@@pepsiisbetterthancoke6283 That's his secret. After the Holocaust ray he rewrites their memories to make them like him. "You know, weirdly enough, even though you just hit me with the holocaust, like not even metaphorically, you just hit me with the holocaust... I still like you, you're a... you're a terrible person but, I--" "Think again!" "... Huh.. What was I saying? Oh right, you're a good guy, Professor... ... Hey, what's my name again? And where am I?" "Whoops."
Galactus: WHY?! Why cant i devour the Earth?! How did you negate mi powers?! Reed Richards: It`s simple Galactus, I didn`t, this is not the real Earth, I made it out of wood!
*Galactus:* Wait, how did you even convince the rest of the Marvel™ superheroes to build a 1:1 wooden replica of the entire Earth? *Richard:* I didn't *Galactus:* ...no *Richard:* No what? *Galactus:* You did not build an entire planet out of wpod by yourself *Richard:* But I did *Galaxtus:* You only knew I was here four hours ago! *Richard:* That's why I did it in three! *Galactus:* That's even less believable! What, are you mow going to tell me you had "prep time"? *Richard:* Nope! (Somewhere, Batman sneezes)
@@davidhong1934"but considering the totality of the Earth's mass, pole to pole and core to crust, the amount of trees growing on its surface constitutes an astronomically small fraction of a single percent of its total composition! How could you have possibly acquired enough timber to create a second Earth entirely out of wood?" "I just did some crazy Reed Richards shit, simple as that."
@@POTUSJimmyCarter”Actually though. Thanks for the free snack, Now I don’t have to worry about eating innocent lives as I’m forced to continue my existence!” “A- About that…”
@@Aaa-vp6ug”I also created every living person on earth out of wood” “What..” “Ya know they’re fully sentient they have their own hopes dreams desires fears and they are terrified of death. They have no souls you see it’s just a black void the endlessness of non existence.”
Ben: Uh, yeah, can we talk about that name for a bit? You're called Mr. Fantastic. Sue is called Invisible Woman. And Johnny is the Human Torch. And I'm just the Thing. Like, I'm not even a person to you guys. I'm just... the Thing... Hell, even the robot has a name! Reed: Well what would you like to be called? Ben: The... Rock...? Rocky? Reed: Ben, are you familiar with copyright infringement? Johnny: This is why you don't get to pick your name.
@@HoV326 tbf, Rocky started getting filmed in 1975, The Rock born in 1972, The Rock's father (Rocky Johnson) began his career as a professional wrestler in 1964. But the first Fantastic Four comic came out in 1961. The Thing had like 3 years to change his name to Rocky or something with Rock in it.
My least favorite is poopneto. He can control any sorta organic material he wanted, he could be bloodneto or fleshneto but- he just sticks to poop. Its gross.
Honestly expected him to just go "Are you kidding? I'm Reed Fucking Richards. Just because it's made of wood doesn't mean it's not a real gun. I could kill a godamn hulk with this. Get in the car."
Imagine him telling this story to Franklin and Valeria at bedtime with him saying, “and that’s how I single-handedly beat the self proclaimed master of magnetism.”
I was expecting the punchline to be Magneto being shot. Reed Richards made a gun out of wood, it has all the functions, perhaps even more, of a normal gun.
@@diannejohn5346 As if this video isn't already using an easy joke. Check the original wooden gun clip and see how many comments talked about the ridiculous nature of the scene.
@@manintheline5331 That sounds a lot like a huge Gordian Knot, whereas just pulling a crossbow on Magneto sounds pretty effective. I get the "joke," I just think it's funnier to suggest the incredibly obvious thing that no one has thought of in the 70-odd years that Magneto has been a character.
Every time I've seen that scene, I've wondered that same thing. "Dude's in metal cuffs, in a metal car, wearing a metal helmet...he'll make it a minute down the road, tops. And that's IF he suspects Reed has a backup plan."
Richards: It's over. Magneto: I didn't hear no bell. *Later* Richards: [*hits Magneto in the head with a wooden plank*] Magneto: [*hears bell sound effect*]
For those of you who don't know, Mr. Fantastic defeating Magneto with a wooden gun actually happened in one of the animated shows. I'm not even kidding.
