*It's not square, It's not square, He just wasted square, He left sharp square, It's all bent. I can not conceive the mind of a man who would look at that and think that was square* 1:10
1:10 *It’s not s q u a r e, It’s not s q u a r e, he’s wasted s q u a r e, he’s left sharp s q u a r e, it’s all bent... I cannot concieve of the mind of a man who would look at that and think that was s q u a r e-*
_If i know James May at all, and I’m sorry I have to say I do _*_do,_*_ he won’t be as bothered about the theft of half of his bonnet than he will about the theft of half of his bonnet. That will rankle._
"I cannot conceive of the mind of a man who would look at that and think that was SQUARE." This is why I keep coming back to these. These are absolutely hilarious.
0:27 Last night, While Hammond and May were around the campfire, discussing the campfire, (0:32) I made an interesting modification of mac to my CaaC. Yesterday I discovered that stats were very difficult. (0:38) I cant ride the W E D G E. Its bRiLlIAnT.
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0:22 C L A R K S O O U U O O N
Didn't know May was a Dalek O.O
Play at 0.25 thank me later
We need a 1hour version of C L A C S O N
That genuinely got me
Funniest thing ever 😂😂😂!
5:25 basically what Jeremy looks like on The Grand Tour now
Hahahaaha
Tap that time stamp really fast
Sides... in orbit... ouch
OH MY GOD YES BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAAAAA
How?
I don't know why the curved bodies are so funny lol
Rene Villarreal I believe the correct term would be “thicc”
Oh never mind, now I know what you are talking about
Just are
*nein*
Large a**
0:22, I literally cried.
😂 can relate.
boi shut yo sensitive ass up
nevermind, i just cried
Me, the first time I saw it: 1:23
@@birbmann i was about to r/whooosh but no.
0:22 *it's a wild James mating call!*
AlfiePlayzGaming Nice profile photo
Crazy Drifter 1 Ikr, its beeyootiful
Ye
I love your profile picture! It features a brilliant M3 E46 GTR!
James mayting call
*It's not square, It's not square, He just wasted square, He left sharp square, It's all bent. I can not conceive the mind of a man who would look at that and think that was square*
1:10
*O H M Y G O D*
@@qn2h AHEHHEHIEHIE
LMFAO
BiRDiE is the best
It's my favourite part lol
James was SO MAD at 0:22 that he yelled with enough force to bend space and time
Yeah😂
Bro sounded like a dalek
2:00 still makes me split my sides. The comedic timing is perfect
3:57 MANKYAIBYND
Bendy Africans
PyroBass yep
I would watch an entire 5 minute video of bendy africans set to wobbly music
Proof of round Earth.
@@xiphosura413 wouldn't we all?
Lol
0:42 I lost my shit at the swiveled screen, and the broken music.
I cried
One of my favourite parts of the video.
It's so simple but so good
4:54 IM DYING,HAMMONDS LAUGH!!!
my ass collapsed
M going on fuoot
Im in tears help me
His cute hamster laugh.
He is a metal detector
1:20 OH MAI GOOODDD
me when i see my crush lol
*O H M Y G O D*
"They're eating her! Then they're gonna eat me!"
1:21
00:43 Africa in a nutshell
it's brilliant...
Dead😂😂😂😂
Stupid shits in a nutshell
>Божественная Свет
These African people seem *_bEnDy_*
My Channel Lacks Originality Yeah,BENDY!
*And the little voice said:*
DON'T DO IT MICHAEL
1:10 *It’s not s q u a r e, It’s not s q u a r e, he’s wasted s q u a r e, he’s left sharp s q u a r e, it’s all bent... I cannot concieve of the mind of a man who would look at that and think that was s q u a r e-*
_If i know James May at all, and I’m sorry I have to say I do _*_do,_*_ he won’t be as bothered about the theft of half of his bonnet than he will about the theft of half of his bonnet. That will rankle._
*O H M Y G O D*
Im square
@@Zynderion117 (much laughter)
0:42 God, I love that pitchbend.
"Indicating the springs of a presence in my mind"
The most meta I've ever heard Clarkson
0:22 when your mum calls you to wash the dishes also this is Q U A L I T Y content
when you dont clean your room and mom walks out the shower and sees mess: 0:22
5:42 hweeer
the way he says it so softly and gently makes it even better
1:05 Dead😂😭
*LoOk aT ThIs*
0:22 = Hyperdead
4:57
"My ass is collapsed, I'm going on foot."
This makes so much sense.
You're right.
4:20 😂😂😂 *pumped up kicks intenaifies*
And the timestamp's perfect as well
DBSimulatorGaming a
2:00 his face cracked me up
I seriously think it'd make a good pfp
I had it as my pfp for awhile
just binged all of these videos they are absolutely wonderful please dont stop making them ahahah
Haha thank you so much. Don't worry I won't, I have another one in the way :)
0:45 *nice african model you got there*
Love me an African model
The intro is the best thing I’ve ever seen
0:22 gold
*O H M Y G O D*
"As dawn bro- *_CLARKSOOOOOOONNNNN!!!_* "
5:15
I love these videos, particularly the "play on words" sections (eg. 1:10 1:38 etc.) please include them more in future :P
SMEAJ oh yeah, I love them. It is probably the best thing about YTP's :D I will definitely include more :)
You've broken my...aerial reconnaissance unit
Why am I watching this with broken ribs 😂😂😂
will dengate hope you get well
Rest in pieces.
xD
will dengate did they break while watching another one of this guy’s ytps
@@AbsoluteAbsurd luv ur music
"As dawn brok.."
