English and Haryanvi Stand Up Comedy - By Vijay Yadav

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
  • #StandUpComedy #CanvasLaughClub #Comedy #vjydv
    Credits -
    Music - "RUclips se Free waala Music Track"
    Fir bhi sunna hai to "Behind Closed Doors" and "Tarantula"
    Connect on
    Facebook - / vjcomedy
    Instagram - @vj_ydv
    snapchat - @vjydv
    twitter - @inceptionwa
    Location - Canvas Laugh Club, Gurgaon.
    Open Spot - Designation for comedians who are doing good in comedy and are given chance in Shows.
    Dekho Tension nahi hai koi Zindagi mein. Sab mast chal raha hai. Baaki tum dekh hi loge aane waale time mein, kya hota hai.

Комментарии • 913

  • @vijayyadavcomedy
    @vijayyadavcomedy  5 лет назад +348

    Thanks for the overwhelming love.
    Follow my life journey: bit.ly/instagram_vj_ydv

  • @divyahatti9765
    @divyahatti9765 5 лет назад +109

    I m South Indian ... Jab me pehli bar hariyanvi friend se baat kari to me dar gayi thi...Ye mutse kuch puch rahe h ya fir dhamka rahe h😂 fir pata chala ki ye baat hi aise karte h😂😂 now we r a very good friends 🙂 dil k ache hote h😊

    • @strat408
      @strat408 3 года назад +5

      They are usually from south haryana , their accent is mixed with Rajasthani accent .. i feel the same Being from north haryana

    • @rjpanchal4875
      @rjpanchal4875 3 года назад +3

      Aavaj Upar Nicha ho sakta ha lekin dil ka to acha he hota ha ham❤❤

    • @shaivyasrivastava4217
      @shaivyasrivastava4217 Год назад

      Yah...dil k ache hote hain 👍

    • @sagarsharma1399
      @sagarsharma1399 Год назад +1

      Madam kde aao tham bhi haryana me bera pattega thmne bhi haryana k chij ss

    • @ArunkuahwahArunkuahwah
      @ArunkuahwahArunkuahwah Год назад

      Me vi 2 sal rha South Indian me kha se ho tum

  • @kathrinekathy7802
    @kathrinekathy7802 4 года назад +236

    That lady oh my God..she's laughing like the last comedy show of her life!!

    • @sanika8025
      @sanika8025 3 года назад

      😂😂

    • @avish4421
      @avish4421 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @avnitrivedi2000
      @avnitrivedi2000 3 года назад +3

      She was having a good day!!
      Ajkl bahut kam hi log haste hai.. openly.. I'm happy for her 😌

    • @chetnathapliyal9876
      @chetnathapliyal9876 2 года назад +1

      Mai bhi ese he hasti hun because why not we don't know the next second we can die aur maine to dekha hua hai apne samne logon ko marte hue just a second before mere saath ache bhale baten kari then next second sidha deadth kuch pata nahi chalta yaar

    • @chetnathapliyal9876
      @chetnathapliyal9876 2 года назад

      Mai bhi ese he hasti hun because why not we don't know the next second we can die aur maine to dekha hua hai apne samne logon ko marte hue just a second before mere saath ache bhale baten kari then next second sidha deadth kuch pata nahi chalta yaar

  • @dhananjaypradhan3358
    @dhananjaypradhan3358 4 года назад +178

    I doubt ARCHANA was also there..

  • @vanshikaimani6465
    @vanshikaimani6465 6 лет назад +67

    That "navratre me kanjjak" cracked me up 😂😂

  • @soumisarkar7046
    @soumisarkar7046 6 лет назад +302

    Bande ki hasi pr hi hasi aa jay😂😂😂 he is so cute aur yr... Haryanvi dialect!

  • @niharika7631
    @niharika7631 5 лет назад +383

    I love how everyone went silent at oxymoron! 😂😂😂
    "Zada hogayi english! "😂😂

    • @udaydahiya7454
      @udaydahiya7454 5 лет назад +8

      I listen to panic at the disco, Billie eilish, Troye Sivan etc etc, but at the same time, I also love these stand ups. They're literally at the opposite ends of the spectrum. It amazes me how there are so many people that can laugh at and love the same thing.