Considering how smart Reed is, I feel like he could make a useable gun out of wood that has the same mechanics as a metal gun, so it's basically something like a crossbow. Comic book logic, when you're the most intelligent man alive, means you can do or make anything for specific situations.
@@Otek_Nr.3@Otek_Nr.3 True, all would be effective options to use, not to mention fully wooden canons would be another weapon to use against Magneto without relying on metal. Considering how powerful Magneto is and how he has had years to master his powers to sometimes even manipulate metal without a magnetic pole, I can imagine he'd still find a way to control stainless steel or aluminium.
@@Otek_Nr.31. Aluminum is magnetic 2. Magnetos powers work on all metal, not just magnetized metal. He's ferrokinetic and can imbue metals with magnetic properties.
The real reason Magneto just quietly accepted his defeat in the real show is because Richards never revealed that the cop cars were made of metal. Magneto couldn’t risk falling for the same trick twice by fighting the cops. Imagine how embarrassing it would be for him.
Honestly I thought the joke with him bringing out the realistic looking gun a second time would be that it was an actual gun and Reed just shoots Magneto with it because he doesn't even bother trying to control it (assuming its made of wood).
In the comics, Reed is one of the only people in existence who can actually use the most powerful weapon; it not only erases you entirely, it makes reality bend such that you never even existed. Reed aimed it at a literal *world eater.*
And what about a... *checks clipboard* an entire army of symbiotes? Oh, and I need that answer in about... *checks clipboard 2: Electric Boogaloo* 3 to 7 hours, depends if the space taco bell is open.
No one managed to survive and tell the tale of his legendary Batbat. No killing? Solemn oath against lethal force? Nah, man. Batman is a shadowy figure for a reason.
And declaring mutants as Earth's new gods because they all banded together to form a nation, gained a method to resurrect themselves, and colonized Mars.
Reed's the smartest man in the universe; however his intelligence is canonically "spread thin." He says that Tony Stark makes these incredible weapons because Reed is simply busy on *multiple* other projects at once. So I have *no doubt* that Reed's into woodworking.
I saw the scene one day by complete chance, and found it just fucking hilarious that Magneto just mentally broke down once he had realised he was duped. Dude just gave up. I don't know how you managed to improve upon perfection, but here we are. Good job!
If you haven't seen the original scene this is parodying I highly recommend looking it up. It's called "Magneto defeated by wooden gun" on RUclips and is one of the silliest scenes I've ever seen from early superhero stuff.
@@simeonellinger2064 Yes, but you can have non-magnetic metal as a projectile or use a ceramic or plastic as a bullet. A gun is just a mechanism to move mass at a high velocity, what constitutes that mass is irrelevant.
@@shadowshots9393 There is such a thing as "caseless ammunition". Quite fascinating but has complexity and cost issues. But if one were fighting Magneto none of those things would be of real import.
This happens in one of the old Hulk comics. I'm not even joking, this is literally how he beats the Metal Master, he bluffs with a fake gun and then punches him when he's off guard.
I would have loved if Magneto felt so bad for Richards that he pointed out the existence of non-magnetic metals. Richards could build a gun out of metals that magneto can't control.
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"Richards, what have you brought to stop me!?" "Nothing." "Nothing!? How are you supposed to stop me with- *Horrible choking to death noises* "Yeah, I don't thing you really get how flexible I can be, or how small of an area I can infiltrate" *Old Man Lung Exploding noises* Reed is a terrifying enemy if he decides to be.
Honestly, you could probably make a real gun out of wood. The gun’s just a container designed to direct a small explosion in the direction you want the projectile at the end to go. The bullet doesn’t even need to be metal. Depending on the style of gun, it could literally just be a small rock he grabbed off the road. Granted, the wood would probably fall apart or explode after a shot or two, but if all he needs it for is a single shot, it’d probably be fine.
Actually no. A bullet needs a chamber that can contain the pressures from the explosion of gunpowder in order to be fired effectively. A wooden chamber would just explode and it would be pretty much the same as a bullet going off outside of a gun. Which has been tested many times and has been shown that even point blank, would not jave enough power to even pierce skin. The explosion in the shooter's hand would however cause significant injury to the shooter.
