America vs America vs America vs....Yep, We're Gettin' Weird on the 4th of July

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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
  • It's America's Independence Day, so let's pit all of the world's AMERICA coasters against each other.
    My Raw Footage Channel: / @airtimethrillsrawfoot...
    My baseball channel: Home Run Productions - / @homerunproductions162
    Coaster Battle Parodies Playlist:
    • Coaster Battle Parodies
    Outdoors With Shawn: All American Coaster - • All American Coaster -...
    Frances Nightgrove: American Mountains - • American Mountains Rol...
    Canobie Coaster: All American Triple Loop - • All-American Triple Lo...
    David Ellis: Great American Scream Machine - • The Great American Scr...
    Sean Flaharty: Magnum Force - • Magnum Force (Quimera)...
    James C: American Eagle - • American Eagle Front S...
    Coaster Crutchfield: American Thunder - • American Thunder (Off-...
    Six Flags Great America: / @sixflagsgreatamerica
    Music in this video:
    The Star Spangled Banner
    Black Vulture

Комментарии • 260

  • @RyMacG4
    @RyMacG4 3 месяца назад +107

    Send your nasty messages here

    • @cringehub593
      @cringehub593 3 месяца назад +3

      why?

    • @Synth_Cat
      @Synth_Cat 3 месяца назад

      BIG ORANGE APES AT 3am when they go ooh ooh ahh ahh my booty sack turned red and i like apes when the monkeys are crazy booty sack nut crack obama's toes go crazy at 2am on the dot i ate a jar of CRAP and it tasted like monkey turds ya Donald trump started tweaking in my floorboards i blew up my house ya i want to go sicko mode but travis Scott sent an army of big black monkeys when they start going ooh oooh ahh ahhhh i go nuts uh booty sack nut crack i want to touch Obama and have a goon sesh with him YA bro the monkeys are gooning to the beat of this song YA I STARTED crapping MY PANTS then i went outside and started gooning out some cash i eat my pet rats crap it tasted so good i went and crap out a rat these monkeys are forcing me to goon i don't want to but i have no choice Travis Scott nutted in my face. I want to go tell Kanye he's a monkey, but I can't because then i'll be racist This crack at 5 am is going crazy I want to touch a minor, but my pet obama scares them all away OLIVER NEEDS TO GO GOON IN HIS closet TO GAY MEN BRO IMMA GO SO NUTS THAT MY BOOTY SACK WILL TURN INTO A BIG FAT NUT CRACK I WANT TO EAT OBAMA'S BOOTY BUT HE SAID THAT I LOOK LIKE IM A BOOTY SACK

    • @Chessingtondragonfury
      @Chessingtondragonfury 3 месяца назад +27

      WTF IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRR 🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

    • @erinsmith7372
      @erinsmith7372 3 месяца назад

      SCREW POLITICS

    • @thaddeusbruner8481
      @thaddeusbruner8481 3 месяца назад +3

      What is petrol

  • @Jayrojo115
    @Jayrojo115 3 месяца назад +55

    B&M flying coaster themed to a bald eagle eating McDonald’s driving a tractor on its way to rodeo.

    • @Jlaps941
      @Jlaps941 3 месяца назад +8

      While holding an AR-15 in one talon and a beer in the other

  • @generic_username_here1
    @generic_username_here1 3 месяца назад +105

    I pledge allegiance to the Great American Scream Machine

    • @360coastersYT
      @360coastersYT 3 месяца назад +6

      Of Six Flags Great Adventure/Over Georgia

    • @calvinpetty343
      @calvinpetty343 3 месяца назад +7

      Over Georgia local and I confirm it is one of the most fun rides in the park. It’s not rough anymore, and the airtime has gotten much better. It’s just a riot from start to finish and is so much fun to marathon. Criminally underrated nowadays

    • @rhysswimmingandgymnastics
      @rhysswimmingandgymnastics 3 месяца назад +3

      @@calvinpetty343Same here. The roughness actually adds to the thrill and you hope you don’t bump your head on something. Really great coaster

    • @VelvetteSimp
      @VelvetteSimp 3 месяца назад +1

      Its super good ngl

    • @michael7054
      @michael7054 3 месяца назад +1

      Lol

  • @mr.z_yt
    @mr.z_yt 3 месяца назад +69

    Idea: Twist vs twist vs twist vs… what’s even the twist here

    • @MichaelMyers3000
      @MichaelMyers3000 3 месяца назад +3

      This. This is perfect for the series

    • @joyceo9404
      @joyceo9404 3 месяца назад +4

      What about thunder?

