Occupation of huge territories by frame and 0.5 this frames per second Changing and destructing of map because of wars, 1 layer and inaccuracy All countries are green Thick borders Random illogical events (for example disintegration of france in start of mapping because why not) Straight or lightly sinusoid borders
Another thing I love is when a country surrenders the other country doesn't Annex their whole land, just what they invaded, which makes literally no sense
0:40 It is true that I am ignorant to think that the autonomous community of Aragon was actually called Castile, sometimes I wonder if I am really Spanish or not, what is my ignorance ... 🤦🤦🤦
in 0:40 , in Spain, Castile and Mercia are incorrect. The first region would be called Aragon. Castille is more near to Portugal. And I think that Mercia was an english kingdom, before england unites in one. That region would be called Valencia.
1:02 I still can't tell if this is because there aren't war slides, or if it's because Belarus and Ukraine willingly gave up all that land since it's a bad mapping video
The only thing you forgot is the Mappers home country doing biased well. Russia: well i better expand my influence to the baltic sea Estonia: do you think you can stop *ME?!* Russia: *doesnt even win one battle Estonia: *Takes over all of Belarus, Ruthenia, and Novgorod Lithuania and Lativia: *Agree to join Estonia for … protection or something idfk. *Estonia is immediately a superpower despite taking a few fairly low dev lands (safe from saint Petersburg) that are not even there ethnicity.
Inaccurate, Russia didn’t want to restart the Soviet Union for no reason.
Comrade, they don’t need a reason
@@tukatl they don’t but they didn’t try to reform
I wish I could go back a month to where this was nothing more than a joke.
Did not age well. We are living in a shitty mapping video.
@@morkus293 No you've just noticed this. Little baby toddlee mappers bring back nazis and soviets and joseph ballin and adolf driper
I think you forgot one
*A country suddenly declaring a war for no reason*
Literally all the wars in the video had no casus belli.
No
Yes. UNLESS its a battle royale. thats different
literally all wars ever
serbia in the ice cream war.
Man that baby peach thing was so random i love it
As a Sicilian I am proud of being part of Kromey
Kromer
As someone from romagna i wish i was in kromey
@@napoleonicprussiaball emilien romagne
as an englishman 😥
As someone from Basilicata Living in Rome i wish I lived in Kromey
It appears that ice cream was invented in Italy. Bravo you really did the work of a bad mapping
It was sold by an Italian in France
@@adhprakash Document yourself and you will discover that it is fake news
Still an italian tho@@adhprakash
"Castille" in Aragon
"Mercia" in Valencia
“Chechnya” in charkessia
i was about to say whats mercia, but its maybe another country state bruh
Inaccurate, Bavaria (Bayern) didn't secede from Germany for absolutely no reason at all.
My therapist: "Gay Empire isnt real he cant hurt you"
Gay Empire:
Soo accurate for WW3, I can't wait to see WW4 war with rocks and sticks. XD
4:18 That's what Hyper bat mapping exactly do in his entire videos.
KILLALLGAY
Occupation of huge territories by frame and 0.5 this frames per second
Changing and destructing of map because of wars, 1 layer and inaccuracy
All countries are green
Thick borders
Random illogical events (for example disintegration of france in start of mapping because why not)
Straight or lightly sinusoid borders
Disintegrstion of france is poggers cause france is shit
I use green countries in my maps and i do it because alliances and wars are very clear
Another thing I love is when a country surrenders the other country doesn't Annex their whole land, just what they invaded, which makes literally no sense
It doesn't have to be
the allies fully invaded germany in ww2 yet they didn't annex them, this isn't hoi4
Germany didn't fully annex France.
accurate description of Europe
Political commentators be like:
4:10 The most cursed thing in this video is the fact the Switzerland IS ACTUALLY JOINING A UNION
Perfect 5 minute guide on how to destroy europ borders.
0:40 It is true that I am ignorant to think that the autonomous community of Aragon was actually called Castile, sometimes I wonder if I am really Spanish or not, what is my ignorance ... 🤦🤦🤦
as i spanish, i like you
it's truth
ikr, if anything Leon had all of Castile + Leon and Castile apparently was banished to Aragon...
Esta mal, eso es Aragón, Castilla estaría a la izquierda, con Castilla y León y Castilla-La Mancha, y Madrid
I'm not Greece anymore. Now my name is ICE CREAM IMPERIUM!
Beer empire? Finally really representing name!
1:32 BRUH I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS AND IT WAS 1:30 AM I ALMOST WOKE UP MY PARENTS XD
its not realistic...
why Turkey didnt join the tasty alliance
because they think turkey is gross
@deedeegorgonzola67 you are very creative ni*ga
When Aragon was named Castile I cringed.
that is part of the bad mapping, lack of geography knowledge
*gay empire exist*
roblox country: *so you have choosen death?*
2:08 look at turkey 💀
The ending is so perfect
It triggers so much how u didnt put germany into the beer empire
Ten zły mapping jest strasznie śmieszny, że aż się zsikam ze śmiechu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what
@@BahamianMotorWorker he is speaking polish
@@BahamianMotorWorker he said this bad mapping is very funny
@@BahamianMotorWorker he said the video was so funny that he was gonna piss himself..
Italy not being part of ice cream, scandinavia not being part of gay and Germany not being part of beer is a crime
in 0:40 , in Spain, Castile and Mercia are incorrect. The first region would be called Aragon. Castille is more near to Portugal. And I think that Mercia was an english kingdom, before england unites in one. That region would be called Valencia.
