I'm an out an out Aussie, never been to NZ, but us Aussies actually love our Kiwi brothers, people who are saying we hate each other are completely wrong. We aren't anything like America vs. Canada.
A Kiwi walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barmen asks "Where'd you get that?". And the seagull says "Down at the rubbish tip mate, they're fucking everywhere"
+Antipodean33 I've been to Europe/Uk like 7 time in my life, I've never been to NZ so... yeah the beautiful nature isn't as well known a you think, other than mountains, and I don't ski.
As awesome as NZ is, the point of the production was lost. Bar the sulphur smell in Rotorua, each of the activities can be done in every country, fishing, hot tub, speeding fines, jumping off cliffs etc. Where is the greenery and sceenery that NZ is most about. Its not the people, the people are generally reserved and passively hostile, its the land and its unique offerings.
What on earth were those ridiculous towels on the flight attendant's heads? Looked like someone had some spare material and said 'hey twist this round your noggin, it's stoilish'.
Well the first fifty that stabbed me in the back , I took notice of . Since then I only notice their rusted cars held together with All Blacks stickers, the kiwi flags flying off houses on Australia Day, the factories full of them to the exclusion of Australian workers "coz my cuz is the foreman" . I mainly remember the cunt that stuck a gun at my sons fourteen year old head at his first day of work at McDonald's that had been in and out of jail in New Zealand but somehow got here. I remember the Tahitian Prince that stole $16 million from.the sick of Queensland. I remember the kiwi scum that gave two girls a lift from the Kuraby Hotel,wrapped his car around a post on a bush road,killing one. He left the other who was screaming and rang his cousin ,not a fucking ambulance who drove him to Brisbane Airport. The girl was found hours later,almost dead by a passer by. I remember the 14 dead Queensland people killed by New Zealand scum by coward punches, domestic violence ( one smashed his girlfriend to death with a man hole cover while she lay trapped in her car). This toll just since October 2015. I remember Cole Wright bashed to death by a gutless kiwi during a night out in the Valley. And what about the one who threw an old man under a rubbish truck during a road rage incident on the Gateway Motorway. You want me to keep going ? Go fucking home. We have had enough
An Aussie bogan? I wonder if he visited Henderson (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henderson,_New_Zealand) that's were all the Westies (Auckland's version of bogans) live;-). He'd probably fit in:D.
Visited NZ last year and loved it...but please ditch the Australia hate. As most of your tourism comes from Australia we don't really want to face a lot of "your a bunch of fuckwits" humor. I mean you can take a few comments, but when the entire trip is "Aussies are so dumb and you secretly wish you were a New Zealander because we're so much better than Australia" it gets tired. Not to mention the knob head who took us around the Museum in Wellington who was hell bent on telling us Australians how everything you guys have ever done is better than what Australia has done, including that your indigenous people are so much more intelligent that ours, (no I'm not kidding), and that it's only the shit people that leave NZ for Australia and you guys choose more intelligent immigrants to populate your country (I couldn't believe that one). People don't pay good money to experience your beautiful country to be told we're stupid; never do anything right and NZ is so much better. The South Island was better, but the North Island was somewhat hostile to Aussies. ...just saying.
It goes both ways. Lived in both countries and am half aus half kiwi. Both cultures just hate each other, not unlike childish siblings. They're just too similar; observing the other culture is like looking into a dirty mirror. The main difference between the two countries seems to be government. The Australian government slaughtered the natives and still pays them little regard while the NZ government took the land cunningly but fairly preserving the natives and their culture. The differences continue to be political as Australia continues to isolate itself(with the help of the liberal party) while NZ gains renown.
Samuel Cright Well I appreciate you saying that. I also realised whilst I was in NZ that it isn't this utopia that NZers make it out to be and has some serious problems. Which was a shock because all we ever hear is how much better NZ is than Aus (particularly form NZers), when Aus also has some really wonderful aspects. We certainly experienced xenophobia and frustration towards the Maori, yet we are lead to believe that NZ is a hotbed of progressive love and affection for the Maori (not so in all circles apparently, including our tour guide who had plenty to say on the issues around the treaty). As our population is also 4x the size of NZ (not to mention our vast, inhospitable land mass) that breeds an incredible amount of diversity depending on the experiences of the piece of land you happen got be born on. Further, our role in international politics (though not particularly integral by any means), is far more complex than the international politics of NZ. It's easy to be completely and utterly progressive when there are no real consequences. I just wish we could put all the bullshit aside and work together to make this part of the world the best it can be; which is to say, pretty much better than most other places in the world (not all, but most). NZ is beautiful and interesting and you have a great culture (including how you embrace your indigenous culture), but so is Australia, and despite what you may think, there is real progress around indigenous issues in this country, it just depends on who you want to listen to. We should have some kind of union and use each other to create the best situation we can, rather than this absurd debate that keeps holding us back. After all, we are all we have...there's nobody else down here to help us out.
