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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

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  • @JulianDoe
    @JulianDoe 4 месяца назад +339

    Timestamps
    0:00 Pre Show Talk
    4:15 Preamble
    11:03 Beginning
    30:25 Deadpool & Happy
    43:15 Wade, Vanessa & Changes
    47:47 TVA
    57:01 Anchor Beings
    1:02:06 Tempad & Timelines
    1:09:47 Paradox & TVA
    1:24:50 The Graveyard
    1:40:00 Looking For Wolverine
    1:54:34 The Worst Wolverine
    2:12:17 The Void
    2:20:55 Chris Evans, Pyro & Sabretooth
    2:28:00 Cassandra Nova
    2:50:00 Escape, Plan & Coincidences
    2:56:25 The Diner
    2:59:38 Nicepool, Dogpool & Honda
    3:08:33 The Cameo Team
    3:23:00 Gambit's Accent, Minions & Inside Out
    3:33:19 Catchline
    3:36:04 Wolverine & X23
    3:47:10 Backstabbing
    3:52:24 The Big Cameos Fight Scene
    4:00:15 CGI: A Rushed Movie
    4:05:55 He Said The Thing
    4:09:25 Missed Opportunities & Comparision
    4:17:30 Fighting Cassandra
    4:28:00 The Sling Ring
    4:33:52 Cassandra’s Plan
    4:42:33 The Deadpools Bus Fight
    5:02:22 Stopping Cassandra
    5:16:40 Resolution & Time Confusion
    5:28:30 Shawarma’s Party
    5:39:19 Credits
    5:40:10 Logan
    5:51:50 Deadpool & Wolverine
    5:53:26 Conclusions

    • @d0tbat
      @d0tbat 4 месяца назад +10

      @@JulianDoe godsend as always

    • @Sue_Me_Too
      @Sue_Me_Too 4 месяца назад +8

      You're an angel

    • @DeadBatteryRed
      @DeadBatteryRed 4 месяца назад +5

      Thanks

    • @canaldecasta
      @canaldecasta 4 месяца назад +12

      Timestamp-man, sir, is it too much to ask for a "TIPPLES" count?
      The public must be aware about how many times it is said.

    • @ShadowDogProduction
      @ShadowDogProduction 4 месяца назад +1

      Doing God's work!

  • @benjaminsnyder9587
    @benjaminsnyder9587 4 месяца назад +357

    Tony Stark was the MCU's anchor being. He died, and it died with him, slowly withering over time. Their only desperate hope now is the same as Deadpool's: bring another RDJ character in Doom to try to re-establish him as an anchor being, just like drunk Logan.

    • @ne0nZchr0me
      @ne0nZchr0me 4 месяца назад +7

      Na, it was 2017 Logan cuz the fucks gave us M SHE U Godmother Captain Marvel nudged in between 2018 infinity war and 2019 end game instead of putting black widow in between the two... the Signs Were So Clear

    • @benjaminsnyder9587
      @benjaminsnyder9587 4 месяца назад +41

      @@ne0nZchr0me
      I don't think you understood what I was saying at all.

    • @michaelvaldez5993
      @michaelvaldez5993 4 месяца назад +13

      I gotchu... They had to bring RDJ back coz this timeline is dying 😂😂

    • @GabesEdtiz
      @GabesEdtiz 4 месяца назад +1

      The only scenario that would make sense.

    • @benjaminsnyder9587
      @benjaminsnyder9587 4 месяца назад +3

      @DevilMan88
      You have completely missed my point.

  • @ScottishGremlin
    @ScottishGremlin 4 месяца назад +528

    I think a fix for the whole “anchor being” thing would be for it to a complete lie by Paradox but he used it as an excuse to get rid of the X-men universe because he got bored of monitoring it after Wolverine died, but wanted Deadpool to be safe because he was still interested in monitoring him. It still works as a meta joke and makes more sense unless I’m a huge idiot.

    • @PersonYayyy
      @PersonYayyy 4 месяца назад +157

      …that is genius. This would expand it from Deadpool racing to save his friends to Deadpool trying to save the Fox universe from being destroyed and thus forgotten. It’s a quest for the movie to make us remember what came before the MCU and not forget them, represented by Deadpool trying to save their universes from destruction by the TVA, the MCU loving organization representing Disney. There’s so much potential there. This movie is just SO close to being good. So many ideas that were ALMOST done well.

    • @jwhoff619
      @jwhoff619 4 месяца назад +70

      I actually really like that. Especially since it was clear everyone in his office had seen Logan die like a thousand times to the point of knowing all the lines. He’s a fan. Thats brilliant.

    • @commietearsdrinker
      @commietearsdrinker 4 месяца назад

      That's perfect. Even if you toss away the whole theme of "second chances" the movie thinks it has, it's just a far more air-tight alternative to this anchor nonsense.

    • @Fujtajblus
      @Fujtajblus 4 месяца назад +31

      Also it would play into the character of Paradox that this lie would suffice for Deadpool (even though this anchor being does not make sense) because he thinks Deadpool is an idiot.

    • @TheMonkeygoneape
      @TheMonkeygoneape 4 месяца назад +8

      that's actually pretty funny, I love it lol

  • @justanotherday5833
    @justanotherday5833 4 месяца назад +120

    Hey wolf, if you read the comments, please clip the part from 5:40:10 where mauler starts talking about Logan at the end. I think that speech is really good and I think more people should listen to it, which would be hard as people might not reach the end of the podcast

    • @tomrozema6186
      @tomrozema6186 4 месяца назад +6

      Poignant

    • @lessalazar9068
      @lessalazar9068 4 месяца назад +10

      That part is why I love MauLer's commentary

    • @Hioloi
      @Hioloi 4 месяца назад +12

      Cool that he saw this comment and did it.

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 3 месяца назад +2

      Man felt true rage

    • @mickvd4
      @mickvd4 3 месяца назад +2

      He listened!

  • @sekonsanyt593
    @sekonsanyt593 4 месяца назад +291

    the first thing i though when i saw cassandra opening a sorcerer portal "how the fuck isn't there an army of doctor stranges fighting the TVA?"

    • @Franxxichigo
      @Franxxichigo Месяц назад +3

      she was able to open portal cuz the ring was with 2 infinite stones in it - reality and time, regular ring cant open portal to TVA

    • @sekonsanyt593
      @sekonsanyt593 Месяц назад +7

      @@Franxxichigo so infinity stones don't work in the TVA but work in the Void? and if it's the case, so a infinite number of working infinity stones end up in the void anyway, how does anyone use them to get out?

    • @Franxxichigo
      @Franxxichigo Месяц назад

      @@sekonsanyt593 all mutant powers works in the void, so stones also works, maybe only combination of this exact 2 stones can open a portal from the void, and you have to know that you are in the void in the first place, and there is maybe like 10 people can handle this power in the entire multiverse.

    • @sekonsanyt593
      @sekonsanyt593 Месяц назад +8

      @@Franxxichigo 1) mutant powers and inifinity stones correlation?
      2) special portals powered by combination of infinity stones, based on what?
      3) how can you not know you are in the void?
      4) there are infinity versions of this "10 people" being sent to the void
      you are making shit up

    • @stupidgey3949
      @stupidgey3949 Месяц назад

      ​@@Franxxichigo so why didn't the sorcerer who cassandra got it from just use it to leave the void?
      Also, having the reality and time stone doesn't mean that the user can just go to any other time/reality. If that's the case, then Thanos could've just used those stones along with the space stone to gather resources from countless uninhabited planets across the multiverse. Add souls stone to that to make sure those planets doesn't have life forms that have souls.
      The reality is that this movie's writing is garbage and no amount of extra information can fix it.

  • @Brandon_Powell
    @Brandon_Powell 4 месяца назад +370

    Chris Stuckmann did a review of Deadpool and Wolverine, so I guess that means he liked it. I love how he has formatted his work in a way that you don't actually have to watch any of his videos because the sheer fact that he made a video means that you already know how he feels.

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios 4 месяца назад +84

      Noooo, but you're missing all his great additional insights like... who made it

    • @Brandon_Powell
      @Brandon_Powell 4 месяца назад +25

      @@HerohammerStudios Oh yeah. How would we know that otherwise? What would we do without him?

    • @kingbash6466
      @kingbash6466 4 месяца назад +21

      Stuckmann peaked when he used to do hilariocity reviews.

    • @RM_VFX
      @RM_VFX 4 месяца назад +9

      ​@@HerohammerStudios Also the release date, the cast and running time.

    • @milkman6218
      @milkman6218 4 месяца назад +22

      But how would you get stuckmannized if you don't watch the video?

  • @hothotheat3000
    @hothotheat3000 4 месяца назад +127

    It’s absolutely a MESS held together by Hugh Jackman. Imagine if he wasn’t in this and it was just a cameo fest. Any emotional heft is attributed to his performance. He’s great. The moment where he says that he’s proud to wear the suit is incredibly powerful, and he sells the hell out of it.

    • @emmanuelsneakz
      @emmanuelsneakz 4 месяца назад +5

      Hugh held shite

    • @Kabal39
      @Kabal39 4 месяца назад +2

      @@emmanuelsneakz?

    • @caseyhudson4929
      @caseyhudson4929 4 месяца назад +9

      @@Kabal39 Think he's suggesting that saying this movie is "held together" at all is too much of a complement.

    • @mrmxyzptlk8906
      @mrmxyzptlk8906 4 месяца назад +2

      @@hothotheat3000 it’s a Deadpool film… it’s supposed to be all over the place. 🤦‍♂️ you guys are tools

    • @caseyhudson4929
      @caseyhudson4929 4 месяца назад +15

      @@mrmxyzptlk8906 Yeah, nice standards.
      Other mcu slop: 😡
      mcu slop, ft Deadpool: 😍
      Why is this movie's incomprehensibility excusable? Is it just because Disney is wearing Deadpool's face this time around.

  • @bruhfvdf3145
    @bruhfvdf3145 4 месяца назад +99

    Remember when spoilers for a film used to be meaningful plot points that radically alters how one views and experiences the story and it’s events, rather than just which character is going to cameo in the movie for fan ejaculation.
    Yeah, me neither

    • @e.c.winner7252
      @e.c.winner7252 3 месяца назад +2

      Ever seen The Prestige?

    • @wwyd4akb
      @wwyd4akb 3 месяца назад +2

      Snape kills Dumbledore?

    • @bruhfvdf3145
      @bruhfvdf3145 3 месяца назад +1

      @@wwyd4akb what year is it?

    • @e.c.winner7252
      @e.c.winner7252 3 месяца назад

      @@bruhfvdf3145 2005

    • @wwyd4akb
      @wwyd4akb 3 месяца назад

      @@bruhfvdf3145 significantly passed the time that spoiler was relevant.
      presumably a dark age of writing, at least regarding modern mainstream efforts.

  • @stevesamuals2651
    @stevesamuals2651 4 месяца назад +132

    I hate to break it to you fringy, but marvel has been scrapbooking their movies and tv shows for a while. Just shooting multiple scenes and film's and editing them together later to try and get the best test screening results. It's why their budgets are always so bloated

    • @MundaneThingsBackwards
      @MundaneThingsBackwards 4 месяца назад +31

      It's part of why their writing makes no sense and seems so amateur. They literally can't plan a simple plot from beginning to end.

    • @aquapendulum
      @aquapendulum 4 месяца назад +19

      I remember an interview about Tony Gilroy's writing process for Andor and it sounds starkly different from how these productions are put together today. Basically, Gilroy started the pre-production of Andor by locking himself into a room, just researching Star Wars canon and mapping out the story for a whole season. Then when the pandemic hit, he took the opportunity to redraft the script again. When the Andor crew walked into production proper, everybody knew what to do without a doubt. No scrapbooking, no figuring things out as they go.
      It's no coincidence that Andor had the most surviving footage out of any of these Disney+ shows either from Marvel or Lucasfilm. That crew didn't have to throw away a lot of footage.