  • @debestcanadian
    @debestcanadian 3 месяца назад +56

    The level of snarky humour in this video was awesome. Great job!

    • @kotchapakmaneechote2062
      @kotchapakmaneechote2062 2 месяца назад

      As his channel moves on, it gets more and more humorous and we love that.

  • @zacdavid184
    @zacdavid184 3 месяца назад +27

    OK but your "hacked" intro nearly killed me

  • @johnfoltz8183
    @johnfoltz8183 3 месяца назад +14

    5:08: in Soviet Russia, roller coaster rides you

  • @mr.z_yt
    @mr.z_yt 3 месяца назад +31

    I love this series. Some ideas … Strike vs strike vs strike vs…
    or force vs force vs force vs… I’m being forced to do this. help
    or iron vs iron vs iron vs…

    • @Coyotek4
      @Coyotek4 3 месяца назад

      I've been pushing the 'iron' one for some time now.

    • @kotchapakmaneechote2062
      @kotchapakmaneechote2062 27 дней назад +1

      This is getting ironically ridiculous
      Really, this is the best title I could think of for Iron

  • @Coyotek4
    @Coyotek4 3 месяца назад +7

    Still waiting for "Iron vs Iron vs Iron vs ... oh, the irony!"

  • @hmsverdun
    @hmsverdun 3 месяца назад +16

    Happy 4th July to my American cousins may you continue to build great coasters for me to visit in the name of freedom.

  • @Kittyhat
    @Kittyhat 3 месяца назад +7

    calling GAM Eagle "the Jimmy Carter of coasters" is the most accurate thing I have ever heard

  • @CatsAreKindaCool
    @CatsAreKindaCool 3 месяца назад +31

    “Top 12 most patriotic rollercoasters”

  • @sonicdopamine
    @sonicdopamine 3 месяца назад +10

    Please continue throwing your sarcasm into videos that was unexpected and welcome

  • @ScottyMania313
    @ScottyMania313 3 месяца назад +1

    Happy 4th!
    RIP to all the trees that were shot down in Chicago to build the stately-looking American Eagle coaster. I love this coaster because that long helix reminds me of a beautiful building one would see in DC.

  • @joshuamoore3049
    @joshuamoore3049 3 месяца назад +3

    3:23 That is the funniest description for a roller coaster I have ever heard.

  • @betsieswartz
    @betsieswartz 3 месяца назад +7

    8:07 don’t think there were too many in Chicago to begin with
    Also an idea for a wild vs. wild vs. wild vs. wild

  • @DoubleX2Dave
    @DoubleX2Dave 20 дней назад +1

    The hacked segment was hilarious. Well played

  • @MostChillMatt
    @MostChillMatt 3 месяца назад +12

    The commentary is wild 💀

  • @herecomesthesun18
    @herecomesthesun18 3 месяца назад +7

    Happy 4th of July! The year at 3:06 😂 😂 Enjoy your day!

  • @Historymaster-v7u
    @Historymaster-v7u 3 месяца назад +4

    A recommendation I have for a new versus video is a thunder vs thunder vs thunder coaster rankings.

  • @gobluz3
    @gobluz3 3 месяца назад +4

    The only list where something at six flags at Louis is in the number one spot

  • @constable012
    @constable012 3 месяца назад +2

    American Thunder is probably the best of these, but American Eagle will always be high in my favorite coasters. Not the best, but the first large coaster I ever got on, and one I've always enjoyed the several hundred rides since. Appreciate scream machine too as shockwave was removed before I hit 54", so getting on scream machine before it was also removed was very satisfying.

