Haathi Cheeti Jokes | Stand up Comedy by Aakash Mehta
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- Опубликовано: 17 май 2020
- Maybe I should've called this Why I want to Be Vegan.
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Venue Courtesy: The Habitat, Mumbai.
Shot by The Habitat Videography Team: Dishang Popat, Vivian Castelino, Harsh Shah
Edited by Gaurang Bailoor ( @Tadpatri Talkies )
Sound Recording by The Habitat Audio Team: Swarada Bodas
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#Comedy #HaathiCheetiJokes #StandUpComedy 
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i like how nappa valley has become a part of the intro
Lmao
Context?
@@ShivamMishra-nh1ok watch previous stand up of aakash
Mee too
Have seen this comment consequently in third vedio uploaded but any which ways NAPPA VALLEY!!
I think he and his audience laughs in the same manner😂😂😂
Ha bhai, nursery rhyme chal rela hai; jokes ke saath... Par mast hai!!! LOL
Ohh God I didn't realize untill saw the comment
Hahalol
Fake hai Bhai
Now whenever the audience start laughing just can't control myself .
he's too good with goat jokes
*hE eVen LaUghS iN GoAt*
I speak goat fluently it was 4th language in school
@@KuchBhiMehta XD
@@KuchBhiMehta 😂😂😂😂
he is G O A T
kind of...
Other comedians: I am extremely funny
Mehta: *Hold my laugh..enhehehenn*
Yahi baatein to yaad ayenge
Denver
Yeh SpongeBob ki terah hasta h
This guy made me to listen about hens and ants. And surprisingly I liked it. There's something contagious about his laugh.
@@arnabmondal3152 Besh Nacho tahole
Hati chiti wala joke wala teacher nya sonaya tha toh students were like..........
Hypocrisy ki bhi koi sema hoti hai😭😭😂😂😂
Reminds me of Seth Rogan
Should I make it 1k
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Wow I just realised every male ant I've ever killed died virgin..!!
MindFuck !
Bro you stoned😂
Damn! I feel bad now...
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
No wonder my karmas are the reason why I'd die a virgin
Denver is sitting in the audience, you can hear him 😂
Abbe wo Mehta ki hi hasi hai !
That is 100% Denver 🤭😉
last wala epic tha... akhilesh ne tere state ki leli 😂😂😂
who don't know Denver is a character in money heist
He's killing it on RUclips..... comedians on Netflix should learn from his content😂
He said, bass insta followers ki hi wait hai
Aur badheingey toh phir special daaleyga
I was'nt Ant-icipating these jokes
Friend: How do you know so much about ants?
Me: **haathi cheeti jokes**
Anime fan
Sasuke's pic made me curious
@@santanukumarpatra615 same here
Anime fan
Sasukesham jain
@@santanukumarpatra615 same here 😂
"Fursat se hi toh Kand hota hain."
- Akash Mehta, 2020
2021
ALMOST 2022
This video is gonna make me a vegetarian again. Also awareness about global warming amd our ignorance so well layered with good comedy and that golden laugh. I am a fan pls continue on the good work and thank you🤗
Vegan also actually
How does he tell such a basic "goat: meynnnn...." joke and made us laugh!!
🥰🙏🏼
Usne ki HAI mehnat
it's the delivery bro
@@KuchBhiMehta ants ki izzat alg he level pe h meri life m😂😂😂
@@dakshsingh6568 😂😂😂
I really like your smart and witty humour which goes in and out of dark humour. EXACTLY the kind I relate with the most. In short, kaafi tight set Mangesh bhai!!
His laugh is like Edie ( chandler's new roomate)from friends and he even looks like him a bit 🤭😄
Are yaar ye Friends ke Fans ka alag hi chal raha hai!🙄🤦🏻♂️
wtf..am i the only one who didnt watch FRIENDS!!😂
Yaahi baatein to baad mein yaad ayegi
@@anuragsuter they think everyone else has watched every single episode 10 times
Trueeueueueuu
I wonder about the guy who discovered milk. What was he doing with the cow?😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌👌
😛😛😂😂
He probably saw the calf drinking and somehow managed to have some too
Anyone else or it is just me That Adapted his Style Of laughing........
It's So Coool
Me:* trying to sleep
RUclips: haathii cheeti jokes
Same
Same dude
Dude your last two stand-ups haathi cheeti and city city are on next level ! It's perfection and experience speaking in these two videos !
