I'm sure, for a barman, who probably always has to deal with shit like "martini blabla bla insert some random stuff and add a quarter of lemon" , which taste nobody would be able to discern from normal martini, a dude asking for a good old chocolate milk is a god-send angel, a refreshing heavenly breath with chocolate flavor.
eh the point is to be extravagant theres not point for greeters or for doorman to open doors when automatic door openers exist or for any of the myriad of things hotels and casinos employ
@@HassanAhmed-rf9xr the correct question would be "how" unless you want the reason as to why it is a joke, which would just be answered with the definition of a joke
@@wamporeycidulgb Oh, I just got a palindrome which also happens to be a prime, and when squared results in another palindrome, that automatically forces everyone at the table to all in and wins me the game.
@@GypsyDanger2000 Not everyone is into James Bond movies, I still haven't seen any one of them, either. Not even the parodies. Might watch Austin Powers or Johnny English movies one day. Honestly, these Bond movies generally doesn't interest me. Although, I have grew up when Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig was Bond.
I tried vr poker once, didn't know how to play so I told my friend my cards and asked what I should do. Turns out I had the mic on... All the other players could hear
His luck was so much better than dream's the only thing holding him back from crashing the economy with poker is his lack of understanding of the rules
He's wrong about the aces. It's actually very good, because besides being a 1, it also counts as 11. This makes it vital for the best hand in poker, the Primal Flush. That's when you have all prime numbers - 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 / ace. ;)
I just watched casino royal for the first time and my dumbass started thinking I could have done well in it...then Zach had to go and post this and ruin that confidence
I relate to this from all my math classes that used cards for probability, questions like "if you draw two cards, what is the probability they both will be xx?" I was really frustrated by them because they assumed everyone knows what a deck of cards consists of, which I didn't because I never cared for card games.
Dude zach how did you capture my mind so accurately (idk fkin anything about poker and this is gonna be my genuine reactions literally) 😂😂😂😂 i am sure you know poker, you probably talked to someone who has no idea and then wrote down his reactions or something 🤣 cuz THIS IS SO ACCURATE about the guy who doesnt know 😂😂
This does raise some important questions about poker, however, like, "why does having 2 perfect squares not give you an autowin?"
Also 6, which is literally a perfect number
@Akshat Vats 7*
@@isaacemerson2035 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfect_number
If he had 1 that was a perfect square
@@singulator2291 or 0 maybe
I'm sure, for a barman, who probably always has to deal with shit like "martini blabla bla insert some random stuff and add a quarter of lemon" , which taste nobody would be able to discern from normal martini, a dude asking for a good old chocolate milk is a god-send angel, a refreshing heavenly breath with chocolate flavor.
eh the point is to be extravagant theres not point for greeters or for doorman to open doors when automatic door openers exist or for any of the myriad of things hotels and casinos employ
Where do you work, I could use a good choco milk rn
i wouldve asked the same
Entering a bar or casino in Vegas and asking for a chocolate milk is badass
Note to self, put that in a movie.
‘but thats like rent’ 😂
For a year, he says😂😂😂
I wish that was rent for a year 😭
@@m1k3y48 Ditto
That's legit my rent for 3 years
@@edwardhoffenheim3249 where do you live haha
"I thought you said we were gonna get high and have steaks" lmao
To be fair he was craving for steaks and humans hear what they like to hear
You probably thought that because you were high
@@dwarfofculture7790 tru tho
Honestly that sounds more fun than poker
Reply 5
In Zach's rules, pocket aces must be the best hand. Both cards are perfect squares, cubes, 4th powers, 5th powers, ...
Unfortunately, both of them aren't prime.
@@LulledLion well perfect squares cant be prime
@@kingfetchd9889 what about 4
@@LulledLion i mean 1 is the only number that isnt prime or the other word
@@ammyvl1 4 is divisible by 2, which is neither 1 nor 4, hence not prime
"both... primes" was the best joke by far - I spat out my food
Yeah, that one got me too... I'll be saving that for later use.
@@dannykent6190 why was that a joke?
@@HassanAhmed-rf9xr the correct question would be "how" unless you want the reason as to why it is a joke, which would just be answered with the definition of a joke
@@prest01 oh I always thought why would do the job. The 5ws an how are too confusing.
"$10,000? But that's like rent, for a year"
So I guess this *isn't* the same guy from 'Apartment leases be like'
just like the thrasherverse we have the zach star-verse or whatever we're calling his thing
That's just what he had paid in total before the eviction moratorium kicked in. And with no intention of ever paying the accrued balance.
