4 reasons why Miranda is a great mother 1. She makes sure her kid gets education 2. She disciplines her kids 3. She made sure her baby was not in the room when it was locked 4. She teaches pinto bean not to SQUISH CLASSMATES
Miranda: If you cant write in cursive then talk in cursive Me: how do you talk in cursive? Her: the way speak in cursive is: jdkdpawjalkashsoapsvdiabs Me: that adds up😆😆😆
The beginning where she says, "Previously on quarantined with miranda.." and said what happend kinda reminded me of what happend on the show Glee, also I love how she blurs Flynn's face and calls him pinto bean instead of showing his face and calling him Flynn 🤣🤣
Moral of the story is.... *don’t Quarantine in the bathroom* *And don’t let your cat quarantine with you* . * And don’t stick your hand in dirt that you peed in* .
PERFECT person to watch in quarantine because you can low key (actually high key) relate to her weird behavior (aka talking to a worm and eating all her food in one day) and you get a laugh out of it so it amazing, love you Miranda/Colleen.
Wow... They haven't done a video together in a WHILE! This brings back memories. Do you guys remember 12 days of Miranda Sings and JoJo Siwa around Christmas? That was HILARIOUS! 😂😂good times..😂😂😊😊 Even though it's on FaceTime it still counts😂😂
Miranda is the only one who is surviving the whole world. All the politics and government MIRANDA HAS BEEN THERE NOT SUFFERING All of Australias wild fires MIRANDA HAS BEEN HERE NOT SUFFERING All of the Coronavirus outbreaks MIRANDA HAS BEEN THERE NOT SUFFERING That shows that Miranda is a real one that we all need
Coming from Colleen's Vlarch video to see the video she were editing that was making her laugh with the flynn scenes makes me appreciate this video even more. So funny! Also, the dramatic music at the end really added to the moment lol Great job!
I love how she is literally talking to a worm and also that she named it Patricia
I know right😂
That's my name...
Roxanne Lamothe
Hi
Ikr lol
So funny lol 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
AN ICON. I am so so so happy she’s doing this series who’s with me 😭
Meredith Kochan me is
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Me to
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
She’s being dirty for views, ig
When she started using that bathroom I yelled *"MIRANDA PATRICIA"*
Cup of tae with a suga kookie me too!!!😂😂😂
Me to😅😅😅😅
same i was so worried about Patricha
Yep so did I. I also kept thinking everything was going to go into the toilet the more Flynn Pinto Bean was near by.
at least it didn't also have to be outside the whole time because she replaces it every time she films
Me laughing the heck out of Miranda talking in cursive🤣🤣🤣
Facemoji is the GOAT🐑
Facemoji is the GOAT🐑 facemoji is the GOAT🐑
Haha same 🤣🤣
Yeah me to
🤪
It is literally so hard to believe this is Colleen Ballinger 😂😂😂
Aesthetic nobody can believe it
I love how she calls Flynn pentobean😂😂😂
When Flynn is older he’s going to be like wait what???
Pintobean😊
Or that'll become his permanent nickname!, 🤣🤣
daring dollies production Flynn is a girl thuhg she*******
Céline Dion ok I hope that’s a joke
I hope it becomes his little nickname
4 reasons why Miranda is a great mother
1. She makes sure her kid gets education
2. She disciplines her kids
3. She made sure her baby was not in the room when it was locked
4. She teaches pinto bean not to SQUISH CLASSMATES
Lol
Great mother ❤️
I was the 500th like
Ariann Anthony -_-
The character she is playing right now is Miranda so they call her Miranda
Lol great mom😋
I'm loving Colleen's Vlarch series and Miranda's quarantine series. It's giving me a purpose in life.
Honestly tho! Me toooooo
Sameee
I aggree
When Colleen retires from being Miranda her child will ask where mommy's weird twin sister disappeared to.
Lol
This comment deserves more than just a “LoL” that is hilarious and so true💀😂
gotzBearhugz I can't imagine Miranda as a granny 😳
This comment deserves more the an lol this is hilarious 😂
Colleen:I don’t know who is that
Miranda: stretching her “abs”
Abs: giving her a sign not do do it
The sign was her stomach was red!
