Quizzing my friend on Sonic Games that don’t exist (COMPILATION)
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- Опубликовано: 5 июл 2019
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#compilation 
Игры
See this is what’s interesting to me: Sonic fans don’t know what’s canon about a character’s backstory, yet something they do know is canon is that Shadow watches Kill La Kill and wants to take in a bunch of kittens.
excuse me what
Don't forget the part where he pisses on Eggman's wife.
@@Langas_LVDC what
@@Big_Guy58 it's a joke from snap cube's fandub of SA2
@kikio no, it’s canon
10:32
I hate that I know this, but the events of Sonic 06 got retconned BY SONIC 06, so that entire game literally never happened.
i cant tell if thats good or not
@@jessicabailey8909
Which part?
It's fantastic that it never happened. The only way it would be better is if it didn't exist in REAL life.
But the fact that I know enough about the story to know that? Ehh...
Also according to Sonic 06, the blue chaos emerald doesn't exist as it has no known point of origin
It was so “good” that it self terminated.
Also if it was erased then HOW THE F$&% DID CRISIS CITY COME BACK IN GENERATIONS?!
Saying "but" after "I'm not a furry" IMMEDIATELY invalidates that statement
He will come out one day. and when that happens we will welcome him with open arms.
Fuck no, furries are disgusting
Pig Bukkit they dont wanna fuck dogs but ok mate
I wish for the day a Solar Flare wipes out the internet and furries either stop existing or become endangered
@@manformerlypigbukkit furries dont fucc dogs
okay some do fucc dogs but others WANT to fucc ANTHRO dogs so its different
mario is my favorite sonic character after ken penders
What
@@brxkenhalo ken penders
God of the echidnas
Fuck Ken Penders
No Nolan is my favorite sonic character
Actually Pastey is the best sonic character
"I'm not a furry."
"I'm Not a Furry!"
"IM NOT A FURRY!!"
*Spoken like a true Furry*
he will come out one day. and we will accept him with open arms.
Indeed
no he is a scailey
Quote the game grumps fandom
@@Martin-rh6bn no
salty doesn't want to be called a furry because technically he's a scaly
He will come out one day. and when that happens we will welcome him with open arms.
Copy paste
@@Martin-rh6bn you mean paws right?
@@hectordanielhernandezmaldo shhhh 🤫
No, he’s a Salty.
"The green one has an appealing design." - Linkara defending himself while interrogated for ejaculating to the green M&M.
He's the sploogebringer!
Damn this comment was far ahead of its time
*Obi wan voice* Linkara…. I haven’t heard that name in a long time.
"I'm making an enitre video where talk about Sonic"
"Let's talk about how Sonic Adventure 2 is an overrated terrible game"
"I don't wanna talk about Sonic anymore."
That really do be me tho
Stfu adventure 2 is legendary
Time stamp?
20:27
@@moosesues8887 that’s a weird way to spell ‘sonic generations’, but I won’t judge, anyway back to talking about how shit sonic adventure 2 is
Fun Fact: Contrary to what Derek said, Sonia the Hedgehog has made an (illegal) cameo in Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing.
On the track Roulette Road, drivers pass Playing cards with Sonia on them. The devs accidentally used fan art of Sonia, thinking it was Amy. Once it was realized they used fan-art, the dev team patched the game on PC, XBox 360 and PS3. However, the Wii version still has this mistake as there was no viable way for the devs to patch that platform.
Wii supremacy
no fucking way dude. I grew up with the Wii version, I recently played the PC version and thought the cards looked different, but I thought I was just hallucinating or something
Whelp guess it's time to buy a game for a console I no longer own and will make my wife mad at me for buying just so I can say I have the funny meme game from the salted video man comment. I'll reply to this with an update maybe. Ngl kinda drunk rn.
10:25 actually everyone had their memories erased at the end of sonic 06 so yeah they don’t know silver
Basically sonic 06 reckoned itself at the end of its own game
Shame we all can't have our memories erased to forget Sonic 06.
