Beetlejuice Orders Chinese Food Full Video

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  • Beetlejuice Orders Chinese Food Full Video

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  • @byronsito5048
    @byronsito5048 5 лет назад +6321

    Beets reading that menu like a map lmao

    • @Groucho-tg1tx
      @Groucho-tg1tx 5 лет назад +158

      Reading? He cant read.

    • @jackmc2475
      @jackmc2475 5 лет назад +13

      Haha you know that

    • @gunitundaboss2404
      @gunitundaboss2404 4 года назад +60

      😂 like a map I'm rolling😭😭😭😭

    • @aquatiqz4810
      @aquatiqz4810 4 года назад +11

      💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂 fuckin dead

    • @longgahn4486
      @longgahn4486 4 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @TheCassiusMorrisShow
    @TheCassiusMorrisShow 6 лет назад +4806

    “Two orders of Chinese food”

  • @keithjackson2932
    @keithjackson2932 5 лет назад +2272

    He's making a prank call and doesn't even know it.. 💀

  • @BeetleBro978
    @BeetleBro978 Год назад +559

    The patience this lady has is unmatched.

    • @Boxedbyyme
      @Boxedbyyme Год назад +27

      She wants that money 😂😂😂

    • @alexmiller6848
      @alexmiller6848 Год назад +3

      12:19

    • @realcommodities
      @realcommodities Год назад +5

      Chinese are very patient when it's about getting the money

    • @eviljesus6111
      @eviljesus6111 Год назад

      HURRY UP AN ORDER

    • @isabelmontoya9797
      @isabelmontoya9797 Год назад

      Back when customer service was provided by the family members. Most are but some places don’t care about the business.

  • @sint5990
    @sint5990 Год назад +1399

    “Gimme two Chinese food and give me two Chinese rice” 😂 beet got me 💀

    • @alijohnson9670
      @alijohnson9670 Год назад +48

      I don't have this much confidence doing anything😂

    • @MrSuperG
      @MrSuperG Год назад +21

      The man is smart as fk

    • @alijohnson9670
      @alijohnson9670 Год назад +29

      @superg9467 you can ask him the same question 17 times and he gives you a different answer each time. He's way ahead of us in the intellect dept

    • @Boggersugar
      @Boggersugar Год назад +3

      @@alijohnson9670he knows something we don’t

    • @alijohnson9670
      @alijohnson9670 Год назад +2

      @@Boggersugar one day, he will fill our heads with all of his knowledge that red is spelled lster 🤣 I love him!

  • @hopsitup5739
    @hopsitup5739 5 лет назад +2869

    chinese restaurants have just met their match in not knowing wtf is being said

  • @someman6395
    @someman6395 4 года назад +2890

    Imagine being behind him in a line.

  • @RobertoLicardie
    @RobertoLicardie 4 года назад +3490

    He's the reason why there's numbers in the menu lol

    • @lilkay7779
      @lilkay7779 4 года назад +18

      Roberto Licardie 💀💀

    • @masahirosakurai6232
      @masahirosakurai6232 4 года назад +7

      Yew

    • @reme7903
      @reme7903 4 года назад +174

      numbers didn't help him though😅

    • @kimora69
      @kimora69 4 года назад +10

      😂😂😂

    • @justin-ch1bn
      @justin-ch1bn 4 года назад +57

      if only you knew...that concept doesn't work with beet

  • @MCtheRizz
    @MCtheRizz Год назад +81

    LMAO the chinese lady 1:37 said on the phone "this guy talks like hes stupid." im dying.

  • @ericcartman7253
    @ericcartman7253 Год назад +299

    god bless this lady, this couldn't have happened without her being chill

    • @jimboscooter432
      @jimboscooter432 Год назад +22

      Lol beet ran out of patience before she did 😅

    • @petersengupta
      @petersengupta 2 месяца назад

      this must've been a skit.

  • @ShopHeirlooms
    @ShopHeirlooms 5 лет назад +1647

    Son said the address is here, then started ordering more food 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sergiotheg13
      @sergiotheg13 5 лет назад +161

      Lmfao i cant 😂😂😂 hes like fuck it i dont know the adress so ill just order more food 😂😂

    • @danshazam8511
      @danshazam8511 4 года назад +9

      When is it acceptable to call him mentally special?

