"Im Looking For A Sugar Mama" - The Button

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

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  • @AbaNPreach
    @AbaNPreach  Год назад +300

    Merrrryyy Xmas
    Go to galaxylamps.co/abapreach & use discount code ABAPREACH to get 20% off your purchases!

    • @makerarchive6502
      @makerarchive6502 Год назад +13

      "shes a lesbian, they beat around the bush" that completely went over aba's head XD

    • @ttech8054
      @ttech8054 Год назад +1

      Aba I was Santa this Christmas cuz u explained to my young self a few years ago family more important. Best worst thing ever 😂

    • @e1m1heretic49
      @e1m1heretic49 Год назад

      UFO, U F M, M F U, U F Eachother.

    • @fran3ro
      @fran3ro Год назад +1

      Happy hollydays, new (next) year and rest of your lives

    • @toji6952
      @toji6952 Год назад +1

      Merry Xmas??? Y’all niggas a day too late😂😂

  • @khaya-juniorsakawuli2581
    @khaya-juniorsakawuli2581 Год назад +2229

    "They lesbians they beat around the bush"- the low key funniest line 😂😂😂

    • @Thaddeus61
      @Thaddeus61 Год назад +175

      Lol I know, I'm sad Aba missed it

    • @marsjokes
      @marsjokes Год назад +16

      @@Thaddeus61 same...

    • @yofolkdem1256
      @yofolkdem1256 Год назад +16

      🤣🤣🤣 I can't.. I can't... breath

    • @Joshua_Pate
      @Joshua_Pate Год назад +45

      Preach be wildn 🤣

    • @vswayz490
      @vswayz490 Год назад +11

      Those are rap lyrics.

  • @ajtaylor8750
    @ajtaylor8750 Год назад +2347

    HAVING a dog is a red flag? Someone who doesn't take care of their dog is definitely a red flag, but NOT just having one. We just get weirder as a society with each passing day.

    • @pharaohstar822
      @pharaohstar822 Год назад +245

      Oh you didn’t know. Breathing is a red flag now….

    • @Ash_Wen-li
      @Ash_Wen-li Год назад +305

      I think people are just overusing "red flag" just like "gaslighting" and other buzzwords

    • @aaronmontgomery2055
      @aaronmontgomery2055 Год назад +124

      Yeah that can be a preference but definitely not a red flag

    • @brucecrimm4062
      @brucecrimm4062 Год назад

      Ted flags are subjective

    • @champ7139
      @champ7139 Год назад +117

      @@Ash_Wen-li Like a lot of words they've lost their real meanings. You like apple juice, but I like orange juice? Red flag. Pancakes over waffles? Red flag. It's definitely been getting ridiculous and spinning out of control.

  • @markofisaiah1449
    @markofisaiah1449 Год назад +316

    The cat witch and the palm reader should’ve sat together. That was a missed opportunity

  • @SalemArc
    @SalemArc Год назад +416

    I can't NOT notice every time Aba puts his hand on Preach after the last time they discussed it.

    • @chado.machado
      @chado.machado Год назад +30

      😂 😂 😂 Saaame!

    • @meggray2602
      @meggray2602 Год назад +38

      Yesss 😆🤣😂🤣 that's a charge

    • @ladyofrage22
      @ladyofrage22 Год назад +74

      After how he got at Preach after he tapped his arm, you'd think he'd never raise his hand to another person.

    • @raketensven3127
      @raketensven3127 Год назад +11

      He's the SVU daddy after all.

    • @suburbannegro411
      @suburbannegro411 Год назад +10

      What happened with that?

  • @Bendilin
    @Bendilin Год назад +462

    "But they're lesbians, they beat around the bush."
    *Aba keeps going as if he didn't hear Preach's brilliant line*

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 Год назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions Год назад +3

      Yep

    • @amanSpawn00
      @amanSpawn00 Год назад +1

      Gave Aba a whole 3 seconds to finally get it, he kept talkinf about bushes and didn’t even process what Preach said😂😂😂

  • @Shola-tg6lv
    @Shola-tg6lv Год назад +355

    Aba really missed that "they lesbians they beat around the bush"🤣🤣

  • @DADA_._
    @DADA_._ Год назад +947

    I'm a cats person but I still love dogs... having cats doesn't mean you don't like dogs