Duddridge1 Amen brother
Yup so then Silver got reintroduced in Sonic Rivals.
Well, everyone except Sonic anyway, as he actually makes a reference to Sonic 06 in Team Sonic Racing.
everyone forgot Sonic 06 happened at the end of Sonic 06 when it retconned itself out of existence, so Silvers entire canonical existence hinges on that one racing game.
No, there’s also the one with Eggman Nega.
Silver officially returns to the timeline in Sonic Rivals iirc. He's in a handful of games and the idw comics afterwards.
Salty I'm a sad, lonely human being and I can confirm that the Sonic Chronicles plot is exactly as you told it.
Who's the girl as your profile pic?
Orange Swirl Micheal Jackson
@@Orange_Swirl I think it's April O Niel
@@Orange_Swirl It's Darude Sandstorm
Eewww
no matter how many times I watch this video, I can't get over how Salty says "its like Aladdin, but not Aladdin cause of copyright" like he doesn't know what 1001 nights is
What are you talking about? Disney invented everything and they're winning
I never thought I’d laugh so hard at someone doing an impression of ray saying, “I am a pussy destroyer,”
*but I did.*
That Eggman and Rouge roleplay was the best thing ive ever seen
It absolutely was. Also bold profile pic choice.
Stephan Bazile oh shit I just realised what hus pic is lmao
@@bigbabado8296 Dumfer is relateable in so many ways
@@splateatspudding1575 I mean, he is in alot of ways, but there is one major difference we aren't mentioning... something with a blue-haired alien.
@@bigbabado8296 now that is where the similarities drop but hes still my favorite character from the comic
Bro you just posted epic
You are going to gain subscriber
*you just posted epic
thanks for noticing my vocabulary issue, I solved it already, I changed “good content” into “epic”
Edit: I just edited a comment on a comment on my own comment on a video
epic
Good logic
xıℲ in a platform in your devices in a city in a state in a country in a world in a solar system in a galaxy in a cluster in a universe in a..
The Sonic Underground show was on par with The Super Mario World Show, as it being the shit back but know when you look back on it you think it was a fever dream.
Yes, much like this comment, in which it makes no fucking sense.
Sonic underground, much like the super Mario brothers super show seemed like a quality show by the virtue of childish innocence clouding our sense of content quality. Leading to the thought that they are good shows. When in fact both the super Mario brothers super show, and sonic underground are like that of a fever dream.
@@pormpfspimperton6804 oh great heavens
You know, the fact that I instantly knew each Sonic game he was horribly describing says something about me I’m not happy about.
Not me. I’m a happy man.
Rouge: *flirts with Eggman*
Eggman: I'm very round
Me and my very hot and out of my league wife tho (like Fr tho she's a Jessica rabbit type and like idk how I got her but I sure did. Like genuinely I don't mean to sound braggy but is been almost 4 years and I'm still baffled with how I pulled such a tender and loving absolute smoke show babe like her by being my goofy ah self. She told me what won her over and its the lamest ish ever too so like- IDK I'm drunk I'm gonna stop rambling I just love her so much)
10:20
But the events of 06 were erased from existence, so Sonic Rivals is like a re-introduction of Silver because they technically never met him.
1:53
Incorrect! An echidna has ONE penis! It just splits off into 4 weird heads. But it's still one.
Kind of like how some lizards have a hemipenis; it looks like two, but it's technically just one that splits into two tips.
Fascinating
Hot
Kinky
Arousing
3 of my heads are swelling up from this comment. Thank you.
My bet with the story at 15:49 is that the artist signed up to a somewhat-dodgy blocklist. That’s usually how it goes.
Don't think I didn't hear that Griffin Mcelroy voice clip in the beginning!
sonic the hedgehog is smoking me out!
4:39 Ohhh, that's why he's so fast...
