Rings of Power Dialogue is HILARIOUS | Part 4 Season 2
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- Rings of Power episode 4 has some hilarious writing but I still like it lol but darn #ringsofpower
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Galadriel: "Trust... Me???... Are you certain that's wise, Commander???" Me: "No... No it's not... I'm glad you acknowledge that you're a bad person who can't be trusted..."
😂😂😂😂
Lol yeah. It's supposed to be a dig at his lack of faith in her. What the writers neglect to realize is that he has very good reasons to mistrust her.
Galadriel the petty
@@yagimiiGUYladriel the insufferable
Worse dialogue than Oblivion NPC's and Oblivion is a ~10 year old video game compared to a full budget theatrical show
I just saw the kiss leak 🤮🤮🤮
In lore Galadrial is FAR older than Elrond, not to mention they are first cousins and he treats her like a wise Grandma.
They truly hate Tolkien.
Not to mention, she’s his mother-in-law.
@@LexiB-o9c Gotta be an awkward family reunion. If this trash show was canon, lmao. Damn it, they ruin everything they touch. Imagine if Adar was actually Celeborn...
@@darrenchiam2472 talking about family reunions... galadriel should be married to caleborn at this point, extra akward
@@D4rKSUN1 And has a Son.
@@D4rKSUN1 Strange enough, at the end of Season 1 of this show. Galadriel mentioned that she DOES have a husband and that he's currently missing. Which only adds to the mountain of issues.
Sigh... To think there are people defending Elrond kissing his mother in law so intimately.... This is why we GATEKEEP PEOPLE! Elrond should know better to respect the sanctity of marriage. Eff this show.
his what now??????
@@Alteori Elrond later marries Celebrian, the daughter of Galadriel, who would very much be alive at the time of the forging of the rings. So his future wife is somewhere in this world whilst he’s getting jiggy with her mum.
I guess the like term "motherf---er."
@@Adam-mo6gf Were they bethroed at least? Cause if not... then technically(?) he didn't cheat on her.
@@dirtyjack6300 no one thinks it’s weird because of ‘cheating’ champ, that’s something that wouldn’t exist in Tolkien’s stories. It’s weird because it’s his future wife’s mother and kissing in those times and in that world would very much be a more intimate thing than it is in our world. But if you want to think of it in simple real life terms, imagine telling your kids you once kissed granny.
asian and black elves... lol.
if representation is about seeing yourself on-screen, the showrunners succeeded in showing me how out-of-fucking-place I'd look in the middle-earth melting-pot 🙄
Funny how you have elves that developed a biological defense against the sun, when you were born before the concept of the Sun.
@@badistbrother8384 just like the little mermaid lmao
@@surgiosurge its an attack on imagination land. Southpark warned us years ago. This is not happening by chance, its designed to destroy western IPs.
@AJ-gt6ts if the goal is to see yourself on screen then they succeeded, I see myself in the tv screen every time I switch this crap off
This show just looks so bland and boring. I watched one episode and I was checked out, couldn't watch anymore
At least it is kind of watchable I can't say for Agatha
It's very surface level. Durin the dwarf is interesting and Sauron is only bc he seems to have a bit more soul than the others but that's not saying much
@@thomasgaming7656 Oh it's better than Agatha def!!
@@Alteoriwtf is a cowtussy and where are you getting the video's
@@thomasgaming7656No, it's not watchable. 45:36
31:55 "why is the black elf the first one that dies?"
You know why...😑
Let me guess... Racism
Diversity
If it wasn't for these videos, I wouldn't even know this show exists.
Nobody watches or even talks about it
True. NOBODY, ABSOLUTELY ZILCH, irl mentions this show LOL
You should check out RandomFilmTalk's reviews of it.
His review(s) of first season is over 12 hours long and he is currently going through this season.
The Original Dialogue
Galadriel: “No earthly force could do this.
Elrond: Well, except for earthquakes.”
