake ever? (Maybe a video of the top 3 or 5 worst remakes?)
I could listen to this guy rant and rave about this robocop remake all day this is perfection.
Old robocop has been dead before becoming robot, while new robocop is still alive when transformed into robocop without being even dead
Joel Kinneman, and Jai Courtney for that matter, are going to be in the upcoming "Suicide Squad". Oh jeez. 😒
if they aren't trying to improve anything with a remake then just leave it alone. I've never saw this and I never want to.
Why couldn't this movie be good like the new Dredd.
+stiepan holkien Because it sucks.
+OcpCommunications I mean if someone could make Dredd so awesome how could someone allow THIS to be done to RoboCop. They made fun of Murphy losing his arm in the original, they are laughing in the fans' faces. One thing I liked was the idea of controlling him through hormone levels, but that's that.
+stiepan holkien or at least bring robocop back to its r rated roots
Great review, are you still reviewing the other sequels?
I got Robocop (2014) on DVD for a dollar at dollar tree. I did not think it was horrible just mediocre. For a dollar it is ok.
Did soccer moms back in the day complain about RoboCop 2? I ask because they complained about Batman Returns and looked what happened.
It castrates Robocop. xDDDDDD
Pussyfied Remake. xDDDDD
You're are the balls, OcpCommunications, your video edits are proof enough for that. :D
Well, no Paul Verhoeven as director, no Bad Ass Robocop. :(
One hell of a review, thx. And now I even know what the Oregon Trail is ... Yes, I am from Europe too.
But I have just watched 20 minutes. I'll be back.
Just love the rants, and on a movie that is close to your heart... then they made this abomination
your rants are epics and always on point. i commend you sir.
I saw the remake last year, and yeah, it sucked really bad.
I would eventually buy the original RoboCop (the unrated director's cut) on DVD from the Criterion Collection at Rasputin's Music and Video and it was awesome (not to mention I've seen the R-Rated cut a few times before). the unrated director's cut version of the 1987 original is the best RoboCop film in the entire franchise and it blows the 2014 version out of the water.
I only paid $0.75 to see this. Yes, three-quarters of a dollar, because I had bought the Blu-Ray of the original and I used the rewards coupon for this. I didn't hate it, but I wouldn't say that I loved it either.
I thought it was ok the redesign was cool and it's sort of good as it's own thing but it doesn't hold up against the old one.
I know this is old, but I had to leave a comment on Joel's remark on human performance and chin action. Well here is the deal Mr. Kinnaman... Peter Weller was able to convey emotions without using his eyes, it was all done with the mouth and body acting. That is a lost art these days. You, Joel, had to show you face in every scene because you are vain and don't know how to act...
I can tell you are very outraged by ROBOCOP 2014. Robocop in this remake, aka "Robocock," looks like a mixture of Batman and a Power Ranger. This "Robocock" looks very weak compared to the original Robocop (I mean Peter Weller's).
How do you not know what Oregon Trail is? Fuck's sake.
I'm glad this movie was a total flop and just as bad as Robocop 3! the original shall reign supreme and Dredd is the true new Robocop
that Robocop intro music for your review sounded way better than the dubstep version. that "dead or alive" line was not meant for joel kinnaman. Where was the badass Robocop who kicked criminal's asses? where was the villains like clearance who was a badass villain? Are you joking about "If I had a heart" was in the movie? Not even the dumbest screenplay writer would place that into a film like Robocop. Also, when the Robocock DVD is released, will you buy it just so you can place the 1987 DVD ontop of the 2014 DVD? This was a great 4 star rant.
No I kid you not. If I only have a heart is in this god damn movie. I will never buy RoboCock 2014 ever at any point in my life. It can go to HELL HELL HELL!
OcpCommunications I MAY BUY TO SMASH IT WITH HAMMER MAYBE. ALSO GREAT REVIEW. I AM TO LAZY TO PRESS THE CAPS LOCK KEY AGAIN EVEN THOUGH MY PINKEY FINGER IS RIGHT NEXT IT.