    • @mrfeelnothing9586
      @mrfeelnothing9586 4 года назад +8

      Shop Heirlooms he was told to order more 😒

    • @iamking9778
      @iamking9778 4 года назад +2

      Shop Heirlooms 😂😂😂😂

    • @ssbeats2212
      @ssbeats2212 4 года назад +2

      Brooo ,

  • @Hi-wy7qo
    @Hi-wy7qo 6 лет назад +1604

    "Address? The address is here." *Beetlejuice

    • @emptRx
      @emptRx 5 лет назад +39

      Jersey City baby

    • @theflanman1986
      @theflanman1986 5 лет назад +40

      Haha beet is a gift from god

    • @amhodoz2205
      @amhodoz2205 4 года назад +18

      I swear i love him. Every time im sad or depressed im Watching him

    • @Watchingyoutho
      @Watchingyoutho 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @darukan
      @darukan 4 года назад +3

      Yes, I too watched the video

  • @sharkdiddy9241
    @sharkdiddy9241 6 лет назад +2261

    can i order two chinese foood lmao

    • @bryanstephens1295
      @bryanstephens1295 5 лет назад +45

      All black people say it

    • @markbey9411
      @markbey9411 5 лет назад +8

      That’s funny 😄... all huh?

    • @KingofKings11312
      @KingofKings11312 5 лет назад +17

      Not really just this guy says it my nigga

    • @gabbythetoymaker1400
      @gabbythetoymaker1400 5 лет назад +6

      @@bryanstephens1295 that is funny 😂😂😂😅😅😅very TRUE 💯

    • @lars8880
      @lars8880 5 лет назад +5

      This is a Chinese place lol

  • @jpaulglobal
    @jpaulglobal 2 года назад +1134

    Pure solid gold. Here’s a man with a handicap that literally has a better/more enjoyable life than 90% of the rest of us “normal” world. Big thanks to Sean for molding this pure comedy a d his big heart.

    • @TheBasketproductions
      @TheBasketproductions 2 года назад +7

      Word

    • @CNYKnifeNerd
      @CNYKnifeNerd 2 года назад +55

      He's "ignorance is bliss" personified.

    • @barrymccockner6450
      @barrymccockner6450 2 года назад +26

      Beet is the best ever ! Sean was a good human , I've read where some people say he used beet for money but come on, he lived with Sean until he was physically incapable of taking care of him.

    • @evelyna_paula1747
      @evelyna_paula1747 2 года назад +10

      Point of correction: 99% and not 90%.

    • @skiddzie9291
      @skiddzie9291 Год назад +12

      Beet was unbelievably depressed after Sean died, haven't really caught up on him but I'm pretty sure he's still pretty sad.

  • @gongshowjimmy557
    @gongshowjimmy557 Год назад +84

    When she asks for the address, and he just starts re doing the order, I die every time.

    • @childpeanut5095
      @childpeanut5095 Месяц назад +1

      Just when she thought she was out, he pulled her right back in! 🤣

  • @edwincasiano9174
    @edwincasiano9174 5 лет назад +803

    Beetle juice acting like he understands the menu Lol

  • @Ham_on_Rye
    @Ham_on_Rye 5 лет назад +1508

    I started crying when she asked to repeat the order.

    • @theoneandonlyhere
      @theoneandonlyhere 5 лет назад +73

      LOL she liked the whole proces. That's why

    • @luisceron7965
      @luisceron7965 4 года назад +3

      Joel Davidson FR😂😂😂😂

    • @MURDERBEAR-X
      @MURDERBEAR-X 4 года назад +3

      So did I !!!

    • @joaopedrosilva116
      @joaopedrosilva116 4 года назад +36

      I lost it when she said: can you spell it please? Lmaoo

    • @MURDERBEAR-X
      @MURDERBEAR-X 4 года назад +51

      @@joaopedrosilva116 thats where she tied the game with a 3 point shot. Beat face was looking like fuck she found a way to get points on me.

  • @zleepydude224
    @zleepydude224 3 года назад +660

    I love how he clearly can’t read but still commits to diligently look through the menu.

    • @drunkenmmamaster419
      @drunkenmmamaster419 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂 thought the same thing

    • @yeeebayeeba4268
      @yeeebayeeba4268 Год назад

      😂 thats what had me dying.

    • @moleedaboi
      @moleedaboi Год назад +9

      Looking at the pictures for the most part

    • @alijohnson9670
      @alijohnson9670 Год назад +5

      Beet has more confidence than I will have at anything in life

    • @johngibs5356
      @johngibs5356 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Forreal

  • @deesteve4156
    @deesteve4156 Год назад +50

    @13:03 "You don't like me , don't want me to get my food, fuck it"....lmaoooooooooooooo

    • @GrinchGallery
      @GrinchGallery 4 месяца назад

      Order Fuckin Chinese Food U Tryna Be Ah Asshole To Me ? 😤

    • @donpark7611
      @donpark7611 3 месяца назад +2

      Lmfaooooooo

  • @davide.b8027
    @davide.b8027 2 года назад +238

    I love how he looks at Shawn and smiles. Beet is the man.

