40k Lore, The War For Armageddon, The 1st Ork War!

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  • The First* War for Armageddon Begins!
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    Intro by Henrik Sigeman
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    *the Emperor's inquisition informs you that this was unequivocally the FIRST war, if you disagree your local Ordo Hereticus agent asks you to please leave your name and home address in the comments below,

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  • @tanall5959
    @tanall5959 7 лет назад +1759

    '...and 2 counts of improper dress.'
    And they say Blood Angels don't have a sense of humor.

    • @toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745
      @toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745 7 лет назад +305

      ...I...I don't think they were joking.
      I think they literally took his clothing as an offense to the Imperium.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 7 лет назад +83

      Corn 'n Tanks Imperial fashion police!

    • @jamesgarratt1043
      @jamesgarratt1043 7 лет назад +77

      Tanall: 2 counts of improper dress that's worse than 2 scoops of ice cream :O

    • @MichaelBW-bn9gf
      @MichaelBW-bn9gf 7 лет назад +123

      That's punishable by a torture season by the adeptus Fashionista.

    • @heliveruscalion9124
      @heliveruscalion9124 7 лет назад +28

      Tanall Fashion Heresy! *BLAM*

  • @NWLR-tv
    @NWLR-tv 6 лет назад +1136

    "it's unoccupied"
    "THERES ORKS FLYING OUT OF IT"
    "And once those orks are out of the ship it will be unoccupied"

    • @thewalnutknight2760
      @thewalnutknight2760 4 года назад +42

      * space hulk proceeds to run into the planet *

    • @acraftyhuragok7586
      @acraftyhuragok7586 4 года назад +24

      Over Lord: I stand Correct

    • @moldyStrats
      @moldyStrats 4 года назад +30

      GET OUT OF MOY SHIP, SPEHS MEHREEN!

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 4 года назад +11

      A CraftyHuragok Knowing Strabbs dumbass, he would have continued to insist it was uninhabited even after that

    • @Bendy237
      @Bendy237 3 года назад +2

      LOL, solid logic

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 7 лет назад +798

    Ork's greatest weapon; Surprise!
    Imperials: "There's no way they'll do that."
    -5 mins later-
    Imperials: "OME they're doing it! How is that even possible?"
    Orkz: WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! *on fire*

    • @zerowolf0006
      @zerowolf0006 7 лет назад +48

      WEEZ THE ORKS AND WE STOMPZ HUMMIE GITZ

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 7 лет назад +32

      Rak Headsmasha GIVE DAT BOY A WARTRUKK!

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 4 года назад +11

      @@fumarc4501 Wartrukk: **refuses to start**
      Ork: Arrite, goin' wid plan "B", den! **rides a grot into battle**
      "FASTA YA GIT, FASTA!!" **grot struggles to carry 300 lbs of Ork**

    • @thewalnutknight2760
      @thewalnutknight2760 4 года назад +8

      I think you mean WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 4 года назад +8

      @@thewalnutknight2760
      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      **record scratch noise**
      NAH, oi jus' ain't feelin' it, yer know? Can't 'ave a proper WAAAGH wiv all da boyz in "kwarinteen."

  • @flamethrowerdude
    @flamethrowerdude 6 лет назад +529

    The early stages of the invasion reminds of the old military saying, “do want to talk to who is in charge? or the one who knows what is going on?”

    • @billywise643
      @billywise643 5 лет назад +6

      Flamethrowerdude V c

    • @darthrevan4933
      @darthrevan4933 4 года назад +27

      Flamethrowerdude that is so accurate so many times throughout history it’s not even funny

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 4 года назад +12

      Pronouns are critical pieces of vocabulary, I suggest *you* use them.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 4 года назад +6

      That’s a fine distinction

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 4 года назад +4

      @@fumarc4501 Problem is, the one in charge can reprimand you for not listening...

  • @Vollification
    @Vollification 4 года назад +535

    40:23
    Old man throwing himself aginst the Orks grenades in hand, workers using their diggers, loaders and cranes as improvised weapons of war. No wonder the Orks love humans, we are as batshit as they are when push comes to shove.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 4 года назад +81

      Or when it really comes down to ti we can be even more batshit insane, it's like cornering a cat or dog you do it and there will be consequences

    • @Dap1ssmonk
      @Dap1ssmonk 4 года назад +88

      If you have to define humanity with one word, it would be defiance.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 4 года назад +23

      @@Dap1ssmonk true very true

    • @julonkrutor4649
      @julonkrutor4649 4 года назад +28

      @@Dap1ssmonk more stubborn. To stubborn to lie down and die 😈

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 4 года назад +30

      @@julonkrutor4649 I would say Spirituous, the way to beat humanity is to break their spirit, if that is ripped out of humanity, we fall, but if that remains... May God have mercy on whoever is against us, for we shall not.

  • @TheDr4g0nM4n
    @TheDr4g0nM4n 7 лет назад +588

    "welp ammageddin outta here" - civilian watching the ork hoard approch

    • @warbossgrimdakka5401
      @warbossgrimdakka5401 7 лет назад +18

      TheDr4g0nM4n you deserve top comment for that pun

    • @EarFarce4
      @EarFarce4 6 лет назад +35

      *nearby officer*
      IF you will not serve in COMBAT you will serve on the brick throwing line! *Throws out of window*

    • @sethgilcrist8088
      @sethgilcrist8088 4 года назад +8

      Haha that puns so horrible it made a Kriegerman laugh

    • @sillylittleowlguy2392
      @sillylittleowlguy2392 4 года назад +2

      Ba dum tssss

    • @jasN86
      @jasN86 4 года назад +2

      Well played

  • @thil2894
    @thil2894 7 лет назад +1586

    I think that if Yarrick would have roar WAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! he could have enlisted the first ork regiment of the imperium.