    • @Stratsfinest
      @Stratsfinest Год назад +7

      💯

    • @randomcomment6068
      @randomcomment6068 Год назад +16

      I'm a cat person and I like outside dogs. Be outside unless you're a Chihuahua in Siberia 😅

    • @sen8536
      @sen8536 Год назад +25

      I agree. I’ve had Cats more in my life and I’ve had 2 dogs. My first dog is still the love of my life, but cats help with my anxiety more. I have extreme anxiety with dogs because they’re so reliant on you and I’m constantly worrying for my dogs safety and his well being. Cats don’t care if you’re there most of the time and they just sleep lol

    • @calistafalcontail
      @calistafalcontail Год назад +14

      Do you know how fricking irrelevant it is for getting to know someone, if you like cats or dogs or whatever....these people are children and dont know how serious relationships work. A persons pet is the least of my worries.

    • @MusMasi
      @MusMasi Год назад +5

      @@calistafalcontail yeah most things that are important for me I cannot tell from just the fact that they have a pet, how they interact with their pet and if they are a responsible owner. Bad pet owner is a turn off for me.

  • @tuck0804
    @tuck0804 Год назад +746

    Her: I need someone who's more financially independent and I can't be your sugar mama.
    Also her: I have a sugar daddy, he knows who he is 😘

    • @terraventusaqua123
      @terraventusaqua123 Год назад +120

      And she has a ring on her left ring finger too…

    • @tuck0804
      @tuck0804 Год назад +54

      @@terraventusaqua123 🤯bruh

    • @Playboy61788
      @Playboy61788 Год назад +110

      So basically she's not financially independent either...

    • @omnium_gatherum
      @omnium_gatherum Год назад +55

      Right?? I was like, girl...😂

    • @moonknight4053
      @moonknight4053 Год назад +44

      Forever for the streets

  • @pizzahunter69
    @pizzahunter69 Год назад +389

    The button game is a horrible dating game. Entertaining, but a horrible game to find someone.

    • @calistafalcontail
      @calistafalcontail Год назад +45

      No sane person would use this to find someone...its for loons

    • @admaanhason7410
      @admaanhason7410 Год назад +14

      @@calistafalcontail or you know, people who want to participate for the sake of fame/recognition or who simply thinks it's a fun thing to be part of. But I guess only lunatics can do good.. or something like that?

    • @nixs3122
      @nixs3122 Год назад +7

      I wanna do it to troll 😂 it seems perfect

    • @roboturtle1429
      @roboturtle1429 Год назад +6

      I wanna do some devious tomfoolery if I ever get on this show

    • @ntmn8444
      @ntmn8444 Год назад +5

      Yup. But this is what online dating basically is these days.

  • @ComposedSage75
    @ComposedSage75 Год назад +426

    3:06 she pushed that button faster than the Flash.

    • @The-Cat
      @The-Cat Год назад +11

      You're an expert on speed I see....
      nice catch, 1 minute man

    • @onemorescout
      @onemorescout Год назад +30

      She quit that date faster than Wings ragequits games

    • @amarjo351
      @amarjo351 Год назад +16

      She pushed it faster than you could "Eat out" three times fast. 😂🤣😂

    • @summerrose8110
      @summerrose8110 Год назад +1

      @unboundsoul33 I love shade thrown at Barry Allen.😈

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 Год назад +3

      Grant Gustin's Flash, maybe. Not Ezra "Jesus" Miller's Flash. 🤣🤣

  • @Tacticalsniper32
    @Tacticalsniper32 Год назад +314

    If the Fortuna teller buzzed her while shawty was distracted getting her hand read, that woulda been the most galaxy brain IQ play in human history captured on camera

  • @tonito_el_tigre
    @tonito_el_tigre Год назад +94

    She had a problem with girl saying she can be her sugar mama as a joke and said she like financially stable people but in the same breath said she herself currently had a sugar daddy… the hypocrisy is killer man

    • @motorbreath22
      @motorbreath22 Год назад +19

      Well her sugar daddy i assume is fiancially stable so she has a type..

    • @TheAwe50me
      @TheAwe50me Год назад +9

      She wouldn’t be a women without all that hypocrisy crippling her

    • @Kate-is5mz
      @Kate-is5mz Год назад +6

      I like muscular men, so I am hypocritical because I myself am not muscular. Make it make sense, I'm waiting...

