What your LEAST favorite drink says about you!

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  • Опубликовано: 15 фев 2021
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @MVPerry
    @MVPerry  3 года назад +5528

    I’m so thirsty

  • @olivernordin
    @olivernordin 3 года назад +5482

    My least favorite is rattle snake poison juice. I once died from it 💀

    • @just_a_turtle_chad
      @just_a_turtle_chad 3 года назад +233

      A turtle doesn't approve of rattle snake poison juice 🧃🐍

    • @z̈̇̃s
      @z̈̇̃s 3 года назад +47

      oh

    • @JaVWS
      @JaVWS 3 года назад +150

      That's the best kind of juice, it made my little brother sleep when he couldn't one night.. and he's still asleep.. it's been 3 months..

    • @xdukek
      @xdukek 3 года назад +14

      Same

    • @hiraeth7877
      @hiraeth7877 3 года назад +18

      Rattle Sayaka Maizono Poison Juice? Whats that?

  • @stardust27274
    @stardust27274 3 года назад +3619

    Imagine being a farmer and having to get up at 5 am to go milk the almonds

  • @jellyidk5681
    @jellyidk5681 3 года назад +190

    The "Corona Beer" one is pretty realistic, because soo many people got rid of Corona beer at the pandemic

    • @clashoclan3371
      @clashoclan3371 3 года назад +1

      How can a Gachakid know about beer.

    • @dreamy7290
      @dreamy7290 3 года назад +8

      @Zach Not all gacha relating things are heat, relax.

    • @lesbianinhaler
      @lesbianinhaler 3 года назад +2

      @@dreamy7290 Agreed.

    • @DireNight_Drnt_
      @DireNight_Drnt_ 3 года назад +1

      @Zach oh really how much gacha heat is there now huh how much do you see it little edgy kid

    • @TheGodofPizza
      @TheGodofPizza 3 года назад

      Go do thing corona beer have a virus name by it because it stop many people from drinking beer

  • @andrew_TTv
    @andrew_TTv 3 года назад +223

    Back in 1st grade i thought root beer was actually beer and when my dad told me the truth i was crying...

    • @bugvineboom
      @bugvineboom 3 года назад +5

      Why

    • @apples5953
      @apples5953 3 года назад +5

      Nice pfp

    • @blob4445
      @blob4445 3 года назад +4

      My friend has the same pfp-

    • @apples5953
      @apples5953 3 года назад +6

      @@Shi-Mui it’s a vape XD that’d be amazing tho lmao

    • @apples5953
      @apples5953 3 года назад +1

      @@Shi-Mui awh sorry I play NA servers TwT

  • @st1nkyapr1l27
    @st1nkyapr1l27 3 года назад +1417

    “You’ve never been on a deserted island before”
    Well, he’s not wrong

    • @just_a_turtle_chad
      @just_a_turtle_chad 3 года назад +9

      A turtle has been to quite a few but I can't relate to most humans.

    • @devdesai1771
      @devdesai1771 3 года назад +38

      @Ì Ám ĶèvìñBB1 ...not possible, Morgz will always top you

    • @vuvwV
      @vuvwV 3 года назад +5

      I love coconut’s, they have a place next door to me that sells so many, but they are pretty good👏

    • @vuvwV
      @vuvwV 3 года назад +4

      @@devdesai1771 omg I hate Morgan, everyone does

    • @CookiWolf
      @CookiWolf 3 года назад +1

      Here before 200 likes and here before 8 comments

  • @Ian-ek2gd
    @Ian-ek2gd 3 года назад +635

    If someone’s least favorite drink is water, they are probably not hydrated or alive...

    • @jetixlol
      @jetixlol 3 года назад +27

      But you're an Inkling. Inklings hate water.

    • @Ian-ek2gd
      @Ian-ek2gd 3 года назад +23

      @@jetixlol ohhh I guess I should be dehydrated or dead then?

    • @Ian-ek2gd
      @Ian-ek2gd 3 года назад +12

      @Ì Ám ĶèvìñBB1 just no

    • @crowisbetterthanleon1036
      @crowisbetterthanleon1036 3 года назад +16

      @Ì Ám ĶèvìñBB1 I like you,you're my fav ytber,and keep up the great work 👍

    • @jetixlol
      @jetixlol 3 года назад +5

      @@Ian-ek2gd I was jk

  • @little.idiot1430
    @little.idiot1430 3 года назад +81

    3:10
    Why was I expecting you to say “Your milkshake doesn’t bring all the guys to the yard”
    😭

  • @pinkdrinkdeleted8144
    @pinkdrinkdeleted8144 3 года назад +19

    4:59 fun fact: almond milk was made for lactose intolerant people.

    • @xxspedupxx1632
      @xxspedupxx1632 3 года назад +2

      Oh I didn’t know that thx for the fact

    • @heromaster9996
      @heromaster9996 3 года назад +1

      I’m not in school so the last thing I want is a fact but wow I never knew that either. probably cuz it’s technically not actually milk because it’s made from almonds or something like that I actually have no idea

    • @captainvictoria7640
      @captainvictoria7640 10 месяцев назад +1

      That and for people with dairy allergies. Trust me, it's a lot different than an intolerance.