That's like rent, for six months
@@pikatheminecrafter Only 5 months rent here in Vancouver, B.C.
It's the monthly rent, and it doesn't increase until after a year.
"with a swirly straw" lmao
No matter what weird game he played,
I want standardized rules for it!
I'd like that! Fun for mathematically inclined nerds. "Who's down for a Mathacur?"
@@wamporeycidulgb Oh, I just got a palindrome which also happens to be a prime, and when squared results in another palindrome, that automatically forces everyone at the table to all in and wins me the game.
@@FG011 sou you´ve got eleven? xD
@@wamporeycidulgbin some accents that game will get you arrested
“Like what? Nanodolars?”
I lost everything LoL
This is basically my understanding of poker
Play until everyone puts their hand in so then you can promptly steal all the chips and make off with millions?
It’s actually not that complicated
Same I actually beat my friend and my cousin in video game poker and I didn't know what I was doing 🤣
@@goldenangel158 Video game poker is against a machine, how did you beat your two friends? It has a house edge like slots.
@@FURYBrenton I have no clue how I don't even know the rules
I’ve never seen a James Bond movie but it looks like they would be really boring without the chocolate milk and swirly straw parts
Bruh how have you never seen a single James Bond movie?
@Henry Schnelle hell na
@@GypsyDanger2000 Not everyone is into James Bond movies, I still haven't seen any one of them, either. Not even the parodies. Might watch Austin Powers or Johnny English movies one day. Honestly, these Bond movies generally doesn't interest me. Although, I have grew up when Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig was Bond.
Watch "From Russia with Love". The rest are optional.
As far as the Daniel Craig ones, well, he's hot. The rest is whatever.
This is by far my favorite!
"Milk. Chocolate. With a swirly straw."🤣
It's awesome, I love it! ❤️👀
I swear they’re always playing poker whats wrong with some monopoly lol
Not trying to be rude, but it's really bugging me that you put there instead of they're.
They're*
My fav RUclips video right now no lie ruclips.net/video/cvs9q-RAg64/видео.html ]]]
Fr like Old Maid or Guess Who? are pretty awesome games. Oh better yet, Battleship! Why is that never in movies?
@@darenmiller2218 i think they made an entire movie about battleship it was pretty bad
Lmfao he actually got himself a chocolate drink
As someone who actually doesn't know how poker works, im confused...
i got you covered
@@katiehazeltine5312 how i also had no idea what was going on
I tried vr poker once, didn't know how to play so I told my friend my cards and asked what I should do. Turns out I had the mic on... All the other players could hear
@@jonomoth2581 lmao
*Scene*
"That's it... Anyone wants to play poker now?"
*Google translated subtitle:*
"Anyone wants to play pokemon.."
Same thing really i don't know how to play both(the card game of Pokemon)
@@weepingangel3478 me too
@@weepingangel3478 Pokémon is a really good game you can play on tcgo
I know one, not the other.
Does Zach seriously keep the $10 bill in his wallet behind the $20? Madman
"Big blind"
Rude. He's just got a little scar on his eye. It's a small blind.
Le Chiffre was my favorite Bond villain, Mads Mikkelsen portrayed him so well
Always coming up with the most relatable skits, love you Zach.
Being in a james bond movie and not knowing how to play poker is relatable? Man you living the life
As someone who has no idea how poker works, I can relate
Unironically though nonchalantly ordering chocolate milk at that casino table would be genuinely badass and intimidating
Wide aspect ratio adds cinematic effect really well
His luck was so much better than dream's the only thing holding him back from crashing the economy with poker is his lack of understanding of the rules
I like that the casino found a swirly straw for him
"nanodollars" lmao
Dude we miss you please post more often
You never have the option to “check raise or fold”.
“fold call raise”
“bet check”
When you haven't watched any James Bond movie and don't play poker
Still Laughs
"And that's why we killed him, Your Honor."
"Case dismissed..."
"Milk, chocolate, with a swirly straw." That's how I'm ordering chocolate milk from any place that serves chocolate milk from now on.
“Go Fish”
Every time sky says something is quotablep, like the opening line, “ go fish”
The fact that he said milk chocolate instead of chocolate milk is what gets me the most
‘Milk chocolate…
with a swirly straw…’
HAHAHA
I love how James Bond and Zach aren't even playing on the same table
The milk chocolate gag floored me.
