Dale Gribble - dont lie to us friend

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
  • Dale Gribble dont lie to me friend kingofthehill koth jumpin crack bass episode
    funny yet so true

Комментарии • 131

  • @swissirish1
    @swissirish1 7 лет назад +220

    dontbebogaardinthatdangolebait

  • @thundr_monkey
    @thundr_monkey 3 года назад +339

    Looking back at this episode you realize that Boomhauer, a Texas Ranger, was ok with fishing with crack

    • @kirihara147
      @kirihara147 3 года назад +93

      Looking back at this episode you realise that Boomhauer had no fucking idea what it was until Hank was accused of it?

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 3 года назад +57

      Boomhauer being a Ranger explains why 5 cop cars showed up to arrest one dealer.

    • @biggusdickus1689
      @biggusdickus1689 2 года назад +47

      @@kirihara147 My personal theory is that he was playing dumb because he knew Hank wasn't gonna misuse it and he wanted the good bait

    • @HunterShows
      @HunterShows 2 года назад +36

      Looking back at this episode you realize that Boomhauer wasn't written that way.

    • @Hakman78
      @Hakman78 2 года назад

      He was deep undercover. Tasked with monitoring a gun-loving conspiracy theorist, a troubled U.S. solider (who once stole a tank), and a propane salesman who had access to copious amounts of explosive material.
      He was protecting the great state of Texas.

  • @dannygjk
    @dannygjk 6 лет назад +207

    LOL Bogartin' that dang ol' bait.

    • @Needsmoreflash
      @Needsmoreflash 5 лет назад +9

      Wait a minute...Dale gets in the car. They don't drive anywhere. Then Hank the driver turns the engine off and gets out? Ummm...

    • @Anti-heroine91
      @Anti-heroine91 3 года назад +2

      Was reading this just as he said it xD

  • @ianfinrir8724
    @ianfinrir8724 5 лет назад +324

    I love how they stay in the car after Hank leaves.

    • @sam11182
      @sam11182 3 года назад +2

      I would because I just burnt out on crack bait. They probably didn't take it themselves but they absolutely ate the fish that had consumed enough of it to have it in their bloodstreams

    • @ABCRapster
      @ABCRapster 3 года назад +7

      _ ASleepyDragon _ i haven’t seen the episode in a long time. Did they eat the fish or did they just fish for sport? Like they caught fish and let them free again?

    • @Nichtzukennen
      @Nichtzukennen 3 года назад +10

      @@ABCRapster It was for sport

    • @mrfivegold
      @mrfivegold 3 года назад +5

      @@sam11182 catch and release, they didn't eat them.

    • @sam11182
      @sam11182 3 года назад

      @@mrfivegold Obama and Hunter Biden tried crack. They never came back. Once the fish tried it, they were as good as dead! Better consume them. It is only natural

  • @parker-boy98
    @parker-boy98 4 года назад +99

    0:25 You're thinking of assuming, Dale

    • @GrandSupremeDaddyo
      @GrandSupremeDaddyo 3 года назад +8

      @Austin Garner No the saying comes from the word: *Ass u me*

    • @HiThere-ig5iz
      @HiThere-ig5iz 3 года назад +10

      That's the joke

    • @Snarkythecat
      @Snarkythecat 3 года назад +21

      “You know what they Ford stands for, don’t ya? It stands for “Fix it again, Tony.”

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 2 года назад +3

      @@Snarkythecat "You're thinking of a Fiat, Dale".

  • @lazmartel7305
    @lazmartel7305 7 лет назад +565

    I wish Dale had kept his original voice throughout the whole series

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 5 лет назад +128

      laz martel Same actor, different inflection

    • @Needsmoreflash
      @Needsmoreflash 5 лет назад +114

      I'm sure he knows it the same actor. He meant voice tone

    • @ZootWorld1
      @ZootWorld1 5 лет назад +133

      His voice seems to go up a few octaves and his accent gets much less thick with each season of the show. I kinda prefer Johnny Hardwick's newer interpretation of Dale's voice, it allows him to express much more emotion.

