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The Hardcore Cookie Clicker Experience
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- Published on Apr 20, 2026
- Play Hardcore Cookie Clicker: / discord
IMPORTANT: This game has been updated since the making of the video, there's some changes, and you don't HAVE to play in unshackled decay mode...
Discord: / discord
Patreon: / 45thdragoon
Music:
Intro: • Navras
The reckoning: • Bury The Rumbling Song...
Fthof: • Massacre
Soulless 5: • Soulless 5 Orchestral ...
Spearow: • (Unofficial Remake) Po...
Time will tell: • Odyssey - Time Will Tell
Calamity(subtle foreshadowing) music:
• Terraria Calamity Mod ...
• Terraria Calamity Mod ...
• Terraria Calamity Mod ...
Fast Piano: • Fast Piano Compilation...
Solo Cello: • Solo Cello Passion - D...
Medieval: • Medieval Song Village ...
Synth Horror: • ♩♫ Epic Horror Synth T...
Tocatta: • Toccata and Fugue in D...
Vivaldi: • The Four Seasons - Sum...
Olympus: • ♩♫ Epic and Dramatic T...
God shattering star: • Video
Destati: • kingdom hearts orchest...
16 bit: • 16 Bit Game Music 🕹️ N...
8-bit cool: • AdhesiveWombat - Night...
Paganini: • Paganini. Caprice N. 2...
300 Violins: • 300 Violin Orchestra F...
Hooky with Sloane: • Hooky with Sloane - Bi...
Dvorak remix: • Dvorak - Symphony n°9 ...
Do a pushup every time I say "cookie". Link to game here: discord.gg/Ae2njxT4Tx
make sure to be nice in the server
cookieclysm advertisement
@yeetdragon2413 shut up
cookieclysm is based
@hellopersoniguess8419 no
unfortunatelly i forgot to pause the youtube video and it suffered decay so now im at -175669:45 in the video and am currently watching a playback of Dragoons youth
Let it paused for a little longer and tell us how the universe was born
Did you find out who took his sparkly pen?
Say hi to dra-oon for me
@underrated1524 ask about dra-ℵ∞oon
a quite original comment, what a surprise
i love how in the last few seconds all of his character growth throughout the entire video instantly vanishes
Like a cartoon character learning the same lesson over and over again
He experienced character growth decay
Nah nah nah. Approving of save-scumming IS Decay, by avoiding using it he experienced character growth by being able to stick to his guns.
peak pfp.
Helping dragoon to buy a new sparkly pen
OR, Helping dragoon buy a ticket to Vatican city so he can steal the pope's hat
4:20:00
Part where he gets his pen
I was the kid that stole his sparkly pen
@SuperBro_80 BRUH
Imma steal your sparkly pen next @Slayerslug
Dragoon really takes his "THERE IS NO TOMMOROW" motto real good, now I'm enlighten by his cookie kaizo video and will pursue on my journey..
@MinkleCrow THERE IS TRULY NO TOMMOROW, THERE IS ONLY TODAY!
@MinkleCrow THERE IS NO TOMMOROW
It feels so odd to see dragoon be so good at the game. Clearly he absorbed part of the essence of Morgan upon defeating him.
Part 20 of giving Dragoon money every Video until he has enough money so he can buy a plane ticket to Vatican City so he can steal the pope's hat
The pope has been up-ing his defenses with automated turrents, good luck dragoon
The pope is shaking in his boots
What if dragoon was actually James Bond in disguise and the next movie with James Bond is gonna be about him stealing the pope’s hat
I need to start doing this lmao
He’s lucky he beat your challenge. This funding helps him a lot.
I invented time travel to already have watched the video and I can tell that I didn’t expect the plot twist at the end. Vera nice video over all.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh 🙃 Vera
@ upsi typo 🙃
I read the typo as Borat. I don’t know how to feel about that.
@Mikustan39 you should feel dyslexic
@Mikustan39 bro same and i think its because i introdused Borat to my friend the other day we are both 15 btw... Im sure its fine for our impressionable young brains lol
The fact he didnt get all achievments in kaizo cookie gives me PHYSICAL pain
I have played this and I can tell you its a pain
there is no evil more than yours (apart from a few)
Bro is not morgan ellis
"-in my cookie domain
they call me vera in
in your heart to strike terror
this flow i maintain drain plain
lame brain cocaine again
in my champagna as a pregame
so that your name will not remain
cause youre dead" -vera cookie clicker 2023
@madmawell6430it’s a joke lil bro
27:58 is my least favourite part (masterpieces should not end)
incomprehensible
Glaze
No glaze all facts@amotoz
No incomprehensible
All facts@amotoz
I didn’t like 57:32
cornball
I love how Dragoon always makes videos of the games he plays look like movies, even if the game isn’t that crazy. But, I’m not complaining, I love it.