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 7 лет назад +283

      lucas thibault "say,dis oomie knows what he'z doin,let'z go fight fur'em!"

    • @klpihl
      @klpihl 7 лет назад +194

      James.T .Adams FOR THA EMPRAHHHHH

    • @caiocbcn
      @caiocbcn 7 лет назад +333

      lucas thibault "WE'S ARE THA EMPRASS GREENEST!"

    • @samuelsafin6564
      @samuelsafin6564 7 лет назад +167

      lucas thibault DA EMPRAH PROTEKTS!

    • @BadlanderOutsider
      @BadlanderOutsider 7 лет назад +116

      E'S CUNNIN' AND BRUTAL YA GIT.

  • @vulkanofnocturne
    @vulkanofnocturne 7 лет назад +415

    My Sons, won many honours on Armageddon. And from that furnace, Astartes and mortal alike, were forged ever stronger.

    • @penetrationexpert3241
      @penetrationexpert3241 7 лет назад +10

      Vulkan Of Nocturne your sons killed few black Templars by refusing to help and instead helping stupid citizens

    • @vulkanofnocturne
      @vulkanofnocturne 7 лет назад +42

      They are Astartes, they are supposed to be The Emperors ultimate guardians for humanity. Those Black Templars died performing that mission, as did many Salamnders. We serve Mankind, that is our function.

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 7 лет назад +21

      Remember that the salamanders having good public relations will allow them to have better cooperation with the imperial guard.

    • @justafox5356
      @justafox5356 5 лет назад +17

      VULKAN LIVES!

    • @willatronblue4835
      @willatronblue4835 5 лет назад +6

      Fox Of Shadilay stomp stomp

  • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
    @KingQwertzlbrmpf 4 года назад +290

    Funny thing: Yarrick is very old by now. Even by the standart of imperial nobility he's old. But he's still as active and strong as ever. Why is that? Well, probably because pretty much every ork in the whole galaxy is completly and utterly convinced that Yarrick can not be killed except maybe by Ghazgul himself. And when enough orks believe something then their WAAAAAGH! energy makes it true.

  • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
    @KingQwertzlbrmpf 7 лет назад +191

    9:16 Which self-respecting ork would avoid a minefield? That's what snots, grots and squigs are for! Afterall, let's remember, it was a couple million ORKS that landed. That means there was a couple billion snots, grots and squigs.
    "And two counts of improper dress"
    This attention to detail sure is admirable

    • @Stuffandstuff974
      @Stuffandstuff974 Год назад +2

      Orks would find pure hilarity from making weaker greenskins run through minefields.

    • @michalsoukup1021
      @michalsoukup1021 Год назад +1

      @@Stuffandstuff974 There is a problem though, What if the mines are set to be initiated by Ork, but not by a smaller greenskin?

    • @theemperorofmankind3739
      @theemperorofmankind3739 Месяц назад

      @@michalsoukup1021 Then that would also be funny for the other Orks watching other Orks getting crumped by a minefield.

  • @pierrelindgren5727
    @pierrelindgren5727 7 лет назад +499

    Von Strab lost a titan legion?
    How he manged to avoid a inqustorial power chainfoot up his ass is beyond me.

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 7 лет назад +73

      The filthy ass must have bargained with Chaos already, I guess. There is no fuckin' way he hauls ass from Armageddon that easily.

    • @theomnissiah-9120
      @theomnissiah-9120 6 лет назад +65

      He should be more worried about be vivisected put back together than vivisected by the admech

    • @bustedcogitator8954
      @bustedcogitator8954 6 лет назад +67

      Pierre Lindgren screw the inquisition I'm surprised the Mecanicus didn't come for his ass

    • @limeyndixie
      @limeyndixie 6 лет назад +75

      Pretty sure he went into hiding and/or disgraced exile after the war. Probably a sort of “either retire in disgrace without any pension at all, or we make you into a fucking Arcoflagellant” kinda deal.
      He came back for the Third War, though. Sided with Mag Thraka, if you can believe it, to take over the planet with him. The Last Chancers killed him during a (naturally) suicide mission.

    • @oddluck4180
      @oddluck4180 6 лет назад +33

      Almost as bad as losing 100 baneblades.

  • @GoobusBoobus99
    @GoobusBoobus99 7 лет назад +457

    My God emperor this makes Stalingrad look a decisive victory

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 6 лет назад +60

      Joey Tillson
      Correction: it makes Stalingrad look like Saturday afternoon.

    • @anonanon9535
      @anonanon9535 6 лет назад +35

      Agnarr Salventius correction this makes Stalingrad like a random bullet fired once a year directly into the dirt

    • @xxxxxx5868
      @xxxxxx5868 5 лет назад +37

      @@mattaffenit9898 Everything in W40k makes Stalingrad look like a Saturday afternoon

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 5 лет назад +46

      @@xxxxxx5868
      Yeah, but this more than many others. I mean, okay, it's not Vraks, but this shit is still just a tad more ridiculous than normal. Smacking asteroids into a planet? Dafuq?
      And because I am obliged to do so given the subject matter -
      Trekkies: Wish the Federation existed because idealism.
      People who like Star Wars: Quite likely wish they were jedi.
      People who like Mass Effect: Want to blow up Reapers. Probably.
      People who like most sci-fi settings: Wish setting exists more often than not.
      40k community: ... mmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNOPE!!!!!!!!!!!! *_proceeds to fuck right off as far away as possible before gribblies, necrons, space elves, blue-weebs, Chaos, the Imperium, or literally anyone else ever can notice because fuhuhuck that shit with a twenty light year pole_*

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 года назад +11

      Matt Affenit correction: it makes Stalingrad look like the battle of France

  • @JCDenton2012Modder
    @JCDenton2012Modder 7 лет назад +457

    You wanna hear something funny? If Orks and Imperials ever had to team up to fight Chaos... the Orks would probably only take orders from Commissar Yorrick because he's (clears throat), "The da biggezt and badezt and Orkizt of dem Hummiez."