  • @fr0ck360
    @fr0ck360 4 месяца назад +227

    Oh Disney is 100% going to push the "right" fanservice (Ghost Rider, Toby Spider Man, etc.) and cameos hard in Secret Wars after seeing the success of this movie

    • @citizen3000
      @citizen3000 4 месяца назад +52

      I’ve spent like 15+ years or something waiting for reference culture to go away.
      When will it end? How much longer can this shit go on?
      This is pop culture collapsing in on itself. I’m so sick of fucking references being the basis of writing and storytelling.

    • @the1gresh
      @the1gresh 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@citizen3000 Sounds like you're going to have a lot more waiting to do with the future.

    • @_eggers
      @_eggers 4 месяца назад +11

      The fact that they didn’t show even a few seconds of wolverine vs hulk in this means they’re saving it for secret wars. Otherwise for a movie all about fan service teasing that fight but not showing it was the most baffling thing they did.

    • @supermegagaelord69420
      @supermegagaelord69420 4 месяца назад

      ​@@citizen3000It's okay, every genre goes through a trend like this, we'll get through it. Remember horror movies, more specifically slashers? Hellraiser had some very enjoyable early entries, same for Halloween, even the bad ones were really fun. Then horror got really popular and successful, and every franchise that made a mark was bought out and milked for everything it was worth. Legacy characters got thrown away, the movies just become a series of lazily written gratuitously violent events (Almost like lazy cameos and fan service). Horror fell off, a bunch of people started hating on slasher flicks and the entire horror genre, and now years later you're seeing a bit of a resurgence in horror, suddenly it's gone from one of the worst genres to one of the best, most creative, artistically diverse genres for both amateur and expert filmmakers. There are still bad entries, definitely, but it's no longer miss after miss of lazy corporate toned down garbage, there's plenty of people in the field wanting to make good, original flicks. Granted, horror isn't the best example, it's a niche genre that has had a pattern of overall ups and downs over decades, buuuut I'm just saying that I think superhero movies will hopefully fall off, get sharted on, and then get brought back. You'll just have to deal with a bunch of people saying, "I don't like superhero movies," because they'll put the entire genre in the same boat, and then you'll hear them say, "Oh that one was good... For a Superhero movie," followed by, "I like modern superhero movies," and then when modern superhero movies fail again they'll go back to Deadpool 1 and Iron Man and say, "I prefer the classic Superhero movies these days."

    • @DaMaster012
      @DaMaster012 4 месяца назад +5

      Every single lesson DisnESG is going to from Deadpool and Wolverine is going to be the wrong one.

  • @twenty1129
    @twenty1129 4 месяца назад +48

    They should have had a scene where Blade's sunglasses get knocked off and he has very obviously CGI'd eyeballs

  • @Choryrth
    @Choryrth 4 месяца назад +30

    @4:29:00 Not only is the sling ring now a time travelling device, it's a multiverse hopping device. the entire multiverse of madness movie is completely pointless with this.
    and all sorcerers, in all universes, wield this casually.

    • @wadenbeisser2491
      @wadenbeisser2491 4 месяца назад +7

      Funnily enough that's what the ancient one talked about in the first dr strange. They kinda forgot for a while. Then someone remembered. The writing is a mess in the entire MCU when they smelled money over vision.

    • @Choryrth
      @Choryrth 4 месяца назад +3

      @@wadenbeisser2491 i mean, she talked about the multiverse, yeah, but the sling rings specifically only travelled in the universe they were in.
      between dimensions, sure, but still the same universe.

    • @puggietaur
      @puggietaur 4 месяца назад +3

      @@wadenbeisser2491well to be specific, loki retconned that the dimensions were not all there was to the multiverse, but rather that there were parallel timelines each with their own set of dimensions (it did not explain this well at all though). and the sling ring here has the time and reality stone on it so that's their cope for its ability to do something sling rings can't. still introduces more problems but it's different problems than it would seem at first glance

    • @Arphemius
      @Arphemius 4 месяца назад

      @@puggietaur I didn't see the movie - so this slingring has the time and reality stone? Mauler and co must have missed that, that solves the whole issue with that really.

    • @Choryrth
      @Choryrth Месяц назад

      @@Arphemius 2 months late, but, as far as i know it doesn't have those stones, and even if it did that doesn't solve the issue, and in fact makes it much, much worse.
      infinity stones only work within the universe they were created. outside of it they are just rocks.

  • @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917
    @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 4 месяца назад +47

    Paradox's plan is even WORSE than EFAP thinks.
    The TVA already knows about time rippers. So, they wouldn't be impressed, they'd be like "Yeah, idiot, we know what time rippers are."

    • @Gooch7714
      @Gooch7714 4 месяца назад +11

      I think they mentioned that, maybe I missed it.
      But the TVA is also aware of technology that is more effective than the time ripper. Pruning timelines used to take seconds for them… now the time ripper takes like 3 days

    • @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917
      @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 4 месяца назад +18

      ​@@Gooch7714 They mention it, but kinda miss the point.
      He's acting like this is some grand new invention, but the TVA is like "Damn it, we told him not to use a time ripper, and he used the damn time ripper."

    • @Squeeble00
      @Squeeble00 4 месяца назад

      Him directly saying they don't prune anymore for ethical reasons and yet still somehow believing that just doing it anyway will convince them to start it again and put him in charge is so fucking retarded that it hurts.

    • @KarazolaX
      @KarazolaX 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Gooch7714 The timeripper doesn't take days. It takes minutes. It just took him 3 days to build the thing. Assumedly because the timerippers in the TVA's possession are limited / under lock and key and he's doing this off the books.

    • @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917
      @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 4 месяца назад +4

      @@KarazolaX It took them 3 days in a place where time doesn't exist.

  • @cyscosystar3507
    @cyscosystar3507 4 месяца назад +146

    I unironically want a efap for scooby doo zombie island, if we have a mystery story movie arc I will be very disappointed if it's not in there

    • @DarkXVenator
      @DarkXVenator 4 месяца назад +16

      Amazingly one of the best kids movies I remember watching and one that stuck with me since it came out

    • @SuperKillJoy15
      @SuperKillJoy15 4 месяца назад +2

      And The Witches Ghost

    • @brandonvallier4214
      @brandonvallier4214 4 месяца назад +1

      All it takes is time and magic wax

    • @2ndlegend125
      @2ndlegend125 4 месяца назад

      Maybe do a Mulan/Cruella style efap where the watch that and the live action movies.

    • @Cats-TM
      @Cats-TM 4 месяца назад

      The best Scooby-Doo movie, would love them to watch it.

  • @novik203
    @novik203 4 месяца назад +85

    He doesn't kill Hitler in the AC scene. In the full scene in the unrated cut, he ends up saying sorry and changing baby Hitler's diaper before leaving, with him fully alive

    • @Mmmmilo
      @Mmmmilo 4 месяца назад +5

      Really? That’s insane.

    • @GeeMannn
      @GeeMannn 3 месяца назад +9

      @@Mmmmilo he does say that he'll call back his friend who's okay with being a child killer, implying he gets Cable to do it ig

    • @apocryphicdeath
      @apocryphicdeath 3 месяца назад

      @@novik203 Honestly the baby Hitler thing is a stupid exercise in time travel/ multiverse discussion.
      If one wanted to prevent Hitler from becoming leader of Germany the hinge point is the Treaty of Versailles. Prevent France and Britain from forcing Germany to falsely take responsibility for the war and accompanying over-punishment and Nazi Germany never rises.
      Basically you just have to convince the diplomats to accept Wilson's 14 Point Plan and WWII and the Holocaust never happen. The individual wasn't the catalyst, it was the state of despair in Germany's population created by the biggest screw up in the history of international politics by Britain and France.
      Tldr: Eliminating baby Hitler would change nothing.

    • @11alpha48
      @11alpha48 3 месяца назад +1

      I suppose given his meta awareness, Deadpool is conscious of the Hitler time travel immunity trope.

  • @canaldecasta
    @canaldecasta 4 месяца назад +279

    This movie should've released before 2021.
    Before the TVA existed.

    • @justinfoster8281
      @justinfoster8281 4 месяца назад +43

      It did, but the TVA deleted that timeline

    • @XraptorNZ
      @XraptorNZ 4 месяца назад +8

      @@justinfoster8281😂

    • @BirdsElopeWithTheSun09
      @BirdsElopeWithTheSun09 4 месяца назад +18

      If it did, it would've been melted.

    • @R0krSam
      @R0krSam 4 месяца назад +4

      Yes!!! Including the TVA was a bad choice... Both D&W could have ended in the avoid and Cassandra being the main antagonist that wants to get out and search for Xavier.. simple yet 90% else could have been kept intact

    • @texteel
      @texteel 4 месяца назад +7

      "Before the dark times, before the TVA"
      Obaggins Wanbo

  • @Raxus502
    @Raxus502 4 месяца назад +163

    Logan died to protect a girl, but accidentally doomed the entire universe instead....

    • @mrmxyzptlk8906
      @mrmxyzptlk8906 4 месяца назад +12

      @@Raxus502 and? That has nothing to do with him. That’s beyond him entirely. He had no awareness of this.
      You guys are hyper analyzing over nothing lol. It’s pitiful.

    • @Raxus502
      @Raxus502 4 месяца назад +24

      @@mrmxyzptlk8906 doesn't change the fact that by doing nothing he would of gave the girl better odds of living than if he had helped... thus his sacrifice amounted to less than shit, he died to doom an entire universe, he makes hitler look like jesus.

    • @nick_ashley
      @nick_ashley 4 месяца назад +28

      ​@@mrmxyzptlk8906the point is his sacrifice was not only in vain and pointless, but actually completely destructive. It undermines the entire point of Logan.

    • @notgonnapay
      @notgonnapay 4 месяца назад +9

      Omg, it’s just meant to be meta; there’s no reason to be so pedantic about it.
      Everyone in the void in this movie is from a film series that ended, got canceled, or never got out of development hell. That’s why we get lines from Blade like, ‘Our worlds died, and we didn’t even have a chance to fight for it,’ and Gambit saying he doesn’t know what world he came from.

    • @Raxus502
      @Raxus502 3 месяца назад +11

      @@notgonnapay then why do you care so much?

  • @Sousabird
    @Sousabird 4 месяца назад +405

    The first time I met someone with a super strong Cajun accent, I thought they were disabled.

    • @ezlmonqzy9650
      @ezlmonqzy9650 4 месяца назад +28

      😂

    • @ManHamOrigins
      @ManHamOrigins 4 месяца назад +29

      They were

    • @bigboydancannon4325
      @bigboydancannon4325 4 месяца назад +101

      Disabled, French, what's the difference really

    • @Handsy_McGee
      @Handsy_McGee 4 месяца назад

      @@bigboydancannon4325 Cajuns are descendant from people who left France, and then were kicked out of Canada. They're like, the least cringe version of being French you can get.

    • @mariobadia4553
      @mariobadia4553 4 месяца назад

      ​lol @@bigboydancannon4325

  • @GabesEdtiz
    @GabesEdtiz 4 месяца назад +155

    I enjoyed the movie, but unlike certain individuals, I can admit it has A LOT of fucking issues. Believe it or not, you’re allowed to like certain things while also being able to recognize it has a certain amount of flaws. I don’t understand why this still seems to be such a foreign concept to some people.
    Let me give two more examples: The Sharknado and Bayformer films. I have an absolute blast watching both of those series and have been a fan of them for some time, but it’s not because they’re any good. It’s because they’re the opposite of good. From a pure writing standpoint, they’re absolute dogshit.
    As I said originally, this movie was pretty fun to me and I won’t lie and act as if I didn’t get nostalgic at certain points, but I’d be lying if I said this movie wasn’t a downgrade from the previous two films in terms of story.

