world history as told by countryhumans (30K SPECIAL)
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- Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025
- Okay wow.
I way underestimated how much work this would be.
Um?? Thank you so much???? 30k is a lot of human beings???????
Gonna keep this short to avoid the annoying fluffy bullshit but thank you, this is a really cool milestone for me to hit and it makes me really happy that I make other people happy :)
TIMESTAMPS:
0:12 - The birth of the fandom
0:29 - My personal initiation into hell
0:40 - Early states of Mesopotamia
1:01 - Roman Empire established
1:06 - Silk Road
1:09 - Fall of the Holy Roman Empire
1:12 - Byzantine Empire founded
1:19 - Byzantine-Ottoman Wars
1:23 - Mongol Empire expansion
1:28 - Spanish Inquisition
1:31 - Black Death
1:50 - The Renaissance
1:57 - Fall of the Byzantine Empire
2:00 - Height of the Ottoman Empire
2:03 - Discovery of the New World and the Treaty of Tordesillas
2:10 - Safavid Empire founded
2:11 - Russian Empire founded
2:15 - European colonization
2:20 - Seven Years War
2:25 - Stamp Act
2:27 - Boston Tea Party
2:33 - American Revolutionary War
2:37 - Napoleonic Wars
2:42 - Latin American independence movement
2:51 - Opium Wars
2:55 - Indian Rebellion
3:06 - American Civil War
3:15 - Manifest Destiny
3:22 - Construction of the Panama Canal
3:24 - Scramble for Africa
3:29 - Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
3:34 - Austria-Hungary and the German Empire declare war on Serbia
3:38 - France and Russia declare war on the Central Powers
3:40 - Armenian Genocide
3:45 - German invasion of Belgium
3:49 - The United Kingdom declares war on the German Empire
3:54 - Bulgaria joins the Central Powers
3:57 - Zimmermann Telegram
4:09 - Russian Revolution
4:23 - 1918 Influenza pandemic
4:27 - End of World War I
4:36 - Treaty of Versailles
4:40 - The Great Depression
4:46 - Bad Austrian German man comes to power
4:50 - Emu War
4:54 - Italian invasion of Ethiopia
5:02 - Imperial Japan begins expanding in the Pacific
5:13 - Tripartite Pact
5:22 - German aggression
5:30 - German annexation of Sudetenland
5:36 - Treaty of Munich
5:44 - German invasion of Czechoslovakia
5:57 - Anschluss of Austria
6:09 - Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact
6:13 - Holomodor / Terror-Famine
6:24 - German-Soviet invasion of Poland
6:27 - Allied inaction
6:31 - German takeover of mainland Europe
6:33 - German invasion of France
6:41 - Battle of Britain
6:50 - Operation Barbarossa
7:04 - Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor
7:11 - Collapse of fascism in Italy
7:14 - Liberation of France
7:19 - Battle of Berlin, Bad Austrian German man dies
7:27 - Imperial Japan refuses surrender
7:30 - Atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki
7:34 - Beginning of Cold War tensions
7:40 - Division of Germany
7:42 - Allied supervision of Japanese rebuilding
7:51 - Beginning of Israel-Palestine conflict
7:54 - Cold War begins
7:57 - Arms Race
8:02 - Korean War
8:07 - Vietnam War
8:11 - Cuban Revolution
8:12 - Sino-Soviet Alliance, Sino-Soviet Split
8:15 - Cuban Missile Crisis
8:25 - Intermission
8:31 - Space Race
8:35 - Moon Landing
8:38 - An average day in the Middle East
8:47 - Three Mile Island accident
8:52 - Chernobyl disaster
8:57 - Tiananmen Square massacre
9:04 - Glasnost
9:08 - Revolutions of 1989
9:11 - Fall of the Berlin Wall, German reunification
9:14 - Dissolution of the Soviet Union
9:26 - September 11th attacks
9:31 - Russian annexation of Crimean Peninsula
9:41 - US intervention in the Middle East
9:44 - North Korea develops nuclear program
9:48 - Hong Kong protests
10:03 - Assassination of Qasem Soleimani, World War III scare
10:10 - COVID-19 Pandemic
10:18 - Outro
you: *points out an inaccuracy that occurred because i was trying to condense 10,000 years of human history into one video*
that sounds like a you problem buddy
damn son you commented this a DAY ago
The conferderacy and nazi germany are Not pussy or jerks
@@Hoti1999 …they believed in white supremacy?
@@Moonyuwu HOU LOG IS THT
@@Moonyuwu they Wanted to take Their land back and i also think That the afrikans didnt want to get colonilized
I also think That no one Should interfear in other Communities lands
"Countryhumans is only about shipping and NSFW art"
Us: Well yes but actually no
I can vouch for this statement.
Literally how some people would see any other fandoms as well
Well no, but actually yes
You ma'am , have a rare case of intelligence.