    • @Psychoangel-d23
      @Psychoangel-d23 7 лет назад +34

      adam reese That would happen right after they are done raping chaos. and that alone would take a long time.

    • @LongWarEnjoyer
      @LongWarEnjoyer 4 года назад +4

      Not really funny at all lol

    • @Psychoangel-d23
      @Psychoangel-d23 4 года назад +9

      @Just Jeff Rape in ork language is the same as "bash the damn thing with a choppa until it stops twitching, then bash it some more and maybe shoot a couple of mags into it. Because funny"

    • @Mitchel_The_Catalan
      @Mitchel_The_Catalan 3 года назад +1

      @@Psychoangel-d23 you mean dakka

    • @Bembel81
      @Bembel81 3 года назад +1

      Cringe master!

  • @ArchYouTube
    @ArchYouTube  7 лет назад +1206

    The Emperor Protects!

    • @5ryans
      @5ryans 7 лет назад +41

      Arch Warhammer I wonder if that's the slogan on his condoms

    • @somerandomguyfromthebeyond1821
      @somerandomguyfromthebeyond1821 7 лет назад +11

      so... what about that demonic invasion eh? i heard that Armageddon got invaded by Demons

    • @kaptinbadrukk2668
      @kaptinbadrukk2668 7 лет назад +8

      Arch Warhammer WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

    • @rileyneal149
      @rileyneal149 7 лет назад +5

      Arch Warhammer just fuck yeah

    • @jinpain8172
      @jinpain8172 7 лет назад +14

      brilliant work on this vid you have outdone yourself this time

  • @Dragacide
    @Dragacide 7 лет назад +976

    1 hour and 10 minutes of pure arch. Slaanesh has nothing compared to this pure ecstasy

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 7 лет назад +26

      Jason na the nuts i nutted upon seeing this have effectively allowed me to surpass slaanesh in terms of pleasure

    • @jacobs4545
      @jacobs4545 7 лет назад +47

      Jason na i could listen to him reading the user manual to a washing machine

    • @violetsapphire952
      @violetsapphire952 7 лет назад +24

      The other 16 seconds, however; those were heretical seconds. We don't talk about those.

    • @JackFrostDoll
      @JackFrostDoll 7 лет назад +8

      Heresy as much? ^^

    • @jacobmendonca8571
      @jacobmendonca8571 7 лет назад +4

      JackFrostDoll it's not technically heresy because arch is a very loyal servant to the imperium.

  • @grombrindal567
    @grombrindal567 7 лет назад +823

    So does this mean Yarrick's life is supported by the Ork's psychic power? He is deadly because the orks believed he is deadly?

    • @fountainchristain
      @fountainchristain 7 лет назад +68

      Grombrindal yea I also thought that's what was going on

    • @sjoerddz
      @sjoerddz 7 лет назад +12

      how can this commented be posted 6 hours ago?

    • @grombrindal567
      @grombrindal567 7 лет назад +37

      Patreon exclusive :P

    • @internetzenmaster8952
      @internetzenmaster8952 7 лет назад +209

      Pretty much. That and Gork n' Mork probably consider Yarrick a 'Ooman grod' (literally translated from 2nd edition Orkish: "Human Best Friend/Favorite Enemy") to all Orks, *especially Ghazghkull*. So not only is the old Commissar blessed by the protection of the Emperor, he's also supported by (probably) two of the oldest, strongest gods inside the Warp *AND* the reality-fuckery that is the WAAAAAAAGH! field.
      Yarrick also likes to play up the greenskin's legends about him for full effect. Case in point: Orks start whispering that Ol' One Eye Yarrick can kill with a glance. Yarrick hears about this rumor and has his bionic eye turned into a bionic eye that can fire A FUCKING LASER BEAM.
      Seriously though, as of the current lore Yarrick and Ghazzy probably have the best 'frenemy rivalry/grudge match' going in the galaxy. The primarchs' sibling bitchfest has *nothing* on what those two have done to each other.
      I'll go into more detail a little later after I'm done watching the video.

    • @kingjshgrumpy5481
      @kingjshgrumpy5481 7 лет назад +106

      my theory is that yarrick and ghazkull are actually avatars of mork and gork

  • @augustwillow3925
    @augustwillow3925 7 лет назад +66

    How is there not more love for the mad bastards that welded themselves into cranes and went to fight Gargants

    • @wiictvchannel1112
      @wiictvchannel1112 Месяц назад +1

      I remember the story or blurb in one of the old codex books and I thought it was the coolest thing

  • @andrewwynne6934
    @andrewwynne6934 4 года назад +78

    Orks witnessing Yarrick's victory: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE!!!
    Ghazkul hearing about Yarrick's victory: YESYESYESYESYESYES!!!

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 3 года назад +8

      Grotznik: oh no
      Arch pyronist: oh no!
      Other named ork: NO NO NO
      Ghazgkull: YEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS
      Yarrick: oh fuck me

  • @RommelTheDesertFox
    @RommelTheDesertFox 7 лет назад +204

    When you were talking about the Space Marines coming down I expected the old Red Alert sound byte "Reinforcements have arrived"

    • @Superschokokeks
      @Superschokokeks 7 лет назад +28

      and Hell March?