    • @tonito_el_tigre
      @tonito_el_tigre Год назад +6

      @@Kate-is5mz she didn’t say im looking for a financially stable person. She said she likes financially stable people, so she doesn’t like herself. I would say an equivalent analogy would to say I like healthy people, meanwhile I eat bad and im out of shape.
      Regardless, she out here with a whole sugar daddy while trying to date but buzzing people out cause they don’t mind a walk out to the mailbox. Should of buzzed herself out with all that entitlement.

    • @Kate-is5mz
      @Kate-is5mz Год назад +5

      @@tonito_el_tigre I disagree. Not defending her or anything, I just don't think that's what made her look bad. It's not hypocritical. I mean, she likes what she likes, how does that make her hypocritical. What *does* make her hypocritical is the fact that she said she's independent herself while having a sugar daddy. So why are you fixated on what she said she likes, as if people need to "earn" to like certain things..

  • @kylepbillingsley1950
    @kylepbillingsley1950 Год назад +138

    Preach was left hanging at 11:30 for that, “ Beat around the bush” line😂
    I still laughed and his reaction to Aba ignoring him was hilarious!

  • @datheamore6395
    @datheamore6395 Год назад +39

    That little kid in the ad is so adorable. She is a cutie! Glad she got more comfortable with the colorful lights.🥰

  • @IamjustBruh
    @IamjustBruh Год назад +658

    Aba and Preach are just the gifts that keeps on giving

  • @sassysucculent6291
    @sassysucculent6291 Год назад +58

    Aba with his little niece literally melts my heart. Aba, you’re made to be a father/ positive roll model . So sweet !

  • @PuneetMhajan
    @PuneetMhajan Год назад +114

    If you're afraid to say it directly. Just say "I'm not feeling the vibe." Not everyone is brave, and ready to be cancelled.

    • @sikwitit773
      @sikwitit773 Год назад +15

      Kinda why people 👻

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 Год назад +11

      "I'm not feeling the jiggle."

    • @PuneetMhajan
      @PuneetMhajan Год назад +2

      @@ptolemeeselenion1542

    • @CaptainCJ97
      @CaptainCJ97 Год назад +3

      @@PuneetMhajan that emote lmao

    • @chitlitlah
      @chitlitlah Год назад

      I thought she was being pretty honest and direct by saying she wasn't into her physically. That pretty well narrows it down to fat or ugly. What more would you expect her to say, that she's a fat tub of lard?

  • @5050TM
    @5050TM Год назад +26

    I always watch that Galaxy lamp ad for the insane amount of cuteness. Really brightens my mood.

  • @Scantronacon
    @Scantronacon Год назад +62

    I LOVE when y'all cover the button episodes!!! Thank you for this🙏🏿✌🏿

    • @Cherryponut
      @Cherryponut Год назад

      They make the best videos when they cover The Button. I hope it never ends.

  • @miyawilliams6995
    @miyawilliams6995 Год назад +149

    His creep guy impression gets me everytime

  • @Jellysfrickingstuff
    @Jellysfrickingstuff Год назад +29

    I feel like saying “physically you’re not what I’m looking for” is plenty clear. It’s just a polite way of putting it. Plenty of the other girls woulda said “just not the right vibe” or something like that. She doesn’t have to be blunt to be clear

    • @rumjhumgupta7137
      @rumjhumgupta7137 Год назад +4

      exactly, should she have said you are fat? I think this was the best way to put it

  • @amidaryu009
    @amidaryu009 Год назад +195

    BRUV, no lie, I got set up with and went on a few dates with a girl that genuinely had a phobia of birds, and I dead thought it was a joke until our 7th or 8th date, where we were getting ice-cream, a bird swooped down and landed by the stand we were at, and she went into full panic-mode. I'm talking incoherent screaming, crying, snot-nosed, the whole thing. She threw her ice-cream in the direction of the bird, dug her nails into my arms, and used me as a human shield like the bird was about to light her up. I managed to get her to my car, calm her down after about 15 minutes of consoling, and then gave her my half-melted ice-cream. She was really cute and otherwise very sweet, but I kept imagining what would happen if I took her to meet my parents, and one of the birds that live in the tree in front of their house at the time popped by the bird-feeder at the wrong time, and had to just bow out of that one. I stopped letting our mutual set me up on dates after that

    • @jacobbambam5460
      @jacobbambam5460 Год назад +68

      Poor thing, I wonder how many relationships she as lost b/c of that. Damn, where can she live with out birds ruining her love life?