On RUclips it’s less ship happy
"Which means Britain is sad because his wife was just abducted by a genocidal midget." This script is brilliant XD
True
373 likes and only 2 comments O.o
@@doctorpatientmoon Not much to add. The OG quote is perfectly delightful as is. No commentary needed.
I can't stop laughing 🤣😝🤣😝
The 4 nations stood in peace [the world] until the fire nation attacked. [Germany, Italy, and Japan]
5:18 “He has no friends, and deserves no friends”
Captions: “He wants new friends, and deserves new friends”
AYO-
Oh goody he deserves many much friends cause all genocidal midgets deserve new friends (just f8r them all to die/surrender/switch sides)
(‘‘Twas a joke if you gon cry abt it then…fine cry abt it cause no genocidal midget deserves friends unless like their idk not…maniac murderers witch is exactly what a genocidal midget is so idk what my point is anymore I’m just making this comment longer for no reason)
What
@@Verybadatnamesit’s real
This fandom ( and country balls) taught me more about history than school did
same
In all seriousness it did
History in Class: *snore*
History through CH: REAL?
Omg yes same
in all honesty, same
“She will forever have her brother looming over her shoulders, waiting for the day to strike.”
mmmm that’s some good foreshadowing right there!
sadly it's true
I actually had to check when this video came out.
Haha wait this video came out in 2021😅
ha. ha.
Did not age so well
Using real history books to learn: *NO*
Using countryhumans moony animations to learn: *YES*
Watching Bill Wurtz‘s „history of the entire world i guess“: *ALSO YES*
Facts.
Lol in grade 6 we will talk about ww2
Me: THANK YOU MOONY FOR DA WW2 VID
Yep
I literally used to be confused between states and countries and now I’m called the “geography buff” of the class
"Dad I'm hungry."
"Not now, sweetie."
"But I really wanna eat."
"Shut the fuck up or I will strangle you."
"GoOd PaReNtInG."
I died lmfaooooo
"Russia is sad, America is happy. This is considered a mating ritual"
Me: Ah, so I have to be sad while somebody else is happy and finally I shall no longer be single? weLp lEzZ Go i gUeSs-
That g should not be capitalized and the g after it should be because it’s every other letter, this does not matter at all but it is bothering me lol
No words
so if Russia is the son of the Ussr then America is a pedo as America is 245 and Russia is 30 that is a 215 year difference
I wish it worked like that
I want a partner so bad
@Shoto Todoroki I know but I was b o r e d
"So america has to drop some extinction eggs on her."
"Why didn’t you tell me?"
"Sorry I didn’t think about it."
"It’s ok I have spies!"
"WAIT I DIDN’T MEAN TO SAY THAT!"
Let's see if this will be as epic as the History of the entire world by Bill Wurtz
Better not be downed
Proud
It was.
Yeah, I was thinking just that.
Yes
@@Koor22 true
"Sharing is caring except nobody really cares".
You my friend literally just summed up communism in a single sentence. Congratulations!
mind-blowing concept: you don’t need to point out all the mistakes in this video
(edit) my parents watched this help
Hmmmm
I won’t make stream but I still watch
Yee
ok
I found the new Bill Wurtz.
this is for me the first countryhumans video that doesnt make any cringy stuff nice work!
"This is considered a mating ritual" is now my new favorite quote
Same
Reminds me of bill wurtz’s “you could make a religion out of this.”, lol
This is considered a mating ritual
This fandom is so useful, it literally taught me history and got me a phat A
History books:
The cold war started because the US and the Soviet Union wanted to have full hegemony over the globe to prove that their ideologies and economies were better.
Countryhumans:
USSR: *yo, capitalism is g a y*
Fr fr no cap
Facs
Fax
I would write this shid down for my US war assignment is my teacher can take offensive jokes.
“Cry about it”
I’d rather cry about how bloodthirsty the human race can be..
Same
*”this is considered a mating ritual”*
Interesting
You will NEVER be able to convince me she didn’t say “His France, Japan and Italy”
I think that the history will be only about WW2.
Like the Country Humans tradition wants
*sweats*
It is tradition that all CH members must start with WW2.
WW1: am I a joke for ya?
@@nyarlathotep9622 Ch: yes
@@riveriseverywhere (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
All RUclipsrs: I don’t want you offend anybody
Moony: *c r y a b o u t i t*
This smells of Drew Durnil, Bill Wurtz and Oversimplified
not to say it smells bad
Drew Durnil gay paintbrush
Ah yes, I see you are a fellow man of culture.
