The Pinocchio Nose Paradox 🤥 (explained)

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024

Комментарии • 43 тыс.

  • @Yung_beege
    @Yung_beege 4 месяца назад +294256

    If Pinocchio says a paradox he spontaneously combusts

    • @P00P1NaBaG
      @P00P1NaBaG 4 месяца назад +3827

      Man you said the exact same thing I was going to say 😂

    • @Yung_beege
      @Yung_beege 4 месяца назад +1080

      @@P00P1NaBaG you have a great sense of humor 🤷‍♂️

    • @Azvan
      @Azvan 4 месяца назад +260

      Would you like to play barbie with me

    • @Azvan
      @Azvan 4 месяца назад +110

      Would you like to play barbie with me

    • @hypernova436
      @hypernova436 4 месяца назад +105

      @@Kev4kev444 gacha life now this?! 💀

  • @CDeeMondays
    @CDeeMondays 4 месяца назад +159565

    If Pinocchio says "my nose is about to grow" his body takes a screenshot.

    • @TylerGoldade
      @TylerGoldade 4 месяца назад +2063

      Nah his nose would never stop growing

    • @thanhnguyenphu4042
      @thanhnguyenphu4042 4 месяца назад +712

      I was about to say this 😂

    • @zaycandance
      @zaycandance 4 месяца назад +679

      @@TylerGoldadeI think it would just grow and shrink and grow and shrink again for eternity😂

    • @cecescustomcreations
      @cecescustomcreations 4 месяца назад +81

      I made it 1k

    • @GregThe1st
      @GregThe1st 4 месяца назад +103

      It would expand then shrink back to normal because he lied then told the truth

  • @Tinnituss
    @Tinnituss 4 месяца назад +49642

    Simple. You have to remember, Pinocchio himself would not be certain of the outcome of the situation. This is a question of what the curse itself determines as a lie. If Pinocchio says “It’s going to rain today” as a total guess, and it does not rain, he was not lying, he was incorrect. Lying is only lying when the person saying the untrue thing knows that it is untrue. His nose would not grow.

    • @matthewbabson2033
      @matthewbabson2033 4 месяца назад +3219

      i guess thats correct

    • @uzazi2043
      @uzazi2043 4 месяца назад +2514

      the information you say doesn't even have to be untrue, you just have to think it is, or otherwise have the intent to deceive

    • @suhnih4076
      @suhnih4076 4 месяца назад +381

      Oh i guess that makes sense

    • @Exxi_vxz
      @Exxi_vxz 4 месяца назад +423

      FREE PALESTINE🇵🇸🇵🇸

    • @suhnih4076
      @suhnih4076 4 месяца назад +1029

      @@Exxi_vxz wrong short bro

  • @otolux1
    @otolux1 9 дней назад +560

    "the test isn't that hard" the test:

  • @Frxsty_Man
    @Frxsty_Man 4 месяца назад +90899

    Even Pinocchio is traumatized from Zack’s animations 💀

  • @monster-lw7xu
    @monster-lw7xu 4 месяца назад +4046

    My last two braincells during an exam:

  • @florrmadeofflorr8332
    @florrmadeofflorr8332 4 месяца назад +3543

    Whenever a paradox occurs in any fiction, I just imagine that a random spontaneous black hole suddenly appears

    • @davidcardenas1907
      @davidcardenas1907 4 месяца назад +6

      Bro said nose like a lot of times in a sentence how?

    • @Arthuur9
      @Arthuur9 4 месяца назад +12

      If Netanyahu's nose extended like Pinocchio whenever he lied, he'd be the first Israeli on the moon

    • @theharbinger2978
      @theharbinger2978 4 месяца назад +22

      @@Arthuur9how tf do you manage to bring politics into a video about Pinocchio?? We genuinely don’t care who you support dawg

    • @SpriteCranberryReal
      @SpriteCranberryReal 4 месяца назад

      Relatable

    • @Nasiputut
      @Nasiputut 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Arthuur9😂😂😂 good one

  • @makhanrana5495
    @makhanrana5495 8 дней назад +24

    If Pinocchio says “my nose is about to grow” he gets reduced to an atom

  • @sheriffchimp
    @sheriffchimp 4 месяца назад +17403

    I personally like to think of it as a trombone going back-and-forth

    • @baky5372
      @baky5372 4 месяца назад +169

      That's what I pictured first too

    • @joaopedroandsan2172
      @joaopedroandsan2172 4 месяца назад +47

      Me too

    • @MrMonkey209
      @MrMonkey209 4 месяца назад

      1. Sit on Pinocchio
      2. Have him repeat this like a mantra
      3. ???
      4. Anal bleeding 🥰

    • @Shadic-rf8dg
      @Shadic-rf8dg 4 месяца назад +290

      If that were the case women would love to have their own pinocchio

    • @lightdex
      @lightdex 4 месяца назад +75

      ​@@Shadic-rf8dg ayo? 🤨🤨

  • @Jaden_YaLor
    @Jaden_YaLor 4 месяца назад +4514

    "My nose is about to grow"
    *fucking explodes*

    • @xXKillerravenXxGta5
      @xXKillerravenXxGta5 4 месяца назад +18

      First reply
      Also i don't wanna be nick eh 30

    • @C88_4
      @C88_4 4 месяца назад +27

      "AMBATUBLO-"

    • @Cadensans
      @Cadensans 4 месяца назад

      ​@@C88_4 "AMBATUGRO-'

    • @themineguy1234
      @themineguy1234 4 месяца назад +8

      "THIS... SENTENCE...IS... FALSE... dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it"
      "True, yup, i'll go with true with that one"

    • @Saffie15
      @Saffie15 4 месяца назад +1

      Lmao

  • @Kizojiii
    @Kizojiii 4 месяца назад +6224

    Imagine Pinocchio roasts you for hours and notice his nose didn't grow an nanometer 💀

