Going through this right now. She doesn't know what she wants, and alot of collateral damage could be spared if she would just close the goddamn door and commit
"I chime in haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door no." When someone opens my _closed_ door but walk out without closing the door making me get up and shut the door.
' I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt But I make these high heels work. I've told you time and time again I'm not as think as you drunk I am, And we all fell down when the sun came up. I think we've had enough...'
12-year-old me acted like this was one of the best songs in the world with the way she constantly listened to it and obsessed over it… and she was right.
Well imagine, As i'm pacing the rows in a small corner store And i can't help but to hear, no i cannot help but to hear an exchanging of words: What a beautiful melon! "What a beautiful melon," says a shopper to a stocker Yes, but what a shame, what a shame we're not getting any MORE. I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of stocking the goddam store, no?"
@@roamandread1451 i posted this because i still like these songs even now after all this time, i know it's unoriginal and i know you "don't care". Im pretty sure it adds somthing because even you commented. Now good day.
Mum: *Walks out room and doesn't close my door* Dad: *doesn't close my door* Sisters: *doesn't close my fricken door* Me: Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door!? *Laughs at reference*
Me: 911, what's your emergency? Them: Someone at our dance party has been killed! Help us ple-! Me: Now calm down, we don't wanna *panic at the disco.* 0:00
Endy • i like billie eilish and some of them are. not saying that i’m one of them, but i don’t like being classified under a category. so i don’t think of myself as “emo” or “dark” just because i wear dark clothes lmao i don’t know why i’m saying this but bye thanks for *reading* my ted talk
God: “confess your sin my child” Person who goes to church: “my wife cheated on me with my sister, but she said she was straight...” God: “Jesus kid I write sins not tragedies”
*Playing song louder every time it says "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door"* Family : We get it! we'll Close the door! and they never do.
Now this is why I lock my door. My mom keep asking why I do that. Well, it's because you never close the goddamn door after you open it! It was close before goddamn it!!
Mom: did he just say whore!? Me: OmG mOm! You have such a dirty mind cause he said bore. She’s boring! That’s why the gosh darn door is getting closed. She’s not getting in his house😂😉
You're the only one with this logical mentality. These people aren't even listening to what the song said. "It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality."
What’s with doors? Miss Jackson: at the backdoor goddamn but I love her anyways I write sins not tragedy: haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door
DomYaBoi23 I'm pretty sure nobody likes edgy people except the edgy people themselves, who are so deluded that they think it's cool and "not a phase" when it really is a phase. I'm trying to save this poor person from a life of regretting their adolescence.
@DomYaBoi23 i didn't mean you as in one person. i meant the collective community of edgy emos. the world won't be a better place if we accept people like this. but it's alright. im not htler. i won't kill off all these people. i'm just part of this collective hive mind of hate that the internet holds.
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The irony of the ad before this video being for Grammarly.
I gOt An Ad FoR cHaRiTy
Dominos
I got an ad for pork... I'm vegan
😂
Yoooooo
when your sibling busts into your room and doesn't close the door
me * screams *
*haVeN'T yOu peOpLe eVeR hEaRD oF cloSiNg a gOdDamN dOoR*
WORD 😂😂😅
SAME, NOBODY IN MY HOUSE KNOWS HOW TO CLOSE THE GODDAMN DOOR! 😂
YES
i literally play that part whenever my mom comes in my room, leaves, and doesnt close "The goddamn door" lmao
wtf you a FuCkInG queen
Me: *has a recent obsession with this song*
My mom: *forgets to close my door on her way out*
Me: HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVE-
My mom: no.
hi 8 minutes ago
hahahahha this is gold :D :D
It’s much better to face these kind of things with a sense of poise and rationality
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@batizza_ hi 8 months ago
Just realized this song is about a struggling marriage because the bride never shuts the door when leaving the room and I could never relate more.