*"CLarKSoN!"*
*S Q U A R E*
*_cLaRkSoUoOuUuOoUn!_*
Clarkson and his Ariel Reconnaissance Unit
4:46 - 4:57 tho
Little Kitty Crafter 4:46 - 4:59*
*CLARKSOOooOoOooOoN*
1:04 "LoOk aT iT!"
Best bit by far
Best bit was 0:22 imo
I fucking love Top Gear YTPs! So glad they exist.
5:01 that Hammond running like a pro 👌
"I cannot conceive of the mind of a man who would look at that and think that was SQUARE."
This is why I keep coming back to these. These are absolutely hilarious.
*_CLAarksoOOooOOn!!!_*
I’ll be honest, I’ve memorised all of the words in this video
Yknow shits about to go down when you hear CLARRKSOOON
James face......... 😂 😂😂😂
This is the only thing that makes me laugh during lockdown thanks for these even though it’s on my recommended and it’s 2020
"As dawn broke..."
"ClAaAaAaAaArKsOoOoOn"
I lost my shit! 🤣
"As we set off on our long mood"
Funny becauze every last episode of Top Gear and Grand Tour are one big long mood
0:10 no wonder how I wasted my winter vacation
Jeremy: “As dawn broke…..”
James: ClArKsOOOnNN
im not even 30 seconds in and im already laughing my lungs flat at 0:22
5:42 Haunting
1:04 a n g e r
If this isn't played at my funeral, I ain't going
“As dawn bro-“
*_”ClArKsOoOoOoOoOoN!!!!”_*
0:22
“ClArKsOnN!”
As dawn broke-
*CLARKSON!!!!!!*
I'm LITERALLY DYING
:DDD m8 your vids are legendary i am cracking up all day long :D could you do more of that bendy stuff? :DD
Haha thank you so much :D don't worry I'll keep that in mind for my next video
0:22 when ur mom sees u in public and your name is clarkson and you forgot to clean your room 30 years ago
0:21
As dawn bro-
ClaAArCkSO0ooOONnnn!!!
1:21 OH MY GOD
Weren't you silent? 😝
@@h5skb4ru41 Yes.
@@chrimuh_hy shouldn't your comments then be like:
"............."
@@h5skb4ru41 Um why?
@@chrimuh_hy you're a electric car, you're silent 😝
3:04 *B E N D Y C O C K*
1:57 what episode is this
Simonstar it is all part of the Africa Special. I believe it is season 19 episodes 6 and 7.
DeployTheDRS thank you
4:57 my ass collapsed 😂😂
*_M Y A R S E C O L L A S P E D_*
@@FH4Player6397😂😂😂😂😂😂
Literally a classic
4:52 dwarf james
"Your two and a half feet" "fEeT" "feet" FEETTT "Yeah" 2:28 XDDD
Feet?
@@erneststyczen7071 FEET
@@lmao....9416 feet?
@@erneststyczen7071 FEEEETTTTT
@@lmao....9416 fe-?
“As dawn br-“
“CLARKSOoOOoOOOoN!!!”
“As dawn broke ..... CLARKSOOON!!!!” James May
Whoever makes these is just the mesiah
As dawn broke *CLaRkSoOoOoOoOOooON!*
4:19 AAUUUGGHH GAAWWG
I laughed so hard I broke my aerial reconnaissance unit
I have discovered the wonders of top gear ytp’s
The swirls always fucking kill me😂😂😂😂
As dawn bro-
*CLARKSOOOOOOOOOON*
I cried 😂 subscribed.
*M Y A S S C O L L A P S E D*
0:09 I died after the claming intro
*cLArkSoooOoooonNn*
0:22 cLaRcKsOoOoOn!!!!!!!!!!!
Replace the music at 4:30 with the Hamster Dance. Epic YTP all around with that. He would have moves just to stab his eardrums.
0:22 When the teacher sees you skipping class
SlenderJames at 5:35 LMAO
4:43 *Antelope Intenseifies.*
0:11 they need a 10:00:00 hour trap remix
LoOk aT tHiS
0:43 I can’t...
I can’t stop laughing
“As dawn bro- CLARKSOOOOONNNNN”
"As we set off on our long moo..."
As dawn bro- CLAARRRKSSOOOOOIUUUUNNNN!!!!!
Six years late, but the Island Remix of the A-Team theme was an inspired touch
0:27 Last night, While Hammond and May were around the campfire, discussing the campfire, (0:32) I made an interesting modification of mac to my CaaC. Yesterday I discovered that stats were very difficult. (0:38) I cant ride the W E D G E. Its bRiLlIAnT.
3:39
It was..... a CoC
Perfect videos made even more perfect. Who wouldnt agree?
0:21
*shattered by the bellow of a wild animal*
5:56 that is the source of the river nile, *I'M GOING TO PUT MY FINGER IN IT*
How did I miss this?!
Richard is god running backwards