Yeah! It must've stung real bad! >o
When it started turning red I was like ‘ oh snap!
Lana Del Ray been real quiet since Miranda spoke in cursive
I JUST SAID THAT OMG
Wdym
Wow
SCREECHING☠️
@@alicecangioli3892 I must be an idiot cause I don't get it? Lol
I love how she cares about the worm more than her son 🤣
The Secret agent omg yass
The Secret agent LOL
@@princesscorres1408 thats what they mean we all know she's acting..
Princess Corres character
Nashirú Nara ik but her character likes the worm more than the son
"her house smells like fricken lettuce" - Miranda Sings
Haha😂😂😂😁😂😂☺😃😚🤣😚🤣😚🤣
I you ok marada
Camilla Wilson hahahahaha lol
"Heck no I'm not going to grandma's house it smells like lettuce!"
Im litearly on that part
When Miranda told pinto bean not to be a freaking idiot I was laughing so hard.😂😂
I laughed when she called him pinto bean😂😂
"is that a boyfriend or a brother? Or both?"
-Miranda Sings 2020
When she talked ab what she was gonna wear for her workout I got scared she was gonna bring up fabletics... like now fabletics is sponsoring MIRANDA
I would so buy haters back of leggings!! 🤣🤣😂
intro was like: "and that's what you miss on glee"
Jon Michael ahahha
YES OMFG i thought i was the only one hahhaa
Jon Michael or shameless hahaha
Miranda talking in cursive sounds like when Sims talk.
I play sims and they speak absolute nonsense 😂😂
OMG YES!
Rainbow Plays it’s not nonsense!!! It’s slimlish
@@angelita2213 lol you just earned yourself a like
miranda your so funny
" stretch out the abs"
Me: waiting for for her to do some ab working out
*starts literally stretching her stomach*
Me: 😂😂😂😂
Petition for Miranda to get Patricia a worm friend
👇🏻
InfinityBear yas queen
But Patricia 😔😢
Rip Patricia 😢
All pray for Patricia D:
Rip❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭
That’s a mood she blured Flynn’s face 😂
Like if u love Miranda
Edit: sorry typing fast I corrected the name! Y’all are true mirdandas 😊👍🏻
Iris J Flynn*
*pinto bean lol 😂
Flynn *
Don't ruin it, always say pinto bean
Iris J Flynn
I feel like self isolating in my bathroom now... no joke
MimiPlays08_YT saaaaame
MimiPlays08_YT SAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE
saaaameee
I love how you love your kid and don’t let people steal his identity
Miranda: If you cant write in cursive then talk in cursive
Me: how do you talk in cursive?
Her: the way speak in cursive is: jdkdpawjalkashsoapsvdiabs
Me: that adds up😆😆😆
Puts Patricia In Toilet:
Miranda goes to sleep wakes up next day
Pees In Toilet:
Miranda: PATRICHHA
No no no il’s patritchia
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@Chloe Leslie Got it
yup ya sure described what happened in the video so funny hahaha oh my god im dying hilarious and creative
Colleen: I need something rlly weird for this new series
Colleen: *goes outside* A WORM!! I’ll put in in a bowl in the toilet
Bratty Maggie who’s Colleen?
Becca McIntosh thats who plays miranda
Colleen? Thatsss Miranda's duhh
@@Becca-jt5ec no idea \(◎o◎)/
"- *That's a really good stretch, its called standing.* -"
You should really invite Patrick to your house😂
🧜♀️
"Her house smells like friken LeTtuCe"
-Miranda Sings
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Miranda: so the next part of the workout is eating a treat.
Me: Oh, I might actually try this workout then.
M o o d
Joanne Superfan Are u a Billie Elish fan im just wondering coz ur profile pic is Billie
Nobody:
What the worm sees: 👁👄👁
Nobody:👏👏😴💭✋👋👋👋👋👋
✌✌
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Miranda: I found a worm inside the *coronis* area
OMG that bursted into a million uwu cringes
OMG do you know BTS too....
Aliyah LOL BTS YEAAAAAAA IM A BIG FAN
So where do you live?:-)
Aliyah LOL BTS London
The beginning where she says, "Previously on quarantined with miranda.." and said what happend kinda reminded me of what happend on the show Glee, also I love how she blurs Flynn's face and calls him pinto bean instead of showing his face and calling him Flynn 🤣🤣
cara moreno why did she blur the face out?