I still don't get it 😦
cant tell if youre being serious or not 💀
Still don’t get it
She left the door open to others to walk through. Right into their relationship. To let another man steal their intimacy
Going through this right now. She doesn't know what she wants, and alot of collateral damage could be spared if she would just close the goddamn door and commit
"I chime in haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door no."
When someone opens my _closed_ door but walk out without closing the door making me get up and shut the door.
It's annoying when you first wake up and when you're trying to sleep (all the time)
My life
Let's put a pad lock on the door XD
The AmErikan when my brothers do that I shout until they come and shut it. I love my family 😂😂😂😂
The AmErikan ikr same
Mom: ARE YOU DRUNK FROM CHAMPEIGN?!
Me:... I’m not as think as u drunk I am
Nice refrence
' I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt
But I make these high heels work.
I've told you time and time again
I'm not as think as you drunk I am,
And we all fell down when the sun came up.
I think we've had enough...'
@Aiden Stendall want a medal
The missing part of the joke is he proceeds to drunkenly crash the 747-800 loaded with 466 passengers and they all die
aAAAHaA nice
You don't have idea how satysfiying it is to hear brandon FINALLY say "goddamn"
Legendary songs like this don't get old. No matter how much you listen to it
Agreed I heard it on Insta and had to listen to the whole thing now I can’t stop listening to it
*When you Realize The Song Doesn’t Say The Title Of The Song...*
The darkness surrounds me
Yeah, Panic! should've called this album, "Long Winded Titles That Have Nothing to Do With Their Content."
I seriously thought it was called "Closing the goddam door" after my mum showed me it
Does it really matter?
i- have u ever listened to anything off this album ?
"I chime in with haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door"
Mood 100
Mood 10 to the power of 3(hehehe do the math?l
Lol
Dexter L.A. Jettster me to my brother
@@laneynikole8647 Same. My brother sometimes exits my room, closes the door partially, grins at me and walks away.
Dexter Jester
MEEE WHEN MY MOM WOULD ENTER MY ROOM AND LEAVES WITHOUT CLOSING IT
12-year-old me acted like this was one of the best songs in the world with the way she constantly listened to it and obsessed over it… and she was right.
1:49
I love when lyric videos used to go all out back then
Take one shot for every spelling mistake.
I tried it and now I'm drunk on chocolate milk
I feel champain
I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
@@bobbyschwarzkopf1492 "MoM i'M nOt DrUnK" mum b like "then tell the time"
*Looks at clock* "I'm NoT dRuNk"
We’re gonna *ded* because we had too many shots
Whoever is listening to I Write Sins and Not Tragedies today in 2020 is a legend
YESS
I guess I am a legend
Hello then
thanks babe
Me
When the apocalypse comes imma slay with this song in the background
I'm down with this idea. Come back to the comments and lmk where we starting from
Me: finds out my bf hates early 2000's punk rock
I mean technically our marriage is saved...
I had this stuck in my head and it is 2019
JellyChicken123 so true! 🤩
:D
Same tho
Nigga i had stuck in my head since it came out in fact i went to all of the concerts
fucking same
12 years later and now the world is starting to die off anyone else still coming back ?
heyy 😀🤚
@@brynnc5345 hey
@@user-ni8tn9do2z hi
me lol
all day brother
And here I am, singing along this masterpiece in 2021. At this point the only way to make me leave is tow me away like a car
This song will never get boring
Honestly this song should have been called God Damn door
LMAO
@@Lisa-pp9bn 2021 🦵😏🦵
That lyric is the only way I could even find this song
And the censored version not making any sense, it would've been fantastic.
i know i always look for this song and think that’s the name
“somebody at our proms been killed please help!”
“Calm down now we don’t wanna panic at the disco”
Lol
Nice avatar
*looks at camera like in the office*
*da da da, da da da...*
🤦🏽♀️
1:30 me when my family comes into my room and doesn't shut the door when they leave
W
Shit still slaps 16 years later🤘🏿🤘🏿
YUH
*18 years later
Released in 2005 uploaded to RUclips 2006
**inhale**
I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU- **voice crack**
me trying to sing in a nutshell
i felt that
Yoooo Ghostbur & Friend icon???? Pog
@@MOTHHMAN absolutely great 😌
it takes practice to extend your range. If its cracking you need to do vocal exercises.