  • @MinorityHunterZoro
    @MinorityHunterZoro 3 года назад +887

    "To you, snapple is crapple"
    *Top 10 worst jokes in history*

    • @anaveragetoast
      @anaveragetoast 3 года назад +8

      @@user-uj7zb7hw3x Why are you always asking for hate comments

    • @joshki1962
      @joshki1962 3 года назад +2

      @@anaveragetoast
      Just do it 😼

    • @themaskedmusicians2812
      @themaskedmusicians2812 3 года назад +7

      This was actually funny!

    • @awhsalma9745
      @awhsalma9745 3 года назад +3

      @Master Yoda ok

    • @kripageorge5387
      @kripageorge5387 3 года назад +5

      @Master Yoda Weirdo, and stop being so irrevelant...

  • @swicake5447
    @swicake5447 3 года назад +99

    Me who hasn't even heard of half of the drinks be like: Guess I'm all of them...

    • @katlovegood4921
      @katlovegood4921 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @greysubs333
      @greysubs333 3 года назад

      Yes and in my European country you can't even buy these lol

  • @Dillsster
    @Dillsster 3 года назад +32

    If you hate chocolate milk I despise you on more than a personal level

  • @pranathikande7456
    @pranathikande7456 3 года назад +327

    When you haven’t tried half of these:

  • @BlueKillz_
    @BlueKillz_ 3 года назад +489

    “You’re Too Poor To Appreciate The Fine Taste Of Cider”
    I’m too poor to waste money on my dental bills

  • @alsoauburnfazbear6017
    @alsoauburnfazbear6017 3 года назад +8

    MVPerry's explanation for milk: *exists*
    Me who dislikes milk for neither of those reasons: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

    • @bruh-zm5lv
      @bruh-zm5lv 2 года назад

      Why do you hate milk?

    • @alsoauburnfazbear6017
      @alsoauburnfazbear6017 2 года назад

      @@bruh-zm5lv It just started to taste weird, I used to love it but it started tasting bad so I stopped drinking it

    • @tf2spyclass09
      @tf2spyclass09 2 года назад

      @@alsoauburnfazbear6017
      You probably are too broke to afford a fridge or you have not enough IQ to not drink it quick enough

    • @alsoauburnfazbear6017
      @alsoauburnfazbear6017 2 года назад

      @@tf2spyclass09 Chill bro, I just don't like it, What's with the random toxicness? Is milk like, something so important to you you would sell your parents souls for an infinite supply? also, that grammar sucks

  • @MamelanYippee
    @MamelanYippee 3 года назад +3

    "you hate the idea of drinking bacteria"
    White cells: *why are we here? Just to suffer...?*

  • @peachicu
    @peachicu 3 года назад +454

    i have something to add:
    red bull: it didn’t give you wings

    • @ADMICKEY
      @ADMICKEY 3 года назад +19

      Arizona:you couldn't take the heat as you traveled their during the summer

    • @ljayy3273
      @ljayy3273 3 года назад +11

      Sprite: you just love to burp

    • @suaymiofficial
      @suaymiofficial 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @imbored3063
      @imbored3063 3 года назад +2

      If you drink enough it will

    • @sirninji5971
      @sirninji5971 3 года назад +4

      Man dew: You don’t wanna do the dew

  • @ducksroul7499
    @ducksroul7499 3 года назад +313

    "Bud light isn't your Bud, buddy"
    Bud Caldwell: "and I took that personally"

    • @violetdots
      @violetdots 3 года назад +8

      *begins to have a flashback from elementary school*

    • @ilovecarti716
      @ilovecarti716 3 года назад +5

      Me and my class are reading that book rn lmao

    • @Dantomer
      @Dantomer 3 года назад

      And florida man

    • @ducksroul7499
      @ducksroul7499 3 года назад +1

      @@ilovecarti716 we finished it w few weeks ago

    • @yassineazoui4204
      @yassineazoui4204 3 года назад +1

      I'm having flashbacks to my worst year in elementary school

  • @oshee_
    @oshee_ 3 года назад +7

    If anyone actually hates coffee then they're young 90% of the time

    • @lyneyra
      @lyneyra 2 года назад

      Or a hopelessly addicted tired CS student, who has a love-hate relationship with that drink.

