Pretty sure the human politicians have hidden our history from these poor aliens, showing them a history book would be like showing them a horror movie where the characters are puppies.
a bit like the Ethereal Snake style, subverting-expectations videos here on RUclips, like for instance "Thomas was only following orders" ( ruclips.net/video/sOTBU5QJJWM/видео.html ) or "Mickey is forced to choose between Goofy and his country" ( ruclips.net/video/Gz04mwXeBGQ/видео.html ).
"As you go walking down the street, it could be in Peru You hear a distant calling, and you know it's meant for you You forget where you are going as you join the merry mob And before you know just where you are, you're in an Irish Pub"
I'm not even Irish, and have many a time found myself in an Irish pub. Friendly people, good music from semi-pro folk musicians, can't really go wrong. Having been a US Marine, I appreciated and sometimes requested when they would play "What do you do with a Drunken Sailor?". I never got thrown in bed with Maggie Thatcher, but I sometimes found myself in a friend's bathroom, or even on a porch with a bucket.
Nice story, but I’m confused about one thing, at the start you say “Number three is our favorite, number five: “Human saves...” Why talk about three and then five?!?
@@AgroSquerril I don't understand, isn't "Human saves dumbass tourist who's in over his head" the title of the story?!? Wait... is "Story number 1, 5 stories of heroic humans saving people, number 3 is our favorite, number 5: 'Human saves dumbass tourist who's in over his head' " ... is that whole INTRO the story's 'title'?!? If so, not only is that too stupidly long to be a title, but it doesn't even make sense. At the start, it's supposed to be "Story number 1", then, after randomly mentioning story number 3, it proceeds to tell, not 1 OR 3, but story number 5?!? I'm sorry, but that's just dumb... At least the story its self wasn't that confused and messed up! Some people just can't name stuff, I guess...
@@7OOTnegaTerces It's supposed to be en excerpt from a click bait list that has 5 entries. This excerpt is only of entry 5. those lists always have a "You wont believe X on the list" or something like that.
@@AgroSquerril I see...well that could have been worded A LOT more clearly! However, your just the narrator, so I'm sure you'd find my opinions on how to PROPERLY convey that idea much more annoying than interesting, so I'm just going to stop here (really bugs me though...oh well...) Thanks for the narration, you did a good job, even if the author mucked up a tiny-small-insignificant (come one, Tnega, convince yourself it's not important) part of it!
LOL, so human memes to them is like cat memes are to people? ROFLOL, who would have thought we are as cute as cats. Cats are cute, cats are also deadly predators. Humans may be cute but we can also be deadly.
"... the Irish pub."
Oh hell no...
lol
Space orc pub is a no.
@@bobsterclause342
I will make a pub for space orcs. I swear it on my mothers grave... she's not dead, just Irish, we plan ahead.
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
Pretty sure the human politicians have hidden our history from these poor aliens, showing them a history book would be like showing them a horror movie where the characters are puppies.
a bit like the Ethereal Snake style, subverting-expectations videos here on RUclips, like for instance "Thomas was only following orders" ( ruclips.net/video/sOTBU5QJJWM/видео.html ) or "Mickey is forced to choose between Goofy and his country" ( ruclips.net/video/Gz04mwXeBGQ/видео.html ).
At least it wasn't Philadelphia, look how they mugged a hitchhiking robot.
That wasn’t a mugging, they fucking performed a vasectomy on that poor bot
We wouldn’t have seen the robot if it went to Vegas.
Hahaha the human is the chipmunk inquisitor in this story
A reversal of humans finding aliens cute Interesting Well done as usual
"As you go walking down the street, it could be in Peru
You hear a distant calling, and you know it's meant for you
You forget where you are going as you join the merry mob
And before you know just where you are, you're in an Irish Pub"
Hey ,Luv the quote, whos its author?
apologies to all
From the lyrics to "The Irish Pub" by The High Kings, an Irish band.
I'm not even Irish, and have many a time found myself in an Irish pub. Friendly people, good music from semi-pro folk musicians, can't really go wrong. Having been a US Marine, I appreciated and sometimes requested when they would play "What do you do with a Drunken Sailor?". I never got thrown in bed with Maggie Thatcher, but I sometimes found myself in a friend's bathroom, or even on a porch with a bucket.
keeper going
kept going
Ozzies save tourists lives all the time here. If we didn't look out for the idiot tourists half would need to return home as cargo.
Boop the human snoot
boop boop de doot
General announcement: unless granted permission, do not boop a human. This can lead to either reciprocation or injury.
Nice story, but I’m confused about one thing, at the start you say “Number three is our favorite, number five: “Human saves...”
Why talk about three and then five?!?
cause that's the actual title of the story. I think its meant to be alike a click bait article
@@AgroSquerril I don't understand, isn't "Human saves dumbass tourist who's in over his head" the title of the story?!? Wait... is "Story number 1, 5 stories of heroic humans saving people, number 3 is our favorite, number 5: 'Human saves dumbass tourist who's in over his head' " ... is that whole INTRO the story's 'title'?!? If so, not only is that too stupidly long to be a title, but it doesn't even make sense. At the start, it's supposed to be "Story number 1", then, after randomly mentioning story number 3, it proceeds to tell, not 1 OR 3, but story number 5?!? I'm sorry, but that's just dumb... At least the story its self wasn't that confused and messed up! Some people just can't name stuff, I guess...
@@7OOTnegaTerces It's supposed to be en excerpt from a click bait list that has 5 entries. This excerpt is only of entry 5. those lists always have a "You wont believe X on the list" or something like that.
@@AgroSquerril I see...well that could have been worded A LOT more clearly! However, your just the narrator, so I'm sure you'd find my opinions on how to PROPERLY convey that idea much more annoying than interesting, so I'm just going to stop here (really bugs me though...oh well...)
Thanks for the narration, you did a good job, even if the author mucked up a tiny-small-insignificant (come one, Tnega, convince yourself it's not important) part of it!
We only need a good writer, name like crap if you want, im here for quality and thinking.
just the caliber of the writing would make a better TV show than what they dump on us on a daily bases. .
For the algorithm!
I too can deal with that
Wait this was the midnight ( U.S.A. EST) story.. am I missing something?
625 and 626 got swapped around
@@AgroSquerril Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
For the Algorithm!!!
For the algorithm
For Al Gore hit em!
For the algorithm!
For the algorithm
For the swarm.
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
WHAT WOULD YOU ENDURE FOR A FREE TRIP INTO SPACE
F.T.A.
F.T.A.
Algorithm be pleased.
For the algorithm
For the algorithm
For the algorithm
Algorithm enhancement for cuties
For the Algorithm
For the Algorithm
54th, 29 November 2023
LOL, so human memes to them is like cat memes are to people? ROFLOL, who would have thought we are as cute as cats. Cats are cute, cats are also deadly predators. Humans may be cute but we can also be deadly.