Reminds me of this gem: Cashier at the cinema: "How would you like your popcorn? Sweet or salty?" Boyfriend, trying to woo his gf: "I want it like her!" Cashier, dryer than the desert: "We do not have ugly popcorn."
My daughter once had an existential crisis over eating, sobbing, I EAT FOOD, I CAN EAT FOOD, while sadly eating yogurt post melt down over….i think that we didn’t have any strawberry banana yogurt left, only JUST strawberry.
13:18 I'd be phenomenal at this game. With a nephew and 7 nieces, I have answered a LOT of questions from 4-year-olds, and still have a lot of questions to come. No breakdown yet :D My oldest niece was the most intense so far. I would drive her places and she'd ask me questions the entire time, including follow up questions if she didn't think my answers were good enough. And she's argue with me about some of the answers. She's a smart cookie. (Her siblings are also smart, just less... *aggressively* smart.)
5:22 this reminds me of when me and my stepbrother recorded fake youtube videos (it was before i was allowed to make them and post them) and i asked my stepsister "what do you want to do" and she said " *PINK, PURPLE* "
As a Professional Health Healer, we use band-aids just like that to stop children crying about their paw-paws. If it is a bit more serious, like a broken bone and a funny-shaped limb, we sometimes need to take an (Xray) photograph of it to stop it hurting, but it almost always works! (oh, and then we do fix the fracture as well, but that bit can wait till later - the crying is far more important)
13:34 as one of the biggest Jurassic Park nuts on the planet, I can appreciate this. When I was younger I had many imaginary friends, one of which was Skya from Dinotrux… at age 10…
I actually have a solution for the slime in the hair problem if anyone somehow needs this knowledge. A hot shower with a LOT of high quality hair conditioner. Slime is easier to get out than bubblegum thankfully.
You can just use cheap cooking oil (or medicinal alcohol, but i wouldnt recommend that) instead of wasting a ton of money. and then rinse it with cheap hair conditioner.
My friend teaches little kids and for veterans day she had them write me letters. One kid literally told me "thank you for being brave but you could be doing better". 💀💀🤣
I remember when I was a kid, my mom said to my dad once "A Concorde just crashed into the ground!" (referring to the Concorde crash in 2000) and then I asked "did a cucumber fall from the sky?" and everyone started laughing at me. Happy days.
I tried to sit on an egg I got out of the fridge and after two days I went to my mom and she then explained to me it doesn’t work that way. I then proceeded to cry for two days
Okay I understand the thing with cars not being able to see you so always look both ways BUT YOU CANT TELL CHILD THAT HES SURROUNDED BY DEAD CHILDREN THAT DIDNT HOLD AN ADULTS HAND
So one time i actually did eat this play dough cookie i made (im sure we all did) yeah i was like 5 on my 10th birthday we stopped by McDonalds before church and i got a cinnamon role.....it tasted exactly like play dough and my mom was like"how do you know what play dough tastes like?" And i said "how do you not?" So all of my siblings and I (7children) each took a bite out of it to see what color play dough it tasted like....because FYI each color tastes different.....
I just remembered a very goofy expierence i had as a kid: Mom: and that was the day you were born. Whats your guess on when i got born? 3 Year old me: You were from the time spiderweb got invented. Mom: (Questioning how i know the Word: Invented) Well then, when did your aunt get born? Me: Some archeolegists dug her up from a swamp. Mom: (Wtf) Um... when did grandma get born? Me: Shes a caveman. When my mom told me this story i almost got a heart attack from laughing😂
While baby-sitting, I told a bilingual child, 7 y/o, in the most serious tone "I don't speak French" in French, with a French accent. We had a 10 minute debate over whether I speak French until I offered her snacks and she forgot the debate.
When I was younger I thought that hampster were fake because I saw one in a tv show. When I went to the dentist and saw a hamster in an office I was astonished
One time when I was a kid I tried getting rid of the hiccups by putting a pencil on my nose and gulping down a glass of water at the same time (but hey it worked😏)
Once i ate a poisonous plant in preschool (they were supposed to just be for decoration) and threw up. when my mon asked why, i said "cus thats what dinosaurs do" 😭
I remember i did something bad when i was like seven, and my mom threatened to put soap in my mouth if i did it again. I then proceeded to go into the bathroom and bit a chunk of the soap because i was “curious about what it tasted like”
Random moment I had with my younger brother the other day. I went to get my hair dyed, he asked what colors, I told him purple and blue. I get back and his first reaction was "I don't see the green." ...I love my idiot brother, but sometimes he's a handful.