  • @KoopaKart
    @KoopaKart 10 лет назад +819

    Chinese rice!

    • @bighero1080
      @bighero1080 6 лет назад +3

      Koopa Kart lol

    • @The80sWolf_
      @The80sWolf_ 5 лет назад

      @The Age of Z hahaha what?

    • @SevenForSniping
      @SevenForSniping 4 года назад

      @The Age of Z SPANISH!!!

    • @mer_meh
      @mer_meh 4 года назад

      This where Simon got his brain 🧠

  • @aaronmoon3535
    @aaronmoon3535 4 года назад +1222

    They could probably give him anything and he would be like yea that’s what I ordered

  • @derickmitchell5521
    @derickmitchell5521 6 лет назад +1200

    That's gotta be the most confusing order and mismatched order in the history of that restaurant 😂😂😂

    • @ArtistGoodLefty
      @ArtistGoodLefty 6 лет назад +24

      Derick Mitchell I got confused and I don't even work there.

    • @gggorgeous6765
      @gggorgeous6765 5 лет назад +3

      You sure about that? ruclips.net/video/xLKSViTveuE/видео.html

    • @AudaciousMarv
      @AudaciousMarv 5 лет назад

      😭🤣😭

    • @beet1508
      @beet1508 4 года назад

      Any restaurant at that

    • @apapz3245
      @apapz3245 2 года назад +18

      I dn what the problem is I got him, dude wanted 2 Chinese food, you throw together two portions of Chinese food for two people and get it goin for him that’s all

  • @aqib360
    @aqib360 2 года назад +76

    the amount of times he flips the menu then stares at it and flips it again lmao, he's solving a puzzle

    • @jimboscooter432
      @jimboscooter432 Год назад +3

      He's just flexing that he can read upside down

    • @hugorivas4922
      @hugorivas4922 Год назад +1

      Its a tresure map but he cant find the x where the tresures at.😅

  • @rja9784
    @rja9784 2 года назад +226

    It’s like he’s an archaeologist trying to decipher hyroglifics on the fly 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @WanderingMiqo
      @WanderingMiqo Год назад +20

      Hyroglifics 😂
      Surprised you didn't say arkeyolojist

    • @rja9784
      @rja9784 Год назад +13

      @@WanderingMiqo I took a shot 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @mauricioalejandro74
      @mauricioalejandro74 Год назад +2

      Lmao

    • @RiggedandReady
      @RiggedandReady Год назад +4

      ​@@rja9784 respect.

    • @jimboscooter432
      @jimboscooter432 Год назад +2

      @stevena.9085 I think beet would spell it more like Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

  • @JoseGarcia-ho7co
    @JoseGarcia-ho7co 5 лет назад +1019

    2:51 "gimme 2 small uuuhhh"
    Realizes menu is upside down, he turns it over, then Beet realizes that it wasnt n turns it over again.....lmao Beet is a legend

    • @FrozenSkullVFX
      @FrozenSkullVFX 4 года назад +8

      AAHAHAHAHA

    • @daddyj4567
      @daddyj4567 4 года назад +8

      LMAOOOOOOO

    • @cmd2973
      @cmd2973 2 года назад +1

      Lmao I noticed that too

    • @reesecotti2974
      @reesecotti2974 2 года назад +3

      HILARIOUS!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Akmedhussa
      @Akmedhussa 2 года назад +2

      Thanks for explaining, I'm blind!

  • @Silenciobob
    @Silenciobob 4 года назад +831

    He has no clue what he’s ordering and you know for a fact he can’t read anything on the menu looool

    • @flatsodaclub
      @flatsodaclub 4 года назад +7

      Silenciobob really? How could you tell?

    • @Silenciobob
      @Silenciobob 4 года назад +19

      Jerry C I can’t be 100% but I have a sneaky suspicion

    • @TheSmith645
      @TheSmith645 4 года назад +1

      @@flatsodaclub if he understood, then he wouldn't be beetle juice!

    • @fatman3966
      @fatman3966 4 года назад +1

      Wow dude you played yourself.

    • @profileone5655
      @profileone5655 4 года назад +19

      And I know for a fact that he’s going to eat it and think that that was exactly what he wanted to order

  • @killadawgs456
    @killadawgs456 6 лет назад +2015

    Wow they are so patient with him!!

    • @sleepinglion1192
      @sleepinglion1192 6 лет назад +142

      kennysolone456 Bc that's a big order. Probably costs 200 bucks

    • @WhosThatPokemon2024
      @WhosThatPokemon2024 6 лет назад +41

      Because hes bettlejuice

    • @bjsing247
      @bjsing247 5 лет назад +67

      Sleeping lion's right, that's why it's so perfect. It's a huge order so the restaurant doesn't want to hang up.
      One of the funniest things I've ever seen.

