actually i have a friend that he is a lolicon, and turned out he worked as healthcare administrator, and now he help in public service that help lost child
>gets asked to do a dog impression >thanks, it helps "Will you stop it with the _thanks, it helps_ assumption that I'll definitely do it?" >2 seconds later *_"わんわん!"_*
That "KYAN" at the end got me by surprise, it thought this clip are just gonna be purely tsukommi. I hadn't prepare my heart for such cheap attack like that..... . . . BLESS YOU UI MAMA!!!
@@VUfElectrolyticCapacitor Hey, I just want to find a girl that likes lolis and/or shotas, so we'll understand each other. Then I want to settle down for a peaceful life.
@@VUfElectrolyticCapacitor Yeah! I'd prefer that she was into shotas though, because then we'd understand each other, but still be a little bit mysterious with each other, but either is fine. Also, I get the sense that Matsuri isn't the type that would want to "settle down".
don't quote me but there was one Vtuber that had "forget (about it) beam", like the Vtuber will mess up and do a "forget beam" and chat will be like, "what happened" "i forgot about it", so this is basically a spin off, charging your "ui meter"
![[Eng Sub] Matsuri Takes Choco Sensei's Quiz](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zyMzYg3cy3A/mqdefault.jpg)
![Shigure Ui's Chat Roasts : Christmas Edition [Eng Sub]](/img/1.gif)
"Don't breath for the rest of your life."
Not even a single delay.
Not a single hesitation, not a glimpse of remorse
"Go back to sleep and starve"
"did I stutter?" - Ui-mama
Good news if you do this you won’t be doing it for long!
Depending on how long it takes that is.
Its called a "Tsundere Hit Scan' my friend.
"how do I get good at games?"
*wide Ui mama*
"d... don't.. ask me."
I'm dying LOL
OOF
She can roast a lot of people in just a few minutes
And lot of them are killed. But they probaly M so...
they died peacefuly.
That's why she earned the title of 'flamethrower'
*in a few seconds
"Stop saying Kawaii; I'm leaving."
*actually leaves*
It’s ridiculous just how cute Ui-mama is, both in terms of personality and in her character design
i agree
getting stabbed by a knife has never sounded so soft and cute
Ui-mama, destroyer of dreams and marshmallows
She's... roasting marshmallows
@@alextran8387 heh nice
Guy named dream:
Internally terrifying
Ui Mama's tsukkomi game too strong. Why must she be so adorably savage?
No wonder Subaru is a tsukkomi too. Not as good as Ui mama tho
Lmao that lolicon to-be-doctor
Makes me proud
actually i have a friend that he is a lolicon, and turned out he worked as healthcare administrator, and now he help in public service that help lost child
0:48 damn... Ui Mama gave this man a mission to stop his best friend
It's a noble mission, 3d lolicons must be stopped.
Only the 3d ones.
Don't you dare touch that tag.
She roasts with the voice as light as a feather, but the words hits like a brick.
Shigure Ui: I'm not cute
*Shigure Ui lied as naturally as she breathed*
Someone: what you do for living
Ui-mama: roasting people
Thanks for this UI-mama clip bruh, hope that you make some of UI-mama's clips again
_Says "kyan" in a register that is almost beyond human hearing_
Ui: Sorry, that ended up being a normal human "kyan"
3:36
>gets asked to do a dog impression
>thanks, it helps
"Will you stop it with the _thanks, it helps_ assumption that I'll definitely do it?"
>2 seconds later
*_"わんわん!"_*
Subaru tsukkomi skill was from her mother
Tags: Sole Female, Savage AF
Correction
Tags : sole female,humiliation,mind break ,snuff
You guys forgot Femdom
I'm both glad and not glad that Subaru didn't get this part of Ui...
There no breaks in her savagery and at the same time she is always endearing.
So this is how final boss looks like...
1:34 lmao those Kenmochi touya streams are getting to her
This is the one of the highest quality subs I've ever seen, the English is perfect
this made my day, thank you ^^
1:30... At last she took knockback damage
This reminds me of the Daily life of high school boys, the episode of Career choices and the teacher.
this is the kind of tough love we deserve
Everyone's grilled straight up🙃
Ui-mama is so based lmaooo
Damn, her "Kyan" tho..
0:38
*"Hey Bright I'm gonna need to borrow that chainsaw cannon of yours real quick."*
That guy who got the birthday greeting is the second luckiest guy in the world. Tsundere Ui-mama greeting is priceless
One of the best clips
I just now realized how much Subaru takes from her mama, they both respond like Tsukkomis.
Literally not even less than 10 seconds into this and I already laughed for a minute straight at "Don't breathe for the rest of your life."
0:46 STOP HIM
1:31 K A W A I
That throat clear.. She's the real shubamama.
man subaru learned her tsukkomi routine from her mom
"Let's poke her with a stick and see how she reacts yeah?" - Chat Irwin
"Release.... THE KRAKEN!!!!!" - Ui mama
No wonder subaru is also great at tsukomi... It a heritage
I want to be verbally abused by ui-mama as well
Getting roasted by Ui-mama speedeun any%
That "KYAN" at the end got me by surprise, it thought this clip are just gonna be purely tsukommi. I hadn't prepare my heart for such cheap attack like that.....
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BLESS YOU UI MAMA!!!
the power of boke, is far too strong in this one
She actually barked...
♥️❤♥️❤♥️❤🗿💓💥❤🤭💝💯💝🎶🥰🤨😍😗😶🤨😙🤭😜😋😘😛🤨🐄🐽🦄🐈🐩🐖🐩
Dear God
The last guy is lucky
so if we want her to do anything we just have to say thanks in advance
My heart 💕
Savage mama
0:37
Wait... The lolicon aiming to be a pediatrician is a genius, no ordinary 1 braincelled man can stop him.
good thing the FBI has people with lots of braincells
@@PandaXs1 *the FBI isn't in japan, he's unstoppable*
@@tangerlemon How cute, you think the FBI respects international jurisdiction.
y i k e s
oh no
Im a l○licon too
L○lis are love
They are light!
They are life!
Um....Officer....yes, this two over here.
@@VUfElectrolyticCapacitor
Hey, I just want to find a girl that likes lolis and/or shotas, so we'll understand each other. Then I want to settle down for a peaceful life.
@@Phatnaru0002 So.....someone like Matsuri?
@@VUfElectrolyticCapacitor
Yeah! I'd prefer that she was into shotas though, because then we'd understand each other, but still be a little bit mysterious with each other, but either is fine.
Also, I get the sense that Matsuri isn't the type that would want to "settle down".
Dang I hope that guy finish ui loli
When did Ui get boing boing?
Can someone explain what the UI beam is?
don't quote me but there was one Vtuber that had "forget (about it) beam", like the Vtuber will mess up and do a "forget beam" and chat will be like, "what happened" "i forgot about it", so this is basically a spin off, charging your "ui meter"
Is Ui an independent vtuber?
Yeah and she is famous ilustrator for anime osamake.
Ummmm....