"I gotta tell ya, January 27th 1991, best friggin' day of my life! Norwood missing wide, friggin' Tuna coaching on the sideline, you, like hiking the ball! I followed your whole Pro bowl season in '90. You had a sack prevented index, like 0.9! It's ridiculous! Your blocking ratio was 4-to-1. You was playing out of his mind that season! And then 1994, you frickin' signed with the 'Niners. You broke my frickin' heart, Bart. You pancaked it!"
Ok, so was the whole episode a hallucination brought on by Carl having a BB lodged in his brain or did Bart Oates have Shake shoot Carl after his plan of kidnapping Linda Hamilton failed?
@@freddy4603 Carl's shout when he gets shot by Shake is so accurate to someone getting shot with a BB gun, I'm willing to believe they actually shot Dave Willis to get that yell.
Bart Oates was actually a robot pretending to be the NFL star, so when Carl rejected him after the guise was ruined was Shake being puppeted by the same robot
Either Bart Oates came to Shake first to have him shoot Carl because he caused him to tear his ACL and that everything was a hallucination or Bart Oates had Shake shoot Carl after the plan to kidnap Linda Hamilton failed
I love how Bart Oates is just an obscure former giants player and they not only made a whole episode about him but got the actual guy to voice himself in the show
C'mon Chicgao not even knowing who he was and bootlegging (albeit poorly) and just being happy to get 40 bucks in change was one of the best jokes in this show. When you cut that joke out yiu crushed my heart. You pancaked it. Also, Terry Kaith is an amazing guitar player. Even Hendrix said that Terry was better than him.
“They ain’t suppose to say Chicano..” 😂🤣 If you hire cheap immigrant laborers, you should expect that. “Maybe he meant to say Chicano, aye. Simone… Make sure yu make it with pride esse’” 😭🤣
@@Aj_Cartier Hmm, true dat. It's just I love ATHF and I kept seeing some serious bangers get left out in these short versions. Which I guess is to be expected.
...did you come here to kill me?
No Carl
Oh that's so great.
Well he randomly showed up in his house 😂
Sometimes I feel like Carl knows he's in ATHF. Like when he hid behind the couch in the dark.... 'go away'
Carl driving his car with his hands on his hips gets me every time.
“I wasn’t waving you on I was flipping you off” XD
Bart Oates Linda Hamilton monologue is one of the most underrated scenes ever, "GOTAA PUT THE BIG HURT ON LINDA! DO IT FOR TUNA! DO IT FOR L.T.!
"Lay a big hurt...? She's an actress! It was a movie!"
@@ianfinrir8724 Carl: This is freaking stupid!
This is our house! this is Linda’s house!
The TV is a nice touch
Good for copyright
@@EssexAggiegrad2011 creative solution for a modern problem
@@DinsRune Yup
Not only is it clever, it's really freakin' comfy.
You broke my friggin' heart Bart .. ya pancaked it!
Carl:”Ya think? That’d be so thoughtful”🤣
"Milkshake. We Are In The Goal Line Offense Baby, We Gotta Score." LMAO.
You're a champ, buddy. Go all the way!
lol they got the real Oates to voice himself for this. Also he’s a lawyer. Two fun facts for you.
His entire body was replaced with a machine.
Also a fun fact
Y
For real?
@@mr.l8723 Yes, Bart Oates is a lawyer.
@@mr.l8723 Yes, his entire body was replaced with a machine
"I gotta tell ya, January 27th 1991, best friggin' day of my life! Norwood missing wide, friggin' Tuna coaching on the sideline, you, like hiking the ball! I followed your whole Pro bowl season in '90. You had a sack prevented index, like 0.9! It's ridiculous! Your blocking ratio was 4-to-1. You was playing out of his mind that season! And then 1994, you frickin' signed with the 'Niners. You broke my frickin' heart, Bart. You pancaked it!"
Yeah we all heard it but you don't need to quote the whole f****** episode loo funniest part is you didn't even get it right lmao
@@milancerpwns9358who hurt you?
