I always wondered how he is as cynical as I am being 15 years or so younger. Living with this group I'm surprised he doesn't have a full head of gray hair.
ngl watching everyone struggle to do simple things in the kitchen was funny as hell but my god seeing people my age not being able to cook hurt my eyes
Malena was the only sane/fully competent person in that house. I’m also now convinced that maya had the most accurate zombie survival tier-list. Chance would 100% not make it past the first few hours
you are missing the point. Being most competent is NOT important here. What's important is funny. If you can make yourself less competent but more funny that is more valuable. They are trying to entertain not make food here
ngl the more and more i see soda live his normal life i begin to wonder how in the actual fuck he managed to live on his own for years without people around him to look after him. the pure lack of ability to do basic tasks is truly a gift.
I literally feel so much better about my cooking after this. How a group of people somehow managed to struggle with spaghetti is amazing, Thanks guys! The onions in the sauce was too much lmao
as someone who cooked spaghetti by myself at the age of 12 this is honestly sad ngl. Seeing a group of adult men struggle with something as easy as spaghetti and still fuck up certain parts of making it, makes me happy i was raised with parents who taught me how to cook basic meals.
You know its funny, you don't even need to have parents that teach you this. My mom is a great cook but i never stayed in the kitchen long enough to learn but a simply RUclips tutorial or reading the fucking box is enough to cook something as simple as pasta.
i just don’t understand why you wouldn’t break it 😭 if you leave it whole and don’t have an oversized pot that you can fill to the top you end up with noodles that are cooked on one half and raw on the other 💀
@@Namonstar it's personal preference really. I eat my spaghetti with a spoon so it's better for me to have a bunch of small noodles so that it can get on the spoon.
I’ve seen different shorts of this specific account for kitchen streams, and I have never seen so much incompetence going through one kitchen on a regular basis
@@geria9482 Nick/Melena cook well and they feed Soda when he isnt ordering. Mizkif has a personal chef. They just put the 2 people with the least cooking skills there for show.
Im Sicilian-American, sitting in the corner of my kitchen making Sunday sauce for my family with one hand over my mouth and the other holding my phone. Please, don’t take Mizkif as a good example of Italian-Americans. I’m watching a fucking car wreck. Mi dispiaci vìstimu chistu.
Seeing this group of lads in the kitchen just makes me respect nicks ability even more. I mean, atleast he knows what boiling is, and how to slice an onion
@@4ce._.Official It’s a binder to keep the shape of the meatballs. As you can see in the vid, they didn’t keep their shape. They were just clumps of meat because literally all they did was cook the meat.
@@oobee123 No, you atleast need a binder like bread crumbs or oatmeal. And you can say seasoning is optional, but that just means you’re missing out on tons of flavor. Same goes with cheese.
I wanna say as someone who was pretty much spoon fed up until I was 20 when I tried cooking by the recipe it was so easy, literally so little can go wrong with most food
Not sure what was worse...Watching four grown-ass men trying desperately to cook spaghetti, hearing Miz say he's "sautéing" onions when he's actually cutting them, or the number of damn flies in that house 😂
Salt the pasta water, don't break the pasta, use good bronze dye cast pasta, mix meatballs with pork and veal and spices, brown meatballs in a pan with onions then place diced tomatoes and if you are short on time add some tomato paste. Cook the sauce until it becomes a bit thicker. You can also add bread to meatballs to give it a nice bouncy texture.
You wanna cook meatballs that big on 250 or 300 for about 10-15 minutes and then kick it on high for about 10 more. You’ll also want to use bread crumbs in the meatballs too to season them so they don’t taste like bland beef. And also yeah, with onions, you’ll want to sauté them with some oil and maybe a tiny bit of brown sugar depending on the style you want. Then for the noodles, you don’t need to snap them. They’ll naturally fall into the pot as they cook unless you somehow get them to fall out.
This stream was one of the best I’ve seen! It really opened my eyes to how dumb some of the top streamers are. Chance and miz had me rolling the whole video.
Man, I felt like I was there cooking and eating with you guys at the table. What a fun stream. Hopefully you guys can get Asmon in the kitchen for the next one. 😂😂
why do i feel like i could easily do a cooking stream lol, watching this makes me feel proud on how to cook basic meals and do basic kitchen necessities. watching soda dump the pasta was hilarious just seeing how something so easy made difficult lol
I love how the title says Schlatt ruined the kitchen despite being the most competent person cooking the meal
Schlatt in title = more clicks
yeah its clickbait.
Schlatt is a walking youtube algorithm.
