I Filmed Myself Watching The Alt Right Dogs Trailer
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- People kept linking me this asking me to watch it so I set up a camera and did that. And then I watched it again and read some blogs.
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oh my god, what if the picture is off center because it's ALLIGNED TO THE RIGHT!?
Christ this is depressing
But it was clearly supposed to be centered, and was misaligned. It just looks unappealing otherwise, and is very poorly made either way.
No way they'd think of that... Although, they'd probably think of that over getting a tripod
I come to youtube so I can find this kind of coments. Thank you for this one!
Shifting the picture to the RIGHT was clearly a masterful artistic decision, you ignorants!!!
This is some Citizen-Kane-level arthouse shit!!!
x´DD
Every frame a painting indeed
Are they suggesting that one of them is an undercover SJW?
Oh fuck, that'd be fantastic. Imagine the drama. The intrigue.
yeah, the imageboards where gamergate still hangs out and discusses tactics is full of people who think sargon of akkad is an undercover SJW. Stupid of me to not have screencapped that. would be funny.
They've likely all been accused of it already.
Didn't you know? Davis' testosterone cream is actually _estrogen_ cream with a fake label. This is so that he can destroy the white race by turning them into the most decadent skulls since the fall of Rome.
Llamamall I must test this. For...science.
are you honestly surprised the alt right don't have friends or know what a tripod is?
>alt right
>friends
pick one
>using dank maymay arrows whilst complaining about the Alt-Right
WEW LAD
but I thought cultural appropriation wasn't real
Hey scary bogeyman google, what counts as culture?
"cul·ture
1.
the arts and other manifestations of human intellectual achievement regarded collectively."
Hm... maybe that's too high of a goal to reach. Anything else?
"2.
Biology
the cultivation of bacteria, tissue cells, etc., in an artificial medium containing nutrients."
Oh okay, fair enough.
***** Yeah sure it's fun for you to go dressed as a native american, but for us it can be belittling and sad that our culture is just a costume to you... The privileged can't decide what is and isn't oppression.
Wait... didn´t the characters in Reservoir Dogs betray and kill each other?
that's pretty much the Alt-right/ skeptic community. they'll slowly turn on each other the moment they realize they hate each other
@Delta Romeo pretty much :/
@Delta Romeo I think the main difference is that people on the left, while we may have different agendas depending on what demographic we fall into, are generally able to get along - we might place some issues as more important than others, but overall, we're not too bad with each other.
The right, however, are heavily unified against the left, but pretty much only out of rampant, blind hatred - the result is that most of their actions can easily constitute a hate-filled circlejerk, because none of their ideologies are based around improving their own lot in life, but around screwing over a bunch of other people.
@@DeadmanWalking789 probably ir was Taken out of context, but there was a video of a woman who claim that no black man can Say anything about opression if he has not first read the wittings of black women...
It's like farm rebellion, we are all equal but some are more equal than others.
We can but hope
I’m watching this again three+ years later because while the relevance of these nerds has faded, hbomb’s gleefully incredulous chuckle is eternal
... and adorkable. I love Hbomb. He's awesome, funny and precious.
you love to see it
Same. I forgot what pathetic losers the alt right were as individuals, and this made their 2020 downfall seem all the more inevitable
@@redundantqwail9088 Did aomething particular happen? I have not really bothered keeping tabs on them
@@blitzburn2871 The simple answer is...people are forgetting about them
This "trailer" was so low energy I thought they were Jeb Bush supporters
JEB!
the "trailer" was so low energy I thought that it was the intro to the trailer
Replace this with Biden supporters now lol
@@Turt3752 I don't get it
@@Turt3752 well, Acer this did not age well for you seeing as how it was the biggest election turnout of all time
Can't believe they missed the opportunity to call it "Resevoir Frogs".
Also, nice Thinkpad!
I think the black space on the left of the shot is where they were going to photoshop in a Pepe the Frog meme.
Nah, you guys are just missing the symbolism of having the frame on the right. This is next-level depth. True cinematic mastery.
Truly the next Kubrick
Ryan McLaren they're so far right they dont want to be on the left of the frame!
I’m beginning to think these people aren’t all that bright...
You put more effort into your sonic costume than they did for the intro.