Alright, I uh...I didn`t think it was all that bad! I mean don`t get me wrong, it definitely wasn`t brilliant or anything and has absolutely nothing on the original, that`s a given, never in a million years, in fact I fear we may never see such excellent timesless sci-fi masterpieces again, but as remakes go, I didn`t find it as absolutely wretched as one like the Nightmare on Elm Street one, I found it entertaining enough. Have a good one! :D
I really wish Hollywood would f**k off remaking 80s/early 90s classics and making a complete goddamn pigs ear of them. Poltergeist is next on the list... oh fricking joy! :(
You think remaking the blob in the 80s made sense?
What's that poster next 2 RoboCop 2 on the right side of it
On the right? It's Leviathan starring Peter Weller. It's an awesome 80's underwater horror flick with one of the best one liners ever.."Say ah mother fucker!" Weller is fantastic in it as usual, Ernie Hudson is also great, the whole cast is great. Think of The Thing but underwater, and that's Leviathan. It also has a fantastic score by Jerry Goldsmith. I highly recommend it if you haven't seen it already.
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Have you ever made a review about Darkman?
Awesome movie about vanity, trust, loss of identity, love and the resulting rage of it. True action movies are always about rage and Liam Neeson embodied it very well as Darkman. The whole movie is a psychological drama with a creepy atmosphere, and zero cgi! You don't see that anymore. Like if video games have taken over Hollywood, it's a shame.
Cgi is the biggest evil these days in movies, I'm telling you.
Sorry for annoying.
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O yeah I heard RamboRaph4Life talk about that movie
I wanna c that bcuz lately I've been havin a hard-on 4 80s & 90s movies
Somehow they managed to create atmosphere just with practical effects in the 90ies and 80ies.
Just watch The Crow than you know what I mean. No digital lightning effects like filters, everything is practical and looks authentic.
At least that's my opinion.
Lord of the Rings looks like a video game compared to the movies of the 90ies and 80ies because of the filter effects.
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I did do reviews of all 3 Darkman films...I might have removed them for copyright reasons but I am not sure..Do a channel search on my homepage for Darkman and see what comes up. Darkman is also one of my all time favorites, and I will be reviewing that one sometime next month because I picked up the Collector's Edition Blu Ray by Shout Factory recently online.
good video man..but be weird if they try to pull a terminator salvation bluray with 2 minutes of never before scene footage rated R lol but not going to lie i DL it & didnt like the movie so i feel the same way..
I think RoboCop has run its course and its time for it to be over. I mean when they started that mini series (Prime Directives) i had out grew the character. I mean just like power rangers & even GodZilla , cause that getting a new movie too. I just got tied of the content. So thats how I see it . Im done with the franchise and they can do what they want at this point.
I've got this movie but I will NEVER EVER WATCH IT!!!
6 years later this remake is still pointless we didn’t need a remake of Robocop in the first place the first movie is so good that it doesn’t need a remake but fucking Hollywood doesn’t care if a good franchise gets ruined well this franchise was already with 3 but at least back then they didn’t ruined a lot of franchise nowadays Hollywood likes to ruined a franchise which is bullshit this remake will always sucks
You glad it underperformed?
Robocop (2014) 6/10 Kinda mediocre and boring. But I have seen worse like Ghostbusters (2016). Multiple ed 209s and extra robots are cool but I like ed 209 better in the original with stop motion animation which is a dead art form.
I havent seen the remake yet but it looks horrid.
You could watch it. Or you could have your friend throw an aggressive lobster at your face. Personally I would recommend the lobster. Yes. The movie IS that bad.
By the way, nice little reference to Ted DiBiase's theme song at the end.
I just saw this film. IT was no different from television dramas in terms of acting and direction. I felt I was watching a two-hour long TV drama on a big screen. By the way, in my opinion, films in general have "fallen" to a TV drama level since the beginning of this century.