    • @calistajen
      @calistajen Год назад +18

      Thats sad. Nice of you to calm her down though. I dont have a fear of birds but for some reason I fear the ideo of pigeons hitting my face or head while flying away. They take SOOOO long to move and when someone comes from the oppsite direction i always panic that the Pigeon would end up flying away in my direction too close to my face. Its even worse when there is a whole group of pigeons.

    • @amidaryu009
      @amidaryu009 Год назад +44

      @@jacobbambam5460 I felt bad for her too, and that was bookended by the fact that I really liked her. If she had a phobia of scorpions that would've been easy, just stay away from deserts, but we can't avoid the sky

    • @sabeanrpuff9230
      @sabeanrpuff9230 Год назад +1

      @@calistajen …..the one that owes nothing fear nothing. She had a fear of birds cause karma. I love birds, I love seagulls. Here in Seattle they are basically crows on light mode and they are cute, crows, seagulls and pigeons are all cute af.

    • @sabeanrpuff9230
      @sabeanrpuff9230 Год назад

      @@amidaryu009 and tropical weather, the outdoors. No camping on “warm” weather. No town living, no outhouses(tbh that’s a w). But definitely easier then dealing with birds

  • @Officialalmate
    @Officialalmate Год назад +82

    Aba and that girl playing with that light was so adorable.

  • @JosiahJ
    @JosiahJ Год назад +61

    Preach's joke at 11:22 was so underrated

  • @RandomLILZAY1
    @RandomLILZAY1 Год назад +68

    Preach: "They're lesbians, they beat around the bush" LMFAO

  • @McProski
    @McProski Год назад +19

    "rolled in here on a broomstick" had me so weak

  • @PrincessJasmineWorld
    @PrincessJasmineWorld Год назад +68

    Aba: "She looks like she prefers skinning them"..
    I fell out my desk chair, hollering 💀

  • @AfroMajin
    @AfroMajin Год назад +32

    2:56 Preach was feeling that soul food a little too much lol

  • @AZrakoon
    @AZrakoon Год назад +33

    It's sad that people want to reject others, before they are rejected by others.

  • @bigtexas7263
    @bigtexas7263 Год назад +125

    These episodes are the absolute pinnacle of human interaction

  • @woahwoahwoahididntsaythat6839
    @woahwoahwoahididntsaythat6839 Год назад +74

    You guys stay keeping me entertained 😂😂😂

  • @knux5796
    @knux5796 Год назад +152

    but when she asked if she was ok abt her being bi her response to that specifically was love is love, her not liking her bc shes big was a diff thing altogether. she wasnt being fake

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 Год назад +4

      Bruh.

    • @brians1793
      @brians1793 Год назад +15

      To be fair, the reason I have a hard time loving people that big isn't shallowness, it's being in love with someone that's slowly killing themselves as a guy that's 37 and more fit than 95% of men 10-15 years younger than me. I'd rather not let myself fall for a person that size to begin with, it'd be so frustrating and exhausting to have to deal with in the long-run, trying to get her to understand how important it is to me that she learns to take better care of herself for her sake and mine, and potentially kids.
      So many people project their own insecurities on me when they see how strict I can be about what and how I eat assuming it's to do with not being happy with my body, not understanding it's about physical and mental health and well-being, it's so irritating sometimes. If I can get someone that looks good and takes care of themselves AND has other things I'm looking for, why not? A lot of bigger women act like they make up for it with 'personality', where a lot of the time it just means they're obnoxious and often cringe like Amy Schumer.
      Even if I was with a woman that looks great, but ate like crap, it'd still bother me because she's basically putting poison in her body. As long as she was willing to at least replace her favorite foods with healthier options, like Cheetos with an option that's organic with healthier oils that's all I'd ask and I'd help at least pay the difference. I'd even get it all myself. It's so frustrating how many people always think it's just to do with vanity, the more I love someone the more I'd want them to be the best they can be, not perfect but at least try and make an effort to do better.

    • @danny87573
      @danny87573 Год назад +9

      @@brians1793 If you date someone that’s overweight your putting yourself at risk with there bad habits. It’s not that bad if that’s your preference anyways.