    • @RommelTheDesertFox
      @RommelTheDesertFox 7 лет назад +10

      Superschokokeks Fuck yes

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 7 лет назад +2

      +Superschokokeks "We have come, and, stomp!"

    • @viyhexe131
      @viyhexe131 5 лет назад +1

      I was expecting the crescendo of Captain Titus' theme.

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 5 лет назад +4

      @@RommelTheDesertFox
      _T H E N T H E W I N G E S H U S S A R S A R R I V E D_

  • @Astorath_the_Grim
    @Astorath_the_Grim 7 лет назад +65

    When the Blood Angels entered the fray my heart sung with the glory of the God-Emperor.

  • @splint8618
    @splint8618 7 лет назад +186

    Not gonna lie, the bit about Helsreach actually made me get a little choked up. Dunno why stories of utter hopelessness against an invading force do that to me.
    Excellent video.

    • @rileyneal149
      @rileyneal149 7 лет назад +8

      Splint Na same bro

    • @trk4973
      @trk4973 7 лет назад +18

      AH FUCK I REMEMBER, FUCKING ORKS EVERYWHERE PTSD INTENSIFIES

    • @humanitysucks4025
      @humanitysucks4025 6 лет назад +29

      It's the beauty of said hopelessness causing the Greatest Resolve in the Civillian population.

    • @willrogers3793
      @willrogers3793 6 лет назад +25

      I’m reminded of a certain meme showing an imperial guardsman’s face and the caption “Stalingrad? We call that ‘Tuesday’.”

    • @primarisrice6820
      @primarisrice6820 4 года назад +2

      check out the actual helsreach series on youtube its even better

  • @Vulgrim2
    @Vulgrim2 5 лет назад +62

    Commissar Yarrick: Everything a Space Marine wants to be.

    • @crysisrevelation6132
      @crysisrevelation6132 3 года назад +1

      Me, a true space marine: *Laughs in Legion of the Damned*

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 Год назад +1

      *looks at Ollanius Pius* and this man is everything the custodians wish they could be

  • @johnathanblackwell9960
    @johnathanblackwell9960 7 лет назад +49

    I must be a guardsman at heart, I teard up when I heard the "Emperor Protects" segment.

  • @Auriorium
    @Auriorium 7 лет назад +540

    Arch quit mentioning the Inquisition and the Not First War, its the worst kept secret in the galaxy, give a space wolf enough to drink and he will go over the entire lore of that conflict.

    • @furrybacon1512
      @furrybacon1512 7 лет назад +129

      the problem Auriorium, with getting a space wolf enough to drink, is well... getting a space wolf enough to drink.

    • @fountainchristain
      @fountainchristain 7 лет назад +47

      Cameron Billquist you doubt my amount of drink on hand?

    • @furrybacon1512
      @furrybacon1512 7 лет назад +79

      i highly doubt you have control over a solar system which makes only alcohol. if you do, be my guest, get the space wolf drunk

    • @Auriorium
      @Auriorium 7 лет назад +37

      I call that, Challenge Accepted XD

    • @plamenminchev6563
      @plamenminchev6563 7 лет назад +39

      SPACE WOLVES?! FUCKING FURRIES!!!

  • @jacobs4545
    @jacobs4545 7 лет назад +380

    if i ever won the Powerball im kidnapping arch, vaults of terra and 40k theories and we are going to erasmus with 50 million dollars. SWTOR-trailer quality full length movies featuring the horus heresy, and primarchs.

    • @ArchYouTube
      @ArchYouTube  7 лет назад +134

      ha! do it!

    • @neofulcrum5013
      @neofulcrum5013 7 лет назад +23

      I'd help

    • @weirdscience8341
      @weirdscience8341 7 лет назад +9

      Jacob Siegel IL chip in a tenner if I can be an assassin 😂

    • @ThatDragonGuy
      @ThatDragonGuy 6 лет назад +14

      You'd need much more than that if your going to do a 2 hour feature film for each Horus Heresy book. You'd need at least 1 billion

    • @tacokid99
      @tacokid99 6 лет назад +8

      TreeckotheRebel he’ll release them over time so they’ll pay for themselves

  • @Raveneye2000
    @Raveneye2000 7 лет назад +61

    Since Yarrick has been looked at, I petition Arch Warhammer to cover the daring deeds of Ciaphas Cain, HERO of the Imperium!

    • @dropdead234
      @dropdead234 7 лет назад +9

      I vote for CATO SECARIUS OF THE ULTRATOLIETSEATBLUEBERRYASSHOLEMARYSUESMURFS! (Ducks chair.)

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 6 лет назад +12

      Andy Low
      Creed? I'd rather Creed. Because Creed... wait... where's toilet I was shitting in? And why is their an Imperator titan with its gun up my as...
      *_CRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_*

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 4 года назад

      Where he will no doubt rework the canon information to fit his narrative... Just like any real inquisitor! x)

  • @casey5565
    @casey5565 7 лет назад +54

    "the emperor protects"
    me: *chills*

  • @hansyolo8277
    @hansyolo8277 5 лет назад +219

    As Sabaton would say: "THEN THE SPACE MARINES ARIVED!"