  • @andrewsosilly
    @andrewsosilly 3 года назад +3

    For energy drink he could have said "You like to sleep" 😂

  • @MynameisAlex6969
    @MynameisAlex6969 3 года назад +508

    People who hate water
    “I’m not like other people I’m not even a alive I’m dead 🙄”

    • @rechargeablefan
      @rechargeablefan 3 года назад +4

      @@user-uj7zb7hw3x
      Give this guy positive comments

    • @Subaru76757
      @Subaru76757 3 года назад +1

      Ok armin

    • @pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie2352
      @pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie2352 3 года назад +3

      *pukes up organs and seizures*

    • @rocktheflowe307
      @rocktheflowe307 3 года назад +3

      Well I’m non-binary and I do not like water because it doesn’t have a taste and I’m actually alive

    • @MynameisAlex6969
      @MynameisAlex6969 3 года назад +3

      @@rocktheflowe307 😯 oh sorry I offended you it was just a joke sorry

  • @WhimsicalTea
    @WhimsicalTea 3 года назад +346

    person: doesn't like water
    MVPerry: so you have chosen death

    • @just_a_turtle_chad
      @just_a_turtle_chad 3 года назад +15

      A turtle doesn't approve of people who don't like water.

    • @JaVWS
      @JaVWS 3 года назад +3

      @@just_a_turtle_chad ahem...

    • @MondayBlox
      @MondayBlox 3 года назад +1

      My parents promised if hit 1k subscribers by the end of the year they will buy me a pc I really need that

    • @JaVWS
      @JaVWS 3 года назад +1

      @@MondayBlox Didn't I tell you to drink rattle snake poison in the other comment?

    • @trapperscout2046
      @trapperscout2046 3 года назад +2

      In a literal sense

  • @maxihnoeg2686
    @maxihnoeg2686 3 года назад

    Bro the baja blast be hitting different MAN IT SO GOOD!!!!!

  • @sai7682
    @sai7682 3 года назад +2

    ''You are not epic''
    You got that right.

  • @kayleannahhh
    @kayleannahhh 3 года назад +104

    Nothing can be complete with the “ Oh Yeah “.

    • @exaliz3333
      @exaliz3333 3 года назад +6

      kool aid: **nervous laughter**

    • @kayleannahhh
      @kayleannahhh 3 года назад +3

      @@exaliz3333 😂😂😂

    • @creeper6763
      @creeper6763 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/xg4RjnmX77Q/видео.html

    • @mary-fh8pp
      @mary-fh8pp 3 года назад +1

      O h y e a h

    • @kayleannahhh
      @kayleannahhh 3 года назад +1

      @@mary-fh8pp 𝗼𝗵 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗵

  • @bluezircon1432
    @bluezircon1432 3 года назад +189

    1:35
    “Tap Water: You’re a Bottled Water Snob.”
    Me, who hates bottled and tap water equally: **Casually Sips Well Water**

    • @TheFithPotato
      @TheFithPotato 3 года назад +13

      The rust is my favourite part

    • @-t_.
      @-t_. 3 года назад +7

      @@TheFithPotato same

    • @bluezircon1432
      @bluezircon1432 3 года назад +6

      @Marlin Rivera Thank you for this fun fact contribution.

    • @Liitaro
      @Liitaro 3 года назад +5

      I think I'll stick to Lake water

    • @crustyegg
      @crustyegg 3 года назад +5

      I mean, you do you. Just never switch to ocean water.

  • @Jamallovesmelons
    @Jamallovesmelons 3 года назад +1

    I just love how he is always this funny

  • @killslayer1526
    @killslayer1526 3 года назад +9

    I can confirm that Sparkling Water is so correct. I hated the taste, it just utterly confused me.

    • @user-dm1pt7bf2h
      @user-dm1pt7bf2h 3 года назад

      I was expecting a taste to suddenly kick in when I first drank it. I was expecting a tangy fruit flavour, but nope. It never fails to disappoint. That was my first and last time drinking it.

    • @killslayer1526
      @killslayer1526 3 года назад

      @@user-dm1pt7bf2h HAHAHA, THAT WAS SO LICK ME.

    • @edy1673
      @edy1673 3 года назад

      Try drinking sparkling water then you're thirsty. You'll regret every once of your being.

  • @sariela_063
    @sariela_063 3 года назад +681

    ᵇᵘᵗ ᵐʸ ᵗᵃᵖ ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵗᵃˢᵗᵉˢ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ

    • @VendenMiao
      @VendenMiao 3 года назад +28

      H o w

    • @Farweey
      @Farweey 3 года назад +16

      H o w

    • @_papercrane
      @_papercrane 3 года назад +30

      i filter my tap water first and then it tastes good 😅

    • @csdanny
      @csdanny 3 года назад +11

      But... that’s impossible

    • @imfuckingcrying
      @imfuckingcrying 3 года назад +5

      same

  • @isyaboyegg
    @isyaboyegg 3 года назад +341

    My brother actually doesn’t like milk and he’s not vegan or Lactose Intolerant-
    ._.

    • @Beomgooo
      @Beomgooo 3 года назад +7

      Shut up

    • @Poodekoop
      @Poodekoop 3 года назад +4

      ._.

    • @todorokipicturebutitsusedb6756
      @todorokipicturebutitsusedb6756 3 года назад +16

      This reply section didn’t age well and it’s only 3 minutes old

    • @RubyB10od
      @RubyB10od 3 года назад +5

      @Ì Ám ĶèvìñBB1 dude stop.