@@RachDarastrix2 They work on ferromagnetic metals, which is more than just iron. Of course with Magneto's massive power, he could just lift someone with magnetism alone, no metal required
Technically the wood grenade could work, just use stuff that can react and cause heat and pressure to expand and yeet it at him, a great example is urea nitrate, bro is gonna laugh at the wooden grenade but won’t be after 5 or so seconds when the fuse hits and causes the whole thing to combust and explode
Right, he just ignored it and I'm like you know that can technically work a wood enclosed explosive with non metal shrapnel would be really effective against him.
Magneto, the master of magnetism. Strengths: Manipulator of magnetic fields, Superstrength, Flight, Shifting the Earth's landmass to his very whim, He can kill anyone with a thought since people have fucking iron in them. Not to mention, he's a genius in genetic manipulation, particle physics, engineering, and other fields of technology. Weakness: Wood.
The iron in blood, etc., isn't a magnetic form of iron. (Otherwise an MRI would be fatal.) However, water is very weakly repelled by magnets (diamagnetism). With a very, very strong magnetic force he could control the water in their bodies. IRL this is how scientists have levitated very tiny frogs, but we can't reasonably build a magnet strong enough to levitate people. Diamagnetism is extremely weak compared to ferromagnetism.
@@massgunner4152 Magneto's not a bad guy and hasn't been for a long time. He has gone through extreme character development over the years. He has earned it.
@@vetarlittorf1807 Not really. It was not until the relaunch that the X-Men became what they are. Also keep in mind this Reed Richards is the one who slapped his wife and said women aren't meant to speak. Times have changed... Also Susan Storm's OP AF. Just sayin'
*Imagine he makes an alternate vid where magneto just mentally breaks down to the point he completely ignores the metal guns and metal cars around him as he's being taken away*
This is one of the better written ones in while. I wanted the twist to be that the wooden gun actually works and he just shoots Magneto in the leg or something, but plank of wood dickhead is a classic.
Having seen the original clip, I thought Magneto would try to use the metal around him only to find out that everything, even the cars, are also made out of wood.
Huh. I would have thought Magneto's greatest weakness would be Charles Xavier's holocaust ray.
This his greatest weakness that ANYONE can pull out
@@Gloomdrake well that's true but imagine invading your opponent's mind to make them relive a genocide and still being seen as the "good guy"
He recovered from that one pretty quick.
@@pepsiisbetterthancoke6283 That's his secret. After the Holocaust ray he rewrites their memories to make them like him.
"You know, weirdly enough, even though you just hit me with the holocaust, like not even metaphorically, you just hit me with the holocaust... I still like you, you're a... you're a terrible person but, I--"
"Think again!"
"... Huh.. What was I saying? Oh right, you're a good guy, Professor... ... Hey, what's my name again? And where am I?"
"Whoops."
I'm sorry what in the actual fuck to end all fuckz
Galactus: WHY?! Why cant i devour the Earth?! How did you negate mi powers?!
Reed Richards: It`s simple Galactus, I didn`t, this is not the real Earth, I made it out of wood!
*Galactus:* Wait, how did you even convince the rest of the Marvel™ superheroes to build a 1:1 wooden replica of the entire Earth?
*Richard:* I didn't
*Galactus:* ...no
*Richard:* No what?
*Galactus:* You did not build an entire planet out of wpod by yourself
*Richard:* But I did
*Galaxtus:* You only knew I was here four hours ago!
*Richard:* That's why I did it in three!
*Galactus:* That's even less believable! What, are you mow going to tell me you had "prep time"?
*Richard:* Nope!
(Somewhere, Batman sneezes)
@@davidhong1934"but considering the totality of the Earth's mass, pole to pole and core to crust, the amount of trees growing on its surface constitutes an astronomically small fraction of a single percent of its total composition! How could you have possibly acquired enough timber to create a second Earth entirely out of wood?"
"I just did some crazy Reed Richards shit, simple as that."
@@POTUSJimmyCarter "I didn't. He did."
>The Maker comes out from the shadows. Idk why but I love that idea
@@POTUSJimmyCarter”Actually though. Thanks for the free snack, Now I don’t have to worry about eating innocent lives as I’m forced to continue my existence!”
“A- About that…”
@@Aaa-vp6ug”I also created every living person on earth out of wood”
“What..”
“Ya know they’re fully sentient they have their own hopes dreams desires fears and they are terrified of death. They have no souls you see it’s just a black void the endlessness of non existence.”
