“you had a abortion?” “yeah, twins” “damn, double homicide.” me, sick with a cold: *choking and coughing ensues* edit: *omg i didn’t know my misery would make me famous but ok
“I- that’s a child!” “And that’s an ugly, prickly, bitch.” **speechless** “Yep, I’m nine.. but thank you 🙄🛍 💅” Ps. This was at 1:13 and it had me dead 😂
1:13 If my child doesn't turn out like this, I'll be severely disappointed in them. Edit: to clarify, I dont want my child to be on an adult website, I just want them to be sassy. Thank you and bye. edit 2: Hello???? im young and not planning on having kids anytime soon???? Can yall stop fussing as if im currently pregant cause im not 💀
2:30 i dont think anyone would be interested but i literally spent my 2 hours just to see what was going on here so imma pass it down. So the program is about some sort of investigation. People who have doubts on their internet friendships/relationships go on the show to see if they are real, and sometimes they meet. So Jasmine started talking with a guy online just after she broke up with her long term bf. (she's also taking care of her baby) Then she fell in love with this guy and they started a relationship. But the guy said he was super busy modeling in different countries so they never made a phone call nor talked face to face. after a while (after many months actually) she started getting sus and called the tv guy to be on his show. Then they set up a meeting with the guy and turns out his boyfriend was his ex's new gf. Apparently they have known each other before and she wanted to take revenge. I felt so sad for her but still, its so funny
0:57 inspirational, changed my life, prevented WW3 from happening, world peace, world hunger no more, and my ass is now not sore from sitting on this chair replaying this 50 times.
I- I legit was stunned cuz this guy is so right. ;-; I'm supposed to be cleaning the house but I'm sitting here watching this video, now I have the motivation thanks to this one clip ;-; 0:56 yessir ;-;
I am SOOOO glad I kept scrolling- I may watch this 1000 more times before I move on to the next video. This has to be one of THE FUNNIEST videos that has ever graced my feed and I am SOOOO BLESSED!!! My fave part of this one is at the very end. It’s hysterical & how I text people when they try to actually call me rather than text me. 🙄
“Hide the money y’all there’s poor people around” I’m dead 💀💀
😂😭
U got 666 likes 😂😂
Read it as it played ✨ m a g i c ✨
@@talnashi2795 Sus
🤣🤣
“THATS A CHILD”
😭 the way she fought back
i DIED THERBSHSJD
😂😂😂
That was smooth 😂
Ikrrrrrr😭😭😭😭😭😭
I died
‘ are you not ✨𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑎𝑧𝑧𝑒𝑑 ✨ ? this is really ✨ 𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑎𝑧𝑧𝑖𝑛𝑔 ✨
More like ✨ammbrazing✨
Embazzed
Me looking back at myself any time before 8th grade
Nigerian trying to sound white
@@ohlia1295 playboi carti brother new single ruclips.net/video/PDxlFpiGtoU/видео.html
THE “double homicide” KILLED ME
killed you just like her baby got killed /j
@@jadep4039 💀
THE "im sorry" AFTERWARDS KJHFIOD
same energy as kevin hart's "sorry" to don cheadle 😂
and she was like "bitch?!?!" 🤣
Tom Holland really said 'mmm London' to a lady speaking fucking Spanish.
She asked him “how old are you?” 😂
she said, "how old are you?" but he thought she said, "where are you from?" in Spanish but that's "De donde eres?" so he replied London 😂😂😂
Tom Holland is my celebrity crush tbh
@@willbyersiscute9905 our*
@@kiannamartinez157 Yup 😩
Friend: “You just had an abortion?”
Other friend: “yeah -crying-“
Me: “damn, double homicide”
Friend: “bi-“
its funny cause I watched the show lmao
@@inspxre_amiyah whats it called?
@@stsg4 Joseline's Cabaret: MIami on Zeus
PLS I LAUGHED SO HARD
Omgggg
aren’t you emBARAZZED?! that is embbbarrAZZING,,,
what timestamp is that?
@@mommykasa 1:25
Who made the video
1:25
@@Mohamedehab-zt3im like the girl in the video? lf that's what you mean then it's nella Rose x
Tom: I understand Spanish to a certain level.
Lady: How old are you?
