TELL ME WHY every time I see these tik toks and I expect Dumbledore to be like this when I go and re watch the Harry Potter movies and when he's not I get disappointed 😂
Minnie: "Stop trying to bang the Minister he doesn't want you! You make him heave!" Umbridge: "Lies all lies!" Minnie: "He told me he'd rather have a romantic night with Voldemort and he's a homicidal maniac with no nose!" LMAO
Dumbledore's comments make the already scalding (and alliterative) Minerva insults and her superior dominance over all of the wizarding world even better if possible.
“COME ON THE TEA IS SCOLDING” I never knew I needed to hear Dumbledore being such a drama addict. This line kills me every time I hear it I love these videos so much.
I love that Minerva hides Dumbledore In her supply closet. It’s just the kind of thing she would do. Making sure her best friend can stay at his school.
I am so glad you added the scene where Minerva and Harry (and that pink figure) are speaking about Harry's becoming an auror. That scene is just in the books.
I rewatched the movies and I’m not kidding I was sad that Dumbledore and Minerva weren’t spending half the time roasting Umbridge and betting on Harry’s love life 😂
" Potter has about as much chance of becoming an Auror as Dumbledore becoming Headmaster again " " So a great, big, massive, humungous chance then, Potter "
Cho didn’t even choose the name for “Dumbledore’s Army” but then cho had a warse name I would’ve called it “it none of Umbridge bossiness Nor is it any of the ministry’s bissness”
I keep making the mistake of watching these at 1:00am IM DYINGGGG🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣 you should do more with minerva destroying umbridge and dumbledores drama OBSESSION or more voldemort stuff
🤣 I’m nowhere near enough of a Potter head to know what the original scenes from the video are but this is HILARIOUS! The roasts are amazing! Great content!
I’ve watched this particular video 3 times in a row already, and I only discovered your golden content half an hour ago. Take my sub, take my likes, take my soul, you deserve it
All the minerva vs umbridge ones have me CACKLING and give me fuel for insults irl. Just today i had the pleasure of using “BEG ALL YOU WANT YOU HAGGARD GOBLIN” in an argument and my mental health is soaring
"He like an ancient bearded baby." 😯😍 Damn Snape that was great. That is the was the only thing that makes me happy when Snape spoke during this whole thing and I've watched and listened to this for about five hours.
I would pay top dollar to see the Harry Potter movies redone like this from start to finish! I laugh from my gut every time I watch one of these videos! They're sheer comedy gold! 🤣🤣🤣
“ Well he told me he’d rather have a romantic night out with Voldemort and he’s a maniac with no nose “ “ ohh… “ “ and no wonder to look at you pink everyday what are you 10?! “
I really feel for the actress who played Umbridge, apparently a sweet woman, and clearly an incredibly talented actress. Especially as nice as she allegedly is in real life. I hope she's gotten to play somebody nice so people know she's not Umbridge incarnate.
I have no idea how I only found you two days ago. In the midst of trying to get 3 grad school courses worth of homework done in about 4 weeks (long story, broke both hands at the beginning of the semester and only regained the ability to type 2 weeks ago) these short videos have been SUCH A JOY during an obnoxiously stressful time. I love Sassy Dumbledor, and Reading Minnie is THE BEST!! And I love how Dumbledor loses his head when Minerva starts sassing umbridge. Bless your creativity and good humor!! I’m sure it’s a long way off but I’m hoping you eventually do Hermione beating up Ron after he comes back in DH! And even though there aren’t any video clips, ALSO in HPDH there’s the scene when Harry sneaks into Ravenclaw tower and a dearth eater Spits in Minerva’s face? Harry crucios the guy and I now have a beautiful image of Harry throwing every bit of shade he has ever learned from McG before cursing him, and the portrait of Dumbledor being awakened by the epic ness.
mcgongall: You dont turn up at my school and start cutting my children
Dumbledore:sorry...who's school?
Ofcourse McGonagall's school. Dumbledore's is acting as if he even does something for the school . Lol
@Papaya Club LOVE her . She's my favourite character. I liked her from the second page of the book.
@Papaya Club and she is. Well, after deathly hallows
@@RRC879 same
😂😂😂😂😂
The quote of the year
Dumbledoor”I’m gonna drop kick you across gryfendor table!”
Could not stop laughing at that
"beg all you want, you haggard goblin"
(No hate intended) it’s gryfindor
@@evamakgill4008 *gryffindor
@@hafsasamia5997 damn it.
"COME ON THE TEA IS SCOLDING!!!!"
"WHOOOO!"
"AHHHH IT'S SO NASTY!"
That was one of my favourite ones. Dumbledore was messy as hell🤣🤣
Omg yes I loved that😂😂
Luvin it!
I memorized that whole part
"Sorry who's school?"