One time when I was like four my mom would call me a little shit and one time she said “come here-“ but before she could finish her sentence I said "Mommy, I’m not being a little shit”. What a moment
I am a nanny and thus have both said and heard sentences that no human should expect to ever say like “Hey Colleen did you know you were a backwards lobster? Wanna know more? Yes, oh weird child I most certainly DO want to know what the fuck you are talking about. And I once told a 18 month old, yes you can eat Mickey that’s fine. No I will not elaborate
once in kindergarten i was given an assignment to look up the definition of a word, and on the assignment, i wrote "i did" i got an A on that assignment.
Not me but something my mam said to my sister and I who were under 10. Whenever we were acting up on our way to the shops, she pointed out a house with white windows and said it was a kids home and our dad lived there for years when he was our age because he was naughty. Thing is, we genuinly believed her. Of course with time and when I was in my teens I realized she was lying. Fast forward 20 yrs and we were talking about it and she admitted it was a horrible thing to tell us.
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Kids being very stupid: ❌
Kids being normal:✅
Lol
"Where's the pretty one" that's really gotta hurt
Reminds me of this gem:
Cashier at the cinema: "How would you like your popcorn? Sweet or salty?"
Boyfriend, trying to woo his gf: "I want it like her!"
Cashier, dryer than the desert: "We do not have ugly popcorn."
@@operatorchakkoty4257 We do not sell deformed, malnourished, ugly, poor, discombobulated, half eaten, autistic, disabled popcorn
@@operatorchakkoty4257”one salty, coming right up.”
Instead of mocking them, we can all recognize we had moments like this.
i wouldnt say mocking, its more just having fun with it, they arent really stupid theyre just kids and we were all like it at a point in time😂😂
@@VaazkLShortsyour right should have formulated that better
Si iyah
For what? Some dumb acts deserve to be mocked at any age.
we were all stupid 😔
15:09 To be fair, it's not really unreasonable for him to think bats are made up. He's only ever seen fake bats, and probably only at Halloween.
Real, and the kid might also be confused with the superstition vampire bats.
My daughter once had an existential crisis over eating, sobbing, I EAT FOOD, I CAN EAT FOOD, while sadly eating yogurt post melt down over….i think that we didn’t have any strawberry banana yogurt left, only JUST strawberry.
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6:57
This sounds like the opening to a kid's fantasy story where the parent refuses to believe them.
"I'm still dumb but I'm learning" is very relatable content.
That one with the band-aid: it's even more effective if it has a cartoon character on it.
I was mortally afraid of band-aids because I knew it would hurt to take it off.
0:15 genius
I unironically did this once 😭😭😭
I dont understand why this is stupid? How is that not a legitimate solution?
13:18 I'd be phenomenal at this game. With a nephew and 7 nieces, I have answered a LOT of questions from 4-year-olds, and still have a lot of questions to come. No breakdown yet :D My oldest niece was the most intense so far. I would drive her places and she'd ask me questions the entire time, including follow up questions if she didn't think my answers were good enough. And she's argue with me about some of the answers. She's a smart cookie. (Her siblings are also smart, just less... *aggressively* smart.)
5:22 this reminds me of when me and my stepbrother recorded fake youtube videos (it was before i was allowed to make them and post them) and i asked my stepsister "what do you want to do" and she said " *PINK, PURPLE* "
As a Professional Health Healer, we use band-aids just like that to stop children crying about their paw-paws. If it is a bit more serious, like a broken bone and a funny-shaped limb, we sometimes need to take an (Xray) photograph of it to stop it hurting, but it almost always works! (oh, and then we do fix the fracture as well, but that bit can wait till later - the crying is far more important)
14:08 CHAOS! CHAOS! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!
I CAN DO ANYTHING!
13:33 I love how the little one gave the dad a side eye😂
" I was a dumb kid, i was a very dumb kid. Still im dumb now, but im learning!! " is the most relatable quote ive heard all year
14:04 jevil as a toddler:
YESSSSSS I HAVE FOUND ANOTHER DELTARUNE FAN
YEAH
@@simonpert8187YOU TOO?
As an aunt, I can confirm my nephew and neice try to eat EVERYTHING
The kid in the thumbnail is literally doing something I’ve been dreaming of doing for ever
ME TOO! I was always like, if the school flooded we’d all swim in it, a giant pool YAY! That’s me and my classmates
Children are just different species until they turn ten then they actually become human
True scp foundation question? How many children do you have captive
@@DJTHE0NE-p5t 86.7
@@SCPhomie .7 ??!?!?!??!?!?