    • @senatorkennedy3450
      @senatorkennedy3450 5 лет назад +26

      Getting to the end of this video
      required my patience as well!
      LoL

    • @theflanman1986
      @theflanman1986 5 лет назад +8

      Killa dawgs!! The guy at my local Chinese food place is an impatient asshole who will straight up hang up on people then say the line disconnected.

  • @junfaa
    @junfaa Год назад +24

    He actually did pretty well in getting the order through. Proud of him. the lady was also really patient.

  • @FatalPhenom
    @FatalPhenom Год назад +217

    I swear Beet ordering 2 chinese food will never not be hilarious. I binge these videos of Beetle in his prime and it makes my day. The Rooney's were special people for taking care of him and sharing him with us. I know Stern played his part but if it weren't for Sean we never would've known this legend.

    • @pookiewookie7679
      @pookiewookie7679 Год назад +6

      "Chinese Rice" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @johnsmith6217
      @johnsmith6217 Год назад +6

      He made them money. He's just a sideshow freak to them

    • @MediCali951
      @MediCali951 Год назад +1

      @@johnsmith6217 i mean he was a sideshow freak on the movie Bubble Boy so

    • @johnsmith6217
      @johnsmith6217 Год назад +1

      @@MediCali951 forgot about that. It was a funny movie. I remember mini me was the handler

    • @DBZ483
      @DBZ483 Год назад

      It's annoying because good people like Sean are dead and scum like stern are alive

  • @stonedog200
    @stonedog200 10 лет назад +672

    14 minutes trying to order Chinese food. Beets the best.

    • @gabbythetoymaker1400
      @gabbythetoymaker1400 5 лет назад

      SAD

    • @stlhd4lyfe1
      @stlhd4lyfe1 5 лет назад +4

      Chuckram562 they have the order ready quicker then it took to order lol

    • @OgNb709
      @OgNb709 4 года назад

      Best

    • @didistutter8417
      @didistutter8417 4 года назад +1

      It took even longer hence the cuts in the video.

    • @hklock7019
      @hklock7019 4 года назад +2

      the uncut version is 3 hours

  • @MyGuitarArtistry
    @MyGuitarArtistry 4 года назад +571

    The poor guy is illiterate....... but his heart is gold

    • @ivzilla
      @ivzilla 4 года назад +17

      @Griffiith yeah I wish I can get a signature from him 😂

    • @xXFangRideXx
      @xXFangRideXx 4 года назад +15

      @Griffiith there was one time on Howard Stern he was swearing constantly and then they brought in his grandson and he immediately stopped
      Edit: went back, said grandson not nephew

    • @Nick88633
      @Nick88633 4 года назад +4

      Hes a legend

    • @didistutter8417
      @didistutter8417 4 года назад +3

      @Griffiith People still love him.

    • @dntino1340
      @dntino1340 4 года назад +1

      @The Underdog Music HE IS A HUGE LEGEND BEET IS THE MAN YOOO!!!!!!! 💯💯💯

  • @RugBug18
    @RugBug18 6 лет назад +661

    Big Smoke's order takes second place to this.

  • @Gianno_
    @Gianno_ Год назад +28

    I love how patient and polite the woman on the phone was, what a sweetheart.

  • @Blessedishisname
    @Blessedishisname Год назад +27

    This is by far the funniest beetlejuice video recorded 😂😂
    Classic!

    • @liberty5069
      @liberty5069 2 месяца назад

      Cussing out "Obama" on the Howard Stern show was pretty funny too.

  • @mattveda
    @mattveda 5 лет назад +238

    Yooo I’m dead he said “The Address is here” 😂😂😭

    • @pantherslit6122
      @pantherslit6122 4 года назад +7

      Young Flacko he’s not wrong

    • @jack1uptone963
      @jack1uptone963 2 года назад

      They should have been able to trace the address through the phone like some restaurants so I guess Beetlejuice was right.

    • @childpeanut5095
      @childpeanut5095 Месяц назад

      @@pantherslit6122not wrong at all 😭 God bless his soul

  • @jasonl8326
    @jasonl8326 5 лет назад +156

    After taking Beet's order the lady hung up, got into her car, and drove off a cliff.