Magneto: And if that fails, what will you do next?
Mr. Fantasic: I'll just use a big rock. We call him "The Thing".
Magneto: Oh really? And does he have, say... any iron deposits in him?
Now I have this image of Killer Croc using Ben to hit everyone if the two were owned by the same company. Thanks _Batman: The Animated Series_ .
Ben: Uh, yeah, can we talk about that name for a bit? You're called Mr. Fantastic. Sue is called Invisible Woman. And Johnny is the Human Torch. And I'm just the Thing. Like, I'm not even a person to you guys. I'm just... the Thing... Hell, even the robot has a name!
Reed: Well what would you like to be called?
Ben: The... Rock...? Rocky?
Reed: Ben, are you familiar with copyright infringement?
Johnny: This is why you don't get to pick your name.
@@HoV326 Ben picked the name The Thing in canon iirc.
@@HoV326 tbf, Rocky started getting filmed in 1975, The Rock born in 1972, The Rock's father (Rocky Johnson) began his career as a professional wrestler in 1964. But the first Fantastic Four comic came out in 1961. The Thing had like 3 years to change his name to Rocky or something with Rock in it.
Magneto saying "I didn't hear no bell" is the funniest shit ever
He heard one at 1:50
Agreed, because grammatically it means he heard at least one bell.
He heard it now :P
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Dammit, if only Woodeto was here. He would’ve clutched up.
Woodeto turned good after Johnny Storm threatened him with a fight. If Stoneto was there, then we'll have serious trouble.
@@justinn8541akaDrPokemonThen again, Arsoneto would have an easy time as well.
My least favorite is poopneto. He can control any sorta organic material he wanted, he could be bloodneto or fleshneto but- he just sticks to poop. Its gross.
@@remiliyu If I give eeveto a water stone, will he turn into watereto?
@@miniman649 Did you know that in terms of Male human and Male Neto Breeding...
I just love how Magneto appreciates Mr Fanstatic's wood carving skills
Honestly expected him to just go "Are you kidding? I'm Reed Fucking Richards. Just because it's made of wood doesn't mean it's not a real gun. I could kill a godamn hulk with this. Get in the car."
I was half-heartedly expecting this to happen
"This is Reed Richards, smartest man alive"
"It's over Magneto, Black Bolt could kill you with one whisper from his mouth"
"What mouth?"
I was expecting the wooden gun to shoot lasers or cancer tbh
Yep, I figured he would just shoot his shoulder at some point.
@@AlbertScoot Cancer rays are Zarbar's thing, Reed isn't going to steal another guy's powers just to defeat Magneto.
"Courtesy of the Home Depot" is the most gangster ass shit coming from a middle-aged, married man with a family of four.
Imagine him telling this story to Franklin and Valeria at bedtime with him saying, “and that’s how I single-handedly beat the self proclaimed master of magnetism.”
Wanda: ...
Reed: ...
Wanda: ... Reed, what is this?
Reed: Ah you see, Wanda, this isn't a real Black Bolt! I made this one out of wood.
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What wood? *Turns into real Black Bolt and atomizes her*
if Wanda floats, she is made of wood, which means...? she's a Witch! Therefore, she also would work against Magneto! heheheh (sorry about the puns)
The fact that Wanda is Megneto's kid makes this whole bit funner then it should be
@@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785That's a fair cop.
I was expecting the punchline to be Magneto being shot. Reed Richards made a gun out of wood, it has all the functions, perhaps even more, of a normal gun.
Sorry but that would have been an easy joke to make.
@@diannejohn5346 As if this video isn't already using an easy joke. Check the original wooden gun clip and see how many comments talked about the ridiculous nature of the scene.
Like, a crossbow.
@@dmgroberts5471 No... a gun made out of wood.... like a real gun.... but out of wood. You see, Reed's a scientist...
@@manintheline5331 That sounds a lot like a huge Gordian Knot, whereas just pulling a crossbow on Magneto sounds pretty effective.
I get the "joke," I just think it's funnier to suggest the incredibly obvious thing that no one has thought of in the 70-odd years that Magneto has been a character.
"Courtesy Of Home Depot" great line must always use this when you hit someone with a 2x4
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Every time I've seen that scene, I've wondered that same thing. "Dude's in metal cuffs, in a metal car, wearing a metal helmet...he'll make it a minute down the road, tops. And that's IF he suspects Reed has a backup plan."