    • @fr0ck360
      @fr0ck360 4 месяца назад +18

      Me with Monsterverse movies:

    • @matteomastrodomenico1231
      @matteomastrodomenico1231 4 месяца назад +5

      To be fair, people might agree that it's flawed, but not necessarily flawed enough to consider it bad.

    • @thesaltmerchant4564
      @thesaltmerchant4564 4 месяца назад +15

      I love electra, the movie is shit but its like junk food
      Also jennifer garner in a red leather corset alwas very influential on me as a young man

    • @GabesEdtiz
      @GabesEdtiz 4 месяца назад +7

      @@fr0ck360Exactly! Those movies don’t make a lick of sense nor are they really any good. The entirety of the plots presented in them are an excuse to throw giant monsters at each other. But at the very least most individuals recognize they’re not good and they’re only interested in the Kaijus kicking the shit out of each other.

    • @GabesEdtiz
      @GabesEdtiz 4 месяца назад +7

      ⁠​⁠@@matteomastrodomenico1231Fair, but I swear, sometimes there are just those certain people who are only interested in some random cameos showing up and Deadpool saying some funny shit instead of actually wanting to see an interested story with the characters. Like, you can still have your cameos and funny shit while having an interesting story.
      (And an argument can be made that the Multiverse can bring in so many issues and flaws into a story just by being there if it’s done well, especially if it’s a case involving something like the TVA. They’ve already ruined so much of the lore, mechanics, and stakes ever since they were introduced, and they haven’t tried to establish any concrete rules as to how their designations of Time Travel of the Multiverse work. And nobody can make the satire or meta excuse for Loki since that show 100% was taking itself seriously. They’re just constantly throwing nonsense at the wall in regards to the TVA with no coherency).

  • @dire213
    @dire213 4 месяца назад +21

    if a universe dies because the anchor being is dead, how is the universe alive before the anchor being is born?

    • @Squeeble00
      @Squeeble00 4 месяца назад +16

      A good question, for a better writer

    • @spider-manunknown9193
      @spider-manunknown9193 3 месяца назад

      If he dies in the future then the world around him is dying.

  • @nlbite
    @nlbite 4 месяца назад +84

    So in terms of wolverine being the worst wolverine. I believe in the comics there was a ‘what if’ story where Logan accidentally kills all the X-Men. He’s brainwashed to thinking the Xavier mansion is being invaded by robots and kills all of them. When he comes to, he realizes he murdered all his friends. In his depression, he tries to kill himself by putting his head on a train track. For a second, I thought Disney was gonna go down that route, but there’s no way they have the balls for that sort of story.

    • @zionharris9432
      @zionharris9432 4 месяца назад +24

      That's old man logan and mysterio did that, not a great story but definitely better than DP 3

    • @nlbite
      @nlbite 4 месяца назад +4

      @@zionharris9432 That makes sense. I haven't read that comic in years. Great story.

    • @lacolem1
      @lacolem1 4 месяца назад +9

      Ah, Old Man Logan and the incestrous Hulks. I actually liked the story, iirc

    • @-Azure.EXE-
      @-Azure.EXE- 4 месяца назад +2

      Getting deceived into doing an action that makes you suicidal isn't something that would make you 'the worst' of anything. That's even worse than the actual film because at least this wolvy was cognizant of his actions and consequences.

    • @nlbite
      @nlbite 4 месяца назад +7

      @@-Azure.EXE- That's a good point. But they could have amended the Old Man Logan story to make it seem worse. Maybe Logan could sense that something was off with the mansion attack. It 'didn't smell right' suggesting that his heightened senses were picking up that something was off. But Logan ignored his gut and let his blood lust rage get the best of him. His family died at his hands and the villains were able to take over the US thanks to the X-men being eliminated. I think that's a hell of a lot more interesting and dramatic than Logan going out to get drunk and coming home to find the X-men dead.

  • @alatheamorse7275
    @alatheamorse7275 4 месяца назад +100

    My immediate thought with the Vanessa scene was “Vanessa wouldn’t do that. She wouldn’t say that” (not the you don’t fucking matter part)

    • @NekoinaBox2000
      @NekoinaBox2000 4 месяца назад +23

      Because she didn’t :|

    • @kingbash6466
      @kingbash6466 4 месяца назад +30

      ​@@NekoinaBox2000It's funny because even Deadpool himself said that during that exact scene.

    • @Synthetic94
      @Synthetic94 4 месяца назад +2

      Same

    • @alatheamorse7275
      @alatheamorse7275 4 месяца назад +20

      @@NekoinaBox2000 not THAT line, the rest of the scene?? Vanessa would never DEMAND Wade to “matter” or she’d break up with him. That’s not who Vanessa is

    • @ramjet94
      @ramjet94 4 месяца назад +15

      @@alatheamorse7275 That wasn't what Vanessa was talking about. She was talking about Wade closing himself off in his depression and not being here and WADE pushed her away in his depression. Still not great but at least they get back together. At no point did she ever say anything about mattering. She does not care about him being an Avenger or mattering. She just wants him

  • @canaldecasta
    @canaldecasta 4 месяца назад +345

    "He vadered" cringe disnoid.
    "He wolverined" Peak fire.

    • @derekhatton7799
      @derekhatton7799 4 месяца назад +5

      It’s Wolverine, not Citizen Kane

    • @Arko777777
      @Arko777777 4 месяца назад +70

      ​​@@derekhatton7799 What do you mean? Why Wolverine can't have a story written on the level of Citizen Kane? Just because you think the concept is silly or something? It's all about the execution.
      Also, Logan exists so you can watch that (and I mean this with "solid story" not "CK level story").

    • @HectorLopez0217
      @HectorLopez0217 4 месяца назад

      At this point Matt Ramos prediction of Tobey Spider-Man facing off against Kang will be Tom Holland and RDJ Doom

    • @ManHamOrigins
      @ManHamOrigins 4 месяца назад +21

      @@derekhatton7799
      Citizen Kane was never anything special either

    • @canaldecasta
      @canaldecasta 4 месяца назад +32

      @derekhatton7799
      It's Ashoka/Acolyte/Book of Boba Fett, not Citizen Kane.
      Doubt you watched Citizen Kane even

  • @Сайтамен
    @Сайтамен 4 месяца назад +44

    Hey Mauler. RUclips is about to be blocked in Russia along with most of VPNs, it's already inaccessible from PC. Can you please reupload audio versions of your podcasts on EFAP IMDB page like you used to so I could listen to them? Thank you.
    Update: They unblocked it on some PC, I'm lucky.
    Update: 3 days later they blocked it again...

    • @DopeAmine-nn1sx
      @DopeAmine-nn1sx 4 месяца назад +3

      If you don’t mind me asking, why is RUclips getting banned there?

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 4 месяца назад +1

      @@DopeAmine-nn1sx Dictatorship, plain and simple. They don't want people listening to any political information except their propaganda.

    • @aquapendulum
      @aquapendulum 4 месяца назад +3

      @@DopeAmine-nn1sx Sanctions.

    • @ithinkiknowwhatiamdoing102
      @ithinkiknowwhatiamdoing102 4 месяца назад +3

      Holy Shit

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 3 месяца назад +1

      @@aquapendulum Nah, sanctions are raised for 2 years already. This is government censorship.

  • @eyeh0
    @eyeh0 4 месяца назад +215

    The TVA being a major part of this movie was an unfun and unfortunate surprise to me.

    • @NekoinaBox2000
      @NekoinaBox2000 4 месяца назад +12

      It’s weird because if you breakdown why they are there, it’s a joke about movie tie ins. The tva in the movie is just a representation of Marvel and Disney… yeeeet people got pissed because they didn’t get WHY it was in the movie

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios 4 месяца назад +69

      ​@@NekoinaBox2000 I'm just pissed because they're shit. I don't care about the meta

    • @kingbash6466
      @kingbash6466 4 месяца назад +22

      Honestly, I liked they were here because Deadpool gets to kill a bunch of them. Was never really that fond of them anyways.

    • @grandarkfang_1482
      @grandarkfang_1482 4 месяца назад +23

      ​@@NekoinaBox2000We all get why they're here. That's the problem.

    • @tabull8180
      @tabull8180 4 месяца назад +14

      @@NekoinaBox2000 TVA can be partly a joke, but it certainly isn't JUST that. TVA is major player in the movie and allows the plot to happen at all. If you want to ignore that, thats on you.

  • @NickReinhart
    @NickReinhart 4 месяца назад +107

    Cable's device allows one to move along the timeline, not across alternate universes, so how TF did Wade get to "616" anyway. Marvel has mixed up universes and timelines in such a catastrophic way that it is truly mind blowing. The people who wrote phases 4 and 5 don't have a single ounce of logic. Also, Wade and Vanessa breaking up was horrifically stupid. As stated, it's like she's not even the same person.

    • @Red-zh7vq
      @Red-zh7vq 4 месяца назад +5

      Well, X-Men Origins: Wolverine had to be in a different universe, right? There’s no way both versions of Wade Wilson could’ve existed in the same timeline but new Deadpool kills old, mouth sewn shut Deadpool.

    • @fr0ck360
      @fr0ck360 4 месяца назад +8

      Vanessa suddenly breaking up with Wade is probably written by Zeb Wells 💀

    • @zachrohler1047
      @zachrohler1047 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@@Red-zh7vq which the diffrent logan movies themselves are technically diffrent timelines aswell even with them sorta linking up in days of future past. Thats the problem with time. They change and alter things in one "timeline" which effects other "timelines". Even dead pool makes reference to the sterwart and mcavoy timelines being diffrent. So its all sorta just word salad. Thats why time travel and its variations make no sence.

    • @ThanosDestroyeryearsago
      @ThanosDestroyeryearsago 4 месяца назад

      In the many worlds interpretation timelines and universes are the same thing. Which is what the MCU is based off.

    • @rogerrubio9540
      @rogerrubio9540 4 месяца назад

      for any questions like this just go check out a screen rant or new Rockstars video on the topic, they'll twist and turn into being able to explain these questions with satisfying answers;) lol

  • @Genubath1
    @Genubath1 4 месяца назад +76

    A better premise would be that Wade quits merc/hero work because it endangers Vanessa, so he gets a boring job that he doesn't enjoy. Vanessa ends up getting pregnant and they're pleased but soon start worrying about how they'll pay for their kid. Wade decides that the best way to do this is to figure out a way into some parallel timelines, either by stealing Cable's tech or some other means, and doing merc work there so that it wouldn't endanger his family (and also because he enjoys it so much). The 2nd act low point could be the villain stealing Wade's method of timeline travel to strike at his family and use it for their nefarious purposes. Any of the people from his timeline could come with him to help with the merc work in the beginning, Cable might chase after Wade so that he doesn't use the timeline travel tech irresponsibly, and Wade might have to fight some of the heroes of the other timelines and/or ally with them in the third act when he's fighting the big bad guy.
    Also a TVA agent shows up at the end to tell Wade to get back to his own timeline and Wade kneecaps them.

    • @JH-il4nv
      @JH-il4nv 4 месяца назад +23

      That would have been far better and less jarring Disney should hire you just like all the other fans that give a shit about the characters

    • @theliato3809
      @theliato3809 4 месяца назад +14

      @@JH-il4nv They wouldnt. He didnt include enough TVA insanity and brought up a story of trying to do good by family. wouldnt work for a family company like disney.

    • @SilvrSavior
      @SilvrSavior 4 месяца назад +3

      I think it would have been easier to have Deadpool quitting his merc activities because he knows he's not getting another film, throw in a scene of him in the locker room having the conversation with Vanessa, she breaks up with him because Wade isn't being true to himself, then Wade (along with Wolverine) realize his worth as a hero and that just because the audience isn't watching, doesn't mean that he should not just stop being a hero.

