Toxic GAY Manager ASMR

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  • Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 715

  • @moonyscorner615
    @moonyscorner615 4 месяца назад +2296

    ‘No I’m not really proud to be gay I don’t think it’s an accomplishment’ LMFAOOOOOOOO

    • @margoelise
      @margoelise 4 месяца назад +64

      had me wheezing 😭

    • @oliveugly
      @oliveugly  4 месяца назад +296

      THEY ALWAYS SAY THATTT

    • @betospears5867
      @betospears5867 4 месяца назад +59

      More gays should be saying this 💅🏻 😭😭😭

    • @Donald53
      @Donald53 3 месяца назад +1

      🤣 Yasss..... LMFAO

  • @linzierodriguez3846
    @linzierodriguez3846 4 месяца назад +3818

    whenever there's a gay person at your job you have to decide if they're SISTER or ENEMY

  • @Thesingingmourningdove
    @Thesingingmourningdove 4 месяца назад +2924

    i know he runs that homegoods like a warzone

  • @m.hyfhdhgg
    @m.hyfhdhgg 4 месяца назад +1685

    “yes no yup nyup nyup nyup” 😭😭

  • @oatmealguy
    @oatmealguy 4 месяца назад +1148

    the barking into the phone is killing me. YAR YAR YAR YAR

  • @misamisasaki9889
    @misamisasaki9889 4 месяца назад +851

    Why is this Frankie grande in an alternate universe

    • @mar23.123
      @mar23.123 4 месяца назад +130

      Frankie if Ariana never got famous

    • @user-ub1hc1iu1b
      @user-ub1hc1iu1b 4 месяца назад +18

      Lmao literally what I thought

    • @Ponce17
      @Ponce17 4 месяца назад

      Lmfao 😂​@@mar23.123

  • @Rhamburgers_420
    @Rhamburgers_420 4 месяца назад +1060

    No way Kasey is still working there omgggg. They have to be a glutton for punishment or something 💀

    • @tiredrabbit6776
      @tiredrabbit6776 4 месяца назад +73

      at this point it’s gotta be a game of chicken between jaymeé and corporate lol 😭 how many times can they send kasey back before he quits

    • @qhodges53
      @qhodges53 4 месяца назад +12

      Poor Kasey

    • @yomama69157
      @yomama69157 4 месяца назад +53

      There is no Jaymeé Calabasas from the legendary house of Calabasas WITHOUT Kasey imo

    • @oliveugly
      @oliveugly  4 месяца назад +66

      NO LITERALLLYYY

    • @ploopydiper
      @ploopydiper 4 месяца назад +12

      The way I’m literally a Kasey at my work I’ve been there a year and a half they can’t get rid of me 😭

  • @nyx1002
    @nyx1002 4 месяца назад +2678

    LMAO the registered republican took me OUTTTTT😭😭😭 so glad this icon is back !!!!

    • @fwstace
      @fwstace 4 месяца назад +73

      frrr 😭 dave rubin is SHOOK

    • @oliveugly
      @oliveugly  4 месяца назад +390

      No like look at him that man is a republican

    • @Okra_winfrey
      @Okra_winfrey 4 месяца назад +53

      And the fact that the person got off the phone immediately after that was said 😮‍💨😭

    • @federationspace5264
      @federationspace5264 4 месяца назад +8

      Kamala/Fetterman 2028! It's our turn y'all! Time to bring competence back to your democracy y'all!