2019 already and the door is still open...
XDDDD UNDERRATED
*_pained screeching_*
This song is so good and will never get old
welp its been 13 years....
AND THIS SONG IT STILL ICONIC! its amazing to see people still love this song :)
My mom: walks out a my room without closing the door
Me: havent you people ever heard of closing the God damn door
My mom: no
Its much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
i read this comment just as it was saying it in the song lmao
Ong i deadass remember getting my entire family together so i can show them how to close a door
@@Limited_Flaws thats genius😂
@@caitlynn7181 Thats what im saying ong 🅱😂
Well imagine,
As i'm pacing the rows in a small corner store
And i can't help but to hear, no i cannot help but to hear an exchanging of words:
What a beautiful melon! "What a beautiful melon," says a shopper to a stocker
Yes, but what a shame, what a shame we're not getting any MORE.
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
stocking the goddam store, no?"
You deserve more likes with this gold
_d e l i c i o u s m e l o n s_
This was stolen oof
I will never walk into a store the same way again lol.😂 I love this.
Teri 😂
Anyone still listening to this in 2021 is also a legend
Me
Please stop posting the same thing over and over to farm likes. It’s unoriginal and adds nothing.
@@roamandread1451 i posted this because i still like these songs even now after all this time, i know it's unoriginal and i know you "don't care". Im pretty sure it adds somthing because even you commented. Now good day.
Honestly, this song is almost as old as me
Nahhh, 2022, its carrying for a WHILE
Never knew what dude was talking about, but dang did he get it stuck in my head for years. Lol
Christian kids be like "CLOSING A GOSH DARN DOOR"
i’m not even kidding that’s what I say
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
lmao this needs more likes!!!
HeHe
And? Lmaoooo I’m dead tho
2:04 I'M GAYYYYYYYYYYY oh I misheard the lyrics
OMG I HEAR IT!!!😂😂😂
Hahahhahahahah
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE!
I wished he was.
That part played as I read it so now that’s all I can hear 😂😂😂
Ive been looking for this for ages!!!
Shiiiit its almost 2022 and I still come back to this every year at least once
POUR THE COCAINE
POUR THE COCAAAAINE.
Lmao 😂
Im dying 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
cows milk Don’t threaten him with a good time!
Lol
I think you mean *champeign* , good sir.
Mum: *Walks out room and doesn't close my door*
Dad: *doesn't close my door*
Sisters: *doesn't close my fricken door*
Me: Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door!? *Laughs at reference*
"The" goddamn door or "a" goddam door? :s
NewDay Andy "The goddamn door."
+NewDay Andy both…
Midnight Luna OMG same XDXD nobody in my family ever closes the door but me XD
well, can you go back to your original earth, "a" is the original
Born in 97 remember every word to this song jus from the radio it's crazy what u remember as a kid
Still love this song in 2022
me: puts on black choker
me: slams door
me:Nobody understands me!!
Lol
Finally, someone closed the goddamn door!
Same koneko
👌
I do that way to many times lol
This song feels like it's in a dirtbike racing game in ps2
😂
im thinking about motorstorm artic edge
Mx vs atv
Braap
WHAT?
I Love this song!❤
0:21 "i love you, I love you to" I can't be the only one that still hears it
Song: *starts*
My brain: don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Me: P A N I C A T T H E D I S C OH WELL IMAGINE
👌
Same here lol
Is that fall out booooohhh well imagine as I'm pacing the pews of a church corridor ......yes I do need help
Legend has it that the door still isn't closed.....
