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  • @CallMeCarson
    @CallMeCarson  3 года назад +13196

    Big thanks to Ridge for sending me this wallet and supporting the channel! Here’s the site if you
    want to check them out! > ridge.com/CARSON10

  • @J35874
    @J35874 3 года назад +7437

    God bless the kid who went from talking about his controller to "Shawty's like a melody"

    • @kaylons
      @kaylons 3 года назад +335

      Honestly, I laughed out loud without a care in the world. I did _not_ expect that kid to be based

    • @ww.garage
      @ww.garage 3 года назад +62

      kid fucking needs God's blessing

    • @cianchambers931
      @cianchambers931 3 года назад +24

      somebody please reply with the video link🙏🙏

    • @Kiolu100
      @Kiolu100 3 года назад +16

      shawty do be kinda like a melody doe 😳😳😳

    • @ItsJustAidenYT
      @ItsJustAidenYT 3 года назад +6

      @@cianchambers931 it was a tiktok video originally

  • @bojjee3446
    @bojjee3446 3 года назад +4887

    For everyone wondering the first clip in that dog video is actually the dog at the bottom after it fell, the dog was fine and unhurt

    • @cawnxr
      @cawnxr 3 года назад +223

      @niosonwii ok

    • @RealIjichiNijika
      @RealIjichiNijika 3 года назад +204

      @niosonwii Don't worry, I won't.

    • @nickstuimlucamatef399
      @nickstuimlucamatef399 3 года назад +87

      @niosonwii your grandmother has cancer

    • @Minimiki1758
      @Minimiki1758 3 года назад +67

      @niosonwii no, I'm not going down that stupid rabbit hole again

    • @dsboy2392
      @dsboy2392 3 года назад +5

      Can yall link me that video pls

  • @cosmiccaleb9633
    @cosmiccaleb9633 3 года назад +3098

    Carson: *Gets a sponsor*
    His green screen: *”My time has come”*

  • @frenzy2846
    @frenzy2846 3 года назад +51

    “The dream’s a lie, remove the fake idols.”
    Random email meme predicted dream cheating lmao

  • @R0man.Geck0
    @R0man.Geck0 3 года назад +699

    I love how the last guy said "sure anything to help out a small channel" AFTER 7 YEARS. God, that must be humbling

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 года назад +10

      𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠 𝙤𝙗𝙖𝙢𝙖

    • @latviathepufferfish1738
      @latviathepufferfish1738 3 года назад +2

      Obama lol 😀

    • @lemonbreadsf3828
      @lemonbreadsf3828 3 года назад +2

      *3 Million Subscribers*

    • @vudgnudg2214
      @vudgnudg2214 3 года назад +4

      nono, he put that there a week before the video so it was planned

    • @iregretmyname8983
      @iregretmyname8983 3 года назад +3

      He would've never had this many subscribers had he not been given permission to use the clip

  • @__unknowable__8938
    @__unknowable__8938 3 года назад +3156

    Carson: what happened to Newt
    Ad: BBQ GET A BBQ AND BBQ YOUR MEAT

  • @UnknownUserVoid
    @UnknownUserVoid 3 года назад +4054

    "I was playing Fortnite, SHAWTYS LIKE A MELODY"

    • @skefisdead
      @skefisdead 3 года назад +123

      Halfway through that he realised 'shit I gotta say something funny'

    • @UnknownUserVoid
      @UnknownUserVoid 3 года назад +5

      @@skefisdead yeah I does feel like that

    • @UnknownUserVoid
      @UnknownUserVoid 3 года назад +1

      @Alek De Loose me to

    • @hi-ws8gd
      @hi-ws8gd 3 года назад +6

      i need that clip as a mp4

    • @uslph.
      @uslph. 3 года назад +2

      @@skefisdead that wasn't made for that, that was a youtube video

  • @emoticondegato
    @emoticondegato 3 года назад +287

    Carson video: **Exist**
    9 years old kids: This didn't age well

    • @billcipher2467
      @billcipher2467 3 года назад +5

      exactly

    • @ughgore
      @ughgore 3 года назад +2

      Lol!!!

    • @mangochad5037
      @mangochad5037 3 года назад +20

      I know bro! People are so fucking annoying saying the same stuff on every single video Carson's in.

    • @s0r.l0.x99
      @s0r.l0.x99 3 года назад +2

      @cruising unfunny

    • @tonybishop3686
      @tonybishop3686 5 месяцев назад

      9 year old kids: **Exist**
      Carson: 😍😍😍😍😍

  • @Danidev
    @Danidev 3 года назад +23748

    Damn that dogs got some sick moves, i hope it's fine lol

  • @theasiantaco9666
    @theasiantaco9666 3 года назад +880

    After 7 years, he finally got permission.

    • @deyash4602
      @deyash4602 3 года назад +12

      lmfao finally after all these years

    • @jarraboo7410
      @jarraboo7410 3 года назад +9

      He's finally proven himself worthy

  • @RichaadEB
    @RichaadEB 3 года назад +23202

    that remix is a banger though

    • @illogicalparadox6343
      @illogicalparadox6343 3 года назад +187

      Hey, how's it going?! Major respect for your work!

    • @Reddreambigfart
      @Reddreambigfart 3 года назад +84

      thank you richaadEB

    • @blazingblight2706
      @blazingblight2706 3 года назад +11

      @@Reddreambigfart Why are you thanking him?

