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  • @softnoobgirl73
    @softnoobgirl73 3 года назад +3189

    Riker in the holodeck at 3 am

    • @kuribo1
      @kuribo1 3 года назад +54

      Golden comment.

    • @gaypirate
      @gaypirate 3 года назад +11

      Damn

    • @vitezjura
      @vitezjura 3 года назад +21

      Wish I commented that.

    • @thavidu78
      @thavidu78 3 года назад +52

      I was thinking this is what happens if Riker had said yes to Q.

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 3 года назад +25

      0:45 the Bajoran Orb of Fun

  • @1downpoison
    @1downpoison 3 года назад +2033

    "This doll isn't owned by a little girl... It's owned by me, Jonathan Frakes". *Walks off with the doll*.

    • @Meerkat040
      @Meerkat040 3 года назад +155

      And he puts it right next to the Captain Picard doll he got from Captain Picard Day

    • @bombomos
      @bombomos 3 года назад +15

      Lmfao he said it as I read and I died

    • @nickschmitz841
      @nickschmitz841 3 года назад +30

      "I'll be on the bridge"

    • @DinnerBells
      @DinnerBells 2 года назад +6

      *Que end music/credits*

    • @Bartman954
      @Bartman954 Год назад +9

      *In Patrick Stewart imitation voice* "I don't know, I think the resemblance is rather striking, wouldn't you agree Number One?"

  • @ThePanicPuppet
    @ThePanicPuppet 3 года назад +312

    0:49 `t h e m o o n`

  • @PhillipRottingham
    @PhillipRottingham 3 года назад +1005

    "Squeeze this, rub this, listen to this."
    Sounds like a fun time. 😉

    • @lillith3159
      @lillith3159 3 года назад +28

      Sounds pretty Ryker to me

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 3 года назад +28

      Can a fertilized octopus egg actually grow inside the body?

    • @geraldysjunk
      @geraldysjunk 3 года назад +5

      Sinful!

    • @andruloni
      @andruloni 3 года назад +18

      "Squeeze this, rub this, listen to this."
      "Observe the tools of the trade."

    • @ethanpintar5454
      @ethanpintar5454 2 года назад +8

      BOP IT

  • @arcticridge
    @arcticridge 3 года назад +949

    Data walks in
    "Commander, you have been stuck in the holodeck for 2 weeks"

    • @JeffMustDie
      @JeffMustDie 3 года назад +87

      Queue Riker "telling you you're wrong for 47 seconds
      "

    • @Clod15
      @Clod15 3 года назад +4

      Damn I posted a comment like this and then scrolled down. Guess I'm late. lol

    • @titijijo1047
      @titijijo1047 3 года назад +34

      -Get out Data! Did you see anything?
      - no sir I did not see you playing with your dolls again.

    • @Kvasiraz
      @Kvasiraz 3 года назад +1

      @@titijijo1047 I see what you did there!

    • @Comkill117
      @Comkill117 Год назад +10

      “Not this time.”

  • @sirwolfe710
    @sirwolfe710 3 года назад +1003

    The gleeful smile on his face when he catches the bouquet is priceless

    • @rachelxx1991
      @rachelxx1991 3 года назад +26

      He was so happy to catch the bouquet!

    • @sheevpalpatine2128
      @sheevpalpatine2128 3 года назад +24

      He was always a bridesmaid never a bride when it came to Enterprise

    • @Kai0nTheMoon
      @Kai0nTheMoon Год назад +4

      That's the part that broke me into laughter.

    • @Iwontreadyourreply
      @Iwontreadyourreply 3 месяца назад

      I was ugly laughing so hard

  • @pillgrimm
    @pillgrimm 4 года назад +615

    He missed the balloon with the dart and they left it in the show haha

    • @QX1138
      @QX1138 3 года назад +91

      It was for a segment about a Carney rigging his games, and getting on upped on by a phantom.

    • @aniquinstark4347
      @aniquinstark4347 3 года назад +8

      @@QX1138 Did you legitimately remember this from the 90's or have you rewatched the show since?

    • @jeffjeffries8924
      @jeffjeffries8924 2 года назад +16

      @@aniquinstark4347 can't speak for him, but I definitely remembered that one. Used to catch every SciFi marathon of this show.

    • @thibaud1832
      @thibaud1832 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@QX1138did you make that one up? Is it false? Is it fiction?

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget 2 месяца назад +1

      0:41

  • @mockturtlesuppe
    @mockturtlesuppe 3 года назад +192

    I lost it at _”Observe..._ keys that unlock doors to hotel and motel rooms.”

