Fabius at the start of the 2nd Punic War: Then I choose… WAAAAAARRR!!! Fabius when he becomes dictator of the 2nd Punic War: When he comes we’ll run away
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@@lawl_4llie As an anthropologist yes, we have several records and scrolls of eyewitnesses to his big dong. Pliny the elder also wrote several poems regarding this fact.
Alternate timeline: Fabius Maximus: I hold in the folds of my toga, both peace and war. Which one i should let drop? Carthage Leader: We chose peace.... Fabius Maximus: Then i choose waaa wait??? what you say? Carthage Leader: I said we chose peace. We ain't dealing with this nonsense that Hannibal started, so no war at all period. Fabius: Maximus: Y-you're serious right... ohh. Carthage Leader: Sooo you want some shaving cream for down there buddy, its looking a bit... you know.
Props to the total chadness of the Carthaginian leadership though. Hamilcar thought they were a bunch of impotent cowards, yet here they are telling Fabius to pound sand because they'd rather go to war than hand his son over to the Romans.
The fact this was an fact makes me smile
The quote is a fact
Not the DONG part
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Yup. Just like how “Tsarvich Alexi is a hopelessly frail haemophiliac” is a fact, but “Fssssssssst” is not. 😂
ETA: *Tsarevich
@@turinmormegil7715 yep
@@davidw.2791 lmao I had forgotten about that one
5th reply????????????? only looks like theres 3 now 4
Fabius at the start of the 2nd Punic War: Then I choose… WAAAAAARRR!!!
Fabius when he becomes dictator of the 2nd Punic War: When he comes we’ll run away
running away is a genius military strategy
@@somone1437 they can't kill you if you aren't there any more
@@somone1437it worked in Napoleon war as well especially Russia 😂😂
@@ZaiKerizmand for the emus too
@@somone1437are you sure about that?
Fabius Maximus, ancestor of Biggus Dickus.
good reference
And Penisimus Maximus
What’s so funny about Biggus Dickus?
Well it's a joke name, sir
I have a good friend of mine called "Biggus" "Dickus"
Bro's arrow is so big, hano really shocked
Almost bigger than mine
@@sonopo394that’s what she said 😂😂😂😂
@@jacobcave1587o_o
she has one???
@@ralse22She has 2. DUN DUN DUUUNNNN!!!
I couldn't believe that he put this in.
what's even crazier is that it was probably shown in a classroom. 💀
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@@sweduck8453bro really put that in. Bros crazy for showing in a class. 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@sweduck8453the spelling errors do be making shit funnier ngl
@@sweduck8453 🤓
@@ItsDatGuy969bro rly pt tha in 💀💀💀💀bro proly showd that in a class to 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
edit: i used the right "too"
HE'S PULLING HIS WAR OU-
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man I was already calling them the Pubic Wars
"The Second Pubic War has begun."
0:12 Oversimplified: *(He really did that)*
U sure man? 😂
@@aahil7586😮
@@aahil7586 I was there, he did in fact pull out a GINORMOUS, HUMONGOUS red arrow from his crotch with the word "War" on it. (Source: trust me bro.)
Should have taken a picture with your iRock XXV. No picture, no proof! @@lawl_4llie
@@lawl_4llie As an anthropologist yes, we have several records and scrolls of eyewitnesses to his big dong. Pliny the elder also wrote several poems regarding this fact.
The echoing scream, the fade transition, it's so perfect! 😂😂😂😂
Ikr. Gives you the perfect vibe
the fact his arrow went in the other dudes mouth
lol
I haven't noticed😂
Actually an amazing transition
I agree
bro’s arrow so big it covered Spain to Rome
Hes packing the whole mediterranean sea
He bouta turn it as white as his toga.
@@isaacmcdunnoughHis toga got a lot of folds ig
@@NikoCigojnah he's pack whole pacific ocean
My guy wasn't packing a train, he was the whole station.
He was packing an entire land bridge
He has a son you know, his name is Biggus Dickus
@@milkymace9502 I heard he has a wife.
@@seacatlol831Her name was Incontinentia Buttocks
Yet it's one of the best transitions i've ever seen on the internet
The fact that both said those lines is just awesome. Both had balls of steel to stick to their guns like that
Cleanest transition of the 21st century
Truly one of the transitions of all time.
I like how it goes perfectly into his mouth
Mine's gonna fit perfectly into yours
@@FrickyAFrackyAYO NAHH
@@FrickyAFracky Nah you forget we all have tiny Penises
@@FrickyAFracky💀
@@FrickyAFrackywhy not me.. 😢
That transition was so dang good, perfect for the hype of the 2nd Punic War
top 10 most sick transitions
My history teacher uses this channel
I can’t imagine if he chose this episode 💀
My Advisory Teacher (My Future History Teacher) Actually Played This Episode For My Class
He/she's a fucking genius
@@BigBang987_Multiverse I Meant To Say My 7th Period Study Hall Teacher,Also,His Name Is Mr Hoefler
HES PULLING HIS C-
OCK OUT
ASUS BELLI
How tf is that thing gonna fit inside any pu-
I was born in thw right moment of history man
Top 10 hardest moments in history
Not gonna lie, he was indeed hard
this video will be in the RUclips recommendations
Exactly
Yup
It already did
Indeed
Yes it did
damn his "war" is massive
Fabius, Put your war away fabius, im not having a conflict with you now fabius
WARRRRRRRRRRR
The 2nd punic war had begun
Pack it up boys
👴🏻
🥋🌶️
I love oversimplified, he makes history more fun. I’m a history geek but this guy makes the funniest history content and I love it 😂
Woah woah woah why did the arrow go into hano's mouth
thank you for informing me, I now realize
Get your head out of the gutter. The arrow was clearly pointing to Rome to demonstrate Carthage's decision to go to war.