  • @brianrosenquist7879
    @brianrosenquist7879 3 месяца назад +2

    I laughed embarrassingly loud at the "what is American Thunder" joke, hahaha.

  • @C3T1C
    @C3T1C 3 месяца назад +12

    Usually the 4th of July is when we see parks packed. But not KI today, there’s severe weather expected…

    • @LocoCoasters
      @LocoCoasters 3 месяца назад +3

      ill drive 6 hours just for that

    • @CatsAreKindaCool
      @CatsAreKindaCool 3 месяца назад +1

      Too bad I live 13+ hours away from it

    • @Lavend3r.Dreams
      @Lavend3r.Dreams 3 месяца назад +2

      i live around the same area of KI and i can confirm it rained this morning (with storms to come)

    • @funkygreen80
      @funkygreen80 3 месяца назад +3

      There must be some american thunder on the way

    • @AirtimeThrills
      @AirtimeThrills  3 месяца назад +2

      Looks like Tulsa is on the western end of this storm and KI is on the eastern end

  • @Ryzohm0141
    @Ryzohm0141 3 месяца назад +1

    Two parks would fit this bill perfectly

  • @tuvia-3
    @tuvia-3 3 месяца назад +1

    I know only coasters with America were included but wild eagle should have been an honerable mention

  • @SunnylandProds
    @SunnylandProds 2 месяца назад

    You should do a video ranking every coaster ever themed to a Nickelodeon show

  • @olibonser9592
    @olibonser9592 2 месяца назад

    That joke about the French not working 💀😂😂😂😂

  • @swouleman
    @swouleman 3 месяца назад

    100% agree with American Thunder..and the jackhammer on American Eagle isn't as bad as I remembered and it's still a good coaster...BUT..it hasn't ran both tracks for years so it's not the same as before

  • @Icemann383
    @Icemann383 3 месяца назад +2

    The Great American New Revolution Classic would be phenomenal name!

  • @OutdoorsWithShawn
    @OutdoorsWithShawn 2 месяца назад +1

    What's even crazier is, for decades, The All American Coaster was the only roller coaster in MS from 2005 until 2022.
    Now we have a whopping 3 or 4. Lol

  • @strudelninja
    @strudelninja 3 месяца назад

    I support any list that has American Thunder at the top. It's my favorite coaster in the park.

  • @rollercoasterfan310
    @rollercoasterfan310 3 месяца назад +3

    You know it’s a good day when Chris uploads

  • @timbeam00
    @timbeam00 2 месяца назад +1

    Steamin Pile

  • @michael7054
    @michael7054 3 месяца назад +1

    Great video! I enjoyed watching! The Bat at Kings Island helps with Americas obesity crisis as well.

  • @DaanBruins
    @DaanBruins 3 месяца назад

    3:04 'Sometime after Jesus was born till 1999'

  • @Cdubbz12
    @Cdubbz12 3 месяца назад

    Loved the video! Just a new video idea… hangtime vs airtime, the battle of the forces

  • @KennyHavoc
    @KennyHavoc 3 месяца назад +3

    Came for the rollercoasters ends up getting my hometown insulted 😂

    • @AirtimeThrills
      @AirtimeThrills  3 месяца назад +2

      Oh no which one, Cleveland?

    • @KennyHavoc
      @KennyHavoc 3 месяца назад +1

      @@AirtimeThrills yes but I’m used to it 😊😂

    • @kotchapakmaneechote2062
      @kotchapakmaneechote2062 17 дней назад

      @@KennyHavoc It's true, Cleveland has way too many potholes 😂😂

  • @Mancavehobbies
    @Mancavehobbies 3 месяца назад +2

    American eagle is so underrated

  • @notkaywhy
    @notkaywhy 3 месяца назад +2

    Fun fact: My water bottle watched this…
    Now it’s a barrel of oil.

  • @ivanbenning2609
    @ivanbenning2609 2 месяца назад +1

    I can’t wait for Iron vs. Iron vs. Iron vs…. It’s time to Iron this out once and for all.