    • @acceltech
      @acceltech 3 года назад +90

      whats your opinion on the 1989 phillips disaster of pasadena, tx

    • @Redpops
      @Redpops 3 года назад +13

      Thanks for the bad apple metal lol

  • @fl4kmain397
    @fl4kmain397 3 года назад +207

    The saddest part about the Carson drama is that we will never ‘now what happened to newt

  • @helgleypr770
    @helgleypr770 3 года назад +2424

    “What the hell cash, I love money” Sounds like a rap verse.

    • @tooffn7884
      @tooffn7884 3 года назад

      over 150 likes and no reply

    • @Squiddit
      @Squiddit 3 года назад

      over 200 likes and one reply

    • @helgleypr770
      @helgleypr770 3 года назад

      Wait what, I did not even know I had over 200 likes.

    • @gudmundurjonsson4357
      @gudmundurjonsson4357 3 года назад

      @@Squiddit æ

    • @iamaretard6056
      @iamaretard6056 3 года назад +1

      Thank you it’s eating the food I eat the food and it’s on fire and it’s eating the food and I’m eating fire and it’s there adn it’s ok nad it’s on fore nd it eats thank you for the presents grandma

  • @SethIsTheBethst
    @SethIsTheBethst 3 года назад +10154

    Carson may upload rarely on his main channel but you gotta give him respect all these videos are great

  • @Tribuwolf
    @Tribuwolf 3 года назад +1740

    Why was mason so panicked when his editor showed up?!? The panicked “Chuck?!?” Was concerning

  • @blackieechan6215
    @blackieechan6215 3 года назад +104

    The fact that the Indian child struggles to breathe while talking breaks me everytime

  • @joeriii9
    @joeriii9 3 года назад +2664

    the ending was so wholesome

    • @kunai4615
      @kunai4615 3 года назад +45

      The beginning as well!

    • @skoolguy732
      @skoolguy732 3 года назад +5

      Delete this right now

    • @XDxr0ss
      @XDxr0ss 3 года назад +16

      I love Mystery Dungeon music as well...
      glad to see Carson has good tastes in music

    • @Shinochaos
      @Shinochaos 3 года назад +3

      Oof triple 6 likes

    • @Justkoto
      @Justkoto 3 года назад +4

      I am honored to be ur 700th like

  • @lanes-world
    @lanes-world 3 года назад +4320

    This is just like Carson's old content, it just seems a bit more organized and higher quality editing.

    • @lanes-world
      @lanes-world 3 года назад +189

      Just finished the video, I don't know what it was, but Carson, this was a great video.

    • @b0berken0ber79
      @b0berken0ber79 3 года назад +51

      Yh his content is increasing in quality like his old content

    • @bartfubble
      @bartfubble 3 года назад +42

      He hasn’t made a video like this in almost a year

    • @Matt_4457
      @Matt_4457 3 года назад +9

      i remember when he didnt have 1 mil

    • @slimerrocks5554
      @slimerrocks5554 3 года назад +20

      I hope we get more stuff like this

  • @mya_4171
    @mya_4171 3 года назад +2169

    “Somethings wrong with my controll- SHAWTYS LIKE A MELELDY IN MY HEA-“

    • @justakid2804
      @justakid2804 3 года назад +45

      7:55
      It's here if anyone is wondering

    • @moose5660
      @moose5660 3 года назад +19

      i need that video

    • @NWAPurps
      @NWAPurps 3 года назад +11

      Where do I get this video?

    • @thatonejakbo340
      @thatonejakbo340 3 года назад +6

      @@NWAPurps sadly it was sent to Carson privately. if anyone was able to retrieve it somehow great

    • @hibao2414
      @hibao2414 3 года назад

      yoooooo

  • @bigwhopper5789
    @bigwhopper5789 3 года назад +57

    sometimes its nice just to go back and watch your favourite youtubers even though they stopped uploading. i wish it didn't have to turn out like this

  • @tsstealthy1655
    @tsstealthy1655 3 года назад +1194

    I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought the Gmail auto replies were weird

  • @snapsprout
    @snapsprout 3 года назад +1836

    "Hey Mason this is your editor-"
    *"CHUCK?"*

    • @mohammadhatem2519
      @mohammadhatem2519 3 года назад +9

      i don't get it qwq

    • @chippedtoothentertainment
      @chippedtoothentertainment 3 года назад +31

      @@mohammadhatem2519 Mason recognized his video editor ,Chuck.immediately

    • @mohammadhatem2519
      @mohammadhatem2519 3 года назад +4

      @@chippedtoothentertainment thanks for explaining the joke , i am very dense now excuse me , off to hang myself :D