That's unfair. Do you have any idea how hard it is for Matt Forney to move around? Dude's about 70% cheesedoodle-gut.
Probably Matt Furniss
@@BrotherAlpha I thought you were exaggerating, then I saw these things written by him:
mattforney.com/feminists-want-men-rape/
mattforney.com/husband-rapist/
The man is, without exaggeration, entirely pro-rape. How do people like this even exist?
"Benjamin repeatedly invaded Alt-Right spaces, only to dominate the conversation [...]"
Oh really.
You mean like
those...
SAFE SPACES you hate so much?
Isn't Ben just being an alpha male? Maybe the rest of 'em should get some more testosterone cream.
Dun dun dun dun!
Alt right club
There’s an SJW among us
Ding ding ding ding
Ding ding ding; dingdingding
Watching this over 4 years later happy that I have never heard of any of these people which means I must have made some correct decisions in life.
Not being as bad as any of these asshats still leaves a lot of room to be a complete fuck-up, though. Not as complete as these, but still...
Until my 18 I never heard of ben shapiro or musk so yeah
@@miccharacter.coomiebully6707ignorance really is bliss, wow
"why couldn't they find a friend to hold the camera for them" Because then you'd get an introduction to 6 people and 5 of them would be in the shot.
dusty48 their friend could be somebody who isn't on the internet or doesn't want to be a figure in the alt right. You know. Like a normal friend.
@@melancholics_7808 i don't think they have someone like that. Their only option is probably hiring a kid who would hold the camera for 5 bucks, since they probably won't be able to get a real camera man to agree to this joke.
Capitalism is great, but if my product doesn't sell it's everybody else's fault but mine.
Going forward, I'm quoting this...in FACT, this can also be used as a retort to folks who think Cancel Culture has gone out of control, considering they're also the most likely to really like the notion of public discourse being a "marketplace of ideas."
@@mattpluzhnikov519 "The free market is the greatest thing ever!... Until it rejects my product, then there's something wrong with it!"
Reminds me of conservatives lol "the free market is wonderful until it no longer benefits me".
Capitalism is a mistake that causes needless suffering.
Comedy's great, but if no one laughs at my jokes then the audience is wrong.
"Why couldn't the alt-right dogs find a tripod? Or a friend?"
Dunno about the tripid, but for the second one, I think you answered your own question there buckaroo.
"I don't need a tripod, I AM a tripod" -- The Golden One, probably
"Why couldn't the Alt-Right Dogs find a friend to hold the camera for them?" Well I have one guess
This trailer is the saddest middle school bullshit I've ever seen
That's an insult to middle-schoolers. I'm pretty sure they could do better than these asshats.
I produced a shot-for-shot imitation of the Reservoir Dogs opening credits in grade 9 and it was pretty shit, but I didn't use stills, I paid for proper costuming, and miraculously did a better job editing it than these guys, despite only having Windows Movie Maker at my disposal.
BakehousePictures Holy shit, I did the exact same thing... except it was Romeo & Juliet themed.
How dare you?! I made better shorts than this back in middle school!
You paid for costuming? Something tells me you had a fairly privileged upbringing. Still I must not judge, just because someone had some money behind them in their youth doesn't mean they didn't have some demons to deal with.
Why is Karl selling Communist memorabilia if he is a conservative? I mean it's nice but I don't really understand.
cuz irony lol
Comrade Pierre Tru-Dank are we implying that Carl makes any sense?
Commulist memorabillia
Because it driiiives liberals craaaaazy!
@@Xondar11223344 Yeah nothing drives liberals quite as crazy as leftist imagery.
9:37 So they are like Reservoir Dogs. Everyone turns on each other and by the time the police get there everyone is dead, gone, or going to die.
Also, I'd add the Bride slamming the door on Buck's head to the Montage of "Tarantino films don't line up with alt-right rhetoric."
Who was gone? Mr. Pink was arrested.
@@Richard_is_cool pretty sure it's kept intentionally vague, he bumps into cops, whether he escapes, gets shot or arrested isn't shown. Videogame has three possible endings AFAIK.
@@KasumiRINATIL there's a reservoir dogs video game
I am willing to bet the black bar is because they got something on the camera lens, or he somehow got his thumb in the shot
An Orange Fellow Note that because the bar is on the left that the footage was shifted to the right. I might be reading to far into the cinematography.