  • @TheBatwave
    @TheBatwave 2 месяца назад +1

    I really enjoyed this. Very fun and I love the sarcasm

  • @theearthlord2209
    @theearthlord2209 3 месяца назад +1

    Twisted vs Twisted vs Twisted vs... Ugh, I'm getting dizzy just thinking about this

  • @airtimeaddict
    @airtimeaddict 3 месяца назад +1

    Babe wake up- AIRTIME THRILLS UPLOADED ANOTHER PARODY!!🎉🎉🎉
    Also first can I get a pin

    • @AirtimeThrills
      @AirtimeThrills  3 месяца назад +1

      Sorry the pin went to the one who pitched the idea

  • @GhostridingCoasters
    @GhostridingCoasters 3 месяца назад +2

    First comment?

  • @guillaumecourchesne8684
    @guillaumecourchesne8684 3 месяца назад +3

    LOL the russian theme is pure genius

  • @matymil
    @matymil 3 месяца назад +1

    The Russian intro made me laugh out loud

  • @Mr0rang3-z2f
    @Mr0rang3-z2f 3 месяца назад +2

    when airtime thrills posts on the 4th of july, you know its one of the best

  • @LegendForsaken
    @LegendForsaken 3 месяца назад +3

    American thunder is actually a pretty good coaster, not gonna lie. Very smooth with decent forces. If only six flags stl could make the boss ride anything like American Thunder.

    • @RayBcv1030
      @RayBcv1030 3 месяца назад

      It's okay. Not amazing. But still solid

    • @LegendForsaken
      @LegendForsaken 3 месяца назад

      @@RayBcv1030 I agree. It's a decent gci, but it's definitely no mystic timbers.

  • @BlueJeanBaby
    @BlueJeanBaby 3 месяца назад

    HM to Screamin' Eagle. Built in 1976 and USA themed

  • @K_nuts31
    @K_nuts31 3 месяца назад

    You missed one of my rarest credits, Американська Гірка in Kyiv Ukraine. There are two actually, and the Vekoma suspended wasn't that bad!

  • @Themeparkenthusiasts
    @Themeparkenthusiasts 3 месяца назад +1

    And... I've been hacked lol

  • @MilesSM
    @MilesSM 3 месяца назад

    The American Eagle slander 💀💀💀

  • @danielwalker875
    @danielwalker875 3 месяца назад

    It would be fun to see a ranking of all the dark ride roller coasters you've written things like primordial watermelons Guardians Space Mountain could even count

  • @cltcoasters
    @cltcoasters 3 месяца назад +1

    Funniest video on the channel

  • @GarrettEulett
    @GarrettEulett 3 месяца назад +1

    Why does the American Flag at the beginning have the wrong amount/arrangement of stars?

  • @ministryinthemaking1927
    @ministryinthemaking1927 3 месяца назад

    This has to be the funniest video I've ever seen you publish

  • @Ryzohm0141
    @Ryzohm0141 3 месяца назад

    California's Great America, and Six Flags Great America

  • @Ryzohm0141
    @Ryzohm0141 3 месяца назад

    American Flyer B&M Flyer joke... haha, if that actually existed

  • @nafspark
    @nafspark 3 месяца назад

    This feels more like an April Fool's video with all those snarky jokes. Lol

  • @jzckvsn
    @jzckvsn 3 месяца назад +1

    Happy 4th! God bless America! I expected this to happen today 😂

  • @Joshchannel11
    @Joshchannel11 3 месяца назад +1

    Are you gonna do “Coaster vs. coaster vs. coaster vs…”

    • @AirtimeThrills
      @AirtimeThrills  3 месяца назад

      probably not since there's too many of them

  • @dytamic
    @dytamic 3 месяца назад +1

    when are you gonna do "new vs new vs new vs new"

    • @AirtimeThrills
      @AirtimeThrills  3 месяца назад

      that is one of the ideas on the calendar. that would be a fun one

  • @ThemeParkInverter
    @ThemeParkInverter 3 месяца назад +1

    WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🦅

    • @hmsverdun
      @hmsverdun 3 месяца назад

      About 1093 yards/3280.84 miles /0.621371miles when using the appropriate freedom measurements.