Richards: It's over.
Magneto: I didn't hear no bell.
*Later*
Richards: [*hits Magneto in the head with a wooden plank*]
Magneto: [*hears bell sound effect*]
Richard:"now you do"
Courtesy of the Home Depot, dikhead!
Poetic
Yeah, courtesy of Home Depot
No, then Magneto hears the Taco Bell..
1:54 “courtesy of the Home Depot lmao
For those of you who don't know, Mr. Fantastic defeating Magneto with a wooden gun actually happened in one of the animated shows. I'm not even kidding.
More than that. He traumatized the poor man so bad that when he explained it was wood Magneto didn't even try to escape
Its called a bow and arrow and you think Mr.Fantastic would be able to do that with his arms
It happened in the very show these pictures were taken from
Yes, the stills are from that scene.
He gave Magneto a straight-up existential crisis because he made him think his powers were gone.
I still think the original scene is comedy gold for how unintentionally (or intentionally) funny it is, but this is a close second imo
Considering how smart Reed is, I feel like he could make a useable gun out of wood that has the same mechanics as a metal gun, so it's basically something like a crossbow. Comic book logic, when you're the most intelligent man alive, means you can do or make anything for specific situations.
A crossbow. That's just a crossbow.
Or just use a non-magnetic metal, like aluminium, or high grade stainless steel or something. There are options.
@@Otek_Nr.3@Otek_Nr.3 True, all would be effective options to use, not to mention fully wooden canons would be another weapon to use against Magneto without relying on metal. Considering how powerful Magneto is and how he has had years to master his powers to sometimes even manipulate metal without a magnetic pole, I can imagine he'd still find a way to control stainless steel or aluminium.
So what you're saying is, they should have just brought in Hawkeye for the job?
@@Otek_Nr.3 aluminum is magnetic
@@Otek_Nr.31. Aluminum is magnetic
2. Magnetos powers work on all metal, not just magnetized metal. He's ferrokinetic and can imbue metals with magnetic properties.
The real reason Magneto just quietly accepted his defeat in the real show is because Richards never revealed that the cop cars were made of metal.
Magneto couldn’t risk falling for the same trick twice by fighting the cops. Imagine how embarrassing it would be for him.
A wooden car?😢
@@lainhikaru5657Yeah, like in The Flintstones.
a wooden car!
@@lainhikaru5657 No no, a plastic car. The cops all drive Saturns.
@@mewmew8932imaginary if they were mercury instead
And that's why Wolverine has so much trouble with Magneto.
No Wooden Claws.
And if a Logan lookalike says he will give me wood, I would fight against with all my forces.
He would do alot better with his old Bone claws
"No bones"
Boner
He also does not have holocaust beams
0:57 I love how there's just "sample text" chilling at the bottom when the "grenade launcher" is shown.
The fact Reed Richards made all those just to mess with Magneto is just beautiful 😂
1:21 "THIRD GUN"
That has metal in it
Honestly I thought the joke with him bringing out the realistic looking gun a second time would be that it was an actual gun and Reed just shoots Magneto with it because he doesn't even bother trying to control it (assuming its made of wood).
That would be next level. Then the paint drips off the real gun and you see it's made of metal...
In the comics, Reed is one of the only people in existence who can actually use the most powerful weapon; it not only erases you entirely, it makes reality bend such that you never even existed.
Reed aimed it at a literal *world eater.*
@@XXMatt0040XX Honestly that seems like the best thing to point it at. Anybody else and it would be overkill
I wonder if the gun shot saw dust what would happen would magnetos powers be defeated by being covered in sawdust?
Would have been hilarious if it was the poorly made stick one. He just put a real gun inside a poorly carved piece of wood to really confuse Magneto
As a Home Depot employee, I can confirm that our planks of wood are effective at fighting mutant supervillains.
And what about a... *checks clipboard* an entire army of symbiotes? Oh, and I need that answer in about... *checks clipboard 2: Electric Boogaloo* 3 to 7 hours, depends if the space taco bell is open.
Magneto's worst enemy: A man with a bat.
Bat-Man.
No one managed to survive and tell the tale of his legendary Batbat. No killing? Solemn oath against lethal force? Nah, man. Batman is a shadowy figure for a reason.