    • @shinyagumon7015
      @shinyagumon7015 Месяц назад +6

      Jonathan Frakes shows you stuff he stole on vacation.

  • @randomdude-4353
    @randomdude-4353 3 года назад +622

    Jonathan Frakes is just spooky Vsauce

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 3 года назад +28

      VSauce should be part of the new Star Trek crew

    • @MorphingGrid101
      @MorphingGrid101 3 года назад +27

      So Vsauce

    • @Fr4ncM
      @Fr4ncM 3 года назад +2

      My sides

    • @ophhate
      @ophhate 3 года назад +11

      No vsauce is a REGULAR jonathan frakes.

    • @janslavik5284
      @janslavik5284 3 года назад +6

      Especially at 0:14, that "human brain" out of nowhere is something Michael from Vsauce would do.

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 4 года назад +308

    00:41
    *Whiffs the dart throw*
    "Nothing but net"

  • @adamboh393
    @adamboh393 3 года назад +367

    “Observe the tools of the trade” cuts to a shinning light coming from his pelvis 😳

  • @brianholmes1812
    @brianholmes1812 3 года назад +557

    Ngl he just seems like he's having the best time in these

    • @emmiannon1266
      @emmiannon1266 Месяц назад +2

      Yeah, its such a meme nowadays but im gald he was able to use his ST fame to get to host his own silly mystery show

    • @matildab.7954
      @matildab.7954 Месяц назад

      @@emmiannon1266is there a way we can still watch these

    • @emmiannon1266
      @emmiannon1266 Месяц назад

      @@matildab.7954 No idea, look it up

    • @jonathanbirch2022
      @jonathanbirch2022 Месяц назад +1

      Weren’t we all

    • @futureman1400
      @futureman1400 16 дней назад

      @@matildab.7954 Amazon, some of them are here on yt

  • @SteinarrBattlefist
    @SteinarrBattlefist 11 месяцев назад +40

    "Nobody wants to see innocent people harmed."
    *opens box ominously*

  • @crust9889
    @crust9889 3 года назад +234

    I lost it at "ₜₕₑ ₘₒₒₙ"😂

  • @LeonChoroszczansky
    @LeonChoroszczansky 3 года назад +237

    When the electricity goes out and you wander around the house.

    • @mrsonicblah1
      @mrsonicblah1 3 года назад +7

      What a wonderful comment

    • @LeonChoroszczansky
      @LeonChoroszczansky 3 года назад +2

      @@mrsonicblah1 Thanks Boi

    • @ChickenRieder
      @ChickenRieder 3 года назад +5

      As I read your comment in this section it seemed...
      funny and accurate.
      The stuff of a lifetime.

    • @LeonChoroszczansky
      @LeonChoroszczansky 3 года назад +1

      @@ChickenRieder Glad to hear that, thanks mate.

    • @alanmalcheski8882
      @alanmalcheski8882 2 месяца назад +4

      looks out window...
      The Moon.

  • @Luixmai
    @Luixmai 3 года назад +567

    So this is what Jonathan does, while quarantined.

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 3 года назад +35

      Later he finds out: “There’s a quarantine? What happened?”

    • @rickyhyppa7960
      @rickyhyppa7960 Год назад +8

      @@itwontcomeout5678 IT NEVER HAPPENED!

    • @jmwoods190
      @jmwoods190 Год назад +4

      ​​@@rickyhyppa7960 "We made this one up!"

    • @starset4life175
      @starset4life175 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@jmwoods190
      It’s a total fabrication

    • @stevenstice6683
      @stevenstice6683 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@itwontcomeout5678Old comment, but the correct response from Jonathan Frakes is "what the hell?"

  • @GarudaSmash
    @GarudaSmash 3 года назад +350

    As you watch this cat in my arms, it seems harmless and docile. The stuff of a lifetime.
    *decapitation*

  • @phexus
    @phexus 3 года назад +50

    0:49 Why did I laugh so hard at "The Moon.."

    • @crust9889
      @crust9889 3 года назад +4

      I lost it on that one 😆

  • @danielclark269
    @danielclark269 3 года назад +242

    It’s so wholesome how he looks at the camera when he’s done and does that satisfied smile

    • @ripelivejam
      @ripelivejam 7 месяцев назад +4

      That never happened.

  • @Eyetrauma
    @Eyetrauma 3 года назад +75

    1:03 No one dared to ask his business,
    No one dared to make a slip
    There among them stood Will Riker with the big iron on his hip

    • @Tegres1
      @Tegres1 2 года назад +1

      Everyone else can go home. This is the best comment.

