How to Become a Pro Zeepkist Player
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- Опубликовано: 29 июн 2023
- Very serious video, take everything literally and personally.
Do let me know what you think. This was a fun one to put together, like I said some more bigger projects in the works. Trying to focus more on quality.
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Step 1: Be Maki.
Congratulations, you are now a pro!
*You are now THE pro.
I instantly became a pro by deciding not to be a pro, which in itself is a pro move.
That's what we call a "pro gamer" move
cracked me up with the 2:36 toxicity, what a savage 😂
I haven't met a map yet that I didn't like, and I tell you what, it helped when one of the recognizable names dropped by in a server I'd started running to get my first taste in Zeepkist multiplayer and said "you should come join us" after doing a few rounds with me. That was a huge confidence booster, and gave me the push I needed to give it a go. Y'all are such a positive, friendly, community to hang out in public lobbies with. I don't care if I'm not fast, or I don't finish the level, I know I'm up against some of the strongest racers in the game in those lobbies - my expectation of myself is improve with every try, and have fun. If I stop having fun, then it's time to log off and go do something else for a bit. Billy's maps are a great little palate cleanser for someone who's still developing their skills - it's a chance to relax for a bit, get your confidence back, before you go launch yourself into the madness of some Maou Tech, or some of the utter weirdness of some of the janky challenge maps, or the high speed wtfery of some of the hard maps.
The community is the best part of this game. Everyone is very welcoming and willing to help out new players. We all want to see the game grow.
A few more Pro Tips:
* Complain that the map author "hates controllers" if you're a controller player.
* Complain that the map author "hates keyboard" if you're a keyboard player.
* If you were a keyboard player and got a controller, you can blame not winning on "getting used to controller".
* If you've had a controller for more than a week, you can blame not winning on "controller lag", whatever that means.
Some really good advice here!
Don't forget that there are no mistakes. Only unity bounces.
This is basicly what i do exept I go back to kb before one week to reset the one week free pass of "getting used to controller"
You have to stay keyboard. I need to be able to use you as an example when people complain about how ImPoSsIbLe keyboard is.
You can also use "map maker hates controllers with stick drift" when the others don't work.
#TeamWashed
I don't have zeepkist, but it's on my wishlist
What I find crazy about this game is that I generally hate racing games, but the style and mostly the community of the game really makes me wanna join the community
Honestly the community is the best part. I tried Trackmania a few times throughout the years but could never play it for more than an hour.
Was kinda expecting the same from Zeepkist but got hooked immediately.
I have to admit - this was hilarious.
I'd love to see more videos like this. :)
😂😂 I love the fact that I’m the person who was the host who was “making sandals loose” because we were playing “bad maps”😂😂 should I tell him some of his maps are on that playlist? Hilarious video though!
My maps are all great, you should play those more. But glad you enjoyed, I appreciate it!
Top tier advice
I don't care about being a pro. I just want to be good enough to validate my tracks. Finding the best times is what we have YOU for.
'You and your friends are noobs!' Stop playing Ultimate Billy maps! KEKW great vid Sandals
Was waiting for your comment lmao .... I hope you stuck around for the next part "Im sorry Billy, your maps are great but they're generally on the easier side"
Great work sandals !
Wondering what you gonna do for april fools now.
easy, JJ4 but with a hidden dev finish.
I'll be playing this while record hunting and get ultra motivated
Good luck, you adventure people have been doing some crazy stuff lately.
you forgot to mention taking lobbies hostage to play everyone's favorite map that may cause some people with a massive skill issue to beg for a different map.
And switching the timer to two hours after someone asks you to skip
Ok, now I know where did the meme come from ("No competition here") XD
Yeah bro, that's the real deal! The Grindkist mindset! Brokist Gang 4 life bro. Here for all my Zeepkings out there 👑👑
Lmaoo, loved the video. Convinced me to finally buy the game and go full pro 😆
I got some great laughs out of this, i'm on my way to become a pro now!
I lost it "this is the ideal zeepkist playlist" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 edit: 04:26
There needs to be a public lobby video of that list one day.
learned a lot! Thank you so much, I'm for sure gonna make it now.
After a naff few days this video actually made me laugh cheers Sandals
Glad to hear it, this one was fun to put together. Hope your weekend is gonna be better!
this made me giggle
I'm doing basically this and I think I'm improving. Not sure on how sarcastic you are but mostly you are right
He's being sarcastic in that he's trying to tell you to do things that are counter to just trying to have fun. If you enjoy precise challenges, do challenge maps, don't do them if you don't get fun from that kind of thing
jj4 otw
The best playlist
2:40 Same energy as joining, taking host, and then leaving.
This is the best video ever. ❤Sandals.
No lies detected
I guess its time to start chugging bang energy and chocolate milk
The real secret is mixing them
Hilarious video. Sucks you couldn't think of a name for the second route :(
I liked this video : )
Great video man keep it up
I’ve had the game for just a bit over 24 hrs now and I already got 3 wins in larger lobbies so I think I’m doing pretty good so far
“Challenge maps”
> pure torture, suffering and pain 😂
DO you want to have fun or do you want to be a pro?
“Who can’t get an online win”
ME… I CANT
I HAVE A TOTAL OF 6 ONLINE WINS
Sounds like you can get an online win. You've done it 6 times :)
@@Hi_Im_SandalsxD thanks
great video
Loved it
Love your videos, I'm still trying to beat JJ1, I'm not even going to attempt JJ3
:noted:
The only one of those maps I've finished is Bobcheck
Really? Mount Pain, JJ1, and Living long enough to become the villain are all definitely easier.
@@Hi_Im_SandalsI like bobsleds, so it's the only one I ever took the time to finish.
Living long enough is bobsled. Its the easiest map on the list by a good margin, I didn't know what else to add as the 10th map.
Lmao the ending XD, was wondering why u didnt upload anything from ZSL for some time 😢
I haven't even played ZSL in a while. The last two were on Fathers day and Mothers day, so was visiting family.
Maybe Ill make another ZSL video someday they just kinda seemed less interesting to make and watch.
I've got 1 online win, which definitely wasn't a fluke....
You also forgot "Join some other youtubers on their channel to provide expert opinion and commentary".
You need to paint your Zeepkist red. Red goes faster.
Very funny.
On a side note, the word Pro gets thrown around way too much by all the zeepkist youtubers. "You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means"-Inigo Montoya,1987. A pro or professional is someone who gets paid to do it and lives off that income. In sports its sponsorship, in work its your employer, etc.
An amateur is someone who does it for their own enjoyment. They may make some money from it, but its not their primary source of income and will have a different job for that.
Amateurs can be better than professionals. But generally not the case because professionals are more experienced and need to be good at what they do to maintain their financial position.
I'm pretty sure zeepkist doesn't have any pro's. Yannic may be the exception. Zeepkist is full of great amatuers. So....Washed Amateur?
I made $50 playing for beating OG Dragon on Zeepkist. Idk about the rest of them but I am %100 a pro.
I do agree though, always thought the term was silly for Zeepkist but you know, gets clicks.
Amateurs can still win small prizes, if you can live off that $50 for more than a couple of days... You're a pro, but in a different sense.
Got into another video lol
Right place, right time.
This was hilarious. Don’t feel bad man, I’m washed too.
…. No need to look into it
Instructions unclear. Not top 3. Mission failure. Sad.
Blame the map...
😂
Well you got to buy the game first. Just having it in the wishlist is not goinna work
i can get paid to play zeepkist?
$100 for JJ3
Is the answer get paid for it?
No it was "git gud"
xD
🤣
I definitely totally did not thoroughly enjoy this video