    • @culth3ad
      @culth3ad 3 года назад +1

      @@mohammadhatem2519 ✨n o✨

    • @matthewperry1067
      @matthewperry1067 3 года назад

      10:18

  • @markingstars4134
    @markingstars4134 3 года назад +1405

    “this is my other dog newt hes dead.”
    Carson: **WHEEZING INTENSIFIES**

    • @piercekim2445
      @piercekim2445 3 года назад +2

      Here lol jk I know what you meant

  • @Kanji_38
    @Kanji_38 3 года назад +55

    Twitter needs to be cancelled its so terrible

    • @mrcrunchies8688
      @mrcrunchies8688 3 года назад +8

      Agreed, they ruined a man for no reason

    • @quietblake6997
      @quietblake6997 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@mrcrunchies8688 I got called a Carson Glazer a few days ago, by someone who doesn't understand Romeo and Juliet laws apply to people 1-2 years their junior/senior, depending on state, and intent.
      I'm guilty of being chronically online, lol. My life is behind a desk, because I'm cursed with mental and physical disabilities; thankfully none that effect my weight. Woo!
      Carson's content new, and old has kept me sane when I wanted noise, or when I wanted something to laugh at, when I'm feeling down I come back to the older videos, or watch his minecraft content. So apart from understanding the law, of course I'm a "Carson Glazer" cus it beats being a bitter asshole at the age of 24 writing this comment, ragging on a guy who's "Hid" to make himself better, and came back with an apology and recompense. I think he's owed that little bit of redemption.

  • @CAMAX1MA
    @CAMAX1MA 3 года назад +5753

    CallMeCarson fans are the type of people to chew their water

    • @alexthebruh
      @alexthebruh 3 года назад +203

      Wait isn’t that how everyone has there water

    • @jjboss1058
      @jjboss1058 3 года назад +93

      @@alexthebruh that’s how I’ve always done it

    • @oogle6314
      @oogle6314 3 года назад +65

      as a callmecarson fan i can confirm i do this

    • @dotROM_
      @dotROM_ 3 года назад +79

      What are you supposed to do? Drink it?

    • @kaapa15
      @kaapa15 3 года назад +9

      So ice

  • @semianimus
    @semianimus 3 года назад +22336

    For everybody wondering: The dog is fine, just minor injuries :)

  • @lucastinator6094
    @lucastinator6094 3 года назад +3563

    Is no one gonna talk about whatever the hell, “the dream’s a lie, remove the fake idols means”?

    • @ethansoo5912
      @ethansoo5912 3 года назад +225

      Apparently it an ARG, it’s called r/ethanisreal

    • @gryph0n753
      @gryph0n753 3 года назад +188

      Nope too busy paying respects to newt

    • @lucastinator6094
      @lucastinator6094 3 года назад +17

      F in the chat

    • @coins_png
      @coins_png 3 года назад +32

      I'm so tired of ARGs man

    • @waterwind2266
      @waterwind2266 3 года назад +14

      I think CNN projected its meaning this morning.

  • @Big-Grizz
    @Big-Grizz 3 года назад +83

    0:23 me after hearing what happened

  • @erikford7959
    @erikford7959 3 года назад +3629

    Little known fact.
    The only reason CallMeCarson is popular is because of the Primal Dialga Remix

    • @gamingninja33
      @gamingninja33 3 года назад +7

      Which one?

    • @Achelmic
      @Achelmic 3 года назад +46

      @@gamingninja33 ????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    • @gamingninja33
      @gamingninja33 3 года назад +120

      @@Achelmic I did the thing where you comment before you watch the video. I am big dumb.

    • @greattitan371
      @greattitan371 3 года назад +14

      @@gamingninja33 Mind size mega

    • @ghostman6943
      @ghostman6943 3 года назад +7

      Primal dialga remix pog

  • @enzo-lh2iz
    @enzo-lh2iz 3 года назад +2196

    Carson: "is it the same video?"
    *rick roll plays through the mic*

  • @mderinat2287
    @mderinat2287 3 года назад +318

    I'm so glad someone has finally given light to the toilet paper tactical reloads

    • @dannyc5989
      @dannyc5989 3 года назад +13

      i live for toilet paper tactical reloads, it is the most optimal way to put a new roll of toilet paper on

    • @francis623
      @francis623 3 года назад +5

      God that was my favorite place on the site, a bastion of heroes old and new brought together by their love for toilet paper tactical reloads

    • @bluebrick0449
      @bluebrick0449 3 года назад +2

      It's finally their time to shine

  • @2Trundle
    @2Trundle 3 года назад +386

    Over 3 million people used to live here,
    Now it’s a ghost town.

    • @darthlynx5792
      @darthlynx5792 3 года назад +12

      The biggest ever. With people hoping he'll come back one day.

    • @Cryxzt
      @Cryxzt 3 года назад +14

      @@darthlynx5792 read a comment on one of Carson’s last vid and they talked about how his steam pfp was changed and he’s living with his parents and some friends confirmed that he was working on a apology, so hopefully they are correct

    • @darthlynx5792
      @darthlynx5792 3 года назад +1

      @@Cryxzt That's just great!

    • @FRANNK.MP3
      @FRANNK.MP3 3 года назад +2

      @@Cryxzt oh thank the lord!

    • @toxic_shr00m
      @toxic_shr00m 3 года назад +3

      @@Cryxzt I've gotta say, I really hope he doesn't come back to the internet for a while. Of course, I've missed him too, but he definitely deserves the time away from the internet for his actions.