@@milancerpwns9358who hurt you?
@@milancerpwns9358dude you whine more than the guy from radiohead.
@@milancerpwns9358 all that damn yappin and nothing of value was said
Me answering questions to a bunch of cops wadnt never gonna bring you back
‘Black people been running around here’.
LOL!
"That's not really a joke, Carl."
"Come on man, I'm trying."
Just out for a jog.
- "Thanks for car. M.S."
Multiple Sclerosis stole his car? Man, thats rough.
Milk Shake had multiple sclerosis? Damn...
@@maximnikolaev6627 Nah man, he's got a Monkey Scrotum. Or so he says
@@maximnikolaev6627 It explains so much though.
I always think that too
Better than having Poliosis.
"We gotta run a trap and you gotta lay a big hurt on Linda!"
Listen to yourself...SHE WAS AN ACTRESS, IT WAS A MOVIE. THIS IS FRIGGIN STUPID!
“Lay a big hurt on….listen to yourself! She’s an actress! It was a movie! THIS IS FREAKING STUPID!!!”😂
@@mr.l8723 Carl telling the ghost android of an NFL player to get back to realism is hilarious 😂
Carl wakes up to someone in his house his first thought is naturally they are going to rob or kill him 🤣
I think that's a pretty normal reaction, especially given that he lives next to the ATHF. :)
You broke my frickin heart barht
Ok, so was the whole episode a hallucination brought on by Carl having a BB lodged in his brain or did Bart Oates have Shake shoot Carl after his plan of kidnapping Linda Hamilton failed?
that's what's so magical about ATHF. You never know
@@freddy4603 Carl's shout when he gets shot by Shake is so accurate to someone getting shot with a BB gun, I'm willing to believe they actually shot Dave Willis to get that yell.
Bart Oates was actually a robot pretending to be the NFL star, so when Carl rejected him after the guise was ruined was Shake being puppeted by the same robot
Holy FUCK do I love what my eyes just read
I honestly thought Carl was shot in retribution but I like the idea of the whole episode being a hallucination, I never would have thought of that
Those Chicano T's look pretty sweet.
Are the gnats a team?
@@TJDious "Gnats?" It's supposed to be the Giants! I friggin told them immigrants!
I have both shirts
I FREAKING TOLD THEM IMMIGRANTS
Love how he asks if he is there to kill him. lol
Carl sleeping is the funniest thing ever
"Take the TV. Take whatever you need"
"I did not wave you on, I WAS FLIPPING YOU OFF!"
This is the funniest Athf episode
“Black people been running around.” Lmfaooooo
Hey Artemis.
@@ulfrick11 Hello :3
@@artemisarrow179 Yo, yo and yOOOO, what's going on Artemis!🕺🏽🤸🏼🤼🤼♀️
I see you around a lot citizen lol.
What up homeboy
You think Carl could hold a show all to himself? The Carl show or something is what they would call it.
Yes. His solo episodes, and 2020 graduation video were freaking awesome.
He had Carl's Stone Cold Lock Of The Century Of The Week.
@Master Shake I want my shirt back cup!
imagine if at the end of the video you ad shake shooting the tv with the crossbow
Thanks for the idea! Check out the latest upload.
Ngl, i could see a Chicano Chicago shirt selling like crazy
3:36 Even Carl can tell it's BS lmao
So Carl has been living in that house for the better part of two decades?
Probably an inheritance, or part of a gift from his family in the mafia.
Why not keep it?
@@watertommyz Carl used to be pretty put together but then a bunch of food monsters moved in next door.
"Thanks for the car. MS"
Mississippi took his car?
Dancing is forbidden.
Put a hurtin on Linda hahah
Thank you for what you do
“Hang up on his ass” *click* 🤣😭
"Oh crap hide " - Carl
From what ?