  • @rahbaralhaq
    @rahbaralhaq 7 лет назад +70

    *Flashes Inquisition badge*
    "Citizen, while I appreciate you for you loyalty to the Emperor I am here to warn you.
    A person with a.... *very* firery temper is upset about your negligence to mention of this deed on Armageddon.
    He is possibly coming to have a personal "chat" with you and your continent.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 3 года назад +1

      He's a inquisitor too ya know and good luck getting on top of his mountain where he lives and good luck finding him the imperial fist built that place

  • @internetzenmaster8952
    @internetzenmaster8952 7 лет назад +145

    Random Ork Warboss: "DA FIRST WAR FOR ARMAGEDDON WUZ AGAINST DAEMONS!"
    "COME AT ME INQUISITAHS!" -Assumes classic 'Come at me bro' stance

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 7 лет назад +21

      Lord Frostwind "Oh yeah boi!"
      *Smashes inquisitors butt*
      "wait"

    • @sethgilcrist8088
      @sethgilcrist8088 4 года назад +2

      Unless a massive artillery barrage of TP3 on the heretics + the Inquisition sends there greeting by way of the Death Korps+

    • @julonkrutor4649
      @julonkrutor4649 4 года назад +2

      @@sethgilcrist8088 Krieger vs Orks... that would be fun for all sides. For the Krieger, Orks and the reader. Is there such a thing?

    • @sethgilcrist8088
      @sethgilcrist8088 4 года назад +1

      @@julonkrutor4649
      Yay "second"war of Armageddon Krieg survivers from varks were sent to help

    • @crysisrevelation6132
      @crysisrevelation6132 3 года назад

      Hans, load ze cyclonic torpedoes!

  • @ChapterMasterValrak
    @ChapterMasterValrak 7 лет назад +334

    Total respect to the Space Wolves

  • @vulkanofnocturne
    @vulkanofnocturne 7 лет назад +56

    Von Straub must have been inspired by the real Von Hotsendorf.

    • @nineballmk2
      @nineballmk2 7 лет назад +7

      LETS NOT GET CRAZY NOW VULKAN!

    • @justcaino9176
      @justcaino9176 3 года назад

      @@nineballmk2 Team 3 star? : )

  • @CepheusTalks
    @CepheusTalks 4 года назад +13

    planetary command: here'swhat we think
    everyone else: *looks at Yarik*
    Yarik: execute order 66
    everyone else: yes my lord

  • @SumWulf
    @SumWulf 7 лет назад +34

    I got a wee bit chocked up when arch described the coming of the Astartes. good job arch :D

  • @josrofe
    @josrofe 7 лет назад +31

    the way you've organized and structured this video makes it look like a documentary about a real war and for that you are one of the best human beings on the planet, this series is the best thing I've seen in a while keep it up mate!!

  • @kre8or465
    @kre8or465 5 лет назад +23

    Emperors armor, Yarek is badass. He killed an orc leader, while having his arm clamped off, then had that war bosses mechanical arm grafted to him. Just, wow.
    Also "and two counts of improper dress" yes, the most grievous of transgressions against the empire.

  • @emperorconstantine1.361
    @emperorconstantine1.361 7 лет назад +19

    Never forget that the God-Emperor's statue wept blood a day before the hulk came in system and the greatest void ship in the system, well, it died by ramming itself into the hulk to try and kill as many of them as possible.

  • @IRMentat
    @IRMentat 7 лет назад +63

    The port siege description made me badly want a warhammer FPS horde/co-op assault game based in a hive city. Basically a good version of space hulk deathwing (warframe/the-division with a less ninja movement or infinite stat scaling) on a much grander scale of map with a persistent player inventory that can be lost through death.

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 7 лет назад +7

      Damn, the state of console crippled PC gaming got has me sad now.

    • @moriskurth628
      @moriskurth628 7 лет назад +4

      You mean ARMA/Vermintide just in 40K?

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 7 лет назад +5

      I mean a 40K vermintide/L4D2 where each map is semi-randomly picked from a suite of eventually hundreds (area gameplay/cohesion more important than incidental details) that form a mostly cohesive area/city to fight through in a chain of 2-5 maps that make up a mission (turn on the defensive turrets, fight through to the safe-zone and break an ork siege, gather supplies and return to base with the laden vehicle).
      Players craft and gather resources Warframe/firefall (during the thumper era) style to craft modular "throwaway" weapons you loose if you fail a mission (unless you can get to a safe/beacon and store some of your gear before you die). let players find a few salvageable components and weapons/mods in-mission.
      If you loose or win incidental details around that area will dynamically update to a more or less intact/protected state (80% cosmetic but with some routes, doors, walkways, defences, buildings and resources available depending on win/loss ratios each week).

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 7 лет назад +3

      The entire thing has been done before and other games already do this with different themes in mind
      e.g.1(warframe , space ninjas rampaging through procedural tile-set locations instead of guard companies facing down numerous enemies over a 2-5 level mission-chain).
      e.g.2 (destiny/borderlands, sci-fi space-tards fighting through a mix of instances and overland areas to kill a boss to get tokens and/or RNG loot drops in order to take on more bullet-sponge enemies)
      e.g.3 (vermintide/L4D/space hulk:deathwing, horde mode gameplay through a small number of heavily detailed levels, replay value comes from loot/PvP/suicidal-disappointment respectively)
      e.g.4 (global agenda/firefall, broken messes of a game that were about harvesting resources, fighting off other players/AI-swarms to control tracts of lands rich in resources, to build more gear. End results were generally weak due to stat based PvP items and drastic changes in gameplay direction)
      It's all doable with current tech but no one has fitted the pieces together in this way yet, let alone with a well produced 40k theme.
      Resident evil 5 and revelations (some fan gameplay-reactions aside) did something similar to this idea in a single-player setting.

