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So this woman thinks it's a brag that she exposed her baby's genitals to a stranger just because the stranger thought her daughter was her son, what sort of parent would EVER do that!? That's just sickening!
Honestly, wouldn't even be surprised by that happening, some people are just not okay in the head about tiny beings that aren't even old enough to understand speech beyond tonal changes
Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.
Worst part about these compilation videos is hearing "time for wholesome memes" but then no wholesomeness, only more lies! Love your videos Vincey!
True he needs to keep them included in the compilations
As someone who has seizures, you do not know anything happening while you're in one. You would have no recollection of being rocked unless you came to during and were able to actually come to yourself. A friend was rubbing my head once and I had no idea until hours later when we were talking about it. Months before that, EMTs had surrounded me without me knowing. It was a trip when I came to.
Can I just say that in the battleship post, the ships were placed so terribly. In the rules, it says your ships can’t be touching, so yeah.
Huh I didn't know that
One time I was with my daughter at a Disney movie at the theater and during a quiet part a little kid LOUDLY whispered "DADDY! I MADE A STINKY!" and a bunch of people laughed. And that really did happen.
But did the whole theater clap?
See, that is actually a bit believable due to how unfiltered little kids can be... But a quiet part in a Disney Film? Those last maybe 20 seconds it feels like... Either that or I have horrible ADHD.
I love watching these. Not only do we get to hear your progress, but I also get a nice long video to listen to while I play video games
I used to be the least popular girl in school but then I had an opinion different to everyone else and guess what? No one cared because having a different opinion to other people doesn't make you more special.
You're special to me, sister. We would have been friends.
@@noodlepoodlegirl aw thank you, I'm sure we would've been great friends ☺️
Another tale:
When I was in tenth grade (Biology), the class was on twin DNA. I had just got done reading Encyclopedia Brown number (whatever) in which it explained about twins in simple terms, so thought I was "the bomb" and so smart. I was able to answer each question, and my hand shot up every time. The other students seemed not to know (but more likely didn't care or didn't want to bother). Teacher finally offered me the chalk and in a choked voice said "you wanna teach?" I was so smug, I thought he was being serious so told him "no, that's okay." He rolled his eyes and went on. It took me years (cause I'm really not that smart) to realize he was being insulting and sarcastic to me. And all these years, I thought I was so cool. Turns out teens are dumber than sh*t. (And yes, I was 15 and still reading Encyclopedia Brown.)
Idk what encyclopedia brown is but that’s pretty funny. The closest thing to that that I’ve experienced was a little like that but without the sarcasm. It makes me sound really pretentious and like I think of myself as having superior intellect or some bs like that so I don’t really tell people about it often. It’s one of those stories that would probably end up on this subreddit but is actually a true story. I think that’s why it’s easy to tell that the stories that are on the subreddit aren’t true, because most people who have things like this happen to them know that it sounds made up so why post about it.
@@Emnms68 Very true. As I was sharing, I realized how outlandish it sounded, but finished telling anyway. I think most people who go through something similar to this realize, sooner or later, just how absurd the situation is.
Encyclopedia Brown is a children's book series about a boy who solves crime cases for 25 cents (USD) a case. His father is a cop, and he boy is a genius and sometimes even helps his father solve cases. For instance, there is a case where someone presents a sword to him that the client feels was real, but wonders if, indeed, it was fake, since the client got it for a cheap price. The client (another kid) hires Encyclopedia Brown to figure out if the sword is real and get the money back if it isn't.
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The sword had an engraving on it that claimed it belonged to "such and such" officer at the First Battle of Bull Run (an American Civil War battle) and was presented at or just after that battle (it had a date). Seeing the inscription, Encyclopedia Brown declared the sword was a fake. Because if the sword had been presented at the first Battle of Bull Run, there was no way it would claim that. Not only was the Battle called "Antietam" then, but no one could predict there would be a Second Battle of Bull Run later on in the war. The date would have had to be much later to show that both battles had already been fought.
The facts the were presented to solve each case fascinated me so much that I still read the series as a teenager.