Magneto: "So is that a wooden bat or a metal one."
Batman: "uhhh..."
Bro Batman would be an absolute nightmare for a one trick pony like Magneto
And engage him in some sort of Bat Fight? It's a game of honor and diplomacy, I hear.
@@LaMarcheFutilé101
I guess you could say you would engage in
comBAT
I'm here all night
"Well, you see, Thanos, you may be inevitable, but you failed to consider that I made these stones out of wood"
The Taco Bell sound after Richard's hit Magneto with that plank of wood killed me. 💀
He definitely heard a bell that time.
And he had his helmet imagine the pain for that sound.
Gotta think outside the bun
Solid jj couldn't use metalpipe.mp4 cause magneto was there
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I love how getting hit with the plank causes the screen to shake, since that's typically how older low-budget cartoons would animate that.
Magneto’s greatest weaknesses: Trauma from the holocaust and Wood.
And declaring mutants as Earth's new gods because they all banded together to form a nation, gained a method to resurrect themselves, and colonized Mars.
cavemen would give magneto some trouble.
Impotent? O͡_o
The wooden doors must've really sent him off the deep end.
@@videogollumer Bruh calling it like it is. The X-Men deserve all they're getting.
I like how, unlike most sketches, the awkward twist is just something the actual show really had but didn't think about.
I like the idea that in his spare time, Reed Richards has taken an affinity to woodworking
He is an engineering guy. They tend to enjoy woodwork in my experience
@@bdeamon1 I’m talking about woodworking not being gay (/s)
Reed's the smartest man in the universe; however his intelligence is canonically "spread thin." He says that Tony Stark makes these incredible weapons because Reed is simply busy on *multiple* other projects at once.
So I have *no doubt* that Reed's into woodworking.
@@XXMatt0040XX Smart my Ass , Reed
You can't bother to check whether Hulk reached right planet
Cure Aunt May
or even Cure Ben Grimm
@@SirsasthNigam.reed is only as smart as the current writer is or allows him to be.
I saw the scene one day by complete chance, and found it just fucking hilarious that Magneto just mentally broke down once he had realised he was duped. Dude just gave up.
I don't know how you managed to improve upon perfection, but here we are. Good job!
What’s funnier is that the first 20 seconds are literally just a recreation of what actually happened in the show.
I guess you just can't improve on perfection.
I was thinking it was too similar and misremembering with the real show.
0:33 😂 the most proper "i didn't hear no bell"
I like how the beginning was just the original scene before devolving into chaos!
LoL yes! 😂😂
It's the Solidjj way.
You can beat a man senseless or torture him all you want, but you will never, ever break a man like a wooden gun broke Magneto
Reed: It's clobberin' time!
Ben: Hey!
It’s lumbering time!
You have to admit, he has some really good wood crafting skills, like it's honestly really good
The Home Depot theme song kicks in while he's beating Magneto down with his 2x4
0:16 That’s just Nicholas Cage
If you haven't seen the original scene this is parodying I highly recommend looking it up.
It's called "Magneto defeated by wooden gun" on RUclips and is one of the silliest scenes I've ever seen from early superhero stuff.
Theres another Parody of this episode called Magneto vs. Mr. Fantastic (Parody) .
It's a bit more vulgar, but still pretty funny.
0:52 I like how magneto backed up too lol
Magneto be like: _You’re not going to defeat me with wood_
Wooden Spear: _Allow me to introduce myself_
Also, 3d printed composite and ceramic gun.
Don't 3d printed guns shoot metal ammo?
@@simeonellinger2064 Yes, but you can have non-magnetic metal as a projectile or use a ceramic or plastic as a bullet. A gun is just a mechanism to move mass at a high velocity, what constitutes that mass is irrelevant.
@@AnonymousRUclipsconsumerhow bout the casings
@@shadowshots9393 There is such a thing as "caseless ammunition". Quite fascinating but has complexity and cost issues.
But if one were fighting Magneto none of those things would be of real import.
@@phlogistanjones2722 how about bamboo casings ?
This happens in one of the old Hulk comics. I'm not even joking, this is literally how he beats the Metal Master, he bluffs with a fake gun and then punches him when he's off guard.
