CHAWAL, EYEBROW & THE STORY | Gaurav Kapoor | Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 9 дек 2020
- Hi Guys. This video is about 3 different jokes not related to each other. This video was recorded in December 2018 but I did not release it coz I almost lost this footage. Finally a friend luckily found this footage in his drive and here we are.
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First like
Waiting for a show in Bangalore.
hagguu and padori😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤦♂️🤦♂️insane
Dhaaga khol diya😂😂😂
What about outside of India Online show.
Gaurav kapoor in his comedy set: "main mazaak nahi kar raha".
Genius.
😂🤣
😂
मजाक नी भाईसाब।
Best dialogue:
Ram milai jodi, ek haagu ek padodi😂😂
😂😂😂
Abhe 🤦🤦
😂😂😂😂
Shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣
Riesenberg 😂😂
Those who didn't get it- rice+hiesenberg( drug dealer in breaking bad)
Ppl like you are the reason I still believe in humanity
Also ricin was a major plot point
You are goddamn right
SAY MY NAME.
Class 11 science 😀
Watching this with rajma chawal hits different😂😂
Please support me please
Ha right toilet humour with rajma chawal really must hit different
Okay
Imagine, mandeep & saloni are watching this video...😅😂
Imagine them being at the show😂😂
dekhte dekhte bhi Vo dono padhne aur hugne pr lge honge ..😐
That too together in a room😂
There's no one as Mandeep and saloni
Woah
Actually everyone had this childhood school story that there's atleast one guy or girl who have pooped in their pants in school 😂😂
I totally agree with you . I m one of them 🤦
What if I say I was the one who did😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
right
mera friend till 8th class tk diaper use krta tha
aaj bhi usse milte hai tb bhi yhi doubt hota hai
uss baat ko 8 saal ho gye
i was one of em' , you can't find out who i am so fu€k it , lol
This eyebrow is totally relatable. I did my eyebrows only on my wedding, even took 15 days to have both eyes done.
Itne dino mai meri dobara aajati
@@nupurkalra4689 😂😂😂😂
Eyebrow thi ya whale ki jhant 🤣🤣 15 din lg gye
"Ram milaye jodi, ek haggu ek padodi" - Gaurav Kapoor (2018)
Gaurav:- Socho agar kitna bura lagega apka crush paad de
Le Audience:- We already imagined the whole situation 😂😂
Bhai din bhar online rehte ho? Infranews channel pe bhi dekha tha.
World affairs pe bhi dekha tha.
😂😂
@@abhinav7302 😂😂
The audience was just stupid this act is amazing 😂😂
Really. True... Mai has has k pagal ho gaya
@@kirtideshmukh6285 exactly 😂
True.. ricenberg nahi pata inko..😂
@@surajmhaskar681 😂😂
True
Only stand up comedian saying "Main MAZAK nai kar raha" after every 18 seconds.
After watching this, Mandeep be like: "Saala, jalta hai mujse" 😒
Plot twist:- Haggu weds Paddu😂🔥💯
Padaudi
Padodi
Gaurav....this is above and beyond. The natural art that you have is commendable. Making people laugh is not easy and you do it flawlessly, without getting personal. Just love every bit of it
To those who don't know, Meth is also known as chawal. And risenberg reference was related to Heisenberg character from Breaking Bad 😂😂😂 awesome Gaurav bhai hats off💯🙏🏻
all comedians on youtube: HIBERNATION FOR 69 YEARS
Gaurav: chalo in salo ko sone do ham apna kaam shuru karte hai
Please support me please
@@EverythingShorts0 No mishra
@@EverythingShorts0 No Mishra
People: what is ricenberg?
Google: the one who kills with RICIN
😉
@@uniquedude812 big brain
@@uniquedude812 aap kahin NASA mein to nahi they?