    • @amyk.2500
      @amyk.2500 4 месяца назад +42

      @@federationspace5264is that a joke

  • @ivwy_ow
    @ivwy_ow 4 месяца назад +1122

    the background looks so realistic i thought u rlly invaded a retail store for this role play i was like okayyyy olive one step ahead of the game

    • @t.s.5094
      @t.s.5094 4 месяца назад +120

      INVADED 😭😭

    • @lav-kitty
      @lav-kitty 4 месяца назад +1

      ok but I WOULD EAT UP an asmr like this

    • @itspania
      @itspania 4 месяца назад +23

      it does blend in well

    • @ivwy_ow
      @ivwy_ow 4 месяца назад +15

      @@t.s.5094 my bad maybe wrong wording choice 😭

    • @oliveugly
      @oliveugly  4 месяца назад +83

      OMMGGGG

  • @deekjokes1923
    @deekjokes1923 4 месяца назад +526

    2:48 the lighting change accidentally making it look like this manager just radio’d into their vape. I’m dead

    • @toep1ckles
      @toep1ckles 4 месяца назад +36

      i thought it was edited to look like that on purpose 😭

    • @oliveugly
      @oliveugly  4 месяца назад +191

      Jaymée DEFINITELY has one of those huge vape rigs in his locker that he hits during his lunch break which is 15 minutes longer than everyone else's

    • @deekjokes1923
      @deekjokes1923 4 месяца назад +4

      @@oliveuglyLMAO

  • @bbyz5944
    @bbyz5944 4 месяца назад +626

    I love how diverse olive is gay manager, straight Italian man, country bumpkin, secretary, high school popular girl, alien babe, waiter, middle aged mother, the list continues 😂❤

    • @strawberriebuns
      @strawberriebuns 4 месяца назад +18

      the range 😌 the duality ☺️

  • @Emerson-uv8xc
    @Emerson-uv8xc 4 месяца назад +617

    my 35 y/o gay manager from homegoods was just like this and had an ariana grande PONYTAIL tattoo on his wrist

    • @lovleyloner1487
      @lovleyloner1487 4 месяца назад +57

      Lmao how did he get a ponytail tat? 😂. Tf does that even look like ick 😂

    • @Emerson-uv8xc
      @Emerson-uv8xc 4 месяца назад +54

      @@lovleyloner1487 like a cartoon swirly ponytail that had grande underneath😭

    • @brandirae99
      @brandirae99 4 месяца назад +27

      @@Emerson-uv8xclike the barbie logo??

    • @jgfffffffhjiufdddj
      @jgfffffffhjiufdddj 4 месяца назад +3

      oh my gosh the ponytail😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Emerson-uv8xc
      @Emerson-uv8xc 4 месяца назад +10

      @@brandirae99 YES

  • @Grace-vn8of
    @Grace-vn8of 4 месяца назад +911

    The swallowing before talking keeps getting longer 😭😭😭😭

    • @joeyseriously
      @joeyseriously 4 месяца назад +28

      THE BEST PART

    • @oliveugly
      @oliveugly  4 месяца назад +118

      He was really struggling to get those swallows down

    • @jordanm2936
      @jordanm2936 4 месяца назад +20

      ⁠he has GERD it’s ok

  • @levitheestallion5035
    @levitheestallion5035 4 месяца назад +472

    "Nobody wants to work anymore" LMFAO 💀

    • @oliveugly
      @oliveugly  4 месяца назад +88

      WHILE MAKING EVERYONE WORK

    • @Doll.xox111
      @Doll.xox111 4 месяца назад +13

      The office siren and him would get along LMAO she said the same thing

    • @ellouisebadger849
      @ellouisebadger849 4 месяца назад +3

      I've heard someone say this where I work in the past 😂

    • @julianaperez8617
      @julianaperez8617 4 месяца назад

      ​@@oliveuglyliy❤

  • @Yourlocal_percussionist2
    @Yourlocal_percussionist2 4 месяца назад +81

    "hes gay-🤭..hes gay--😋 I dont know if he likes me,😔 but he's gay😏."
    LMAOAOA IM CRYINGGG

  • @sickleds
    @sickleds 4 месяца назад +167

    Not the fucking "leaving something somewhere to 'see if anyone will clean it'" I CANTTTT

    • @missally369
      @missally369 4 месяца назад +5

      a Lady at my Work did this to me last week... she hid some pants somewhere they shouldn't be to test me 🥲

  • @Anon-box
    @Anon-box 4 месяца назад +350

    Dude, I had a toxic gay manager when I worked at a care home. Kind to the residents, a bitch to the staff. Especially me 😂

    • @ieatteeth5605
      @ieatteeth5605 4 месяца назад +1

      OMG CASEY

    • @bmwjourdandunngoddess6024
      @bmwjourdandunngoddess6024 4 месяца назад +33

      We had one at our job, but they never worked with me and HATED me. The other Gay worker. 😂 But it was the opposite over here, rude to customers, but loved some of the staff.