In the 1970s Fantastic Four cartoon, Mr. Fantastic actually beats Magneto by bluffing him with a wooden gun
0:45 Wow, that is one of the nicest sticks ever to be found.
Stick? All I saw is a gun!
I would have loved if Magneto felt so bad for Richards that he pointed out the existence of non-magnetic metals. Richards could build a gun out of metals that magneto can't control.
"I didn't hear no bell."
Foreshadowing....
is a narrative device
1:37 hit’em with a shillelagh… but not a metal filled one.
Or at least a wooden baseball bat
"You're not gonna defeat me with wood. What am I, Golden Age Green Lantern?"
😂😂😂😂😂
I really liked the back-and-forth about Richard's woodworking skills.
1:53 Nice to see you also got sponsored by Home Depot. Their supplies are always great for in-home renovations!
YOU FOOL! YOU THOUGHT IT WAS HOME DEPOT, BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY ME!
EMOH TOPED!
@@RevelationsPrimoWhat the shit.
I love how in the end Richards was just like, “I’m going to hit you with a 2x4 now”.
Soon after this, Doctor Doom started to make weapons out of Plastic straws
Doom Straws ™
@@DrD0000M “Richards, you fool! You’re sucking on my Doom Straw!”
@@DrD0000M Paper straws?! Perposterous! I; Doom, declare this: All Latverian citizens will receive Doom Straws ™!
I, DOOM; Ruler of Latveria, decares this! My people, I gift you this luxury!
All Latverians will have plastic straws only! Paper straws will now have you turned into a Doombot.
@@DrD0000M lol if only it was about Spiderman; then it'd be lore accurate lol
"Well guess what. Those cars are ALSO made out of wood!"
*Flintstones theme intensifies*
I could have sworn the punchline would be that the gun actually fires.
Wooden bullets. Very effective on vampires.
"Richards, what have you brought to stop me!?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing!? How are you supposed to stop me with- *Horrible choking to death noises*
"Yeah, I don't thing you really get how flexible I can be, or how small of an area I can infiltrate" *Old Man Lung Exploding noises*
Reed is a terrifying enemy if he decides to be.
For proof: Darkhold: Spider-Man.
Reed is a terrifying enemy who can also be horrifically tortured exploiting his powers (Secret Invasion comic shows this)
“Hey guys I’m back- dude, I wanted to play chess with that guy!” - Professor X
Also, something something “too much iron in your blood.”
Reed is the prime example of How Doers Get More Done.
You made the theme play in my head
"A wooden GUN"
Magneto, after losing his will to fight, live and think.
At least The fantastic 4 don't have to use flashback of the Holocaust in order to defeat him by breaking his spirit.
Magneto: you do realize my helmet made out metal and that plank did no damage what so ever
Mr. Fantasic: you been knocked out for an hour
LoL the beginning is *CANON* legit the scene from the cartoon 😂😂😂
Honestly, if anyone could build an actual working gun from wood, it'd be Richards.
You know that helmet rang like a bell too. He's down for the count
Honestly, you could probably make a real gun out of wood. The gun’s just a container designed to direct a small explosion in the direction you want the projectile at the end to go. The bullet doesn’t even need to be metal. Depending on the style of gun, it could literally just be a small rock he grabbed off the road. Granted, the wood would probably fall apart or explode after a shot or two, but if all he needs it for is a single shot, it’d probably be fine.
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Actually no. A bullet needs a chamber that can contain the pressures from the explosion of gunpowder in order to be fired effectively. A wooden chamber would just explode and it would be pretty much the same as a bullet going off outside of a gun. Which has been tested many times and has been shown that even point blank, would not jave enough power to even pierce skin.
The explosion in the shooter's hand would however cause significant injury to the shooter.
@@REIDAE Whoa; someone who knows how energy works!
For real, well explained, 100%
Magneto can catch metal, but nobody can catch these hands
"It's wood"
*"Oh it doesn't do WOOOOD?!"* - Donna Noble 2008
Better. There are plenty of plastic weapons as well as wooden ones.
There are even polymer bullets. But then again, I'm pretty sure brass and lead are not magnetic anyway.
@@rickswordfire4774 Magnets only work on iron.
LARPERS, ASSEMBLE!!!
@@RachDarastrix2 They work on ferromagnetic metals, which is more than just iron.