HE FEASTS ON YOUR WIRELESS CONTROLLERS
If she's based off a chameleon then you're actually a "scale-y" :)
Zeena looks completely different compared to Espio. Zetis aren't chameleons.
But scalies are a subgroupof furries so they are technically still furries
ArendAlphaEagle yea and knuckles doesn't look anything like the other echidnas now, your point?
He will come out one day. and when that happens we will welcome him with open arms.
Great now I can't roleplay as Godzilla without being classed a furry.
I miss sonic underground...
“Triplets born, the throne awaits
A seer warns of a deadly fate
Give up your children, separate
Bide your time, lie in wait!”
Sonic underground!
Sonic underground!
They made a vow their mother will be (found/proud, I forgot which)
The children grow, learn whats right
Leaders of the freedom fight
They seek their mother, she knows they do
Is it time? If only she knew
Will the prophecy come true?
This is just a poem about a divorced dad
@@pissfrog I hate my wife
Sonic Undergrooound...
Sonic Undergrooound!
When you said "Amy, Cream, and Big" I instantly shouted Sonic Heroes lmao
When he said "Amy Cream Big" I thought he found my fanfic
@Literally Cthulhu Sorry, sonic team found where I lived and forced me to remove all trace of it.
I have a family, I don't want to put them at risk just for you to see it. I hope you understand.
@@Shift_Salt wait "amy cream bi-......OH NO [FBI OPEN UP] OH SH-
That improvised character exchange between Eggman and Rouge.
Penny and her friends better look out because they’ve got competition.
"he's only played Sonic 06"
Damn that's depressing
*A N D S O N I C J E N G A*
did you have To include the griffin mcelroy clip where he says “sonic the hedgehog is in here!” and didn’t include the part where he said “he gave me a big bag of weed”
source?
Jmaes Things i... the source of the quote? it’s the mbmbam show, i think from the episode they go ghost hunting in.
psoettd yeah the source of the quote lol i just couldn’t find the episode
each piece in sonic jenga is a character that got retconned out of existence in the comics
Salty: I’m not a furry.
*BUT*
Your mom is ;)
18:31
There is a real rom hack of this where it's (I'm pretty sure) Sonic 1 except the rings are onion rings and that they slow you down until you start running enough to lose weight.
It's either Sonic + or Sonic XL i think its Sonic XL. There's also one of Sonic 2
Why does sonic's workers' union want him to lose weight?
I'm constantly trying to forget that this ROM hack exists...
At first I thought the Garfield phone was Tails's arm
The plot synopsis at 11:06 was too general. That could have either been Sonic and the Black Knight, or Sonic Shuffle (the shameless Mario Party clone).
Hey Mandy, have you played SONIC MANIA yo? I think it's a really fun and adventurous game for all ages, yo! Personally, I prefer SONIC GENERATIONS, yo, and no one can and will ever change my mind, yo!
Yo, way past cool, yo
The green one has an appealing design, yo!
Mandy, don't use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs, yo
That's no good... yo
5:18 Starfy was EXTREMELY lit. Never beat Mashtooth
Always had a problem with the mashing part.
use your teeth
This video is probably my comfort video when it comes to this channel because it’s like the embodiment of just hopping on a random discord call with your friends and just talking about random crap
5:55
Sucking toes is Salty's and Sonic's favorite pastime activity(according to this video and fan art).
My favorite sonic game is when shadow goes to las santos and starts committing mass crimes including murder of law enforcement because the devil told him to.
12:24 I don't know why, but the idea of the genie being in a gay abusive relationship with Jafar makes me laugh without fail
"Where's that damn fourth Jenga piece" is the funniest shit i have seen on anything ever
Right after he said '' yeah with an anime'' my playlist of silence but sometimes an eddsworld clip from spares of the guy saying ''HOW DO YOU MORONS EVEN BREATHE'' played, wich was perfectly timed considering i dont like anime.
it did it again, but this time after he said ''no this one's fake as shit''.