Fred. George. Harry 🥺🥺
"Shut up Dumbledore, trying to write it for Hermione and Ron...Hog..Hag" with tongue*
I died laughing 😂
TELL ME WHY every time I see these tik toks and I expect Dumbledore to be like this when I go and re watch the Harry Potter movies and when he's not I get disappointed 😂
LoL HaHHahahHha
If he was like this then he would be one of the most popular characters for sure
Same 🥺
Ain’t nothing but a heart brea-no sorry not the time imma go bye
@@baconandwaffles7827 lol
"Anything you'd like to add?"
"....skank"
Also i love that harrys just writing down the conversations for hermione and ron
Ik. 😂
Lol
" No offense Potter, I didn't want to leave you there."
" Aw thanks proffessor that's actually really nice."
lmaoo
🤣🤣🤣.
@@katherinepierce7676 XD I loved that line
@@lorenzogus6925 thanks :)
I memorized that part :D
I kept rewatching that part XD
"NO WONDER FILCH FOLLOWS YOU AROUND WITH A MOP!"
GOLDDD
“if you were my baby i’d have left you on a doorstep, no offense potter i really didn’t want to leave you there”
BAHAHAHAH PLSSS
Aw thanks professor
OP, your pfp is so accepting. Equal rights for all.
Except the goddamn women who don't understand equal rights means equal fights.
Minnie: "Stop trying to bang the Minister he doesn't want you! You make him heave!"
Umbridge: "Lies all lies!"
Minnie: "He told me he'd rather have a romantic night with Voldemort and he's a homicidal maniac with no nose!"
LMAO
I died on the spot! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@letslearn7562 what song do you want me to play at your funeral
@@luxurgaming9746 no song! 🤣🤣
@@luxurgaming9746 who run the world girls who run the world girls
that "oh" right afterwards 🤣🤣
“HAVE YOU MET THE MAN HE’S NEVER BEEN IN A CLISET HIS ETIRE LIFE”
🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Except for Grindy.
Oooooooohhhhhhhh. Now I get it.
@Zothuro yesssss. He has a thing for Grindewald.
The whole thing was so funny that I genuinely think my heart might have stopped from laughing so much.
I just realized that 🤣
"what have I done to deserve this?"
"Exist you classless catastrophe"
This gotta be the best insult of all 🤣🤣🤣
Minerva mcgonagall u badass chick
I dunno, I’m kind of partial to “cantankerous cockwomble”.
Agreed
"Not to mention causing bodily harm to my students on a daily basis you reprehensible reptile" 🤣🤣🤣
Dumbledore's comments make the already scalding (and alliterative) Minerva insults and her superior dominance over all of the wizarding world even better if possible.
Dumbledore: "I'm gonna drop kick you"
My mind immediately: "Sir, I drop kicked that child in self defence"
Hehe same
Are we talking about technoblade
@@dhanushm6557 yes
Rip Technoblade
I was looking for this
" READ HER TO FILTH MINNIE!!!!"
Are we not gonna talk about "Have a biscuit, Potter."
THANK you!
@@user-ij3il1sj1k listen I don’t think chan made that
"Take a biscuit, Potter" Minerva
"This is outrageous. It is unfair" Ron
"How can you give him a biscuit but not his friends too?" Hermione
Yeah pls
You deleted your comment☯︎
The movie we all want 😂
Yesss
@@yasminegoat2923 and @Dom Mc Donald YESSSS
FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey there is gonna be lot of burns and casualties among costars and the audience.😂😂😂#thuglife
Yesss
"what have I done to deserve this?"
"exist you classless catastrophe."
LMAOOOOO
XD
Classless catastrophe! 😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg
She forgot she was at Hogwarts and took a trip to Downton Abbey.
This line always gets me... 😂😂
"Come on the tea is SCOLDING "
got me laughing
" I WILL BACKHAND YOU DOWN THESE STAIRS " omfg
“he told me he’d rather have a romantic night in with Voldemort, and he’s a homicidal maniac with no nose”- IM DYING 🤣 1:29
That was the best! 😂😂🥰🥰
It’s even better because at the time fudge was denying Voldemort’s current existence
McGonagall and Dumbledore: *dabbing on Umbridge’s corpse
“I beg your pardon”
“Beg all you want you haggard goblin”
Incredible
“COME ON THE TEA IS SCOLDING”
I never knew I needed to hear Dumbledore being such a drama addict.
This line kills me every time I hear it I love these videos so much.
These are giving me life
You ever watch "Dear Reader, Wizard People?"