@@ksquad1799 we don’t talk about what happened to Jeremy
@@SCPhomie wat😯
9:53 “No. I’m not Dr. Acula.”
NAHHHHH THAT IS DROP DEAD BRUTAL 17:17 LOOK AT THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER (gojo died by being chopped in half)
13:34 as one of the biggest Jurassic Park nuts on the planet, I can appreciate this. When I was younger I had many imaginary friends, one of which was Skya from Dinotrux… at age 10…
14:05 jevil be like
17:18
Putting Gojo here was diabolical
At 12:28 the kid was speaking duch and was asking 'hoe komt daar staard hier een man naar mij' which means 'how comes there is that man staring at me'
No, it’s Afrikaans. Still translates to the same meaning tho.
You changed the entire sentence into a different language 😭
I know Dutch is Afrikaans mother but bruh
And this is why I love kids. As well as why I won't have any of my own.
I actually have a solution for the slime in the hair problem if anyone somehow needs this knowledge. A hot shower with a LOT of high quality hair conditioner. Slime is easier to get out than bubblegum thankfully.
You can just use cheap cooking oil (or medicinal alcohol, but i wouldnt recommend that) instead of wasting a ton of money. and then rinse it with cheap hair conditioner.
@@TheSuperappelflap oooohh, never thought of cooking oil. I'm a little afraid to ask how you know this.
@@Olivia-mh8wq chewing gum stuck in kids hair :)
@@TheSuperappelflap It was the slime stuck in hair for me lol
8:48 DUDE WHY IS HIS SET UP SO MUCH BETTER THAN MINE
0:32 “mmmm drywall” moment
Eat drywall simulator on Roblox
as a kid, i can confirm i act stupid sometimes
4:20 gawd dayum
17:19 that BANANA got the go/jo treatment
My friend teaches little kids and for veterans day she had them write me letters. One kid literally told me "thank you for being brave but you could be doing better". 💀💀🤣
I remember when I was a kid, my mom said to my dad once "A Concorde just crashed into the ground!" (referring to the Concorde crash in 2000) and then I asked "did a cucumber fall from the sky?" and everyone started laughing at me. Happy days.
0:54 that looks like my car.Same model ,color, brand,
I tried to sit on an egg I got out of the fridge and after two days I went to my mom and she then explained to me it doesn’t work that way. I then proceeded to cry for two days
Watching whilst I draw snake people
Show us please
Sneeple
But is it the top or bottom half?
...oh.
3:41 same, same.
“Have a good war”
Children.
Why, children?
17:21 YOURE INSANE FOR PUTTING GOJO THERE💀
>doesnt want to have bones anymore
The octopus truly is the superior body plan, after all.
2:13 MASTER DILUC!!!!
14:05 Wonder if she’s gonna grow up to be an eternally imprisoned demon jester who can do anything
“After while black and mild” holy shit
4:08 I had a phase like that and am still half in it lol tip: don’t call them any terms of endearment just talk normally and call by name
That’s Dutch (kinda) it said why is a guy staring at me (but it’s actually hoe komt staar hier die man naar mij) 12:21
The floor is still lava to this day.
Rowan Approved.
Okay I understand the thing with cars not being able to see you so always look both ways BUT YOU CANT TELL CHILD THAT HES SURROUNDED BY DEAD CHILDREN THAT DIDNT HOLD AN ADULTS HAND
15:23 sayaka in the walpurgisnachts rising trailer
0:20 Quite fitting comment for the character in their profile picture.
5:28 No, he is being a geinus, see pink has 4 letters, and four is the number of fish.
Bro thinks different 💀
I love how this man got his old happy voice back and he makes the video more personal (as in 18:50).
8:17 IM CRYINGG
There is a picture somewhere of me eating sand when I was a toddler
I once found scissors when I was a kid.
Nothing cutable was safe that day.
4:50
WHAT TF ELSE WAS HE SEARCHING?!
Pern
i am going to eat the wall.
Team still a kid
👇🏾
😍
When I was kid I thaught crucifiing meant baptising and asked my mom if she was ever crucified and how it felt
So one time i actually did eat this play dough cookie i made (im sure we all did) yeah i was like 5 on my 10th birthday we stopped by McDonalds before church and i got a cinnamon role.....it tasted exactly like play dough and my mom was like"how do you know what play dough tastes like?" And i said "how do you not?" So all of my siblings and I (7children) each took a bite out of it to see what color play dough it tasted like....because FYI each color tastes different.....