9:11 mummy plessss ( you got me with your accent 😂♥️)
is it jst me or actually someone from the audience tried to emulate Akash's laughter?!🙄
Time stamp ?
7:15
8:17
i was there in the audience and this guy was sitting beside me..i don't think he was trying to emulate akash's laughter...it was his real laugh..😊
I heard that too
Why is his laugh like Chandler's roommate Eddie?😂😂🤭Or is it just me
U mean mr beasts Chandler?
F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Good
Ikr
ruclips.net/video/ZJrrYwmk_rw/видео.html
2:53
ant is amazing *ANIMAL*
------KUCHBHIMEHTA 2020
Literally kuch bhi
Ab kingdom Animalia mai aata hai chiti to hogi hi na animal
@@ashishpradhan636 ohh accha mujhe pata nahi tha sorry
*Shayad fooka hua hun mai*
Aakash Mehta
He seems like a guy who u can have deep, smart conversations with..And of course he is funny as hell..
"Cheetiyo ko planet dedo,hme dia hmne hag dia"-Aakash Mehta
Not exactly invasive species hai chiti. Uski wajah se krab extinct hore
This guy did PHD on ants. 😂
Akash: watches 25 ant documentaries
Also Akash: ants are amazing animals
For those who didn't understand, ants are insects
@@amitanshphogat2952 That comes under kingdom Animalia. Akash isn't wrong though.
You should watch some too
Ants are Insects
Insects are animals
We are mammals
Mammals are animals
@@parthsharma9699 damn
When you are dumb😂
Someone in the audience is trying to laugh like akash 😂
* Legends say those Doctors are still searching for akash to kill him *.!!
Homeopaths are not doctors 😂
@@siddharthdogra7866 really i didn't know so I thought they also read human anatomy n subjects are basically similar with mbbs
@@nehafarzana716 just sarcasm neha...
I think this guy had a depression before and now he just overcome with it like Tanmay Bhatt
Ants be like "That's how you survive millions of years" 🤣🤣🤣
4:42 I died laughing 🤣
**N A P A V A L L E Y**
I am still looking for the UP guy who understood this joke
M not from up but mujhe phli time me aa gaya tha
Because Baspa party ki mayawati k sath guest house kand hua tha wo sapa party k akhilesh yadav k baap ne kiya tha guest house kaand mayawati search karna youTube pr mil jayega.
Maine U.P. ka upar se Gorakhpur ka... Nahi aya joke apan Ki samajh mein
Bro it's all about guest house kannd😂😂😂😂🖕🖕🖕
I'm from UP but i dont 😅
Is this where the phrase "ch*t ka chakkar, maut se takkar" came from?😂
10:03 right when I started to think
"Hathi kab aayega?"
This man is not as innocent as he sounds while laughing ..!! The Satirical Devil!! Keep it up! 👍
Petition to make Nappa valley as permanent intro
Unesco declared it as the best intro
I never imagined someone could make joke out of ant's life. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 too much thoughtful
It's weed
I love how your videos have evolved. I wasn't into your comedy much earlier, but as I watched more videos i was just hooked! Now i just love it with all my heart! can't wait to watch you live
Aajao mazze karenge!
Firstly mental health and now environmental awareness... This guy is just killing it with his Witt 🥰🥰
I want him as my teacher or It's a good bye to my university.
50 likes
It's 5:30 in morning and I'm laughing with hand on my mouth bro you're too awesome for us
no one
literally no one
Akash: eeyyeeyyeyeeyyeyeyeye 😂😂
The way he says - Haati ka ma... 😂😂 so much observation 👌🏻
I see people commenting about a 11 minute long video just after 6 minutes of upload. 😂
Mark my words, this guy will go Vegan one day.
- A fellow Vegan
That would be great 😻
vegan? 😂means
@@karansinhjadejavlogs3310 vegetarian extremists
He does very different kind of comedy...no same jokes....it's like whatever comes in his head.. he just speaks out...no same jokes like others....as usual loved this set too......my cheeks are hurting🤣
3:27 when someone tries yo laugh like Aakash 😂
I think I’ve already listened this one ( 8:57 ) joke in Kanan Gill: Keep It Real
True
Yeah he is the most unfunny star standup comedian right now
He was better in past
Now he is just some mumbai vala amit bhadana
@@priyanshusingh9490 thank god someone in this comment section feels that too
@@priyanshusingh9490 koi ae puchyu!?..Sui jaani chaani maani
@@priyanshusingh9490 Which comedian are you referring to?