  • @ether_2.0
    @ether_2.0 3 месяца назад

    COMMON AMERICAN THUNDER W🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥
    the commentary on this was so funny lmaooo😭

  • @samuelblack7314
    @samuelblack7314 3 месяца назад

    I expected a video like this on a day like this.

  • @RealBlueony
    @RealBlueony 3 месяца назад

    Idea: every coaster ever in the land of the dear leader (North Korea)

  • @jacobmitton
    @jacobmitton 3 месяца назад

    As an American, I can confirm all we ever do is sit under mushrooms🍄. This is Joe Biden and I approve this message. HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!🎆

  • @JackGalliott-us6yg
    @JackGalliott-us6yg 3 месяца назад +1

    Only today did I learn that revolution was originally called great American revolution

  • @MattMcIrvin
    @MattMcIrvin 3 месяца назад

    A bunch of these puzzling ones are because "American mountains" is the term for "roller coaster" in the languages of a bunch of post-Soviet countries.
    No, I don't know exactly why--given that they call them "Russian mountains" in a bunch of Romance languages.

  • @CesarHernandez-nh1wz
    @CesarHernandez-nh1wz 2 месяца назад

    The GREAT AMERICAN SCREAM MACHINE is the BEST American themed roller coaster of all time and has the best American themed name of all time as well!
    I don't care what anyone else says!

  • @TigerRogersOfficial
    @TigerRogersOfficial 3 месяца назад

    I got my 100th credit on I-Day three years ago on I305. Doesn’t get much more ‘Merica than that

  • @kotchapakmaneechote2062
    @kotchapakmaneechote2062 2 месяца назад

    Here's your 1000th like.
    That Russian version of old Airtime Thrills intro is absolutely hilarious, as if your humor is getting better every video, and...oh no, the outro was hacked too?! Is this hacked by these pesky Russian government? or is it these pesky Russians from Stranger Things?
    Here's more video ideas:
    Scream vs Scream vs Scream vs...I swear, I'm gonna *scream* if there is more of these
    Twisted vs Twisted vs Twisted vs...Seriously, this series is *twisting* my head into knots
    Iron vs Iron vs Iron vs...Why are you letting me *unironically* still making this?
    Force vs Force vs Force vs...I was *forced* to do this, please send help
    Colossus vs Colossus vs Colossus vs...This series is getting huge, can I stop now?
    Silver vs Silver vs Silver vs...Gosh, how many of these that I have to milk?
    Star vs Star vs Star vs...When will this end? Can you make it stop?

  • @MattBayman
    @MattBayman 2 месяца назад

    I couldn’t stop laughing during this video, especially near the end! Thanks Chris!

  • @rct2nerd
    @rct2nerd 3 месяца назад

    Buy or sell: Formula Rossa is still SBNO because the park is trying to increase the launch speed so it is still faster than Falcons Flight.

  • @hoosiercoasterfan2655
    @hoosiercoasterfan2655 3 месяца назад

    I’ve ridden 3 of these. Triple Loop is one of my all time favorite coasters, though I can see how someone would be put off by the bad transitions. American Eagle is one of my favorite wooden coasters, and is probably the most underrated roller coasters I’ve ever ridden. On the opposite end of the spectrum, American Thunder is overrated in my opinion, but still fun.

  • @ophiacodon0787
    @ophiacodon0787 3 месяца назад

    I've ridden American Mountains at Mtatsminda Park. It's actually not bad. Not really rough and the transitions are fine. Needs a new paint job badly though. Also the park won't run the coaster If not at least 4 seats are filled. And since most people won't ride, you'll never see it run if you're not on. You can see it from all over Tblisi, and the other way around though.

  • @midnightmoonlight04091
    @midnightmoonlight04091 3 месяца назад

    Idea: maybe something to do with ‘fire’, I can’t think of any Fire vs Fire vs Fire vs… phrase though.