    • @manofgod7622
      @manofgod7622 4 года назад +5

      Legend says Beetle waits for his rice and redbull till this day

    • @mungarito2187
      @mungarito2187 2 года назад +5

      He did say once on stern all his teachers killed themselves haha

    • @tsam3676
      @tsam3676 2 года назад

      Lol

  • @spitfire9610
    @spitfire9610 5 лет назад +378

    he’s holding it like a treasure map trying to pinpoint the island he’s looking for😂😂

  • @philipbeisel9756
    @philipbeisel9756 Год назад +11

    This was 100x funnier than expected. I’m glad he got the food in the end

  • @jerm2011
    @jerm2011 Год назад +24

    He was spreading out that menu like a effin' treasure map 😂🤣

  • @willgray1244
    @willgray1244 4 года назад +256

    2:10
    “That’s it”
    Wait, this video is 14 minutes... hmmmm

  • @andresgun7
    @andresgun7 4 года назад +290

    Chinese lady: Can you repeat the order for me? -
    *Beetle has left the chat*

    • @Watchingyoutho
      @Watchingyoutho 4 года назад +1

      Pablo Andres Torres 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SJ-4777
    @SJ-4777 6 лет назад +495

    "Can you repeat the order for me?"

    • @truesoulghost2777
      @truesoulghost2777 4 года назад +3

      Ridllebox best album.
      Whoop whoop

    • @tommydarko1984
      @tommydarko1984 4 года назад +17

      This is better comedy than a lot of SNL comedy sketches. Beet is a natural.

    • @TheZigzach
      @TheZigzach 3 года назад +4

      Beet confidentaly replies "Yes, Yes!!!"

    • @thebenchwarmermd
      @thebenchwarmermd 3 года назад

      Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes, Beefy 5-Layer Burrito, Crunchwrap Supreme, baja blast

  • @MiticDane
    @MiticDane 2 года назад +25

    From now on, whenever I am asked to choose between pick-up or delivery, I will scream LIVER IT.

  • @lepkeDon
    @lepkeDon Год назад +42

    This is too much to watch at 6 in the morning. My wife is asleep and outbursts are a no go, but...😂he just gonna eat whatever comes. What a patient woman.

  • @SpiritGunYusuke
    @SpiritGunYusuke 5 лет назад +170

    They have the best customer service of all time.

  • @sfr0sty
    @sfr0sty 4 года назад +199

    "gimme five!"
    "five?!"
    almost shited myself

  • @adlintruckman5798
    @adlintruckman5798 4 года назад +205

    Some guy, somewhere getting a whole lot of Chinese food delivered to his house

  • @petersengupta
    @petersengupta 2 месяца назад +1

    and beet pretending to be ninja is just *mwah* chefs kiss

  • @theironshiek
    @theironshiek 2 месяца назад +2

    My favourite bit is when she asks him for the address which he doesn't know which results in him ordering more stuff from the upside down menu

  • @569Sniper
    @569Sniper 5 лет назад +265

    The longest order of food in history. Lol

    • @hondamanvtec2894
      @hondamanvtec2894 4 года назад +3

      Actually... Beet phoned a Chinese restaurant in China. They had to wait 1 week for that food

  • @Glock181
    @Glock181 6 лет назад +424

    This whole time, I don't think he got rice. lol

    • @ShivaRainchild
      @ShivaRainchild 5 лет назад +4

      literally the first thing he ordered 0:23

    • @Patriot66699
      @Patriot66699 4 года назад

      Lmao classic

    • @willgray1244
      @willgray1244 4 года назад +25

      But he said #2 and got shrimp egg rolls instead

    • @Watchingyoutho
      @Watchingyoutho 4 года назад +9

      Chinese rice*

    • @chillymack6885
      @chillymack6885 4 года назад +1

      Tyler Webb 😩😩😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂 he just got all wontons and spring rolls and soup 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @JULIOHpsp
    @JULIOHpsp 6 лет назад +362

    2 chinese foods please

    • @arampathkushan2861
      @arampathkushan2861 6 лет назад +13

      larry dude anything else sir?

    • @mrduck3474
      @mrduck3474 4 года назад +10

      @@arampathkushan2861 another chinese food

    • @Watchingyoutho
      @Watchingyoutho 4 года назад

      JC Denton lmao!

    • @ElChapoxX
      @ElChapoxX 4 года назад +1

      Arampath Kushan yeah and can i get that chinese drink

  • @Kylecapacio
    @Kylecapacio Год назад +7

    "2 chinese rice"

  • @greenhotel7445
    @greenhotel7445 Месяц назад +2

    I am surprised they didn’t understand. Beetle juice speaks perfect Chinese.

  • @xXFangRideXx
    @xXFangRideXx 4 года назад +610

    "Soup? What kind?"
    "Chinese rice!"
    "Wonton soup?"
    "Yea!"

  • @alchivlogs2368
    @alchivlogs2368 6 лет назад +227

    12:45 " I got a caller ID, too. Lady "

  • @KingCoCo
    @KingCoCo 4 года назад +477

    Beet reading the map like he’s Frodo in the Lord of the Rings

    • @babyowl3524
      @babyowl3524 4 года назад +3

      Menu*

    • @brianindiana9375
      @brianindiana9375 4 года назад +6

      @@babyowl3524 that's the joke

    • @babyowl3524
      @babyowl3524 4 года назад +7

      @@brianindiana9375 Oh. I never seen Lord of the Rings.