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 3 года назад +5811

    Woah. That's a video

    • @risengrind8059
      @risengrind8059 3 года назад +9

      woah its a pixelcraftian

    • @hiimskyed
      @hiimskyed 3 года назад +14

      Woah. That's a comment

    • @burgerwater6300
      @burgerwater6300 3 года назад +5

      Woah. That's a identification moment

    • @MexicanCrusader
      @MexicanCrusader 3 года назад +25

      If ur having trouble,the video starts at 0:00

    • @jarengardner695
      @jarengardner695 3 года назад +6

      @@MexicanCrusader bro thanks dude I actually thought it started at 0:01

  • @PixelPorkchop
    @PixelPorkchop 3 года назад +986

    I AM CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS AND I HAVE DISCOVERED INDIA! YES !!!!!!
    lmao thanks for featuring my video carson

  • @Vic-cp9vu
    @Vic-cp9vu 3 года назад +1405

    “What happened to newt?”
    “INTRODUCING THE NEW WENDY’S PRETZEL BACON PUB CHEESEBURGER”
    Oh no

  • @szabozs
    @szabozs 3 года назад +2121

    Damn that carson guy is funny, I wonder what he has been up to lately

    • @dhruvpoddar4088
      @dhruvpoddar4088 3 года назад +11

      Stolen from another vid.

    • @szabozs
      @szabozs 3 года назад +46

      @@dhruvpoddar4088 ?

    • @Divine_vol2
      @Divine_vol2 3 года назад +127

      Heard he was real popular with the youngins on Discord💀

    • @szabozs
      @szabozs 3 года назад +19

      damn right he was

    • @error7898
      @error7898 3 года назад +2

      😳

  • @syper80
    @syper80 3 года назад +830

    "They are out of fries" - Courier, Uber Eats

  • @TheSchnozGobbler
    @TheSchnozGobbler 3 года назад +2565

    Nobody:
    Carson: *green screens himself next to his green screen*

    • @phenixph3
      @phenixph3 3 года назад +46

      @niosonwii ight thanks for letting me know, I won't look at your playlists

    • @iamaretard6056
      @iamaretard6056 3 года назад +4

      And it eats and it hello my thank you it a time now thank you grandma it was very nice on you I roblox game it and but it is very cool and really mean I think that was no I don’t want it

    • @dankmanOSU
      @dankmanOSU 3 года назад

      Nobody:
      Blue dragon pfp: waawawawawwawa

    • @pildge
      @pildge 3 года назад

      @@iamaretard6056 sir this is a wendys

    • @ReiAkaris
      @ReiAkaris 3 года назад +1

      @niosonwii won't, thanks for the heads up

  • @seathealchemyst
    @seathealchemyst 3 года назад +272

    The final song is the end of carson’s story arc. Truly a great journey and at long last his time has come to be able to use the dialga remix track on his videos

  • @ManuTears98
    @ManuTears98 3 года назад +32

    7:57 don't mind me it's for personal use

  • @QubitHQ
    @QubitHQ 3 года назад +7137

    My heart broke a bit for that first dog

    • @cas6174
      @cas6174 3 года назад +94

      Thank you for sharing, Qubit

    • @Thfoxpz
      @Thfoxpz 3 года назад +94

      Haha! That's awesome!

    • @slop4308
      @slop4308 3 года назад +65

      Thank you for sharing, Qubit

    • @Felix-vu9tz
      @Felix-vu9tz 3 года назад +28

      don t worry the snow is soft he will be fine

    • @tuxedo_banana4113
      @tuxedo_banana4113 3 года назад +141

      I saw the vid on reddit. Doggo was alright. Wasn't hurt.

  • @sethgames8971
    @sethgames8971 3 года назад +504

    And when the world needed him most, he returned.

  • @JossaYT
    @JossaYT 3 года назад +187

    0:11 For those who are worried, The dog was okay, Look up "Dog Tumbling down Ski Run". Top video is the full clip, And further into the clip the dog regains control and is able to stop itself.

    • @blackshirts_and_breads
      @blackshirts_and_breads 3 года назад +5

      bogie2988

    • @maxito1214
      @maxito1214 3 года назад

      Dad, i am not a crazed gunman i’m an assasin!
      Well, the difference being one’s a job the other’s a mental sickness!
      I tell ya, my parents, do not care.

  • @memesarebetterthanmyexiste9346
    @memesarebetterthanmyexiste9346 3 года назад +53

    I feel bad for Carson and I’m really worried about his mental health

    • @sirenslither
      @sirenslither 3 года назад

      me too.

    • @MantisM1
      @MantisM1 3 года назад +6

      he's getting better! On Connor's stream Connor talked about how Carson has been getting therapy and has been doing better. He also posted on his insta story but deleted it 8 mins after. (You can find it by searching on yt)
      This doesn't confirm if he'll come back to making content though. As long as he's happy, that's all that really matters. :)

    • @sirenslither
      @sirenslither 3 года назад +1

      @@MantisM1 thanks for the info

  • @peppercornucopia_
    @peppercornucopia_ 3 года назад +1448

    why does carson look and sound like he's held at gunpoint in his sponsor ads

    • @guyfieri4017
      @guyfieri4017 3 года назад +97

      Because he is.

    • @faeishhh
      @faeishhh 3 года назад +20

      NO ITS LIKE HES DOING AN AWKWARD ENGLISH PRESENTATION

    • @brick3126
      @brick3126 3 года назад +7

      @@guyfieri4017 Please sponsor our show

    • @guyfieri4017
      @guyfieri4017 3 года назад +7

      @@brick3126 fuck no. I tried to once then you tried to get me to take your vCard

    • @brick3126
      @brick3126 3 года назад +8

      @@guyfieri4017 Hey hey, I think we can all agree it was an innocent mistake aha...