    • @fgrey-
      @fgrey- 3 года назад +4

      My Brother Also hates Milk, and he isnt allergi or intolerant or anything either

  • @andrewsithu6742
    @andrewsithu6742 3 года назад +1

    4:50 I was thinking is it a boxing fighting game?

  • @MrKrickitt1
    @MrKrickitt1 3 года назад

    I got a slurpee ad when watching this lmao 😂

  • @losing_dice14
    @losing_dice14 3 года назад +196

    Honest title: Roasting people for not liking this drink

    • @kyath3batz
      @kyath3batz 3 года назад +2

      Literally like so what if I don't like chocolate milk

    • @tecnaelettra
      @tecnaelettra 3 года назад

      @@kyath3batz you're not epic

    • @raystevens3747
      @raystevens3747 3 года назад

      @@tecnaelettra your name says what you are a SIMP!

    • @tecnaelettra
      @tecnaelettra 3 года назад

      @@raystevens3747 ah, you taught me

    • @morganc.m1830
      @morganc.m1830 3 года назад

      @@kyath3batz I don't like chocolate milk that much...I like normal milk, strawberry, and caramel milk 😂

  • @SamG_007
    @SamG_007 3 года назад +83

    "Milk: you're intollerant"
    Me, who is intollerant but drinks lactose free milk every day: *Reality can be whatever I want*

    • @TheSteam02
      @TheSteam02 3 года назад

      Lactaid Milk was created so that people have less of a reason to drink soy milk.

    • @hangtime5937
      @hangtime5937 3 года назад

      Same

  • @S_78190
    @S_78190 3 года назад

    I was laughing so much 🤣

  • @rustthecoollemon
    @rustthecoollemon 3 года назад +1

    Orange juice: ''Your from apple juice team''
    Apple juice: ''Your from orange juice team''
    Me: * INTENSE CONFUSION*

  • @erimha853
    @erimha853 3 года назад +189

    4:21 "you're already crazy you dont need the extra energy and palpitations"
    My version: "mother said no"

  • @karmawilson719
    @karmawilson719 3 года назад +96

    “ *You like dying* “
    Me: *L A U G H S* Yes. Yes I do.

    • @raystevens3747
      @raystevens3747 3 года назад +2

      what?. are you on crack or some ting

    • @mollyquinn5378
      @mollyquinn5378 3 года назад +1

      Ray Stevens@ *it’s a joke....*

    • @JR_Skepticz
      @JR_Skepticz 3 года назад +2

      You don’t like water?

    • @Wisaam
      @Wisaam 3 года назад

      Tbh I don't like drinking or eating-

    • @Wisaam
      @Wisaam 3 года назад

      @@user-kp7fv2wo9m me too!

  • @theflowercrowns5581
    @theflowercrowns5581 3 года назад

    Wile I was watching this I was drinking Canada Dry and it popped up on the screen LoL 😂

  • @soggy_ramen3362
    @soggy_ramen3362 3 года назад +1

    MV: your dead inside theres no seven eleven near you
    Me: has seven eleven one building from my school *laughs in immortal*

  • @sovoho7502
    @sovoho7502 3 года назад +238

    "Your dead inside that you didnt have a 7 eleven near you"
    WE STAN YOU LEGEND

    • @Starlightnova111
      @Starlightnova111 3 года назад +1

      What are you talking about?

    • @kylaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @kylaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 3 года назад +1

      I don't. Have a 7 11 near me 😭🤚

    • @Justme-zy2id
      @Justme-zy2id 3 года назад

      Man I got a 7 11 Arby's sonic dairy queen whata burger Dennys and so many fuckin more im glad I'm in Texas

    • @lokan3019
      @lokan3019 3 года назад

      @@Justme-zy2id lucky. i dont have any of those near me except arbys

    • @katlovegood4921
      @katlovegood4921 3 года назад

      I have a 7-11 , Mac's (Circle K) and I can go anytime (Calgary Check) but I haven't had one in 6-7 years

  • @emmac7238
    @emmac7238 3 года назад +130

    Chocolate milk: *"You’re not epic."*
    ...or you left your hot chocolate out too long and you had to drink it cold-
    * sobs in a corner *

    • @ratnoodles6981
      @ratnoodles6981 3 года назад +1

      Wait you drink hot chocolate milk?

    • @janamilasinovic7899
      @janamilasinovic7899 3 года назад +3

      Wait ppl don't like chocolate milk
      I-

    • @emmac7238
      @emmac7238 3 года назад +1

      I like it, (was just quoting what MVPerry said) idk what most people have with their hot chocolate...

    • @Zzpocket
      @Zzpocket 3 года назад +1

      @@emmac7238 that’s kinda true, but some people make hot chocolate with hot water and a hot coco packet-
      *My mom and sister make hot chocolate with hot water-*

    • @nano2.038
      @nano2.038 3 года назад

      @@janamilasinovic7899 thats impossible!