    • @Genubath1
      @Genubath1 4 месяца назад +2

      @@SilvrSavior I don't think there is a way that they can get Vanessa and Wade to break up without character assassinating either of the characters, based on what has happened in the other movies

    • @cyrus2395
      @cyrus2395 3 месяца назад

      I like this but I especially love the last sentence

  • @noank9175
    @noank9175 4 месяца назад +103

    The opening scene of this film is a perfect analogy for not only Deadpool 3 but for the MCU as a whole: Digging up the grave of a hero to puppet him around for profit.

    • @thepsychomagus
      @thepsychomagus 4 месяца назад +15

      Look at how they just threw tons of cash at RDJ to come back and portray Doctor Doom.

    • @noank9175
      @noank9175 4 месяца назад +5

      @thepsychomagus I was so shocked by him coming back, especially when he said that he thought the MCU may have "killed" his ability to act (or something along those lines).

    • @sparkypack
      @sparkypack 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@thepsychomagusRDJ will fix things. He will fix it. 🤭

    • @Djhiphop1000000000
      @Djhiphop1000000000 4 месяца назад +10

      @@noank9175 it’s a perfect screen period. It shits on Logan’s legacy in the most Deadpool way possible. Love it. And it’s a well shot action scene. One of the best scenes I’ve seen in film.

    • @bilbobagend8155
      @bilbobagend8155 4 месяца назад

      ​@@noank9175 "significantly more" than 80 million dollars and the guarantee of directors he likes working with were just too persuasive, I suppose.
      It's not going to save Marvel, though. The Russos last project was Endgame, and that was pretty disappointing IMO. I don't even know what the new Avengers team is going to look like.

  • @twomo1
    @twomo1 4 месяца назад +171

    Growing up is realizing Tom Nook and Resetti were right

  • @blairpearson9791
    @blairpearson9791 4 месяца назад +36

    They haven’t known what to do with Vanessa since the first movie.

    • @CMCAdvanced
      @CMCAdvanced 2 месяца назад

      Sounds like the writing team had plenty of girlfriends

  • @austinwoods466
    @austinwoods466 4 месяца назад +82

    The OG Secret Wars (85-86) comic was not about a multi-verse. Various heroes and villains from the same main comics timeline were taken at random by an unknown being and sent to a foreign dimension/world to fight each other. The villains and heroes break into factions and its a great story. Secret Wars (2015-2016) on the other hand... alternate dimensions, universe, variants, the Thor Corps... I fear that is what the Russo bros will be pulling from RDJ will become God Emperor Doom in yet another Disney Marvel Multiverse disaster.

    • @thepsychomagus
      @thepsychomagus 4 месяца назад +15

      I had no interest in a Pedro Pascal Reed Richards and I have equally no interest in RDJ coming back to be Doctor Doom. They should have found a tall menacing actor that could pull of Eastern European. The actor that was from Nip/Tuck that portrayed Doom in the early 2000s Fantastic Four is a more menacing looking Doom than RDJ.

    • @DUKEzors
      @DUKEzors 4 месяца назад +8

      OG Secret Wars was also the actual origin of Black Suit Spider-Man and Venom. I actually had those comics but didn't know what I had as a kid.

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 4 месяца назад +3

      Secret Wars II was more "Beyond fucks around and begs everyone to tell him what the meaning of life is." Also, comedy. Lots and LOTS of pointless comedy that pad out a pointless event comic.

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 4 месяца назад

      I think you are talking about the most recent Secret Wars, not Secret Wars 2. lol Secret Wars 2 was a 1980s sequels to the first story and it was this being taking human form and being called The Beyonder. And he interacted with a few super-heroes in their own titles too cause he was this cosmic being who wanted to experience what it is to be a human.
      The recent Secret Wars I think there was a Battleworld as well but yea it was a new World that was all controled by Doom as Emperor. I think cosmic beings wanted to destroy the Multiverse and at the last minute Doom managed to get great powers and he saved two Universes, the 616 one and the Ultimate Universe and fused them together which he then controled. Story was completely pointless.
      I think the reason people are thinking about Multiverse for this one it's cause they think Disney may want to do a story with different Universes so they can pick and choose which versions of characters they want to keep. If they want a fresh young Chris Evans Cap, they can basically pull him out from any alternate realities. Make him fight current Falcon Cap and Evans would win. I think it may be what they want to do, have various versions of characters fighting each other. It's not a bad idea. I would love Ed Norton Hulk whiping the floor with Mark Ruffalo Hulk. Every losers in fights, they Universe would disappear. Sort of a mix of the first Secret Wars with people fighting but with real stakes of keeping their Universe.

    • @austinwoods466
      @austinwoods466 4 месяца назад

      ​@@johnnyskinwalker4095 Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars, commonly known as "Secret Wars I", is a 12-issue American comic book crossover limited series published from May 1984 to April 1985 by Marvel Comics. It has nothing to do with multi-verses, is a beloved classic, and a great story. There is a Secret Wars II that came out in 1985 and finished in 1986, later in 1986--9 issues that failed to deliver as the OG event did (it was very unpopular). The real Secret Wars II is "Secret Wars" a 2015-16 comic book story-line published by Marvel Comics. It recalls the 1984-1985 miniseries of the same name, but is written by Jonathan Hickman ,
      and involves the destruction of the Marvel Universe and various other alternate universes (including those seen in the Ultimate Marvel and Marvel 2099 imprints, the "Age of Apocalypse" story-line, the Marvel 1602 universe, and the "House of M" story-line), with each universe's respective Earth combining with each other into Battleworld, a planet that exhibits the aspects of the various universes and a child's idea of a good story. This is the king of bad multi-verse stores with various versions of individual Marvel characters present in multiple variants on Battleworld. For example, there is a Tony Stark present in many of the territories where the Kingdom of Manhattan has both the Earth-1610 and the Earth-616 versions, and many versions of Thor serve as a peace-keeping force in the Thor Corps. It's villain was God Emperor (Victor Von) Doom and it is not a beloved classic with a great story. Most comics fans I know hate it--however Grace Randolph loves it so who knows. Who nose?

  • @redbearington3345
    @redbearington3345 4 месяца назад +11

    Just hit me while listening to this, but why does Wolverine become friends with Deadpool? This logan's backstory is he feels tremendous guilt that his actions got others killed. He watches Deadpool get Johnny killed for no reason and then not give a shit. Logan should hate Deadpool like no other.

  • @earthlingcarl3179
    @earthlingcarl3179 4 месяца назад +40

    The CGI jump out the bus scene is bizarre the way Wolverine is bobbing up and down after he lands, so creepy.

    • @thechefsteffon9173
      @thechefsteffon9173 4 месяца назад +10

      Yeah that was awful 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @xrphoenix7194
      @xrphoenix7194 4 месяца назад +6

      I believe that was intentional. That's why dp said something to the effect of "this'll be the only part they remember about the action sequence"

    • @Addahandle-q6t
      @Addahandle-q6t 3 месяца назад +6

      @@xrphoenix7194 no he was referring to him falling out of the bus not the cgi

    • @Normal6755
      @Normal6755 3 месяца назад

      That whole fight sequence looked slow and stupid.

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 3 месяца назад

      @@Normal6755 The whole slo-mo fight looked slow? Hmmm...

  • @mamunestor
    @mamunestor 4 месяца назад +39

    I am firmly convinced this is not that same Deadpool from the Fox movies. The X force issues and the part about Venessa’s profession lead me to that.

  • @RanOutOfChannelNames
    @RanOutOfChannelNames 3 месяца назад +19

    You dont understand. This Wolverine is the worst of the worst because, unlike rapists and nazis, he doesn't stand for anything.

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 3 месяца назад +4

      Is that seriously the writers logic? Or did they just not think of anything else so just dumped this guy on the audience.
      I know its a meme but still how is this the worst wolverine?

    • @Dragonzord571
      @Dragonzord571 Месяц назад

      ​@dodojesus4529 he's referencing Boogie

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 Месяц назад

      @@Dragonzord571 i know, it still stands. This cant be the worst wolverine

  • @alxfuture
    @alxfuture 4 месяца назад +12

    1:17:30 Poor Rags, I got his parallel with Snake Pliskin being fully outfitted and forced in to a mission. It's a great example of how they could have better dealt with Deadpools outrage at the proposition from Paradox. It's not like this one point would improve the overall mess in storytelling, but it was relevant in this instance and smart, thanks Rags.

  • @christaberit
    @christaberit 3 месяца назад +12

    Channing Tatum grew up around the Creole accent so he is nailing it. (As reported from the Creole population)

  • @mrshmuga9
    @mrshmuga9 4 месяца назад +40

    Something I noticed… no dismemberment (mostly)! Maybe they didn’t want the joke played out (with Deadpool losing limbs), but honestly that’s not good enough. There’s no way you fight Wolverine and not lose a limb if he’s trying to kill you. You could even have a Monty Python Black Knight scenario, but Wolverine has to carry him for a bit. Wouldn’t want DP out of the fight too long, and his healing isn’t that quick, but it should probably happen in the first fight up to the middle of the movie. You might have to move or get rid of the car scene. Or do one arm/one leg, both arms, or maybe a gaping hole in the middle so he’s still mobile.
    I mean, this movie stars _Wolverine_ the guy with _knives_ for hands. Dismemberment should happen often, and the reason it was off camera before was to keep the Fox movies from getting R ratings just because of Wolverine. But Deadpool is rated R and should be gory in line with the others (first movie you see inside 3 guys’ heads in the first scene). I think there’s just Sabretooth and Juggernaut, and that’s it, and you barely see anything (Juggernaut is a long distance shot). Heck, Logan’s opening scene was more gory than he was in this entire movie. Ya DP&W get _stabbed_ a bunch, but that’s it. No real visual representation of how bad it is other than blood packs. I don’t even think the suits got damaged at all (minus the end). This feels like a Disney move. Which is stupid because it’s already an R rated movie, so you gain no benefit by making it safer, because it’s nowhere safe enough for kids to watch anyway. Reminds me when they got rid of smoking in Gears of War (4 or Judgement) to tie in with some busybody campaign, when you’re slicing creatures in half with chainsaws and blood gushing out. You’re too far away from being “wholesome” for it to make a difference, so you shouldn’t even bother. And there’ll be few if any people who are fine with this much violence and blood but draw a line at dismemberment or gore.

    • @poopoo7705
      @poopoo7705 4 месяца назад +9

      Didn't one of the throwaway deadpool variants lose his hands and get shown with little baby hands afterwards?

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 4 месяца назад +4

      @@poopoo7705 I don’t recall, but even still that’s a total of… 3 across the whole movie. There was more in the other movies and I think Deadpool was the only one with weapons that could do it. Now we have Wolverine where his whole thing is slicing and he just doesn’t really do it.

    • @mrmxyzptlk8906
      @mrmxyzptlk8906 4 месяца назад +1

      @@mrshmuga9 what a pointless critique. lol

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 4 месяца назад +5

      @@mrmxyzptlk8906 I didn’t say it was major. That said, do you think Deadpool would’ve been as well received if it was toned down for a 14A (or equivalent) rating? The character/universe is most authentic in an R setting.

    • @fffx2
      @fffx2 4 месяца назад +1

      There's literally a scene with body parts flying all over the place in the Deadpool Corp fight

  • @stevesamuals2651
    @stevesamuals2651 4 месяца назад +28

    Yes, i can assure you that cajan is an accent, and it's usually for those who live in the bayou, stereotypically Louisiana and mississippi

  • @spectre1004
    @spectre1004 4 месяца назад +38

    My biggest question is where tf is the main Fox X-Men Wolverine who went BACK IN TIME to save the world? Why wasn’t he the anchor being instead?