    • @niharika7631
      @niharika7631 5 лет назад +11

      Ayee same here man.. I listen to all of those artists as well but this is something different you know and I guess people enjoy it because its relatable. Plus why not there are a lot of indians who do their standup routine in hindi and they are pretty good!

    • @skumar3670
      @skumar3670 5 лет назад +1

      Haryanvi English yaar

    • @maynknegi
      @maynknegi 4 года назад

      @@niharika7631 just Khalid things. 🙄

    • @mrinalchoudhury4966
      @mrinalchoudhury4966 3 года назад +1

      Hey girl what's ur full name

  • @chaudharyHR10
    @chaudharyHR10 3 года назад +10

    Title:-जाटों के बिना किसने पानीपत जीते 👑
    भरतपुर से चली थी रियासत हमारी
    डीघ(राजस्थान) में थी राजधानी बडी़ प्यारी
    महान सूरजमल ❤️ था राजा हमारा
    जिसे मानते है जाट कौम में सबसे प्यारा
    रोहतक से लेकर जयपुर तक था सीमा विस्तार
    दिल्ली जीत के भी छोड़ आया था वो यारों का था यार
    आगरा, गुडगांव, अलीगढ़, रेवाड़ी और था बुलंदशहर भी हमारा
    मेरठ,धौलपुर, ग्वालियर में भी लहराता था झंडा बड़ा प्यारा
    भरतपुर में भी स्थापित हुआ था एक अजब लौह स्तंभ
    जब दिल्ली जीतकर 1753 में तोड़ दिए थे हमनें सबके भ्रम
    1707 में लिया था गजब शूरवीर सूरजमल ने जन्म
    घायल मराठों को भी मिली थी 1761 में भरतपुर में शरण
    महज 56 साल की जिंदगी थी सम्राट सूरजमल की सारी
    1763 में आंखों से ओझल हो गई थी ये चिंगारी
    राजपूतों की साख बचाकर भी दिखाई उसने समझदारी
    जब छीन लाए दिल्ली से वापिस चितौड़गढ़ किले का राजपूति अष्टधातु गेट पुराना
    पानीपत की तीसरी लड़ाई में छिपा हमारी वीरता का अफसाना
    मुगल, मराठे और फिरंगियों ने भी माना था लोहा हमारा
    जब लाख कोशिशों पर भी टूटा नहीं एशिया का सबसे मजबूत भरतपुर किला हमारा
    करो कभी जाट सल्तनत भरतपुर दर्शन का प्रयास
    आप समझोगे कैसा स्वर्णिम रहा हमारा इतिहास
    ये जो सुनते हो ना लोगों के मुंह से अक्सर इतिहास के छींटे
    किसी ने गलत नहीं कहा जाटों के बिना किसने पानीपत जीते
    Dahiya✍️
    प्रेरणास्रोत: | स्व. दादा जी |🙏

  • @ishansharma4340
    @ishansharma4340 6 лет назад +226

    Irony of the video is he is very good in english ...nice job man...you re in my list.....

  • @beactivebehappy9894
    @beactivebehappy9894 5 лет назад +71

    0:28 even our English teacher's name is Satbir.
    P. S. She is a lady teacher
    You know the confusion with Punjabi names where they sometimes mismatch the genders with names.

    • @gurbanimehar4239
      @gurbanimehar4239 5 лет назад

      Shut up waha equality hoti hai jo boy ka name hai wo girl ka vi ho skta hai yeh h equality Sikhism me

    • @simarpreetkaur2344
      @simarpreetkaur2344 5 лет назад

      Tujhe kya dikkt hogye fr

  • @AvneetKaur-ow7vj
    @AvneetKaur-ow7vj 5 лет назад +163

    My grandma has done PhD in English College se pehle vo bhi esehi karti thi conversation going on someone's kid joined kg my Dadi replies ohh he is a playboy😂😂😂

  • @namanjain7799
    @namanjain7799 3 года назад +22

    Under rated comedian
    U r best bro💪🏻💪🏻❤️

  • @pranshushaw3069
    @pranshushaw3069 6 лет назад +308

    King of chivalry is Daya from cid

  • @zoyaaqeel2834
    @zoyaaqeel2834 5 лет назад +281

    I think that girl in the audience surely has a crush on u ...thats why she was laughing so hard on ur little /small joke!😒

    • @royalboy6478
      @royalboy6478 5 лет назад +26

      No, she is expert in dry drugs.