It has the comedy of oversimplified and the *y e s* of bill wurtz
@@F-DDER and the gay of drew Durnil
Drew’s the reason I say “no-no Germany”
"apparently i forgot canada existed while recording"
why is this unintentionally better than any shitpost ive ever seen
When german empire and Austria Hungary are related: 👁👄👁
SKSKSJDHHDGHFJHG NOT IN MY HEADCANON
@@Moonyuwu Hmmhhh THAT IS NOT CORRECT, YOU SEE IN THE WIKIPEDIA OF HSHSBZHHSJAVSJSV
@@Moonyuwu history background:
The roman Empire split with Austria and Germany. Prussia and Austrian Empire so they're brothers. Then had Austria Hungary and German Empire, They're cousins.
THIS IS A HEADCANNON THAT MAKES SENSE SORRY IF IM TO BIG BRAIN BUT I RESPECT YOUR HEADCANNON.
*Flashbacks to having to defend GerAus in the Hetalia fandom*
Here we go again.
@@elenacienfuegos8450 G e r a u s?
Germany x Austria?
School teaching History : 😴😪
Wikipedia teaching history :😑
Countryballs teach History : 😐
Countryhuman teach history :😀
9:20 she does know it was Russia’s idea to dissolve the Soviet Union
Yes but the fandom thinks otherwise lmao
Yup,Boris eltsin
@@Moonyuwu lol
@@Moonyuwu Fandom: about countries.
People in fandom: Don't know simple things about the Countries.
Shaking my head..
Ikr
5:06
"owo what's this"
"what language are you speaking"
"stab"
"what the fu-"
Thanks bro I'm dead I can't hear
Taiwan cant belive wtf just happened.
Learning history through school: small brain
Learning history through books: expanding brain
Learning history through Wikipedia: normal brain
Learning history through RUclips videos: big brain
Learning history through countryball comics: huge brain
Learning history through countryhumans: galactic brain
I think they should be equal
Country ball and country human equal
Watch bill wurtz: *infinity IQ brain*
Yes
Maybe I am smart 😃
a lil' fun fact about countryhumans: countryhumans were made in Russia, basically, a bunch of Russians decided to make countryballs insanely detailed and put into human bodies, just thought I'd say that, anyways good video
The timeline is somewhat scattered around but sounds better than the History channel at night.
This is probably the briefest world history video I have ever seen.
Well done.
I’m learning more from this video than I ever have in world history
This was found 9 months ago and was my introduction to ur channel. You're amazing!
one week before the russian invasion of ukraine, right?
Never thought I would describe something as aggressive Kahoot music but here we are.
7:05 “ you’re bald and gay” got me dying😂
"Austriahungary takes an Uber to mcdonald's one day"
that was just brilliant owo
My favorite line.
Ukraine: "Hold my beer."
(1 second later:)
* boom *
Fun fact
Countryhumans was made by a Russian dude
Edit: tysm for 300 likes!
Interesting...
И что ты хотел этим сказать?
И что?
@Eli Wiens nObOdY KnOwsSS
@Eli Wiens I believe it was a Russian artist that tried something new and created Russia as a human, little did he know, that caused an entire fandom to be brought in the light of day.
Your welcome.
" Russia is sad, America is happy. This is considered a mating ritual "
Me: *Chokes on the candy I was eating*
9:19
"I thought our friendship was special"
"Your bald and gay"
HAHBD I cant with the script
Edit: Everytime I come back to this there's a mistake-
Top ten anime betrayals: 6:56
Holy shit this must have taken a long ass time to make. It turned out hella great though B) congrats on 30k
Finally, a video with Bulgaria in it
I've rarely found videos with mentions of Bulgaria that are countryhumans or even countryballs
British empire: I’m the biggest empire in the world.
Colonies: I want independence
British empire: No except Canada because he’s a good boy
The Thirteen Colonies: calls up France 100 years before Britain lets go of Canada to start an argument between the two and slowly runs away gaining independence, then beats up Mexico for fun, but lets him be alive because why not.
1:52 Perfect foreshadowing
Anything: happens
moony: this is considered a mating ritual
"Oh woah what's this?"
"What language are you speaking?"
" *STAB* "
"What the fu-"
My favorite part lol
oh my wont this be exciting
edit: just seeing America's face in the thumbnail will give
me nightmares.
you should've set this for 3am.
Poland
I just realized sputnik i has a face.
10:04 America gets the idea to annoy Iran for fun by annoying Iran's navy and assasinating one of the latter's generals.
“And Christianity is illegal until it isn’t.”
Japan before ww2: *has cool samurai*
Japan after ww2: *in basement watching anime*
6:38 Because his wife was abducted by a Genocidal Midget
Damn that roast came outta nowhere
Moony My God... ok how you put the history of the world it was simple and quick so i could understand it better than in school holy frick
I learned from this more than i did on school , always wanted to know the history of non-asian countries lol.
Well European history is so well known that won’t be difficult
I always wanted to know the history of Asia, Africa and Oceanía ;-;
Why tf is it called world history if the entire world in the book is Europe and you default country
@@amoixtlapaltic4690 Go to the library, instruct... the world is a big scheme and all of its parts are fascinating. Why not America too tho?