    • @alafosca5724
      @alafosca5724 4 года назад +1

      @@babyowl3524 Do it if you have time, well worth it

    • @philorgneopolotin8762
      @philorgneopolotin8762 4 года назад +3

      Baby Owl bruh how have you never seen lord of the rings? It’s probably the most prolific, well made, and well known trilogy of all time (excluding Star Wars because it’s such a lower quality trilogy and honestly it’s a joke compared to LOTR). You seriously have to watch the 3 movies at some point

  • @Kmac223
    @Kmac223 Год назад +9

    Much respect for how patient this lady was

    • @seeleygirl6178
      @seeleygirl6178 Год назад +2

      I feel bad for them.

    • @ManChan-w5p
      @ManChan-w5p Год назад +2

      Doesn't beetlejuice's profile resemble a dead chicken?

    • @danieljames14
      @danieljames14 2 месяца назад

      Much more patient than the people at the Chinese restaurants who Gary the Conqueror got connected to that time that Sal was screwing around with Gary.

  • @deanvu7162
    @deanvu7162 2 месяца назад +2

    Who else comes back to this from time to time, everytime its as funny as the first

  • @Tankfc3s
    @Tankfc3s 4 года назад +323

    “Speak Chinese she don’t understand “ 😂

    • @liamc7343
      @liamc7343 3 года назад +3

      Bro im rolling LMAO

    • @MultiTYSON007
      @MultiTYSON007 2 года назад +5

      Yeah that was abit disrespectful, not from beet but from the dude filming him for encouraging him

    • @scott8908
      @scott8908 2 года назад +22

      @@MultiTYSON007 Are you new here? That’s Sean. That’s what he did. Lol

  • @smoke1forthedeadhomies837
    @smoke1forthedeadhomies837 5 лет назад +437

    Is that a menu or a map? Lmfao.

    • @philipm5794
      @philipm5794 4 года назад +2

      83rdox you dumb? It’s a joke 😂

    • @ivzilla
      @ivzilla 4 года назад +1

      @@philipm5794 😂😂😂

    • @Rhapsolin
      @Rhapsolin 4 года назад +1

      @83rdox a map?

    • @TheZigzach
      @TheZigzach 4 года назад +1

      @83rdox wrong.

    • @123bradylyd
      @123bradylyd 4 года назад +1

      @Smoke1 for the dead homies LOL to funny

  • @sethbriars2042
    @sethbriars2042 3 года назад +565

    I’ve watched this probably 25 times over the last 2 years and still crack up

    • @mikedub628
      @mikedub628 2 года назад +7

      This is the 1st time I've ever seen this gold... don't ask how I've never seen it

    • @severetiredamage6754
      @severetiredamage6754 2 года назад +1

      Wow that’s sad.

    • @Akmedhussa
      @Akmedhussa 2 года назад +1

      Thanks for sharing this!

    • @rulsey23
      @rulsey23 2 года назад +1

      😅 I feel you brother

    • @sethbriars2042
      @sethbriars2042 2 года назад +1

      make it probably 40 now

  • @pauliewalnuts829
    @pauliewalnuts829 Год назад +17

    This video cured my depression. 😂😂

  • @htxhallitronix1569
    @htxhallitronix1569 Год назад +19

    I lost it when she said: can you repeat the order for me 7:09
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SSCHI376
    @SSCHI376 4 года назад +360

    2:12
    “Are you picking it up or delivery?”
    “Uhhhh.....”
    Sean: “delivery.”
    Beet: “Liver it.” 😂😂😂

  • @xbustinjieber
    @xbustinjieber 5 лет назад +187

    "Where you live?"
    105 and 106 LLCTR

    • @404killer
      @404killer 5 лет назад +38

      the only thing he can spell is his name, or roughly his name. its hilarious.

    • @Eclipse240
      @Eclipse240 5 лет назад +25

      @@404killer L S T E R

    • @Eclipse240
      @Eclipse240 5 лет назад +7

      @Pending Poltergeist or you?

    • @404killer
      @404killer 5 лет назад

      @Pending Poltergeist Idk, I dont find much funny tbh

    • @xxsideouz8953
      @xxsideouz8953 5 лет назад +17

      @@404killer It's like that's the only thing he learned how to spell, and so he automatically thinks that's how everything is spelled. It is hilarious.