"Fursat se hi toh kaand hota hai" - Napa Valley vale Mehta
Kanan Gill had joked about Cow doesn't give us milk, we take their mill.
Yes,And also maheep Singh
Dudh nikalna aur gay khana bencho iska comparison kese krvsakta he koi?
@@maniyardipen you didn't get it. You are claiming that cows are giving you milk which is not true. The hypocrisy lies in how you are saying cow is god and hence can't be eaten but at the same time taking milk from it and claiming "cow wants us to have milk"
@@darshan934 hum cow ka milk peete hai isliye cow ko mother ka status milta hai as we drink our own mother's milk....and cow ka milk pine me koi problem nhi hai agar uske bacche ko bhi milk pine diya jaye
@@darshan934 vaise hmare gaanv me ghar pe sbke paas Cow or Buffalo h, log dudh nikalte h bt aisa nhi h hr koi ja kr nikal skta h , ya kisi bhi time pr ja kr.
Mtlb jaise jis member pr trust krti Cow , jo daily nikalta h ussi ko deti h Cow dudh vo bhi jaise shaam ko 5 nikalte h tb hi , 8 bje nikaloge toh nhi degi
Baaki aajkl modern daily toh business h toh vo toh abuse hi krte h
"Akhilesh ki le li Aakash." was the favourite part bro🤣🤣. And being from UP that haathi cheeti joke felt totally on point. Lots of love and loyalty from Lucknow. 😍😘
sometimes I'm sleeping and my brain cells shout, "Napppaa Vallllleyyy" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Veganiam explained in a very subtle humour..hats off Aakash..hope people understand ur intellect in humor
Love how you're always enjoying your own show, own stand-up.
The happiness of doing something you love.
He is so cute...even his funny accent makes me laugh♥️ One of my favourite stand up comedian...loads of love to you.
Aakash kya massstt phook ke banaaya bro yeh 😂😂 mazza aa gaya 😂
And people say Denver's laugh is best..
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Mehta be like: Let my laugh out😂
Itni khushi itni khushi mujhe aaj tak nahi hui.Has has ke pagal ho gaya boss.Maja aa gaya
Is it just me or watching Aakash’s show while being high makes it to anyone’s bucket list ?
🍀
💓
8:30 Most Important message - "Cows dont lactate milk for Humans but for Baby Calves. We steal their milk and should imagine if a Human Mother's milk is just for the Baby it should be same for Cow."
#govegan Thanks for Addressing this @KuchBhiMehta
Then you should not even eat eggs, meat, etc. Imagine someone comes in the road, snatches all your hairs and skin and eats you or take the embryo of a human and eat it.
#DontCompare anything which is ridiculous and can't be implemented.
this is called lack of knowledge abe agyani if anyone in your family has reared cow or Buffalo then you should ask him this : the calf cant drink the whole milk produced by the cow
and for for agyani aakash cow is called mother so we should not milk it?? WTF??
we milk cow thats why we call her mother ?? agyani
@@24.7hustlers4 F.Y.I. I'm Talking about Veganism. It's completely Healthy, Practical and Possible.
Going vegan is not only preventing Animal Exploitation but is the Biggest Measure to prevent Global Warming and Prevent Future Zoonotic Diseases just like COVID-19
@@oksowhat Biologically Every Mother Lactates only when she gets Pregnant whether you take example of any mammal. So Cow produces milk only for their Calves just like Human Mothers.
@@oksowhat And The Extra Milk which the Cow is Producing is all because of the Adaptions they have gone through in their Evolution.
Naturally a Cow/Buffalo can't lactate such Excessive milk. The Dairy Farmers/Industries practice injecting drugs to them which has a lot of side effects because of which they Give ... Extra milk.
You really need to Rape a Cow regularly to meet the Demand-Supply of milk because of which they face Miseries.