Galadriel: “Ok, so one earthy force could do this. An earthquake.”
Elrond: “And floods.”
Galadriel: OK, besides Sauron, only earthquakes and floods could do this.’
Elrond: There’s also landslides. Some slippage from this hill could have taken out the bridge’s supports.”
Galadriel: No earthly force could have done this except earthquakes, floods and landslides, So, I figure it was done by Sauron.”
The writers: Let’s just say that only lightening and Sauron could do this, because lightening is tight. Besides, who cares? This is just a money laundering scheme anyway.
They missed a solid chance to mimic Monty Python, there.
@@JoeOvercoat Shifting this show into an unserious parody that takes the piss out of itself would unironically gain it more viewers.
Wouldn't it make more sense that it would be embezzlement?
This is the third video I’ve watched today shitting on this show 😂 keep em coming 🤗
The SASS that Alt dropped in this series, so far, is keeping me coming back. 😆
4:35 *Cinematic, cinematic, cinematic, cinematic, map* 🤣🤣🤣
Remember that time gilgalad warned elrond he would lose his position if he didn't hand over the rings, and then much more than that, elrond jumped off a cliff and became a fugitive?
Too bad Lindon has a population of 48, so that there are only two objectively horrible choices for leadership.
7:41 OH GOD! Bless you for this horrible still-shot of Gyladriel. Looks like a middle-aged male stunt-double.
This is so exasperating they cannot make a single character likeable in this thing Tom Bombadil it's basically like if you give a hippie who's really in love with his wife the powers of a 20th level druid making him something like a minor God who's just a chill dude and they completely ruined that appeal
So glad I am not watching this tripe.
Just to add some clarity Alteori, there are some forests that are shepherd by "Ents" the tree people these areas are considered sacret and no trees are to be harmed by people or orcs. As for animals well, I think they're tolerated. I maybe wrong, but that's what I think. As for Poppy and Nori surviving, plot armor pure and simple. Again don't quote me on this, I'm just guessing based off what makes sense to me.
6:00 "Lady G starts feeling weird" the ring of power just give elfs the ability of anxiety.
Crapy deal if you ask me.
Just another reminder, that's her son in law to her daughter that apparently hasn't been born yet lol
I'd like to be there for those family reunions.
If you told me that the KKK wrote this hobbit subplot with the point being that the shire ended up being all white and good. I'd believe you cause it's horrible.
Ah yes, thanks for reminding my why Samwise Gamgee is the absolute gigachad hero of LotR.
All the Elves are assembling for battle and I have one question: *Where is Celeborn?*
Why does this show look so cheap? I guess a billion dollars doesn't go as far as it used to. Thanks a lot Obama.
What the what?
@@JoeOvercoat "Thanks, Obama" is a meme. 😅
Yes, Sam Tarly is partly based off Sam from LOTR. GRRM is a huge JRRT fan
"If you put your brain in a vulture it'll fly backwards" bro idk why but that shit was hilarious to me 😂😂😂
The worst thing about this show is how the writers think they are smarter than Tolkien without even reading his works. The best part of the books is the mastery of language Tolkien shows. He never used complicated metaphors or "big words" to convey things like they try to do in this show. He used words effectively without bloat to make the meaning clear instead of trying to flex some form of intellectuality trying to sound smarter that the readers.
Also they made the whole plot needlessly complicated by randomizing the order of events that did happen in the books mixed with their own ship culture fan fiction. For example they completely reversed the order the rings were made. So they now have to make nonsensical plot points to tie together other nonsensical plot points that come from putting together events that happened hundreds of years apart.
I still don't understand how it's a prequel and follow up the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings
oh how boring life would e without you Alteori ......you are the the best thing about rings of power so far.