Leisha Young Yeah.. thanks for sharing your ideals but I'm a realist and an anarchist. Not going to go into it but if you make everyone equal you take away their differences. It is our differences that define who we are.
+Otaki Gamer Not true, you made the Moa extinct within a couple hundred years and decimated other bird and animal life. So i wouldn't be boasting about that
+Antipodean33 Dingo? and the moa was eaten to extinction back before the English came and settled, he's talking about the present, you guys still eat your national icon, so....
I don't think New Zealand is so much jealous of Australia just more like " Hey rest of the world, we are awesome too!" But like the world is getting smaller, it isn't like the rest of the world DOESN'T know where NZ is, they probably don't know much about it, apart from having a world-class prime minister, Peter Jackson and some nice scenery.
why would you want to go there, the way things are going you might not make it out alive. What with the earthquakes etc. I have been to auckland as far as the airport only because I was on my way to San Francisco. nz not a place I want to visit
Vito Corleone that's Algood man not everyone wants to see what we call home, I always thought the same about Australia but the more I see about that beautiful country the more I want to see it. peace bro
it's enough for me I have met more than enough of them, and here them criticize Australia yet there is 600.000 thousand of them there. You weren't asked to come so go the fuck home
***** Absolutely, our Prime Minister John Key is an excellent example. Aside from tinkering with exchange rates to make a fortune this guy is as dumb as shit.
***** Turnbull is also an arse who made his money tinkering with exchange rates but I was talking about New Zealand's Prime Minister. As to whether you've been living un der a rock or not I couldn't say. Anyway, whether we are talking about Oz or NZ my point was that it makes little sense to laud being ignorant. Going back 50 years in both countries many genuinely working class people were highly intelligent, orators, poets, public speakers, and very credible thinkers in philosophy, politics, and literature. What working class today seems to mean is ignorant. I guess it's a function of more opportunity for people with ability. I don't have an objection to any class but what distinguishes the working, working class is not or should not be the fact that they are as dumb as a sack full of hammers and proud of it. And on the other side of the coin markets reward oftentimes very stupid people with far too much money for doing nothing of any real value.
its kind of ironic you dont hear aboriganals the rightful owners of australia complaining about forigners just white australians who have no right claiming a land their forfathers stole and yes white australians are foringers too show some tolerance and get on with it just a thought chill out
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I'm an out an out Aussie, never been to NZ, but us Aussies actually love our Kiwi brothers, people who are saying we hate each other are completely wrong. We aren't anything like America vs. Canada.
Sibling rivalry, much like USA & Canada. We don't always agree on things but will stand by each other to the end.
Pretty much the only thing we don't get along in is sport. Legit that's it.
***** because you Aussies don't do it right LOL
Voodoo Walker What do you mean?
lol
A Kiwi walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barmen asks "Where'd you get that?". And the seagull says "Down at the rubbish tip mate, they're fucking everywhere"
This clip shows so many things we got to do growing up in NZ especially during summer school holidays.. great memories, proud to be Kiwi!
im from ksa and I have been to nz. its the best place to visit
I'm a New Zealander and I love Australia also.
"Our car is temporarily...err...not working" good choice of words buddy haha!
Rhys Darby ! I can recognize that voice anywhere :)
To be honest you could do those activities anywhere. Theres nothing which is typically New Zealand apart from the town that smells.
This was bloody gold 👍👍👍
Grew up in Rotorua, now live in Aussie. Love Rotorua!
good old rotten rua breath of a thousand ass holes lol
Martin makes the best coffee in Newtown
This show is a scam by the New Zealand tourism minister. What Aussies wouldn't want to go to NZ for a holiday? The place is paradise
+Antipodean33 I've been to Europe/Uk like 7 time in my life, I've never been to NZ so... yeah the beautiful nature isn't as well known a you think, other than mountains, and I don't ski.
