Garam Masala Movie Roast | Dishonest Review
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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Mambo was the best thing about this movie. I still don't know why he threw all the food instead of storing it.
Because one was vegetarian and each one of them even hated to see food in the fridge they didn't like😂
Because he was asked to! 🙄🙄Each of the girls explicitly told him to toss the food lest the smell persist.
Because mambo is helpless as the help.
If we are discussing logic, that was probably the last thing to discuss 😅
John fucked the whole comic vibe everytime he appeared. For years we (friends) cursed him (and still do). Great content ❤
3:16 - Bhaisaab fook maar rha hai Bhai Apna 😂😆🤣
In this movie Akshay had phd in girlfriend ig 😂😂😂😂
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Kartik Aryan and Ayushmaan Khurana for Garam Masala 2🙌
don't give them ideas.... nooooo
Controversial Opinion:
AKSHAY Kumar and John Abraham had more chemistry than Abhishek and John.
they did.
I don't think it is controversial. I agree with it so will everyone else
Of course the glamorous and ‘bold’ character’s name is Maggie.
aur nahi to kya
sarabhai vs sarabhai ?? 😅
it reminds me of Maggie from Sandwich RIP
Bollywood has always taken Rosemary Marlow too literally. May be its a reflection of the Indian society, not sure. Dont wanna generalize.
This movie was funny and still is... I don't care how many ppl think otherwise, for me this was rib ticking and still is
Sure it is funny. No doubt. Comedy is very subjective.
@@TheQuarterTicketShow Thank u QT😁
john and hrithik comparison was so UNEXPECTED
I would legit love to watch a movie with the genders switched. I want priyanka as the lead. The 3 guys can be john, abhishek (i wanna see these two together after dostana and dhoom) and hrithik (or maybe ranveer?). John can be the himbo, abhishek is a sensitive poet and hrithik is a workaholic. There. I gave these 3 more personality with one sentence than the 3 women got in the entire movie.
This is exactly what i wanted to hear.
Priyanka can't pull off what akshay did in this movie. I'm afraid she'll fail terribly
@@wizard1076 archana puran singh se krwa lengein fir, okay? 😂
Akshay Kumar's comic timing and expression in garam masala was just epic. You can watch the movie from anywhere anytime. Akshay Kumar unleashed the 'God mode' of comedy in this one. One of My all time favourite movies. ❤
This is the best adult comedy movie ever made in India by master the blaster "Priyadarshan" Acting performances were so natural & Spontaneous. Best Priyadarshan film In my opinion 🎬🎥❤
2:47 Shoutout to Rimi Sen. I think she’s a fab actor. Also, she’s a producer now.
Yessss
She really sucked at Bigg Boss, though. Really got annoyed by her presence there.
The bong gali is chef's kiss😍
Always
A year after this (whatever this was supposed to be), Akshay Kumar made Phir Hera Pheri, then the next year Bhool Bhulaiya. I mean, how did he produce 2 hits after this monstrosity. Damn he is talented lol.
He was. He truly was.
There is only one Haryana Grande and it’s Avantika
@@rach101didn't get the joke please explain....🙂
What's a Haryana Grande and who's Avantika???
Petition to bring back that Priyadarshan as well.
Sadly true
4:55 I MEAN, SHE’S GOT A POINT.
Jo ladki hame chahiye use ham nhi chahiye,aur jisko hum chahiye wo kisko chahiye 😂😂😂😂
Legendary dialog
😂 we poor ugly girls😢😂
Ranbir & Ranveer if it is remade now😂
Blockbuster
Same and same❤❤❤
Not Ranbir but Kartik Aryan
Kartik Aryan for comedy is a bold choice
@@TheQuarterTicketShow yar kar to Chuka hai ladka itni sari comedy.. vo comedy k ilawa karta hi kya hai? Upar se akshay older actor John younger actor.. vaise hi ranvir and kartik ki jodi
I would’ve casted Ranbir Kapoor and Ranveer singh if garam masala was made today. Ofc Ranbir as mac and ranveer as sam
Wasted successfully. Akshay is irreplaceable. Srk would be perfect his movie hum tumhare h Sanam. Where he was playing Akshay character and passing remarks on women. Perfect.
I had to pause the video and type this - that 'wow wow wow ' from pitch meeting... girl, how is your content getting richer? Every video that comes out somehow raises the bar for all the roasters out there. The sheer number of intelligent, well placed memes is amazing. I mean who could have made a parallel between John-Hrithik-Dhoom 2- comedy films? Do you know I clapped when that scene came up?
Will leave more comments. Gotta finish the video
Haha thaaaaank you sooo much! I would hardly call myself a roast-er. I just make points that I observe! And since I loooooove movies, these observations stay with me. It is so rewarding when I read comments like these. You really made my day. There is more to come, I promise. 😄🙌
Using famous catchphrase to praise someone is tight.