agreed
Cookie clicker IS that crazy
Hello Dragoon, its me Morgan Ellis's cousin, he was sent into a coma from watching 0.1seconds of this video, please stop making mistakes before he wakes up or he may invent time travel to make mistakes never exist including you
Oh no. It's Brock Ellis. You reached Morgan ITS techniques
prepare to be used as meme in 264 videos
@LevejmenRETRO I'm prepared
@brock1891 i hope dragoon ads you to the canonical lore
A wild Ellis Morgan appears!
Bonus part of giving dragoon money for one video so he can buy an interdimensional ticket so he can manifestate inside of pope, killing him in the process making HIM THE POPE.(this way he steals i think, didn't done the calculation so not sure).
it worked
@ari1037xxcrazy but RIP the pope.
I have been playing cookie clicker nonstop all night, this upload has confirmed dragoon is spying on me. Will look into this further.
any news on that?
Im sending a crew to assist
"The Stock Market is useless"
This guy really gets it
0:00 absolute Cinema
Real
✋🗿✋ ABOSOLUT CRIMINAL 🔥
シネマ？？？？
18:23 RIP pen :(
Watching dragoon somehow making active contents out of idle games gave me physical enlightenment
physical pain moment
This gameplay here is not of an idle game
Dragoon should never retire from RUclips
I want my great great grandkids to watch him in a post-apocalyptic world ruled by Vera and Morgan
Love the doom music in memory of the Juicy Queen beet
Using Calamity music and then calling it subtle foreshadowing in the description excited me immensely
he's back, and i had time to a start cookie clicker save get 90% of the achieves and than lose it all because i cleared my search history.
Im not sorry for you if needed to "clear your search history "
@mrbanana7110 don’t act like you haven’t asked one too many stupid questions at times
Should have occasionally backed up a copy of the save
doesnt the game have a steam port?
thats why you buy it on steam you cheapbuck
This is the best channel on youtube.
The sheer insanity this man goes through in every video is so amazing to watch lmao.
Finally, more cookie clicker content, we have been waiting 73,000 years for this😊
4:28 gojo explaining to toji what’s happening infront of him
I'm so glad you were able to successfully make the transition from Hypixel Skyblock because this content is peak and I don't want to think of a world without it.
that callout to the blue dog put a smile on my face
"if that blue dog did not give up, neither will I!" Is not a reference I expected. You are an absolute legend!
19:58 BERRY DELIGHT DEEP WITHIIIN!!🗣️🍓🔥🍰🔥🔥
12:36 why did bro randomly mention the blue dog 😭😂🙏
I didnt understand that until I finally did some damn research lol
@Waaalls-z2osame
One must imagine dragoon happy
Save scumming is just time traveling if you think about it
This guy literally finds every possible way to play cookie clicker and I'm all here for it
7:15 he doesn't know the sacred art of rake strumming.
It wouldn't have worked better than what he did.
27:39 Roar of the Jungle Dragon flashbang
You being friends with the grandmas for 1 week caused me physical pain
I just want to remark that this video was #16 on trending for gaming, as of right now, 21 hours after the video released. Dragoon is finally getting some recognition
Patiently waiting two years for dragoon's sugarlumps to grow in vanilla cookie clicker so I can witness him getting all achievements when I'm sixty years old
19:05 he clearly forgot that he won a nobel prize for discovering the pause button
this video gave me nuclear pain for 10000000 years
Day 1 of helping The T helping dragoon to get enough money to buy a ticket to vatican city to steal the popes hat
Thank you, the plan is all coming together
I hope you're rich because you do not need to give me this much money but thank you
anything for the pope's hat 🫡
This popes hat joke was around for a very long time so now we must steal it
Now there is a new pope soon...
Love the reference to the video about that blue dog winning a race
this video is so good that it almost stopped my burning rage. 🤣
27:38 Roar of the Jungle Dragon 🔥
The fact that you didn’t get enough heavenly chips to ascend in your first attempt causes me actual PHYSICAL PAIN
lol
Donation for stealing the popes hat
14:56 Well if you say so
Or maybe kaizo changed how to get click frenzy?
@wriff2nd it did?
It's a spell that summons a gold cookie at the cost of mana in the wizard tower minigame
FTHOF is the shortening of its name "Force the Hand of Fate"
Now you don't have to dislike!