Just think for a moment how this is what going to be 8 episodes in total, each being an one hour long. So around eight to nine hours... now in eight of nine hours you could be in the home stretch of finishing watching Return of the King. See how much fluff these tvs shows have, and that fluff could be transformed into moments of character growth. I know more about side characters like Eowyn, Arwen, Pippin, Merry, Boromir, Treebeard, Théoden, Saruman and so on and what their total screen time in those films is tiny compared to the ROP main characters. I know their motives, beliefs, personality and so. We get entire character arcs complete in just a few short scenes in LOTR, in this I don't think we see an arc ever get complete. Characters flip flop through their motives, beliefs and personality more than I do, deciding which flavour ice cream I want to eat.
Remember guys THE SEA IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!!
Yes, the Sea is always Moist.
Look what they did to my boy Tom Bombadil! Where is Goldberry? Fuck you Amazon for doing Tom so bad... Poor old merry-dol
"Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow! Bright Blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow!"
Barrow Weights aren't impervious to regular weapons. They can be killed by regular weapons, mostly because it's still damage done to the corpse they're possessing and they can't repair that shit!
Do we find out where Drogon went in this episode?
Is Eldrond's chin slowly growing into a backbone?
“An archer and two swordsman?”
Thousand year old elf 1: “wanna try my bow bro? you’ve been using that sword for a while now”
“Thousand year old elf 2: “nah I’m not an archer”
Then there's Galadriel who, with her ~2,000 years of training to avenge her husband(?)...
Loses to and gets tricked/captured by a few orks.
I never thought terrible Mary Sues would be able to get into televisions, and yet here we are!
You said watER weird. It’s pronounced wauta
A question not about LOTR but about Twitter, why do you have your Twitter in your RUclips bio if people need to be accepted to follow you? Have found it hard to bring this point up as there really is no way to contact you personally as you don't use Patreon, did pay $1 to check it out but found it had not been posted on in months, and you didn't seem to read messages sent there either. The only other way would be the e-mail, but as it looks to be for business I assume you only look at that for sponsors or stuff like that.
And writing this in a 2 day old RUclips video with over 1k comments will most likely not been seen, so posting a comment within the first hour of you uploading a new video the only way to be noticed by you? I do know you have gotten a lot of hate from people so can see why you protect your Twitter, but if you don't want people to go to it why put it in your bio? I did send a request for following but I assume you have a long list of those and most likely ignore those by know.
This all came to mind when I did see you brought up that you had posted something on Twitter and had some of your followers respond to it, so wonder if only old followers (those that followed you before you protected your Twitter) are allowed to see stuff you post on Twitter, or if there is another way for us who maybe don't use Twitter as much and was not following you before you protected it, if we have some way of following it now?
This IS NOT "Lord Of The Rings episode four". DO NOT CALL IT THAT. Do NOT call this "Lord Of The Rings", EVER. *EVER*
You are Disparu-level funny in your delivery 😂 I love the way you rip this stuff apart and the mix of proper application of sarcasm, derision, and pointing out things in unique ways.
This (your channel) is one of the few success of the YT algorithm 🎉
This kind of acidic satire is best from a woman or a Brit. 😉
p.s. I just now realized I never thought about the sentient trees going after beavers. That’s a sub-plot all its own.
As a kid during the 70s, weekend TV taught us how to deal with quicksand. People said that information is useless, yet here we are.
37:52 Never seen that clip before. 🤣
After this episode I went back and watched a few of the cast's interviews and public appearances before this season started, it is well apparent they knew what was gonna happen and were relishing in the moment. They've been playing a joke on us the whole time. Well played Amazon. Shit is evil AF.
"Was I the only one frustrated while watching that?"
You're the only one watching it. 😒
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 f'real
THE SUBSTANCE had hilarious moments reminiscent of Disney´s Snow White and Cinderella feeling more fable than satire.