SlowPoke I haven't been skiing either, but i'd like to give it a go. I'd also like to go on other expeditions there
+Antipodean33 Try South Auckland for paradise...lol
i would'nt wanna go..majority of aussies haven't been to nz,nothing special about it
Even I know that's no bogan!
I loved this..
Why is this not viral yet!!!!!
Awesome
I love this series!
"the old hammer handle..classic kiwi"..lol tru story!
Awesome vid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn that's cold..told the brotha he was headin to Vegas. lmao!
I remember a special about some guy who actually carved out a railroad thru some mountains on his land.. in the north of the country.
@neomysterio Phys Darby, who plays Murray is the narrator... So yes! :)
watching this makes me miss home !!!
Welcome to NZ I see New Zealand beautiful place.
I'm from Croatia and I love New Zealand
I might be going to work in nz for a while. Will be interesting.
Murray?
Absolutely hilarious! The narrator is so funny.
I'm not sure if that guy they found is the strongest example of an Aussie bogan.
I can't afford it but will sail there if I have to.
It's always interesting to me to see people in other countries wearing American sports merchandise.
ive always found the fun factor drop by 10 with a camera seeking reactions, seemed something similar with this genuine boggie
Excellent vid boys.
As awesome as NZ is, the point of the production was lost. Bar the sulphur smell in Rotorua, each of the activities can be done in every country, fishing, hot tub, speeding fines, jumping off cliffs etc. Where is the greenery and sceenery that NZ is most about. Its not the people, the people are generally reserved and passively hostile, its the land and its unique offerings.
it was, (on the Air New Zealand channel, but for some reason they deleted it)
I wanna go to NZ to meet Gandalf, wait.... that was a moive. scratch that then.
I'm from Australia and I've wanted to go to NZ for years. Wanna ride across NZ on a moto next year. This guy's pretty bogan though.
Right bags are packed, who's picking me up?
Matua Parkinson is the man!!!
Agreed. NZ's not flawless, but I'm so proud of our little country and would never choose to live permanently elsewhere.
.... It really looks like Chaye is wearing a NQ Cowboys jersey ;-)
Best thing to come out of NZ is Flight of the Conchords :-D, and if I'm not mistaken that narrator sounds like Murray.
acerimmeh No it wasn't the First man to climb everest, or the First Female national leader, or the jetboat..... It was two sarcastic men with guitars.
Everything Rhys touches is genius.
I'd be disappointed too if I was told I was going to New Zealand for a holiday
Love the car
cmu kiwis and ur comments..u miss the whole point of this ad..totally a crackup..loved it..#saysthegirlfromwaiohaubopwhoslivedinozfor15years :) xox
i ended moving to australia coz land is too bloody deer (expensive)
3:06 is that how kiwis greet each other?
+Judin Kinds it's a traditional maori greeting
Paselio oh ok, didn't know that
+Judin Kinds only on TV programs!
it's common in maori community
Yes in traditional terms .. but not so much in everyday life
What on earth were those ridiculous towels on the flight attendant's heads? Looked like someone had some spare material and said 'hey twist this round your noggin, it's stoilish'.
"It does smell like a massive fart this whole town" - Martin
American here.. is that greeting with the head-tapping common in Australia/NZ? I've never seen it before.
No. It's probably some maori or local tradition in NZ.
Lol you're a douche dude. Lighten up
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lol
Benjamin Yorston lol wot
Rotorua my home town!
Is that voice the guy from Flight of the Concords?
kiwis are gr8 m8s
Yep. will back door you , stab you in the back, steal from you etc. Great mates
+Muddy Waters stereotypes mate, all australians live off of, STEREOTYPES
Yes. Ninety nine percent of the Kiwis I've met give the rest a bad name.