    • @vito413
      @vito413 Год назад +2

      @@brians1793 trust me you aren't 5% of all men calm down hot shot

    • @sayitasis8326
      @sayitasis8326 Год назад

      @@brians1793 I’m shallow. I’m not attracted to big people

  • @coquelicot23
    @coquelicot23 Год назад +20

    "so much for a fortune teller" 🤣🤣🤣 Aba killed me on this one

  • @jackratscratpack9323
    @jackratscratpack9323 Год назад +85

    Yay new aba and preach laughs

  • @judithpritchett2107
    @judithpritchett2107 Год назад +5

    2:28:
    I immediately thought a quicksilver where he keeps saying "you didn't see that coming"

  • @justadummy8076
    @justadummy8076 Год назад +87

    She doesn’t like picking up dog poop, but she’s ok with picking up cat poop? Or even having cats poop in her house?

    • @rigamortis1797
      @rigamortis1797 Год назад +12

      As an owner of both I thought the same thing. Cat poop is soooo much worse. But she could have one of those expensive poop scooper litter boxes or she trained her cat to use the toilet or out side. I doubt the second.

    • @MrsMuffin11
      @MrsMuffin11 Год назад +18

      cat poop is super small and clumps up with the kitty litter. if you clean the box every day you literally will never smell cat shit. taking a dog on a walk and having to pick up their fresh shit from the sidewalk or grass is WAY fucking worse. coming from someone who has had both cats and dogs lol
      and dogs often have accidents inside the house. don't act like your dog has never pissed or shit in your house on the kitchen floor 😂 everyone I know that owns a dog has had this experience.

    • @B1519-k4u
      @B1519-k4u Год назад +5

      @@MrsMuffin11 I never had this experience and never heard of an adult dog who had accidents like that. only if their owners dont go out with them

    • @BIGMUSICUNIVERSAL
      @BIGMUSICUNIVERSAL Год назад +12

      You do know that cats are WAAAY easier to train about pooping and all, right? Like all the ones I've had since I was a kid all pooped outside and buried that shit.

    • @sbssgurlsbssgurl9744
      @sbssgurlsbssgurl9744 Год назад +6

      @@MrsMuffin11 cats all the way 💯

  • @ninakousha1741
    @ninakousha1741 Год назад +4

    I gotta say I do love how Rosie is super great at conversing. At least according to the edit, the button barely spoke this episode. Rosie kept it coming with the introductory questions

  • @synchronizity
    @synchronizity Год назад +14

    I wish aba and preach were the ones talking through the button. They would put everyone on blast I swear

  • @RowdyChocolateOfficial
    @RowdyChocolateOfficial Год назад +31

    I’d love to see Aba and Preach to be on this show and then react to it afterwards. That’s gonna be fire!

  • @Nightmare-we8vm
    @Nightmare-we8vm Год назад +39

    It's kinda refreshing to see one of these where people aren't rushing to the button.

    • @MackenzieNerdyEMT
      @MackenzieNerdyEMT Год назад +10

      This was the most laid back not cut throat button episode which I like far more honestly.

    • @calistajen
      @calistajen Год назад +4

      @@MackenzieNerdyEMT But i think its because women are less scared of getting rejected by women

    • @terraventusaqua123
      @terraventusaqua123 Год назад +3

      @@MackenzieNerdyEMT Except for when Big Bones slammed that shit around the 3:30 mark…

    • @MackenzieNerdyEMT
      @MackenzieNerdyEMT Год назад +2

      @@terraventusaqua123 it's still better than when everyone starts slamming it just to "win" essentially haha.

  • @amberclark2791
    @amberclark2791 Год назад +29

    Preach making a 🌳bush joke that goes absolutely over Aba’s head 11:20 🤣

  • @RobSwizz1e
    @RobSwizz1e Год назад +6

    Rosy was my favorite part of this entire button show. Hilarious person just from these scenes alone, my gawd.

  • @isaiahkipp5509
    @isaiahkipp5509 Год назад +13

    11:25 “they’re lesbians they have to beat around the bush” I don’t know how Aba missed that one 😂😂😂😂

  • @AxisZtv
    @AxisZtv Год назад +8

    11:15 Yo Preach salty af Aba didn't acknowledge this funny ass joke

  • @hengineer
    @hengineer Год назад +7

    That is the cutest galaxy lamp ad ever.

  • @BRexxors
    @BRexxors Год назад +33

    Is it possible that Rosie wanted the other to say out loud that she was being rejected for her weight as some sort of confirmation of bias or prejudice? It’s like you said, she knew it before…I’d imagine she carries that insecurity around, and probably defaults to it. So maybe in her mind she was calling it out?
    That was my impression. Felt like she didn’t need to ask.