Going to highschool this year so dont🖊️try🖊️to🖊️be🖊️a🖊️smarta$$🖊️
@@oougahersharr I was in elementary in the 80's, I was in GATE (in California) and we used to read Encyclopedia Brown! You just brought back some really cool nostalgia. Love it.
@@noodlepoodlegirl Oh, I love it when someone else had a similar interest. I'm glad I brought you some small happy memory. 🙂
I love the energy of your older vids. Love it , love it!
The poster with the "changing eye colors" is only partially right. Eyes can indeed change color, but often due to lighting and what colors are around them, or being worn. I know because I have hazel eyes. Hazel is a combination of green-blue-grey, and sometimes light brown. I actually have pictures of my eyes in all those shades. However, I have never once heard of someone having their eyes change two different colors at the same time. That is the part I don't believe. (mood tends to add to the intensity of eye moisture, so the 'shine' might make the color more or less noticeable.
I had a woman tell me there was no such thing as eyes changing color and I wound up proving the science behind it by pulling up some of the research done. But, again, never heard of eyes being the same color then each switching toa different color at the same time.
Yeah, well, kind of. I have blue eyes but in some lighting they look grey, and I have the ginger ring of gold around the pupil so they can even look blue-green in some lighting. It also depends on what color I’m wearing or that is around me. My eyes will look a different color, yes, but they don’t actually change color on like, a gene level.
@@Emnms68 Exactly. And while one eye is blue, the other doesn't change green. They both will be very similar if not the same shade (depending on how the light hits your eyes and from what direction). I did have a Driver's License in which one of my eyes was green and the other purple, but it was entirely due to a printing error of the photograph. I had been wearing a purple sweater and the color from the ink bled up and over into one eye in the processing. The green bled from part of the ID coloring border (there was green on it as the ID was from Vermont). I adored that ID because people were always surprised by the two differently colored eyes, neither which matched my hazel (hazel was printed ont eh card back fo clarification). I had to explain to them it was a photo glitch.
There are cases of people being born with two different colored eyes, or illness/ injury causing it. But eyes don't regularly do that change then change back again, over and over.
Hazel is often thought of as blue eyes with green and grey in them but it actually refers to a very specific eye color where there's brown around the pupil and then green around that. The color shifting blue-green-grey being labeled hazel is incorrect but very widely spread misinformation
@@IrelandFyre Hmmm. I learn something everyday. I wonder what the name for my shade is, then, if it's not true hazel. 🙂
I know I’m late but I just had to say 1:02:34 is a real phenomenon, it’s called depersonalisation. It has nothing to do with being in a simulation or whatever, but can be an indication of underlying disease, especially when paired with the ‘multiple personalities’ thing and truly believing they’re in a simulation, I’m not a professional or anything but I do have OSDD (a disorder similar to DID, it includes depersonalisation) and I’m worried this person may have something similar as well, or be at risk for a psychotic episode. I hope they saw a doctor and that they’re doing ok now
Yes, the waiters at Dicks are that mean. They are paid for it. They make bags with stuff written on them. I got one that went over my face that had a door cut into to it that said, "Do not open. Not appropriate for public viewing"
What is the game in the background at the start?
@@Jake_Gotthard Superflight
@@MSANTHR0P3 thank you immensely much
@@Jake_Gotthard lol, no problem
Keep up the wonderful work Vincey, and don't forget to stay hydrated everyone 😊
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A gerund isnt even that complicated. Everyone knows what one is even if they dont yet know the word for it. Have you ever said ‘swimming is fun’? Congrats, that’s a gerund.
To be more detailed a Gerund is a verb that acts like a noun. Swim, is a verb, but when you add ‘ing’ to swim to reference the activity of ‘swimming’ the verb becomes a noun because it is the name of the activity, not just a description of it
We use gerunds every single day and knowing the word for them is neither special nor advanced.
I have several things thst happened that sound like r/thathappened.
1.) My best friend accidentally glued her hands together AND to a cat toy. We asked her parents for help, they said we should learn our lesson. So we called my mom and asked her to pick up mail polish remover on her way home from work 😭
2. My dad and mom went to Chicago with my older brother. They came back with a godamn redheaded midgit named "leprechaun"
That theatre story made me remember when we saw Scream 2 in a packed cinema. In the beginning when the girl dies in the theatre and then the movie goes absolutely silent, I said really loudly “aw classic”. It was hilarious, but no one laughed.
