A lot of Phish jokes being around dating makes me wonder how the evolution of his jokes / life will look like. A) Phish gets a chill wife and his jokes transition from dating jokes to wife jokes. B) Phish gets a not so chill wife, his jokes get less and less potent, and he's stuck in a struggling marriage and career. C) Phish gets no gf, gets closer to becoming an cynical intel, but his jokes get way spicier.
Mfer really said "I drank only water for a month" and then followed up with "yeah but I had soda with it as well" then wonders why she has heart problems 💀
I know I'm boring for this but the talk about that girls heartrate going up that much by just standing is nothing water will fix. It has to be properly looked into since something is wrong there, shame on that doctor.
Well the fact that they only drink soda and not water certainly does not help, so stopping that will help and if stopping it has an effect that will help the doctor diagnose and treat further
As a proud owner of a new pair of raycon earbuds, I can say with 100% certainty it has made my day. Being able to drown out my parents fighting with the amazing noise canceling, and now I can hear Saltys squeaky complaing child voice crystal clear, what a joy! Thanks raycon! 😊
@Luxus3585 I've actually had them. They werent bad, but the physical button is annoying, and the sound can be beat for not much more money. Not a bad choice, but you could find better.
who ever was talking about the doctor in the video most likely has a condition called pots, heart rate going up by like 50 is a sign of pots and blood pressure dropping while standing too.
7 years ago, the title would've been considered a joke or a meme... but in this day of age, with schizos like redshell and frogger running around, the prescription seems perfectly and reasonably rational
As someone who works at KFC and is eating KFC Mac and Cheese on my break rn You do not need a fork, you need a spoon, maybe for the Mac and cheese chicken bowls but for just straight Mac and cheese nah
5:54 there is actually no way that you were in a team with glassmaster. i doubt anyone would name themselves "coochiepro69" and coincidentally also be an ashe main, so that most likely is him
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Hey phish, guess what?
bro whoever your friend is with the heart rate clips is super unhealthy . please convince her to change for the better
Stop watching this he recommended it 😃
Raycon ad? I think stop watching would have been the better choice. The RoyJoys are a scam. Good video tho
The longer I watch you guys the more I see you guys as role models of what not to become
thats good
People living in LA are great teachers, except the only example they demonstrate is their life
LMAO
Wow I am sure gonna love listening to the Phish Tank Podcast using my new raycons! Oh…
Almost the 1 year anniversary of ep 19 (2 more months)
ACTUALLY SOON. What do u think the $2500 tech was for?
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A lot of Phish jokes being around dating makes me wonder how the evolution of his jokes / life will look like.
A) Phish gets a chill wife and his jokes transition from dating jokes to wife jokes.
B) Phish gets a not so chill wife, his jokes get less and less potent, and he's stuck in a struggling marriage and career.
C) Phish gets no gf, gets closer to becoming an cynical intel, but his jokes get way spicier.
relationships are cringe
Call this man a pastor, because he is preaching
@@SaltyPhishbased
Hes on the aro-BASED spectrum
@@SaltyPhishI think this means C, you spicy incel
Mfer really said "I drank only water for a month" and then followed up with "yeah but I had soda with it as well" then wonders why she has heart problems 💀
I love videos where Ami and Peyro show us their unique brand of unhinged.
"I was too busy to tell you I'm free all the time."
Something's wrong, I can feel it.
I know I'm boring for this but the talk about that girls heartrate going up that much by just standing is nothing water will fix. It has to be properly looked into since something is wrong there, shame on that doctor.
I get your point but the fact that they never went back is a joke. Gonna have a heart attack any day
probably needs to do a mild amount of exercise regularly in my non doctor opinion.
@@kevintrigg3707 What they need is meds for possible hypertension and mild exercise.
@@doggo4078 I dont think so no but its definitely a strain on the heart. Sounds like she has hypertension.
Well the fact that they only drink soda and not water certainly does not help, so stopping that will help and if stopping it has an effect that will help the doctor diagnose and treat further
That “Date” story really made me feel second hand discomfort I am so sorry phish
Phish is really fishing for that throuple action with Peyro and Ami.