  • @jakekw4527
    @jakekw4527 3 года назад +39

    “Observe the tools of the trade”
    *Blinds you*

  • @HaveBandWillTravel
    @HaveBandWillTravel 3 года назад +106

    THE MOON

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 3 года назад

      Don't tell me you don't have a moon in the future.

  • @theprimerib
    @theprimerib 3 года назад +169

    This video is incredibly underrated.

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 3 года назад +3

      Ikr?? This is like a souped-up version of the Star Trek TNG Clips Out Of Context video 😂

    • @belperite
      @belperite Год назад +2

      "Have you clicked the Like button on a youtube video lately?"

    • @Mick_92
      @Mick_92 Год назад +2

      Was this video based?
      Yes indeed.

  • @littlejuliuscaesar8920
    @littlejuliuscaesar8920 3 года назад +169

    “This particular doll isn’t owned by a little girl”
    Oh, so Jonathan Frakes is one of *THOSE* collectors.

  • @CaptainNoFace
    @CaptainNoFace 8 месяцев назад +17

    Him stamping on the etch-a-sketch and then smiling right at the camera is the one that kills me.

  • @annasloan2349
    @annasloan2349 3 года назад +120

    Well it's official....I will watch anything that has frakes.

  • @Samsonschizovsky76
    @Samsonschizovsky76 4 года назад +235

    Every second of this show is a wholesome meme 😋

  • @nicolaspaglia3760
    @nicolaspaglia3760 3 года назад +49

    “I’ve been practising this for years”🤣

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 3 года назад +8

      THE FLOWERS ARE STILL STANDING

  • @robertbogan225
    @robertbogan225 3 года назад +39

    1:32 guy in crowd is stabbed. Cries out Ooouugh

  • @14dcook
    @14dcook 3 года назад +104

    When I was a young child, I used to wish that Jonathan Frakes was my dad. It sounds like a weird wish, but he always seemed to enjoy anything he was in and he seemed like he would have been a good father which I lacked..... Whenever I watch him, he just makes me think that he's the dad I hope I can be like.

    • @Reverb256
      @Reverb256 Год назад +34

      They guy certainly exudes a certain fatherly charisma.

    • @elliewuzzup7689
      @elliewuzzup7689 11 месяцев назад +17

      That is so wholesome, if you do become a dad Im sure you will be a wonderful! 😊

  • @Mirokuofnite
    @Mirokuofnite 4 месяца назад +5

    Jonathan Frakes acting like a Bond villain showing off his plan in most of these.

  • @tparkerino
    @tparkerino 3 года назад +27

    The dart harmlessly bouncing off the balloon followed by a sustained shot on the wobbling balloon did me in

  • @SpecialInterestShow
    @SpecialInterestShow 5 месяцев назад +2

    I love all Frakes-isms but something about the simplicity of "the moon" is the funniest of all to me rn

  • @diagorasofmelos4345
    @diagorasofmelos4345 3 года назад +29

    The smile he cracks when the machine told him he looked dashing. 😂

  • @LauraCordes
    @LauraCordes 10 месяцев назад +9

    He's somewhere between mysterious and brooding and whimsical and adorable, and always 100% lovable 😍.

  • @Comkill117
    @Comkill117 2 года назад +14

    "A funny thing happened to me on the way to the studio today. DId I say funny? It was Beyond Belief!" That's gold.

  • @kurtdewittphoto
    @kurtdewittphoto Год назад +17

    0:22 I love that he still manages to look at the camera even when its awkwardly above him.

  • @necromech_
    @necromech_ 6 месяцев назад +4

    the perfect comedic timing of the *müün,* portable *SIRENS* and the confidence in his voice with the tablecloth pull. what did we do to deserve such a wonderful person

  • @Me-wk7dz
    @Me-wk7dz 7 месяцев назад +5

    I like to think Jonathan Frakes is your exotic new roommate always up to something when you walk in

  • @Dwigt_Rortugal
    @Dwigt_Rortugal 9 месяцев назад +9

    "Observe: Keys that unlock doors to hotel and motel rooms."
    It's good that he was inclusive of the underrepresented motel rooms.
    Everything completely out of context is hilarious, especially with his trademark overdramatic delivery. The naked mannequin was a solid WTF

  • @dasha4102
    @dasha4102 3 года назад +18

    That smile at 0:21
    I love this man so much

  • @Horus4302
    @Horus4302 3 года назад +14

    "Squeeze this, rub this". Put it away Jonathan, this a family show!

  • @TERMINATIONBLISS08
    @TERMINATIONBLISS08 3 года назад +108

    Am I the only one who thinks Commander Riker got transported back in time to the mid 80s, and just decided to make the most of it by becoming an actor?