Cool?
I did mess up once with a recipe: I used 2 tablespoons of thyme instead of 2 teaspoons. The smell was thing that let me know it was wrong haha
I once used almond extract instead of vanilla extract, and only figured it out because the result tasted a bit odd. Also, my mom once almost put cumin instead of cinnamon in the apple sauce cup she was preparing for my cousin. Luckily my cousin saw this and went “um, auntie, what’s that?” It became a joke to remind my mom of the time she ‘tried to give my cousin really spicy apple sauce’
I was making chicken strips once and confused confectioners sugar for flour but luckily, my mum noticed the container and stopped me before I could fry them buuuut I did have to wash all the breading off and start over xd
Next thyme you'll remember the difference.
Your videos are awesome, Vincey. I always look forward to seeing your next update.
I actually did one of those teach the class things but it was my friend and I both and a poli sci high school class. The teacher couldn’t effectively teach simple concepts like the difference between assault and battery FROM THE BOOK. But yeah, the class didn’t like cheer and shit, they just wanted the answers to the pre made quizzes so we didn’t keep all failing due to confusion.
Whenever I’m drawing these videos are always the first thing I play in the background! I love your videos, especially the longer ones! Keep up the amazing work, it’s awesome
1:10:19 As someone in middle school, that 100% could happen. I'm "the quiet kid," and I once gave some basic insult to an annoying kid in 5th grade, and the whole room started shouting and a kid gave me a fist bump. In middle school kids will go "oooo~" for basically anything. Kids are really like that sometimes.
Good news: I found time to watch this full video.
Bad news: It's because I'm recovering from surgery and can't really do anything, but at least I have every other video of his to watch in the mean time.
Plot twist. This comment belongs in this video.
@@BlackFaithProduction I wish it did :(. Doing better now though :)
What is the game in the background at the start?
@@Ollie_nel oh thats nice
when the "why won't the computer tell me where i'm missing a semicolon in python" post showed up i just choke laughed lmao
I have had a tummy ache all day. The pain has been gastronomical.
Punny AF! 👍🏻
Feel better, bud. 🙁
@@Acidfunkish thank you! I was leaning over my deck, clutching my stomach and thought, "This pain is out of this world! It's astronomical!" And I kid you not, I imagined Vincey's voice in my head going, "Nono no. It's gastronomical!" And then doing that little laugh he does and I actually cracked up thinking about it. 😄😄😄
@@Acidfunkish it did make me feel better for a little bit.
I was pulled over by a cop once & when he he came to my window my son ( about 6) burst into tears and said “ our cat died today”. The Officer asks me if this was true and I said yes, then all 4of my kids were crying. The officer told me to take them home. I didn’t tell him they had been at an arcade for about 3 hours giving no thought to poorBuster the whole time!
I wouldn't doubt them all, because one really did happen to me. I was pantsed in the locker room, and word of a monster c*ck does spread fast. Especially because I'm a woman.
Oh, and everyone clapped.
The thing about the eyes changing colour, even though they are obviously lying because they don’t change colour depending on your moods, it does happen. I know it does because my irises change colour due to an eye condition which is exacerbated by medications I take leading to pigmentation loss. Lighting effects it also but the changes are not as dramatic as stated in the post. My eyes were dark green when I was a kid but due to deterioration of the pigmentation in my iris they now vary from light green to light blue depending on the day. Lighting and the colour of my clothes can even make a more noticeable change in the colour of my irises but that’s down to an optical illusion that makes the change much more dramatic than it actually is. It’s not like they change colour instantaneously but some days they are light blue and other days are more green in colour. Eventually as I get older my vision will completely deteriorate and I will require surgery to see, or I may go completely blind and there’s nothing they can do. I have extremely poor distance vision without glasses and can only make out objects close to me as I’m near sighted.