@@21AKS I'm sure it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!
They have Ryan George there , we have Rani Mukherjee here ☺️
Yeah..first of all I'm happy she's that good and second of all I'm happy she's a girl and sooo relatably funny
I definitely don’t want to be that guy but people in Mauritius speak Hindi. Almost 60-70% people there are indentured labours from UP, Bihar….also Indian rupee is a valid currency there…..so giving rupee as a medium of exchange and a magazine named Garam Masala makes total sense. Again I am not that kind of a guy.
We all miss old Akshay Kumar❤️
TQTS is so good that even her Bad jokes give me chuckles
So by that you mean... All of my jokes?
@@TheQuarterTicketShow Pretty Smart Woman
I have exams coming but this is more important 😂
P.S. Please do a review of movie “Threat level Midnight”
All the best for your exams QT!!!
10:50 no one cant match Akki's comic timing. Yet if I have to choose, it would be Ranbir Kapoor and Vicky Kaushal.
his dedication to "aurat ka chakkar" is commendable
"Hum rehte Mauritius mai but humara currency Aaj bhi hindustani hai"
Mauritius ka official currency hi rupee hai.
Mauritan rupee is different than Indian rupee
@@TheQuarterTicketShow ha woh toh hai
this movie is a guilty pleasure. stupid fun and great songs.
True
Finally, You Are Back With A Bang!!!!💥😎🙌🏻
Haha so glad you liked it
Akki & Priyettan (Priyadarshan) are the best pair, hope they come back soon. ❤
9:33 Akki & Priyettan made for each other. ❤❤
Now imagine a movie about a woman dating 3 men simultaneously being stylised as a comedy. I mean mamma mia comes close but she still didn't date them simultaneously. Why is it that when men cheat, it's comedy. But when women cheat, it's a tragedy/drama.
There's one movie starring Rekha, named mother. It has one woman duping three men. Obviously was a flop because auratein cheat kare ye accha nahi lagta. mard kare toh theek hai.
Arre dono hi galat h😂😂 tum mtlb hadd hi krti ho! men kre tb bhi women kre tb bhi!! aur mera manna h ki comedy movies mei bhi dhyan rkhna chhaiye kisi serious matter ki aise khilli nhin bnani chhaiye. Aur mtlb tumhara kehna h ki kyuki men ke cheating wali movie h to ek women ki honi chahiye🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ like literally! mtlb doosra galt kr rha h to hm bhi galt kre😂😂
@@shreyashreya4709 no, my point is that women are held to higher moral standards than men. A man cheating can be seen in a comedic light because "boys will be boys" but women's cheating is immediately condemned. Cheating is wrong. So is murder and drug trade. Yet we get about a hundred movies on murderers and drug mafias every year. I personally believe everything can be used in dark humor provided it's funny and not just degrading for the sake of being degrading. If you believe a movie with a female lead who two times different men would somehow corrupt society, why are such movies with male leads freely allowed?
Btw dunno why but i have a strong feeling you're some man's fake id.
@shreyashreya sensible comment . Nobody should cheat neither a man nor a woman. Thank God some one sensible.
“Khochhor” !! (Khachhar) 😅
Your being consistent op :) love you
I try
Idk I see any movie with John Abraham being on the Homoerotic-Chaotic Disaster Bi Continuum and you can’t tell me otherwise.
6:17 OMG they did it first but unironically. Greta Gerwig didn’t mention this in her Letterboxd video.
QT being back to back to backkkkkkkk on RUclips
That makes you cute 👽❤
Thank you QT!!
Varun Dhawan(mac) & Kartik Aryan(sham)
Interesting.
Lol no.
Rimi Sen
Reema Sen
Raima Sen
You need to make a video on them because the non Bengali audience keeps confusing them 😆
* cry emoji * back
*Why Priyadarsh always name her Anjali in literally every movie*
Why does this channel only have a 38k subscribers
Yeah it really confuses me. So many other channels have such a large viewership even though they have a very substandard content.
You guys 🥺. Ah my heart can't take this much pyaar. 🫂
@@TheQuarterTicketShow you are one of those creator, I want to spend a day with
3:52 what if the director and scriptwriter had this ONE joke and just went with it to make a movie💀💀
Wastage of food, that was my first reaction when I saw this movie...so much food they waste...which was just prepared ...🤦🏻♀️
The Middle class girl in me just died every time they threw away perfectly good food.
I understand and agree with the points raised. But this was hip back when it released and I’m sure even you must have cracked up while watching some of the scenes. Everyone grows up. Everybody has their own timelines.