  • @nope1game193
    @nope1game193 3 года назад +1849

    THE ENDING. I FELT LIKE CARSON HAD A FULL ARC. HOLY SHIT.

  • @deposit6192
    @deposit6192 3 года назад +757

    First name: Hshsh
    Last name: Duruif
    Desc: Just a normal ass guy who got jack sh*t when he started, no wand, no patronus, nothing.
    From: N/A
    Birth date: Oct 31, 2020
    Job Occupation: Wizard

    • @courier6960
      @courier6960 3 года назад +23

      He’s a homeless wizard
      Must be related to Rasputin

    • @deposit6192
      @deposit6192 3 года назад +1

      @@courier6960 ha

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад +1

      my faveorite shoe brand

    • @specimen5481
      @specimen5481 3 года назад

      @@deposit6192 hello boston basher

    • @deposit6192
      @deposit6192 3 года назад

      @@specimen5481 hola

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 года назад +889

    Now it's over 9000....

  • @Nekrotix12
    @Nekrotix12 3 года назад +912

    "How do you run out of fries, go get a potato!" has the same vibe as "How do people drown, just drink the water"

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад +13

      may i use this advice of not drowning

    • @coraambrose06
      @coraambrose06 3 года назад +26

      Same as "Why do people have asthma, there is so much air in the world"

    • @RamiRammy
      @RamiRammy 3 года назад +14

      “If you’re homeless, just buy a house”

  • @yuf2338
    @yuf2338 3 года назад +407

    "what happened to Newt?"
    *instantly gets a car dealership midroll ad.*

  • @kugsyy
    @kugsyy 3 года назад +2305

    my controller’s broke- “SHAWTYS LIKE A MELODY”

    • @jakubmejri810
      @jakubmejri810 3 года назад +61

      at 2 am when i heard the way he said controller with that indian accent shit made me cry

    • @dunkin2it
      @dunkin2it 3 года назад +3

      @@jakubmejri810 literally me rn

    • @jakubmejri810
      @jakubmejri810 3 года назад +4

      @@dunkin2it i feel you man

    • @connerbidlack6401
      @connerbidlack6401 3 года назад +11

      That kid doesn't even have ADD. He has super ADD

    • @anth0nybalb0a
      @anth0nybalb0a 3 года назад +16

      No he said it like, "Shawty's melamelody,"

  • @corvinstory
    @corvinstory 3 года назад +1864

    *sighs*
    *sorts comments by new*

  • @eggguy20
    @eggguy20 3 года назад +2505

    I'm shocked about the fact that a musician that makes remixs of Pokemon music gave permission to allow their remix to be used as an outro after 7 years

    • @error7898
      @error7898 3 года назад +52

      After he becomes popular 😔

    • @Snacci
      @Snacci 3 года назад +39

      @@error7898 he probably never looked at the videos comments bro

    • @error7898
      @error7898 3 года назад +11

      @@Snacci Oh well yeah thats a possibility too

    • @dededesgustingtkemylife4825
      @dededesgustingtkemylife4825 3 года назад +23

      his side channel blew up and thats why he didnt check the comments for so long

    • @lxchristhebuff1303
      @lxchristhebuff1303 3 года назад +1

      Who

  • @pb_and_james9088
    @pb_and_james9088 3 года назад +1266

    It seems Carson has learned quite a lot about advertising after his commercial video

  • @_cabbage_
    @_cabbage_ 3 года назад +725

    Imagine a toilet roll holder that made a Garand ping when you took the used roll of. I need this.

    • @ponivi
      @ponivi 3 года назад +15

      It already exists, but I must warn you of the rabbit hole you must fall down to find the holy reload

    • @firewolf3015
      @firewolf3015 3 года назад +2

      Newt

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 года назад +1

      *ping*

    • @aluminumisbetterthaniron3332
      @aluminumisbetterthaniron3332 3 года назад +2

      Heaven

    • @averagedemographic8933
      @averagedemographic8933 3 года назад +4

      @@aluminumisbetterthaniron3332 The lightness and noncorrosive nature of aluminum is quite nice but it isn’t as resilient and hard as iron or it’s processed counterparts. Aluminum is however a more interesting and overlooked metal.

  • @peopleperson
    @peopleperson 3 года назад +17

    I just realized this was after he told his friends, and all of the friends that cut ties with him aren't in this video.

    • @justpootin2811
      @justpootin2811 3 года назад +1

      Schlatts here

    • @peopleperson
      @peopleperson 3 года назад +5

      @@justpootin2811 because this was before he cut ties with him

  • @Kai-jx5qn
    @Kai-jx5qn 3 года назад +681

    I would pay to see an uncut version of this

    • @dozydude1159
      @dozydude1159 3 года назад +18

      Its called twitch

    • @Hamz_
      @Hamz_ 3 года назад +2

      @@dozydude1159 lol

    • @pabloc4204
      @pabloc4204 3 года назад +17

      @@dozydude1159 this doesnt look like it was streamed

    • @Kai-jx5qn
      @Kai-jx5qn 3 года назад +17

      @@dozydude1159 This is a main channel vid, its not a live stream highlight. go onto his channel and try to find this vod

    • @1P2-y2v
      @1P2-y2v 3 года назад

      Maybe go to CallmeCarsons vods

  • @jblen
    @jblen 3 года назад +916

    Yooooo primal dialgas theme is unironically a banger and a half. Mystery dungeon explorers of time best game.