There are photos on the wall in my Ophthalmologists office of people who have a condition called Fuchs heterochromic iridocyclitis and there’s one where the person has one eye that’s blue and one eye brown. According to her, the patient had brown eyes to begin with but deterioration of the iris pigment led to one eye becoming completely blue.
The eyes are a fascinating and complicated organ and there are multiple conditions that affect the colour of both the iris and the pupil but I’ve never come across, or even heard anyone who eyes change depending on mood. That’s just total horseshit.
Right when i needed it! Thank you! Time to paint for the next two hours!
I've actually sold some finished dogs to the university campus police. They were trained for explosives and firearms detection, not shutzhund, though. I wouldn't trust them with anything bigger than a dachshund that was trained to restrain human targets.
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I would've believed this if they didn't add the "and everyone cheered"
Over 2 hours of my favourite subreddit….why Vincey, you’re spoiling me!
I'm a dad who plays dungeons and dragons as well as magic the gathering with a young daughter. We might find ourselves in that position.. guess I've gotta join the Marines, get a black belt, and start lifting. Thanks for the inspiration 🤣🤣
Since nobody asked here’s some evidence that 19:30 can’t happen
1: cashiers can’t say that unless it’s someone breaking the dress code (which that person wasn’t)
2: the woman would be asked to leave to store or have security called on them
3: they would have to have security called since you can’t smoke in store
Your welcome for this, literally nobody
Is this the wrong timestamp? Only one that matches up is 2
Big red flag in any story if they say they 'proceeded' to do anything
A gerund is the noun form of a verb. The -ing form. Like "I love running." Love is the verb of the sentence and the thing you love is running. Another example is: "My favorite sport is running." The gerund of the sentence is "running". Hope that makes sense.
This is awesome! I'm donating plasma later today and a long video like this is just what I need to keep myself entertained during the process. 🙂
Not to be rude, but what's the difference between that and blood?
@@havanadaurcy1321 it's not rude to ask at all!
Plasma is a component of blood. I believe it's around 55% of blood? When you donate plasma, your blood is fed into a machine which separates the plasma from the rest of your blood. The rest of our blood (platelets, red, and white blood cells) are then returned to your body along with a saline solution. Your plasma is used to make many medications, especially for those with the various immune diseases. Donating plasma takes longer than donating blood, but considering it saves so many lives, I feel it's worth it.
I’m an idiot and imagined spinning a human in a centrifuge to separate your blood plasma. Ok I’m leaving now 🤦🏻♀️
Saving a life is hero's work, sister. I'm proud of you.
The Starbucks one about the manager wanting to higher them I 100% believe 😂 We had a summer house in Georgia and before I got my espresso machine I went to Starbucks every. Single. Day. Even on Christmas because they’re open from 6am-1pm but anyway back to Georgia… during the summer I would go to a specific Starbucks located in Publix because that was the closest one to our Georgia house- it was about 8 minutes away, I would never miss a day. By the end of my trip I became such decent acquaintances with a few of the employees that they wanted me to come back the following summer and get a job with them-I probably would’ve too if I wasn’t still in the army at that time!
When you go every day they know your order by heart, your name, you stay and chat for way longer than your order and sometimes finish your coffee and get a second… well that’s my experience 😅 i’m such an extrovert sometimes, especially with people I kind of know in social settings- like my nail tech, hair stylist, fav fast food restaurant employees, etc. we are all on first name basis and I always have a Christmas/Holiday card for them.. but idk that’s just my opinion
1:49:40 I’m Swedish and I’m pretty sure this story is actually from a Swedish book series called ‘Sune’. I don’t remember which book, but I remember there being a story EXACTLY like that one in there
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I believe this 100%. There are videos all over the internet of wine experts exposing wine snobs as fraud who don't actually know anything. They can't tell wines apart by smell or taste and when tested will mistake cheap wine for the "good stuff."
Yknow, this makes me think of something I saw on tumblr. For clarification, no, it was not my post, but it was something along the lines of like…
“All these people who are telling obviously fake stories are taking the attention away from the real heros like me, who beat up a volcano”
I once pinned a kid's hand to a wall (because the wall was about 2 inches away) because he was pushing my back in a stairwell and I was freshly taking martial arts. But everyone thinks it didn't happen because without details, it sounds like when a middle schooler is trying to sound badass.