Well played
The way he ordered the chocolate milk was beyond Bond.
Both prime killed me 😂
the one friend you cant bring anywhere
“I’ll be fine, I’ve seen Kakegurui”
I would love to see this, but with Kakeguri instead of James Bond
Both PRIME!!!! I'M DYING
When the book plays Bacarat, but no one knows how to play, so they change the movie to Texas Hold Em Poker.
_"I thought you said we we're gonna get high and have steak"_
Yeah, it happens.
My favourite part was his all in with 30 dollars and some change.
Golden. I watch ur skits almost everyday during breakfast. In fact I’m doing it rn while having breakfast 😂
I love that you interspliced the movie scenes
He's wrong about the aces. It's actually very good, because besides being a 1, it also counts as 11. This makes it vital for the best hand in poker, the Primal Flush. That's when you have all prime numbers - 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 / ace. ;)
i would be wiling to single handedly FUND a bond movie with this scene in it starring you and only you
He actually got a swirly straw 😂
"But that's like... rent............ for a year." Not anymore.
still $9000 for me
They always playin poker but movie makers have no idea how intense a game of Egyptian War with slaps on sandwiches can get
Do you play slaps on runs?
@@NeattheGreat depends on how intense and short i want the game to be (the more slaps, the shorter the game). So sometimes.
when you don't know how to play poker
and you are also poor.
So literally every millinial and under!!!✌
"Both prime!" 🤣 Did he get a steak afterwards?
I love your videos so much
Not understanding Poker and going Fish is a joke that will never get old
Glad to see the channel getting noticed! It's well deserved. :D
I loved that bit with the "high steaks"
Litterally me playing poker with my family
I just watched casino royal for the first time and my dumbass started thinking I could have done well in it...then Zach had to go and post this and ruin that confidence
Choccy milk with a dummy straw. That one got me.
“Both… prime.” Im dying
I read this tittle and saw the "go fish" joke coming a mile away
I relate to this from all my math classes that used cards for probability, questions like "if you draw two cards, what is the probability they both will be xx?" I was really frustrated by them because they assumed everyone knows what a deck of cards consists of, which I didn't because I never cared for card games.
Milk, Chocolate. 🤣 I'm dead.
The ending literally had me almost choking on my oatmeal
Me watching Casino Royale and having no idea how poker works: welp, at least the guys are hot.
bruh i thought this was another SAW skit at first
this viseo goes a little bit longer that guy is gonna think he's playing yugioh lol
look at zach here showing off all his 10s of dollars like a big shot.
the existence of poker is just lore to me
Is that like Kerplunck? Lol and the way he said it made it even better
Missed opportunity to include the part of the scene where the other players ask for the same drink, lol.
High and Streaks sounds like a good afternoon😂
I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse that I learned Mahjong instead of Poker.
I fell out of my chair when he yelled GIN! and dived onto the table
This is why real james bond plays baccarat
This is funnier, knowing that you actually make videos on probability.
I thought he was going to say “thats to much money for me guess im gonna have to CALL it a day.” And then be in dent forever
I like how he includes the actual James Bond movie casino royale
I lost it at Chocolate milk with a swirly straw
Imagine your rent only being 10,000 for a year cx
lemme think... $750×12=$9000
so yeah I'm living it
Both prime by themselves, also together in both arrangements :0
I wonder if the "I'll have a milk, chocolate" line is a reference to Back to the Future?
The high and steak conversation part not just the words this guy actually started sounding like Charlie from Always Sunny
The whole time I was imagining Andy Dwyer undercover as Burt Macklin in this scene
The non poker guy is just Charlie. Look at him just look at him going on about his chocolate milk
nano dollars, that was good
ok I lost it at "both prime"
'Both...prime."
Dude zach how did you capture my mind so accurately (idk fkin anything about poker and this is gonna be my genuine reactions literally) 😂😂😂😂 i am sure you know poker, you probably talked to someone who has no idea and then wrote down his reactions or something 🤣 cuz THIS IS SO ACCURATE about the guy who doesnt know 😂😂
"both prime"
choccy milk
Aces/1s are perfect squares too. . .
“Nano Dollars”😂
The title alone had me dieing
"Wait! ...Both... prime" - killed me!
So we’re not talking about Zach actually having a ‘swirly straw’ in close proximity? 🥤
“both primes” 😂😂😂😂
You just made this to show off your curly straw? And i live the curly straw