6:06
6:06
6:06
Apun log ne try kiya, hag diya...🤣🤣🤣🤣
Meanwhile inside*( bhenchod sach bol gaya ye banda...😶)
Idk why i wrote 6:06 4 times🤣
6:06 🌝
Fook k likha hoga lol
It's 4:31 AM here and I am laughing my lungs out ( goat style )
I am binge watching your videos! I love you!!😂 You are underrated mann!
"Fursat se hin kaand hota hay." 😂
I've watched this video about 20 times now and still every joke cracks me up. Akash definitely enjoys his own stand-ups and I think he takes a drag or two of ecs or some shit before every show coz that energy level is just mind-blowin"
When you watch this video in a good mood 😀 after eating chicken biryani, then realise u just helped chicken's suscide 😳
aie mood me kon hai
vo like meyyy
i laughted so loud at night when everyone was sleeping and then my mummy ne muzhe ghar se bahar nikal diya
Oh no phir?
@@KuchBhiMehta love you bro hats off for your hard work
ruclips.net/video/ZJrrYwmk_rw/видео.html
@@KuchBhiMehta fir kya. Lockdown mn bahar jane par ya to police todti hai ya corona.
@@KuchBhiMehta phir kya.. charas gaanja usko pyaara 😂😂😂😂
That "ae supervisor ko bolega" punch was lit AF man 😂😂😂😂
I like how nappa valley has become a part of the intro😏
- A Cute middle class singer whose voice is similar to Arijit Singh
After a long time
Laughed out long 😂😂😂
*napavalle* ...awsome dude 😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
That Nappa Valleeee in the beginning was epic😂
loved it broo. haven't laugh like this from ages.
Awesome, ye khud hasta h tab kuch aur hi jada hashi aati h which gets add to earlier joke..😆😆
a chiti just came up on my mobile screen out of nowhere😂like literally
They know we are making fuñ about them. Lol
The last time I was this early covid -19 didn’t exist
Exist*
khushboo gour yes ma’am
Fabulous Man ..You just rock the stage ...Keep it up.bro...
In love with your comedy, the way you do your thing man!!!! Love you bro!!!!! Naaapaavaaleeee!!!!
This person literally can laugh any person by his weird smile...
😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone is asleep in my house n I'm controlling my laughter which is getting harder n harder😂😂
Bhai trippiest standup ever !!!! Bhai cheeti ke bare me kabhi standup nai dekha !!!!!!!
8:47 to address this on stage alone, i feel very proud of what you are putting out there. And in such a funny and such an articulate way! Damn funny and damn right!
Aakash :- Amazed by seeing that Ants are always busy with their work
Also Aakash :- *Watched 20+ documentaries on Ants
The way he uses adult words..so smooth😂😂
Yeh video jitna dekho utna kam hai, har baar utna hi maza aata hai, looking forward to your show on 8th Feb Aakash Bhaiii :))
I just love how much you enjoy what you do aakash🤣
_Abhishek Upmanyu_ - *Crime Patrol*
_Akash Mehta_ - *Ant documentaries*
Hit like if you understood 😂😂😂
Edit- thanx for 19 likes. Never got so much ❤️
You had me with NAPAAVALLE 😂
Bhai
I was waiting for your video for so much time
I like your stand up comedy
Thanks for uploading video
I literally imagined ....every scene in my mind 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Akash: I watched documentary on ants for 3 months
Also Akash: ants are amazing *animals* man
@Aadesh Gupta bhai yahi log ko samjhana padta hai ki Humans bhi animal hi hai .
@Aadesh Gupta ok boomer
@Aadesh Gupta insect bolte hai to insect bol na bhai.
Bird ko bhi kya animal udd rha hai
Ya fish ko ye animal kya ter rha hai...?
If we go by biological term then to sab hi to animal hai
Bt you should understand what top comment is really trying to say.
We all respect your knowledge.
Btw Inside Kingdom animalia, ant comes under phylum arthropoda then in that under class insecta... If you really want to be more specific
To ease all thiss, human identify and label particular group in simple terms.
Best 11 mins of my today ...............😊😊😊😊
Imagine someone being offended for ants joke like ppl being offended on cow joke 💀
Nice yaar , ur too good... Carry on
The way he takes the jokes on himself 👌🏻👌🏻🔥🔥🔥
*:- So.. Aakash... Tell us your perception about ants*
Aakash :- *AMAZING ANIMALS*
ok..
Dude ...u r too good like your all jocks all talks are very funny 👌👌