"Just play it off as a joke "
"Uh er from all the black people running around here ".- Carl 😂
Never got that ending
Either Bart Oates came to Shake first to have him shoot Carl because he caused him to tear his ACL and that everything was a hallucination or Bart Oates had Shake shoot Carl after the plan to kidnap Linda Hamilton failed
@@ianfinrir8724 ether or works it’s just odd and on this show that’s saying something
@@Autobotmatt428 It's up there with John Kruk using the Sirens to get back at Carl for beaning him with a battery.
@@ianfinrir8724 Ya but that ending was easier to understand.
@@ianfinrir8724 meatwad: which one do you think it is carl?
Bart Oates - you gotta go back Carl, that's not right.
Carl - look you're trying my patience Bart Oates......WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!?
He got the same wig from the clowning 😂 1:42 awesome metaphor per the clowing episode
I love how Bart Oates is just an obscure former giants player and they not only made a whole episode about him but got the actual guy to voice himself in the show
2:00
I wasn’t waving you on, I was flipping you off!!!!! How could you cut that gem of a line lol
1:00 Me if RDJ showed up at my house 😂
This is how I felt throwing my dad’s ash’s in the trash.
That’s not really a joke Carl.
“Look, I’m tryin’”
Love how we get to watch them on there T.V.🤣🤣
Ill say it idc you tore your ACL.!!!
😭😭😭😭🙏
I am sure that Shake actually couldn't see/hear Bart Oates and was just going to shoot Carl anyway
Literally all Carl had to do was make a dong joke and say something like, "Hide from the anaconda in the water" 😂
"Black people been running around here" 😂😂😂😂
you gotta lay a big hurt on linda
It may sound like I'm joking, but I have ADD and I really appreciate these videos.
That's nice no one cares
@@Whiteboykuncared enough to comment
Oats is fair, but the band Boston is in fact everything.
Hang up on his ass
😂
Have you don’t all the episodes? I need more lol
3:45 Zion Williamson
Can someone explain to me why there is a decimal between the numbers on his jersey? It's been freakin' bothering me for years
Perhaps so as not to incur any legal issues with the NFL itself or the team represented here, the New York Giants.
C'mon Chicgao not even knowing who he was and bootlegging (albeit poorly) and just being happy to get 40 bucks in change was one of the best jokes in this show. When you cut that joke out yiu crushed my heart. You pancaked it.
Also, Terry Kaith is an amazing guitar player. Even Hendrix said that Terry was better than him.
That's my birthday...Super bowl winning Giants!
I feel bad for ya car carl so brought you over some fresh parsley from my garden
Wheres my freggin car!!!!
I know its 4:20 somewhere lol😂😂😂
Bart Oates doesnt have to worry, James Cameron killed Jon Connor himself.
“They ain’t suppose to say Chicano..” 😂🤣
If you hire cheap immigrant laborers, you should expect that.
“Maybe he meant to say Chicano, aye. Simone… Make sure yu make it with pride esse’” 😭🤣
The tv is great
Fucking hilarious
Can a BB, especially at that distance, cuz Carl sounded a bit far, really pierce someone skull??
They do make some very powerful airguns, so yes.
Lol chicano
0:41 Wait, Cherries Jubilee? Like Jubilee the porn star parody of Dora the Explorer from another episode?
wont say telemerase time,fix is in wacked Bedouin money
They must have used recycled cans lmao.
I get that it's nobody's fault but it's lame that it's edited so heavily,. A lot of good jokes are lost
Yeah copy rights annoying af sometimes, I’d rather have this than annoying intervals with annoying music, or weird irrelevant clips though.
@@Aj_Cartier Hmm, true dat. It's just I love ATHF and I kept seeing some serious bangers get left out in these short versions. Which I guess is to be expected.
🤣
OK IM SORRY I HIT YOU ALRIGHT?!?
And that’s as sorry as I’m ever gonna be YOU WERE OLD
**I COULD TELL!!**
So funny how Carl is apologizing to someone’s grave
Hide. Hide from what? You know uhh black people been running around here. White guy: thats not really a joke Carl...
It’s not a joke. It’s a crime.
Arm yourselves ppl
"That's not really a joke" Yea it's an issue to be taken seriously.
God bless the 2A