Whoever is listening in 2022 it's been 16 years and I wish you well in these horrible days
Still a banger this came out when I was born grew up to it still love it
You're a true 2000 kid if you just hear A SECOND of this song and you already know what's happening
Yep 😁
Then you close your God damn door
Forealll
Early 90s but been a fan since i first heard this song it's more nostalgia then anything
Yessss
*when someone forgets to close the door after they came in*
"HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING A GODDAMN DOOR?"
Love this song fr ❤️
Adoro essa música! Vocês são ótimos Panic!
“With a sense POIIIIISSSSEEEEEE and RATIONALITTTTTYYYYY”
I was just at that part wen you said that 😂
That’s literally the part I’m onXD
My fuckin favorite part
The best shit ever
"Agaiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnn"
Me: 911, what's your emergency?
Them: Someone at our dance party has been killed! Help us ple-!
Me: Now calm down, we don't wanna *panic at the disco.*
0:00
Brenton Taylor ah I see what you did there XD
I love that vine
HaH iTs AcTuAlLy 0:01 hAh
A Vine legend
That's a vine
I spent hours finding this song , it's been years since I heard it but still a banger
2022 baby, keep rocking the classics
Lol 10 years later and I’m still here 😂😂😂
Sskittle yeah I understand tbat I'm still here too
That*
Same 😂
Same
I’m curious to ages now
Me: You’re not emo..
Cousin: hold my hoodie and my black chocker
Faqs tho
@@themightypizza6133 yeah billy eyelash fans are not emo.
choker
Endy • i like billie eilish and some of them are. not saying that i’m one of them, but i don’t like being classified under a category. so i don’t think of myself as “emo” or “dark” just because i wear dark clothes lmao i don’t know why i’m saying this but bye thanks for *reading* my ted talk
@@albertopelaez5735 youre welcome •~•
The memories bro omg
It's 2022 and this still hits the way it did when it first came out
*remembers emo faze*
Me: Well im going back to my emo faze!!!!
Myra Ames *phase
D'ya mean phase?
*PHASE**
Me toooooo
Phaze..and I completely agree
God: “confess your sin my child”
Person who goes to church: “my wife cheated on me with my sister, but she said she was straight...”
God: “Jesus kid I write sins not tragedies”
LMAO
He's not Jesus,he's god
the gays always win periodt
PPSPSPS
Okay, that made me laugh. You've earned my like
Gonna miss these guys honestly
I feel old returning to this song in a good way
*Playing song louder every time it says "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door"*
Family : We get it! we'll Close the door!
and they never do.
10 years later and this is still an bop
Samkool18 * later*
thx to tiktok omg cringe
_b o p_
"Still"? I'm pretty sure it wasn't a bop ten years ago, because the term "bop" wasn't a thing then.
Now get off my lawn! Damn kids...
CorticalCirclet dude...I’m 24...
One of the best songs ever!💪🏽💪🏽😍
2021 and this song is still pog 😫
“What a shame”
“The poor grooms bride is a”
:minecraft door noise:
Now this is why I lock my door. My mom keep asking why I do that. Well, it's because you never close the goddamn door after you open it! It was close before goddamn it!!
I can 100% relate to this
awesome
That is good civ
i think if she thinks he is doing something wrong they are usually worried they are mothers after all@Joshua Phillips
bruh its literally what mothers have been doing for centuries i dont know why are you getting mad but its pretty normal behavior @Joshua Phillips
I still love this song so much!
Listening to this timeless legend in 2021 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Me when someone leaves my door open after leaving the room
I'm not emo and I still love this whole else?
This is a emo song?
Panic! At The Disco is an emo band but its ok you didnt know😉
@@rileynicole291 but what about high hopes
@@rileynicole291 and shut up and dance with me
clayton emery me
The entire song is the same two paragraphs but I still love it
It's 2022 still amazed by this song ❤️
I heard “im gay” instead of again. Lol. Glad I watched this
OMG same 😂😂😂😂 lol
Welp i do now.... Honstly love that for us tbh
Now it's stuck in my head no matter how many times I look at the lyrics. Thank you 😊
Lol
Lol
Me: **emo hair flip** No one understands me!