    • @Yushi-4
      @Yushi-4 4 месяца назад +77

      ☠️

    • @pbsuite
      @pbsuite 4 месяца назад +257

      Pinnocchio would make an excellent judge , assuming all truths are constants , if
      he said you stole , and you did , his nose wouldn't grow , meaning you are guilty
      if he said you killed,and you didn't , his nose would grow , meaning your not guilty

    • @Crimson-jf1sl
      @Crimson-jf1sl 4 месяца назад +25

      @@pbsuitefair point

    • @ChillOne1
      @ChillOne1 4 месяца назад +23

      But doesn't that only applies to himself? Like when he's lying his nose grows but whenever people lie his nose doesn't grow?​@@pbsuite

    • @themilkyfx
      @themilkyfx 4 месяца назад +17

      ⁠​⁠@@pbsuitewrong, a judge rules based on evidence he’s being presented with, which is not necessarily objectively the whole truth of a situation.
      If he had incomplete evidence and ruled based on it, his judgement may be objectively wrong, however his nose wouldn’t grow since he thought he was doing the right thing.
      He’d make an excellent eyewitness though.

  • @najhk-9235
    @najhk-9235 3 дня назад +17

    911: 911whats ur emergency?
    Me : i lost my brain

  • @NeoRacer
    @NeoRacer 4 месяца назад +12384

    For once, Zack asked us a question 💀

    • @DontReadMyProfilePicture_
      @DontReadMyProfilePicture_ 4 месяца назад +28

      *don’t read my name.* 🌛

    • @sp00kb0y
      @sp00kb0y 4 месяца назад +11

      wut

    • @Mochi45271
      @Mochi45271 4 месяца назад +52

      A lots of bots here

    • @the0n3buc5uc
      @the0n3buc5uc 4 месяца назад

      would gacha like you with play me to

    • @Kerrpy
      @Kerrpy 4 месяца назад +8

      Would you like to play gacha life with me 🌚 😹

  • @Traffc_conejpg
    @Traffc_conejpg 4 месяца назад +4316

    His nose would collapse into itself, making a black hole and killing everyone including Pinocchio

    • @Anonymous-wi1ke
      @Anonymous-wi1ke 4 месяца назад +27

      😂

    • @drm.himself
      @drm.himself 4 месяца назад +71

      This is actually feasible. Like the unstoppable force vs unmovable object. I assume one of them would be deleted from existence.

    • @Abdulloh_Kozimov
      @Abdulloh_Kozimov 4 месяца назад +14

      CORRECT😂

    • @Yuma_Tsukumo
      @Yuma_Tsukumo 4 месяца назад +8

      LMAOO

    • @davidfulop6779
      @davidfulop6779 4 месяца назад +2

      It would maybe be around a femtometer (fm)

  • @Linzo935
    @Linzo935 4 месяца назад +3354

    When Pinocchio is roasting you hard and you realised his nose is not growing .🗿

  • @Авгудулусий
    @Авгудулусий 3 дня назад +4

    Damn, his girl is defiantly happy about that 💀💀💀

  • @KidusGaming56
    @KidusGaming56 4 месяца назад +2718

    *"Help."* *"Why?"* *"My brain ain't braining."*

    • @amars4321
      @amars4321 4 месяца назад +15

      I see this joke everywhere! It's not even a joke anymore it's about time to let it off 😭

    • @Smartcookie14-im6zj
      @Smartcookie14-im6zj 4 месяца назад +3

      Same😅

    • @abdirisakhassan5591
      @abdirisakhassan5591 4 месяца назад +2

      Guys if you don’t get u get so leave

    • @Crystal_owl2468
      @Crystal_owl2468 4 месяца назад +1

      who here is a theraperis

    • @yoipp1201
      @yoipp1201 4 месяца назад +1

      of course it's a roblox pfp

  • @ArushRoychoudhury
    @ArushRoychoudhury 4 месяца назад +1933

    "My nose is about to grow"
    "Fucking explodes"

  • @qeyqev9419
    @qeyqev9419 4 месяца назад +2422

    My last brain cells in math class

    • @ahadabbas9567
      @ahadabbas9567 4 месяца назад

      ​@LRMSK-vc1gr💀

    • @ezraeljaybonifacio4912
      @ezraeljaybonifacio4912 4 месяца назад +5

      FR

    • @Wja977
      @Wja977 4 месяца назад

      ​@LRMSK-vc1grWould you like to play Gacha Life with me

    • @Wja977
      @Wja977 4 месяца назад

      ​@LRMSK-vc1grWould you like to play Gacha Life with me

    • @Wja977
      @Wja977 4 месяца назад

      ​@LRMSK-vc1grWould you like to play Gacha Life with me

  • @El.pe_pe627
    @El.pe_pe627 5 дней назад +2

    Imagine Pinocchio is trash talking you, and you realize his nose ain't growing💀💀

  • @Dovahkiin049
    @Dovahkiin049 4 месяца назад +1352

    Therapist: "Schrödinger's Pinocchio isn't real, it can't hurt you."
    Schrödinger's Pinocchio:

  • @gery505
    @gery505 4 месяца назад +1664

    "My nose is about to grow."
    *Simulation breaks*
    *Pinocchio wakes up in 2070*

    • @ayaancoolboy3887
      @ayaancoolboy3887 4 месяца назад +2

      Bruh was in a concussion

    • @DagstheManiac
      @DagstheManiac 4 месяца назад +7

      "Wake the fuck up, samurai"

    • @loshara3315
      @loshara3315 4 месяца назад +1

      No Donatello wakes up in 2070

    • @Roblox-r7u6j
      @Roblox-r7u6j 4 месяца назад

      Wanna play Roblox with me?

