TPHS Ghoulish Gab Episode 39 - Would You Rather 2

This week we go for another round of "Horror Would You Rather!" It gets weird pretty quick. Tell us your answers in the comments, or give us suggestions for next time!

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The thing from SLICE was Dren (an palinloque of "Nerd") and was sexy as Hell. Then again, it changes sex. So sexy fight could take a turn.
Magic! I don't have Facebook or a cellphone, so whilst everyone else is wasting time, I'm becoming a dark lord.
Being a vampire means no more pizza, forever.
You have to figure that all the connective tissues with the human centipede have a chance of getting infected. Or the seal could even break. So as an intern, you'd have to be lancing boils, draining puss, and trying to clean up and seal where feces is leaking out. No thank you.