4:20 "I can pronounce all sorts of things and you're jealous!"
How did you sense my sadness and upload right when I needed it. The Phish is a seer
Love it when they talk about corn it really makes me feel like i'm in the call with them, big screens really are as immersive as you say phish
I love that the doctor recommended something to help in case something was wrong and then never saw her again he probably thinks she's ded
Boy it sure is weird how they talk about watching corn. like dude you need a big screen for it? a separate browser just for corn? Yall are crazy.
As a proud owner of a new pair of raycon earbuds, I can say with 100% certainty it has made my day. Being able to drown out my parents fighting with the amazing noise canceling, and now I can hear Saltys squeaky complaing child voice crystal clear, what a joy! Thanks raycon! 😊
Are they actually good? I’m fully considering buying a pair but I’ve seen mixed reviews
@@Stan__1018 I’ve heard one youtuber recommend different earbuds, dissing raycon quality. Will try to find the video where she talks about it
@@isky6541 Same, I've heard they aren't the worst but the audio quality isn't great for the price and the bass is oversaturated
@Luxus3585 I've actually had them. They werent bad, but the physical button is annoying, and the sound can be beat for not much more money. Not a bad choice, but you could find better.
Sometimes I watch Phish stream and I just think to myself "Am I his type?" and then he keeps talking and I'm set straight.
I love watching these vids, not because I enjoy overwatch but because I love their commentary and convos. Pls make a podcast!!
the editing in this feels a bit quicker than usual, still good but IMO a little bit more after the jokes from the same clips is good. great video!
who ever was talking about the doctor in the video most likely has a condition called pots, heart rate going up by like 50 is a sign of pots and blood pressure dropping while standing too.
I bet my ass that girl who said she doesn't drink water also vapes at least 2 disposable vapes a day
I too love fish. Named both my dogs after their songs. Favorite has to be Shade or Sigma Oasis.
(The pets’ names are Tela and Nellie Kane)
Damn so does my doctor
I hit 182 bpm in a match and she demanded that i stop playing
Now i live on vicariously through Phillipe.
"My Doctor Recommends To Stop Playing Overwatch 2"
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"Deranged Group Of Individuals Play A Game That Is Clearly Worsening Their Mental State"
I feel so validated with the browser discussion
I miss the color-coded descriptions 😭
We need the description to be color coded again
As a raycon owner i can confirm it really helps drown out the sound of my wife giving the GLUCK GLUCK to her boyfriend
Tell Twobold/Essie to upload!
Fr omg
Twobold’s been suffering the past almost 2 weeks from his subathon so a lot of content expected to be uploaded
Twobolds on day 11 of a birthday subathon. He’s a bit busy lmao
when you go on someone elses youtube channel to tell them to tell other youtubers to upload
@@rintintin4329 lmao they just banned me on his chat
Fun fact: 90% of content on Phish&Clips comes from this video!
FUN FACT: YOU'RE GODDAM WRONG
@@SaltyPhishbro is upsetty spaghetti
Now that I'm actively trying to flirt with someone Phish's jokes about love life hit different lmao
The “No Water” thing is less quirky than genuinely cringe.
the saltyphish corporation needs to keep these name colours the same. I can’t identify no one anymore!!!!
2:27 BUY?! brother I already have something small with no impact.
i just realized youtube hasn’t recommended me any of phishes videos for months
True
Phillip is great at making something small make a big impact
"no, no, i am not dumb here" fucking killed me
I felt like I was missing something after I over-binged all the phish videos, but it turns out it was the banter between the crew.
12 minutes wasn’t enough, I want MOAR
4:11 the experience was "jarring"
I think your friend who doesn't drink water may have POTS...
Great vid as always!
Salty Phish, I am coming to LA for spring break. Prepare yourself.