@SalahMohamed-v5f9months late guess I'll like
Eating 50000 cookies in a second causes me physical pain
Watching you fail to finish the challenge in less than 0.1sec sent me into a rage induced coma.
I will ignore your failure this time, but you better not disappoint me again.
2:40 Stained Brutal Calamity jumpscare
Always remember
There is no tomorrow.
26:22 and look where that brought you. Back to me
Dragoon playing cookie cliker to wait till he can finish cookie cliker (sugar plums be dammend)
it’s been 7 months, and i’m still watching this guy
00:00 to 27:59 is absolute cinema
I think I'm about to bust
but everything past 28:00 is bad
27:58
@SammmmTa if 00:00 doesn't work
00:01 will
ok bot
27:30 Calamity music 🔥
My favorite storyteller is posting again. Thank you!
The mind cometh before the cookie but the cookie remained after the mind. Verily, my child an endless eternity of cookie clicking thou shalt become. - Vera, Book of Decay
12:37 blue dog mention ???
It sad that the majority of the Z and A wont know OoT and MM
25 years will never stop dragoon
LETS GO BLUE DOG 💯💯💯
Majoras mask mention gives me lots of dopamine
BLUE DOG 🗣🗣
Just remember that other people's saves are their own, they can do what they want with it.
unreleased mod becomes mainstream real
wohoo
lmaoooo
Whats thatm
bro commented a month before the video existed 💀
have fun getting 900 youtube notifications
me and my friend say dragoon is the worst bad word and we said it to my music teacher
25:28 So glad someone else knows about Souless 5 Orchestral
12:35 BLUE DOG MENTIONED POG
👋 hey 👋 Dragoon I have been waiting for this video of you suffering for our entertainment 😊
Me listening the the Calamity OST 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈 ( I'm fucking ascending)
WHERE IS THE NEXT CELESTE VIDEO!
20:00 Bury the Light fits perfectly here.
13:04 I recognize this music... Not as gothic dark however... the duchess?
25:48 soulless 5 in cookie clicker is something that i never imagined i would need
I love watching you play cookie clicker. As somebody that’s already 100% completed cookie clicker I can’t stop myself from coming back to it. It’s like a magnet that keeps pulling me in.
Thats adiction my guy
the cookie clicker series will forever be my favorite from dragoon
22:14 nah i play lbr and use scientific denomination, so decillion is 1e33 for those uninformed
This feels like Micro the game.
here at 999k views
it’s time.
He makes this bland game really really interesting, all of his cookie clicker videos are bangers 😂
0:41 MrBallen Ahh music
hehehe
Lol
the calamitas theme at the end 🔥🔥
As a buyer of the dragoon desk mat I would like to say that it is still in perfect condition and I love it very much
Same
@Dragoon45 bro bought a deskmat from himself
@ truly the highest quality
babe wake up new video by the only creator worth watching about the best game known to man just dropped
How dare youtube hide this from me for 3 hours.
You know Dragoon in all seriousness whenever you upload a video it put smile on my face i can forget about all the stressed around me
10/10 really good video, thank you dragoon. Might even try cookie clicker myself...
Btw he said "Cookie" 265 times ;)
Brother.. get a life
@ɲil he got a life now
Bro played Time Will Tell, one of my favorite Eurobeat song. W
"So I wiped my account." And I was looking like: "HE DID WHAT??? >:O"
Not his main save, the mod automatically gives you a save slot for it, removing the mod gives back your vanilla save and reloading the mod puts you on the Kaizo save
I really watched a man talk about cookies fore 27min and 58 sec and I enjoyed it
Does anyone know what the song at 0:40 is?
Something Wicked - Epic Synth Horror Trailer Music
Oh look! A new Dragoon video on cookie clicker! I can’t wait to see how he builds on his progre- *”So I wiped my save file and started over”*
Dragoon when he discovers auto clicker:
He restarted his trevigintillion achievement because of an autoclicker, go watch his videos and read the lore
idk if I should take this as an excuse to play kaizo or smth
Yoooo limes no way i see you here !!! Im gotlib !
Lets play chess
2 weeks ago but an hour ago?
Did dragoon broke the laws of physics by just doing cookie clicker?
He just got purity to make the video fresher, commented, then lost the purity
Awesome video, looking forward to the next one!
Good video.
where did you come from
@Limes-y5u You would be the one to know.
These videos are always just great
crazy
literally ad for this mod
Dragoon is the main reason this game still gets updates to keep him playing.
calamity music😀
insane video
The video release a few minutes ago how
@Ice_elite it probably was Release really for people with membership
@KeineEmpfehlung built different
5:26 are you sure it says click?
Wdym
It clearly does