@@shantanugangele2827 He is the cashier from Los Pollos Hermanos
Say My Name😎
@@AkshayKumar-ft4em chutiya
I think gaurav is little underrated ...he deserves more than a million subscribers
Ek haggu ek padori 😂😂😂😂💯
Heisenberg❌
Ricenberg ✅
Or 'ricin'berg
YOU POISONED BROCK MR WHITE
Yooo biatchhh
Those who won't get it !! 'Rice-senberg' is reference of heisenberg ( Breaking Bad Character Walter White) 😂😂
oh mastermind here...😒😒
Wow!!! Just brilliant 😑👏👏
Ye sab bayate thode na hai
Google krne do🤣
Pata he chal baap ko mt sikha
Bhai tu farishta h.
Warna m sochta hi rhta
*Not watched a single vdo where I was not laughing...😂😂😂*
6:10 when he warned I don’t think anybody stopped the video
Best line:- "mein jhate leke ghum lunga sarpe" 😂😂😂😂
Please support me please share this everywhere
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There should be more standup videos during this period !
you are literally one of the most funniest of all comedians. easy humor, kafi chill. jyada dimaag nhi lgana pdta hasne k liye
His school seems to be realllyyy baddd ass... i wish i was there wd him to enjoy these all amazing fun situations 🤣🤣🤣
Rahul k 2 gotteyyyy
His school also had Bagchi Ma'am 🤕
In every delhi government school. It's normal. Am glad i have studied there. 😅
Love ur comedy gaurav 👍👍🤗
Hilarious 😂🤣🤣😂
And that "no ball" was epic, at some another level😂😂😂
Bro...love your videos...entertaining people is a harder task but for u its like normal..that's the thing I love about u being natural with people...all the best for your future videos..👍👍💯
Ricenberg. He meant Heisenberg from breaking bad series.
This was awesome. The Reisenberg thing was savage and the last jodi wala gazab tha.😅😂😂
Kisko bassi ki waxing ki yaad aayi ye eyebrow wala joke sunke?😂🤣
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@@EverythingShorts0 no
Bassi ne to powder ki jagah aata lga dia tha😄😄
Yes...the only difference is usaki ruh nipple mai thi... isaki eyebrows mai hai
Uska toh nipple se ruh nikal gaya tha
Toilet Joke was hilarious 🤣 everyone should watch it!
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man i remember the first open mic i'd ever gone to and Gaurav was performing the fart-shit joke. I don't think i've ever laughed at any joke as much as I laughed that day, because of that joke, and the fact that i was laughing over a fart joke made me laugh even more. His mannerisms killed me. That one joke made me fall in love with him
This was an amazing show, had a great time.
Imagine kids of saloni and mandeep seeing this video.
With havanig the name *akash* 🤣🤣
Just chill bro 🤪 don't take it serious
ye asli nhi hota inke dimag ki hi upaj hoti hai 99% jokes.
Shut up
Not now bro 😂😂
@@MandeepSingh-zk6ki bhai mandeep😂😂😂
After 6:30 he was like dekho aap bole to batata hu nhi to nhi
Public be like :- abbe sale paise bhare hai.. batana to padega hi..😂
The more i listen to you
I started liking you as comedian more and more 💀
omg! I can't stop my tears whiling laughing🤣🤣.... ecstatic sir!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're just epic😂😂❤️❤️ I wish I could watch you everyday 😂😂😂😂😂😂
U must do this third part of the joke again, the best part I ever heard 😂😂👍🏻
People in odisha, Chhattisgarh and WB eat rice in a way that it feels like 'nasha'. It gets fermented when kept for few days in earthen pot. Becomes alcohol.
Called as taari
Bhai best video so far...especially the second half
Ricin was the Poison used by Walter White in Breaking Bad Series ❤️
Heisenberg ki place par Reisenberg tha 😂😂😂😂😂
Ricin
u overexplained it....its normal rice + heisenberg....u got so deep
Lily of the valley yo
Hilarious!! Also, thanks for making "potty-jokes" normal! Now I will be able to quote you in my day to day life😅😅
Love his😂😂 smiles inbetween jokes..