YEAH
I'm watching Glee right now🤣
Monica Hernandez
Miranda likes to blur pinto beans face because she doesn’t want pinto bean to get more famous than her
OMG IM WATCHING GLEE RN TOO
I can barely watch cuz it’s so intense! ❤️❤️
Your belly was so red after “stretching” it 😂
i felt like they weren’t friends anymore
ashley gottfredsen bruh stop ruining the joke
I didn't ever feel like they were *friends* ...
Hamd Ahmed it’s not ruining it. They seemed genuinely confused so she explained it. It’s not like the whole world is looking
Samee i thought i waa the only onee
Decker My Becker I wasn’t confused I just haven’t seen them together in a while and thought that they stopped talking
Moral of the story is....
*don’t Quarantine in the bathroom*
*And don’t let your cat quarantine with you* .
* And don’t stick your hand in dirt that you peed in* .
I love how her son actually listens when Miranda says that she is going to give him a detention lol 😂😂
PERFECT person to watch in quarantine because you can low key (actually high key) relate to her weird behavior (aka talking to a worm and eating all her food in one day) and you get a laugh out of it so it amazing, love you Miranda/Colleen.
*It's so hard to believe this is Colleen*
*its so hard to believe that u thought u were original*
@@declan2196 *It's so hard to believe you thought you were funny*
(Sorry just joining in)
Cup of tae with a suga kookie I now right
Cup of tae with a little bit of suga and a kookie
can we just talk about the fact that for all the lipstick she wears, there ain’t a single smear on her teeth!?!
Ikr!! 😂😂
No One:
Mirandasings: I saved a Life from the corona virus air
Patricha: Id rather die from corona than your poo
lol. colleen trying to teach a kid who is not even 3...
Who is not even 1 and a half
Not Colleen.. it’s Miranda 😂😂😂
It’s Miranda
Why are they not showing the baby's face
😯😯
@@johannesbuhali5297 becuse Miranda dosent want him to get more famous then her lol. If you wanna see him just look up colleen Ballinger
"Pa-chri-cha=Patricia"
Pinto bean: has a crock
Maranda: DONT SQUICH PATRICIA
Pinto bean: put the crock on the Patricia
😂😂
not going to lie, the quality of this content is really freaking great
Miranda at 9:38. "Patricia did u lock the door". Me:😂😂😂How is that freaking possible????
Miranda: *pees in the toilet that Patricha was in*
Patricha: “am I a joke to you?”
NAMJESUS ( i am also an army too UwU)
Miranda blaming Patricia on locking the door when Patricia is a worm 😂
Lol
2:38: *exists
Me: shook😱😂
You scared all the corona's off of me😂💕
Ariana_melanie. Eevee at least you don’t have the corona 😂
That’s not funny
Miranda: (pees in toilet) "AAA! Oh no! Patricia! Patricia!" Omg, Miranda/Colleen I love you sooooooooo much! (You too, Patricia) ; D
Until she freaked pooped 😂
Miranda +JoJo=perfection
Hahaha miranda talking in cursive is the beat thing ever
The funny thing is jojo actually has a boyfriend now
They are so cute thoooo
Yea
wait what????
wait what????
@@kshii_p7064 Agree
I’m early and idk what else to say because this is what people say when they feel special and they’re early😂
Uuuummmmmm
petition for a vapril on Colleen’s vlog channel.
Samuel lol I read this and and was very concerned because I thought you wanted her to vape for the month of April instead of vlog
Yessss
Or Vlarch continued
Samuel yes yes yes yes!!!
Everyone else: “ahhh I need toilet paper now!”
Miranda:” ohh gotta buy ding dongs now!”
I can't believe that Miranda can make herself look so different than how she really looks! She looks amazing in character and normal!