  • @upnorthvlogs
    @upnorthvlogs Год назад +14

    The fact that the customer service stayed on the phone that long listening to his nonsense😂😂😂

  • @Unknown-6EQUJ5
    @Unknown-6EQUJ5 Год назад +14

    12:17 L L T C R 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @eternalresolute8960
    @eternalresolute8960 6 лет назад +265

    If beet ordered everyone's Chinese food, the world would be a such a better place!

  • @user-tw9wn7xz7w
    @user-tw9wn7xz7w 4 года назад +163

    He just mumbled and whatever the lady said he just agreed with lmaoo

  • @carlaflaute3374
    @carlaflaute3374 2 года назад +96

    Omfg these people on the phone need an award for patience and because they were truly trying to help beet out with his order. Beet is serious as phuck

    • @ehex3
      @ehex3 Год назад +6

      What I was thinking, their level of patience is almost surreal. Even if the dude ends up giving you a valid address, would you take the chance and deliver there?

  • @srgmafia2517
    @srgmafia2517 Год назад +9

    My heart dropped for him when they asked him to read the order back..haha 😂

  • @robertneuschwanger7564
    @robertneuschwanger7564 4 года назад +306

    "You want what kind soup?"
    "Yeah"
    😂😂🤣😂

    • @cory2841
      @cory2841 4 года назад +27

      Wonton soup *

    • @Maplelust
      @Maplelust 4 года назад +5

      good lord how did this misquote get so many thumbs up..

    • @hardminder
      @hardminder 2 года назад +2

      She said "you want wonton soup?"

  • @McFlySwatter
    @McFlySwatter 5 лет назад +527

    Man Sean and Beet were so funny together, you can really tell they had a great bond. Sean had a wonderful sense of humor and its a shame he left us so young.

    • @gabbythetoymaker1400
      @gabbythetoymaker1400 5 лет назад +6

      How did he die??🤷‍♀️

    • @cfernandez120
      @cfernandez120 5 лет назад +22

      @@gabbythetoymaker1400 stroke

    • @Playwithdeutschland
      @Playwithdeutschland 4 года назад +8

      Slept In Today beetle juice is alive Sean isn’t

    • @theflanman1986
      @theflanman1986 4 года назад +5

      Disturbish Sean is dead dummy

    • @hoss9062
      @hoss9062 2 года назад +29

      @Belarion A.D. he died of a stroke and had a history of them . It wasn’t because of crack …

  • @zoner4960
    @zoner4960 4 года назад +25

    Ordered two chinese rice and chinese food 105 and 107, got 2 shrimp egg rolls, wonton soup, 2 steamed vegetables, 2 roast pork, and 5 orders of Mongolian beef.

  • @Holy-Pickle1
    @Holy-Pickle1 Год назад +7

    "Can you repeat the order for me" 😂😂😂 of course he can't

  • @fritz9830
    @fritz9830 Год назад +12

    Beet is so sweet. Orders two of everything so Sean can have some too. Lookin out for his bro

  • @Nico_Polidis
    @Nico_Polidis 4 года назад +46

    Normal people search what they want to eat before they call. Beetle search for the food while he call 😂😂

  • @killaskrilla5320
    @killaskrilla5320 10 лет назад +206

    This is the funneist shit in the world lol

    • @andreescobar1871
      @andreescobar1871 6 лет назад +3

      Killa Skrilla I cant tell if beetle is searious or actually acting

    • @corncobjohnsonreal
      @corncobjohnsonreal 6 лет назад +3

      @@andreescobar1871 he's serious. People are super mean to him, but he doesn't care so it's okay

    • @TJC_Incorp
      @TJC_Incorp 5 лет назад

      “The address is here” lmao

  • @JohnSmith-fe7nf
    @JohnSmith-fe7nf 2 года назад +127

    I love how Sean lets him order. He knows beetlejuice can do it, if he really tries. I love beets Chinese.

    • @joshhall2018
      @joshhall2018 2 года назад +17

      I’m pretty sure Sean was just making fun of him like everyone else, which is fine, but don’t act like Sean and everyone actually cared about this dude

    • @Nocturnalk1ller
      @Nocturnalk1ller 2 года назад +3

      @@joshhall2018 please off yourself you dont know jack shit

    • @anthonydelgrosso4818
      @anthonydelgrosso4818 Год назад +3

      He definitely can't order he can't read

    • @robertlee4809
      @robertlee4809 Год назад

      @@joshhall2018 Shut the fk up and let us enjoy a pretty special dude that NOBODY FKING TOOK ADVANTAGE OF....nobody's making fun of him..he's naturally hilarious

    • @joshhall2018
      @joshhall2018 Год назад

      @@robertlee4809 I hope you have a retarded son and everyone laughs at him on the internet