Reservoir Dogs is such a strange choice as well, like it's got so much gay subtext lol
...and is made by an ostensible pro-feminist who rails against police brutality.
There's a long storied tradition of stealing imagery from other more creative people amongst the Alt-Right, and then repurposing it without bothering to repurpose the subtext that it underlies. I'd like to say it's because the Alt-Right thinks they're taking back culture, but its really because they're lazy hacks who wouldn't understand all but the most blatant of satire. Davis Aurini would read *A Modest Proposal* as a brilliant think piece and applaud its authors utilitarian, rational ethics.
I'd love to know about that gay subtext because it completely went over my head when I watched the film.
it's the same thing that happened to fight club. It's clearly against this chauvinistic ideal of the alpha male, but people fucking love the antagonist to the point where they imitate their aesthetics.
can't spell subtex without butsex
this is the only version of Reservoir Dogs where nobody wants to be Mr Black
Or blue.
You owe me a keyboard and a monitor.
This quote needed the double fedora.
if it was a fedora made out of tin foil that would have been even better
Salana Salamone Art dont forget it also stops the frogs becoming gay
Trilbys, not fedoras. You would never see Indiana Jones in one of those.
If you know the difference between a trilby and a fedora, AND are willing to correct people on the matter, I have some bad news for you...
Excuse _you_ , it's double the _TRILBY_ !!!
"invaded alt-right spaces"
let reactionaries have their safe spaces carlgon T_T
Those poor Nazi snowflakes. Now look, you made them cry.
I don’t think I’ll ever think of an insult as amazing as calling someone “Marxus of Boobus”. I don’t even know what it means but it’s impossible to read without laughing
If my transition goes well, I could claim the title Marxa of Booba!
To be fair, I didn't see any skulls in the trailer.
Do numskulls count?
... I'll see myself out.
I find the lack skulls disturbing
I keep mishearing "alright dogs" but I do do not think any of the "dogs" in this film are "alright"
your icon perfectly summarized my opinion of this whole debacle Davis is up to
Well take 'em or leave 'em because the alright dogs … allleft
You realizing they didn't have a single friend to hold a camera was the funniest thing to me. I laughed when you grabbed the hats and again when you knocked them off.
Why does aurini write and talk like he's a bond villain or skeletor?
The motto for the Alt-Right should be, "We're Bond villains, without the charisma or intelligence."
Who knows? Maybe he's secretly both.
@@sir.paulord901 That seems a little unfair to Skeletor. He let two captive children go so their puppy wouldn't freeze to death on Christmas; I'm pretty sure Aurini would club a baby seal to death with another baby seal.
Because they're totes cool and edgy you guys, and those libtards gonna get sooo triggered when they see how cool they are.
Also because they confuse speaking with authority with having actual arguments, so they try to sound as authoritative as they can, turning their speech into self-parody.
Cause he's a sociopath or something that requires therapy to be fixed
Davis Aurini is like areal life cartoon character. He's every cartoon stereotype of an alt-right crazy that you can think of in one beautiful package. Someone needs to make an animated series about him. Haha!
"why couldn't the alt-right dogs find a friend?" I think that question kinda answers itself.
Watching this in 2024, what strikes me is:
How much Harry has grown as a content producer
How harry has hair
that fedora gag was the funniest joke I've witnessed in at least a decade
its a trillby!
Same lol
When he jump cut with two fedoras on, I had to subscribe.
It's TF2 logic: the more hats you have on you, the more you are respected.
I have no problem with alt-right weirdos living out their hilariously inept fantasies of being cool movie types.
I *do* have a problem with a) said weirdos ripping off one of the best films of one of my favourite directors, and b) ripping off a director who has repeatedly established and demonstrated himself as counter to much of the rhetorical bile that these guys espouse.
If you're going to copy a director for the purposes of racist mongering, maybe don't copy a director who made a movie in which Hitler gets his face pureed by an angry Jewish guy, and another movie where a black guy shoots himself through roughly half of the pre-Confederate South.
Just realized that this was filmed in downtown Cincinnati, right next to the National Underground Railroad Museum. They did this on purpose. Fuck.
this is.... [kisses fingers so hard they break] molto benne
Di molto
@@fulcrum2951 DI MOLLLTO
The opposite of love isn't hate, its indifference.. Davis, we don't hate or love you
2:20 Black taking up space on the left, serving no purpose: probably a dog whistle.