    • @ZajeXD55
      @ZajeXD55 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Roblox-r7u6jno

  • @OzlanderVr
    @OzlanderVr 13 дней назад +549

    His nose just goes "🤥-😐-🤥-😐-🤥-😐-🤥-😐-🤥"

    • @SkeletalDude-k7f
      @SkeletalDude-k7f 8 дней назад +8

      Someone says I think your nose is broken

    • @Rice-coke
      @Rice-coke 7 дней назад +12

      Time to get devious 😈🙏

    • @Wolfie142_
      @Wolfie142_ 7 дней назад +2

      @@Rice-coke :3

    • @astronull8589
      @astronull8589 5 дней назад +4

      ​@@Rice-cokeOH HELL NAH

    • @crackhead639
      @crackhead639 5 дней назад

      gonna be great when he puts it in 😈😈😈

  • @kylekeens5546
    @kylekeens5546 4 дня назад +2

    I think the magic within him will force him to blurt out a seperate lie making his nose grow and the first statement true. "My nose is about to grow... I'm a chicken!"

  • @Stacy_Wacyyy
    @Stacy_Wacyyy 4 месяца назад +2547

    "When Pinnochio is roasting me but his nose ain't getting longer"

  • @FinnishCat6488
    @FinnishCat6488 4 месяца назад +1584

    "My nose is about to grow"
    "explodes"

    • @Lego_Whis13
      @Lego_Whis13 4 месяца назад +10

      You couldn't have said it better

    • @Cxaqxa
      @Cxaqxa 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Lego_Whis13no one ever asked and that’s a little rude don’t ya think?

    • @shrekhoodieguy5449
      @shrekhoodieguy5449 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Cxaqxahe literally complimented OP what are ya talking about?

    • @notz6425
      @notz6425 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Cxaqxa??

    • @notz6425
      @notz6425 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Cxaqxacalm your beans pal

  • @sukiwukitube
    @sukiwukitube 4 месяца назад +2101

    My mum said this "Pinocchio isn't lying because he can't tell the future, so he isn't lying since he DIDN'T KNOW the truth"

    • @sukiwukitube
      @sukiwukitube 4 месяца назад +44

      He isn't telling the truth either

    • @DJNeonistPurple
      @DJNeonistPurple 4 месяца назад +36

      my brain is dying

    • @ibghxr
      @ibghxr 4 месяца назад +89

      That's exactly right, simply saying something that came to be untrue is not lying. Lying implies knowingly saying untrue statements

    • @CyroNux
      @CyroNux 4 месяца назад +13

      @@DJNeonistPurplewelcome to philosophy

    • @Ninja_Raptor126
      @Ninja_Raptor126 4 месяца назад +4

      I understood nothing yet everything

  • @nadaraniamanou6050
    @nadaraniamanou6050 3 дня назад

    اللهم صلِّ على سيدِنا و مولانا مُحمّدٍ و على آلِهِ و صحبِهِ و بارِك و سلِّم ﷺ

  • @crudedrawinginc.1613
    @crudedrawinginc.1613 4 месяца назад +987

    His nose would turn into a black hole subsequently destroying the whole of the Disney universe

  • @vaff688
    @vaff688 4 месяца назад +1517

    “267 missed calls from Albert Einstein”

    • @crazyrun2024
      @crazyrun2024 4 месяца назад +8

      this is the only good comment I've found here, it should be top comment

    • @kandasamyvaiyapuri6826
      @kandasamyvaiyapuri6826 4 месяца назад +2

      True dude😂

    • @crzvortex
      @crzvortex 4 месяца назад +2

      it all revolves around his intention to lie, so if he did say a lie and didnt know it was one his nose wouldnt grow

    • @canlevit
      @canlevit 4 месяца назад +2

      fr xd

    • @szymskiPL
      @szymskiPL 4 месяца назад

      You mean from Kurt Godel.

  • @sun13617
    @sun13617 3 месяца назад +1796

    Teacher: the exam isn't that hard
    The exam :

    • @angelogabrieloliveros7165
      @angelogabrieloliveros7165 3 месяца назад +9

      True

    • @yuna-xs7qg
      @yuna-xs7qg 3 месяца назад +2

      😵

    • @jmeginni2
      @jmeginni2 3 месяца назад +1

      Nose go caboom

    • @The-adam-channelol
      @The-adam-channelol 3 месяца назад

      Fr they say "THIS WILL BE THE EASIEST TEST YOULL EVER TAKE ITS YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO GET THE BEST GRADE POSSIBLE" and then the exam will be the total oppisite of what she said

    • @Ballsack-c8m
      @Ballsack-c8m 3 месяца назад +2

      I’m your 1000 like do I get something?

  • @AaravG-r9q
    @AaravG-r9q 8 дней назад +2

    Bro asked the whole school's syllabus in one quetion 💀

  • @Alisha120058
    @Alisha120058 4 месяца назад +1884

    It barely grows a unnoticeable centimeter... Thus making Pinocchio both look like he's lying and telling the truth simultaneously.

    • @Gamermind852
      @Gamermind852 4 месяца назад

      Honestly I would have said a Planck length, it's the smallest something can get apparently. If you don't know what it is then Google it or something.

    • @smittywerbanjagermanjenen3912
      @smittywerbanjagermanjenen3912 4 месяца назад +54

      Schrodinger’s Pinocchio

    • @tony7551
      @tony7551 4 месяца назад +22

      ​@Lreemsskevnbro is rage bating ☠️☠️

    • @gunsizey
      @gunsizey 4 месяца назад +10

      @Lreemsskevni love you so much

    • @kurostyx9124
      @kurostyx9124 4 месяца назад +7

      r/technicallythetruth

  • @MiguelJohannPRINCIPE
    @MiguelJohannPRINCIPE 4 месяца назад +1203

    Bro can traumatize anyone, even pinocchio💀

    • @Baguette-Tube_827
      @Baguette-Tube_827 4 месяца назад +3

      The fairy be like, WTF

    • @rotnarotna9608
      @rotnarotna9608 4 месяца назад

      Yeah Zack please stop making creepy videos you unlock a new fear every day

    • @ParkRanger-gm4tw
      @ParkRanger-gm4tw 4 месяца назад

      I was wating to see the zach d films branding😂

  • @CentricAgitation
    @CentricAgitation 4 месяца назад +988

    "What do you think would happen?"
    The universe would reboot itself to make everyone forget this forbidden sentence...