  • @wolfyneoto6912
    @wolfyneoto6912 2 года назад

    I like...
    The music in the background.

  • @naidesurin
    @naidesurin 3 года назад

    My brain is diagnosing this with favorite drinks

  • @Sev1138
    @Sev1138 3 года назад +252

    “I don’t like water”
    Than how are you alive?
    “Is because I’m dead inside”

  • @KY-KRYSLESS
    @KY-KRYSLESS 3 года назад +421

    Parry: Mi-
    Vegan teacher: EATING ANIMALS IS WRONG MC DONALD’S

  • @hoe8536
    @hoe8536 3 года назад

    😂you cought me with coke😂

  • @lovisfarhood3612
    @lovisfarhood3612 3 года назад +1

    3:49 when he said the Spinach Broccoli Part i just felt that

  • @SaotomeMary
    @SaotomeMary 3 года назад +302

    “Milk, your lactose intolerant, or vegan..”
    * thatveganteacher intensifies *

    • @geventv6548
      @geventv6548 3 года назад +16

      *We don’t talk about her*

    • @glasstablegcrls
      @glasstablegcrls 3 года назад +4

      she makes me feel embarrassed for being an ex-vegan

    • @navareeves8976
      @navareeves8976 3 года назад +5

      I have actually never had real milk before since I used to be lactose intolerant. Last year I actually managed to get rid of it by eating dairy products all the time, but no milk, just cheese and yogurt. Even though I'm not lactose intolerant anymore, I still drink nut milk and almond milk alot. I do drink half and half and cream sometimes but never any cows milk.

    • @landrewxbrierson.
      @landrewxbrierson. 3 года назад

      I’m a vegan xD

    • @kiranikib42
      @kiranikib42 3 года назад +1

      SO TRUE THO!!! prob gonna come at our fave weeb youtuber

  • @uranooblol6590
    @uranooblol6590 3 года назад +115

    Someone: I hate chai
    Indian parents: *Imma pretend I didn’t hear that*

    • @raincoffee522
      @raincoffee522 3 года назад +4

      No the person that said that gonna get a chancelor beating.

    • @kai4344
      @kai4344 3 года назад +1

      oh hi fellow indian weeb

    • @uranooblol6590
      @uranooblol6590 3 года назад +1

      @@kai4344 ello

    • @kai4344
      @kai4344 3 года назад +1

      @@uranooblol6590 it's super rare to find one on this channel

    • @uranooblol6590
      @uranooblol6590 3 года назад +1

      @@kai4344 yep haha

  • @logiktheavdo8048
    @logiktheavdo8048 3 года назад

    I drinked Monster like 7 days ago, and I was like jumping and running and did jumping jacks all day. So I am crazy when I drink it, but I reaaaaaaaaally love it.

  • @gachafire1327
    @gachafire1327 3 года назад

    The fact that my least favourite drink wasn’t in this video makes me feel like I’m 5 parallel universes ahead of you
    (But I’m actually not)

  • @Bruh-iz5mb
    @Bruh-iz5mb 3 года назад +159

    "you've had awkward prom moments"
    me: "haha, the taste of my pain"

  • @lazyshrimp4201
    @lazyshrimp4201 3 года назад +259

    My teacher just told me that yellow is the color of confusion and that green is the color of happiness
    My life was a lie?

  • @itsbekindplays8827
    @itsbekindplays8827 3 года назад

    I literally like most all of these

  • @luvsx.
    @luvsx. 3 года назад +1

    How can you be quirky AND relatable? Aren't they like opposites-

  • @_murdocisking_
    @_murdocisking_ 3 года назад +299

    I haven’t even tried most of these bc their either American or alcoholic.

    • @Zing_Zang
      @Zing_Zang 3 года назад +7

      I am american and I haven’t had most of these 😭🖐
      (But my least favorite is chocolate milk-)

    • @Zayed.Khalid
      @Zayed.Khalid 3 года назад +2

      @@Zing_Zang so your basically agreeing to drink anything over here except chocolate milkshake

    • @alemon7323
      @alemon7323 3 года назад

      What's wrong with america?

    • @Zing_Zang
      @Zing_Zang 3 года назад

      @@Zayed.Khalid
      No, I never said that. I’m just saying Chocolate milk is my least favorite.

    • @jubaka01
      @jubaka01 3 года назад +2

      same, I'm brazilian

  • @mitskily8960
    @mitskily8960 3 года назад +278

    “You like your tea hot not cold”
    Todoroki: *glares*

    • @SAAnime-qc1dc
      @SAAnime-qc1dc 3 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @augologic
      @augologic 3 года назад +18

      Icy-hot be giving ya the kettle stare-

    • @fw.jahdiel
      @fw.jahdiel 3 года назад +2

      😳

    • @beyzayaman1266
      @beyzayaman1266 3 года назад +12

      Todoroki : 👁️👄🔴

    • @r3aper0fs0uls9
      @r3aper0fs0uls9 3 года назад +2

      can we not joke abt his trauma :/ and the burn wasnt even from the water.