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 7 лет назад +3

      As with warframe, devs could start small with a procedural-tileset system 1-2 factions and a basic set of player gear then add in more over-time. Over time refine the more procedural maps into a skirmish mode while building up linked-3D grid-based campaign city/station/rok maps. Start with a 3 x 3 grid of maps, maybe add in a couple of tower/sewer/air/sea port areas, boost the grid/map piece by piece (e.g. start with a city wall-tower section plus nearby suburb buildings, add in the wall-gate plus the access bridge, add in more city plus some sewer access, add in farmland, add a transport hub to the area, etc), each new level allow 1-2 entrances from each direction to link into the another map (even if it's a trainline/out-flow pipe/bombed out wall).
      Save time by wholesale copying existing/realistic architecture (shopping centres, car parks, offices, castles, ports, train stations) layouts into the chosen theme then create gameplay paths through them by blocking off/destroying certain entrances and floors to allow one map to have 5-6 varied play-routes.
      That said I think I need to go cry in a corner while curled up for a while. Laters.

  • @lordinquisitor6233
    @lordinquisitor6233 7 лет назад +9

    This is why I love 40k: it's a universe where the apocalypse is just Tuesday

  • @thehoodedteddy1335
    @thehoodedteddy1335 6 лет назад +11

    49:00 Wait for it...
    Wait for it...
    THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
    Seriously, have that song waiting to start and play it at the right moment, and it's AWESOME.

  • @hybridgorilla
    @hybridgorilla 7 лет назад +26

    You forgot to mention [REDACTED]. It was an important part of [REDACTED]. Ahh well, at least you mentioned [REDACTED] and [REDACTED], and that -annoying- PERFECTLY REASONABLE AND NOBLE Inquisition didn't censor my post at all.

  • @cranederoc
    @cranederoc 7 лет назад +120

    Hey Arch, I'm one of the map makers from the grand campaign custom map, and would like to know if you still intend to do historical custom battles for warhammer fantasy (like you said long ago) and if I can help you in this sense with backgrounds/ maps to make this possible. You seem to distance yourself from fantasy a bit recently, curious if you intend to go back to it.

    • @ArchYouTube
      @ArchYouTube  7 лет назад +42

      oh i am going to do more, but atm the Armageddon series is getting all my attention until it is compleate. Sadly tough the great war against chaos is a bust, a PC crash ate all of my files with the maps and markers and editing etc and i just dont feel like doing it all over again... do feel free to email me some examples of what you could possibly do tough, i am always looking for art and artists!

    • @cranederoc
      @cranederoc 7 лет назад +11

      steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198037698096/myworkshopfiles/?appid=364360 if you want to look trough my workshop.

    • @TavernPiper
      @TavernPiper 7 лет назад

      Hey Arch, what books do you use as a reference for the armageddon videos?

  • @theangrykorean5194
    @theangrykorean5194 7 лет назад +13

    I love the scale of WH40k battles in the lore. that Titan exploding in the middle of the attacking Ork horde was bigger than the Tsar Bomba. aka the biggest nuke us plebian humans have ever tested.

  • @Kh0rne8
    @Kh0rne8 7 лет назад +66

    Yes there was absolutely no Chaos Demon invasion led by my Brother at all.

    • @penetrationexpert3241
      @penetrationexpert3241 7 лет назад +4

      Horus Lupercal you still dead egghead

    • @Kh0rne8
      @Kh0rne8 7 лет назад +12

      Dawn Bringer me reappearing would still make more sense then "Gathering storm".

    • @neofulcrum5013
      @neofulcrum5013 7 лет назад +2

      Horus Lupercal for the warmaster

    • @Kh0rne8
      @Kh0rne8 7 лет назад +1

      Give this man a cooky !

    • @legionofthedamned157
      @legionofthedamned157 7 лет назад +1

      Greetings warmaster

  • @CQBEXPT
    @CQBEXPT 7 лет назад +5

    I like the theory that Yarrick is literally being kept alive by the fear of the combined ork hordes.

  • @thebronzegoose9169
    @thebronzegoose9169 7 лет назад +103

    Shitstorm electric boogaloo mk2. Ghazskulls party palace

  • @NinthRomance
    @NinthRomance 5 лет назад +5

    Usually the Death Korps of Krieg ignore or outright shoot their own commissars for not being hardened suicidal badasses like themselves but if yarrick was their commissar I doubt they would ever question his authority/orders and would actually respect him.

  • @philv2215
    @philv2215 7 лет назад +24

    I shed a tear at 49:44

  • @jamesgarratt1043
    @jamesgarratt1043 7 лет назад +171

    the chaos invasion of armageddon never happened
    it's the armenian genocide of the 40k universe according to the young tau
    OF COURSE !!!!!!!

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 7 лет назад +23

      "It's bullshit we're trying to have a reasonable discussion about the greater good"

    • @CornPop-cz2eo
      @CornPop-cz2eo 4 года назад +4

      Damn that was good. I can't get the image of Al Jazeera using the bacon like smell of the warp in order to brainwash Chunk and Anna into preaching propaganda.

    • @hyakushiki9438
      @hyakushiki9438 4 года назад +1

      Corn Pop42020 Anna, who is Armenian herself. 🙄

  • @grantkruger3689
    @grantkruger3689 3 года назад +2

    Orks know its Yarrick by the power claw, and the almost deafening clanging sound when he walks...

  • @jasonwalter8360
    @jasonwalter8360 7 лет назад +31

    An Hour long Lore video! PRAISE DA EMPRAH

  • @HiopX
    @HiopX 5 лет назад +6

    Imperium: You can't just simply burn down an entire Jungle
    Bolsonaro: Hold my beer

  • @augmenautus
    @augmenautus 3 года назад +3

    "He stole the war bosses arm. Run boyz" - some ork

  • @helldrake77777
    @helldrake77777 7 лет назад +20

    The art is absolutely amazing! As a Patron I must say, I have spent my money well! I absolutely love the art for the Hive of Asheron! Those three guys(Imperial Guard, Gangmember and Civilian) looked super awesome together!
    Also, hearing the lore of the video, the defense of Hive Hellsreach reminds me a lot of the Battle at Shipka Pass. Very touching to me on a personal level.