Schmag has shown us that he is the only functional human being in the entire org
Thats the joke
Schlatt was the only person who had any awareness in the kitchen. Nice to see he at least has some life skills and knowledge
I think he’s the only person in otk that is an actual functional human being
I always wondered how he is as cynical as I am being 15 years or so younger. Living with this group I'm surprised he doesn't have a full head of gray hair.
@@keithadoodle you realize Schlatt is 22 right? He just looks 40
Schlatt has a lot of life skills after what happened in 1999
@@9r9r66 cooking, chopping and boiling proved especially useful back in 99
Jschlatt losing his mind with the water bottle situation is golden
I think him trolling everyone by saying "break it in half" was even better.
i'd lose it too
ngl watching everyone struggle to do simple things in the kitchen was funny as hell but my god seeing people my age not being able to cook hurt my eyes
Yikes the places they would be without streaming
bro 3:54 is the one that hurt me the most
Im younger than everyone in that kitchen and it hurts my soul that they dont know how to cook a simple meal like spaghetti 😭😭😭😭
This is why cooking streams are so entertaining, inept chronically online adults try to do basic human survival
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It's like watching toddlers trying to cook LULE
@@Erizo_x toddlers would do a better job tbh
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@@Mikylin trueing
This stream just shows everyone how inept most streamers are regardless if they're doing a bit or not.
After all these years there is no way that Chance just pretends to have brain rot..
i just think its them cause most streamers are college students that have to cook and survive lmao
@@TairaEldritch “pretends”
I get the same vibes from all the different trivia stuff the streamers do and how they really struggle with answering the most basic questions
I'd cook for all of them for free just so they could eat good for one day.
goddamn I thought that I was useless in the kitchen, but watching these fools i feel better
I know, I refuse to believe people can be this stupid.
"Th.. they pour bottled water into a pot."
They way schlatt said "they're pooring bottled water into a pot" killed me 😭😭 funniest shit
"pooring"
Man's using evian water, that's wealth right there
Smart water or voss are ruling class tho
@@tommendham7686 Fiji bro what the hell
@@tommendham7686 smart water? The coca cola company water?
smart water fuckin sucks
evian is naive backwards. It's garbage water
Love the group collabs everyone bounces off eachother in such a humorous way
If you call this chaos harmony then yeah lol
@@biglobster4726 Organised chaos, miz is literally trolling, soda is genuinely got no idea and everyone is a witness to it xD
@@squish4369 Can't forget about Schlatt being Schlatt either.
No homo
Malena was the only sane/fully competent person in that house. I’m also now convinced that maya had the most accurate zombie survival tier-list. Chance would 100% not make it past the first few hours
Did you forget that Schlatt exists?
Chance would intentionally get bit, because he would think its funny to hunt his friends as a zombie
you are missing the point. Being most competent is NOT important here. What's important is funny. If you can make yourself less competent but more funny that is more valuable. They are trying to entertain not make food here
@@sten260 cope
I'm 100% with schlatt on everything in this video
Expect snapping the fucking pasta in half
@@Soup-10 it pained me that everyone agreed that the pasta should be snapped
ngl the more and more i see soda live his normal life i begin to wonder how in the actual fuck he managed to live on his own for years without people around him to look after him. the pure lack of ability to do basic tasks is truly a gift.
I’m a chef and it hurt my soul to watch you dove that onion like that lmao you’d be a genuine liability in a real kitchen hahaha
Dice*
@@kennethboone3264 Dove* KENNETH
They’re a genuine liability in their own damn kitchen lmao
I feel like a chef after watching these guys in the kitchen
I literally feel so much better about my cooking after this. How a group of people somehow managed to struggle with spaghetti is amazing, Thanks guys! The onions in the sauce was too much lmao
as someone who cooked spaghetti by myself at the age of 12 this is honestly sad ngl. Seeing a group of adult men struggle with something as easy as spaghetti and still fuck up certain parts of making it, makes me happy i was raised with parents who taught me how to cook basic meals.
You know its funny, you don't even need to have parents that teach you this. My mom is a great cook but i never stayed in the kitchen long enough to learn but a simply RUclips tutorial or reading the fucking box is enough to cook something as simple as pasta.
Copium
They break spaghetti in half >:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
@@liveandletdie138 read in the package was my model before youtube tutorials.
@@jarlsterra virginium
I like how chance used iron as an example as if it's not an actual nutrient people willingly consume
Miz “I’m italian”
Also Miz *breaks spaghetti*
WE TRUSTED YOU! Why?!?!