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I'm a video editor, and i luv your editing skills darling, perfect cuts on perfect timing, along with dat funny narration always... extremely creative! love you cutie!
I love this movie! one of the best stress busters... yeah we need this Akshay Back and Priyadarshan's comedy movies too.... hey Cutie Do "De Dana Dan" also :)
Thank you so much 😄
*Reeboot: Varun Dhawan as Mac & Kartik Aryan as Chesse*
Agar Akshay Kumar ki tarah koi actress aisa role play kare jisme uski engagement ho chuki ho.Or fir bhi kisi aur par line maare or fir 3 ladko ke saath live-in me rahe.Fir dekhenge kya reaction hoga .😂😂😂Ladke aise role kare to fun or ladkiya kare to slut.
Times are gladly changing now dheere dheere
Mak and cheese 😂😂😂
The answer to your last question- Varun Dhawan and Karthik Aryan
Reference use kiya to Prem Agan ka dishonest review bhi kar do . Please 😅😅😅
Hahaha ill try
m kl se lagatar, aapki videos dekh rha hu.... Can't get enough of it....
Shukriya
3:10 that was gold!, 3:38 hum log ko apne PhD supervisor ko mail dikhane ke liye nikalna padta hai. 5:12 shotti bolchi! 8:51 I's sorry. Too much hilarious moments.
2:23🤯 I should be used to this by now but u still took me by surprise
I have that effect on people 😎🙌
Khocchor is just ..ok , theek thaak
Best Bangla swearing was done by Reema Sen in .....you guessed it
Gangs of wasseypur 😂
Sob bangali youtubers gulo eto creative at the same time savage hobei
Karthik Aryan and Vicky Kaushal
Bro where were you. I have been waiting for your video. Keeping making videos 🥺
I have arrived 😎
That UNBELIVABLE of your is stucked on my tongue in day to day life since I saw it in your pardes dishonest review !!
Honestly speaking I loved John and Akshay chemistry in this movie and this is the only movie I liked John's acting and comedy.
*In my childhood I laughed so much watching this video but now I am feeling uncomfortable*
There are two types of comedy one in which you laugh with the characters and other where you laugh at them. This is an second one where we laugh at their messed up situation.
Kitni baat to yeh formula rehash ho gaya. The one that jumps out is Kapil Sharma wali movie with Chucha as his bestie.
For bhi agar remake karni hai to Kartik Aryan with any of the fukrey/luv ranjan boys would be fine.
Ok now I am going to leave a looong comment after watching the entire video
To answer your question that if this film were made now whom would I cast?
Well I 'd rather such a vulgar, misogynistic, sexist isn't made again. My younger self found this funny because I didn't know better. If people think this is humorous then why don't they make a movie with the genders of the characters switched and lets see if it makes for laughs or shaming.
As for the video I can't describe how well made it was. The dialogue and scene parallels of Akshay Kumar's old movies, of John's old movies, of John AND Hrithik, your dread for the Hera Pheri franchise and your last comment on Akshay Kumar's choice of movies except OMG 2 - I agree with all of them.
P.S. I did not know Priyadarshan made this movie. SO CHEAP! Is this the same guy who gave us so many gold comedy movies?
Just what I was going to write. 👍
I would legit love to watch a movie with the genders switched. I want priyanka as the lead. The 3 guys can be john, abhishek (i wanna see these two together after dostana and dhoom) and hrithik (or maybe ranveer?). John can be the himbo, abhishek is a sensitive poet and hrithik is a workaholic. 😂
Exactly what i wanted to hear...you made my day.
Yaar Humse Ek Nahin patti Akshay Kumar se char char Kaise pad Gai yaar mujhe lagta hai yah movie akshy Kumar ki real life pe best hai❤ is liye ye video dubara dek raha hoon😂
John Abraham’s pathan audition 😂😂
Leo and John wick in the same movie.
I feel Desi Boyz is either a spin-off or sequel of Garam Masala. 🎬
Akshay and John 👬
Edit: There you said it. Desi Boyz First Draft.
Haha IKR?
1:02 HAHAHA #PhirBhiBillHaiHindustani
Tomar golar kontho amar chul er cheyeo reshmi 😉
Ore baba re. Oshonkho dhonnobad
@@TheQuarterTicketShow anything for you, porom sundori 😎
सिद्धांत chaturvedi and ranveer singh
Interesting choice
@@TheQuarterTicketShow yeah I really want to see the two in such a crazy movie 👍
Khochchor is my go to gaali, I've learnt it from a Bengali friend. He also pronounces the ' chcho' part as 'sso' and it sounds like 'khossor' 😂 . I think that's more offensive and satisfying.
Haha true
i haven't even watched this movie but this was so funny!!