    • @lovleyloner1487
      @lovleyloner1487 4 месяца назад +9

      Helll nah as a PCT I don’t have time for mean nurses I truly despise them

    • @oliveugly
      @oliveugly  4 месяца назад +36

      OMG that is so real

  • @queenmaj6576
    @queenmaj6576 4 месяца назад +301

    Jamie Calabasas?? From the legendary House of Calabasas????

  • @DefinitelyNotAutumn...
    @DefinitelyNotAutumn... 4 месяца назад +396

    Oh the king of the legendary house of Calabasas is back!!!

    • @ashtons8626
      @ashtons8626 4 месяца назад +18

      the *KWEEN 😍😍

    • @actually9431
      @actually9431 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@ashtons8626 The role this person is playing is A gay man so they were spec talking abt the role I think and not the actor of sorts

    • @ashtons8626
      @ashtons8626 4 месяца назад +3

      @@actually9431 queen is a slang term for a gay man, which the character in the video refers to himself as multiple times. but my reply was a joke and not meant to be taken seriously regardless, as indicated by the emojis.

    • @actually9431
      @actually9431 4 месяца назад

      @@ashtons8626 Oh my, that was my mistake. I am sorry for having ruined it qwq Thanks though!!

  • @scarliii
    @scarliii 4 месяца назад +120

    “Kudos mama, for hiking” LMAOOOO
    “This is my real hair, I just snatched this up earlier” loving these references

  • @Preppyxluvs-st2mi
    @Preppyxluvs-st2mi 4 месяца назад +467

    I know damn well that manager either has a mini poodle or an excessive amount of cats

    • @Aroma_1111
      @Aroma_1111 4 месяца назад +97

      Or a husband that is 85 years old

    • @lav-kitty
      @lav-kitty 4 месяца назад +16

      ​@@Aroma_1111 bothh

    • @oliveugly
      @oliveugly  4 месяца назад +42

      omg YEAH

    • @joeyseriously
      @joeyseriously 4 месяца назад +10

      Tiny dog fs

  • @deedeecole51
    @deedeecole51 4 месяца назад +202

    “Yeah NROW👹 yuh! Nrow” is the only way I’m answering questions now

  • @Plasticityy
    @Plasticityy 4 месяца назад +180

    This might be alternate reality Jeffree Star

  • @malobrien99
    @malobrien99 4 месяца назад +144

    plz the details down to the orange ice coffee 😭😭 REGISTERED REPUBLICAN AND THE GLOSSIER BALM this is a masterpiece

  • @lovleooo
    @lovleooo 4 месяца назад +325

    he’s either the best or the worst manager to ever exist, you can never tell

  • @prezdraws8501
    @prezdraws8501 4 месяца назад +57

    Goes from saying “she hired a queen” to “no I’m not really proud to be gay” 😭😭😭

  • @wildwitchwest
    @wildwitchwest 4 месяца назад +84

    the fucking way you pronounced "ell pollo loco" literally killed me. i had to keep rewinding and laughing

  • @RavenxElise
    @RavenxElise 4 месяца назад +138

    4:10 "quick-lay and swift-lay" took me out! 😂

  • @audreyurquhart9057
    @audreyurquhart9057 4 месяца назад +62

    The GAY in all caps is what truly seals this as a masterpiece 😍

  • @JMBAD_art
    @JMBAD_art 4 месяца назад +78

    In 2016 I worked with a guy just fucking like this. His name was Cody, and he would ALSO declare with annoyance that pride was bullshit and that he voted for Trump. Truly a charmer. Acted like an old queen but was like 28.