    • @MRWINDYMETHANE
      @MRWINDYMETHANE 4 года назад +9

      Almost kinda reminds me of how they replaced the actor who portrayed Darrin from Bewitched with another actor.

    • @thefunnyman490
      @thefunnyman490 3 года назад

      Like sharif from mr pickles lmao

  • @sam11182
    @sam11182 3 года назад +518

    Was this the episode where he had accidentally purchased Crack Cocain instead of bait?

    • @thefunnyman490
      @thefunnyman490 3 года назад +63

      Yes

    • @sam11182
      @sam11182 3 года назад +23

      @@thefunnyman490 that was a hilarious episode

    • @thefunnyman490
      @thefunnyman490 3 года назад +16

      Lmao the frozen bass 😂

    • @brettlewis2900
      @brettlewis2900 3 года назад +11

      Cheater bait!

    • @sam11182
      @sam11182 3 года назад +2

      @@brettlewis2900 Bill wanted some desperately

  • @Jesus_Zendejas
    @Jesus_Zendejas 4 года назад +86

    I love how all of the King of the Hill funny clips are like 30 seconds or shorter

  • @danteliveson
    @danteliveson 12 лет назад +170

    Masterbait

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 4 года назад +5

      Dammit!

    • @McShaggswell
      @McShaggswell 3 года назад +6

      A fishishin' rooooor

    • @sam11182
      @sam11182 3 года назад +3

      They get a HUUUGE bite and fight it for a long while! When they reel it in its Hunter Biden

    • @d-manthecaptain1382
      @d-manthecaptain1382 3 года назад

      Cookies are done!

  • @thehernandezmediacorporation
    @thehernandezmediacorporation 2 года назад +15

    That doesn't look like the kind of car Hank would drive

    • @chimpzombie
      @chimpzombie Год назад +9

      At the beginning of the episode his truck was broken into and he caught the thief. The police had to hold his truck as evidence. He had to rent a car in the meantime.

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 5 лет назад +51

    Even if you don't smoke it and instead use it for fishing you can still get addicted

    • @dominickjustave3558
      @dominickjustave3558 3 года назад +2

      No

    • @dmd8552
      @dmd8552 3 года назад +3

      Just being within 50ft of a drug can get you addicted.

    • @briankleinschmidt3664
      @briankleinschmidt3664 2 года назад +1

      Cocaine isn't nearly as addictive as other drugs, and if it were legal, people wouldn't have to do crime to get it. Ever see a worker on crack? Holy shmoly he's like a demon out there.

    • @HereForTheComments
      @HereForTheComments Год назад +2

      Addicted to the high of fishing and actually catching fish.

    • @ggoblet2960
      @ggoblet2960 Год назад +2

      If the fish eats some you'd probably get some into you by eating the fish

  • @Me-qp8vz
    @Me-qp8vz Год назад +1

    So Boomwhatever is KoTH's hordor? dang ol'

  • @ilikecurry2345
    @ilikecurry2345 Год назад +1

    This joke is brought to you by Bass Pro Shops.

  • @Jared_Wignall
    @Jared_Wignall Год назад

    “I’ll take a stick of that gum.”

  • @ryanclemons1
    @ryanclemons1 3 года назад +11

    I mean he been lieing to dale for years :)

  • @AiOinc1
    @AiOinc1 Год назад +1

    Funny to me that they're piled in a metro

  • @YowLife
    @YowLife 2 года назад +1

    These men are bait addicts.

  • @DubberRucks
    @DubberRucks 3 года назад +18

    So we've been saying it wrong all this time…
    According to Dale it's "When you lie you make an a$$ out of you and me!" and not "when you *assume* …" 🤣

  • @cheshire147
    @cheshire147 Год назад +1

    Burn is burn

  • @JRmarksmen
    @JRmarksmen 3 года назад +6

    Thing is, isnt this eposide proof that boomhauer isnt a texas ranger though?
    He would have saw the bait, realized what Hank was doing, and somehow would have gotten ha k back out of this, or slyly hinting its crack?

    • @miraveta
      @miraveta 2 года назад +3

      He was trying to catch the dealer he knew hank was innocent he was waiting to get the name of the "bait" dealer to go after him.