5:07 bro i legit have never met ANYONE who’s played starfy i thought i was the only one
OMG sameeeee
As a pizza party podcast fan who just discovered this channel; I flipped my shit when Nolan appeared.
This didn’t age well :(
Fr.
My eyes fuckin lit up when I heard his voice.
10:37
“Actually I do”
A new challenger is approaching!
Legendary Starfy was cake-walk until that final phase off the final boss.
THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I EVER RAGED AT A GAME...
please tell me im not the only one
You're not the only one
You're the only two
"At least something else of yours is big."
"YeS mY bRaIn"
5:30 that reversed clip of sonic eating a chilly dog is so damn funny
!sgod yllihC
Bro just spawned a Chili dog out of hsi mouth
"Sonic sucked off your joycons" is now ingrained into my psyche. Thank you kereD.
Have fun
“Bro I think we all low key wanna date pasty” is possibly the best ending to any video I’ve seen
7:46
Realisation struck me that this game is SONIC CHRONICLES!!!!
I loved that DS game!!!
I mean, considering Zeena has almost no characteristics of any specific animal as a part of her body, or especially her face, you really can't say Salty's a furry.
At most she just looks like a green cartoon woman with a horn
Abstractions
He is a monster fucker though
13:34 “I’m not a furry but-“ -Salty 2019
Your mom is ;)
Skuncoid the Porcupine is truly a staple in the Video Game Industry
4:45 "Yo, is that a full-charged Joy-Con!?" *SLLUUUUURRP*
Steamed Hams in 2019 ages as beautifully as the aurora borealis localized entirely within Skinner's kitchen.
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe..
“Sonic has never played a Pastey game other then Pastey ‘06”
I'm still losing my shit over Salty's Sonic Timeline, like did E. Gadd after LM2 just all of a sudden warp himself into Sonic Mania and commit a fair amount of heinous acts of war and then after Mania Plus he got bored and left the Sonic Universe in ruin?
E.gadd actually turned into the Phantom Ruby after LM2
I like how the video slowly transitions from Salty quizzing Pastey about Sonic games to Eggman complimenting Rouge's breasts for being round.
I'm here to mention Legendary Starfy IS legitimately an amazing series and should've had its other 4 games localized
SONIC IS SMOKING WEED IN HERE, GUYS
"Eggman I found your weed supply through your Twitter thx man"
18:33 That actually exists...
It's called "Sonic 2 XL".
Best hack
last appearance of Nolan
17:43 If only we knew then about Nolan...
Can u explain what happened?
@@camcam1334 He was found to be baiting artists into drawing kink art for him (being wrapped in spider's webs) by comm'ing the art but not mentioning it was kink art. Some of the people he did this with were minors who had no idea it was a sexual thing.IIRC it's why he left the Pizza Party Podcast and the internet more generally.
The reason Classic Sonic was retconned to be another dimension is because, if Classic were in the Past, Modern would remember Generations and Forces happening. He WAS from the past in Generations, but the events of the game caused the timeline to split.
OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER HEARD THAT WARIO DIY SONG UNCOMPRESSED IT SOUNDS AMAZING
How the hell did your joy con get low battery? It has a 7-8 hour battery life.
he used it for 7 to 8 hours. simple
Cameron Wachtendorf sonic sucked the juice out
Idk..... ive never gotten the low battery message
Nintendo sucks
IDC what anyone says, Sonic Underground was my childhood
I rember when i was little, i watched all the time. even then i thought it was weird lol. but it was entertaing.
3:17 it took me almost a full minute to really process that clip
4:53 this killed me so much.
I was legitimately surprised and delighted to hear Nolan show up
1:00 I like how luigi's mansion is canon to sonic lore.
1:33 technically hes right, sonic's speed canonically come from his shoes, it was confirmed by both an official comic and sonic labyrinth. In that comic also, its revealed sonic was brown before
The comics aren’t attached to the game canon
at 15:15 i think you have it backwards. forces was so bad that IT warrants its own universe separate from the rest of Sonic canon.