    • @prettyfunkgirl
      @prettyfunkgirl 4 месяца назад

      Acted like an old queen but was like 28 ☠️☠️☠️

    • @zweij
      @zweij Месяц назад +1

      Wonder who he is now :D

  • @nanahibiscus
    @nanahibiscus 4 месяца назад +38

    I love how all your characters feel like they could be real people out there, I could bump into this icon on street anytime

  • @ashjdove5192
    @ashjdove5192 4 месяца назад +63

    Olive you would absolutely SLAY a dance moms role play omg

  • @Tamanegi-P
    @Tamanegi-P 4 месяца назад +32

    idk how you do the boy who looks like a girl that looks like a boy look so well but im living for it

  • @uniquee_roses
    @uniquee_roses 4 месяца назад +88

    Greenscreen?! 😮😮😮😮 not the immersive Nordstrom rack experience girl I’m fully in the candle isle rn

  • @p1ct0ch4t
    @p1ct0ch4t 4 месяца назад +113

    Jaymée didnt come to work he came to WERK

  • @Acw279
    @Acw279 4 месяца назад +61

    “no-no im not really proud to be gay i don’t think it’s an accomplishment no” pop off sis

  • @vin0619
    @vin0619 4 месяца назад +93

    the “yah-no-yah-no-yah” had me DEAD 😂

  • @ImDefScoundrell
    @ImDefScoundrell 4 месяца назад +196

    get up, OLI POSTED

  • @victoria1823
    @victoria1823 4 месяца назад +62

    the tjmaxx background has me deadd

  • @sodaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    @sodaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 4 месяца назад +147

    THE Q REFERENCE LMAOOOO

  • @KrissyFizzle
    @KrissyFizzle 4 месяца назад +20

    "Do you think he's a martini straight up or with a twist" PLEASE 😭😭😭 This and the look at the guy and drink sipping 😭😭😭

  • @artificial_ange1_
    @artificial_ange1_ 4 месяца назад +61

    THE Q AND PLANE JANE REFERENCES IM LOSING ITTTTTT LMFAOAOAOAO

  • @zetadoubleu
    @zetadoubleu 4 месяца назад +17

    the hair highlights, the contour, the glasses, the CARDIGAN 😂😂😂 even the iced coffee i’m deaddd

  • @francis4444ever
    @francis4444ever 4 месяца назад +44

    i loveee how every single character is so different and unique. like i can’t even register they’re being played by the same person. great work & dedication ur so cool 🤩

  • @y0urbsf
    @y0urbsf 4 месяца назад +81

    on vacation but when olive posts you gotta watch

  • @imeaniguess7608
    @imeaniguess7608 4 месяца назад +50

    10:42 the reference to Q’s imfamous “this is my real hair” KILLED ME😭😭

  • @valerie.cecile
    @valerie.cecile 4 месяца назад +51

    Literally less than a minute in and “CAROL BURNETTS SUMMER HOUSE IN MYRTLE BEACH” took me out😭😭😭😭

  • @maxkennedy7430
    @maxkennedy7430 4 месяца назад +12

    11:30 I would love a sequel vid of the customer going on a date with the toxic Gay manager and see how that plays out.

  • @autumnisafraid
    @autumnisafraid 4 месяца назад +26

    "straight up or with a twist" I CANNOT

  • @sleepysoundsmikki
    @sleepysoundsmikki 4 месяца назад +16

    I can never fall asleep to these characters because I’m usually laughing and very invested 😂
    I’m editing this to just add that I did in fact fall asleep to it last night anyway

  • @Prairiies
    @Prairiies 4 месяца назад +29

    I don't know whyyyyy but I love when this character says "ok yah" a bunch its tew much