*can’t speak one Italian word* miz: “I’m Italian”
@@michaellampe3080 not how that works
i just don’t understand why you wouldn’t break it 😭 if you leave it whole and don’t have an oversized pot that you can fill to the top you end up with noodles that are cooked on one half and raw on the other 💀
@@pixie9499 it starts to get soft in a matter of seconds, you push them in as they bend, come on x.x
@@Namonstar it's personal preference really. I eat my spaghetti with a spoon so it's better for me to have a bunch of small noodles so that it can get on the spoon.
Schlatt looks the most insane but in reality hes the sanest
I’ve seen different shorts of this specific account for kitchen streams, and I have never seen so much incompetence going through one kitchen on a regular basis
This video honestly just boosted my self confidence because I might not be a good streamer but at least I’m a good cook
I love seeing more content with scat in it
No this is scat content
As a good cook this genuinely hurts
Same. It really hurt to watch them make the meatballs with only the meat and nothing else.
How much does it hurt to know that all of them are millionares with those skills
@@Garoslol not that much since they are good at doing what they do but it does hurt thinking how shitty they eat if this is how they cook
@@geria9482 Nick/Melena cook well and they feed Soda when he isnt ordering. Mizkif has a personal chef. They just put the 2 people with the least cooking skills there for show.
@@Garoslol nice, that's good to know
These genuinely are my favourite RUclips videos. Don't even watch the streams. Rosie killing it.
Mizzy is the only "Italian" that breaks Spaghetti in half 🤣 dio mio questi Italo-americani
I'm swiss and it hurt me i can only imagine how it felt for you😂
Cavatemi gli occhi, ne ho bisogno dopo aver visto sta cosa
Im Sicilian-American, sitting in the corner of my kitchen making Sunday sauce for my family with one hand over my mouth and the other holding my phone. Please, don’t take Mizkif as a good example of Italian-Americans. I’m watching a fucking car wreck. Mi dispiaci vìstimu chistu.
I’m full blown Irish American and I was pained to hear them say to break it half
Something about Miz and Soda is honestly humble AF.. They should do more content together
Not humble, but jaded lol
I’ve used the Texas tap water for boiling noodles atleast once a week for my entire life. I don’t have too many diseases. I think it’s fine.
I raise u: once a day usage of Texas tap water my whole life, not too many bodily mutations
@@izzyg33ked12 yet
If you got at least one, then u gotta treat them like pokemon. catch em all
I use Flint, Michigan tap water and so far I only grew 1 limb.
i never thought i could cook but this... this makes me look like a michelin star chef
Seeing this group of lads in the kitchen just makes me respect nicks ability even more. I mean, atleast he knows what boiling is, and how to slice an onion
I'm losing my mind watching the onion cutting
No way they’re using only meat for the meatballs. Atleast season it and add some bread crumbs or oatmeal or something. Also some cheese would be nice.
Naaah all that is optional. The bare minimum for meatballs is eggs, onions, salt and pepper
@@4ce._.Official you need some kind of binder. As someone who can’t eat wheat, I use white rice.
@@scottsmith3804 I used to be gluten free and used oatmeal. In my opinion it’s still better than bread crumbs so I still use oatmeal.
@@4ce._.Official It’s a binder to keep the shape of the meatballs. As you can see in the vid, they didn’t keep their shape. They were just clumps of meat because literally all they did was cook the meat.
@@oobee123 No, you atleast need a binder like bread crumbs or oatmeal. And you can say seasoning is optional, but that just means you’re missing out on tons of flavor. Same goes with cheese.
Miz really called tongs “the crane things”
As someone who is much younger than everyone in this video and still knows how to cook better than all of them, this hurts to watch.
Bro people commenting "GREAT VID" and "ANOTHER GOOD ONE" ITS BEEN OUT FOR 3 MINUTES HOW TF HAVE YOU WATCHED IT
Beep boop beep?
Mizkids in the future
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I am impostor
2x speed duh
Watching these guys struggling to cook really puts how useful Nick really is around the kitchen but is constantly overshadowed by his PogO(ness)
5:18 esfand started emoting all of a sudden
chance the type of guy to boil bottled water
Nick looks like a chef next to these guys
Chaos. This is chaos.
i got baited schlatt did like 2 things all video lmao
I wanna say as someone who was pretty much spoon fed up until I was 20 when I tried cooking by the recipe it was so easy, literally so little can go wrong with most food
Quality content from OTK
Damn Rich knowing his Hebrew making me proud out here.
yup me too
Same. I didnt know he could speak it.