11:30 ‘one time, my doctor had *to* leave the patients room to go pee in a cup’
I was confused for a good five seconds.
I once fell asleep with my dog in her dog bed. RIP my sweet Bailey
the one with carlie v is savage
12:24 Translation from afrikaans. The kid is saying : ' Why is this man staring at me '
I just remembered a very goofy expierence i had as a kid:
Mom: and that was the day you were born. Whats your guess on when i got born?
3 Year old me: You were from the time spiderweb got invented.
Mom: (Questioning how i know the Word: Invented) Well then, when did your aunt get born?
Me: Some archeolegists dug her up from a swamp.
Mom: (Wtf) Um... when did grandma get born?
Me: Shes a caveman.
When my mom told me this story i almost got a heart attack from laughing😂
While baby-sitting, I told a bilingual child, 7 y/o, in the most serious tone "I don't speak French" in French, with a French accent. We had a 10 minute debate over whether I speak French until I offered her snacks and she forgot the debate.
Mais tu ne parle pas francais
@@I_Love_Feet Oui, je ne parle pas Francais
When I was younger I thought that hampster were fake because I saw one in a tv show. When I went to the dentist and saw a hamster in an office I was astonished
The first kid was being kind.
Not the flood water 💀
11:24 😂😂😂
It got me laughing like a dolphin
the title is a frequent question i get asked.
edit: nevermind, i thought the title said “why are you so stupid?”
One time when I was a kid I tried getting rid of the hiccups by putting a pencil on my nose and gulping down a glass of water at the same time (but hey it worked😏)
If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.
@@MySerpentine I guess you're right:)
14:06 is your daughter jevill from deltarune?
0:30 Still confused, where’s the kid?
huh?,what kid? i dont see any kid here
Sometimes, remembering myself makes me scared to have kids
ESPECIALLY if their autism ends up as bad as mine
My kid is learning to shower.
"How much shower should i use?"
4:25
Once i ate a poisonous plant in preschool (they were supposed to just be for decoration) and threw up. when my mon asked why, i said "cus thats what dinosaurs do" 😭
I would never find that kid hidding in the carpet
1:05 I actually saw this comment before this video
That one kid who hides behind the curtain and u can see his legs in hide and seek 🤬
not me thinking the sun wasn't a star
2:12 the people saying no are basically right
Nah the Gojo At 17:20 is crazy
4:08 “I DONT WANNA BE PRETTYY!!!!”
16:04 one time in 7th grade, I watched a kid suck all of the ink out of a blue highlighter
is he ok? 🧍♀️
or she
@@luviisia I don’t know, but he definitely didn’t get into any advanced classes
@@luviisia most of the stupid kids at my school are guys
2:29 PHILIPPINES!
my 6 year old cousin said she wants to become a dentist so she can take babies out
Very relatable when I was 1 I ate my own poop thinking it was chocolate… maybe that’s why I don’t like it these days
This is the kind of video that reminds me of that one time I drank water 👍👍
I remember i did something bad when i was like seven, and my mom threatened to put soap in my mouth if i did it again. I then proceeded to go into the bathroom and bit a chunk of the soap because i was “curious about what it tasted like”
Random moment I had with my younger brother the other day. I went to get my hair dyed, he asked what colors, I told him purple and blue. I get back and his first reaction was "I don't see the green." ...I love my idiot brother, but sometimes he's a handful.
14:05 Did they name her 'Pandora' bychance?
One time when I was like four my mom would call me a little shit and one time she said “come here-“ but before she could finish her sentence I said "Mommy, I’m not being a little shit”. What a moment
2:35 All that and much more is literally my lil sister, she's like 3, and mom gets really fking mad every day and gets a headache🥴💀
I am a nanny and thus have both said and heard sentences that no human should expect to ever say like “Hey Colleen did you know you were a backwards lobster? Wanna know more? Yes, oh weird child I most certainly DO want to know what the fuck you are talking about. And I once told a 18 month old, yes you can eat Mickey that’s fine. No I will not elaborate
once in kindergarten i was given an assignment to look up the definition of a word, and on the assignment, i wrote "i did"
i got an A on that assignment.
I keep needing moments to breathe!
I thought the only edible part of the chicken leg was the skin.
Not me but something my mam said to my sister and I who were under 10. Whenever we were acting up on our way to the shops, she pointed out a house with white windows and said it was a kids home and our dad lived there for years when he was our age because he was naughty. Thing is, we genuinly believed her. Of course with time and when I was in my teens I realized she was lying. Fast forward 20 yrs and we were talking about it and she admitted it was a horrible thing to tell us.