  • @laytonfancher8438
    @laytonfancher8438 3 года назад

    the sparkling water one is so true 😂😂😂

  • @S.N.M_vr
    @S.N.M_vr 3 года назад +2

    Me laughing so much at 1:31

  • @McMeowLivesOn
    @McMeowLivesOn 3 года назад +85

    "Orange juice: you're on team apple juice!"
    "Apple juice: you're on team orange juice!"
    Me who likes both: *Yes.*

    • @gamingwithevie8303
      @gamingwithevie8303 3 года назад +4

      Same but tbh I like orange juice more

    • @McMeowLivesOn
      @McMeowLivesOn 3 года назад +1

      @@gamingwithevie8303 same.

    • @ADMICKEY
      @ADMICKEY 3 года назад +1

      @@gamingwithevie8303 wait,you like posion

    • @mythicguy57
      @mythicguy57 3 года назад

      @@gamingwithevie8303 hajime hinata?

    • @g.gnameless8899
      @g.gnameless8899 3 года назад

      T h i s lol i love both apple and orange juice

  • @JaVWS
    @JaVWS 3 года назад +41

    "You think Snapple is crapple"
    That was honestly one of the best jokes I've heard 😂

    • @JanetteHedgehog21
      @JanetteHedgehog21 3 года назад +4

      That is funny! XD

    • @bamibami2341
      @bamibami2341 3 года назад +1

      You drank alcohol??? Lol jk

    • @MinorityHunterZoro
      @MinorityHunterZoro 3 года назад +2

      Literally the opposite of what i said, tru searching for my comment lol

    • @JaVWS
      @JaVWS 3 года назад +1

      @@MinorityHunterZoro Lmao I saw your comment like an hour ago I was like dang he said the exact opposite of what I said

    • @MinorityHunterZoro
      @MinorityHunterZoro 3 года назад +1

      @@JaVWS lol

  • @kavyazworld730
    @kavyazworld730 8 месяцев назад +1

    Mine:
    Milk (I actually am lactose intolerant)
    Orange juice
    Coke
    Coffee
    Boba Tea
    Hot chocolate
    Pepsi
    Caramel Frappe
    Snapple
    Yakult
    Slurpee
    Baja blast
    Sparkling water
    Strawberry milk
    Chocolate milk
    Coconut juice
    Apple Cider Vinegar
    Bud light
    Horchata
    Eggnog
    Pumpkin spice latte
    Sake
    Corona Beer
    Red Wine
    Protein Shake
    Italian Soda
    Tequila
    Almond Milk
    (Some of the reasons of why I don’t drink these are actually true ngl-)

  • @ROMI_HEART_ADO
    @ROMI_HEART_ADO 3 года назад

    Great jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pppixeI
    @pppixeI 3 года назад +91

    Nobody:
    Person who invented sparkling water: *what if you could taste static?*

    • @insertname8807
      @insertname8807 3 года назад +5

      i hate sparkling water

    • @bamibami2341
      @bamibami2341 3 года назад

      @@insertname8807 ikr, but it's good when mixed with juice

    • @deinpxdoxd8490
      @deinpxdoxd8490 3 года назад

      @@insertname8807 If you have bad teammates its really good

    • @ticcie
      @ticcie 3 года назад

      Sparkling Water and McDonald's Sprite are just built different

    • @miss-fortunate
      @miss-fortunate 3 года назад +3

      Flavored ones like sparking ice is really good, but plain is just nastyyy

  • @sadkoalaman3393
    @sadkoalaman3393 3 года назад +55

    "how do you milk almonds" me: no no he's got a point

  • @PinkAgaricus
    @PinkAgaricus 3 года назад

    Well, to be fair about the caramel Frappe/Frappucinno one since I heard a convo between the baristas about the caramel syrup being too sweet.

  • @MGY-_-
    @MGY-_- 3 года назад +1

    I like dying 😂

  • @thememeestfilmbuff
    @thememeestfilmbuff 3 года назад +169

    *My least favorite drink is my tears,* but usually I taste them a lot.

    • @chlozentimes
      @chlozentimes 3 года назад +8

      That’s rough buddy

    • @melissaf6065
      @melissaf6065 3 года назад +4

      @Ì Ám ĶèvìñBB1 wut the frick

    • @racoon2562
      @racoon2562 3 года назад +2

      @Ì Ám ĶèvìñBB1 go away

    • @coolroy_25
      @coolroy_25 3 года назад +2

      @Ì Ám ĶèvìñBB1 bruh a bot

    • @j3ster_cupid666
      @j3ster_cupid666 3 года назад +2

      @Ì Ám ĶèvìñBB1 stfu

  • @fishelegs
    @fishelegs 3 года назад +144

    me: (starts putting a bunch of orange juice into cart)
    Some random lady: “your kids must really like orange juice”
    Me: “oh no they hate orange juice. They were just bad this weekend”
    The lady: 👁👄👁 *gratitude*

    • @jrrv2078
      @jrrv2078 3 года назад +10

      Hello i am here to alert you that you put justice instead of orange juice.