    • @Cool1st
      @Cool1st 4 месяца назад +4

      MAIDO IN HEBUN!

    • @Ultronecks
      @Ultronecks 4 месяца назад

      He would not explode or any other, it would grow normally because it depends on the moment when he lied, if he said that, he was lying and it would grow, it would stay like that because he originally lied so it just grows normally. No explosions, no breaking.

    • @JoaomogusGD51015
      @JoaomogusGD51015 4 месяца назад

      would you like to play geometry dash with me

  • @ushajain6703
    @ushajain6703 6 дней назад +1

    That will be self destruct for pinocchio

  • @NyleGamingYT
    @NyleGamingYT 4 месяца назад +1456

    911:"911 what's your emergency"
    Me: "My brain ain't braining 💀"

  • @bamm6395
    @bamm6395 4 месяца назад +1132

    Zack fighting the urge to brand Pinocchio 💀

  • @sajediqbal7898
    @sajediqbal7898 4 месяца назад +657

    His nose would fall off because it became too stressed. 💀

    • @The_lego_spaceman
      @The_lego_spaceman 4 месяца назад +5

      I think it will be growing and goes back

    • @Ultronecks
      @Ultronecks 4 месяца назад

      I think He would not explode or any other, it would grow normally because it depends on the moment when he lied, if he said that, he was lying and it would grow, it would stay like that because he originally lied so it just grows normally. No explosions, no breaking.

  • @batsaremeowing..
    @batsaremeowing.. 6 дней назад

    help why is this terrifying but not terrifying at the same time

  • @xxLUKEYBOYxx
    @xxLUKEYBOYxx 4 месяца назад +763

    17 missed calls from Harvard 💀💀

    • @bradydean8570
      @bradydean8570 4 месяца назад +5

      Me: *didn’t go to college*
      His nose will not grow because what he said was a false prediction, not a lie.

    • @bradydean8570
      @bradydean8570 4 месяца назад

      @averageguy275 that’s probably better, but what if that’s still him being incorrect. Like what if he couldn’t see or feel his nose, so he guessed.

  • @SugarGlass85
    @SugarGlass85 4 месяца назад +798

    “What do you think?”
    I think that model of Pinocchio is fucking terrifying.

    • @pranaymittal5649
      @pranaymittal5649 4 месяца назад +5

      True💀☠I really got scared when I just saw it.

    • @Noodle_Luck
      @Noodle_Luck 4 месяца назад

      Bro ur not allowed to say that ur like 10 years old☠️☠️

    • @c00mplex
      @c00mplex 4 месяца назад

      Fr

    • @RingousThePerson
      @RingousThePerson 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Noodle_LuckWelcome to the internet gambler

    • @RingousThePerson
      @RingousThePerson 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Noodle_LuckThats like the equivalent of you telling him to not kill because it's illegal.

  • @CJplays15
    @CJplays15 4 месяца назад +1197

    His nose would bounce back and forth for the rest of humanity💀💀💀

  • @BAZUSOO
    @BAZUSOO 7 дней назад

    if Pinocchio said "My nose is about to grow" he would disintegrate immediately

  • @shift4169
    @shift4169 4 месяца назад +427

    "My nose is about to grow"
    Unlocks the 4th dimension

    • @woofle_124
      @woofle_124 4 месяца назад

      Are you onto something?

    • @Ultronecks
      @Ultronecks 4 месяца назад +1

      He would not explode or any other, it would grow normally because it depends on the moment when he lied, if he said that, he was lying and it would grow, it would stay like that because he originally lied so it just grows normally. No explosions, no breaking.

    • @OjjBojj-bz5zn_.
      @OjjBojj-bz5zn_. 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Ultronecksthat's a lie

    • @Ultronecks
      @Ultronecks 2 месяца назад

      @@OjjBojj-bz5zn_. stop the cap, if it grows, then it won’t listen to anything else and it will wait for the next truth or lie

  • @LittleDelta00
    @LittleDelta00 4 месяца назад +673

    New ability unlocked: Jackhammer mode

  • @ARandomYoutuber98
    @ARandomYoutuber98 4 месяца назад +1013

    "Gta 6 will never come out"
    **nose doesn't grow**

  • @ClodsireBcuzYes
    @ClodsireBcuzYes 4 дня назад +1

    If Pinocchio said "aliens are real" what would happen?
    Also dont say "its only what he believes is a lie" the ability was given to him using magic, so it probably has knowledge of things he doesnt know.

  • @imjusthimbud
    @imjusthimbud 4 месяца назад +597

    bro confused the fuck outta me and now i needa watch pinocchio again😭

    • @AriannaTucker-bv6me
      @AriannaTucker-bv6me 4 месяца назад +5

      "what would happen if he said, my nose is about to grow?"
      "....."

    • @Alijandr0
      @Alijandr0 4 месяца назад +1

      STOP SAYING THAT BAD WORD

    • @imjusthimbud
      @imjusthimbud 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Alijandr0 🤓🫵

    • @xelinxbb7290
      @xelinxbb7290 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Alijandr0yeah i fucking agree

    • @Jorelle.12
      @Jorelle.12 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Alijandr0 I agree my bitch.

  • @CletusTheOfficialFetus
    @CletusTheOfficialFetus 4 месяца назад +847

    He’s immune to this paradox since he has to be deliberately lying with the intent to do so

    • @ChaseWindrem
      @ChaseWindrem 4 месяца назад +8

      Thank you!

    • @MonkeyMod
      @MonkeyMod 4 месяца назад

      @@ChaseWindremfrrr

    • @MonkeyMod
      @MonkeyMod 4 месяца назад +2

      But what if he intended to lie?