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 2 года назад +3

      @@miraveta Exactly. All of the marshals and feds go after dealers, not users. They will typically use the users so they can figure out where the dealer is and then let them off scot free in exchange for their cooperation.

    • @HunterShows
      @HunterShows 2 года назад +7

      The proof is that it's a twist in the final episode they just thought of, the whole series isn't holding back basic information about a main character. Because it didn't exist.

  • @merkcityboy834
    @merkcityboy834 2 года назад +1

    Dang that car has no dash..

  • @BENZENSAMA
    @BENZENSAMA 2 года назад +1

    dont bogard the bait lol

  • @grimmjow714
    @grimmjow714 2 года назад +2

    Damn addicts lol

  • @strueskills
    @strueskills 2 года назад +9

    dales voice is not much different and the series was better his voice was more defined ..... it lasted longer if they been more into there own show a little more we loved it watched since day 1....

  • @lizardguyNA
    @lizardguyNA Год назад

    Dale, that's assuming.

  • @briankleinschmidt3664
    @briankleinschmidt3664 Год назад +1

    Does crack really work? Who can tell me? Did someone throw their kids crack in the koi pond?

  • @emiljawad6358
    @emiljawad6358 2 года назад +1

    Since when

  • @anonymoushuman8344
    @anonymoushuman8344 3 года назад +1

    Now how many likes does this have, exactly?

  • @concerncitizen-mo4si
    @concerncitizen-mo4si Год назад +1

    So when is the new king of the hill episodes coming?

  • @dylanmounsey7515
    @dylanmounsey7515 2 года назад +2

    Why is dale sitting on bills lap where is the passenger seat

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 2 года назад

      It makes you wonder if it was a genuine animation error, or if they did it intentionally so you'd be able to better see the characters in the back seats.

    • @dylanmounsey7515
      @dylanmounsey7515 2 года назад

      @@gurvmlk lnao I just came back and watched and you can see it at first

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 2 года назад +1

      @@dylanmounsey7515 Yeah, but in the shot when Bill's talking, the chair is missing, whereas when he's not talking it's blocking half his face. So whether it was a mistake or on purpose, I would assume it's the result of animating Bill's lines.

  • @TheAllcreatorLiveArchives
    @TheAllcreatorLiveArchives 2 года назад +5

    I like Dale's interpretation of that saying way better becuase it's far more accurate. If people can't assume something how tf are we as a species capable of fabricating anything? Logic, truth, structure all things are created when someone simply assumes something. Who cares if it's wrong, there needs to be a start before there can be a finish, assuming something simply gets the ball moving. Without assumptions, man would be to afraid to even talk to a woman let alone marry her. You need to assume she likes you as much as you like her. See what I mean? The person who created that saying is a complete and utter jackass and those who utter it are even worse.

  • @brianellinger6622
    @brianellinger6622 2 года назад

    Go away thief

  • @Hank_Hill.
    @Hank_Hill. 3 года назад +7

    I'm Hank Hill and I sell propane and propane accessories

  • @Llamaifunny
    @Llamaifunny 3 года назад +2

    Wheres the center console? Never seen a car that isnt a truck not have one unless its like a 50s car

    • @PainfulHail134
      @PainfulHail134 3 года назад

      Though 80s cars have it too

    • @HunterShows
      @HunterShows 2 года назад

      You can see some of it show up at 0:29. I guess Hank's leg blocked it.

  • @SKYNET9er
    @SKYNET9er 3 года назад +7

    Not every thing needs to be turned into a video for utoob. Just sayin

    • @dominickjustave3558
      @dominickjustave3558 3 года назад +16

      Boomer

    • @hjr5488
      @hjr5488 3 года назад +10

      What are smoking on sir, that's the whole point of RUclips is to post whatever you want for entertainment..

    • @LarryLopez91
      @LarryLopez91 3 года назад +16

      You didn't need to leave this comment. Just sayin.

    • @chrismanuel9768
      @chrismanuel9768 3 года назад +15

      Not every thought that enters your head needs to be typed. Just sayin

    • @blacktimhoward4322
      @blacktimhoward4322 Год назад +1

      Who else assumed this comment was 16 years old?