10:28 Well, at the end of Sonic ‘06 the entire plot of the game gets retconned, so Sonic and the gang never actually did meet Silver. Therefore, it makes perfect sense for everyone to act like they never met Silver before.
OH NO NOT NOLAN
Next up : Big the cat impressions.
FROG
Bring sonics mom so vanilla isn't the only one the size of AN AVERAGE HUMAN MOTHER.
People remember that Sonic was voiced by Jaleel White, but they forget that sonics brother and sister, manic and sonia, were also voiced by White.
“ I am a Pussy Destroyer “
- Ray the flying squirrel 9102
It's cannon that Ray got Tails' sister pregnant at their school dance.
2:32 Man..Imagine his throat
Dude I like that this video is like a new Salty video that's so cool
Great vid Salty! Laughed so much, especially at the end 😆 needed this vid today, had to waste €220 on a new phone 😅
Hearing about how you got to meet/talk to people who you look up to was really nice too, I hope I'll get to do it someday too! ^^
i knew all of these and im not proud
4:01 salty charge your controller
The statement at the end of the video was true, we all want to date pastey, everyone wants to date pastey, every last person on this planet wants to date pastey
Guess these Sonic games by their story summaries:
1. Sonic and a mysterious clone combat against each other by lining up matching gems into rows.
2. Dr. Robotnik raids a village of multi-coloured blobs and turns them into robots with the help of his minions, and only an orange small creature can stop his plans.
3. Sonic and his friends are transported to a fragmented dream world, and the only way to fix it and leave is to collect magic gemstones and compete against each other in mini-games.
4. Sonic goes to the Casinopolis stage from Sonic Adventure and competes in various pinball matches to stop Dr. Robotnik, while meeting many of his friends and rivals along the way.
5. Tails is busy enjoying his summer break until a bird army invades his island and destroys his shit right up.
6. 6 mystical snowflakes are captured by Dr. Robotnik to prevent real snow from falling, so everyone will be forced to use fake snow instead.
7. Sonic and Tails are having a casual afternoon stroll until they notice a road-sign promoting a Grand Prix race.
The Sonic improv conversation literally had me dying
16:22 did you forget you canceled yourself salty
1:06 so glad that this aged badly
18:08 take a shot every time they say like
Pastey predicted baby sonic 3:53
I click, but no play. What hell?
What does this even mean
3:03
THAT just unlocked some deep memories.
Sonic Underground was the only sonic media I watched until the movies. I knew the basic premise of the games, Eggman kidnaps animals, makes evil robots, etc. As for Sonic X, I heard about it but didn't have the service for it. So for the longest time, I wondered where Sonia & Manic went, since I figured Underground was some sort of prequel/origin story. Did Sonic & Eggman get stuck in an alternate universe that became Green Hill? Were Sonia & Manic left behind? Did they get thrown into outer space? DID THE PROPHECY COME TRUE?!?
Nope. When I learned it wasn't canon, I wondered why it was even a show
But you can't deny, that opening rocks. I'm not saying it's good. It's so bad, I can't help but jam with it. A sibling of mine said "The dude sings as if he's trying to get his wife back" and I can't unhear it XD
OMFG 😂 I was soooo mad when I played sonic chronicles and the echidnas were the villains.... Like.... Is knuckles WHOLE BACKSTORY just a joke to y'all
7:07 me and the boys harassing sonic
8:27 oh no. That cursed beast
Do you mean Big or Omelette?
Probably Big considering the fact that Omelette as a concept isn’t that cursed. A old man that hangs out with 2 little children however? Cursed as hell.
@@whybother5741 according to sonic heros big is actuelly 18
10:23 actually 06's ending erased it's plot from existence through time travel bs so at best they should feel like silver is vaguely familiar