1:36 jokes on you I will cease to continue this visual entertainment provided by my Digital device
stop watching it
4:22 has me on the floor rn 🍷
7 years ago, the title would've been considered a joke or a meme...
but in this day of age, with schizos like redshell and frogger running around, the prescription seems perfectly and reasonably rational
Damn the dead dad jokes really hurt. Not me my dads alive I know Ami can’t relate lol. But for real y’all gave her the burn…
It's not worthwhile mac 'n cheese if you can't scoop it up with only a fork. Spork are for those that have never had a REAL Mac N' Cheese.
I drink soda more than I drink water. My problem isn't ease of access. I just have a chemical dependency.
1:35 as you wish, remove the cable from behind your pc
4:35 “Out healing and out damaging” well she’s zen……do i gotta say more?
1:36 yes I do, **stop watching it**
bro "ha your dad is dead" had me dying lol
just like her dad
Feel so powerful when there no other comments
Dead Parent humor is peak Orphan living
Oh hey my heartrate does the same thing!
If you're not like, fainting or getting lightheaded you're probably fine
But if you are look up POTS
This man out here talking about his separate browser for corn, bro in high school i CREATED an entire browser just for that reason😅
Boxers or briefs?
Commando, my dude.
omg is that @Nyash
As someone who works at KFC and is eating KFC Mac and Cheese on my break rn
You do not need a fork, you need a spoon, maybe for the Mac and cheese chicken bowls but for just straight Mac and cheese nah
Listening to a raycon ad with raycons in.
The first 40 seconds is phish on a daily basis
Sometimes i think Overwatch is making Salty horrible at talking to women but then I remember the stories about this dude fumbling since high school
1:37 answer is stop watching it
My OW name is the Doctor, and i can confirm that i recommended Salty to stop playing overwatch.
I heard Joel at the end which turned this 9/10 video into a 10/10
The dead jokes make me laugh. (My dads dead I can say them)
Also not going to the doctor is crazy
That guy’s villain arc just began
As soon as they brought up macaroni I thought of putting them on the ends of a fork 😂
Didnt expect to see a phish head in ow
Can I point out that (I’m sure) in the end was some of the only parts that they actually talked about the game they were playing😂
phish knows phish! the question has been answered!
I'm glad I could be everyone's fav utensil
It's a good thing I eat my apples (bad to the bone starts playing)
5:54 there is actually no way that you were in a team with glassmaster. i doubt anyone would name themselves "coochiepro69" and coincidentally also be an ashe main, so that most likely is him
The browser trick is a fire trick.
Hey salty love ur videos have you ever tried saying ggez In customs, if not then you should
1:35 Stop watchi-
SALTY PHISH I LOVE YOu
i thought phish was holdin up perc 30s during the ad
Can’t believe I watch a group of people taking about porn for 5 minutes
Overwatch ranked increase my blood pressure.
Dang I wasn't expecting so many pron jokes in a Salty video...
Hey phish, not that Ive tried but I've heard a lot of those paid vr sites do have a good bit of free full length stuff..... Not that I've ever tried
Oh yeah vr stuff has subscriptions but you can get some food software. 2 words Better Repack
Salty had to get this Raycon sponsorship to pay for the shit date/not-date he went on lol
that is not an efficiant heart rate
My good buddy, ray-cans sound worse than my 5$ in-ears with a wire, hell nah
Phish if you didn't know there is free VR pron. Do with this information what you will...
Who's a naughty naughty phishy 🐟 🐠 🎣
that "date" story made me cringe so fucking much.
Shes a coworker whos taken but feigning intrest
*ABORT BROTHER IVE FALLEN FOR THIS TRAP JUST ABORT!*
When’s the next phish bowl
The spork comments were uncool dude. Totally unnecessary. You should give me a “curved monitor” just as relief for my heartbreak
i love fish
Phish how dare you have green hair AND pronouns. That was my thing >:(
Edit: also I started a cult in your twitch chat and I've not been back since.
didn't laugh even for a second, it's been a good ride.
9:38 laptop
for some strange reason i just have a feeling that one of the first 2 sites when you search vr p*rn is free