    • @pierrehenry3483
      @pierrehenry3483 Год назад +2

      Idk why she would need to have it called out other than to have the person shamed. It’s no surprise to anyone why she was rejected by her and even the ones before her. She just needs to work on her insecurities.

    • @BRexxors
      @BRexxors Год назад +4

      @@pierrehenry3483 that’s what I was getting at - as though it were a shameful thing to reject someone based on physical appearance/physical health. I disagree, and am fat as hell. Don’t blame anyone for having physical preferences - it’s an important part of attraction.
      Just set off a *fat shaming alert* in the back of my head. Wasn’t sure if I was the only one.

  • @tonybablony2041
    @tonybablony2041 Год назад +10

    Aba missing Preach’s beating around the bush joke had me pressed lowkey😂

  • @michaelmira-lopez1660
    @michaelmira-lopez1660 Год назад +2

    6:42 "whether you just wanna get.... pensive" 😂😂😂 we all knew you were gonna say get baked

  • @leanysealvarado7499
    @leanysealvarado7499 Год назад +3

    I’m so glad someone finally hit the buzzer on home girl 😂

  • @MrNobodyLand
    @MrNobodyLand Год назад +7

    glad to know that abba is out the bushes. We need more animated story times btw my G's

  • @TheMultiKrist
    @TheMultiKrist Год назад +4

    And this is how dating Is in these days.
    They all are so quick to push the button. Even though they all are obviously full of flaws. And can't accept no one else.

  • @faysalmohamed3378
    @faysalmohamed3378 Год назад +8

    *Preach's* "Their lesbian, they beat around the bush." joke is the underrated gem of this video. 😂😂😭
    And from reading these comments, I'm so glad y'all didn't miss it like Aba did.

  • @SlashRfnR
    @SlashRfnR Год назад +43

    damn, where do they find those test subjects? These people are so awkward and false, I get second hand embarrassment every time it's "the button" again. What's entertaining is Aba and Preach's predictions on what's gonna happen.

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 Год назад +4

      Cut and Jubilee are so weird.

    • @brochiing4295
      @brochiing4295 Год назад +2

      Jubilee's set they film on is in LA if i remember correctly. Maybe the same for cut

    • @carrela1000
      @carrela1000 Год назад +1

      @@brochiing4295 Nah. Cut is Seattle

  • @RhyperiorRanger
    @RhyperiorRanger Год назад +2

    Rosie slapped the SHIT outta the button the first two times 😂

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 Год назад +4

    I swear the interview process for this is just finding out if they are weird in any sort of way and that's an instant yes for them.

    • @Yash_Nilam.
      @Yash_Nilam. Год назад

      Cᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ sʜᴏʀᴛʟɪsᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀ's ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʏᴇᴀʀ ᴘʀɪᴢᴇs ᴛᴇxᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛᴇʟᴇɢʀᴀᴍ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜsᴇʀɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ 👆👆...

  • @logTopic
    @logTopic Год назад +11

    11:23 Aba missed the joke but that was a good one Preach lol

  • @Tee9156
    @Tee9156 Год назад +81

    Lesbians give me 'we gon end up killing eachother' vibes 😁

    • @champ7139
      @champ7139 Год назад

      I mean don't lesbians have the highest domestic abuse rate? I wouldn't be surprised if that happened

    • @treybyrd3332
      @treybyrd3332 Год назад +33

      Them domestic violence rates

    • @a.mp.m7340
      @a.mp.m7340 Год назад +2

      @@treybyrd3332 ??

    • @odabuu
      @odabuu Год назад

      @A.m P.m the domestic violence rates amongst lesbians are the highest

    • @dr.cheeks3589
      @dr.cheeks3589 Год назад +5

      @@treybyrd3332 Yep!