    • @dash_dash100
      @dash_dash100 4 месяца назад +27

      ​@@MonkeyMod Then his nose would grow. A lie is when you intentionally don't tell the truth.

    • @thebronzeavengers4194
      @thebronzeavengers4194 4 месяца назад +4

      It doesn't have to be the truth, just what he believe is true
      So if he said that his nose won't grow

  • @pressstart2640
    @pressstart2640 4 месяца назад +977

    Depends on if Pinocchio BELIEVES his nose will grow. If what he believes is the same as what he says, his nose doesn't grow, if not it grows.

    • @filippetrovic845
      @filippetrovic845 4 месяца назад +19

      He doesn’t believe or not believe, he knows his condition and wants to experiment.

    • @proyOFC
      @proyOFC 4 месяца назад

      it's literally impossible NOT to expect one of these results, and we both know it​@@filippetrovic845

    • @Zazabazaa
      @Zazabazaa 4 месяца назад

      ​@@filippetrovic845yea, but his belief in it does matter for the experiment. His nose works around him being honest, not him telling absolute truths. If he says, "Jim ate a mango yesterday," and he truly believes it, then his nose will not grow, even if Jim has never eaten a mango in his life.
      So with that info, if he truly believed that his nose was about to grow, then he could get away with it, even if it doesn't happen. This could happen in an experiment if his hypothesis is that his nose will grow if he says it

    • @TheYrrah
      @TheYrrah 4 месяца назад +8

      ​@@filippetrovic845knowing is highest level of believe

    • @DeadXxPunk2
      @DeadXxPunk2 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@filippetrovic845it's based on belief. Let's take a wild hypothetical; if he believed in a god. And you asked him if God is Real? He would say yes. But his nose wouldnt grow.

  • @doua6293
    @doua6293 2 дня назад +1

    If Pinocchio said that his nose would grow longer, he was lying, and his nose would grow longer, and thus he would be correct, and his nose would return to its small shape.

  • @tobysimpson2773
    @tobysimpson2773 4 месяца назад +400

    I've spent years on this question, and I recently came to the conclusion that his nose would not grow, because 'lying' indicates that he was knowingly saying an inaccurate statement. However, since he wouldn't know that his statement was wrong or right, it would not be a lie (rather an incorrect statement) and therefore his nose would not grow

    • @Mr.Murasakino
      @Mr.Murasakino 4 месяца назад +8

      But what if he intentionally was lying about it?

    • @kavitaborkar1246
      @kavitaborkar1246 4 месяца назад +4

      but he knows that he is made out of wood and can never grow without telling a lie

    • @kavitaborkar1246
      @kavitaborkar1246 4 месяца назад +3

      so he knows he is lying i think so

    • @gigahertzmedia734
      @gigahertzmedia734 4 месяца назад +6

      Either that or he explodes

    • @Hamsand632
      @Hamsand632 4 месяца назад

      @@Mr.Murasakinothen it would grow

  • @gioliziofmonsters1622
    @gioliziofmonsters1622 22 дня назад +395

    "My Nose is about to grow"
    *Black Hole forms*

  • @Ajwa569
    @Ajwa569 4 месяца назад +762

    Teacher: the test isn’t that confusing
    The test:

    • @W1ffle600
      @W1ffle600 4 месяца назад +2

      Unfunny joke

    • @Caleb_8224
      @Caleb_8224 4 месяца назад +8

      @@W1ffle600it’s funny

    • @simp7812
      @simp7812 4 месяца назад +1

      ?

    • @CoreyAkins-s4s
      @CoreyAkins-s4s 4 месяца назад

      The test is a loop witch makes it impossible to solve 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Ajwa569
      @Ajwa569 4 месяца назад

      @@CoreyAkins-s4sfr

  • @Noah-q3z8c
    @Noah-q3z8c 9 дней назад +2

    Pinocchio having a mental breakdown 😂😂

  • @GhostHunterBoy
    @GhostHunterBoy Месяц назад +528

    "I don't need sleep... " "I NEED ANSWERS" 🗣️☠️

    • @YAMI_DZ
      @YAMI_DZ Месяц назад +1

      He will explode

    • @Cupbros226
      @Cupbros226 Месяц назад +6

      The curse only aplies if he thinks that he's lying.
      If he thinks that it will not grow and say "My nose will grow", his nose is going to grow, because he's lying on purpose, but if he genuinely thinks that it will grow it won't because he is not lying on purpose

    • @dorisdonkor9000
      @dorisdonkor9000 Месяц назад

      Ryan 😂😂😂

    • @SWEATYBASH1134
      @SWEATYBASH1134 Месяц назад

      he would prolly explode or smthn

  • @ssenkraDehT
    @ssenkraDehT 4 месяца назад +571

    When pinocchio says "my nose is about to grow", he instantly collapses into a black hole and consumes everything in his path

    • @syn_gamerx22_yt
      @syn_gamerx22_yt 4 месяца назад

      How bro explain it in fortnite term 😂

    • @B0mbs_away_
      @B0mbs_away_ 4 месяца назад

      I was about to say a blackhole😂

    • @realboy24
      @realboy24 3 месяца назад

      😂

    • @sonic_the_hedgehog_channel
      @sonic_the_hedgehog_channel 3 месяца назад

      Pinocchio black hole technique
      👥🌀☄️🌊🔷🔹💠
      And Naruto didn't survive

  • @primespalconit7672
    @primespalconit7672 4 месяца назад +425

    When he says "My nose is about to grow," his nose busts and turns into sawdust.