Again...what is up with the hair? This was worth 1 million dollars TF.....😂😂😂😂
The scene writers and directors definitely don't consider what makes sense in the moment. The silence needs to be filled, regardless. Galadriel picked out the trained fighters to accompany Elrond. Why would she ever need to tell them to "prepare yourselves"? They should already have their weapons drawn. And one of them just died, so why is Galadriel giving this order she's not supposed to be giving in such a calm manner? If the people you hand picked turned out to be utterly incompetent, you shouldn't be calm.
💯🙌
And all of them pose in the most absurd way. One can deconstruct them all, but just look at the girl boss: what is she going to do with that sword holding it like that?
@@JoeOvercoat oh yeah, gotta get the good angle in. Even when it's... not good.
This happened accidentally: but if you turn your "watching tv" avatar upsidedown, it looks like a languidly stretching thicc-bottom furry.
>"cowtussy"
Excuse me, but as a long time viewer...what in the actual F stuff do you watch?
Youre so funny 😂😂😂😂😂 gj!!!
Alteori can you please do a movie review on The Dino King and its sequel Dino king journey to fire mountain. Both movie are on RUclips.
Give it up I have been trying to get her to watch Adventures in Dinotopia
This comment makes references to Better Call Saul.
The only character in Rings of Power that I am slightly invested in is Galadriel. I want to see how much of a psychopath they make her into. Pretty much the same way I was deeply invested in Kim Wexler as she went down the Bad Choice Road--although in the end she did turn around.
I wonder if they plan to ever redeem Galadriel--or if in the end she will just shlep down to Lothlorien with Celeborn and pretend to be the Good Mage, the same way that Kim gave up being a lawyer, moved to Florida to sell sprinkler systems, and had yup yup sex with some dopey guy.
hair on your head, just like hair on your skin, is not there to keep you warm. it's also not there to make us "look good." it's a sensory organ, serving a specific functional purpose. the hair on your skin detects very light and nearby electromagnetic changes. likewise, the longer hair on your head is for detecting even more distant and lower-frequency changes. your ability to empathize with someone depends your ability to feel what they are feeling and your hair is an antenna for receiving and broadcasting those feelings. it is your mind-reading organ. that's why its so important for militaries to shave the heads of soldiers who have no use for empathy, its why women have both stereotypes of having longer hair and being more empathic, why women who cut their hair are seen as being colder, why men with lots of facial hair are associated with introspection, why mammals (the branch with hair) are more familial, and why someone with 2-foot long hair will almost universally be recognized as non-aggressive "hippy" even by total strangers from different cultures.
this is long known from druidic culture and you can bet Tolkien knew this and thats why all the elves had signature long hair. its actually a big deal that the elves are being depicted with shaved heads, much moreso than their skin color.
True. Sikhs don't cut their hair and, of course, Samson, was emascualted by Deliah cutting his hair.
Was not expecting to see Trevor from achievement hunter in your video, Alteori.
This show's like the dumbest kid in class trying to copy the test from the class topper and still failing
28:13 my thoughts exactly 😂😂😂😂😂 girl you are wild I'm ded 💀💀💀
22:50 girl, no... even you deserve something better than.... wherever that guy is
slight lore about tom is that he is an immortal human that the Hobits meet 3 min outside of the Shire in LotR books and is supposed to be the oldest thing in middle earth for no reason.
You went in hard lady, I appreciate it😂
1:00 look at that piece of popcorn stuck on the cats face
Haha Gandalf from dollar tree!!! 😂😂😂
Okay so let me get this straight you're going to send an expedition to stop Sauron AKA one of the biggest threats to Middle Earth to exist and you only send FIVE people after him
Is the highking on drugs or something
Maybe that's why he's called the High King because he tends to be high on drugs nearly all the time.
37:57 OMG that SLAYED me! 😂
Hey alteori, talk about Palworld. Nintendo is at it with CnDs and DMCAs again. Claiming Patent infringement. But the Pokemon Company file patents AFTER Palworld's release. and mention Craftopia which uses the same mechanics Palworld did but was released in 2020.