    • @iftikaraliahmed24
      @iftikaraliahmed24 4 года назад +2

      She is high

    • @zoyaaqeel2834
      @zoyaaqeel2834 4 года назад

      @Being Anonymous to ismain gaaliyan dene wali konsi baat hai?

    • @zoyaaqeel2834
      @zoyaaqeel2834 4 года назад

      @Being Anonymous oh acha meme tha...phir thk hai:p

    • @zoyaaqeel2834
      @zoyaaqeel2834 4 года назад

      @Being Anonymous acha bhae maaf kro...

  • @a-jsharma4421
    @a-jsharma4421 6 лет назад +369

    Bzt wz @2:50 grl ask :-why r u on tindr??...boy replied..."Navratre m kanjak baithani h😂😂😂👌🏻

    • @prashantkumawat9296
      @prashantkumawat9296 6 лет назад +2

      A-Jay Sharma ...bhai plzz explain..

    • @ashishpatil9584
      @ashishpatil9584 6 лет назад

      I didn't get it

    • @ManishJoshiIndia
      @ManishJoshiIndia 6 лет назад +51

      Kanzak is ' Little Gals' - invited on Navratra at home.....
      It's goddess inviting at home

    • @deepakdikha1625
      @deepakdikha1625 6 лет назад

      A-Jay Sharma nassss

    • @devilsadvocate4864
      @devilsadvocate4864 6 лет назад +5

      Dude that’s sarcastic at so many levels 🤣🤣
      Sharmaji thanks for the translation 👊

  • @nakshatrarao8157
    @nakshatrarao8157 3 года назад +17

    You're making Yadav community proud bro 🤪

  • @aditibhardwaj5918
    @aditibhardwaj5918 5 лет назад +7

    Navratre mai kanjak baithane hai😂😂😂...
    Your jokes r lit man😂😂

  • @vishalkumar-hu7gl
    @vishalkumar-hu7gl 6 лет назад +21

    I love haryanvi accents 💕

  • @abhishek22kool
    @abhishek22kool 6 лет назад +39

    Tinder for कंजक was 👌🔥

  • @anshjain8839
    @anshjain8839 6 лет назад +194

    Man you’re great, I’m from Sonepat. I can totally relate to all of this ❤️

  • @Zalkenn
    @Zalkenn 5 лет назад +18

    The way he says thoda sa is so cute.

  • @Fearless0063
    @Fearless0063 2 года назад +7

    That last 500 line probably is from Two and a half Men😂,
    Uncle Charlie the legend himself 😂😂

    • @VivekSingh-ts1ec
      @VivekSingh-ts1ec 2 года назад

      😂😂yes from the very first episode when Jake asks money for using curse words

  • @devanshjuneja8082
    @devanshjuneja8082 6 лет назад +84

    Julab-e-Tharoor 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌

  • @PD-gs4tt
    @PD-gs4tt 6 лет назад +28

    Sahi jokes. Dhaasu delivery (because Jaat bhai). Tu comedy badhia kar raha hai bro. Keep it up.

  • @inshakhan6194
    @inshakhan6194 5 лет назад +193

    She literally don't know the way to laugh😂😂😂😂😂

    • @skumar3670
      @skumar3670 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @royalboy6478
      @royalboy6478 5 лет назад +5

      She is expert in dry drugs.