….
Didn't happen
tddt
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Thank you Vincey, I need something in the background while I practice drawing.
I was delivering pizzas on Halloween and we were allowed to dress up in a costume. I dressed up as Mother Mary with a pepperoni bleeding heart pinned to my chest and a sky blue bedsheet with sandals and drove my black dodge charger to my first delivery of the night. I arrived to a house getting ready to give candy out to trick or treaters and the wife yelled at me from her door to my car to not park in her driveway (she didn't see me as of yet, but saw the car topper and then knew why I was there. She yelled "sorry ... Come on up. ." and I stepped out of my car with the pizza in hand. I got to the front yard (the neighborhood was busy with families trick or treating) and she made me wait while I stood in the yard and she walked back into the house. After a minute, a man came to the front door with a hundred dollar bill saying he couldn't tip me badly being the mother of God.
My coworkers were pissed because my Mary costume was brilliant. Made good tips the rest of the night, except for one woman who wanted to get offended.
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Nah I can picture this happening, sort of.
The till was closed and the cashier was being sarcastic and OP just didn't pick up on it
ACTUALLY a true story... I'm 46 and my mom is 71. When she was a young hippie, she went shrooming and was arrested. She was let off with a simple trespassing because my grandfather convinced the court that she was foraging and didn't know they were psychedelic. Fast forward a few years and she made brownies. My grandfather and his friends assumed that they were pot brownies and acted high for a few hours. They were regular brownies. Me- no awesome true stories because my era was actually pretty boring.
1:02:20 Person has DID and is experiencing dissociation, a symptom of their disorder. This is a mental health issue and not a /r/thathappened. It did happen for them.
This came to mind as I heard that too. I hope it was a joke, a lie, or otherwise the person was able to get help. Hope they're okay. 😥
i do believe the jeopardy story could've been true
..if the kid was just doing some baby talk that kinda sounded like "baghdad" and their parent has been just telling that it was their first word for fun
It just made me so happy that Vincey is also scared of TikTok. Of them actually stalking people. Paranoid much? Conspiracy? Either way, very nice to relate to someone I follow. XD
@1:34:30 A jury at a speeding ticket hearing?!? 😂 AND he illegally got the police officer's phone records somehow! With no warrant! Wow!
Hi Vincey, really love your channel❤ and was wondering would you ever consider a meet and greet with your subscribers??
I just discovered that my bro says that his eyes are blue, and I say that mine are green. We have the same coloured eyes. They're greenish with a lot of blue flecks, and can look anywhere from grey to green to blue, depending on the light we're in, reflections from the clothing we're wearing, etc. They look more or less like those 3 colours.
They can't turn into heterochromia, however. Nobody's can. 🤦🏻♀️
I mean, you could use Latisse (bimatoprost) on only one eye, and gradually change that one eye to brown, but then you'd also have noticeably more eyelashes on one eye, as well. That would be pretty weird.
I'm sure there are other ways, but there's just nothing that can do that within a reasonable amount of time.
Yeah no group of teenage boys knows what a suffragette is LOL
Lions sometimes eat their own cubs, and they're still better parents then someone who would give their 3y/o a gun.
"There was two lines. One which was long, and one that was empty." Is someone gonna tell them or do I have to?
If there are two lines and one is empty, that would mean there is one line. There are two REGISTERS open, though.
I bet 21:20 is real. The pilot was just messing with the op🤣🤣
1:02:27 sounds like some extreme dissociation, possibly paired with DID/system stuff
why are all the "kids" 3? it's a theme for sure. "my 3-yr-old daughter", "my 3-yr-old son", it's super common
My three year old just does toddler things. Idk man.
Vincey: what kind of demon sings??
Me: the ones in Phasmophobia!
Just sat down to play Stardew Valley and this made my day even better.
I just started playing Stardew Valley again, on Switch, this time. Even better the second time! 👍🏻👍🏻
17:21 it’s “child” not “chill”. Black folks sai it like “chiiiiild”.