The mapper was wrong with "Mercia", since Mercia is from England, Spain is Murcia.
Even so, it is unlikely that Murcia, the Basque Country and Valencia will become independent, although this does not matter, greetings from Colombia
@@yosueth El Cruza Alpes
Hence why it’s an example of bad mapping.
everyone we got eu4 player here
Murcia: Smaller than Valencia
Also murcia: Takes over the larger more powerful valencia
"Baby peach visits europe"
Spain: alright war time
1:02 I still can't tell if this is because there aren't war slides, or if it's because Belarus and Ukraine willingly gave up all that land since it's a bad mapping video
Those countries tecnically agreed so there was no war
Those northern countries (Norway, Sweden, Iceland etc.) be just chillin' there lol
5/10 No nuclear holocaust at the end
Inaccurate, Germany didn't restored the third Reich and lost to Russia for the second time
The only thing you forgot is the Mappers home country doing biased well.
Russia: well i better expand my influence to the baltic sea
Estonia: do you think you can stop *ME?!*
Russia: *doesnt even win one battle
Estonia: *Takes over all of Belarus, Ruthenia, and Novgorod
Lithuania and Lativia: *Agree to join Estonia for … protection or something idfk.
*Estonia is immediately a superpower despite taking a few fairly low dev lands (safe from saint Petersburg) that are not even there ethnicity.
1:11 These Borders Gave me Eye Cancer Stage 4
1:57 look at turkey is that f%-%nutstab
I ment nutstan
@@kaidentabor8535 Yeah that's where you get hot men doing something sussy....
@@VIII-SINCHANCHATTERJEE woah
Its armenia
@@vgjl1824 based turkey is bad
Sweden: this is fine
Beer and icecream:we named as food
Turkey: am i joke to you?
Mapping video:Starts
Spain:Everyone become independent, goodbye
Would the region named Castile would be Aragon and Spain would be Castile?
2:07 fvcknutstan got me😭💀
This actually happened in ww3 im a time traveler
i love how roblox is just chilling in the corner
0:43 please tell me that the names of the spanish communities aren joke
Bad mapper? You mean new Europe borders right? Because we are approving this map!
Don't forget germany suddenly trying to remake nutseed germany
The President Of Italy After Watching That Italy Is a Part Of Gay Empire:💀🔪
Every Serbian mapper be like
NOOOO !!! EVERYTHING EXEPT FOR THAT FUCKING UNION !!! 4:19
Yeah, Italy can't be into
Just try it. You'll love I'm sure.
NO
@@Texan_christian1132wait, aren't you a person that denied animal abuse? I don't remember you.
Why no? I'd like this union lol
All the west countries randomly declaring unification killed me 😂
0:42 chechnya literally moved into another place
People need to understand this is just an average worldbox game
4:20 why did I instantly look at Russia lmaoo and as well 420 lmaoo
I’m not even gonna lie it’s still pretty good
Nice way of coming out
I just realized that when just autonomous regions joined they made pasteline join israel 😳
i once somehow managed to make germany a square💀
For Finland this is great. Couldnt say that about most countries tho.
Map inacurate. Switzerland joined the Unification.
Atleast, im still in Kromey.
deadass saw a hoi4 mod once that renamed monarchist argentina to "silver empire" to make it look cool
link please
@@TheToadFan95 road to 56
ah yes, moldova is untouched
"mercia" (idk what's that) instead of valencia and Castile where there's Aragon, not to mention chechnyan empire
Mercia is a duchy of england but I think he wanted to put murcia
Iceland, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Sweden, Norway be like: 🗿👍
I laughed when i realized that siberia was named Roblox lmao
you forgot about some country turning into a past empire for no given reason
where's the "countries union-ing each other for no reason"
As a czech i see the beer empire as a good friend
more accurate would be if czechoslovakia became beer empire
its supposed to be bad
You missed out always making germany become an empire again
mr incredible getting confused music :)
Nice mapping :)
Alternate title: how to ruin a mapping video in 4 minutes
4:20 **books flight**
1:54 Are you insinuating that Roblox is a bad country name?
What kind of HOI 4 mod is this?
Italy isn’t gay, but glad I’m in the Sicily area
It kind of is I guess, also I wonder what living in Kromey would feel like
Turkey is real ice-cream empire btw
I live in ice cream empire 🔥🔥🗣🗣🔥🔥🗣🔥
I got the first 3 mistakes, but the others? I don't remember encountering then
Wdym beer empire is an awful name? It is perfect
as a robloxian citizen i can confirm we are located in russia.
Vajdaság : we want to join sb!
*Joins Romania wtf xd *
Gay Empore: *exist*
The central-southern Italian regions: revolution
Spain is pain now
Iceland all the video: 😶
0:22 The Balkans having horrible borders as usual
I hope my mapping isn't that bad or is it?
0:38 crimea is part of russia which is correct
also circassia is a part of russia why is it initially separate
Virgin Ice Cream Empire
Chad Bing Chilling Empire
you forgot about the USSR reestablishment, as we all know it will happen inevitably, ofc it will
man you should have said "country that does nothing and dies" because that happened
Who knew that thus background song is called scheming weasel
HEY! CZECH HAS GOT BEER MANY MANY MORE 🍺🍻
Thank you for ideas!
My favourite part: 1:35-1:54
The Spanish autonomous regions are so wrong, HOW DARE U CALL ME CASTILLIAN
Oh god I’m apart of the gay empire guys