Of course with Magneto's massive power, he could just lift someone with magnetism alone, no metal required
Love the bell sound when magneto gets hit, calling back to “I don’t hear no bell”
Technically the wood grenade could work, just use stuff that can react and cause heat and pressure to expand and yeet it at him, a great example is urea nitrate, bro is gonna laugh at the wooden grenade but won’t be after 5 or so seconds when the fuse hits and causes the whole thing to combust and explode
Right, he just ignored it and I'm like you know that can technically work a wood enclosed explosive with non metal shrapnel would be really effective against him.
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@@XXMatt0040XX can’t tell if your a bot or not but I must ask why?
Yep. Like Barrels filled with Gunpowder.
I’m very glad you revisited this famous classical moment from old animated Marvel cartoons with your usual hilarious spins on it
Magneto, the master of magnetism.
Strengths: Manipulator of magnetic fields, Superstrength, Flight, Shifting the Earth's landmass to his very whim, He can kill anyone with a thought since people have fucking iron in them. Not to mention, he's a genius in genetic manipulation, particle physics, engineering, and other fields of technology.
Weakness: Wood.
The iron in blood, etc., isn't a magnetic form of iron. (Otherwise an MRI would be fatal.) However, water is very weakly repelled by magnets (diamagnetism). With a very, very strong magnetic force he could control the water in their bodies. IRL this is how scientists have levitated very tiny frogs, but we can't reasonably build a magnet strong enough to levitate people. Diamagnetism is extremely weak compared to ferromagnetism.
He also got turned into a baby that one time.
I hate comicbook writers, what is the point of making a villain if you're gonna give him everything for free?
That's not that far off from OG Green Lantern Alan Scott.
@@massgunner4152 Magneto's not a bad guy and hasn't been for a long time.
He has gone through extreme character development over the years. He has earned it.
I love how the video ends right as Magneto's helmet rings like a bell.
Magneto when the fantastic four pull out a giant wood hammer
"Its over magneto, I have a 2x4"
This wooden gun joke has been made fun of so many times, because he is just so confused after he got bamboozled
It's hard to believe that the episode was written by Stan Lee himself.
@@vetarlittorf1807 Not really. It was not until the relaunch that the X-Men became what they are.
Also keep in mind this Reed Richards is the one who slapped his wife and said women aren't meant to speak. Times have changed...
Also Susan Storm's OP AF. Just sayin'
The voicework in the 1st half was spot on, and the second half hit the timing really well. Well done!
The Og clip is hillarious
"Well I can see why you started with the first gun." lol these shorts are hilarious!!
Never underestimate a plank. That's a two by forehead right there.
*Imagine he makes an alternate vid where magneto just mentally breaks down to the point he completely ignores the metal guns and metal cars around him as he's being taken away*
I can't even with the Taco Bell sound!😂 Reed Richard's turned Magneto into Dr. Bong
1:50
I love how the third gun has metal in it, rendering it useless against magneto
Making him stand on his Magne-toes.
😂 I see what you did there
going from "i didn't hear no bell" to getting smacked in the helmet so hard it sounds like a church bell was fantastic
Magneto forgot Kentucky Ballistics show that wood bullets are lethal as shit
honestly i remember the original it actually happened magneto had a mental breakdown over a wooden gun.
"Courtesy of Home Depot"
Best joke ever hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I love the fact that you started with the way he was beaten in that eps with the wooden gun
1:13 *Based musical opinion*
I always liked the idea that falling for the wooden gun broke Magneto’s brain so badly that he needed a few months in prison just to process it.
You can harden wood to he as strong as steel, you could theoretically make a wood gun that shoots.
This is one of the better written ones in while. I wanted the twist to be that the wooden gun actually works and he just shoots Magneto in the leg or something, but plank of wood dickhead is a classic.
Ah yes, wooden plank. Kryptonite of Magneto.
Magneto: I didn’t hear no bell
Reed: hold my wooden gun
A GUN. YOU FOOL!
A complete working „inset what ever you want“ within 3 hours is mad impressive
Magneto’s other weakness:
Lazy writing for a children show.
That quick "Yeah I'm right" is probably the funniest line
0:10 Why does he look like Nicolas Cage 🤣
Having seen the original clip, I thought Magneto would try to use the metal around him only to find out that everything, even the cars, are also made out of wood.