    • @Nextia_
      @Nextia_ 3 года назад +7

      Haven't got to that yet but fucking POG if it's there

    • @impiepower3087
      @impiepower3087 3 года назад +9

      That ending was so unexpected and gave me so much nostalgia lol

    • @markedasspoiler4318
      @markedasspoiler4318 3 года назад +3

      clearly you havent played gates to infinity like a man of culture

    • @Nextia_
      @Nextia_ 3 года назад +11

      @@markedasspoiler4318 I'm sorry to hear you think gates to infinity was good, sorry for your loss

    • @AverageDoctor345
      @AverageDoctor345 3 года назад +5

      Damn, Mystery Dungeon in a Carson video and now someone with an OFF profile picture? What is happening?

  • @tomorrow_comes_today
    @tomorrow_comes_today 3 года назад +623

    "My dad just passed away.."
    *"Congratulations!"*

  • @gaminggranny1541
    @gaminggranny1541 3 года назад +307

    This is pretty much the series finale of Carson's channel, right down to a proper, nostalgic ending

  • @zZedXsBeautifulChannel
    @zZedXsBeautifulChannel 3 года назад +257

    Throughout the ad I just wanted to know where Carson bought that T-shirt. I want it.

    • @CallMeCarson
      @CallMeCarson  3 года назад +107

      poolhall.co/ IT’S MY MERCH

    • @prodmowery
      @prodmowery 3 года назад +19

      I feel like the Japanese word translates to "Rick Roll"

    • @zZedXsBeautifulChannel
      @zZedXsBeautifulChannel 3 года назад +6

      @@CallMeCarson yo, this is epic

    • @unomiguel7799
      @unomiguel7799 3 года назад +1

      @@CallMeCarson Watch the missing mole

    • @joshuawagner5286
      @joshuawagner5286 3 года назад +2

      My internet's firewall blocked your merch store

  • @Blurredlofi
    @Blurredlofi 3 года назад +494

    Yo chill, the dog's just training for next season's championship. He cool.

    • @pasegtiyumyum6217
      @pasegtiyumyum6217 3 года назад +4

      He is ok

    • @m4ttrx381
      @m4ttrx381 3 года назад

      Did someone steal my video

    • @savvysavvington
      @savvysavvington 3 года назад

      Honestly, I'm just pissed that the owner thought it was a good idea to bring their dog to a fucking mountaintop. What an absolute moron

  • @Mark-jq4xf
    @Mark-jq4xf 3 года назад +354

    Carson: “I am a front pocket kinda guy”
    Also Carson: “it left a big bubble in my back pocket”

  • @Ninkumpop
    @Ninkumpop 3 года назад +31

    you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villian

  • @BadKarma444
    @BadKarma444 3 года назад +935

    *[Carson is a Hufflepuff]*
    *[Flashbacks to the Rocket League Harry Potter house racism clip]*

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 3 года назад +723

    I genuinely think most CMC fans walk on all fours now.

  • @leonm0076
    @leonm0076 3 года назад +398

    I wasn’t gonna watch this video; then I went “oh wait this is carson” and here I am

  • @vangalter8526
    @vangalter8526 3 года назад +1828

    I dont know about you guys but I just hope Carson is ok.

    • @pietajunior3437
      @pietajunior3437 3 года назад +5

      @Annora Ruth What did he exactly do?

    • @sneezle-t9y
      @sneezle-t9y 3 года назад +65

      @@pietajunior3437 he sent nudes to a 17 year ild girl when he was 19...he has been extremely depressed and wanting to un-alive for a very long time, he wasn't thinking and honestly I am not fully there but I've forgave him, when people are depressed etc they don't think properly

    • @NdotRunItUp
      @NdotRunItUp 3 года назад +35

      @@sneezle-t9y I’m glad you’ve forgiven him and he’ll a bunch of people have but a lot more haven’t and I dunno he hasn’t posted in the longest time I just wish him the best

    • @Artyxed
      @Artyxed 3 года назад +88

      @@sneezle-t9y It's also a legal grey area. People are just heavily overreacting to the entire thing. They are blowing it out of proportion

    • @Glaster6
      @Glaster6 3 года назад +2

      @Annora Ruth not exactly

  • @ssencipe250
    @ssencipe250 3 года назад +540

    Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers had such a banger soundtrack.

  • @NimaXD
    @NimaXD 3 года назад +3523

    that dog clip :(((

    • @LeafySky22
      @LeafySky22 3 года назад +15

      Ikr :(((

    • @meowmyr
      @meowmyr 3 года назад +3

      hi nima

    • @caelblanch2737
      @caelblanch2737 3 года назад +209

      The dog was fine. I saw the original vid and op said it was fine in the comments.

    • @york7301
      @york7301 3 года назад +9

      Sonic dog funny though.