'Why couldn't the Alt Right Dogs find a camera... or a friend!?'
This. This is why I like these videos. All of them. REGARDLESS OF QUALITY!
Also, can I just say - you have aggressively yellow hair.
Not any more. Now he's bald and has a huge beard!
Looks to me like Davis is such a poor cameraman that he had his fingers in the frame. That's why he put a black bar on one side, to cover it.
It is there to show they are not on the left... Use your brain my friend, your shitting on them but are missing the symbolism. First part of tearing down an argument is understanding, not assuming they are dumb
They literally cropped out the watermark for whatever free app they used to edit that garbage together 🤣
Do you think the camera is off center because their film is 'skewed to the right'? Or am I giving them too much credit?
way toooo much credit
"Why couldn't the alt right dogs find a friend to fucking hold the camera for them" do you really think those dudes have friends...?
Another beautiful gem that made my night, thanks again, hbomberguy.
Made your night? Wait...
There are very few things lamer than grown men recreating the Resivour Dogs opening scene.
They used Sony Vegas, and the reason the black bar is on the left is because they didn't know how to properly set-up the screen titles, so they just shifted stuff around haphazardly and shrugged when it left the picture & frame misaligned.
I remember doing that when I was in high school.
Anyone else watching all h bomby boy's videos in these trying times?
I've watched the Sherlock video more than I've watched Sherlock.
I'm sorry, but I LOST IT when you put on the double trilby.
Harold 'Bomber' Guido looks more like a parody of Milo Y in every video, Its a good look.
I kept thinking of Sick Boy from Trainspotting in this one. That hair colour sure is something.
The Empress herself has graced us with an appearance!
+Latte Cat Diamanda Hagan is the Empress of the nation of Haganistan (watch her videos for more explanation).
Hail Hagan
Hhbomberguy, you and I agree and disagree on some points, and I still come back because you have an interesting view on things. . .
But I was fucking alone and honestly burst out laughing when you fucking said ‘hold on a sec’ and came back with two fedoras. That was the funniest jab at the alt right I’ve seen for fucking months, good on you.
They're so committed to the right that they put a black bar on the left.
THE BACHELOR PAD ECONOMICS BOOK HAS A CARTOON AURINI AND A CARTOON ROOSH-V. OH MY LORD.
Sometimes when I'm bored I'll come back and watch these videos, because even when you've watched them 5 times, Harris' reaction to the alt right dogs not having a friend to hold the camera is still fucking golden
“why couldnt they find a friend”
Bold of you to assume they have other friends
I'm watching this in my car while waiting for my husband to get out of the gym and I just lost it at the trillby part. lost it so hard the parking attendant checked in if I'm fine cuz apparently my car was shaking suddenly.
Fuck now that people have noticed Matt Forny's wonky ass walk i cannot unsee it now lmao
fuck that bit with the fedora made me spit my fucking water i was not expecting that.
You know, whenever I feel insecure, I just watch this video again and I instantly feel much better.
They could only afford half the cinematic aspect ratio
This video NEVER gets old
Still not old. Been two years
"I still haven't figured out how to bitcoin *manic laughter*" is a clip i need for my text tone or something
Did you ever send Davis the tripod? We need answers, this is very important to me. I haven't slept since this day and have resorted to watching your Pathologic video over and over again instead, free me from my suffering, please.
i keep rewatching this just to see the glorious dawning realization in hbomb's eyes as he realizes that they had nobody who wanted to hold a camera for them
Did they ever find a tripod? Who knows.
Or a friend?
i am here to like the video and run away
4 years later he's still selling the same book. A very productive author. He even has a review by Matt and Aaron in his pitch.
Not a huge fan of Anita's work, but I find it hilarious that they of all people accuse Anita of not putting effort into her videos when they release this sloppy mess.
You really hit the nail on the head.
Or should I say *SKULL*.
Just liked this and all your videos for watching you tear those disgusting train-wrecks of rationals to pieces.
ModelOmega
yeah, rationality, poison to the sjw.