  • @AdiaFerguson
    @AdiaFerguson 4 месяца назад +89

    YESSSS one of my favorite characters of yours 😭💕

  • @theincredibleauraaa133
    @theincredibleauraaa133 4 месяца назад +41

    🗣️GET UP YALL WERE GOING TO THE LEGENDARY HOUSE OF CALABASAS‼️‼️🔥‼️

  • @seahwkgrl80
    @seahwkgrl80 4 месяца назад +12

    1:24 "yep, nope, yep, yep, nope" the delivery had me rolling! 😂🤣😂

  • @eth4n_c4in
    @eth4n_c4in 4 месяца назад +14

    "kudos to you, mama, for hiking" I'M DEADDD 😭😭😭😭

  • @max2623
    @max2623 4 месяца назад +43

    "I just snatched this up earlier" plsssss

  • @ashtons8626
    @ashtons8626 4 месяца назад +39

    jaymee being a registered republican and a glossier girlie just makes sense

  • @synesthesia.aesthetic
    @synesthesia.aesthetic 3 месяца назад +9

    "Alright-ok-yea-yeah-alright-okay-yeup-yeup-syeup-okay-bye-ookay-yeah-byebye"

  • @CFSWarrior
    @CFSWarrior 4 месяца назад +5

    I can’t stop listening to this. Legit I listen to this every day since it came out at work and at home. 😂 there’s something about it that’s just the perfect balance of relaxing and entertaining. Need more of Jamie Calabasas. 💅🏻

  • @anka004
    @anka004 4 месяца назад +44

    im so glad this icon is back

  • @chessvalenti7939
    @chessvalenti7939 4 месяца назад +2

    The nuance in this performance is EVERYTHING! You can tell Olive is super smart!

  • @48hz46
    @48hz46 4 месяца назад +12

    Idk if people have said it but please keep writing the little descriptions of the asmr video in the description i LOVE reading them i look forward to it with every new video 😭💗💗

  • @Maddy-h4o
    @Maddy-h4o 4 месяца назад +65

    Do a noisy nail tech plz!!!!!

  • @TheyForgotMySalad
    @TheyForgotMySalad 4 месяца назад +42

    I came here for Olive, but had no idea Jamie was gonna read me for FILTH! B*tch I was 20 in 2002 and that was MY HAIRCUT!! 😮😂😂😂 Love you so much! ❤❤❤

  • @eleanorsherry4620
    @eleanorsherry4620 4 месяца назад +19

    💗💗💗the iced coffee swirling is SUCH a good trigger...

  • @elilytical7213
    @elilytical7213 3 месяца назад +4

    you look exactly like my gay manager 😭😭 the haircut exact, lips, makeup the BROWS and the coffee i cant 😭 i sent this to my mate who works w me and its him. jack haunts me even outside of work

  • @Strawberrygremlins
    @Strawberrygremlins 4 месяца назад +16

    He is back and he is still not actually working, love the accuracy

  • @theproblem111
    @theproblem111 4 месяца назад +16

    OH MY GOD THE Q REFERENCE? “THIS MY REAL HAIR I JUS SNATCHED THIS UP EARLIER” IM SCREAMING

  • @strawtoonz4042
    @strawtoonz4042 4 месяца назад +21

    kudos to you mama, for managing ❤️

  • @bunbunwy
    @bunbunwy 4 месяца назад +30

    Not the staccato "yeah"s LMAOOO 😭 they sound so funny

  • @GNA255
    @GNA255 2 месяца назад +1

    Ugh I wish there was more! I could watch a whole sitcom of this. Thanks!!!

  • @_Sugar_Coatedd_
    @_Sugar_Coatedd_ 4 месяца назад +4

    LMFAO “sales are down,honey ya think”😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣ICONIC

  • @prxncejae
    @prxncejae 4 месяца назад +7

    I watch these videos purely for relaxing entertainment such good acting imo

  • @kitty6591
    @kitty6591 4 месяца назад +8

    literally my supervisor At work but i love him😭

  • @moonjur111
    @moonjur111 4 месяца назад +25

    “gyop gyop gyop” 📞😭

  • @saranohmusic57
    @saranohmusic57 4 месяца назад +3

    idk how you create hyper-stylized characters that still feel so REAL!