    • @shrimp4655
      @shrimp4655 3 года назад

      I need the link

  • @mickmarino1635
    @mickmarino1635 3 года назад +1467

    “The queen has escaped the compound” my phone: politicalcall

    • @laserlock777
      @laserlock777 3 года назад +8

      Politicall

    • @thefunnyman8073
      @thefunnyman8073 3 года назад +6

      THE QUEEN HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
      DEPLOY ALL AVAILABLE MTF UNITS TO RECAPTURE THE QUEEN

    • @mercy3765
      @mercy3765 3 года назад +4

      @@thefunnyman8073
      SITE: 4 THERMONUCLEAR WARHEAD DEPLOYED
      ALL SITE PERSONEL WHO CAN STILL HEAR THIS MESSAGE, GET TO A BUNKER IMMEDIATELY.
      IF YOU ARE NOT WITHIN 10 METERS OF A NUCLEAR BUNKER, YOUR SERVICE AND LOYALTY TO THE SCP FOUNDATION WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN

    • @ghostman6943
      @ghostman6943 3 года назад +1

      Politicalcall pog

    • @apexgear2340
      @apexgear2340 3 года назад +1

      SCPog

  • @theofficialbarneythedinosa887
    @theofficialbarneythedinosa887 3 года назад +31

    Boy and i thought 2021 was gonna be the year for Carson...

  • @weirdwaterboy8224
    @weirdwaterboy8224 3 года назад +444

    Carson 7 years ago: Guys guys guys I found this video of a pokemon.........but PURPLE

  • @wolvesunguarded4220
    @wolvesunguarded4220 3 года назад +491

    “It’s a fire gun” I think that’s what you call a flamethrower good friend

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 3 года назад +3407

    I'll take one costco please

  • @phillipsbl
    @phillipsbl 3 года назад +18

    This is my favorite video on this whole channel and I'm so sad it was the last one I watched from him I've heard he's getting therapy and I hope he will return.

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder 3 года назад +305

    “Can I use this in a video?”
    “Sure, anything for a small channel”
    7 years later he’s only gone and done it

  • @tinkers_tools
    @tinkers_tools 3 года назад +423

    Me: "Boy, I sure hope Carson doesn't shoot himself in the foot this video."
    Carson:

    • @earthpcCHClS
      @earthpcCHClS 3 года назад +5

      Don't worry this is his main channel

    • @d4c289
      @d4c289 3 года назад

      wait what?

    • @someguy2350
      @someguy2350 3 года назад

      What?

    • @tofawil
      @tofawil 3 года назад

      what

    • @jamemhm
      @jamemhm 3 года назад +3

      I don’t get the reference. I think you made a typo and wrote Carson and not CarsonLIVE

  • @thescruffinator8830
    @thescruffinator8830 3 года назад +306

    "SHAWTY'S MILLA MELODEE" - xbox conwroter, 2020

  • @dddesmond3966
    @dddesmond3966 3 года назад +16

    "The dream's a lie, remove the fake idols". He knew.

  • @anth0nybalb0a
    @anth0nybalb0a 3 года назад +1082

    Don't let JSchlatt distract you from the fact that not all CallMeCarson fans are Reddit users and walk on 4 legs

    • @OpticIlluzhion
      @OpticIlluzhion 3 года назад +32

      Yeah those are just high ranking floor gang members

    • @pumpkinoligarchy6626
      @pumpkinoligarchy6626 3 года назад +4

      Cap

    • @anth0nybalb0a
      @anth0nybalb0a 3 года назад +5

      @@OpticIlluzhion lmfao they're all pewdiepie fans

    • @toiletball8420
      @toiletball8420 3 года назад +1

      Yeah some walk on 5

    • @j.t.1280
      @j.t.1280 3 года назад +1

      I like how you try and use reddit user as an insult, let people like what they like ***FLOOR***

  • @THEW0LFB0Y
    @THEW0LFB0Y 3 года назад +88

    16:49 yo that guy is a Pokémon Remix legend holy shit he's been at that since before HeartGold and SoulSilver were announced.

  • @rubydawson1280
    @rubydawson1280 3 года назад +343

    on behalf of my best friend, i’d like to say we ordered the cheese burgers on the computer thing in mcdonald’s and she pressed the plain option and i guess that meant no bun either lmao so she actually did indeed want a bun

  • @syrupsquid7334
    @syrupsquid7334 3 года назад +5

    8:01 I love how instead of editing it in he just screams at the top of his lungs before the video ends

  • @slothinpocket7763
    @slothinpocket7763 3 года назад +2285

    have y’all seen the meme “cereal without milk vs cereal with milk”

    • @lucio5538
      @lucio5538 3 года назад +47

      Yea did you know that he made it?

    • @tr0trex243
      @tr0trex243 3 года назад +84

      Ive also seen the meme "cereal without milk vs cereal with milk"

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад +4

      yeah dude i got all of em

    • @ratmanratman3886
      @ratmanratman3886 3 года назад +40

      Cereal when has milk

    • @justanothermemer3428
      @justanothermemer3428 3 года назад +10

      funniest shit ive ever seen.

  • @BlackKnightsCommander
    @BlackKnightsCommander 3 года назад +993

    I'm still curious about that one email that said that the duck song was about cult indoctrination

    • @ale0606_
      @ale0606_ 3 года назад +3

      im intrigued

    • @billcipher2467
      @billcipher2467 3 года назад

      Hmm I think it’s time

    • @uhoh7545
      @uhoh7545 3 года назад +2

      @@billcipher2467 yes!

    • @keeganleist8119
      @keeganleist8119 3 года назад

      I watched the video, it is very...intresting

    • @billcipher2467
      @billcipher2467 3 года назад

      @@keeganleist8119 the link give it here

  • @zach.avenarius
    @zach.avenarius 3 года назад +187

    I love how the thumbnail is relatable to literally everybody, but not for the reasoning in the title.