    • @nagger8216
      @nagger8216 4 месяца назад +6

      Bro who cares, the X-Men films are such a clusterfuck of continuity, that word doesn't mean anything to them

    • @spectre1004
      @spectre1004 4 месяца назад +13

      @@nagger8216 But HES the main Wolverine throughout most of the movies. I don’t under why the alternate timeline Wolverine was chosen despite him being on his death bed. Main Wolverine should’ve been the anchor being.

    • @chimeratheo1855
      @chimeratheo1855 4 месяца назад +1

      He was the anchor being.

    • @spectre1004
      @spectre1004 4 месяца назад +2

      @@chimeratheo1855 No he wasn’t. Logan takes place in an alternate timeline than the main Fox universe.

    • @chimeratheo1855
      @chimeratheo1855 4 месяца назад

      @@spectre1004 Logan takes place in the new future created by the events of Days of Future's Past.

  • @williamcronshaw5262
    @williamcronshaw5262 4 месяца назад +15

    As soon as I saw the TVA I immediately said to myself "oh crap, here we go."

  • @TylerRobbins-mb5zp
    @TylerRobbins-mb5zp 4 месяца назад +68

    deadpool and wolverine an unbridled rage when?

    • @bobtwista
      @bobtwista 4 месяца назад +8

      Next year

    • @TylerRobbins-mb5zp
      @TylerRobbins-mb5zp 4 месяца назад +11

      @@bobtwista nah probably in like three years at this point 😂😂

    • @bobtwista
      @bobtwista 4 месяца назад +10

      @@TylerRobbins-mb5zp you’re probably right, I’ll still be excited when it drops though 😆

    • @Djhiphop1000000000
      @Djhiphop1000000000 4 месяца назад +2

      @@TylerRobbins-mb5zp that would be a bad look for him. Everyone loved the film

    • @professormallard4348
      @professormallard4348 4 месяца назад +9

      ​@@Djhiphop1000000000worse than him shitting on Snyder Cut? Nah, I don't think this movie will have enough lasting relevance or power for people to think it's "a bad look" for Mauler to rip it up. The storm was weathered then, it'll be weathered again if he decides to do a video on it. I doubt he will, as he didn't sound passionate enough about this for it to warrant that, but we'll know for sure if the film continues to be referenced as well as background info on it or the writers name getting mentioned in the future.

  • @BushidoLacen
    @BushidoLacen 4 месяца назад +17

    My theory is that Nicepool was MCU Deadpool or if Marvel had Deadpool from the jump.
    The polished Armor, unscarred/unmasked face, and the camera turn with Deadpool responding "Bitch you think thats what I do"

  • @pntr92
    @pntr92 4 месяца назад +44

    My biggest issue with this movie is how it tries to tie Logan into the Deadpool universe, which both continuities can't coexist. In Logan, while the world is running normally, it's a post apocalyptic future for mutants as they're almost extinct, with the X-Men themselves being accidentally killed by Xavier's seizures. Xavier (played by Patrick Stewart) is also killed by Logan's clone. Yet, in Deadpool 2 (which takes place after Logan), not only are mutants thriving, but there's enough of them to make up a special prison designed specifically for them while the X-Men themselves are not only existing, but are somewhat looked at more positively in the media as bystanders are happy when they show up to contain Russell. Additionally, Xavier is alive and well, played by James McAvoy, and makes a brief appearance when Beast closes the door to the study hiding when Wade has his tangent for not having anymore X-Men around.
    But that's the problem with the Fox X-Men films: It has a severe continuity problem. Other than that, I enjoyed this film.

    • @cdubsb3831
      @cdubsb3831 4 месяца назад +7

      Majority of Fox Marvel films aren't supposed to be on a shared timeline. They went with the classical comic approach of loose connection and canon.
      You have Days of Future Past that crosses over between both X-Men timelines they had but Dark Phoenix also asserted that they're not the same canon.
      Logan and Deadpool 2 didn't exist in the same timeline but they both got caught up in the "Void" of Fox.

    • @petery6432
      @petery6432 4 месяца назад +12

      Keep in mind that Logan takes place in 2029, whereas Deadpool 2 is 2018

    • @AJaydedArtist
      @AJaydedArtist 4 месяца назад +2

      Deadpool 2 happens a full decade before Logan does what are you talking about?

    • @puggietaur
      @puggietaur 4 месяца назад +12

      @@petery6432doesn't matter, logan says no mutants have been born for 25 years (meaning since 2004), which is clearly not the case in DP2

    • @autastic1
      @autastic1 4 месяца назад

      That stuff really doesn’t matter that much. Honest to god. It’s more important to make a better movie then worry about timeline stuff, if you get hung up about it and can’t enjoy the film because of it then you have autism

  • @KirkulesTM
    @KirkulesTM 4 месяца назад +15

    Maybe Deadpool will be so angry for being tricked into acting out of character by the Disney money that he will kill the MCU (or sacred timeline) and finally set us back on the right track to getting good movies.

  • @7hird3ye
    @7hird3ye 4 месяца назад +8

    The Logan speech is so beautifully and eloquently put. Thank you for that.

  • @KirkulesTM
    @KirkulesTM 4 месяца назад +26

    Much like Starfield, the universe is broken to the point that I no longer care about future projects. The only difference is Starfield never had anything worthwhile in the first place.

  • @thanatosdriver1938
    @thanatosdriver1938 4 месяца назад +12

    No way home also did the whole getting rid of extremely useful tech with removing the glasses and it greatly annoys me to this day

  • @questionmarks4431
    @questionmarks4431 4 месяца назад +20

    " Mr Snipes your gonna have to say more skibidi words. " I honestly think he would just leave.

  • @Dingalsodong
    @Dingalsodong 4 месяца назад +44

    Wait, so if Dr. Strange's slingring portal could transport you to the Void, which takes place at the end of time, why didn't he transport Thanos there before he got the time stone, effectively trapping him there forever??? Didn't he see this as one of the million possibilities?

    • @godsplayingfield
      @godsplayingfield 4 месяца назад

      honestly, at this point i pull the Khane card and say "he was made to believe that was the only option by sacred timeline bullshittery" cause otherwise, Strange is the dumbest motherfcker in existence for that shit even before this movie was even proposed to exist.

    • @Djhiphop1000000000
      @Djhiphop1000000000 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Dingalsodong uhh seriously? You don’t think Thanos could get out?
      Cassandra could’ve gotten out whenever she wanted but she chose to stay. She had the sling ring assumably for a long time.
      Horrendous critique. Try again bud

    • @thesaltmerchant4564
      @thesaltmerchant4564 4 месяца назад +25

      We already know doctor strange couldve just severed thanos' head or arm with the sling ring so that whole millions of timelines bs is defanged by its own script

    • @SuperKillJoy15
      @SuperKillJoy15 4 месяца назад +11

      Because the void didnt exist until after End Game.

    • @snipersougo13
      @snipersougo13 4 месяца назад

      Well the sacred timeline

  • @jackattacksfilms
    @jackattacksfilms 4 месяца назад +23

    I will always be envious of Mauler's excellent ability to speak and make clear, decisive arguments. That rant towards the end was great. Well done!

  • @SpFlash1523
    @SpFlash1523 4 месяца назад +40

    The movie should've been about Deadpool getting a Wolverine who never joined the X-Men or a Wolverine that stayed in the Weapon X program and integrating him into his new X-Force team (Colossus, Shatterstar, NTWH, Yukio), which had been tasked to save their timeline by the TVA since the X-Men are no longer active in their universe, or something like that.

    • @doopdoopdopdop7424
      @doopdoopdopdop7424 4 месяца назад +4

      With Mojo as the villain, therefore justifying the nonsense cameos in a more honest way.

    • @SpFlash1523
      @SpFlash1523 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@doopdoopdopdop7424 Exactly.

    • @doopdoopdopdop7424
      @doopdoopdopdop7424 Месяц назад

      I can see it now. Mojo prattling on about the ratings he’ll get for having Blade and Gambit and Elektra etc in his new show and when Wolverine asks what the hell’s going on Mojo and Deadpool just turn and say “algorithms” really casually.

  • @twentyfour4998
    @twentyfour4998 4 месяца назад +31

    One of the stupidest things about this movie is how they treat the events of Logan as something that happened many years ago. Sure the movie got released in 2017 but the story of Logan takes place in 2029. Deadpool 3 takes place in 2024 in the same universe. The fact that Deadpool shows up at Wolverines grave proofs that he can time travel with that device. And he apparently decided to travel specifically to a time where Logan is dead as supposed to any other time before that. Also I guess by the end of the movie, the Fox Universe now has 2 Wolverines. And knowing what he now knows wouldnt Deadpool and Wolverine not at least try to prevent the events of Logan in which basically every X-Men die. I think our new Wolverine might have a problem with that.

    • @Djhiphop1000000000
      @Djhiphop1000000000 4 месяца назад

      @@twentyfour4998 that’s how time works. Going to the past doesn’t change what happened. You just create an alternate timeline.
      So that’s a nothing point

    • @lessalazar9068
      @lessalazar9068 4 месяца назад +12

      ​@@Djhiphop1000000000what?? Did you not understand his point? Deadpool could've traveled to an hour before Wolverine dies by his clone and saves him because he has a time traveling device.
      Do you really fucking think deadpool cares if he makes another timeline because of this?

    • @tusharjoglekar
      @tusharjoglekar 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@lessalazar9068so he gets an old man Logan who's ready and waiting to die but pushes through to save a little girl an hour before actually dying. You think this Logan would gladly come with deadpool on another mission?

    • @emuman09
      @emuman09 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@tusharjoglekarOR he could have gone back to before he was old and ready to die. Crazy idea right?

    • @JesusProtects
      @JesusProtects 2 месяца назад

      How do we know D&W takes place in 2024?

  • @senoka4638
    @senoka4638 4 месяца назад +75

    Rags has the uncanny ability to make a third second talking point take five minutes. And no I don't mean in the EFAP way as we like. More like "Yeah...I like it. I think I do. I like it. You know...this is something I like. Yeah. Yeah. I like it."

    • @lessalazar9068
      @lessalazar9068 4 месяца назад +31

      Rags has an amazing ability of being the worst co-host since atleast 2020. He also has the ability to make the most unfunny jokes ever and stretches them out for way too long.

    • @speedy2davey
      @speedy2davey 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@lessalazar9068here, have a Snickers.

    • @vaclavjebavy5118
      @vaclavjebavy5118 4 месяца назад +3

      Rag' is the worst host and I love him

    • @speedy2davey
      @speedy2davey 4 месяца назад +7

      @@vaclavjebavy5118 correction, *WE* love him 😊

    • @MegaSpideyman
      @MegaSpideyman 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@speedy2daveyNo.

  • @KrokPanther
    @KrokPanther 4 месяца назад +217

    I saw someone say, "It's Deadpool, I don't watch it for the story." My soul left my body when I heard that...

    • @MegaDarkness5000
      @MegaDarkness5000 4 месяца назад +52

      "It's a Giant Lizard and Giant Gorilla fighting! Who cares about the story!"

    • @Pink.andahalf
      @Pink.andahalf 4 месяца назад +24

      But not inaccurate to the audience the Deapool movies selected for. I assume that thought is very common.

    • @SpiceCh
      @SpiceCh 4 месяца назад +26

      If I wanted cheap, dumb action entertainment, I'd watch any of a million movies from the 80'ies or 90'ies.

    • @ziwawe
      @ziwawe 4 месяца назад +20

      doesn't take much for your soul to leave your body

    • @AusSP
      @AusSP 4 месяца назад +39

      Eh. I interpreted as an unserious comedy that doesn't work as canon. (Not that there aren't heartfelt bits, but I used more Looney Toons logic than anything.) I want them to put effort into it, but I never really saw it as "the actual MCU", so much as a metaphor for Disney picking apart the carcass that is Fox's Marvel properties.