Tom: 👁️👄👁️ hmmm...London.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i gone
😂🤣😭💀⚰️
I’m laughing now but wait till my Spanish final comes around
Lmfao
Wait I knew that but I didn’t understand jakxbjsd
I choked on my water with the " Double Homicide" BYE THAT GIRL JUST MADE MY DAY X100
BETTER
Pls- 🏃🏻♀️💨
STAWP I WENT ORBIT
MY SOUL PERSPIRATED
I CANT AJABSJSBSJSJ
Whats does homicide and double homicide mean?
1:22 she literally just dissed him and ditched IM FINISHED
"Yep I'm nine and thank you"😭
Girl really went *Yep I am nine* 😚
That had me WHEEZING 😭😭
I always thought she said yup im mad but thank u
I hear "yeah, i'm mad but... thnk u" 👁👄👁
I thought she said, "I'm not, but thank you"?
i love it how we made a trend out of a child's trauma 😭
well, atleast she is the reason many of us laughed. So I think she should be proud of herself:)
wait im dumb what one are you talking about
@@beatricks8330 1:57 probably this one
Wait wym
@@jirokyoka4367 its lowkey not okay though. Isnt that basically the same psychology of a bully? Making a joke out of someone's vulnerable moment.
sis really said "damn double homicide"😂😭😭💀
ITS THE FACT SHE SAID “im sorry” after 😭😭😭😭
I laughed so hard on that one and thought to myself damn my humor is dark af😂
time stamp?
I love that😂😂
@@piuxalmario9591 0:40
“you had a abortion?”
“yeah, twins”
“damn, double homicide.”
me, sick with a cold: *choking and coughing ensues*
edit: *omg i didn’t know my misery would make me famous but ok
LITERALLY ME RN-
Had me died laughed for a whole 5 minutes.
i know its wrong but....its soo fucking funny
thats one of the example of a good dark joke, if not the best one
the way she half heartedly says "I'm sorry" just sends me
never stop making these bestie
Yes.💗
Living for the pfp
@@thatweirdbwah_ obv wanda’s my queen
@@kaitlinsidd sameee bestie
I won’t sweetie don’t you worry 😉
"i had an abortion.. yeah twins..
-Damn double homicide"
I DIED
like the twins
@@miyurimiyazaki1520 GOODBYEEE
@@miyurimiyazaki1520 I WAS ABT TO TYPE THIS ABABHAA
Honestly not funny.
I always wondered who sang the " waking up in the morning" song.
i thought it was a lil boy LMAO-
@@jolteoff LMAO yess I honestly thought that too.
its Teresa,s daughter from the real house wives of jersey idk
@@fart_fairy791 lol I know I just never knew before this video
Ok am I the only one who thought it's from a cartoon show or something 😭
“why are they there then” is a tongue twister!
i just realized that lol 😂
made 800 likes
1:31
@𝙙𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙝𝙖𝙪𝙨 ༄ same plss💀
@𝙙𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙝𝙖𝙪𝙨 ༊*·˚ ༄ right? I was like how is that a tongue twister lmao
“Damn double homicide” I AM ORBIT I CAN NOT
orbit thingsss
Omg are you a loona stan?!?!?
@@cookiecreamsiepop8484 no idk what that is lmao
@@azzahrasyabilla3515 ohh no I’m sorry I say that when I find something really funny
@@makayla_w.s.m no no no it's okay lol there's no need to be sorry :)
I CANT WITH THAT OMEGLE CHILD- yep I'm nine and thank you💅😭
Lmaoo yes the full video is from Luke Abercrombie
Haha 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
@@caspasaur omg thank you you're amazinggg
I loved the nine year old!
we stand her lmfaoo
@@ricardo-8695 She needs to cuss trump out!
@@muffin7918 yess bro
She’s like🤭🙄💅💅
Can someone give me the link of this video ?
Lyrics to embarrassed:
Are you ashamed of yourself
Hair flick*
Are you✨embawrrazed✨
This is really✨embawrrazing✨
Thank you for lyrics 😂
“I paid my bills, my bills are paid!”
“AUUAHAHHAGHHGHH!”
the double homicide is so much funnier in context-
Can you Please provide the context 😩
Like why she said double homicide when she just aborted her baby?
@@hsuthar523 oh lol so she aborted twins so instead of normal homicide she said double homicide
@@hsuthar523
Because it's murder
@@clouds-h5549 legally and scientifically wrong but ok
@@EnderOfFlops somebody said they was 5 months and she did it just so her bf stay with her.