I am concerned about patricia
Miranda doesn't play Colleen, Colleen plays Miranda
I sitting there suprised that jojo even has a boyfriend
@@NAU442 idk we will see
@@NAU442 I know that's what everybody's saying I know her mother's not letting her have a boyfriend yet
@@dylancohen9166 she's got a boyfriend but it's not him
:0
MISSELO27 Well it’s not him but she does have one which is Madison from kyler and mad brother
when she started using the bathroom on Patricia i legit yelled “PATRICIA” like the PATRICIA vine
"Oh you gained some hairs"
No one:
Miranda: "hEr HoUsE sMeLlS lIkE fReAkInG lEtTuCe!!"
Are you stalking Miranda
Can I join the stalk too 👀👀👀
👀👀👀👀 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
👄
lmao you are hilarious, Colleen! This type of humor to me is super creative. I love it!!
miranda: stretch ur abs
colleen: lol
I can't wait till Pinto bean is older and he watches this😂
No one: Miranda in the middle of a crisis: Oh PaTrIcIa pAtRiCiA
*YESSSSS SO EXCITED FOR THIS*
Miranda talking in cursive: whole diff language lmao
Her son: ejsjfjrkdooawkk
Maranda: wow that was actually amazing 😂😂
ummm somehow people don’t know that THE Miranda Sings is so much more different than Colleen Ballinger 😂😂😂
I really had to choose between Miranda and James
Same hahaha
Olivia Gillam aha just watched James then this x
I
Olivia Gillam Miranda all the way 🤣
Sameee
I had to choose between Miranda and James Charles 😭 I'm sorry James 😥
OMG SAME IN MY NOTIFICATIONS ITS MIRANDA AND THEN JAMES YOURE MY SISTER
Cla Re me too
I thought showing the belly was p*rn
Kayana Blake it’s not
@@evelyndesantiago8739 According to Miranda it is
If you put English captions it says “farm team” instead of quarantine 😂🤣🤣
u kept saying.."Miranda is me" when it isnt.. your actually Colleen Ballinger XD
NO I don't know what your talking about ;)
Wow... They haven't done a video together in a WHILE! This brings back memories. Do you guys remember 12 days of Miranda Sings and JoJo Siwa around Christmas? That was HILARIOUS! 😂😂good times..😂😂😊😊
Even though it's on FaceTime it still counts😂😂
Warning: practically all the comments say something about subbing to them to win something.
I saw mR Beast do it and I was like is this gonna create controversy.
@@bxcvnty it isn't the real Mr Beast
7:33 who else thought she was actually doing a handstand and her workout somehow paid off??
Is this a joke? Sorry idk.
I love how she says P is good for her or when she accidentally peas on the worm
Who else would love to see bloopers from this series?
I love this series so freaking much
No one:
Literally no one:
Miaranda: I dont want to leave the Koremtim
Who else thought she was doing an actual handstand 😂
This is my favourite quarantine episode
Having Miranda makes quarantine so much better 😂😂😂❤️
when your early and have no clue what to say
2 views? 106 likes? 26 comments?
Looks like youtube is drunk
Stay safe from the evil Corona
Hahahaaah
@@ikemichael5387 yes
When she said "UNTIL SHE FREAKING POOPED" that got me laughing
“Rip that off... give it to Patricia.”! Lmao! Why so funny?!!!!!
Miranda is the only one who is surviving the whole world.
All the politics and government MIRANDA HAS BEEN THERE NOT SUFFERING
All of Australias wild fires MIRANDA HAS BEEN HERE NOT SUFFERING
All of the Coronavirus outbreaks MIRANDA HAS BEEN THERE NOT SUFFERING
That shows that Miranda is a real one that we all need
Coming from Colleen's Vlarch video to see the video she were editing that was making her laugh with the flynn scenes makes me appreciate this video even more. So funny! Also, the dramatic music at the end really added to the moment lol Great job!
it’s hard to believe this is colleen lol ❤️❤️
maggie ezzell same gurl same
Her son is so smart😂🤓 I wanna speak cursive can somebody teach me
I’ve been loving Mirandas videos so much
Me: I’m really early I need to comment something good
Also me: comments this
THIS IS HILARIOUS
Ok calm down
“Sorry Patrich I need to use your house for a second” 😂😂😂
Miranda:talking in cursive subtitle: am i a joke to you
Miranda I know that baby face because you have to channel 😂😂❤️ and love when you talk like that 😂😂❤️