  • @Horvath_Gabor
    @Horvath_Gabor 4 месяца назад +16

    2:26:30 I feel that a lot of modern writers, teethed on a steady diet of "subversive storytelling", don't seem to get a very simple principle: you have to *earn* an anti-climax.
    An anti-climax (by it's very nature) is a downer, but it can be really interesting and memorable if it's used deliberately. Let's say you've played the tropes of your story very straight the whole time. The heroes have to face off against the big bad demon lord or whatever, with a time limit, and they know they are under-powered for the task, so they over-prepare. The demon lord's castle is inside a volcanic caldera, so the heroes put together this harebrained plan about exploiting portals to fill it up with water to limit the demon lord's fire powers, then get specialized artifacts to breathe and training to fight underwater, and put together elaborate tactics on what everyone's roles would be, only to put the plan into action, and instantly win, because it turns out the demon lord couldn't swim and he drowned before they even got to the castle.
    That's anti-climactic, but it's also extremely memorable, because it's both an unexpected and yet logical development that takes the characters aback as much as it does the audience, and to do that, the author has to maintain the illusion of "this is serious business" in order to pull the rug out of under everyone's feet at the last second. However, this kind of thing runs into the law of diminishing returns extremely fast, because the impact of such subversions is entirely dependent on the buildup and the audience's willingness to take it seriously and get invested.
    But then we have modern, multi-million dollar writing, where all of this goes out the window and it's just anti-climactic subversion after subversion after subversion, without any thought put into it, and this movie seems extra-guilty of it, because they can hand-wave it all away with "oh, it's just a meta-joke". Except, when done this way, the audience will stop feeling *anything* when they happen, because the writers condition them not to get invested in the characters and the plot, because they now expect that it's just going to be thrown out the window for a cheap anti-climax joke at any moment.

  • @shawnrandles
    @shawnrandles 4 месяца назад +8

    Every time Gambit talked I just thought of Ugandan Knuckles.

  • @Nastuf
    @Nastuf 4 месяца назад +13

    I can see you boys never heard a true cajun accent this is not the only variation of it but it is definitely one i have heard. I would say this more accurate especially since they described Gambit as having one the 90's cartoon had his accent dialed to just French when it should have been seasoned french fry. When i did spend some actual time in New Orleans this is the vanacular i ran into. Yeah you have to think French language basis but deviated by years of seperation similar Haitian or Portuguese only less time and forced to somewhat stick close to English.

    • @CMCAdvanced
      @CMCAdvanced 2 месяца назад

      Real Cajun accents are basically another language altogether

  • @tomjames9681
    @tomjames9681 4 месяца назад +23

    Those closing statements from Mauler about Logan are in Watchmojo’s top 10 Mauler’s Maulologues.
    Definitely clip that along with Fringy’s additions too.

  • @TheLoos3Goos33
    @TheLoos3Goos33 4 месяца назад +56

    Oh yay! I'm so excited for the angry comments that will confidently say Mauler and company are wrong but then provide no counter arguments or references to support their point of view.

    • @derekhatton7799
      @derekhatton7799 4 месяца назад +3

      Mauler was debating with people all week that liked it. Dafuq you going on about?

    • @TheLoos3Goos33
      @TheLoos3Goos33 4 месяца назад +25

      @@derekhatton7799 And I still haven't heard many good counter points imo. Especially when it comes to the problems with the writing. It's alright to enjoy something while recognizing it's flaws. I certainly enjoyed seeing Ryan and Hugh, I just wish they were in a better written movie. It feels to me like the MCU has been such shit lately that people are forgiving this movie's flaws because it has a lot of novelty and is more 'fun' than recent MCU entries.

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 4 месяца назад +19

      And they’ll agree with some of the points after a few months, lol.

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios 4 месяца назад +2

      @@TheLoos3Goos33 dead on the money, I'm afraid...

    • @ManHamOrigins
      @ManHamOrigins 4 месяца назад +1

      Shove your counter arguments up your 🫏

  • @blairpearson9791
    @blairpearson9791 4 месяца назад +12

    Why would you have to manually activate the time ripper ? They have all the switchboards and shit in Deadpool’s universe wouldn’t they die if they activated it ?

  • @reachlol1
    @reachlol1 4 месяца назад +10

    One thing to add to the stupidity of Deadpool looking for Logan. He goes not only forward in time to when Logan is dead. But forward so far that his corpse is rotted away into a bare skeleton, in a place where the weather has heavy snowfall. So like, another 3 or so years I'd imagine later than logans death

    • @snipersougo13
      @snipersougo13 4 месяца назад

      Well he has a healing factor so it dosent matter when he goes there wolverine is still alive

    • @reachlol1
      @reachlol1 4 месяца назад +4

      @@snipersougo13 But he isn't tho. He finds Logan dead. My point is that he's on a time crunch, but travels into the future to grab Logan. But not only does he not grab an alive Logan, he travels so far into the future Logan is a rotted corpse.

    • @snipersougo13
      @snipersougo13 4 месяца назад

      @@reachlol1 ur point is irrelevant deadpool thought he is alive

    • @Squeeble00
      @Squeeble00 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@snipersougo13 why would he not then go back in time to when he wasn't dead upon realizing that he was?

    • @snipersougo13
      @snipersougo13 4 месяца назад

      @@Squeeble00 maybe he understood how much the fans would like a new variant of wolverine or he simply didn't think about it

  • @andyl1118
    @andyl1118 4 месяца назад +373

    From a movie perspective, I can totally understand why Mauler hates it. BUT: I had a lot of fun in the cinema, and I guess that is something at least. You definitively have to turn your brain off, but DP3 is one of those movies where I can do that.

    • @MancoDanko
      @MancoDanko 4 месяца назад +88

      Very opposite from my pov. Haven’t seen the second film and I remember feeling indifferent with the very first. That being said I felt nothing for this film. When I was told, “you shouldn’t go to a Deadpool movie with the story in mind, I clap back with the many emotionally manipulative scenes that informs me I should care otherwise…
      It’s great that people had fun, but when I see videos and people saying, “it’s making fun of the woke trash” I legitimately cringe and just reply with, “so they duped you and took your money”.

    • @Zlumpy77
      @Zlumpy77 4 месяца назад +30

      ​@@MancoDanko I was split. The member berry moments frustrated me. The marvel TV tie ins sucked because those series taint all they touch.
      That said, having read a fair amount of these characters comics, Ryan and Hugh do an amazing job at their characters. It was one of those moviea where it feels like you need too much outside material to fully enjoy it.

    • @nhagan001
      @nhagan001 4 месяца назад +31

      I mean. By this logic, Obi Wan and Ashoka meet the same standards as DP3.
      A movie where watching it once (and only once) because it will get worse with a second viewing is not high praise.
      Deadpool 3 could have been a brutal commentary on the MCU (like its preceding movies)…
      But why have those movies again, when the white bread “just stick Wolverine and cameos in it, and we don’t need to get anything right!” Works so much better?
      I wonder how many Deadpool movies it will take to wake up the audience? Will it be when we get something as terrible as “The Acolyte”?

    • @derekhatton7799
      @derekhatton7799 4 месяца назад +6

      @@MancoDankoyeah, because it’s still pretty woke.

    • @mariobadia4553
      @mariobadia4553 4 месяца назад +14

      Honestly, this is him just being An extremely boring movie critic.That doesnt know how to have fun anymore

  • @kimshinshiro
    @kimshinshiro 4 месяца назад +5

    3:40:00 i just thought, would it be better if they had said "he is the most useless wolverine."
    Rather than "the worst of the worst" because hearing that word, you think the most heinous, evil things he had done... he killed some good people too...Thats the worst wolverine?
    (I hope i explained it well, English isn't my first language)

  • @HouMat-if5fi
    @HouMat-if5fi 4 месяца назад +56

    I don't know if anyone else spotted it but Henry Cavill actually makes a cameo as an alternate Wolverine. You have to watch carefully.

    • @mathewallen9813
      @mathewallen9813 4 месяца назад +10

      Homie he gets called “cavilrine” and is mentioned in the credits. Unless someone was blind AND deaf- everyone knows it

    • @krakenmckraken9128
      @krakenmckraken9128 4 месяца назад +19

      @@mathewallen9813I’m almost certain that was sarcasm

    • @mathewallen9813
      @mathewallen9813 4 месяца назад +2

      @@krakenmckraken9128 his probably, mine I tried slipping some in.
      “Thanks” for noticing 👍

    • @petery6432
      @petery6432 4 месяца назад +7

      I’m surprised EFAP didn’t mention the MI: Fallout reference that happens in that scene.

    • @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917
      @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 4 месяца назад +9

      It's too subtle. I wish Deadpool had pointed it out or something.

  • @EvaldTheNeat
    @EvaldTheNeat 4 месяца назад +79

    I will eternally be grateful for this EFAP for vindicating my intense dislike of this film when I first saw it. Sometimes you just cant quite put a finger on why you feel a movie sucks, and sometimes that feeling is perfectly illuminated by a Longman rant.

    • @canaldecasta
      @canaldecasta 4 месяца назад +10

      Im reminisced of when The Force Awakens released.
      Good times.

    • @xendependentlyminded5012
      @xendependentlyminded5012 4 месяца назад +24

      Why do you need validation for your opinions? You need other people to form thoughts for you?

    • @ManHamOrigins
      @ManHamOrigins 4 месяца назад

      I clapped. I clapped when my e-daddy agreed with me.

    • @zzickos
      @zzickos 4 месяца назад +47

      @@xendependentlyminded5012 Sometimes people feel the certain way and they can't describe why. Conversation with people or listening to others talk about it, like in this case, might help some to understand why they feel how they feel.

    • @DanielGarcia-gr2hx
      @DanielGarcia-gr2hx 4 месяца назад +3

      @@xendependentlyminded5012 You know why

  • @wisecrackingcat6329
    @wisecrackingcat6329 4 месяца назад +31

    Stupid question..maybe they mention it later..but..if Deadpool wants to dig up Wolverine thinking he is alive- he would be still there as an anchorbeing making the whole plot irrelevant ? So the idea that he is alive is totally idiotic.

    • @isplat927
      @isplat927 4 месяца назад +2

      @@wisecrackingcat6329 he’s thinking that Wolverine of his earth is still alive, regenerating but finds that he’s actually dead and what Paradox is saying isn’t bullshit.
      Also, the death of an Anchor Being is what kills a universe.

    • @Alex_Fahey
      @Alex_Fahey 4 месяца назад +9

      Regardless, I don't see how dragging some random man from another universe into this one fixes the fact that the anchor being of THIS universe is dead. Even if deadpool dragged infinite wolverines into this universe, I don't see how that fixes the issue of their universe's unique anchor dying after his last stand.

    • @Theendman42
      @Theendman42 4 месяца назад +1

      @@isplat927 Yes, I took it as Deadpool was in denial. Also, he never used that device to time travel, so since that wasn't shown in the movie, perhaps it merely travels different universes.

    • @LEGOMAN1319
      @LEGOMAN1319 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Alex_FaheyThink of it as an anchor hero, not anchor being. In order for Deadpool’s universe to survive, it needs a Wolverine. Which is a meta story point in and of itself in the sense that Disney/Marvel probably wouldn’t have allowed a Deadpool movie to happen if Hugh hadn’t decided to return as Wolverine. Essentially, without Hugh/Wolverine returning, Ryan/Deadpool would’ve “ceased to exist”.

    • @isplat927
      @isplat927 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Theendman42 I think he does time travel cause he supposedly does go to the grave of his Wolverine (Logan movie) which was in 2029 while Deadpool 3 takes place in 2024.
      Though those events are still a little screwy.