8:28 I ain’t have headphones but F for headphone users
*"never before, have I been so offended, by something I, 100% agree with."*
Quick correction: The Mussolini Putsch/March on Rome that made him dictator of Italy happened in 1922, while Hitler didn't become the dictator of Germany until 1933. There's some other errors, but lets just chalk that up to hyperbole. It doesn't matter that much tho, great vid. 9/10.
WOAH HELLO COUNTRYHUMANS FANDOM LONG TIME NO SEE
Countryhumans is the weird one night stand love child of Hetalia and Polandball
Which is evident by the fact that Poland ball has clear canon
Hetalia has clear canon
But countryhumans has basically NO canon and is left up to the random of the internet
Totally not waiting in my bed to watch this....
Thanks for bursting my ear drums in the beginning and end. This video randomly auto played for me and I wasn’t looking at the screen so I was like “who the fuck blasts kahoot music enough to jumpscare someone ?.?!!”
This Is 109% Gonna Blow Up
I think it blew up
The first part sounds like how country balls were made except where the dates came out
waaa i have to go to school in like 10 minutes i'm going to miss it
i'm sure it'll be great
Haha schools out for me.
Haha same,i woke up early for this
moony clone sus
“Apparently I forgot Canada was existing”
-sad Canadian sounds-
Welp,i woke up and watched this in the bathroom before school :v
“Russia is sad. America is happy. This is considered a mating ritual”
Basically countryhumans
Especially RusAme
countryballs fanbase: hey i've seen this one before
The Eastern Roman empire never changed its name. It called itself Rome for even 100 years after the fall of Byzantium. The Byzantine empire is a term used by historians to distinguish Eastern Rome and Rome
Moony: I’m not drawing 9/11
Me: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
yeah cry about it
@@cirrusaudioproductions6934 r/whoosh
Same i wanted to see wholesum big chungus terror man blow up funni tower
@@cirrusaudioproductions6934 *No. I dont Think I will*
Oh it’s so beautiful especially the “mating rituals”
Video: *No Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth*
Me: Well nothing is perfect.
Btw really good video, i cant stop laughing-
This is the best video I've seen in my entire life. I wish this is how we learned history.
This might be my favorite countryhumans video I've seen - if my history class was taught with Countryhumans it would be so much more interesting. Also, I love the little animated bit were East and West Germany become one whole Germany - he looks so happy, the precious boy
6:22 "This is considered a mating ritual"
7:01 "For some reason this is also considered a mating ritual"
" This is considered a mating ritual "
oh no...
Oh my God there are so many *,,This is considered a mating ritual''* XD Anyway nice video
7:25
USSR: Hi there
Germany’s POV: well f***
Wow very cool
It’s very insane :*D
9:49 IT’S HONG KONG OMG AHHH🥺 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MENTIONING HK🥰💗💞
3:35
2 problems with this bit
1 An Astro-Hungarian politician AND the next heir to the throne. Was brutally shot by a Yugoslav nationalist. (In the modern-day this could be seen as an act of terrorism, maybe idk)
2 Austria-Hungary was upset so they CALLED for help, Germany didn't just join without being asked. But they were enthusiastic about it because, y'know, we're never satisfied with our land.
I can feel my Mesopotamian pride..
8:57
*"Certified -9999999999999999999999999 social credits moment"*
I just wanna say that this is more interesting than history class and the designs for every single character are amazing UwU
In other words, you did a fantastic job =)
I’m imagining this as if they are all living apartment building, and each war is basically a gang fight that no one is getting over, I’m sorry for thinking this but it’s funny.
WHY IS THIS NOT JUST AN UPLOAD
And I should just came when this almost premiere
6:10
Best parenting from USSR
When You think you have a lot of time because It's 6:20PM for you: E... Can't wait
Great animations. I remember getting recommended this, and I kept putting it off, but then I saw it again and again, so I decided to watch it. And boy was I pleased, I'm pretty sure this will get lots more views.
4:43
Venezuela: *Mmm, seems familiar.*
HAHAHHA
Printing go brrr
"Every country so you can't bitch about yours being here"
People in North Korea: 🗿
Bro congratulations on reaching this far!!!
Why do I feel the urge to send this to my Social Studies teacher-
You know what happens you don’t get
Me: foreshadowing to the max
"waiting for the day to strike"
welp
that day was 1.5 weeks a go
I am an history nerd so i enjoyed this more than i thought
This is so much more useful than history/social studies class 😂😂😂
"And she will forever have her big brother looming over her shoulder, waiting for the chance to strike. "
that didn't age well-
This is how I imagine Bill Qurtz's video "History of the entire world i guess" if it was countryhumans and countryballs
Seriously this is what this video it