    • @hmmza
      @hmmza 5 лет назад

      Paul Zz hasley bc 😑

  • @nikhil6204
    @nikhil6204 4 года назад +10

    THERE'S ALWAYS A DRUNK AUNTY WHO LAUGHS ON EVERYTHING

  • @aryanrao8659
    @aryanrao8659 3 года назад +24

    Haryanvi Rocks😂❤️

  • @kabirchoudhary1847
    @kabirchoudhary1847 6 лет назад +150

    Nailed it man ... Next biggest comedian in india ! Looks like my next favt. Comedian is you

  • @Poetry_in_the_peaks
    @Poetry_in_the_peaks 6 лет назад +111

    Khaap panchyat ka match 😬😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌😂😂😂😂🤦🤣

  • @ritikeshdutt
    @ritikeshdutt 6 лет назад +107

    chivalry .......vo jo ladkiyo ke sath hota....matlab vo nahi.......i died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • @deepikachopra1876
    @deepikachopra1876 5 лет назад +10

    I love u yr...for such an awesome comedy n making people laugh ...thanxxx a lot for making us laugh n happy...😍😍😄😄

  • @pkazad3444
    @pkazad3444 6 лет назад +7

    Haryana people are vry well behaved outside haryana,,,,

  • @neeturathi260
    @neeturathi260 4 года назад +4

    Haryana aalya ki baat a nyari hai😍 😎😎 #proudtobeharyanvi💪

  • @techunlimited5118
    @techunlimited5118 6 лет назад +189

    very Nice.This guy deserves a lot!! :))

  • @rupammittal641
    @rupammittal641 4 года назад +4

    He is gud as in haryanvi version of modern situations

  • @neerajdahiya592
    @neerajdahiya592 4 года назад +1

    Arey yo word tt mne bhi na pdhya aj tk...wah... great man😂🤣😂🤟😎

  • @aayushisharma3725
    @aayushisharma3725 6 лет назад +4

    Amazing amazing ....Vijay.....now I like hariyana,😎😎😎

  • @navjotrandhawa5890
    @navjotrandhawa5890 6 лет назад +16

    He deserves alot more

  • @smitapandey913
    @smitapandey913 5 лет назад +8

    Ur smile is killer Vijay 😊😊

  • @arpitkaushish4095
    @arpitkaushish4095 6 лет назад +5

    Shi khel gay bhai...love Haryana and our culture

  • @nehanegi5927
    @nehanegi5927 5 лет назад +24

    He is enjoying his own jokes 😂😂 oh my god

  • @user-db3fg1vb4p
    @user-db3fg1vb4p 6 лет назад +11

    Dude my father is also double M.A. in English itself ....😊😂😂

  • @AEDNEK
    @AEDNEK 6 лет назад +6

    Man, Haryanvi guys rock.

  • @sujankbball4124
    @sujankbball4124 6 лет назад +10

    the girls laughing in the background😂😂😂😂

  • @dr.khushboorandhawa3818
    @dr.khushboorandhawa3818 6 лет назад +6

    Loved your act vijay... Very funny. God bless you

  • @PoojaRani-to1mo
    @PoojaRani-to1mo 3 года назад +2

    Awwww so cute you are 🥰 I love your smile 😊

  • @paragnarang6159
    @paragnarang6159 6 лет назад +11

    amazing!! finally a good haryanvi comedian

  • @niharikabhatnagar7855
    @niharikabhatnagar7855 5 лет назад +23

    I literally like the way you talk and ur smile 😅

    • @mansirana3236
      @mansirana3236 5 лет назад

      TT copy of your website and the ho ho ho

  • @dOVERanalyst
    @dOVERanalyst 6 лет назад +11

    Very nice!! The beginning song is what I use in most of my videos. Lol.

  • @melfdes7022
    @melfdes7022 6 лет назад +7

    Ok dude I just love the way present yourself awesome... for the first time I have subscribed on you tube and that's you...