  • @jonsimpson6240
    @jonsimpson6240 4 месяца назад +21

    Sling rings can timetravel now...

    • @malthael966
      @malthael966 4 месяца назад

      They can travel anywhere. Thats how they were described in the first doctor strange movie. Mcu is just very inconsistent

    • @jonsimpson6240
      @jonsimpson6240 4 месяца назад

      @@malthael966 yeah, not any "when" though. This is new.

    • @chromicm6686
      @chromicm6686 4 месяца назад +1

      If this is the refuse dump from the MCU, how is there not millions of those things lying around here like the infinity stone desk ornaments?
      How is anyone able to be trapped here?

  • @miltonfine947
    @miltonfine947 4 месяца назад +4

    Now that we've got it confirmed what incompetent bunglers the TVA guards are and how easy it is to survive in the void, there's no way clans of Iron Men and Thanoses aren't running sections of it.

  • @CtisGaming
    @CtisGaming 4 месяца назад +4

    3:20:00 It could've been so easily explained by saying Juggernaut's helmet is as indestructible as he was or something!
    The writers could have at least tried...

  • @SgtAbramovich
    @SgtAbramovich 4 месяца назад +7

    I hate multiverse stuff, it simply deletes stakes because you can't care about every other universe, it's stupid and it should stop. Go back to small movies with smaller stakes, those work much better.

  • @commander392
    @commander392 4 месяца назад +11

    Poor fringy, doesn't have an animated profile picture

  • @inertloki5193
    @inertloki5193 4 месяца назад +11

    It would probably never happen but you need to do a efap on the 1997 film “The Castle”. A wonderful Australian movie that encapsulates family values and father’s love for his family and a “David v Goliath” battle against the government. A feel good story that would benefit many efap viewers and allow insight into authentic Australian culture.

    • @bobtwista
      @bobtwista 4 месяца назад

      Interesting, I’ll have to check that out! Imagine if David didn’t have his slingshot vs Goliath…. That’s Australians vs their government.

    • @athosdumas4360
      @athosdumas4360 4 месяца назад

      Absolute classic made on a tiny budget that has so many quotable lines that have permeated into everyday life in Australia (“it’s the vibe” and “tell him he’s dreaming” being 2).

  • @Wyzai
    @Wyzai 2 месяца назад +1

    5:17:48 I don't think the phrase works in the MCU's multiverse. Surely everything in every timeline is "homegrown" because each timeline has a single origin point.
    I don't think any classifications work, since the next moment from when you have named a timeline it has variants. 617 has become 617A and 617B before you're done naming it.

  • @hansolsson874
    @hansolsson874 4 месяца назад +2

    At 1:55:14 rags (right?) switched from infinite to uncountable. For a math nerd they are not the same, some infinites are countable (such as integers) - others not (such as reals), and based on how the universes are named I assumed there was a countably infinite amount of Wolverines.

  • @Enderanmashups
    @Enderanmashups 2 месяца назад +5

    One of the most depressing things about this film that the only thing people can find meaning from in its content is purely meta. Anchor beings as an idea make no sense until you realize the audience is supposed to recognize that it symbolizes the meta importance of Hugh Jackman as Wolverine and that's it. Deadpool going to join the Avengers makes no sense until you realize that the audience is supposed to recognize that they wanted Deadpool in the MCU and that's it. Blade, Elektra, X-23, and Gambit "wanting an end to their stories" makes no sense until you realize that the audience is supposed to recognize that these characters come from forgotten movies and are getting a chance to leave their mark in the modern world of superhero movies.
    This movie cannot stand on its own without the crutches of a society-wide meta knowledge of these characters and universes. Deadpool 1 and 2 absolutely stand on their own as meaningful stories. Deadpool learning to accept himself and save lives works without MY knowledge of superhero movies of culture. Deadpool learning to love a found family works without MY knowledge of superhero movies and culture. Deadpool Logan, and this cast of characters getting second chances and "mattering" are both unsupported by the metanarrative AND the execution in the film, which is horribly embarrassing.
    I don't believe that Vanessa and Wade would break up in such a cringeworthy way. We only ever saw them passionately in love with each other and seeing the opposite here with actually no supporting evidence is insulting to the amazing relationship built in both Deadpool movies.
    I don't believe that the WORST WOLVERINE EVER would be a man who wasn't there when his friends were murdered. That's a sad and tragic Logan, sure. Not the worst one... ever?
    I can't believe that every character I loved from Deadpool 1 & 2 are either in one scene in the movie or completely erased from it. Sure, Cable is expensive because Josh Brolin. Ha ha. What about Russel or Domino or Colossus or Vanessa? Why does Disney not think these stories matter? Why is hiring expensive actors like Chris Evans what they think we need instead of solid story with characters who we were already invested in? Why is telling a stupid multiverse metanarrative clusterf*** what this movie HAD TO BE?
    I only watched Logan for the first time this year. In preparation for this film. Deadpool and Logan have more genuine passion in a single scene or even single line than this film had in its first script, second script, or third script that they went with before taping this movie together.
    Disney respects the Honda Odyssey more than they do the Fox Universe or the characters whose skin they're parading in front of an audience who is here to remember when people with passion made superhero movies.

  • @ericblake3629
    @ericblake3629 3 месяца назад +3

    I'm late to this but I just watched Logan and it genuinely hurts my heart to think Deadpool 3 is getting so much praise. I think it boils down to the simple fact that for some people, movies are nothing more than entertainment. They either don't, or can't feel it on a deeper level and so they don't appreciate when it's done right. Logan wasn't a perfect movie, but you could feel it on that deeper level, it was beautiful. I wish Hugh never came back for Deadpool 3... So disappointing...

  • @AimeeRose1997
    @AimeeRose1997 4 месяца назад +8

    I'm asking this in the nicest way possible: Please add time stamps to these.

  • @alosim1541
    @alosim1541 2 месяца назад +2

    If they actually remembered the chronology, Wade would’ve gone into the Fox universe in 2024 and Logan would’ve been alive and well hanging in the mansion. The happy ending of Days of Future Past literally takes place one year prior. It’s arguably the most peaceful, harmonious time period for the mutants. It would’ve made more sense logistically, it wouldn’t have fucked with the ending of Logan, AND it would’ve been THE Wolverine that we’ve known and loved for years

  • @teroknor1377
    @teroknor1377 2 месяца назад +2

    At least Loki got to watch a movie before he immediately turned to a good guy. Wolverine just gets a pep talk.

  • @RaveSault
    @RaveSault 4 месяца назад +6

    Thanks for all the critical analysis, gents. I did feel weird in some points of the movie but were pretty much distracted by D&W combo and the almost non-Disney Marvel levels of humor it got.
    I did enjoy the movie much, much, MUCH, better than anything they've put out post Endgame, though. Hopefully the trend improves.

  • @HectorLopez0217
    @HectorLopez0217 4 месяца назад +42

    What if Boogie is our universes Anchor Being?

    • @jacksimpson8529
      @jacksimpson8529 4 месяца назад +11

      Or DSP, more likely.
      He just keeps on chugging.

    • @scottski02
      @scottski02 4 месяца назад +9

      @@jacksimpson8529 DSP will be ebegging the Sun for donos after it turns into a red giant

    • @HectorLopez0217
      @HectorLopez0217 4 месяца назад +6

      @@jacksimpson8529 DSP is entropy while Boogie is stored energy. At the they hold hands and Boogies shirt rips open to reveal his Tipples

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@jacksimpson8529 dsp, the true immortal

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 3 месяца назад +1

      No wonder the world went to shit recently.

  • @Pink.andahalf
    @Pink.andahalf 4 месяца назад +30

    I laughed, I smiled, I had a good time with my family. It's not a good story, it's not going to save the MCU, and I don't care about it's implications for the larger plot of phase 5, or whichever phase they're on now. Forgettable nonsense is Marvel's stock in trade now.

    • @Arphemius
      @Arphemius 4 месяца назад

      Always has been tbh.

    • @snipersougo13
      @snipersougo13 4 месяца назад +1

      It can lead to the saving of the mcu.
      Deadpool sees what it is now and decides to kill everyone to start from scratch

    • @hatemongerofthetoxicbrood6561
      @hatemongerofthetoxicbrood6561 2 месяца назад

      Did you watch Deadpool 1 & 2? Have you watched anything that was even decently edited? Have you seen anything comedic outside of Reddit?
      Because it is impossible to have a good time if you have ever seen anything outside of those parameters.

    • @snipersougo13
      @snipersougo13 2 месяца назад

      @@hatemongerofthetoxicbrood6561
      You're wrong

  • @wrylucifer
    @wrylucifer 4 месяца назад +1

    3:14:13 Channing Tatum sounds weird because he’s trying to do a Cajun accent, which is what someone from Louisiana sounds like, because that’s what Gambit is. Check Gambit in the ‘97 X-Men cartoon, he does it too. My Drill instructor in Basic was also Cajun and it was really hard to not laugh(would’ve gotten in deep shit) whenever he talked or yelled.
    4:19:07 just for the sake of argument, Juggernaut isn’t a mutant. His invulnerability & strength comes from a mystical totem of the Juggernaut diety.

  • @s13gouf60
    @s13gouf60 4 месяца назад +22

    The only way this film would have worked to "save" the MCU would have been Deadpool kills the MCU for a hard reset.
    Eliminate the multiverse/tva/time travel nonsense and start over with a X-Men/F4 reboot. That could have worked if done well. We've skipped or squandered all the best comic stories and speed run straight to the death era of the comics.

  • @garretttekampe9564
    @garretttekampe9564 4 месяца назад +4

    Deadpool holding the matter side of the time ripper, so he"matters" after all. Peak writing bro

  • @milan99cz
    @milan99cz 4 месяца назад +61

    Plot doesn't make any sense, characters are being assassinated in 4K and the Deadpool jokes turned into Marveloid toilet humor. Sigh

    • @mariobadia4553
      @mariobadia4553 4 месяца назад +17

      It was pretty funny to me and all my friends That Went with me to see it. Its just not a movie for you then

    • @pinelopiliraki3660
      @pinelopiliraki3660 4 месяца назад +8

      @@mariobadia4553 I agree. I went to see it fully expecting to be disappointed because i wasn't that impressed by Deadpool 2. But it was a great experience.

    • @isaacbrown7936
      @isaacbrown7936 4 месяца назад +3

      @@pinelopiliraki3660 it was much better than deadpool 2 and i might even say deadpool 1

    • @Ancor_Vantian
      @Ancor_Vantian 4 месяца назад +6

      Whose character was assassinated in 4k?

    • @guilhermelisboa1857
      @guilhermelisboa1857 4 месяца назад +13

      ​@@isaacbrown7936Never, the movie will age really poorly

  • @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917
    @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 4 месяца назад +5

    The thing about the bullet scene in the first Deadpool is that it's arbitrary. He could just take a gun from the guys shooting at him that he kills, he just doesn't.

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 3 месяца назад

      And he doesn't need bullets anyway. He is immortal.

  • @Killerkriskg
    @Killerkriskg 4 месяца назад +1

    4:03:56 Each of them should have had a dedicated 1v1 with each of the heroes, even if they'd still lose.
    Also, Lady Deathstrike is in this dimension because she must have survived the adamantium pump in X2 (which was suggested but never got followed up on), and this film heavily emphasises the healing factors of Deadpool and Wolverine. Lady Deathstrike was proven to have basically an equal healing factor to wolverine, same with Sabretooth (who's head would have healed back together before falling off), so the fact that they just die was a colossal waste.