  • @danielw1516
    @danielw1516 3 года назад +18

    You can hear his disdain for those damned portable sirens.

  • @WhenDidYouTubeAddThisFeature
    @WhenDidYouTubeAddThisFeature 3 года назад +65

    Part of me just thinks that hosting Beyond Belief gave this man the opportunity to play with all the gadgets his mom never bought him when he was a kid. Look at that grin on his face @ 1:26! He's having *so* much fun!

  • @lukemckenzie0121
    @lukemckenzie0121 3 года назад +87

    He took his own picture and then decided to photoshop it

  • @princeperot7568
    @princeperot7568 3 года назад +16

    My favorite part is how the clips cut off right as he looks at the camera, as if to say "yes I'm a grown man and professional actor playing chess with myself and fiddling with knick-knacks, you have a problem with that?".

  • @TheJonnyKage
    @TheJonnyKage 4 года назад +60

    Nothing short of amazing

  • @dragonboyjgh
    @dragonboyjgh 3 года назад +20

    How serious his face is while doing some of these ridiculous things is is just... perfect

  • @mb-ql1gb
    @mb-ql1gb 3 года назад +10

    0:52 that face ... unpayable ... what a wonderful actor and person.

  • @GarudaSmash
    @GarudaSmash 3 года назад +28

    He's having too much fun on the holodeck.

  • @zerorequiem526
    @zerorequiem526 Год назад +3

    0:49 “The Moon” that might be the best thing I’ve heard all year 😆🤣 , and the cut to the shot was so perfect.

    • @couch_nap
      @couch_nap 8 месяцев назад

      Seriously!!😂😂

  • @hearmth6618
    @hearmth6618 3 года назад +6

    0:43
    Observe the tools of the trade
    the moon 🌕

  • @morganmcintosh3464
    @morganmcintosh3464 2 года назад +3

    The random, discordant strumming on the guitar... Then the eye contact with no expression

  • @mrdyers9556
    @mrdyers9556 3 года назад +5

    Actually it was beyond belief
    OOOOOOOHHHHHH

  • @kolonarulez5222
    @kolonarulez5222 Год назад +4

    0:21 Lost my mind at his big smiling bouquet catch with that music lol

  • @hearmth6618
    @hearmth6618 2 года назад +8

    0:10
    Welcome to tonight's main event!
    the human brain 🧠

  • @lowlyworm9323
    @lowlyworm9323 3 года назад +14

    I’ve seen multiple compilations of clips from this show and every single one has been hilarious and slightly cursed

  • @BenjiJayGeeJay
    @BenjiJayGeeJay 3 года назад +10

    Where did the wizard come from?
    Jonathan Frakes: “The Moon.”

  • @nello611
    @nello611 4 года назад +34

    1.06 - 1.12 everyone's first 3 hours on photoshop

  • @random-nz7dy
    @random-nz7dy 3 года назад +44

    "Ahhh the 60s!"

    • @Leo-od3mc
      @Leo-od3mc 3 года назад +11

      If you remember them, you weren’t really there

    • @alanmalcheski8882
      @alanmalcheski8882 2 месяца назад

      they never happened.

  • @RED01SEA
    @RED01SEA 3 года назад +10

    the mooooon .

  • @onthefaultline
    @onthefaultline 3 года назад +20

    frakes must have had so much fun hosting this show, it makes me smile

  • @LANGI902
    @LANGI902 3 года назад +21

    That stand up joke 🌽🌽🌽

  • @RandyDanger
    @RandyDanger 3 года назад +11

    When he throws the dart and it bounces off, that kills me every damn time

  • @gothicsoldier
    @gothicsoldier 3 года назад +6

    1:10 Frakes looks like Tommy Wiseau

    • @codiak2680
      @codiak2680 3 года назад +1

      If Wiseau was at least a decent actor

    • @noahfessenden6478
      @noahfessenden6478 3 года назад +1

      Oh hai Data, what new with you?

    • @playboy-music
      @playboy-music Год назад +1

      that's his mugshot after allegedly hitting his wife...
      oh, hi mark.

  • @paulmarchano7238
    @paulmarchano7238 3 года назад +6

    This is borderline experimental ASMR.

  • @gargles5270
    @gargles5270 6 дней назад +1

    the ones that make me laugh the most are the ones with no talking where it appears that he is literally just playing around for fun, but i can’t get enough of how he talks either

  • @davidhawk9678
    @davidhawk9678 3 года назад +5

    "while this cat is in my arms it seems harmless and docile" thinks ´because if it isnt i´ll break its bloody neck´

  • @gideondavis4564
    @gideondavis4564 2 месяца назад +2

    When you’re in an escape room trying to figure out what everything does

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 2 года назад +2

    Idk why the guitar part made me laugh. I guess I’m just amused by the chaotic energy of it.