  • @achintya7861
    @achintya7861 6 лет назад +3

    I liked your standup before vipul goyal's show in gurgaon..you're hillarious

  • @moniadixit28
    @moniadixit28 6 лет назад +3

    Bhai expressions shi hain ekdm comedy wale😅
    Ban jayegi baat...lage raho👍

  • @alashwin
    @alashwin 6 лет назад +6

    As always, there ll be one girl in the audience laughing like there is no tomorrow

  • @varun_sandhu
    @varun_sandhu 2 года назад +2

    Love from JATs.... ❣️❣️

  • @PoojaVerma-hm9qk
    @PoojaVerma-hm9qk 6 лет назад +70

    navratre me kanjak😂😂😂😂

    • @karanushree97
      @karanushree97 5 лет назад +1

      Can you Please tell me the meaning of kanjak

    • @abcxyz4238
      @abcxyz4238 5 лет назад +5

      @@karanushree97 navratre Mai choti ladkio KO Ghar pe bula KR Khana khilate hai

  • @jashajain8372
    @jashajain8372 5 лет назад +2

    Jam - bread jam
    Jaam - 🍻🍺🍷🍸🍶
    😆😆😆🔥🔥

  • @dhruvkadan7484
    @dhruvkadan7484 4 года назад +12

    Jaat english speaking center 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • @nikhilh2-04
    @nikhilh2-04 6 лет назад +2

    Bhai kasam se maza agaya.navratri me kanjak bhitani hai.it's too good.😂😂😂😘😘Bhai or video

  • @nffrincekumar2053
    @nffrincekumar2053 4 года назад +3

    GOD BLESS YOU ALL 🙏
    BEAUTIFUL SOULS 💕

  • @kavisaini8675
    @kavisaini8675 3 года назад +2

    3:00 navratro m kanjk bethani h😂😂😂😂

  • @abhishekchaudhary9596
    @abhishekchaudhary9596 6 лет назад +9

    Awesome man! Killed it❤️

  • @GhanchakkarVideos
    @GhanchakkarVideos 6 лет назад +1

    Bhai super duper yaar..mja aa gya..u r unstoppable nd unbeatable..

  • @smitgaikwad2904
    @smitgaikwad2904 4 года назад +6

    Chivalry - first I thought the knights Noble system
    Then it came to me(the real meaning now)

    • @yashvisharma5557
      @yashvisharma5557 4 года назад

      What's real meaning??? 😴😴😴i still couldn't understand 😴😴

    • @smitgaikwad2904
      @smitgaikwad2904 4 года назад +1

      @@yashvisharma5557 it is when a peasant is risen to a higher level of nobility example in movies they show (usually) a peasant swordmen to a knight. In movies they show the sword tap on should when a queen give a chivalry as a gesture of greatness. Now it's basically guys doing stuff for girls, like opening the door for your girl or giving your date the last bite of food.

    • @yashvisharma5557
      @yashvisharma5557 4 года назад

      @@smitgaikwad2904 😆😆...
      Thnks dude

    • @smitgaikwad2904
      @smitgaikwad2904 4 года назад

      @@yashvisharma5557 no problem

  • @pratibhachaudhary3607
    @pratibhachaudhary3607 6 лет назад +4

    Hey dude ur voice just awesome...😍

  • @urbanproductions5584
    @urbanproductions5584 5 лет назад +6

    He has that lit swag.🔥🔥🔥✔

  • @alpha2664
    @alpha2664 6 лет назад +1

    Bhai navratra pe kanjak bulani hai🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂 bohot Acha tha yarrr

  • @miradwivedi8288
    @miradwivedi8288 5 лет назад +6

    Haan thoda sa to hai....!! 🤣😂

  • @smrutiranjanhota5776
    @smrutiranjanhota5776 4 года назад +3

    I unconditionally love this guy.....best stand up comedian

  • @anamikaseth9695
    @anamikaseth9695 6 лет назад +3

    Oxymoron means two opposite words side by side like seriously funny

  • @anushkapatel2443
    @anushkapatel2443 4 года назад +8

    who is that person in audience - one of the reason for laugh

  • @sunnygogna5097
    @sunnygogna5097 5 лет назад +5

    I feel as either someone stole your material or something cuz I've heard this whole thing before. Nevertheless, it was a good skit. Thanks🙏

  • @dimplegaur1432
    @dimplegaur1432 5 лет назад +10

    Yeah man.. You nailed it. 😘😘
    But somewhere uh insulted teacher... ☹☹🙁🙁😔

  • @monalisafrancis2289
    @monalisafrancis2289 6 лет назад +5

    Chivalry mae bs darwaza kholna hota h😂😂

  • @BuddhamSarnamGachchami
    @BuddhamSarnamGachchami 6 лет назад +6

    Its Mind blowing, Man!