    • @boo4673
      @boo4673 3 года назад +4

      @@jrrv2078 Lmao

    • @page970
      @page970 3 года назад +4

      Hmm, justice

    • @tyunderfull
      @tyunderfull 3 года назад +4

      Damn that orange justice do be hitin’ different 😋

    • @fishelegs
      @fishelegs 3 года назад +2

      @@jrrv2078 thank you, i was typing on my phone and didnt notice. ill edit it in a bit!

  • @mouse_man1626
    @mouse_man1626 3 года назад +7

    what does carrot juice being my least favorite drink say about me?

  • @kirilvelinov7774
    @kirilvelinov7774 3 года назад

    Blue mocktail:You're never going to the beach again

  • @sillylittlefellaa
    @sillylittlefellaa 3 года назад +310

    “Duolingo Be like: SPANISH OR VANISH.”

    • @d3adly-blaze420
      @d3adly-blaze420 3 года назад +8

      This comment doesn't have to do anything with this video right now

    • @solar8652
      @solar8652 3 года назад +5

      @@d3adly-blaze420 3:06 actually it does...look

    • @d3adly-blaze420
      @d3adly-blaze420 3 года назад

      Ight I saw it

    • @d3adly-blaze420
      @d3adly-blaze420 3 года назад

      Now stfu

    • @olleh1
      @olleh1 3 года назад +3

      duolingo when you forget german: germinate or exterminate

  • @MoroccoKindaCringe
    @MoroccoKindaCringe 3 года назад +47

    "Milk: you are lactose intollerant"
    Lactose free milk: am I a joke to you?

    • @meadow9380
      @meadow9380 3 года назад

      My brother has to use lactose intolerant milk so it's not a joke to him

    • @sweetheart8667
      @sweetheart8667 3 года назад

      I like milk

  • @NoNo_mine
    @NoNo_mine 4 месяца назад

    Sparkling water tastes like TV static and you can't convince me otherwise.

  • @christianklinkbygrn1142
    @christianklinkbygrn1142 3 года назад +1

    Quality content

  • @imskzandeunwoononbinarylov5141
    @imskzandeunwoononbinarylov5141 3 года назад +21

    "I don't like water"
    Then how are you alive ?
    "It feels like im dead...im alive but im dead"

  • @ragnarock1008
    @ragnarock1008 3 года назад +43

    Duolingo is coming*
    Doulingo got to you*
    "Spanish or Vanish"

  • @wholianwholian
    @wholianwholian 3 года назад

    Water: You like dying
    Me: yes I do like dying of hydration

  • @Patrickcom2011
    @Patrickcom2011 2 года назад +1

    red bull : you didn't get wings

  • @tvlipsandbread
    @tvlipsandbread 3 года назад +27

    "Chocolate milk, your not epic"
    Me: "He speaks the language of the gods"🥺

    • @mina-ld7yx
      @mina-ld7yx 3 года назад +2

      No one disrespects the choccy milk 🥺

    • @neevasharampersand4165
      @neevasharampersand4165 3 года назад

      I hate chocolate milk 😔 but.... Lactose intolerance...

  • @jaysen4992
    @jaysen4992 3 года назад +63

    Slurpee:
    "You used a double gulp cup, Instead of a Slurpee cup."

  • @Lum.ine67
    @Lum.ine67 3 года назад

    Water: you like dying
    Me: CHOKE ME NOW

  • @frvdeaar
    @frvdeaar 3 года назад +1

    3:03 "You failed your Spanish class"
    I'm Spanish...

  • @Um_Kaye
    @Um_Kaye 3 года назад +65

    "Milk, you're lactose intolerant, or vegan..."
    They're also people that hate their skeleton that's living inside them.

    • @lr_laura
      @lr_laura 3 года назад

      Thanks for making me uncomfortable 😃

    • @Trashknives
      @Trashknives 3 года назад

      That’s me lol

    • @lilmaaw3018
      @lilmaaw3018 3 года назад

      Cries in Megalovania/Bonetrousle

    • @byno3862
      @byno3862 3 года назад +1

      Or me, who had a really bad experience with milk once in my life. Now I stay the hell away from milk. Still have it in my coffee and tea though

    • @Syhyronica
      @Syhyronica 3 года назад

      Don’t worry, your skeleton will escape his cocoon soon! Then you and your noodle physique will drink all the milk you want! *its only a matter of time*

  • @Monster_Lock
    @Monster_Lock 3 года назад +37

    "You think that if you drink this, you'll get the… you know what."
    Voldemort?