Slow video h , 2x pe bhi slow h
I get it. ill summarize the video for you. Guy dupes 3 girls, i make fun of the guy. the end.
‘Garam Masala’ Reboot would have Aditya Roy Kapur and Sidharth Malhotra.
I can't even begin to imagine them doing comedy.
@@TheQuarterTicketShow but it’ll definitely be a “garam masala” to watch for us girls 😂🔥🔥👀
Movie was also a copied version of Boeing Boeing
Iska roast nai dekh paaya yaar pata nai kyu
If they remake garam masala then I wanna see Ranbir Kapoor as mac and ranveer singh as sam😊
Seems to be a popular choice
Ranbir wouldn't be able to carry the movie. His acting skills are pretty limited imo.
Hyan khochchor ta ki kore bojhabo hindi bah english...
Most memorable movie after andaz apna apna and hera feri 👌👌👌😂Every side character specially uncle mambo and safed naag made this movie classic 😂😍🤣.. Maine sarvajanik jan kalyan seva mandal nhi khola hai 😂
Check kro..Kuch gadbad hai..Notifications nhi aa rhi aaj kal tumhare videos ki...Jab ki bell icon pe 'all' laga rakha hai...
Sad to hear this :( well distributions me we haven't kept any restrictions...so maybe it's some trigger words that youtube is blocking for you i d k . 🫠
Best line from the movie was " Subah shave kiya aur ab dadhi wapas aagaya, kya shaving cream lagaya ya Chawanprash" 😂
2000s decade Akshay kumar was a different beast, yes we didn't realize the blatant sexism and cringe at the time but we were all young and naive😢
Her Bengali accent 😩❤️
I dont have an accent.
Hi Di! Hope you are well! Garam masala agar aj banti to I maybe cast Rajkumar rao and Anshuman. Bareli ki Barfi aaj bhi made me laugh and they sync with the 'Priyadarshan category" well I guess. Just my opinion hehe
Aap girlfriend ki baat kar rahe ho, Akshay wo banda hai jo Ajnabee me biwi badalne ko taiyar tha.
Waha to murder bhi kar deta
@@TheQuarterTicketShow B category ka C class aadmi. Nadi me paida hota hai, naale me mar jaata hai. By the way, if you want to see Akshay in an underrated comedy movie, you must watch Aflatoon. The comedy is on point with some meta references and the soundtrack is a banger. My wishful thinking also wants you to make a dishonest review of that movie. Please do it... For old time's sake. 🥺
Let me see if I can find it!
@@TheQuarterTicketShow RUclips pe free me available hai.
Alright! Thank you.
7:56 #NotAllNRIs
Kitni cringe hai behen tu! Issey accha mai Garam Masala hi dekh leta
And anyone should give a crap about your befaltu ki opinion because? Aa jate hai sab...
Ek baar Jo watch hour de Diya to de Diya... Ab kya?
Stop being so negative. She's cringe in the most wholesome way ❤
I wish i could add the "she's our f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ shitposter and she's crazy" meme here
Lmao how is she cringe? It's not her fault your sense of humor took a plunge.
Ayushman khurrana (john) aur Ranveer Singh (akshay kumar) ko cast karta
Good choice
I was watching this yesterday 🤣 I watch this movie when I'm bored...😂😂😂 Your videos are lit as usual ❤❤
Desi boys❌ havsi boys ✅
Correct
addicted to your voice🌝
3:05 STOP u did not need to drag Ross into this 🤡🤡
Asli id se aao Emily!
ranveer singh and karthik aryan
কতদিন পর কাউকে খচ্চর বলতে শুনলাম 👌👌👌👌👌 সবাই AC BC MC KMC করে যাচ্ছে খালি 😢
underrated
@@TheQuarterTicketShow truly underrated , bong galis and TQTS both. You deserve more and more QTs ❤️
My whole family went to watch this movie and I was like 4.
Oh poor you
Bruh they remade Boing Boing
Movies ka kya hai Jo sense Banati hai woh koi Dekhta nahi , aur jo log dekhte hai woh sense nahi banati
We have all kinds of audiences in India. Bas kabhi kabhi sahi film sahi audience Tak pahunch nhi pati
বোন আমার একদম একমত, বাংলায় গালি দেয়ার মতো মজা আর শান্তি আর কিছুতেই নেই।
Your videos are awesome, keep it up dear❤
Thank you so much 😀
@@TheQuarterTicketShow you deserve a lot more success dear
5:10 HAHA I remember one of my relatives saying “Khachh-ur” when they couldn’t translate the word in Hindi. Also, Bangali Gaali holo amader magajastror shrishti 😂
Love it
Whatever man garam masala is a really fun watch 😂 kuch bhi bolo tum
It is a guilty pleasure