  • @aditikumari7958
    @aditikumari7958 6 лет назад +31

    Navratre one😂😂😂👌👌

  • @aakashrajput2304
    @aakashrajput2304 3 года назад +1

    Still loving ❤ 2021

  • @yashpalsingh473
    @yashpalsingh473 4 года назад +3

    When your dad says give me saas 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MohitSharma-tv3tz
    @MohitSharma-tv3tz 6 лет назад +2

    awesome..deserve standing ovation

  • @jhilmil1401
    @jhilmil1401 6 лет назад +524

    Ye kon pagal has rhi hai

  • @shrutizurange7942
    @shrutizurange7942 6 лет назад +2

    Awesome...... 😂 😂 😂

  • @hemantnaidu
    @hemantnaidu 3 года назад +3

    I'm not here for hookups, I'm here for ghaps ghaps 🤣

  • @roniicamiin9423
    @roniicamiin9423 6 лет назад +3

    Bhai .. haryanvi .. awsum ... bro love it ..exited for New Video

  • @btslife5303
    @btslife5303 6 лет назад +4

    This is damn good.

  • @jashajain8372
    @jashajain8372 5 лет назад +4

    End part epic 🔥🔥

  • @jaatboy871
    @jaatboy871 4 года назад +3

    Jaat English center 😂😂🙏🏼
    Let's fly Scorpio 🤘

  • @enticing_stories
    @enticing_stories 5 лет назад +3

    Awsm....but I love Haryana & Haryanvi

  • @noharim
    @noharim 6 лет назад +4

    I was waiting for the next video!

  • @shikshashaw642
    @shikshashaw642 5 лет назад +3

    😍😍You are soooo gooood❤️

  • @asimkhan-vl3ms
    @asimkhan-vl3ms 6 лет назад +6

    bhai ka flow ❤❤❤

  • @orbitorbit754
    @orbitorbit754 4 года назад +1

    I just downloaded the shazam, played this video. The best match was ' drunk girl in a Stand Up Video '.

  • @harshikamehra2278
    @harshikamehra2278 5 лет назад +17

    M enjoying comments more than video 😂😂
    #background chudail #mata #etc.😂

  • @happyrao0007
    @happyrao0007 3 года назад +9

    Yadav and haryana Are love ❤❤🔥🔥🔥

  • @dantheman64
    @dantheman64 4 года назад +161

    There's always a drunk girl who's sound is annoying in every comedy videos.

    • @maynknegi
      @maynknegi 4 года назад

      That's not sure its a girl 🙄

    • @deadlox.d
      @deadlox.d 4 года назад +2

      @@maynknegi bro it's a high pitched voice and it's a girl's voice for sure

    • @sanjeebchowdhury1057
      @sanjeebchowdhury1057 4 года назад

      Oh yes bro , I have also noticed the same thing .

  • @nupurchauhan7382
    @nupurchauhan7382 4 года назад +1

    Too good 👍👍

  • @RohitRajpoot
    @RohitRajpoot 6 лет назад +3

    Great sense of humor

  • @NavneetYadav31
    @NavneetYadav31 5 лет назад +2

    Love you brother from bihar

  • @mithleshchandra2920
    @mithleshchandra2920 6 лет назад +3

    bhai u r the next good comedian..

  • @shahkerali
    @shahkerali 4 года назад +1

    I have learn a kirrak word, julab e throor..😆😆😆😆

  • @anmolyadav3394
    @anmolyadav3394 6 лет назад +6

    Bhai I m great fan of urs

  • @mufaddal8651
    @mufaddal8651 6 лет назад +1

    @4.20 best part awesome..... 😂😂