    • @paige_fozz
      @paige_fozz 3 года назад +1

      The one who shall not be named drink

  • @rblxmonke
    @rblxmonke 3 года назад +1

    1:40 it should’ve said, when life gives you lemons you create a lemon demon

    • @kayragur3542
      @kayragur3542 3 года назад

      Hah!
      No,it should have said
      When life gives you lemons dont make lemonade!
      Make a combustable lemon that burns lifes house down!

  • @cheetos4478
    @cheetos4478 3 года назад +1

    1:28 that’s so true 😂
    I’m a Pepsi fan

  • @ieatpineapples9742
    @ieatpineapples9742 3 года назад +14

    Water:”you wanna die”
    Me:yes but no

  • @dhautobrokers2196
    @dhautobrokers2196 3 года назад +35

    “Pumpkin Spice Latte, Your annoyed by all the basic girls who order this during fall and think their quirky”
    Me: I mean, Wheres the lie?

    • @miss-fortunate
      @miss-fortunate 3 года назад +3

      I actually genuinely like pumpkin spice lattes and I'm not one of those girls....I think they're actually really good 😂

    • @-greenlimon-8898
      @-greenlimon-8898 3 года назад +2

      Am fine with it but there's to many girls saying *omg have u tried pumpkin latte*
      *Am getting pumpkin latte cause it's in season*
      *So today I'm gonna try the new pumpkin latte with cinnamon on top*
      *Pls just be quiet*

  • @rdexming
    @rdexming 3 года назад

    I do love dying. It is quite fun, you should try it sometime

  • @scolipede1549
    @scolipede1549 2 года назад

    On apple cider I was expecting a spider joke

  • @jellymuffinsstudios4622
    @jellymuffinsstudios4622 3 года назад +95

    My least favorite drink: *monster*
    Thumbnail: *mister* "Youre dead."
    Me in my fandom: *dead*
    Me: how did he know?

  • @thirdmusketeerunderscore
    @thirdmusketeerunderscore 3 года назад +138

    "Apple juice: you're on team orange juice"
    "Orange juice: you're on team apple juice"
    Me, who dislikes both: *confused confusing confusion*
    Edit: to clarify, I'm on team peach juice. Fight me

  • @ashlzxy
    @ashlzxy 3 года назад

    THE WAY YOU PUTTED MAI ON THE THUMBNAIL AND SAYING YOUR DEAD BYE-

  • @oliviathewolf255
    @oliviathewolf255 3 года назад +7

    I’ve tried Bug Light and I’m 11 😭 but my parents let me have a sip
    IT TASTED HORRIBLE BUT MOST OF MY FAMILY LOVES IT-

    • @hamburger6311
      @hamburger6311 3 года назад +1

      My dad let me have a sip of alcohol 😂

    • @hamburger6311
      @hamburger6311 3 года назад +1

      And I'm 13!!

    • @w-eyeidothis165
      @w-eyeidothis165 3 года назад +1

      I'm 12

    • @w-eyeidothis165
      @w-eyeidothis165 3 года назад +1

      And I sneeked mom's bud life when I was 7 it was good now it's bad

    • @newtswifeyy
      @newtswifeyy 3 года назад +1

      IKR MY DAD SAID,"When you get older you love it."

  • @deepusteblume8398
    @deepusteblume8398 3 года назад +193

    Actually I hate coconuts cuz I’m allergic th-
    littarly everybody: SHUT UP NOBODY ASKED

    • @mdzfm
      @mdzfm 3 года назад +5

      yep-

    • @GuideTerrarian
      @GuideTerrarian 3 года назад +10

      I just die inside when someone says nobody asked. And nobody asked is a famous word before disaster because I'm disaster

    • @Notbolo
      @Notbolo 3 года назад +7

      @@GuideTerrarian i too die inside when people are hypocrites and say nobody asked, nobody asked for you to start speaking.

    • @sidorelabare9715
      @sidorelabare9715 3 года назад

      @@Notbolo same with you
      Nobody asked you like nobody asked me

    • @Notbolo
      @Notbolo 3 года назад +2

      @@sidorelabare9715 wut

  • @dbradley2050
    @dbradley2050 3 года назад +74

    “Apple juice: you are on the orange juice team!”
    Me: *wheeze*
    “*I AM HAJIME HINATA*”

    • @Wiskdecreb
      @Wiskdecreb 3 года назад +4

      First time?

    • @dbradley2050
      @dbradley2050 3 года назад +1

      @@Wiskdecreb first time what? On the channel? No

    • @ADMICKEY
      @ADMICKEY 3 года назад +2

      @@dbradley2050 wait,you like posion?

    • @dbradley2050
      @dbradley2050 3 года назад

      @@ADMICKEY guess so :/

    • @keeleyrasche4039
      @keeleyrasche4039 3 года назад +1

      H a j i m e m e

  • @Swagdoll_
    @Swagdoll_ 3 года назад

    The orange juice one is so true BAHAHAHSAA Apple juice is my fav

  • @titanictnt7476
    @titanictnt7476 2 года назад

    "This drink confuses you. Either be soda, or be water. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!"
    I mean... yes, but actually no.