Oooh! That was almost witty. Fuckwitty
Well the first fifty that stabbed me in the back , I took notice of . Since then I only notice their rusted cars held together with All Blacks stickers, the kiwi flags flying off houses on Australia Day, the factories full of them to the exclusion of Australian workers "coz my cuz is the foreman" . I mainly remember the cunt that stuck a gun at my sons fourteen year old head at his first day of work at McDonald's that had been in and out of jail in New Zealand but somehow got here. I remember the Tahitian Prince that stole $16 million from.the sick of Queensland. I remember the kiwi scum that gave two girls a lift from the Kuraby Hotel,wrapped his car around a post on a bush road,killing one. He left the other who was screaming and rang his cousin ,not a fucking ambulance who drove him to Brisbane Airport. The girl was found hours later,almost dead by a passer by. I remember the 14 dead Queensland people killed by New Zealand scum by coward punches, domestic violence ( one smashed his girlfriend to death with a man hole cover while she lay trapped in her car). This toll just since October 2015. I remember Cole Wright bashed to death by a gutless kiwi during a night out in the Valley. And what about the one who threw an old man under a rubbish truck during a road rage incident on the Gateway Motorway. You want me to keep going ? Go fucking home. We have had enough
Old mate been bang a pit in his boxing days lol
Hammertime
Aus & NZ Forever ❤
An Aussie bogan? I wonder if he visited Henderson (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henderson,_New_Zealand) that's were all the Westies (Auckland's version of bogans) live;-). He'd probably fit in:D.
one thing u missed was our pies
the best part of new zealand is its very kind and racially tolerant people.
that was cool
im happy in NZ !!
He could have just stayed in Australia and gone Scaffolding
Been to NZ. Its a great place except there are funny people that live there.
This is such a crack up!
poxy sand pit? what that supposed to mean.
Yeah your right .... you could do it all theses activities any where, but is it a lifestyle ..... probably not.
Good One
4.23 Teeeheeeeeheeeeheeeeeeee. Fuck thats reminds me of a KBW song
nice,nature,I am wayan from Bali.
LOL I know this bloke Martin! Hahaha
funny at a time Both places was run by the same Government
Choice bro!
u could do all that shit in aus
wombat yeah that's what I was thinking
Hey doesn't he seem a bit toned down to be boogan 😆 but to do justice to him was a pretty good sport
So many kiwi's in aussie be like being in aussie 😂
trying to comprehend that sentence gave me a headache....
he must have tried out some nz weed too
damn he is so smashed in the spa hahaha
LOL AWESOME
Visited NZ last year and loved it...but please ditch the Australia hate. As most of your tourism comes from Australia we don't really want to face a lot of "your a bunch of fuckwits" humor. I mean you can take a few comments, but when the entire trip is "Aussies are so dumb and you secretly wish you were a New Zealander because we're so much better than Australia" it gets tired.
Not to mention the knob head who took us around the Museum in Wellington who was hell bent on telling us Australians how everything you guys have ever done is better than what Australia has done, including that your indigenous people are so much more intelligent that ours, (no I'm not kidding), and that it's only the shit people that leave NZ for Australia and you guys choose more intelligent immigrants to populate your country (I couldn't believe that one). People don't pay good money to experience your beautiful country to be told we're stupid; never do anything right and NZ is so much better.
The South Island was better, but the North Island was somewhat hostile to Aussies.
...just saying.
It goes both ways. Lived in both countries and am half aus half kiwi. Both cultures just hate each other, not unlike childish siblings. They're just too similar; observing the other culture is like looking into a dirty mirror.
The main difference between the two countries seems to be government. The Australian government slaughtered the natives and still pays them little regard while the NZ government took the land cunningly but fairly preserving the natives and their culture. The differences continue to be political as Australia continues to isolate itself(with the help of the liberal party) while NZ gains renown.
Samuel Cright So once again NZ is great and Australia sucks. Get over it!
LJY08 Nope. Both countries have good and bad sides just like *every* country. In this case they are afraid of their own reflection.
Samuel Cright Well I appreciate you saying that. I also realised whilst I was in NZ that it isn't this utopia that NZers make it out to be and has some serious problems. Which was a shock because all we ever hear is how much better NZ is than Aus (particularly form NZers), when Aus also has some really wonderful aspects.
We certainly experienced xenophobia and frustration towards the Maori, yet we are lead to believe that NZ is a hotbed of progressive love and affection for the Maori (not so in all circles apparently, including our tour guide who had plenty to say on the issues around the treaty).
As our population is also 4x the size of NZ (not to mention our vast, inhospitable land mass) that breeds an incredible amount of diversity depending on the experiences of the piece of land you happen got be born on. Further, our role in international politics (though not particularly integral by any means), is far more complex than the international politics of NZ. It's easy to be completely and utterly progressive when there are no real consequences. I just wish we could put all the bullshit aside and work together to make this part of the world the best it can be; which is to say, pretty much better than most other places in the world (not all, but most).