P!atD: Wha-
Me: Except you. You're amazing.
me
they ain't even emo anymore my guy
@@cannedbread3829 Man but I wish they were...
Axolotls Animated Ahmm what about TØP?
What about mcr?
2021 and it still sounds new. Amazing.
2021 and I still love this songgg😌😌
Mum: "CLEAN YOUR ROOM NOW!"
Me: *Plays this song on my speaker at full blast and precedes to thrash my room*
Still listening in 2021, this song will never get old
Indeed
Ugh yes 😩
Never
Indeed good human
Yep😁
2021 and this song still hits harder than ever
Im so tempted to sing this on my uncles wedding
You 100% should do that🙂.
Ye do it
No balls!
Oof yea
Bitch I'm doing it at my sister's.
Mom: did he just say whore!?
Me: OmG mOm! You have such a dirty mind cause he said bore. She’s boring! That’s why the gosh darn door is getting closed. She’s not getting in his house😂😉
You are the best XDXDXD
jack the ripper haha thx😂. Just for the record, this was literally a conversation between my mom and me😂😂😂👍
Did she fall for it or re play the song again 😂 smooth move tho
@@christinaeid3319 XD IM DROP DEAD STILL LMAO
Alex Rose IT WORKED AND STILL TO THIS DAY SHE DOESN’T KNOW...YET
I think it's interesting that champagne was almost correct. It was "champeign" instead of something like "champane"
2021 and still love it
When my mom walks out of the door without closing the door 0:34
IanDrawz i subbed to you
Same lmao
Me with everybody.
Scorched Rose Same
Scorched Rose, im about to blare the song when my mom or someone walks by because they left the door open
I was remember it being the goddamn door
Reptilian Brotherhood it's the Mandela effect
amaya dungan ik
Reptilian Brotherhood it sounds like he's saying the not a
Ruby Patino that's what I put
Reptilian Brotherhood even if you go on other lyric videos they put "the" instead of a
Still listening in 2021 you're almost the Gods.
Thanks
I LOVE THIS SONGGGGG
I'd complain about the errors but this was made 9 years ago
You're the only one with this logical mentality. These people aren't even listening to what the song said. "It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality."
The Narrator haha got me
Tiktokers: P.A.N.I.C.A.T.T.H.E.D.I.S.C.Oh, well imagine.
onetruedingus yep
I almost forgot this existed 😂
I just read pan i cat he disc oh well imagine lmaoooii
Can't believe I'm still listening to this song after for how long I haven't heard it
2021 vibes of listening to this masterpiece
What’s with doors?
Miss Jackson: at the backdoor goddamn but I love her anyways
I write sins not tragedy: haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door
He just loves goddamn doors
Lexi Kub ryan wrote iwsnt tho,,,
saiko_ maru_ Everyone loves those goddamn doors.
*puts on black clothes and choker*
*applies black eyeliner*
IT’S NOT A PHASE MOM!
Mood😂
Aiden Bane you are what's wrong with humanity
DomYaBoi23 I'm pretty sure nobody likes edgy people except the edgy people themselves, who are so deluded that they think it's cool and "not a phase" when it really is a phase. I'm trying to save this poor person from a life of regretting their adolescence.
I like chokers and black clothing and I'm not the big sad 😂
@DomYaBoi23 i didn't mean you as in one person. i meant the collective community of edgy emos.
the world won't be a better place if we accept people like this. but it's alright. im not htler. i won't kill off all these people.
i'm just part of this collective hive mind of hate that the internet holds.
I woke up today. It is 2022 with this song playing in my head.
2021 and I’m still listening to this
"The poor grooms bride is a HORSE"
"CLOSING A GOSH DARN DOOR"
...
I say these things
"The poor grooms bride is a HORSE"
"CLOSING A GOSH BARN DOOR"
well you must be christian
It’s okay we are all different but United.
get a fin life u sad f
You are too innocent for this world....