I just love Dumbledore, he's so sassy and wild please make one where Dumbledore is talking to young voldemort
*"Minerva , what does this clown think its doing?"*
LMAO I'M DEAD
we need this as an actual movie
ruclips.net/video/_EkW1rEYgJ0/видео.html
It’s about 2hours long so it’s worth a movie😅
“Just shut up and watch the carnage!” Literally had me rolling 😂😂
"Is Album Dumbledore in the supply closest?"
"No! Have you met the man!? He's never been in a closet in his life you sour-faced dirt sack!!!!!"
😂😂😂
I love that Minerva hides Dumbledore In her supply closet. It’s just the kind of thing she would do. Making sure her best friend can stay at his school.
He whent number 4 grim old place
@@audralegg6477 No, he didn't. At least not as per the book
"Fred"
"George"
"✨hArRY✨"
That one sent me. 🤣
💀😂
“Get ready you cantankerous cockwomble, I’m about to spit some facts.”
That is such a powerful line...
*"No offense Potter, I didn't want to leave you there."* 😉
*"Awww.... thanks proffessor that's actually really nice."* 🥺
“RIP Cedric. But life moves on. Get over it.”
*Sir he is the love of my life I cannot get over it!*
“someone called pompery because umbridge got burned😂😂😂”
-albus dumbledore
"She did NOT just say that. I will come out of this closet, I don't even care."
Well that part melted my heart.
Ok, but how does this person have so much talent to come up with all these skits. Not to even mention the insults! Love it!
I am so glad you added the scene where Minerva and Harry (and that pink figure) are speaking about Harry's becoming an auror. That scene is just in the books.
I rewatched the movies and I’m not kidding I was sad that Dumbledore and Minerva weren’t spending half the time roasting Umbridge and betting on Harry’s love life 😂
They were, just out of screen XD
Dumbledoor hasn't been in a closet his whole life- OMG LOL
i just got that
ive been blessed this is exactly what youtube shouldve been recommending me from the start
Dumbledore: YEET GOES THE HAT 🎩
Me: *basically dying of laughter*
P.S you should do more of these, they are hilarious 🤣
Sorry but you needa know Draco is coming to destroy you Pottah :/
@@_Rat_Stew__ SKANK-
Hiyah Harry!
I love how everyone's just making fun of his username
Hi Harry
"You get my pretty name out your mouth!"
Easily my favorite line XD This is the HP movie we all want.
"Did you lot see that?!" " it was sexy... " (me dead of laughing at Dumbledore and filch
These are the most complex insults I’ve ever heard...
Insults hurt more if you use illiteration.
“......So, there are some new teachers.....anyway...back to me”
I am literally dying rn!
2:24 "Fred." "Goerge." "Harry!"
I don't know why but i found that very funny.
So unexpected😂
I will never see Dumbledore the same ever again.LOL!
Umbridge: anything else you want to say?
Dumbledore: ✨S K A N K✨
Yes the simple
✨S K A N K✨
Did it for me lol
" Potter has about as much chance of becoming an Auror as Dumbledore becoming Headmaster again "
" So a great, big, massive, humungous chance then, Potter "
as a Brit the scolding tea made me want tea so I’m now drinking tea and I Laughed the tea out-
"You are a spiteful slug and nobody wants to spend any time in your vicinity."
That was brilliant.
Dolores.exe has broken down
2:42 Flich: I'll follow you 😍
Dumbledore: Aah it's so nasty!!!😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"This years gonna be fun"
"So fun"
-Fred and George
Cho didn’t even choose the name for “Dumbledore’s Army” but then cho had a warse name I would’ve called it “it none of Umbridge bossiness Nor is it any of the ministry’s bissness”
Round 2...Dumbledore Hyping the fight is the most wonderful thing I ever seen and Heard...
I love your Minerva impression! and I also love that Dumbledore is a massive drama queen. Your content is awesome
I keep making the mistake of watching these at 1:00am IM DYINGGGG🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
you should do more with minerva destroying umbridge and dumbledores drama OBSESSION or more voldemort stuff
YAS!
i am dying from laughter 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ey, 3:21 am, I have to get up at 7:45, pls kill me
This is really how sassy Minerva could be. wish they kept these dialogues in the movie too😂😂😂
“We’re you dropped on your head as a baby, Dorlores?
Did your parents not love you?”
That’s my favourite
"Ahh someone call madam Pomfrey because Dolores got burned"
🤣 I’m nowhere near enough of a Potter head to know what the original scenes from the video are but this is HILARIOUS! The roasts are amazing! Great content!
"Beggin you want you Hagrid goblin."