0:56 I absolutely needed this thanks for getting my shit together
The women on 2:18 looks like the queen form the movie Minions
Accurate
“I- that’s a child!”
“And that’s an ugly, prickly, bitch.”
**speechless**
“Yep, I’m nine.. but thank you 🙄🛍 💅”
Ps. This was at 1:13 and it had me dead 😂
I think she said ugly, pimply but that’s just worse 😂
I hate that girl.
They evolvin guys
@@hkl-msrn why tho
@@crypidneko She act like she the best but nah.
1:13
i stan this kid
omg her attitude i love it
she's gonna grow up to be a baddie fr
@@dareenali9744 i don't think she has one
@@dareenali9744 u dont need to know the @ of a 9 year old
Jheeze a whole savage
being mean doesn't make u a baddie-
@@zee7081 yea, i meant the confident aura that intimidates me despite the fact she's 7-8
Omg I didn’t know the double homicide one was that messed up 😟
i'm nine
@@maricrissoliman4331 congrats
@@maricrissoliman4331 enjoy your life :))
oh my god this is the most reply i got
@@maricrissoliman4331 congrats
she is hugeee but she is so beautiful... *she's a mammoth, of course* ✨
Girl: Nearly having a mental breakdown
That one person in the live chat: 😍😍😍
Lolllll
She's dua lipa and u should listen to her
And the “I love you”
I really just want to know what the original video is
@@afiahenewaa8601 *dula peep
1:12 "That's a child" LMAOOO I'm deaaaad
The 'im sorry' after she said "damn double homicide" made me die- 💀
Guy: "thats a child-"
Da kid: "aNd DaS AnD UgLy PiCkLy BiJj"
Guy: *shOok asf*
(DO PART THREE BESTAY I WANT MORE LOL😭😭😭)
1:25 got me DYING 😂😂😂
The sass, go girl!💅
1:13 If my child doesn't turn out like this, I'll be severely disappointed in them.
Edit: to clarify, I dont want my child to be on an adult website, I just want them to be sassy. Thank you and bye.
edit 2: Hello???? im young and not planning on having kids anytime soon???? Can yall stop fussing as if im currently pregant cause im not 💀
Ur treating ur child very wrong
@@cybernezuko well at least she stood up for herself. kind of impressive that she did that tho
@@granolaxo she was agressive for no reason whatsoever, what are you even talking about lmao
She is an aggressive child on an adult website
everything is wrong
@@yeyosilver7067 Well yeah, I dont mean I want my child to be on that website, I just want my child to be sassy.
2:46 "A small show with big talents"
1:57 is me every day😭😭😭😭💃💃🏻💃🏼💃🏽💃🏾😂
Me when I ask my teacher why she gave us a surprise test on the last day of school: 2:37
2:01 I can’t stop laughing and crying at it🤣
2:13 made me scream!! 😭😭😭
2:30 i dont think anyone would be interested but i literally spent my 2 hours just to see what was going on here so imma pass it down. So the program is about some sort of investigation. People who have doubts on their internet friendships/relationships go on the show to see if they are real, and sometimes they meet. So Jasmine started talking with a guy online just after she broke up with her long term bf. (she's also taking care of her baby) Then she fell in love with this guy and they started a relationship. But the guy said he was super busy modeling in different countries so they never made a phone call nor talked face to face. after a while (after many months actually) she started getting sus and called the tv guy to be on his show. Then they set up a meeting with the guy and turns out his boyfriend was his ex's new gf. Apparently they have known each other before and she wanted to take revenge.
I felt so sad for her but still, its so funny
i had a stroke reading this
@@fairutzu2407 imagine my struggle writing it
The show is Catfish lol
His.. Boyfriend?
Wait i don't get a thi-
0:12 PLEASE NOT THE HEART EYE EMOJIS IN THE CHAT
HELP FR THO
2:03 THAT WASNT HANNA MONTANA SINGING THAT😕✋✋✋✋
The Tom Holland part of "¿Cuantos años tienes?" "London",has the same vibe energy as "How tall are you?" "Yogurt",with the guy high on anesthesia.
Little girl : **singing**
Me : *choking on my hair*
0:40 WHY SHES SO RUDE LMAO
0:57 inspirational, changed my life, prevented WW3 from happening, world peace, world hunger no more, and my ass is now not sore from sitting on this chair replaying this 50 times.
nicki minaj is the queen of these.