I see you got a fan to respond to you
WecantstophereXD lol
7 years ago he looked like a high schooler, now he looks like he's 30
Probably because now he is like 30?
Yeah that's kind of how aging works
God I love this channel. Just found you last night while I was cleaning the house. I have now watched all your videos and I need more. Lol. I absolutely love your personality and creative approach to talking about these issues. You remind me of Natalie at Contrapoints!
"Couldn't they find a friend?"
I think we all know the answer to that question
i dont know why, but i like this video the best. The the quality is so high for a reaction video, and because you aren't as scripted, you feel more genuine and friendly.
-bakedpost
I like how they dont even wear matching suits or walk close together enough to pull it off.
your mac isn't working well because it's a mac
One of my favourite things about your videos is the location where you record all of your straight-to-camera bits. I can't tell whether it is part of the joke, or whether it is actually where you do your living, but it is brilliant.
I'm so upset that I've just now found your content but on the plus side, I get to *binge* 😍
Also, I've got to say, though it was years ago, the poor woman that had to endure that psychotic phone call 😩
"ARE YOU LIKE TWITTER? ARE YOU OUT TO GET ME??!!"
"Sir this is a technical support hotline"
What the hell did you do to the colour saturation in this video
I think the colour saturation is on himself.
Cranked it up to 100. Exported the project. Imported the project. Cranked it up to 100 again ;)
Pet My Bear Need to make that footage
D E E P F R I E D
Please don't ever stop making videos. Love you some much
So the auto subtitles mistranslated Roosh V's name as "roofies" and it was so on the nose I needed you all to know
As if he wouldn’t resort to rohypnol
@@thejason755 exactly
@@Laakien i genuinely fear for his mom (of whom i understand he still lives in the basement of. No hate there, times they are tough i get it). I can only imagine its a morass of oedipus complexes and wishes of having had that abortion her friends wished she got.
I watch this video sometimes when I'm feeling down. It's such a joy to watch someone take the piss out of a bunch of idiots with absolute giggling mirth
"Why couldn't they find a tripod, or a friend?!" Come on, we know why they couldn't find a friend: no one wants to go near them. they ooze toxicity.
I didn't think, after all these years, Davis Aruini would have a website up still. But I checked his website from the trailer there and it is still up. And it makes no sense. It's a bunch of $10 words that have some semblance of relation to each other.
Their article is like reading an onion parody i can't.
LMAO, I just can't, this is too good. I am literally LMAO! I love you and your channel. Just found you a little while ago and have been binge watching everything you have. When i get a new job you are my first patreon sub!
This is like a million years old but I rewatched it today and I think it takes place in my hometown lol?? I recognize some of these places from walks downtown
Hey I know it's almost four years later but did Davis ever take you up on that tripod?
"Why couldn't the alt right dogs find a friend?" are you really going to ask that question?
2:50 CAPTAIN CAPITALISM LMAOO
4:52 Why is there the communist hammer & sickle in Ushanka's banner?? And the hat (along with the art) looks more communist style to me...I definitely wouldn't see that and think it was conservative or anything like that. Reminds me of the art style used in the Soviet Union _(propaganda usually)_ and Idk why any liberal would be driven mad by that hat. So confusing.
(I'm confident all these alt-righters do think the Soviet Union was communist and not state capitalism that just co-opted the aesthetic, like so many authoritarian regimes before and continued today. Just to clarify my view on that. Baffling that any alt-righter would include that imagery on his own website!)
2:28 Hehe, Why couldn't the Alt Right dogs find a Friend?
The question literally answers itself.
7:42 "it means that they they consider me dangerous." they they?
the double trilby killed me xD
4 / 5 stars. Needs more hats.
I wonder if the offset at 4:10 is a reference to them being "off to the right." I almost don't want to give them the credit but I don't mind cause it's not really that clever.
You're videos are all quite well made, really liking them so far. While I don't agree with every view you hold, your content is really good!
This h bomber guy is going places man.
Yeah, they're frickin dogs alright.
Honestly, for the superior race, they suck at directing even for amatures. I've seen bad student films, made horrible Middleschool videos, and have sat through The Room, but this is so much worse than all of those combined.
That being said, pretty good video.
The double hat thing gets me every time.
hbomberguy in utopia???????
Why does Matt Forney look like the Toy Collector from Toy Story 2?