10:04 "I.... Am Steve"
I'm starting to feel like the true power of the rings of power is to produce entertaining youtube content like this. FR I have been enjoying all these videos discussing and reviewing each bad episode. It's fun but I can't imagine how painful the RUclipsrs had to go through just to finish one episode.
This bridge....it's obvious stupidity of the writers....not to mention their failing of Middle-earth geography.....there are no such vast canyons in that area!! It's no Colorado and not the Grand Canyon :)....all signs point that this bridge is probably supposed to be where the Bridge of the Stonebows is in lore...,meaning a numenorean build bridge on the river Baranduin (later also known as Brandywine)...it's the bridge that is basiclaly entrance to the Shire :)...land of the Hobbits :).
"For it was in the one thousand six hundred and first year of the Third Age that the Fallohide brothers, Marcho and Blanco, set out from Bree; and having obtained permission from the high king at Fornost, they crossed the brown river Baranduin with a great following of Hobbits. They passed over the Bridge of Stonebows, that had been built in the days of the power of the North Kingdom and they took all the land beyond to dwell in, between the river and the Far Downs. All that was demanded of them was that they should keep the Great Bridge in repair, and all other bridges and roads, speed the king's messengers, and acknowledge his lordship."
The Lord of the Rings, Prologue, Concerning Hobbits
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"Occasionally the Hobbits of Bree went as far as Buckland, or the Eastfarthing;... their little land was not much further than a day's riding east of the Brandywine Bridge....
The Fellowship of the Ring, LoTR Book 1, Ch 9, At the Sign of the Prancing Pony
[On] the outskirts of Bucklebury [they] struck the main road of Buckland that ran south from the Bridge.
The Fellowship of the Ring, LoTR Book 1, Ch 5, A Conspiracy Unmasked
[Buckland] was originally unprotected from the East; but on that side they had built a hedge: the High Hay.... It ran all the way from Brandywine Bridge, in a big loop curving away from the river, to Haysend....
The Fellowship of the Ring, LoTR Book 1, Ch 5, A Conspiracy Unmasked
The four hobbits stepped off the [Buckleberry Ferry]....
On the far stage..., they could just make out a figure....
'Thank goodness you don't keep any boats on the west-bank!' said Frodo. 'Can horses cross the river?'
'They can go ten 1 miles north to Brandywine Bridge - or they might swim,' answered Merry. 'Though I never heard of any horse swimming the Brandywine.'
The Fellowship of the Ring, LoTR Book 1, Ch 5, A Conspiracy Unmasked
It was a good forty miles from the Bridge to Bag End....
The contrived way they write this script and the convoluted story in this show is unbelievable!!!! They seriously just narratively decided to offscreen destroy this bridge for no reason :)...when the Elves could have easily used other roads like cross the river at Sarn Ford (they would then entirely avoid entering the Barrow Downs :))...which additionally at this time were still safe...as the Wights were not haunting it yet....it was only much later in THIRD Age...NOT the Second Age that these Barrow-wights appeared :)!!!!!!!!!
I do find it odd that Gil-galad, under the influence of his own ring, would give Elrond such an important task. However, if the ring is NOT affecting him and he is of level head, I can easily see him being reasoned with and recognizing that what Elrond did was an act for the good of the realm. Assuming Gil-galad is now aware that the rings were made with Sauron's magic, Elrond would be a hero in his eyes, risking not only his loyalty, but his life to save all of elfkind and the entire world. So in short, Elrond's promotion makes sense ONLY if Gil-galad 1) isn't being influence by Sauron through the ring and 2) knows that Sauron's magic is in the rings. With these two conditions met, Gil-galad would recognize that Elrond was ready to silently martyr himself and disgrace his name to save everyone.
Only magical swords can break stone, thought that was already established 😆
17:30 YES!, fuckin goddammit, Alteori, would you warn a bastard before you drop an Astin Bomb like that? I was legitmately not prepared for that scene.
me, a normie: so there's one black and one asian elf? that's cool. what's their stories? other elves we've seen are all caucasian, so are their parents must be outcasts for being with humans that have these skintones and features? or are there elves in different countries? what's their parents like? was their upbringing difficult?