"Classless catastrophe"
"Cantankerous cockwomble"
Favourite lines 😂😂😂😂
2:48 dont miss the new content 😆😂😂😍
I’ve watched this particular video 3 times in a row already, and I only discovered your golden content half an hour ago. Take my sub, take my likes, take my soul, you deserve it
1 I'm dying of laughter
2 brilliant voice acting especially with Minerva and Umbridge
3 this video made my day thank you
The 'classless catastrophe' cracked me up hard 😂
All the minerva vs umbridge ones have me CACKLING and give me fuel for insults irl. Just today i had the pleasure of using “BEG ALL YOU WANT YOU HAGGARD GOBLIN” in an argument and my mental health is soaring
❤️❤️❤️
I love these so much!! Thank you for all that you do!
❤️❤️❤️
4:22 LMAO Funny how Umbridge mentions that McGonagall doesn't have any children, yet she doesn't have any herself.
"Listen here ya little hobbit-"
THAT HAD ME WHEEZING.
Edit: *Cantankerous Cockwomble*
**Death noises**
"He like an ancient bearded baby."
😯😍 Damn Snape that was great.
That is the was the only thing that makes me happy when Snape spoke during this whole thing and I've watched and listened to this for about five hours.
"That was sick, Professor."
"Thank you Potter."
I wouldn't mind watching this a dozen times and listen to it while working. I love the book 5 spoof
"Have you met Albus?! He hasn't been in the closet a day in his life!"
“You classless catastrophe” oh my god, me!
Dumbridge: thank you, headmaster UWU
dumbledore: i am gonna dropkick you across Gryffindor table 👁👄👁
0:28
Dumbridge is utter perfection.
4:10
Me: "that must be Dumbledore in the closet."
yes I said that with all seriousness.
You capture her Minerva's voice so perfectly. Your voice is replacing her actual voice from the movie in my memory.
Dumbledore : I'm going to drop kick you across Gryffindor table
I was having a bad day, and having umbridge getting roasted made my day. Thank you 😁
5:25 I was just trying to learn all these 😂😂😂😂😂
I absolutely love these parodies! It always gives me a good laugh. Keep up the good work :)
0:37 best eye acting I have ever seen😂
“Anything you would like to say?”
“… skank”
That part never fails to make me cackle 😭😭😭
I would pay top dollar to see the Harry Potter movies redone like this from start to finish! I laugh from my gut every time I watch one of these videos! They're sheer comedy gold! 🤣🤣🤣
“Anything you’d like to say?”
*”S k a n k”*
“ Well he told me he’d rather have a romantic night out with Voldemort and he’s a maniac with no nose “
“ ohh… “
“ and no wonder to look at you pink everyday what are you 10?! “
"You DON'T turn up at MY school and start cutting MY children"
"Sorry, who's school?"
Lmao I-
“OMG LADS ITS HAPPENING”
“COME ON THE TEA IS SCOLDING”
This is canon now, because I said so.
I died at dumbledores comments. Also filch with his "YoUrE mY bEyOnCe DeLoReS..."
Albus : Omg Lads its Happening
Harry : whats happening
Albus : Minnie and Umbridge round 2 its fight its a fight
I'm just imagining Harry Hermione Ron Neville Ginny and Luna just arguing and then this happens.
COME ON THE TEA IS SCOLDING!
"I'm going to drop kick you across the Griffindore table"
Me:🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 EXUSE MEHH😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
WHY GRYFFINDOR !?!?! I DONT WANT THAT CLASSLESS CATASTROPHE !!!!!!!LET THE FRIGGIN SLYTHERYNS HAVE HER
I love this , please do more !
I really feel for the actress who played Umbridge, apparently a sweet woman, and clearly an incredibly talented actress. Especially as nice as she allegedly is in real life. I hope she's gotten to play somebody nice so people know she's not Umbridge incarnate.
"Your my Beyonce, Delores"
LMAO🤣🤣🤣
“We’re you dropped on your head as a baby Deloris? Did your parents not love you?” KILLS ME EVERYTIME🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're a genius with those lines!!
I have no idea how I only found you two days ago. In the midst of trying to get 3 grad school courses worth of homework done in about 4 weeks (long story, broke both hands at the beginning of the semester and only regained the ability to type 2 weeks ago) these short videos have been SUCH A JOY during an obnoxiously stressful time. I love Sassy Dumbledor, and Reading Minnie is THE BEST!! And I love how Dumbledor loses his head when Minerva starts sassing umbridge. Bless your creativity and good humor!!
I’m sure it’s a long way off but I’m hoping you eventually do Hermione beating up Ron after he comes back in DH!
And even though there aren’t any video clips, ALSO in HPDH there’s the scene when Harry sneaks into Ravenclaw tower and a dearth eater Spits in Minerva’s face? Harry crucios the guy and I now have a beautiful image of Harry throwing every bit of shade he has ever learned from McG before cursing him, and the portrait of Dumbledor being awakened by the epic ness.
These videos give me life 😂😂😂
"SHUT UP AND WATCH THE CARNAGE" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
That should be the alt title for this vid. 🏅🏆👏