@@jasonbelstone3427are you okay
@@jasonbelstone3427it was a joke…
0:11 When you misread Punic War as _Pubic_ War
He neglected to mention the Senate responded “we accept it” so points off for that, but still awesome.
That transition was so damn good
He really hid a long double ended thing up his toga
Alternate timeline:
Fabius Maximus: I hold in the folds of my toga, both peace and war. Which one i should let drop?
Carthage Leader: We chose peace....
Fabius Maximus: Then i choose waaa wait??? what you say?
Carthage Leader: I said we chose peace. We ain't dealing with this nonsense that Hannibal started, so no war at all period.
Fabius: Maximus: Y-you're serious right... ohh.
Carthage Leader: Sooo you want some shaving cream for down there buddy, its looking a bit... you know.
Same@@Nurse116
Fabius: • ∩ • … yeah
I love to think about how many middle school classes this has been shown in and how many more are to come.
This was my uncle at my school earlier,He didn’t listen to his probation officer or the court mandated restrictions.
His poor wife
So basically, everything that happens next is Fabiuss Fault. 😳😱🤯
No, the Roman Senate authorized war if their demands weren’t met. Only the Senate has the power to declare war.
And since Fabius was respected member of senate he only came there as representative
All jokes aside, that was a sick transition
Pretty smooth animation though
Bro really humbled the entirety of Hollywood in in transition 💀
The second punic war more like the second pubic war
His arrow is so huge, that a war started because of it
The second puny war had begun
Dont do bro dirty like that
That incomplete "war" shout has now inspired me to make a 40k ork army led by Boss FabaBoss.
If the video was sponsored by War Thunder, that could've been the smoothest ad transition.
My arrow is def bigger than Fabius.
That's for sure.
That was a big ‘war’
the best transition in all of RUclips
A good way to declare war: **Showing the barrel**
Oversimps animator's are crazy
Hes one guy doing all of this
The arrow is pointing towards someone’s mouth🤨
Shawty dropping the hardest transition and thought we never noticed 🥶
Shawty is bro btw, go wild
"Then I choose violence."
Trust me, it could fit
If only all wars were declared like this
This gives me chills every fucking time man
that man started war with a war crime
Give me goosebumps
This was by far the most unhinged shit I've witnessed from OS so far.
My favourite part of the entire second punic wars scene (so far, part 3 is not yet out)
The carthaginians being flashed by fabius: 💀
I don't think that's what your history teacher meant when he said that this guy had a hard-on for war
His um "war" is absolutely massive 😳🥵😳
Actually amazing quote though
NEVER LET THE ANIMATOR GET WILD AGAIN
Who care welcome to real world of hell mf
What makes it funnier was it went straight to the Carthaginian's mouth-
I didn't even notice that!
*Expand WAR*
Best thumbnail ever.
Props to the total chadness of the Carthaginian leadership though. Hamilcar thought they were a bunch of impotent cowards, yet here they are telling Fabius to pound sand because they'd rather go to war than hand his son over to the Romans.
What a history mann.
second pubic war 💀
Meatriding wars (88 BBC)
Hanniballs
Biggus Dickus
Flamianus
The hardest edit ever
that was wild af
The Second Pubic War...
Good joke, but my perspective on these arrows has changed
Love my bro Flavius Maximus
Fabius Maximus*
@@jara7689He wrote that wrong. He mean his bro's Flavius Maximus.
@@TheLibermaniahis Biggus Dickus
That gives me goosebumps wow
if he chose to drop war, then that means he keeps peace.
....not that garments are legally binding in any way, as was the other guys point.
Then I choose WARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More like Second Pubic War.
I was going to say that 🫥
You know, they don't call me Fatty Bone Malone for nothing - Fatty Bone Malone (Cyanide and Happiness)
So Caesar's friend, biggus dickus was actually real?
What about Punic hair
Just changed the like number from 1939 to 1940
Nah what the hell did I watch💀💀💀💀💀
History bro...
Kind of mind boggling it actually happened in the Carthaginian senate
WAAAGH!!!
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!*
And they fell off the sides of icy cliffs 💀
You mean the second *pubic* war
Hardest transition ever
He pulled his paninis out!! 😮😮😮😮
But is dropping symbolic of enacting it or abandoning it?
That war i think is actually a giangantic pp
It was a fight that was long and hard
longest aenis in the world
Austria Hungary and Serbia in 1914 be like
Then i choose.. AAAAAAAAAÆAĄÃĪĄÅ1ĀĄÆÂÁÁÁÅÆRRRRRERR!
The second pubic war😂
The second pubic war
Ya know Hawaii should say the spirit of Aloha demands communism.