Rings of Power: REPRESENTATION!
me: but they's a story to be told here. I just wanted to learn more about these characters, their pasts and-
Rings of Power: RE-PRE-SEN-TA-TION!!
me: soooo......you're doing the bare minimum representation without caring for their past and what made them who they are so you can brag how progressive your show is? got it.
Nobody goes off-trail and nobody walks alone - Hey, does that mean they spoke about dum-dum Stur Marleyok? He said he is called nobody.
Your reaction to Tom Bombadil makes me realize three things:
1 - This show makes absolutely zero sense to someone not familiar with Tolkien
2 - Once you are familiar with Tolkien, you can only see this show as an absolute mockery and insult to his work
3 - That literally means this show is made for absolutely NO ONE.
When she said "There is evil in those hills." I instinctively and without thinking said "That may be, but there's Evil Within Too."
Wildwoman has thrown a jug at you!
A) Use arm to deflect it
B) Step out of the way
Y) Take to the face like a boss
X) Use leg
How tf do you use a leg─
Arondir: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
The stuff with the ents is even worse than you think. The problem with cutting down trees is that they're the flock of the ents. They're supposed to be shepherds of the forest, not part of it. They don't care that trees are hurt they care that their trees are hurt. A forest in the second age should also have been perfectly capable of defending itself. By the third age the trees had all gone to sleep, but this is supposed to be when they were at their most vivacious. Army-killing level of vivacious, especially with their shepherds fully active.
In the books they were basically just bigger, better, magically smart trolls. More creatures of stone than wood. And the Entwives were supposed to be lost. Not killed, lost. As in, they were objects, not female ents. At the very least, they should have been immobile so there wouldn't be an expectation of them finding the ents after being "lost". It could have been interesting if they went all the way with the tree thing that Jackson added, making them essentially pinecones that would allow ents to germinate. It even would have given them their BS DEI points to have an asexual species. But that would take actual creativity.
ALTEORI! season 2 of chaos theory is soon, whens the next video coming??
Bro that's discount Tom Bombadil. I'm sorry but if you read LOTR Tom has an insane amount of aura and is not this grumpy hermit kind of guy. Why is he so small and weak looking?!
4:09 so basically Hollywood in a nutshell... i wonder where they got the idea for this outcome. Couldn't be from how these weirdos who have no actual talent at story telling managed to take power in Hollywood and slowly destroying entertainment in general... resonates exceptionally with the way they did it
galadriel: acts like 50% of girls and we're pretending her behavior is so bad that it's uncommon.
32:17 the only reason the Avengers thing worked to begin with is because of Scarlett Johansson. Galadrial is no Black Widow.
p.s. They let Elron save her because they’re setting up a kiss between the two.
A better question is WHY is there a black elf? Elves are not humans, they dont have the same spread of ethnicities that we do.
But its because everything has to be diverse now meaning that no group of people ever look different. everywhere you go in middle earth has the same precents of dark skin, light skin, and so on people. Even tho theres no realistic way that would happen. It also mutes any uniqueness these groups of people would have.
Just look at the half foots, doesnt matter if its a small caravan culture or these hole dwellers. you still have black and white ones. Never mind the fact that they would very quickly harmonize after a few generations.
And where did the different skin tones come from? Did a faction of dark skined shapeshifters from far off lands recently migrate here and quickly disperse their people evenly among all the humans, halfings, dwarfs and elves?
Image the next Elder Scrolls game is set in HammerFell and 30%+ of the population is white. There not even nords or imperials, no there just white redguard.
No, people would not be happy because thats NOT what they look like.
The Ents in this show look horrific...whereas in the original trilogy, made a quarter of a century ago, they look completely natural.