  • @amanpingle1497
    @amanpingle1497 4 месяца назад +70

    Yknow something crazy? Nobody ever talks about how UNFAIR reviews can be.
    It's like, Marvels sucked, AM3 sucked. But DP3 does the same things that are bad in those movies, and yet, it expects points for being self aware. And people give it points coz "It is just fun movie, it's unabashedly itself".
    Kinda makes me feel bad for the shit Marvel movies. Like, yall suck, but this movie is being put above you and it's very unfair. When, if you realise the TVA, Multiverse etc is dumb, you should be LOSING points for actively using it.

    • @Gannoh
      @Gannoh 4 месяца назад +16

      It's just the cycle of things. The second people start becoming aware of the qualities in writing and what's good/bad after being outright punched in the face with it, all it takes is the right kind of slop to make everyone forget those problems even exist with the things they like. At the end of the day, it's an entertainment medium first and foremost, and the average person will throw artistic merit and logic out of the window the second their emotional needs are satisfied and they're entertained.

    • @ManHamOrigins
      @ManHamOrigins 4 месяца назад +14

      The people have spoken. Cope and sneed.

    • @theliato3809
      @theliato3809 4 месяца назад

      It is doing effectively what the other fox movies did

    • @ItsJustFox
      @ItsJustFox 4 месяца назад +20

      It is all stupid. But the difference IS that Deadpool actually made it fun to watch and not annoying. The characters pretty much carry this movie and thats fine by me.

    • @MegaDarkness5000
      @MegaDarkness5000 4 месяца назад +18

      ​@@ManHamOriginsEnjoy the jangling slop!

  • @grandarkfang_1482
    @grandarkfang_1482 4 месяца назад +41

    I am disappointed that so many people have said that the film is good when it's more of the same from Disney Marvel. This film was on the same level of safe edgy as The Boys Seasons 2-4, and had all the cameo shite from Multiverse of Madness. Yes, Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman and Daphne Keen are good actors, but they're working with literal dogshit.

    • @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917
      @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 4 месяца назад

      I kinda doubt that Daphne Keen is actually a good actress. I think she just got lucky with a good script in Logan.

    • @Djhiphop1000000000
      @Djhiphop1000000000 4 месяца назад +4

      @@grandarkfang_1482 oh no, a random nobody is disappointed that the world loves a film. There’s a reason they love it bud. It’s fantastic
      You’re the issue here, and the disappointing one. Catch up.

    • @nick_ashley
      @nick_ashley 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Djhiphop1000000000I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of your slobbering on disney

    • @Djhiphop1000000000
      @Djhiphop1000000000 4 месяца назад

      @@nick_ashley Phase 4 was horrendously bad outside of this film and NWH.
      Is everyone here this shallow? Everyone loves this film man. You’re slobbering all over pseudo intellectuals. Try again bud💀

    • @nick_ashley
      @nick_ashley 4 месяца назад +1

      @Djhiphop1000000000 "everyone loves this film" is wrong, the movie is getting plenty criticism, but also who cares how many people like it? It''s gay and cringe. Many people like a lot of garbage all the time, doesn't mean it isn't garbage. You are gay.

  • @snickersbaja7706
    @snickersbaja7706 4 месяца назад +6

    I thought the whole "The worst Wolverine" thing was not refering to "the most evil or ruthless Wolverine" but rather "the Wolverine who was the biggest failure and most mediocre"

    • @Squeeble00
      @Squeeble00 4 месяца назад +4

      This falls apart (like everything else to do with this movie's plot) when considering that the TVA exists outside of time, so they would logically already know about his redemption at the end of this movie. But again, everything to do with the TVA is a complete fucking mind-numbing mess.

    • @snickersbaja7706
      @snickersbaja7706 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Squeeble00 The whole thing is beyond stupid any way you look at it, the Loki series fundamentally broke not even the MCU but all the other non-MCU Marvel films and series.
      Every time they do anything to make some new rule for the multiverse things just get worse and worse, like do Anchor-Beings effect Incursions?

  • @torchedheavily
    @torchedheavily 4 месяца назад +10

    5:40:07 - 5:53:57 What an excellent rant. Going over the meaningful nature of the Logan movie and the fox x-men, and explaining disney's rancid disrespect for all of it.

  • @sethheverly960
    @sethheverly960 4 месяца назад +5

    I only saw the film once and clearly didn’t give it the attention you guys did, so these are just questions I’m asking I’m not presenting them as counters to your points, so a) is it possible happy just thinks this is some crazy guy and thus isn’t taking his story overly serious and that’s why he doesn’t have much respect for his tale and deeds? and b) in the comics Deadpool is legitimately an insane person and thus that’s why he can say so many reality destructive things without it being taken too literally, is it possible their going for something like that?

    • @tabull8180
      @tabull8180 4 месяца назад +3

      a) yes, possible b) kinda, but thats missing nuance, he is not that insane. Deadpool is still a hero, even a weird one. That means putting his life on the line to save others. The major problems on this movie is twofold regarding deadpool a) His way of speaking is used by other people than himself on this movie b) His actions are contradicting what we understand to be his core values.

    • @snipersougo13
      @snipersougo13 4 месяца назад

      ​deadpool is a hero? Good joke@@tabull8180

  • @Dominichunter5
    @Dominichunter5 3 месяца назад +3

    There's a lot of this movie that feels completely illegitimate, or at least inauthentic. Like, most of the plot revolves around story elements that are plainly transparent veils over the desires of the writers, What's with the "anchor being" concept? Well, they want to reference real world franchise continuity. Why is there an entire world of "discarded" human beings from old superhero movies? Well, the writers want to reference franchise continuity. Why does everyone (including Deadpool) talk about a universe as if it's really just a handful of characters they do/don't care about? Well, because that's how the writers see it. There is seemingly no further consideration, or sincere effort to create genuine fiction around these ideas.

  • @dreadedronin24
    @dreadedronin24 4 месяца назад +20

    Idk if I just misinterpreted this but I didn’t get the vibe that Vanessa left him because he wasn’t doing something that mattered, I though it was implied by the flashback scene that he had basically given up on himself and she was trying to work with him to get him out of his depression but he shut her out and that’s why they ended up splitting up more so then him not doing more with his powers.. I might be wrong but that was what i was getting from that scene

    • @Klickor
      @Klickor 4 месяца назад +5

      I thought that was quite obvious. Vanessa obviously isn't that shallow but Deadpool is seriously flawed and don't get what she is trying to tell him and misunderstands the problem. He might think it is because he can't live up to her standards when for her it is just about him having the will to go forward. She obviously loves him for who he is and not for his looks or his status as a hero. Which might be a bit hard to accept if you look like Wade and know you are a flawed person so instead he draws the wrong conclusions and messes up big.

    • @dreadedronin24
      @dreadedronin24 4 месяца назад +4

      @@Klickoryea that’s was my takeaway also I get criticism over her not being in the film as much but I do think what we got of her did do pretty good service to how their relationship evolved I can def see Deadpool feeling like he is even after being her back to life know that his ways were what got her killed in the first place. I felt like that was the heart of the whole film was him feeling he failed her and couldn’t live up to being enough for her and still wanting to save her and the time timeline of people who mean the most to him and getting out of that place of self doubt. But idk I wish they had people who enjoyed the film on to counter come of their arguments so we got some more fleshed out explaination on what did or didn’t work with this.

    • @MegaSpideyman
      @MegaSpideyman 4 месяца назад +1

      Interesting perspective.

  • @FloPm3ister
    @FloPm3ister 4 месяца назад +30

    Great EFAP. This is what I miss, good old fashioned analysis without 20 ppl talking over each other.
    I can’t believe hugh jackman came back. He said he was done after Logan, saying that was a good end to his playing the part.

    • @lukew6725
      @lukew6725 4 месяца назад +6

      Turns out he likes money. 😂

    • @WigglyMcWiggly
      @WigglyMcWiggly 4 месяца назад +4

      Probably needed the cash after the divorce

    • @Scout-164
      @Scout-164 4 месяца назад +2

      To be fair, who'd pass up an opportunity to work with Ryan Reynolds?

    • @Aquajoe2.0
      @Aquajoe2.0 4 месяца назад +4

      Jackman said he regretted saying that Logan was his last Wolverine film as soon as he saw DP1. He called Ryan Reynolds afterwards asking if they can make a Deadpool and Wolverine movie happen

    • @FloPm3ister
      @FloPm3ister 4 месяца назад

      @@Aquajoe2.0but Logan was after DP1 in theatres?

  • @richardcrafton3711
    @richardcrafton3711 4 месяца назад +40

    I watched this live. Maybe at some point I'll come back and edit this with the timestamp when I find it.
    I wish that anyone who says that this group of people "just wants to hate things", would listen to mahler's rant at the end of his assessment of this plot. I'll admit, it could be said to be full of hatred and loathing and vitriol, but it is so evidently full of all of those things, due to a genuine love of, and respect for, what this monstrosity has been built upon.
    We've had so many years of heroic stories with these characters, many of us have grown to be emotionally invested in them, they were a form of parasocial relationships before those were a thing, it's something so many of us turn to for comfort. Seeing all of these properties either fllanderized, or filled with spite, or both has been upsetting, but almost all of that passion, is born of care, not malice.

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 4 месяца назад +1

      That’s because these people are children, and actively WANT the wool over their eyes. When they get angry at people making cogent arguments, it’s not that they’re mad because they’re poor arguments spreading misinformation and tarnishing a good movie. It’s that they don’t want to become aware themselves that something isn’t “12/10 GOAT peak fire frfr”, and get angry back as a way to go “I’m covering my ears, blah blah blah”. Because a lot of people are brainless and just go along with what everyone else is saying/doing so they can have a bubble of “good vibes” and use that media be able to have something to talk about with people. Then discard it as soon as the next big mainstream thing becomes a hit.

    • @LightningLynx89
      @LightningLynx89 4 месяца назад +3

      Holy shit blud, we ain't reading your yapfest.

    • @mariobadia4553
      @mariobadia4553 4 месяца назад +3

      Nah, this guy Another Movie Critic that has long lost its ability to actually have fun watching a movie. He's become so critical he became boring. If a movie is not perfect he doesn't like it

    • @Soulferno
      @Soulferno 4 месяца назад +15

      ​@@LightningLynx89This is a yapfest to you? On an archived EFAP stream? Ok I guess

    • @ThisisKyle
      @ThisisKyle 4 месяца назад +12

      ​@@LightningLynx89Then why comment at all?

  • @alexhayden219
    @alexhayden219 3 месяца назад +1

    5:53:05 defrostdrobot77: but Ryan Reynolds co-wrote the script?
    5:53:45 joejoesoft: @defrotedrobot77 there were at least 5 credited writers on D&W
    There were 5 and 2 uncredited from an earlier unused script before Jackman ever came on. Those 5 include the same writers of the previous movies (including Reynolds), the director, and Zeb Wells. From what I can gather, Zeb and Shaun were contributors, while the three that wrote the other films have talked in detail about writing it together and who came up with what. It's basically the same group.
    Also in chat, TheHardys01: Does Reynolds deserve any scrutiny for the decisions made in this film???
    The answer is a resounding YES.

  • @ascended1924
    @ascended1924 4 месяца назад +45

    Imo if its didnt have TVA, it could've been so much better. TVA and multiverse just fk it up.

    • @Djhiphop1000000000
      @Djhiphop1000000000 4 месяца назад +2

      @@ascended1924 nope, it was done excellently and he clowned them which was even better.
      Deadpool and Multiverse go hand in hand. It’s wacky craziness like that, that is Deadpool.
      You guys aren’t Deadpool fans and it shows

    • @Djhiphop1000000000
      @Djhiphop1000000000 4 месяца назад

      @@moonraven6145 nope

    • @Squeeble00
      @Squeeble00 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Djhiphop1000000000 it clowned on them by doing the exact fucking same shit as all the other multiverse slop. Stop clapping like a trained seal for feckless lampshading.