  • @1337awesomeness
    @1337awesomeness Год назад

    I feel like ive seen the galaxy lamp commercial like 50x but its so damn heartwarming that i end up watching the whole thing. Gotta get one of those for my nephews

  • @saifkhouri6609
    @saifkhouri6609 Год назад +41

    that was a good ad, ngl

  • @cedricdellafaille1361
    @cedricdellafaille1361 Год назад +1

    Oh look! The Bs of palm reading and "whats your sign".
    Now they can understand and talk about it with eachother

  • @aratliff727
    @aratliff727 Год назад +3

    First of all, y'all are fucking awesome. Seriously. I've been following and watching your videos for a year now. Got my man into watching y'all too and it's fun to text each other, "omg have you seen the new Aba and Preach yet?". We also discuss your commercials. I just watched my first PearlyThings video and she read some info for a sponsor. I can't tell you what it was about because I zoned out at the monotone voice. Y'all really put forth a great effort for your sponsors and I always want to check it out and never skip thru. Thanks for bringing the content and perspective you do. Cheers from Texas!

    • @vibesvibes1556
      @vibesvibes1556 Год назад +1

      I thought I'm the only one who don't cringe at their commercial 😃

    • @aratliff727
      @aratliff727 Год назад +1

      @@vibesvibes1556 Nope! They make it fun to watch!

  • @RealityxFairytale
    @RealityxFairytale Год назад +2

    How is she closer to 40, when she is 36 than the other girl to 22, when she is 25? It doesn't make sense.

  • @vallendior
    @vallendior Год назад +3

    As someone who dates younger ppl, cuz that’s what happened once I turned 30 (most ppl that were and are attracted to me were and are younger than I am unfortunately), I must say that there’s a range. I can go 10 years down MAXIMUM. But a bigger age gap than that is only good for sex. It’s not good for anything else like dating and there’s no long term potential so I can understand where she was coming from. But, I’m not into big girls so I understand that too. Lol!

  • @simplefit7647
    @simplefit7647 Год назад +2

    Mariel still have to clean her cats poop out the liter box..so what's the difference between a dog except its outside🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @aude2sapere
      @aude2sapere 5 месяцев назад

      You must never have actually seen either

  • @FranciscoHernandez-xp9yi
    @FranciscoHernandez-xp9yi Год назад +7

    I never thought I’d hear Aba slip in a Weird Al reference 😂

  • @sonnyhutchins3141
    @sonnyhutchins3141 Год назад +6

    the entirement on this big girl is unbelievable she buzzed someone out for making a joke about being a sugar mama but yeah then goes on if she has a sugar daddy

  • @grapeseed427
    @grapeseed427 Год назад +3

    Thought I was the only one who was 40 for 5yrs before, and still not 40 🤣

  • @suprcollider
    @suprcollider Год назад +5

    Everytime Aba does the poopoo impression it kills me 😂

  • @omnium_gatherum
    @omnium_gatherum Год назад +6

    Nooo the way Aba just skimmed over Preach's joke at 11:22 😂

  • @daveblackman816
    @daveblackman816 Год назад +10

    Red flag for not liking a dog? Nah! Look at Mariel with that witchhair that’ll get everywhere.

    • @yourarchnemesis8453
      @yourarchnemesis8453 Год назад

      Careful, she'll cast a hex on you.

    • @dr.cheeks3589
      @dr.cheeks3589 Год назад

      She left Hogwarts early to be in the show and gets rejected

    • @calistafalcontail
      @calistafalcontail Год назад +1

      A red flag is people giving an f about what pet a person has more than the person itself.

    • @DominantBtch
      @DominantBtch Год назад

      @@calistafalcontail I'm scared of dogs so yeah I would care about that more than the person themselves.

  • @markimarc009
    @markimarc009 Год назад +8

    On Aba’s point about “letting down east” is exactly why I liked Catfish the tv show. It’s laughing at people being hypocritical.
    It’s not the model they think they were talking to, haven’t met yet: “it’s still love, I want to see them”
    It’s someone as ugly as them or worse: “OMG HOW COULD YOU LIE TO ME?!?”

  • @StephenDeagle
    @StephenDeagle Год назад +2

    My kid loves his galaxy projector.

  • @Wgz945
    @Wgz945 Год назад +11

    A sugar daddy? Stop it 🧢🧢🧢

  • @beasy2055
    @beasy2055 Год назад +4

    She scared the bird is going to come take her food. That is why she doesn’t want to eat outside lol

  • @florbest89
    @florbest89 Год назад +5

    I love how Abba missed the pun Preach did hahahahaha

    • @soriba391
      @soriba391 Год назад

      the Cruela Deville one?