NZ is beautiful and interesting and you have a great culture (including how you embrace your indigenous culture), but so is Australia, and despite what you may think, there is real progress around indigenous issues in this country, it just depends on who you want to listen to.
We should have some kind of union and use each other to create the best situation we can, rather than this absurd debate that keeps holding us back. After all, we are all we have...there's nobody else down here to help us out.
Leisha Young Yeah.. thanks for sharing your ideals but I'm a realist and an anarchist. Not going to go into it but if you make everyone equal you take away their differences. It is our differences that define who we are.
Aussies atleast we take care of our animals you guys cook kangaroo's and eat them. We take care of our Kiwi Birds
We eat emu as well
+Aichmo also wallaby, crocodile and the camels that were brought over...
Have you ever had bush turkey....
+Otaki Gamer Not true, you made the Moa extinct within a couple hundred years and decimated other bird and animal life. So i wouldn't be boasting about that
+Antipodean33 Dingo? and the moa was eaten to extinction back before the English came and settled, he's talking about the present, you guys still eat your national icon, so....
New Zealanders are jelous of Australia!
I don't think New Zealand is so much jealous of Australia just more like " Hey rest of the world, we are awesome too!" But like the world is getting smaller, it isn't like the rest of the world DOESN'T know where NZ is, they probably don't know much about it, apart from having a world-class prime minister, Peter Jackson and some nice scenery.
@neomysterio yep.
Bob from Bob's burgers ha.
Classic
why would you want to go there, the way things are going you might not
make it out alive. What with the earthquakes etc. I have been to auckland
as far as the airport only because I was on my way to San Francisco. nz
not a place I want to visit
shut the fuck up no cares
Vito Corleone that's Algood man not everyone wants to see what we call home, I always thought the same about Australia but the more I see about that beautiful country the more I want to see it. peace bro
earthquakes happen in the south island and you've only been to their airport. That's not enough to criticise NZ...
I've met enough kiwi arseholes, I don't need to go to nz to meet any more. Jesus I more then met my fair share
it's enough for me I have met more than enough of them, and here them criticize Australia
yet there is 600.000 thousand of them there. You weren't asked to come so go the fuck home
You think he's a bogan? You guys haven't seen anything.
I'love kiwi ,wery wesoli ludzie inny inz te kangaru .
In Australia we'd at least take the head off the hammer,otherwise itll rust
*Rhys
classic stitch up
Mean as bro Marty I'm a maori living in aus and call aus my country.
*Fern
Aussie Bogan?? Isn't that what they call a tautology?
Sure are :/
*****
yeah, you can tell the insufferable middle classes quite easily, because they use big words like "insufferable".
Not so sure being other than upper class means you should also be as dumb as a sack full of hammers.
***** Absolutely, our Prime Minister John Key is an excellent example. Aside from tinkering with exchange rates to make a fortune this guy is as dumb as shit.
***** Turnbull is also an arse who made his money tinkering with exchange rates but I was talking about New Zealand's Prime Minister. As to whether you've been living un der a rock or not I couldn't say. Anyway, whether we are talking about Oz or NZ my point was that it makes little sense to laud being ignorant. Going back 50 years in both countries many genuinely working class people were highly intelligent, orators, poets, public speakers, and very credible thinkers in philosophy, politics, and literature. What working class today seems to mean is ignorant. I guess it's a function of more opportunity for people with ability. I don't have an objection to any class but what distinguishes the working, working class is not or should not be the fact that they are as dumb as a sack full of hammers and proud of it. And on the other side of the coin markets reward oftentimes very stupid people with far too much money for doing nothing of any real value.
new zealand should just join australia, like how pueto rico joined america.
imagine how our our rugby team would be!
nah mate...austraya should join nz .
like russians selling alaska to usa
Benjamin Yorston lol, that made zero sense haha
Benjamin Yorston yeeeeesh :/
A united NZ / Aus rugby team would have no Aussies in it lol.
Voodoo Walker like everyone outside qld/nsw, i really wouldn't care. as long as they're wearing green and gold and winning :)
What a let down, Vegas compared to some hick town in NZ, fark that/!
its kind of ironic you dont hear aboriganals the rightful owners of australia complaining about forigners just white australians who have no right claiming a land their forfathers stole and yes white australians are foringers too show some tolerance and get on with it just a thought chill out
what a waste of 7 minutes.
*6.48*
Lol gout
just goes to show how aussies think nz is so crap but nooo
bloody old insure new zealand ae.