Miz has every dead Italian rolling in their graves and every live Italian sneering at him for breaking spaghetti in half
Shows how nmp and rich are the smartest otk members
Watching them attempt to cook hurt me on a spiritual level.
Not sure what was worse...Watching four grown-ass men trying desperately to cook spaghetti, hearing Miz say he's "sautéing" onions when he's actually cutting them, or the number of damn flies in that house 😂
Me as a chef watching miz and the boys absolutely destroying this meal made me cry on the inside but the final product wasn’t to bad
Hoooly shit. The first 2 minutes almost gave me an aneurism.
Salt the pasta water, don't break the pasta, use good bronze dye cast pasta, mix meatballs with pork and veal and spices, brown meatballs in a pan with onions then place diced tomatoes and if you are short on time add some tomato paste. Cook the sauce until it becomes a bit thicker. You can also add bread to meatballs to give it a nice bouncy texture.
For anyone wondering, the outro music at 16:51 is "Streets Of Rage 2 - S.O.R Super Mix
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And these people have millions... God lord..
I honestly wanna believe that chance intentionally used bottled water for comedic value, but I don’t think it was a joke.
u need to do more cooking streams with nick it was hilarious
chance looking at boiling water and not knowing its boiling is insane
Urban Outfitters needs to bring back that DARE shirt I need one
im in pain watching them not know how to do this but it's so funny at the same time
i always feel like im a degen at cooking, until i watch these guys cook..thanks otk you give me confidence in the kitchen
Nick helping out for once LULW
One of my fav streams ever. The chaos and ineptitude is hilarious
as a former chef, this is making lose my mind.
hilarious.
i feel like chance was literally born yesterday everyday
I’m telling you guys, Nick needs to make this streamer feet tier list man
It's always enjoyable watching people above my tax bracket try to do normal tasks
They should really try cooking. being able to cook and having complete control over a meal is a great thing.
You wanna cook meatballs that big on 250 or 300 for about 10-15 minutes and then kick it on high for about 10 more. You’ll also want to use bread crumbs in the meatballs too to season them so they don’t taste like bland beef.
And also yeah, with onions, you’ll want to sauté them with some oil and maybe a tiny bit of brown sugar depending on the style you want. Then for the noodles, you don’t need to snap them. They’ll naturally fall into the pot as they cook unless you somehow get them to fall out.
*Water starts boiling* "its on fire"
4:40 dont play with my emotions bringing up cow chop
*cuts exactly how i cut onions* " PLEASE DO NOT CUT LIKE THIS"
This stream was one of the best I’ve seen! It really opened my eyes to how dumb some of the top streamers are. Chance and miz had me rolling the whole video.
Man, I felt like I was there cooking and eating with you guys at the table. What a fun stream. Hopefully you guys can get Asmon in the kitchen for the next one. 😂😂
What hurts me the most is that they seasoned their bowls with a fuck ton of salt. This should have been done to the boiling water at the beginning.
Can’t expect that much from the guys who boiled bottled water and put the onions inside the sauce last
soda's inability to do the simplest of tasks is on the edge of hilarious and offensive.
Rich not holding hands while they said grace says all I need to know about him
Another great vid miz!
Miz breaking the spaghetti is peak retård gamer man
Watching miz chop onions made me cry
Rich making Hamotzi killed me 😂 iykym
this is the biggest boost of my self esteem...thank you miz
The way he cut the onion made me physically recoil
watching this is a massive confidence booster
Chance makes me lose faith in humanity holy moly
lookslike schlatt working at that deli payed off
Miz ur content makes me happy, my life has been shit 👍
Schlatt asking Chance to snap the spaghetti in half is the most Italiaphobic thing I’ve ever seen
watching this feels like a fever dream
Miz has a stronger grasp on cooking than chance but regardless they’re both up in the sky
Mizkif never fails to disappoint❤️
cowchop keeps living rent-free in everyone's mind and I love it
why do i feel like i could easily do a cooking stream lol, watching this makes me feel proud on how to cook basic meals and do basic kitchen necessities. watching soda dump the pasta was hilarious just seeing how something so easy made difficult lol
I fell like I’m watching Worst Cooks in America OTK edition
Dude as someone that loves cooking and barbecuing, this hurts… but chance struggling with even boiling water is funny af
This was a real confidence boost
the streets of rage music at the end Pog
this is my favorite nick and malena vid
this entire video hurts the depths of my soul in a way nothing else ever has
Mizz really hit that floss
How the fuck do you not know what boiling water looks like
chance is right about the water, get a whole house filter for iron chlorine and flouride and a RO system for drinking water