  • @bneclemmybneclemmy8294
    @bneclemmybneclemmy8294 4 месяца назад +5

    Thank you so much for making this video. I’ve been feeling so hazy, so disconnected, apathetic, and discouraged. All the feel good hormones came out while playing this. I felt three years younger.

  • @markiflierandpliendsatthed1280
    @markiflierandpliendsatthed1280 4 месяца назад +8

    yes!!!!!!!!! needed this so badly 🩷🩷🩷 ur creativity is next level. all the little in jokes and subtleties never cease to surprise me i LOVE it

  • @shadyjoanneboots
    @shadyjoanneboots 4 месяца назад +2

    Girl your acting for this man is so good, I feel like he might be informed by someone you know or worked with 😭😭

  • @SamiBates
    @SamiBates 4 месяца назад +13

    Can i be so fr - you would be the best kris kardashian roleplayer like ever. But anyways you're the funniest and i

  • @RavenxElise
    @RavenxElise 4 месяца назад +14

    Happy pride yall 🌈 this is perfect Olive haha TY.

  • @Optimystik
    @Optimystik 4 месяца назад +8

    "Just let her have them, she's doing us a favor" 😂😂

  • @_bunnny_girl_
    @_bunnny_girl_ 4 месяца назад +11

    The dunkin gave me war flashbacks of working fast food-

  • @krazyoldkatlady192
    @krazyoldkatlady192 3 месяца назад +5

    “No I’m not proud to be gay. I don’t think it’s an accomplishment. I’m proud of my managerial status at home retail and my paycheck every week.”🤣

  • @guera2003
    @guera2003 4 месяца назад +9

    “Kudos to you, mama, for hiking”

  • @paddykayyo
    @paddykayyo 4 месяца назад +10

    JAYMÉE IM LITERALLY OBSESSED U ICON

  • @anastasiashenkova7971
    @anastasiashenkova7971 4 месяца назад +5

    I missed this CHARACTER SO MUCH. So much depth, humour and character looove it and gobbling it evvveeryyytime 💕

  • @basicindiebro
    @basicindiebro 4 месяца назад +8

    Thanks for keeping us fed during pride month Olive!!

  • @Helen09166
    @Helen09166 4 месяца назад +9

    you using the hoola bronzer as the intercom PA mic is sending me

  • @heavenshandwriter4796
    @heavenshandwriter4796 4 месяца назад +2

    5:17 so true how people do their glasses off and on like that. Nailed it. ❤

  • @Mold_
    @Mold_ 4 месяца назад +5

    Pls keep doing this character, ive useed the original video like 20 times to sleep

  • @koisfish
    @koisfish 2 месяца назад +4

    Literally if brandon rogers did ASMR

  • @jgfffffffhjiufdddj
    @jgfffffffhjiufdddj 4 месяца назад

    olives videos bring me so much comfort. he makes me feel like everything's just gonna be alright.

  • @mereigold
    @mereigold 4 месяца назад +6

    I was just thinking about the first one 😭😭😭 this is biblically accurate to being a Marshall’s employee

  • @genesis_69
    @genesis_69 4 месяца назад +6

    olive would slay a regina george roleplay 🫶

  • @jordanm2936
    @jordanm2936 4 месяца назад +10

    Destressing on my lunch break at my barista job by watching a role play of a gay retail manager. Capitalism has cooked me

  • @lifeisanadventure406
    @lifeisanadventure406 3 месяца назад +3

    Literally watch this every day

  • @ameliaearhart666
    @ameliaearhart666 4 месяца назад +3

    I never wanted this video to end. I will always watch the toxic home goods manager videos at least 3 times

  • @ashtxn.66
    @ashtxn.66 4 месяца назад +1

    i’ll never skip your asmr videos i don’t even watch asmr like that but these are just tooooo good😭 also i stg this is a carbon copy of my gay manager at DSW same phrases and everything💀💀

  • @fallonmitchell
    @fallonmitchell 4 месяца назад +2

    this is becoming one of my favorite characters as you've become my favorite ASMRist !!