  • @trickytrini2339
    @trickytrini2339 Год назад +10

    Her: “I like financially independent people, I ain’t nobody’s sugar mama, if anything, I got a sugar daddy …”
    Me: “But… How … isn’t that a … NVM “😏

  • @yochaz2u
    @yochaz2u Год назад +4

    11:23 Preach had the most unappreciated joke and just wanted to acknowledge that made me have the darkest laugh today.

  • @mileslugo6430
    @mileslugo6430 Год назад +7

    I don't see a problem with a 40yo dating a 25 yo. But they got to be real clear about what they want in their relationship

    • @calistafalcontail
      @calistafalcontail Год назад +1

      She wasnt even 40...she said 35/36 or something...that makes a 10/11 year difference...people rounding that up make no sense.

    • @mileslugo6430
      @mileslugo6430 Год назад

      @@calistafalcontail it was cause Preach said she was closer to 40 then baby girl was to 22. Which doesn't sound accurate, right? It's more of a metaphorical thing i think

  • @Africanhorror
    @Africanhorror Год назад +12

    Fear of birds thing is real
    🤣 I thought my friend was just messing with me at first though coz who the f is scared of a chicken
    It's literally used to make fun of cowards

    • @chimpwimp9407
      @chimpwimp9407 Год назад

      Tirese Gibson is apparently scared of owls.

  • @TheKingOfRuckus
    @TheKingOfRuckus Год назад +3

    "But they're lesbians, they beat around the bush."
    Type of low hanging joke fruit I appreciate, Preach, lol

  • @Vic-Valentine
    @Vic-Valentine Год назад +2

    preferences and standards go out the window if the person is attractive enough

  • @DeadricSummoner
    @DeadricSummoner Год назад +9

    Gotta commend the lady who’s scared of birds to tell her that the whole sugar talk is a huge turn off

  • @kinghazythethird
    @kinghazythethird Год назад +4

    You have a beautiful home aba, congratulations

  • @sophiacylle
    @sophiacylle Год назад +3

    HOW ADORABBBLLLEEEE!!!!!! 6:00 Cutestiny

  • @serious7179
    @serious7179 Год назад +1

    Rosie's response to pigeons cracked me up

  • @SuberExtraMan
    @SuberExtraMan Год назад +4

    “Can I see you dominant hand?
    I see loneliness…”
    -“Bish no, it’s just my gym calluses!”

    • @mateaukalua4426
      @mateaukalua4426 Год назад +1

      My calluses from work and my actual loneliness. But how could they tell the difference?

  • @asm-art7641
    @asm-art7641 Год назад +4

    Patrick Bateman: "don't just stare at it eat it"
    3:27

  • @UTubeGenius
    @UTubeGenius Год назад +3

    Preach: "She's a lesbian. They always beat around the bush"
    Me: ☠️🤣🤣🤣

  • @vdenn
    @vdenn Год назад +2

    “You’re closer to 40 than she is to 22” preach didn’t have to say it like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Sundog1985
    @Sundog1985 Год назад +7

    There's mid30's and then there's 40 - Aba don't age yourself!

  • @haroldguarino8391
    @haroldguarino8391 Год назад +12

    When preach said that n word a munch 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🌙

  • @5050TM
    @5050TM Год назад +4

    She really smacked that button like it owed her money just because of some damn birds uh uh chica 😭

  • @ifeelikerain
    @ifeelikerain Год назад +2

    She didn't like dogs because she doesn't like picking up poop, but you still have to pick up poop when you have a cat?

  • @marib1881
    @marib1881 Год назад +5

    0:42 Yoooo.... as a person who's name is Mariel and is black, I resent that comment. 😂

  • @Imsosappy
    @Imsosappy Год назад +2

    Can we just talk about that ad for a moment... you two are adorable.

  • @lnugentgibson4168
    @lnugentgibson4168 Год назад +3

    My wife freaked out when I showed her my Galaxy Lamp. Said it is a mood lifter.

  • @straightouttazambia2835
    @straightouttazambia2835 Год назад +1

    So even lesbians are not attracted to plus sized women? If that had been a 36 year old man turning down those two women and then jumping at the first non plus sized woman, there would have been apocalyptic twitter reactions

  • @laferny
    @laferny Год назад +5

    I’m just like Preach. I’m 37 and I’ve been saying/feeling like I’m already 40. When you start telling your age after 35, people already see you as a 40 year old.

  • @mellotones
    @mellotones Год назад +1

    Aba and Preach should bring back that old outro they had with the vibey songs.