Man, sorry to disappoint you, but in episode 7 they completely destroyed Elrond. What he does there is uhhh, yeah well you'll see. Poor guy, they did him dirty. :/
Wish Gandalf would've washed his greasy hair, or his face. He looks even dirtier after the bath.,
One of the special things about the Peter Jackson LOTR trilogy is that those who became fans of them remember so many dialogue lines from the movies. In almost every scene there are iconic, memorable lines. GoT in its earlier seasons also had a lot of iconic memorable lines. These TV shows that we get recently, it's not that their dialogue are bad to mid. They're also very forgettable.
Wait that's "Tom Bombadil"? Laying aside my thinking it was Radagast he wasn't meant to be called old Tom till the lord of the rings. In this era he should be old young, forn or fatherless. Even I know that and I don't even remember what those names were in the original language besides the Dwarves whose Forn is easy to remember.
Galadriel, Lady of Light, reduced to a petty teenager.
God I hate this show.
How to fuck did that bridge came to be in the middle of the forest?
First all those trees would have been cut prior to building and second, none of them would be allowed to regrow back, as their roots can damage bridge supports.
As far as those plants go, all of them look like they would require quite a lot of water for irrigation. In those conditions that is pure stupidity. Once drought hits and wells dry out, they are fucked(following by dying out).
The part with the ents reminds me of the origin of the term “by hook or by crook” originally coming from restrictions on how wood could be gathered in protected forests. Essentially you could only take what could easily be broken off but could not cut anything. One version of the origin anyway.
The ent asked the guy in wooden armor if he ever cut down a tree. He's using their bodyparts as armor. There shouldn't even have been a conversation after that.😂
After listening to your (justified) tirade on not having to spell out everything to the audience that they already showed...it is my great honor to inform you that you're in for so much more 😅 Especially in episode 7. Can't wait to see your reaction.
None of the characters care about one another because the show is written by people who learned about social bonds through TV and internet.
"This little Chuckie doll" 😂 Yeah the character designs are ridiculously ugly.
They somehow made straight relationships gay and Elronds grown some balls this season
For one strange reason, when i hear Alteori speak i imagine her as Joey King with black hair.
Just saying.
Galadriels ring: Well, Elrond can't because the king also has a ring. He is the only critical one.
Peter jacksons portrayal of these characters brings to life the grace and wisdom of what thousands of years of existence would bring. These are powerful people, kings and leaders with powerful magic who posess incredible insight and a presence that absolutely commands respect. The rings of power portrayal of these characters shows them as weak and stupid , and prone to the kind of failures and desires that are befitting of modern day teenagers. It makes them utterly removed from canon and shows them as soft and embarrassing individuals.
Anyone else think Alteori act like the little owl gylfie from "legend of the guardians the owls of ga'hoole"
Yup! The trees are defiantly just mad at humans because a large part of culture insists for some reason that humans/humanoids aren't allowed to do things like cut down trees or hunt without being called evil.
Hello Alteori.
Rings of Power, episode 4. Yup, the series is getting weirder and the writing as well as the episode goes on.
Anyway, another great review video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.
Galadriel has the power to blow up that bridge whit her magic easy so this fakes in the show is not Galadriel that is for sure.
Also no one actually knows what Tom Bombadil is but as he himself says he was the first he was old when the world was created so the closes thing people have guessed in my opinion is that he is what remains of the Song that created the World when the creator god made everything whit his minor gods Tolkein lore is cool and he intentionally left some things vague as they where never meant to be solved also at this time he is not called Tom he changes names all the time and his wife is a season.
I dont want to sound mean when i say this but Alreroi this show was in fact not made for people like you who are not big fans of Tolkein yes this show was in fact designed to appeal to Tolkein fans this is why they give you the shoots like whit Tom and many other places and people you are suppose to go WOOOOW its HIM/HER/IT OMG they just failed miserably
A fantasy story about an omnicidal cadre of sentient, mobile, tree creatures could be hilarious.