    • @AceWolf456
      @AceWolf456 3 года назад +2

      Wait let me check my old Yahoo email

    • @AceWolf456
      @AceWolf456 3 года назад +4

      Ok, never mind. My Yahoo has 8359 unread emails.

    • @deactivateme7872
      @deactivateme7872 3 года назад +1

      Ace Wolf456 a thrilling tale to read

  • @unoriginalblu
    @unoriginalblu 3 года назад +89

    The ending was stellar too. Perfect use for that permission.

  • @FishMr3
    @FishMr3 3 года назад +104

    6:40 I feel like we're 1 step closer to the Harry Potter Discord Racism Simulator

  • @ogrodniczek3836
    @ogrodniczek3836 3 года назад +764

    Imagine if carson gets copystrike by this song now.

    • @jebvehxu566
      @jebvehxu566 3 года назад

      First reply

    • @Phracc
      @Phracc 3 года назад +2

      I don't think that's how copy right works

    • @austinfehr1667
      @austinfehr1667 3 года назад +42

      @@Phracc I don't think youtube knows how copyright works.

    • @rosex.x7586
      @rosex.x7586 3 года назад +11

      @@austinfehr1667 i dont think i know how copyright works.

    • @pjsans
      @pjsans 3 года назад +7

      @@austinfehr1667 I dont think that Susan Wojeski knows

  • @arnie7779
    @arnie7779 3 года назад +224

    Been a journey Carson
    *set comments to new*

    • @xavier5909
      @xavier5909 3 года назад +1

      yep. nuff said.

    • @autismaballs9043
      @autismaballs9043 3 года назад +1

      Its just “what the dog doin” its all i see its all there is

    • @beatricks8330
      @beatricks8330 3 года назад

      what da dog doin?

  • @chazmonk64
    @chazmonk64 3 года назад +165

    The QR code is a ton of QR codes put together so people get different results each time.

  • @MusicalRiolu
    @MusicalRiolu 3 года назад +106

    that remix SHAPED the early history of so many artists in the PMD community.
    who would've tought it helped shape carson too, even if a little.
    banger

  • @cal1co_
    @cal1co_ 3 года назад +110

    These recent events have not been a particularly 16 Gigabytes Of DDR4 RAM moment

  • @ctrlzme.6448
    @ctrlzme.6448 3 года назад +2147

    Carson’s head doesn’t fit his body. He should customise his avatar again.

    • @timmitytom
      @timmitytom 3 года назад +13

      I bestow upon you, the 69th like.

    • @iamaretard6056
      @iamaretard6056 3 года назад +2

      I mean if you shoul not do it it’s very mean grandpa it wasn’t nice thank you grand I like the birthday presents it is cool and I but i but I and it really good

    • @squtnik
      @squtnik 3 года назад +2

      @@iamaretard6056 what

    • @Vex-VII
      @Vex-VII 3 года назад +2

      @@squtnik you have a smell like that of a cat who knows you better food than you want although the resources will help you to use tamed Dodos are prone and the second possible solution is that the ground will not attack unless the result in a team of the evidence is not to the extent that it can also dismount to be killed by a house to the lecture and then drop the key back from my head and then drop off by tomorrow evening if that's OK for you to use during the mission area

    • @bobinbanderson1536
      @bobinbanderson1536 3 года назад

      And you can get it to me for the next day and then you get on your way home from the mega punch in your head and I don’t have like a good 😌 lol 😆 you are really good cool dude yeah it’s ok cool I just wanted a little more I like 👍

  • @biospark4758
    @biospark4758 3 года назад +625

    Broke: “He clearly likes it!”
    Woke: “Haha that’s awesome!”

  • @derphunk5338
    @derphunk5338 3 года назад +559

    Last time was this early, JunkyJanker was still Gumball.

    • @ProjectAnzo
      @ProjectAnzo 3 года назад +29

      "SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!" -Nicolas "JunkyJanker" Gumball

    • @normalhumanbeing6066
      @normalhumanbeing6066 3 года назад +15

      Is that the funny sans charm from the hit film hollow knight?

    • @luciddreamingtoohard
      @luciddreamingtoohard 3 года назад +1

      @@20kkskrt65 imposter I would NEVER self promote

    • @MeganCookiie
      @MeganCookiie 3 года назад +1

      @@20kkskrt65 No

    • @lowbudgetracc
      @lowbudgetracc 3 года назад +11

      @@normalhumanbeing6066 you just completely ruined dashmaster for me

  • @richardlong1709
    @richardlong1709 3 года назад +19

    This channel was once thriving, millions of views. Now it’s a ghost town

  • @Aviator43
    @Aviator43 3 года назад +67

    3:55 as he typed “what happened to Newt?” I got an Arby’s ad

    • @kinlex.
      @kinlex. 3 года назад +4

      they have; the meats

    • @collinkelley9906
      @collinkelley9906 3 года назад

      I got an ad for some movie that said "it's a slaughter house"

    • @felwinterslie8223
      @felwinterslie8223 3 года назад +1

      Welcome to chinese arby's
      (Sorry, that's really messed up)

    • @A13X-M53R
      @A13X-M53R 3 года назад

      They have meat