Yeah I felt the same way..How an 130 million dollar production looks like a day time tv show is beyond me.
To me, that's outrageous.
So what did you think about the movie?
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Have you read the robocop: future of law enforcement comics?
Which ones? The marvel series that came out in 1990? Or the dark horse ones? I will be reading them all and reviewing each series either by the end of the month or every and now and then til I finish reviewing each and every RoboCop comic.
The marvel ones from the early 90s. I don't mind the marvel comics to much.
you had me rolling with the yoldling haha
Hey, what's up dude? I just want to say I am a huge fan of your reviews and rants and I just want to say thank you so much, Mike. Btw, you thought RoboCock was bad, wait until you see what they did to Terminator in Terminator Genesys. Oh, and 20th Century Fuck-Face's new Poltergeist remake. That trailer sucked ass as well.
HarveyTheFallingOne Thanks for the kind words. I have seen the Terminator: Genisys trailer..and yeah that looks like another RoboCock up my ass. This time it will terminate my asshole upon impact. And fuck the Poltergeist remake. That trailer was ten times worse than I thought it was going to be. It looks like it might be another useless shot for shot piece of shit remake just like the Omen was in 2006.
OcpCommunications
No problem. Hey, do you do requests? I do have a of movie you should cover. One is Dragonball Abortion (A.K.A. Dragonball Evolution; as well as your thoughts on the source material). Btw I saw RamboRaph4Life's review of Last Unicorn and I thought " would it be funny if OcpCommunications did a review/rant of My Little Pony: Equestria Girls?". Anyway thanks again, dude. FYI in case you're curious, I'm not a brony.
I have the original My Little Pony movie on VHS from the 80's...and I got The Last Unicorn on blu ray from someone and they want me to review it. As for Dragonball: Evolution? Someone will have to send me that in the mail for me to review that. lol.
+HarveyTheFallingOne Think i'd rather be gang raped in pelican bay, than watch the poltergeist remake, would most likely be the same experience
All film is subjective. as someone who absolutely loves the 1987 original, i thoroughly dug this remake. i wanted to hate it as much as you but in the end i really liked it. sucks that you didn't like it. however i understand why you hated it so much.
And that's cool. If you liked the remake and didn't feel like it embarassed the original in anyway I have zero issue with that. I wish it wasn't as horrible of a film for me to watch, but it was, and that's just my opinion. You don't have to agree with it, and neither does everybody. But that's how I feel. I hated this movie but that doesn't mean everybody feels the same way. And that's fine with me. I embrace a world with differing opinions. Without them it would be boring as sin.
And thats why were film fans. if all we did was agree that every film sucked or was great,then being a film fan would be boring as no one would come out and say hey this movie is shit in my opinion and heres why.
I fuckin hated it as well it should have been an adult only rated movie with loads of swearing nudity and gorey violence and have someone like tarrantino or someone direct it.
I found this video on Google because I thought there would be a porno by the same name and I wanted to see how imaginative it was.
Dude, Im sorry I don't know your real name! After the lambasting of Mother! would you still let Aronofsky anywhere near a remake or worse case scenario, now, a second reboot, honestly? i would in a minute! There is no way Aronofsky would make another reboot worse! At the very least he would introduce some interesting ideas!
not only was this film was dull and lifeless it had no plot it felt like a bunch of mindless violence one good note i dont mind sam jackson and michael keaton as actors
frankly if ppl want a better recommendation of a action film with sam jackson go watch die hard with avengence atleast that had some good action scenes it actually had a plot without a bunch of mindless violence and not a bad villian
yeah I looked it up all 3 films for fun I did the math and to make all 3 robocop films came up to less than 80 million dollars
Is it worse than Bayformers 2?
Way worse. That has some legitimately good things about it. Like some of the action sequences. This is just trash all the way around.