  • @jahnavibasu6946
    @jahnavibasu6946 22 часа назад +1

    He's gonna say "my nose will grow now", but it won't, so it will grow the very next nano second or so because it won't be "now" anymore, it will be a nano second after "now"

  • @eddiejoe101
    @eddiejoe101 4 месяца назад +956

    When the brain ain’t brainin’

  • @CrankError
    @CrankError 3 месяца назад +511

    Teacher: "The test isn't even hard" The test:

    • @eliceawalker3373
      @eliceawalker3373 3 месяца назад

      😭😭😭

    • @lonerwxlf
      @lonerwxlf 3 месяца назад

      it isnt hard the lie is -1 and the truth is 1 negative 1 plus positive 1 gives u 0 so nothing would happen

  • @quyttinYT
    @quyttinYT 4 месяца назад +528

    Imagine how pinocchio will feel if he saw the animation 💀

    • @Purpul_guy
      @Purpul_guy 4 месяца назад +1

      My brain is not braining

  •  21 час назад

    If Pinocchio says, "My nose is about to grow," it's a paradox!
    Here's why:
    - If his nose **grows**, it means he's telling the truth, but his nose only grows when he **lies**.
    - If his nose **doesn't grow**, then he's lying, and his nose **should** grow.
    This creates a loop that makes it hard to decide whether the statement is true or false, which is why it's called a paradox!
    I salute those people who clicked on read more and read the whole thing

  • @Java_Dude25
    @Java_Dude25 2 месяца назад +910

    my high ass cannot comprehend this 💀

  • @johnysimps1191
    @johnysimps1191 25 дней назад +631

    The "truth" is what he believes to be true and not what actually is. If Pinocchio said "I'm sure you're boyfriend isn't cheating on you, he sounds like a nice guy" It doesn't matter if the boyfriend is actually cheating or not. What matters is whether Pinocchio believes what he is saying.
    Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

    • @doglover1091
      @doglover1091 22 дня назад +1

      Netd

    • @doglover1091
      @doglover1091 22 дня назад +2

      I mean nerd😊

    • @nudtanunwarnnissorn
      @nudtanunwarnnissorn 21 день назад +19

      @@doglover1091 Is that an insult or compliment because the main commenter actually really made sense

    • @adailtonneto1767
      @adailtonneto1767 21 день назад +9

      yes, otherwise pinocchio would be able to predict the future just saying things about the future and seeing if his nose grows or not

    • @Iumine
      @Iumine 20 дней назад

      you're a fool

  • @Basem359
    @Basem359 4 месяца назад +368

    Imagine Pinocchio roasting you and his nose doesnt grow 💀💀

    • @nkanyisomuthwa7298
      @nkanyisomuthwa7298 4 месяца назад +5

      💀💀💀

    • @FunkyDgoofy_YT
      @FunkyDgoofy_YT 4 месяца назад +4

      💀💀💀💀

    • @phakyou
      @phakyou 4 месяца назад

      This shit has became a dad joke at this point. Stop copying comments ffs.

    • @The.one.and.only216
      @The.one.and.only216 4 месяца назад +3

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @gary682
      @gary682 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @DBD0BSESSEDKID9000
    @DBD0BSESSEDKID9000 День назад

    If Pinocchio says “ my nose is about to grow” he crashes the fuck out

  • @smoothspider_49
    @smoothspider_49 3 месяца назад +353

    Pinocchio’s nose: IN, OUT, IN, OUT, IN, OUT, (*violently explodes*)

    • @Javsome
      @Javsome 3 месяца назад +6

      💀💀💀💀

    • @Taylerchainyoffical
      @Taylerchainyoffical 3 месяца назад +4

      Same answer

    • @LemmyZStufX3
      @LemmyZStufX3 3 месяца назад +4

      That's why I understand the Pinocchio sit face joke

    • @LilithTaker
      @LilithTaker 3 месяца назад +1

      Pinocchio: Ambatugrow!!💀💀💀💀

    • @PokemonZenith
      @PokemonZenith 3 месяца назад +1

      Your parents in bed:

  • @Too2-Bits
    @Too2-Bits 3 месяца назад +635

    When Pinocchio's been roasting you non-stop for 6 minutes and his nose hasn't grown an inch

  • @noone-oi2po
    @noone-oi2po 3 месяца назад +1877

    Lying is not the same as being wrong. If he was asked a hard math question and he answered incorrectly, he's wrong but not lying, his nose wouldn't grow from that, thats not how it works. It's a matter of being truthful or not, not being right or wrong. So, his nose wouldn't grow from that statement. For his statements to be a lie, he must be purposedly saying something he knows is false. In this case, he doesn't even know what will happen, just making an assumption/prediction.

    • @MaksimRamos
      @MaksimRamos 3 месяца назад +67

      Good point. Good job! 👍

    • @neotheanimator6774
      @neotheanimator6774 3 месяца назад +49

      Is it the logic where, It's not a lie if he believes it's true?

    • @MonsterTRG
      @MonsterTRG 3 месяца назад +32

      "☝️🤓" ahh comment

    • @lilcrust3063
      @lilcrust3063 3 месяца назад +30

      You have to think about the phrase “about to”. That implies “the next moment” which could be seconds to even hours. As long as his nose doesn’t grow within that arbitrary time frame, Pinocchio lied and his nose will grow at the end of the time frame. Therefore his nose will grow with a delay depending on his definition of “about to”.

    • @F2P-MFF
      @F2P-MFF 3 месяца назад +5

      It's not that serious bud

  • @Fire_dragon5712
    @Fire_dragon5712 9 часов назад +1

    He would spontaneously combust

  • @tirthobranify
    @tirthobranify 3 месяца назад +501

    *Explanation* :
    When He says his nose is about to grow, it isn't a lie, its simply just a false prediction.

    • @meik2024
      @meik2024 2 месяца назад +21

      BUT! don’t get me wrong here- he said “my nose *IS* about to grow” as a statement.

    • @Superlazerbear
      @Superlazerbear 2 месяца назад +12

      @@meik2024that is true, but that can be used to predict something, like “This IS going to happen”

    • @Heatwave31
      @Heatwave31 2 месяца назад +6

      If Pinocchio said “I’m about to kill your mother” and then he doesn’t, his nose wouldn’t grow, then?