HIDE THE MONEY Y'ALL. THERE'S POOR PEOPLE AROUND!!! 😂😂😂
I chocked on my spit when she said embaras 1:30
1:12 - 1:23 is the best 😭
0:56 me to my friend when they cry about stupid things I mean bad bitches don’t cry
0:43 IM LOSING MY SHT, IM CRYING N LAUGHING SO HARD😭😭😭
“That’s a child!”
“And that’s a ugly pimply #$&%@!”
*shocked*
“Yup, I’m nine, but thank you,”
*SHE SLAYED* 💅✨
0:19 gOrG oh my dear queen ur gorg every day uwu💕💕💕💅💅💅
Srsly
YAS
You got me at.. "Damn, double homicide"
"Omg that's a child!"
"Omg and that's an ugly pickley bish!"
It killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:58 me to my sister’s ex after she starts dating him again
the context behind the "damn double homicide" just makes it 10 times funnier LMAO
" Good content " This raises the awesomeness bar one level up. Nice
Me after making a valid point in an argument with my mom: “ are you not armbArrassed? this is really embArrazzzing”
0:56 keeping this time stamp to motivate myself everyday
1:20 wtf is that kid XD
An icon that’s for sure
giving queen vibes as she should. (referring to the scene when the guy said "shes a child")
I- I legit was stunned cuz this guy is so right. ;-; I'm supposed to be cleaning the house but I'm sitting here watching this video, now I have the motivation thanks to this one clip ;-; 0:56 yessir ;-;
Me and ma bestie in a sleep over ☺️ 3:08
Do you guys tap dance?
When your "friend" says you'll have a calm talk and handle things like responsible young adults.
Me halfway through: 0:52
1:02 um......chile anyways soooooo
LMAOOOO The Fact That I KNow Every last One Of Them Is Amazing and Sad😭😩😭
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I'm wheezing at "Damn Double Homicide"😭😭🤣🤣💀
0:32 hahah Tom = the best ever
It's the "NO BAR-BIE 💅" for me 💀😭
1:31 she really be asking the real questions tho
8th Century Monks: *vibin*
Hundreds of hungry norsemen pulling up on longships: 2:15
0:33 ffs this is so true, and what makes it funnier is that my teacher didn't really teach us like she just shove activities to our throats like that
That last one got me, that SPEED 😂
1:49 why did they bleep out God but not damn
why would u bleep out damn
@@Ruby-or1ct LMFAO cuz "damn" is a curse dumbass
@@deenman-sama7146 uhm but bitch isn’t?
2:53 genshin players when the mtcy fans or whatever they are called, try to get in the genshin impact fandom
there are some people who are apart of both the genshin and mcyt community
ty i need these for videos 😼
Cardi is a living meme goshhhh💀 I love her
0:49 for some reason i feel surprised seeing whataburger
HER FACE😂😭💀0:27
1:13 that had me way to stunned 💀💀
1:13 LMFAO WHAT I WASNT READY
"How are you doing today Jasmine."
Basically the lady in red cat fished that other lady because she was jealous and angry. (2:30)
Thank you.
Bennettttt
Bby yes 😌
"t-t-THATS A CHILD!" also me on omegle: AND THATS A UGLY PRICKILY BATCH
1:57 NO LMAO😭
I am SOOOO glad I kept scrolling- I may watch this 1000 more times before I move on to the next video. This has to be one of THE FUNNIEST videos that has ever graced my feed and I am SOOOO BLESSED!!! My fave part of this one is at the very end. It’s hysterical & how I text people when they try to actually call me rather than text me. 🙄
I JUST LOVE THESE VIDEOS I CANT HELP IT!
The last one like..BRO WHAT-😭😭
cant believe these audios were viral almost 6 months ago, it feels like it was just yesterday
THE 'double homicide' I WAS ON FLOOR DYINGG
2:30
*but you did this for what?* why not? *but why*
Why can I imagine tsukishima saying "damn double homicide"😂
1:08 nickiiiiii
'' i understand spanish''
''cuantos años tienes?''
''umm... London?''
“AND THATS AN UGLY PICKLY BI- “ that’s the best thing I have ever herd
Amy's bills are paid y'all and pls this is epic 😭✋1:55
Lmfao that kid singing waking up in the morning is me when I'm singing while crying HAHAHHAHAHA