  • @hectorrivera3553
    @hectorrivera3553 Год назад +2

    This dude called the Chinese Restaurant asking for Chinese rice😂

  • @TheBasketproductions
    @TheBasketproductions 2 года назад +6

    Sean " Speak 🗣 Chinese "
    Beet " DooowaaazooozezAl"

  • @daniel0381
    @daniel0381 4 года назад +111

    He’s like a child ordering and when he talks to the camera it’s like he’s asking his mom for help

    • @Abstru5e.
      @Abstru5e. 3 года назад +8

      funnily enough the lady on the line said he sounds like a kid, in chinese

  • @bollywoodway3312
    @bollywoodway3312 5 лет назад +210

    RIP Sean. Fans remember you

    • @jekkieekuuunn5149
      @jekkieekuuunn5149 5 лет назад +17

      He did not die, he is alive. That's fake news

    • @theoneandonlyhere
      @theoneandonlyhere 5 лет назад +3

      Sean Paul died?

    • @macmcallister7089
      @macmcallister7089 5 лет назад +7

      jekkiee kuuunn nah he definitely did Sean was beets manager

    • @younggoube
      @younggoube 5 лет назад

      EthIN lol who

    • @Eclipse240
      @Eclipse240 5 лет назад

      @@jekkieekuuunn5149 he died in prison years ago, unfortunately

  • @Chrissmith0990
    @Chrissmith0990 4 года назад +448

    I love his confidence that he speaks Chinese 🤣🤣

    • @shatner99
      @shatner99 3 года назад +9

      Even though his tone is off, more like Taipei Mandarin, he's pretty good, could be 6 months.

    • @reesecotti2974
      @reesecotti2974 2 года назад +5

      Rolls right off the tongue like he’s fluent 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣beet you KNOW you don’t speak it

  • @ChrisDesh
    @ChrisDesh 4 месяца назад +2

    "I got a caller ID too lady"

  • @therik8997
    @therik8997 2 года назад +12

    107 Honey, this is just pure gold. Love Beets, hope he doing well.

  • @a-rod23rd40
    @a-rod23rd40 4 года назад +361

    “Forget about it... I have a caller I.D.”
    “I have a caller I.D. too lady!”
    Best comeback ever

  • @xristoss8275
    @xristoss8275 4 года назад +371

    Best 14 minutes I've ever wasted! 😂

    • @sp-mm2wr
      @sp-mm2wr 4 года назад +4

      @Joe H yeah that's true but drop the "my son" shit

    • @Luna-ou7hs
      @Luna-ou7hs 4 года назад

      👌

    • @twkdfz
      @twkdfz 4 года назад

      BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH It wasn’t a waste

    • @Maplelust
      @Maplelust 4 года назад

      wasting time is easy now.

    • @miruharabae
      @miruharabae 2 года назад +7

      14 minutes invested

  • @Legal_manufacturer
    @Legal_manufacturer 2 года назад +83

    He really stood there ordering food for more than 10 mins and I watched every bit

    • @Rio-fo9kp
      @Rio-fo9kp 2 года назад +2

      🤣so did i🤣

    • @jimboscooter432
      @jimboscooter432 Год назад +4

      Half of it was him just trying to give them his address

  • @RaneBane
    @RaneBane Год назад +3

    Sean:
    Say it in chinese, she dont understand 😂

  • @dustinharrison3491
    @dustinharrison3491 Год назад +4

    Lady: "Anything else?"
    Beet: "That's it." (Spoken as if he had only ordered fried rice and a Sprite)

  • @tommydarko1984
    @tommydarko1984 4 года назад +190

    Man, you couldn't write this type of comedy, it's pure gold! 😅😅😅

  • @siahwashn9794
    @siahwashn9794 4 года назад +45

    "Do you want pick up or delivery"
    "I want a liver"

    • @petersengupta
      @petersengupta 2 месяца назад

      "I thought you gave your liver to your dad."

  • @harolddejesus9160
    @harolddejesus9160 5 лет назад +105

    What’s the address?? “Jersey City” 🤣

  • @Smokey_-1
    @Smokey_-1 Год назад +17

    10:59 I couldn’t stop laughing beetle is the funniest person to walk this planet 😂

    • @jimboscooter432
      @jimboscooter432 Год назад +1

      The Chinese lady asking him to repeat the order. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Chinese lady got a shot in.

  • @mikey5848
    @mikey5848 Год назад +7

    Beet has no idea he pulled off the best prank call😂

  • @jamel4211
    @jamel4211 5 лет назад +98

    8:25
    Chinese lady: hmm?
    Beet: huuh
    HAHAHAHAHA

  • @khaledsa8132
    @khaledsa8132 6 лет назад +74

    2 redbulls! Vegetables? Yes vegetables 😂