    • @ZDeight
      @ZDeight 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Heatwave31Depends, he didn't say WHEN he would do it... 👀

    • @theoddesee1271
      @theoddesee1271 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Superlazerbearsaying that it *IS* going to happen would make it not a prediction. you would have to say something like, "i think" or "i believe" before the prediction.

  • @CraftyCookie13
    @CraftyCookie13 4 месяца назад +611

    Zach went from answering our questions to traumatizing us to making us doubt everything 😂

  • @SpeedrunningMemes
    @SpeedrunningMemes 4 месяца назад +321

    "to grow or not to grow, that is the question"
    -nose

    • @unnati_hulke
      @unnati_hulke 4 месяца назад

      😂😂wazoo

    • @maryledenican447
      @maryledenican447 4 месяца назад

      It would be one of the only situations where his nose wouldn't grow even though we would expect it too, but because he wasn't really lying but making a guess, more or less...

    • @Iris_flamestone
      @Iris_flamestone 4 месяца назад

      LOL, Bro cooking

    • @Swixx0
      @Swixx0 4 месяца назад

      "to brawl or not to brawl"- someone

    • @Triangleman-5
      @Triangleman-5 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Swixx0 who could it be, WHO?

  • @TheBoeingCompany-h9z
    @TheBoeingCompany-h9z 5 дней назад

    If he said 'my nose was about to grow', his nose will takes a screenshot 💀

  • @callmecalebXD
    @callmecalebXD 17 дней назад +559

    If he says, “My nose is about to grow”, the universe itself will be ripped apart.

  • @dale194
    @dale194 2 месяца назад +716

    "My nose is about to gro-" *Explodes into a million pieces"

  • @eggballo4490
    @eggballo4490 4 месяца назад +561

    Pinocchio's nose is an unlimited source of wood.

    • @reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447
      @reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447 4 месяца назад +4

      reminds me of that one robot chicken scene

    • @SkulkDemon
      @SkulkDemon 4 месяца назад +5

      humans are an infinite source of skin and meat

    • @OddlyOdd
      @OddlyOdd 4 месяца назад +2

      @@SkulkDemonyeah but don’t they have to eat food for that to happen?

    • @w.dgaming2156
      @w.dgaming2156 4 месяца назад

      ​@@OddlyOddWhat about gluconeogenesis

    • @Ggggggggggggggt683
      @Ggggggggggggggt683 4 месяца назад

      ?????

  • @soupasaucy209
    @soupasaucy209 7 дней назад

    If Pinocchio said my nose is about to grow, his nose would grow, then shrink almost instantly

  • @MashrupChakder
    @MashrupChakder 4 месяца назад +429

    Bro raised the biggest question of the century😂

    • @izel23738
      @izel23738 4 месяца назад +2

      😂😂

    • @PhieFty
      @PhieFty 4 месяца назад +3

      He always give us answer to question that we rarely or never asked..
      But when he asked us a question....

    • @JoaomogusGD51015
      @JoaomogusGD51015 4 месяца назад

      would you like to play geometry dash with me

  • @Mason-gu1lj
    @Mason-gu1lj Месяц назад +966

    “My nose is about to grow… oh no, the power! It’s too much!” *explodes*

    • @WasMelodias
      @WasMelodias Месяц назад +2

      I was about to comment that

    • @RyanTheNotCool_1
      @RyanTheNotCool_1 Месяц назад +4

      Average RUclips comment ( corniest shit that exists)

    • @catifix_the_cat
      @catifix_the_cat Месяц назад +1

      Pinocchio.exe has stopped working.
      *overheats*
      *explodes*

    • @jonnyrico3583
      @jonnyrico3583 Месяц назад

      ​@RyanTheNotCool_1 I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🏾🙏🏾I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s finna gon be OVER for you 👾

    • @PeepSleepyjoe
      @PeepSleepyjoe Месяц назад

      Yippee

  • @LuigiFan77
    @LuigiFan77 3 месяца назад +674

    There are 4 possibilities
    He implodes
    He spontaneously combusts
    He disappears
    He takes a screenshot

    • @someframes
      @someframes 3 месяца назад +8

      What if the nose gets crushed from the force of both shrinking and growing acting againts eachother

    • @Jack_of_all_Trades_18
      @Jack_of_all_Trades_18 3 месяца назад +4

      Nose turns into a machine gun

    • @maryjanepalarca2853
      @maryjanepalarca2853 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Jack_of_all_Trades_18nose turns into a snake

    • @haipingcao2212_.
      @haipingcao2212_. 3 месяца назад

      ​@@someframesidc

    • @hayasubair123
      @hayasubair123 3 месяца назад +1

      or he creates a black hole

  • @missetat7589
    @missetat7589 6 дней назад

    If Pinicchio said that his nose would blow up.

  • @parodypatient8706
    @parodypatient8706 4 месяца назад +837

    The fundamentals of the universe would collapse and time would crumble.
    Thanks Pinocchio

    • @megahornballssniffershitpost
      @megahornballssniffershitpost 4 месяца назад

      259th like

    • @infinitewaterglitch
      @infinitewaterglitch 4 месяца назад +1

      I love coming here to read the comments. Some people (like myself at times) are obsessed with reading comments. For example, you find yourself reading this comment right now, which does not contain any useful information, only curiosity, that drives you to waste your time. Have a good day.

    • @ahmadbintang9697
      @ahmadbintang9697 4 месяца назад

      ​@@infinitewaterglitchsame

    • @lasterbeast
      @lasterbeast 4 месяца назад

      Groovy

    • @weridtem
      @weridtem 4 месяца назад

      ​@@infinitewaterglitch same slay ty

  • @3vv0rt3x
    @3vv0rt3x 3 месяца назад +459

    This guy is the reason i cant sleep at night

  • @carson.01
    @carson.01 4 месяца назад +937

    if Pinocchio says "my nose is about to grow", his nose would break in half

    • @Aresyaz
      @Aresyaz 4 месяца назад +2

      I wonder why 500 people liking this

    • @thesaturdaydude
      @thesaturdaydude 4 месяца назад +6

      we force pinocchio to lie forever so we get infinite wood

    • @JoaomogusGD51015
      @JoaomogusGD51015 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@thesaturdaydude💀

    • @thesaturdaydude
      @thesaturdaydude 4 месяца назад

      @@JoaomogusGD51015 and we get a girl version and force them to have kids

    • @ayishaks6510
      @ayishaks6510 3 месяца назад

      ​@@thesaturdaydudeew no

  • @iswillingtobedogday
    @iswillingtobedogday 6 дней назад

    Zack has answered the question I've been asking myself for months...