1:16:05 This sounds like one of those really insensitive Gacha Heat stories you'd find while looking at your 10 year old cousin's RUclips history.
My university actually had its own full police department, like super specialized for university specific issues, substance use, shootings, SA, stalking, and they had a massive amount of training on cultural sensitivity for international students, and even 2 or 3 police dogs
Ah, capitol and capital... What a pair these are: they sound identical and look nearly identical and both have meanings that relate to government. Mastering their use, however, is simple - or so I think.
The key is this: capitol, the one with an "o," is very limited in use. It appears in the term Capitol Hill, and is used to refer to one very particular and famous building, to some other similar buildings, and, occasionally, to a group of buildings that includes those similar buildings. For all other meanings, the word you want is capital.
This means that in a state's capital city is a building or group of buildings properly referred to with the word capitol, with an "o." In this use capitol is synonymous with statehouse: both refer to the building or group of buildings where a state legislature meets. The phrase capital city utilizes capital because it refers to a city, not to a building or group of buildings.
Capitol with a capital "C" refers to the particular building in Washington, D.C. where the U.S. Congress meets. It often appears before other nouns in phrases like the Capitol building and Capitol police, and is very frequently used in the term Capitol Hill, which refers both to the legislative branch of the United States government as well as to the location of the Capitol building. The Capitol, like many state capitol buildings, has a rounded dome that is somewhat reminiscent of the top of an "o," which may help some remember the "o" spelling. Note that the word capital as used to describe an uppercase letter, like in the phrase capital "C", utilizes capital.
The word capital has three distinct homographs, two for noun uses and one for adjective uses. Readers should consult those entries for the various meanings of capital, but can be assured that they all end in “al”, rather than “ol.”
There, your cannon fodder algorithm comment was an English lesson. :} Knowledge is good.
😒You missed a comma.
Lolz jk! 😂 Thanks that was helpful, even 8 months later! 🥰 Love you
9:18 I can kinda believe this one, as it's something my sisters might've done when they were teenagers.
Honestly, it's pretty impressive how far breastfeeding women can squirt milk when it's a high pressure situation. From experience and totally accidentally...luckily only at home.
Vincey can't even hear about the DMV without thinking of the Simpsons lmao
I have legitimately left the house in a patent leather loafer on one foot and a steel-toed work shoe on the other. But at least they were slipons, so I really didn't look at them when sticking my feel into them.
Felt stupid as hell though.
Watching Vincy on my Birthday! Enjoying the postive vibes.
Damn 41:26, I didn't go to college and I know about the Doppler effect too. It's almost like college is not the only source of information in the universe?! Also, he has it BACKWARDS. Red means close, blue means far. But hey, at least he went to college to learn it...backwards.
Vincey, I listen to your videos when I go to bed because your voice is so soothing 😌
Honestly I do believe you could start the pokemon theme song anywhere, but I doubt the teacher just walked out
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I feel like the most unbelieveable part of this..
If a woman is complaining about her having a nose ring and a tattoo.. they wouldn't have gotten their daughters' ears pierced.. that makes little sense. Someone who is against someone else having a piercing isn't going to purposely let, much less force their own kids to get piercings.
My mother pierced my ears...at home..by herself...when I was 3 months old. She lost her sh*t when I got piercings and tattoos. A way too large number of parents who pierce their babies also lose their sh*t if their kids want other piercings/tats, especially boomer gen.
15:30 to be fair, far enough down south or in heavily religious areas you will get stares from people and sometimes refuses service.
Ask them what would Jesus do…
"At least these posts are harmless."
*Proceeds to read a bunch of antivax propaganda*
The woman with the Lush haul is hilarious. I do like to brag whenever I can afford to support good brands like Lush, but I'm never saying a dollar amount, that's just tacky!
Idk maybe it's just me, but I feel weird exposing my shopping hauls bc I know I could've been a more sustainable, more local-supporting, all those other good things you're supposed to do when you vote with your money. Maybe that's just my constant mid-range guilt level or anxiety, I dunno haha
21:30 I actually 100% believe the pilot told that crazy chick that the earth was flat and that he had to take an oath of secrecy - at least I’m choosing to believe it because that is the most hilarious prank on a flat-earthed ever 😂😂😂😂!!