Wow, this sounds like a terrible movie
like I told u already in that past video, the only things I did like about this robo-version, was that part with the musician using the robotic hand wile playing guitar, the acting from Gary oldman ( actor I like a lot ) & that moment when murphy was suspend at the laboratory & you see what remains from him, & the terror he felt when he saw most of his humanity gone.. just was really depressing , but this movie should have been a continuation story & NOT a senseless reboot that no one asked for, especially the master piece that ROBOCOP1 & 2 Where, you just cannot remake that, btw I did NOT payed to watch this film, I saw it on Netflix, & yeah FUCK PG-13 pure shit, it is what is killing the true qualities of cinema this days, remember when robo 1,2 where hardcore films? btw got question have you seen the ROBOCOP VS TERMINATOR Deathbattle done by Screwattack ?? if you have not I think you will liked
it passes me off 2 robocop 1 and I like 2. r 2 of the best sci fi. actions movies I ever seen really funny rant
Michael Keaton you we're fucking Batman =(
And Beetlejuice
yea....i didn't like it either but the opening title was nice..
Great rant man, fuck this movie
I had to laugh at the title for this one. I thought you reviewed a porno.
Hey, hey- this IS a big ol' WTF movie, am I right? It totally raped a legacy for a cash in so in a way it is.
Great review.
You and ramboaph4life seem very similar in personality. Are you guys brothers? Lol
Nope. Just very close friends. Love the profile pic by the way. Batman Beyond was bad ass back in the day and still is. Grew up watching that show on WB Kids.
+OcpCommunications
Awesome show too and loved Batman Beyond since i was 17 when it came out and all that
52 dislikes are fanboys
I think this might be your most watched vid.. You into Horus Heresy books? I have a lot that I don't want.
I used to watch the cartoon in the 80s who else did holla if ya hear me!!!!!!
Everytime I say fucking RUclips I see something like this or Oliver Harper's review and I say to myself, Ya know what, YT is awesome! I cant wait to hear comic book girl and her super foul mouth tear this shit apart!
1:49:06-1:49:31 Me nither LOL!
Truly a very funny 2 hr rant on a unwanted film that nobody was asking for little bro! I'm so sorry to hear how did ruined your boy Mike its a real crime IMO!
Soooo, I take it you didn't like this awesome and fresh take on the RoboCop franchise?
Yeah, me neither! The first film I have gone to the cinema to watch in over 6 years, the biggest disappointment in a good long time, couple things I found funny, but I nearly fell asleep several times during my viewing of this piece of shit movie. Sucked from first to last moment I stayed in my seat (which is normally until the credits have finally ended, but not this time). Oh, and I'm one of the guys from the RoboCop Archive who did not like this movie ;)
Very Funny rant, hilarious when u talk about the tin man bit from Wizard of Oz when u slam the table Lol. Great rant and that bit was stupid I agree, It makes Robocop Lose Legitimacy. When I watch Robocop the Original I never imagined they would have Tin Man have a heart in a Robocop movie, it is stupid Lol =-D and Samuel L Jackson was just being himself over the top and loud Lol. Samuel L Jackson was just being himself Samuel L Jackson Lol =-D
Love this epic rant
Goddamn this movie sucks
I hope they don't make Robocop 2
lol nope not to this robocop 2 1990 is the sequel
I give Robocop 2014 1 Austrian Biker Chick out of 5 Austrian Biker Chicks! The acting sucked, the movie was PG-13 and not too violent and action-packed, and too much shitty CGI. Robocop 1987 was a lot better!
Lol I've been waiting for this
Samuel L. Jackson , thought he was in The Hunger Games.Movie
lol I did like him in jurassic park and die hard 3 lol just go watch them
john hernandez He's in every movie that comes out lol
Scenes from the Original Robocop were brutal ACID MAN so wouldn't parents think the new one might be Dumbass screenwriters
They should have made it R It was a flunk anyway Fuck Robocock
134 million to make this piece of garbage
A waste of money.