  • @3disme
    @3disme 4 месяца назад +416

    •nose grows
    •nose shrinks
    •repeat like a piston

    • @rnvr308
      @rnvr308 4 месяца назад +33

      generate electricity from pinocchio's nose

    • @Jeurbik
      @Jeurbik 4 месяца назад

      Your girl has now fallen for Pinocchio

    • @3disme
      @3disme 4 месяца назад +2

      @@rnvr308 lol

    • @thegoldpoopyscoopy
      @thegoldpoopyscoopy 4 месяца назад +26

      Hear me out...

    • @Beautifort32950
      @Beautifort32950 4 месяца назад +4

      hear me out too

  • @Raven-l9u
    @Raven-l9u 2 месяца назад +399

    Honestly would be real funny if it just goes back and forth until the nose just disappears from confusion

  • @grave562-71
    @grave562-71 3 месяца назад +755

    bro i lost all my brain cells watching that💀😭🙏

    • @ColbyClips22
      @ColbyClips22 3 месяца назад +1

      Same

    • @user-evita.gamer1000
      @user-evita.gamer1000 3 месяца назад +4

      Wanna play barbies?

    • @adlaimeade927
      @adlaimeade927 3 месяца назад +2

      Don't feel bad. I had to watch it over like 3 times to fully understand it myself. But it's a really good question though.

    • @Nielisherelol
      @Nielisherelol 3 месяца назад +1

      I ASKED + YOUR CONTENT IS BETTER + I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY + YOU'RE AWESOME 👍

    • @Xshotfrisklol
      @Xshotfrisklol 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Nielisherelol ONE OF THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE COMMENT SECTION

  • @DeepakSingh-qn8ne
    @DeepakSingh-qn8ne 5 дней назад

    If Pinocchio says paradox things then he would take a screenshot

  • @peacewitherspoon918
    @peacewitherspoon918 3 месяца назад +479

    His nose would go back and forth until it breaks off

    • @ZaGGuaR_
      @ZaGGuaR_ 3 месяца назад +7

      Then 5 days later pinocchio clip the nose😂😂

    • @JLSaggs9
      @JLSaggs9 3 месяца назад +4

      I think the same

    • @vanaugustin4551
      @vanaugustin4551 3 месяца назад +2

      Yes its a loop till it snaps

    • @Dkrevil
      @Dkrevil 3 месяца назад +1

      i know exactly how to use this

    • @Chorizo727
      @Chorizo727 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Dkrevil Elaborate.

  • @nabongobong9155
    @nabongobong9155 3 месяца назад +512

    What fascinates me more is that someone actually came up with this paradox

    • @prob4bly_anon
      @prob4bly_anon 3 месяца назад +4

      Known as self-reference paradox :]

    • @matthewp2794
      @matthewp2794 3 месяца назад +8

      He was probably high

    • @Misto_deVito6009
      @Misto_deVito6009 3 месяца назад

      I mean, is it heard to?

    • @napalmbhoji
      @napalmbhoji 3 месяца назад +1

      Not really, this paradox is common sense that most people get while watching Pinocchio. I mean, it's understandable isn't it

    • @giannosprogamer2385
      @giannosprogamer2385 3 месяца назад

      same

  • @BellaStars21
    @BellaStars21 3 месяца назад +748

    " 911 whats your emergency? "
    " my brain is not braining 💀"

    • @tkif280
      @tkif280 3 месяца назад +1

      Omg

    • @SUSepnsion.
      @SUSepnsion. 3 месяца назад +3

      Okay sir calm down what location are you

    • @Ramennoodle352
      @Ramennoodle352 3 месяца назад +3

      Stolen comment 💀

    • @Monisaaktar-el6up
      @Monisaaktar-el6up 3 месяца назад

      Sffefh5svh5etg!😱💀

    • @leaivv
      @leaivv 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Ramennoodle352Almost everyone of those unfunny comments is stolen

  • @melonieaustin7175
    @melonieaustin7175 3 дня назад

    Bros in the matrex, a paradox, took a screenshot, broke the rule book, broke the 4th wall.

  • @Ken-2m
    @Ken-2m 3 месяца назад +467

    If Pinocchio says his nose is about to grow he explodes

    • @shafqatishan437
      @shafqatishan437 2 месяца назад +5

      No, it'd mean he lied since his nose can't grow anymore, or can it? Still doesn't beat the paradox..

    • @Newchannelsoon_I
      @Newchannelsoon_I 2 месяца назад +4

      @@shafqatishan437it’s a joke, r/wooosh

    • @yaqubmirza3912
      @yaqubmirza3912 2 месяца назад +2

      End of time
      😢😢😢

    • @ITZ_AMELIEEE
      @ITZ_AMELIEEE 2 месяца назад

      lol

    • @melicakaj771
      @melicakaj771 2 месяца назад

      HOW DO WOOD 💥💣💥💣💣💥💥

  • @icommitars0n
    @icommitars0n Месяц назад +313

    I love that im not the only person who immediately thought about exploding.

  • @KunwarGill-in5gi
    @KunwarGill-in5gi 4 месяца назад +481

    If Pinocchio lies about lying, he implodes like the Titan

  • @BunniesRulez
    @BunniesRulez 4 дня назад +1

    “My nose is about to grow!”
    *dies*