    • @Demiurge13
      @Demiurge13 Год назад

      if its to arch you spent that money then you sent it the wrong way because that art you refer to all comes from the video game wh40k armagg...eddon

  • @tomtexas4897
    @tomtexas4897 7 лет назад +25

    I wish to obtain knowledge as to the cause of exterminatis class weaponry being stored on Armageddon. This is for documentation and subsequent classification by Commissar Debit Fett of the Trappist system.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 6 лет назад +2

      Commissar Debit Fett simple just use the forbidden divide by zero equation in all of the hives main power facilities.

  • @carloscaballeromoreno4853
    @carloscaballeromoreno4853 7 лет назад +25

    49:45 God dammit, you sure know how to make a narration epic

    • @rythegeneral511
      @rythegeneral511 7 лет назад +3

      Carlos caballeromoreno FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

  • @antimaster6432
    @antimaster6432 7 лет назад +5

    The pure badassery of Commisar Yarick shed a tear from my eye... Beautiful.

  • @gso619
    @gso619 7 лет назад +2

    I can't help but admire the INCREDIBLE subtlety and creativity of Games Workshop when it comes to naming things. I can't wait for the part where commander Faust and his forces from hive city Helheim set out to stop the orks from crossing the Purgatory river and onto the Baphomet peninsula by confronting them at a bridge locally known as Satan's left testicle.

  • @StoicNatsoc
    @StoicNatsoc 7 лет назад +34

    did someone mentioned...DAEMON INVASION?!?
    UH OHHHHH
    SMASH IT ! (headbuts against the exterminatus button)

    • @zerowolf0006
      @zerowolf0006 6 лет назад +1

      Lord Inquisitor Ninoslav I see what you did

  • @adamcarey6093
    @adamcarey6093 10 месяцев назад +2

    The crane operators welding themselves into their machines to fight ork gargants in hand to hand always gets me for some reason. i read that in a white dwarf back when the armegeddon event was going on. got me back then too. something about the fanatical determination to make the enemy pay despite the certainty of their own deaths. there was another description in white dwarf that discussed crazy hive gangers full of drums sent into ventilation ducts to fight ork commandos in hand to hand that was also pretty awesome.

  • @angelsc7588
    @angelsc7588 4 года назад +4

    1:07:45
    "It's a pretty hard task to burn down an entire jungle"
    *Sweats in Brazilian*

  • @yuripantyhose4973
    @yuripantyhose4973 7 лет назад +8

    Ah pizza, mountain dew and arch warhammer, killer combo

  • @CoffeeMaus
    @CoffeeMaus 7 лет назад +15

    There better be a second video.
    If you pull a Night Haunter again, there will be blood.
    (Possibly skulls, but no promises.)

  • @user-wo1ii7cr4m
    @user-wo1ii7cr4m 7 лет назад +2

    Arch, this is, my friend, the very best of the lore videos You made this far, in my humble opinion. Not only You managed to deliver tons of specifics in a form You most of the time masterfully do, You added this most required drama and pathos of Acheron siege. Man... You nailed it.

  • @soldiert0144
    @soldiert0144 5 лет назад +3

    "but even in darkest of days...…. the emperor protects!" I literally smiled when I heard that

  • @54jOe54
    @54jOe54 7 лет назад +4

    I've been a subscriber since your first lore videos when total war warhammer was first announced, and i have to say, in my opinion this is your best lore video yet. Absolutely outstanding. Thank you.

  • @comandershrapnel4696
    @comandershrapnel4696 5 лет назад +3

    Yarrick staring down the warboss. "You should have gone for the head"

  • @ABorderPrince
    @ABorderPrince 7 лет назад +33

    Loving this you have set a new standard #rememberhades

  • @joratoxdarkblade6826
    @joratoxdarkblade6826 6 лет назад +3

    50:00 man that stuff still gives me chills, really well done Arch

  • @pmslevelboss
    @pmslevelboss 6 лет назад +8

    At my funeral I want an english narrator telling all my life's misfortunes with a solemn straight voice for 1 hours non stop.

  • @warriorcrab1319
    @warriorcrab1319 7 лет назад +6

    Listening to this... I kind of want a modded Mechwarrior 3 with Arch doing the singleplayer mission briefings.

  • @Maethendias
    @Maethendias 7 лет назад +6

    "the Diablolus river is ... basically a river" touché

  • @jimsaintruth4248
    @jimsaintruth4248 5 лет назад +3

    49:40 that line legit sent shivers down my spine, I love warhammer.

  • @sadhappy8860
    @sadhappy8860 7 лет назад +5

    49:40 I love the way you tell these stories

  • @kybercat7
    @kybercat7 7 лет назад +65

    ..i think useing the words "ork" and "plan" together is kinda.......inaccurate

    • @morgancarey1374
      @morgancarey1374 6 лет назад +8

      Kyber Cat Well they do in the sense "orks have absolutely no fucking plan"

    • @ayindephulgence4950
      @ayindephulgence4950 5 лет назад +2

      it's more like they pick a direction and sometimes stick to it

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 4 года назад +3

      You'z nevah met Ol' Gazghkull, do ya? xD

    • @toddwilliams8128
      @toddwilliams8128 4 года назад +1

      what do you call an ork with half a brain?
      STRATEGIST

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 4 года назад

      Morgan Carey no plan survives contact with the enemy.