  • @BoyRoy18
    @BoyRoy18 3 месяца назад

    Dreier Looping should get new trains by gertlauer, just like Alpina Bahn.

  • @JakeTerch
    @JakeTerch 3 месяца назад

    Hilarious vs vs vs video! 😂
    Hope you and your family had a happy 4th of July, Chris!

  • @ShockerTopper
    @ShockerTopper 2 месяца назад

    I still find it strange you get people that try and be asses to you. It boggles my mind. You don’t get political, you’re pretty objective or at least lay out your rationale really well, and you seem like a pretty nice guy. It’s baffling to me why people are so hostile these days. I’m about 5 years older than you, and I’m sure you can remember when the world wasn’t like this. I guess the honest truth is that there are just more bad people out there (that are younger than us) and they utilize the internet as a mask since they can hide behind “anonymity”. Pretty pathetic people to be honest. The other thing is I find your corny humor funny, and people are just so serious these days. I’m sure people either misinterpret or are directly hostile just for the sake of it.

  • @joeb2
    @joeb2 2 месяца назад

    The American scream machine at great adventure was pretty brutal. Definitely got a headache until I figured out where to place my head on the restraint so it didn’t slam. I will say, still less painful than green lantern. It’s so fun having all the Gs go directly into your knees and calves.

  • @altronproductions2179
    @altronproductions2179 2 месяца назад

    Next time, do Tornado/Twister in honour of that belated 28 year old sequel that no one is going to watch (please take my word for it, seriously)

  • @JSXSProductions
    @JSXSProductions 3 месяца назад

    CASTLES N COASTERS (kinda) MENTIONED

  • @TrueLies23
    @TrueLies23 3 месяца назад +1

    I love how you shoe-horned a cedar point coaster and an ohio reference in there. Happy 4th and see you on a midway soon!

  • @chelseycurentlycosplay
    @chelseycurentlycosplay 3 месяца назад

    I think the “lame” coasters in other countries are their impression of our country! 😅 Shout out to my SFGA American Eagle segment!

  • @CoasterJawn
    @CoasterJawn 2 месяца назад

    The American Eagle roast was the best one 😂

  • @FameyFamous
    @FameyFamous 3 месяца назад

    Laughing out loud. Good work! More sarcasm please!

  • @Jdeez2005
    @Jdeez2005 3 месяца назад

    We should all puke up some patriotism on the Great American Scream Machine!

  • @lilchio
    @lilchio 3 месяца назад

    GASM was a great coaster. Never rough for me, and better than Green Lantern. I will die on that hill.

  • @michaelkucharski4251
    @michaelkucharski4251 2 месяца назад

    I rarely agree with your entire ranked list, but this one I cant image anyone will disagree with you, unless they never rode a rollercoaster.

  • @Colonel_Kitty
    @Colonel_Kitty 3 месяца назад

    Next video: Ranking all the coasters in America

  • @Splater765
    @Splater765 3 месяца назад

    Let’s just hope none of these coasters pull a 4Kids and start singing the national anthem

  • @Rantasalmi47
    @Rantasalmi47 3 месяца назад

    freedom flyer should have been mentioned as the lamest inverted coaster

  • @DaanBruins
    @DaanBruins 3 месяца назад

    9:09 I'm a European, what the hell is 'zhockherr'

  • @Froggy_Mapping
    @Froggy_Mapping 2 месяца назад

    Idea: Run vs. Run vs. Run vs.... you'd better run

  • @plighting_engineerd
    @plighting_engineerd 3 месяца назад

    LOL I'm only 5 minutes in and I can't stop laughing

  • @eclipsies
    @eclipsies 3 месяца назад

    starting off the video strong with the team america song 😎

  • @nolinnellz3499
    @nolinnellz3499 3 месяца назад +2

    MURICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

    • @Sauci55on
      @Sauci55on 3 месяца назад +1

      @@nolinnellz3499 FUCK YEAH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

  • @seankearns8303
    @seankearns8303 2 месяца назад

    Not gonna lie, that outro in Russian looks kinda creepy