Okay not going to lie, I believed the Stephen the fly story up until the little fly dance on the glasses hahaha. ONLY because on a road trip from Alaska to the states, I SWEAR the same freaking bee followed us through Canada for THREE DAYS! Every single time we got out of the car it would be there again, just buzzing around me getting in my face! My mom still has a video tape (dating myself here haha) of me trying to run away from it for like 10 minutes while she's laughing her ass off because it would not leave me alone!
The thing about chaing eye colors isnt really true my eyes look different in certain lights, i have an olive green color and sometimes they look brown but my eye card or whatever its called says green, and then there was that one time when one of my eyes got dilated with eye drops and looked kinda grayish because the pigment spread, eyes arent mood color changing just light and pigment changing.
Me hearing jonny sims: “the writer and actor of the podcast The Magnus Archives?” I was wrong there’s another who is apparently a football player
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When you find out via the internet that the cool and unbelievable stories your dad told you growing up may not have been true 😅
40:50 do not ever take any medical knowledge from medical dramas as fact. Ever.
I actually pulled the theater joke once, in Scream 2 of all things. The joke was lame as hell too(well-timed, maybe, but definitely lame), so It definitely wasn't me being particularly clever.
You should start making these in dark mode, love the videos but get blinded when I watch these to bed
this guy sounds like the tf2 sniper as a commentary channel
33:13 might not be a load of crap because my eyes seem to change colors a lot.
That speeding post really annoyed me. What kind of traffic court did this man go to where it was just his case being heard, the cop was there, and there was a jury?
Do the students have night classes or is there a club open for day drinkers? 😆
Those with the very young kids saying this complex definitely didn't happen. 1-year-olds speak in single words and at about age 2, kids start speaking in 2 word sentences. Like "Mama work." "Timmy hungry" or "Puppy sleep". They don't even speak in complete sentences until about age 3 or sometimes even 4. So the ones with 1-year-olds offering to go to work for mommy definitely didn't happen. Or even the one with the kid who wanted to bring his sister back to the hospital definitely didn't happen either. Three possiblilities: either the child was closer to 4, the mother interpreted to child's single words, or the person completely made up the whole thing. Knowing normal development makes you immune to half the bs "my kids are so smart" stories.
The eye one is actually true because my mum my brother and i have eyes like that
Have to laugh when you bust up ! Thanks for your work !
In fact I am actually Lil Uzi Vert yea yea
Actually the Pokémon one actually seems like something that could actually happen 😂😂
Bruh im learning python in a GAME setting for tech class in 8th grade... They could just show their kid CodeCombat which is actually good to learn coding
17:30 I could believe that though, my best friend does stupid stuff like this. But never did it during a zoom call
The color-changing mood thing is real. People who have very pale eyes often experience this. It probably has to do with different levels of pupil dilation, since the color is produced based on how much light reflects off the back of the eye.
@16:00 the Battleship one, you know the pegs that hit the ships are supposed to be RED, right?
The "teacher taught us from the club" story...what club is open during school hours? Silly children>.
I never believed mall Santa’s were actually Santa. I knew the real Santa was the man who I saw every year sitting in a chair outside at night when we would go to see Christmas lights one neighborhood over. _He_ was legit. I knew this because he was a kindly old man with real white hair and an actual long white beard and a luxurious deep red velvet coat and hat with beautiful green embroidery on the lapel and cuffs, not that cheapo stuff the mall Santa’s wore with their fake beards and dollar store Santa hats. I didn’t fall for that; I had met the _real deal_
Okay, to be fair I play a lot of Animal Crossing. So I walked to the mailbox the other day and on my way home I saw a butterfly. Just for a fleeting second I thought about grabbing my net to capture it. I then very quickly realized I was not in a video game LOL
I will say that a friend of mine was making hummus, and she was just learning to cook. She thought a clove of garlic was the whole bulb and she absolutely put 3 entire bulbs of garlic in it. It was raw garlic😂, and it added up to about 50 cloves +. So, I kind of believe the garlic story.