  • @Hyperdin
    @Hyperdin 7 лет назад +4

    Arch's bed time stories are the best. Thanks for an awesome tale :)

  • @theeternalchronicler3072
    @theeternalchronicler3072 7 лет назад +7

    Your telling me we lost 5 not 1 but 5 TITANS! By the emperor how could such a atrocitie happen.

  • @Razkunn
    @Razkunn 7 лет назад +1

    Arch, I am not one to be easily impressed, yet right now I am.
    The moment when you turned down the light, and mentioned that the God Emperor protects, it was electrifying, it was elating, a stroke of genius.
    The maps, the detail, ahhh, it was beautiful!
    Keep up the awesome work mate. :D
    Listenin to your lore analysis helps me find new ways to poke into my own SF that's being slowly tortured into being :-)

  • @chaosknight9131
    @chaosknight9131 7 лет назад +4

    I can only imagine how many times 'FOR THE EMPEROR' said during the siege of Helsreach

  • @tarrisfairbroke6899
    @tarrisfairbroke6899 5 лет назад +2

    "Do not give into despair easily."
    -Commissar Yarrick is amused.

  • @forgefathereli8354
    @forgefathereli8354 7 лет назад +8

    We're Whalers on moon!
    *We carry our harpoons!*

    • @forgefathereli8354
      @forgefathereli8354 7 лет назад +3

      Replace we're with "us orkzies" and "moon" with anywhere. And im sure some Ork has a harpoon so its all good from their

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 7 лет назад +3

      Well there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing our whaling tune

  • @ruscellotwitch4617
    @ruscellotwitch4617 7 лет назад +2

    I have REALLY enjoyed this video. Thanks Arch. You put a lot of emphasis at the right time giving the right amount of feeling to it. Well done.

  • @augmenautus
    @augmenautus 3 года назад +3

    "The hive gangers brought their own weapons" -lol

  • @ShankStabington
    @ShankStabington 7 лет назад +1

    Terrific job, Arch. You have no idea how greatful I am for your lore videos. I fell in love with the style of 40k years ago, but without you I would have never been able to learn about the universe. Thank you, you're doing the God Emperors work my friend.

  • @SpoonieMcspoonington
    @SpoonieMcspoonington 7 лет назад +11

    Seriously why is everyone hating on the spacewolves?! They did very well when they SINGLE........HANDEDLY.......... defeated that chaos invasion Never has the imperium had a finer victory apart from when an angry marine beat a special snowflake marine to death by picking up a fellow angry marine wearing terminator armor and proceeded too beat the ever loving snot out of it while the terminator swore at the special snowflake for being a pansy while his brother swung him around like a wet towel

    • @nicholasleclerc1583
      @nicholasleclerc1583 3 года назад

      What the the hell are you talking ? That sounds awesome !!!

  • @TuntematonX
    @TuntematonX 6 лет назад +1

    I must say, I enjoy the fact that you decided to focus on the official accounting of the War for Armageddon. The citizenry and Inquisition thank you for excluding things that... DID NOT HAPPEN.

  • @PinkB00mer
    @PinkB00mer 7 лет назад +4

    I loved this video. Telling lore in this way is very enganging and entertaining. Keep it up please.

  • @en4135
    @en4135 3 года назад +1

    Overlord: Loses several titans and entire companies by throwing them at the orcs
    Overlord: "Ah there's only a few hundred Orks no worries"

  • @honestkyn718
    @honestkyn718 7 лет назад +14

    The What now? Midgets led by an inquisitor? *pulls out bolt pistol* that did not happen...period.

  • @violenceislife1987
    @violenceislife1987 4 года назад +1

    Arch: give me all you money
    /me: take it! throws 5 nickels

  • @kempachikaotic
    @kempachikaotic 6 лет назад +3

    "But even...in the darkest of days...the Emperor Protects!

  • @Andri474
    @Andri474 7 лет назад +1

    What an amazing and detailed series of books. It's like a war documentary, with violence, drama, treason, suspense and lots of heroism. Best hour and 10 minutes I've spent in weeks.

  • @MyGuy18
    @MyGuy18 5 лет назад +6

    I understand now. Yarrick is the descendant to Goblin Slayer!

  • @Burton555
    @Burton555 7 лет назад

    Arch, your story telling is the sole reason I got into the lore of both fantasy and 40k Warhammer. Thank you so much for many hours of enjoyment.

  • @cynderfan2233
    @cynderfan2233 7 лет назад +10

    So its basically the battle of Stalingrad except force fed protein powder and pumped up on steroids.
    The Armageddon meat grinder.

  • @n00bnetrum
    @n00bnetrum 4 года назад +2

    Between this and Vraks, it seems like the only time the Imperium is in trouble is when the leadership is super incompetent.

    • @Schinak
      @Schinak 4 года назад

      pretty much yes

  • @axavia
    @axavia 4 года назад +3

    The three ork gods: Gork, Mork, and Commissar Yarrik

  • @kre8or465
    @kre8or465 5 лет назад +2

    "atmospheric interference" ahh, classic guard. Gotta give them credit for knowing not to fix what ain't broken.

  • @airplanemaster1
    @airplanemaster1 7 лет назад +3

    "Drive me closer! I want to bitch- slap them with my claw!"

  • @JonMarvel
    @JonMarvel 4 года назад

    Bourbon: Check! Open window with cool, spring breeze: Check! Two large pizzas from my favorite shop: Check! Hours and hours of lore from my favorite 40k/Gaming RUclipsr: Check!