  • @KyleKringle
    @KyleKringle 3 года назад +7

    There is so much meme potential in these clips

  • @owlfrog
    @owlfrog 2 месяца назад +3

    I think I've now watched this entire show out of order in 4 second clips compiled in youtube videos

  • @smithwesson1896
    @smithwesson1896 3 года назад +13

    1:03 Looks like Riker kept a souvenir from the Wild West simulation on the Holodeck

  • @DiomedesIsHit
    @DiomedesIsHit 3 года назад +6

    t h e - m o o n

  • @EndlessVacuum
    @EndlessVacuum 8 месяцев назад +2

    **Jonathan Frakes uses one of his keys to open your hotel or motel room**
    "Have you ever walked through a graveyard?"

  • @GuyDude-hk8uy
    @GuyDude-hk8uy 2 месяца назад +1

    1:25
    He's having so much fun with that etch-a-sketch.

  • @ThirdTwin3
    @ThirdTwin3 4 года назад +21

    Thank you for making this :)

  • @randomguy4781
    @randomguy4781 Год назад +2

    *As you watch this cat in my arms it seems harmless and docile* idk why that made me laugh

  • @thiccrandy975
    @thiccrandy975 3 года назад +20

    I love how i watched on video of Beyond belief(Was a good ass show back in the day I tell you what) and now everyday i got like 2 videos of Jonathan Frakes doing something, talking to you, asking you things. noting wrong with this... but its kind of odd how many videos of this man are on youtube..

  • @dumbcrambo1265
    @dumbcrambo1265 3 года назад +3

    I just wanna hang out with Jonathan Frakes in the studio.

  • @oshkiv4684
    @oshkiv4684 10 месяцев назад

    0:41 i love the combination of the dramatic music, and the sad sound of a dart bouncing off a balloon

  • @leightonpetty4817
    @leightonpetty4817 21 день назад

    Johnathan Frakes flashing me with a giant glowing cross made me feel what vampires must feel

  • @BPEJS24-7
    @BPEJS24-7 6 месяцев назад +1

    the parts where he failed were the funniest.
    and the one where he saw himself on the little screen. 🤣

  • @vonDumpy
    @vonDumpy 2 месяца назад

    He looks so proud each time he looks at the camera after revealing his neat gadget

  • @IgnatiusThorogood
    @IgnatiusThorogood 3 года назад +4

    The moon...

  • @TheFlyingslug
    @TheFlyingslug 3 года назад +10

    somewhere, Michael Dorn is not playing with bo-.. er, toys.

  • @TheHaiku2
    @TheHaiku2 10 месяцев назад +2

    Never before has a man so awkwardly petted a cat.

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 9 месяцев назад +1

      Not sure Riker was ever a cat fan, notice how he did with Spot. Sadly, that cat is probably long dead.

  • @Flyn4thewin
    @Flyn4thewin 3 месяца назад +1

    Alternative title: Johnathon Frakes shows you all the stuff he stole

  • @EonFigure
    @EonFigure 3 года назад +2

    "As you watch this cat in my arms, it seems harmless and docile"
    *Internet cat enthusiasts:* Interesting...

  • @dougc3512
    @dougc3512 3 года назад +2

    Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

  • @holycow818181
    @holycow818181 3 года назад +2

    Me when I was a kid and visited one of my parents' workplaces.

  • @jamesmitchell6925
    @jamesmitchell6925 3 года назад +2

    The one good thing to come out of this year

  • @lukecampbell801
    @lukecampbell801 3 года назад +3

    0:18 still a better guitarist than Harry Styles

  • @nin_tendo6458
    @nin_tendo6458 4 года назад +7

    You may have been late to the party, but this brought me great joy.

  • @Sorenthaz
    @Sorenthaz 3 года назад +6

    He's like Tim Curry's long lost son or something.

  • @juliadavenport9903
    @juliadavenport9903 3 года назад +2

    This is what happens when Riker agrees to get stoned so Data can "study the effects of marijuana"

  • @ELK1989612
    @ELK1989612 3 года назад +1

    0:48 "Numba One! Re-assemble Commander Data at once, he is not a toy!"

  • @Mio248
    @Mio248 8 месяцев назад

    “Mr. Wayne, this has gone on for far too long. I think it’s time you go outside!”

  • @MrSaywutnow
    @MrSaywutnow 2 месяца назад

    "Squeeze this, rub this, listen to this."
    -Jonathan Frakes describing my Friday nights.