That eyebrow wala part was epic🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
All I can say for 'The Story' is *BRUUHHHHHHH!!!*
Ricenberg - A charctor who supply rice drug...Inspired by the series breaking bad's character Heisenberg
Oscar dilwa dun tujhe😂
Suprb..seeing this second time...hilarious
He is a comedian but he always be like... *mai majak ni kr rha* 😂😂😂
That was the time when you are half moon, now full moon😜😜
Yes I do...I can't live without chawal
We punjabi eat chawal once in a week. We cant live without chapati.
@@ranveershersingh we Bengali eat chawal daily 3 times a day
@@kishandas2284 insaan ho!!! 😯😯😯😯😮
@@AkashS97 🤣🤣
@@kishandas2284 we eat chapati three times in a day.
Ultimate, ultimate and just ultimate
Awesome broh... couldn't stop my laugh till the end.🔥🔥
I couldn't watch second half without bursting out three rooms 🤣🤣🤣
i am here before it hits millions play!
Zehar ha bhai.... Ultimate 🤣
Mzaaa aayaaaa😂❤️
I'm very happy to Participate in Your Show today at Kanpur....Meet You at 6:30
Thanks for the warning. I was about to start my lunch.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣 You are a true rockstar 👏👏👌
Bhai saaab 🤣😆😆😆🤣🤣😂😂has has k pet dard krgya mera to bhai 🤣😆😆
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Gaurav giving poop warning 🤣🤣
Please support me please share this everywhere if you like
@@EverythingShorts0 what ?!
Eyebrow incident reminds me Joey(friends)😂😂
So how you doinn??😁
Amazing
You are the one of the best comic .
One of the best till now
Ricenberg is in reference to breaking bad character Heisenberg. Do watch that series... Its one of the best.
Walter White
Who is watching 👀 after 😳 trending 🤔
bete mauj krdi😂😂😂😂bro seriously your content is awesome. hope some day will see you perform live
Thanks for the toilet humour warning. Much appreciated.
Ricenberg!! That was fucking genius man!! Loved it 😊😅
Crush paad to vishwaas uth jaata hai- epic advise to get over a break up 😂
😂😂end was superb
Amazing stand-up! 👏
Every Mandeep and saloni couple will think why these people are staring at us 😂😂😂
5:24 to 5:55 Most relating part..😂😂
Epic bhai... epic🤣🤣🤣
Ohh bhai epic thii 😂🤣
Rice-n-berg = Heisenberg (scientists)
But in breaking bad(webseries) the chemist teacher makes drugs..
Nobel prize milegga tumhe
@@grandzeno7813 😂lol..
Saloni be like what the fart 😂🤣
That eyebrow one 😂😂😂
Listening to it for the second time and it just got funnier 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥
how? haha
this comment
I'm a Bengali... And I can totally connect with the first half of this video!! 😂😂 Ricenberg😂😂
Rice is the most additive thing ever, as a South Indian(from Karnataka), I totally agree!
I personally enjoyed a lot love comedy or uploads from you and other stand up comedian. Never offended at any jokes as afterall its a humour. Always a fans of your crowd work 😅
😂😂😂🙌🙌 amazing!!!!!!
Gaurav in this whole video
'Nahi yarr mai majak nahi kar raha hoon"
Audience who came for stand up comedy:
"galat jagah agaye hum lagta hai"
00:51 this is so true man 😂😂💀
Bohot funny set tha yaar 😂😂👍👍
New Weapon Discovered- Thread 😂
I should have taken his warning seriously 😂😂😂
IKR!!!😭😂
Sir pls teach me chess
I know you are next best after
MR. SIR LORD GM ABHISH MATHEW
Bhai kachhe wola jok bahut hard h 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was amazing 😂😂😂
Padhe likhe log: heisenberg principle
Vele log: Breaking bad
Nalle log: "Google kiya pr samjh nhi a rha"!!
Matlb main padha likha vella hun
Achha h hum nalle nhi h😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Risenbarg is a drug "manufacturer" in Breaking Mom series
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It's breaking Bad bro not breaking Mom
@@arshiyankhan6910 Bhai sarcasm to samjho
Best Stand Up comedian ❤️
Huge respect for the heads up about the toilet joke..