if you've stumbled upon this video without knowing whats going on, this video is clips of the abridged version of the anime Free!, its made my Octopimp and the link of the full abridged series is in the description of the video ^^
To anyone who watched 50% Off from the start, if you want to have an existential crisis like me here's your reminder that the series started almost 10 years ago 💀💀
This was such a heavy rotation in my household as a teenager that my mom adopted "take that sass and put it in your pocket" and still uses it on my siblings to this day
I’ve adopted it too! If someone in my family is being a lil demon on purpose and waiting for me to react, adopting the Makoto smile and saying that line is so fun!
Not gonna lie, that's a good chunk of my conversations with my friends. That and planning hypothetical murder and body disposal for stress relief when an abusive relative or ex tries to talk to us.
oh my god. this is why my head plays the ducktales theme when im driving. i completely forgot where it came from. this mystery has been solved, thank god
My brain is harus brain. Nothing to be jealous of. Just some asshat in the back yelling about "HEY GO STICK YOUR HAND ON THE HOT STOVE. WOULDNT THAT BE FUN? YOUD FINALLY KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE!" as we all shout back "shut the fuck up steve"
@@PichuElric The haru that shot the haru who could read took control, that’s how it all started. Then ofc we have the council and stuff and the imposter haru
My favorites me and my friend quote daily: 1. "She's a witch! Push her in the pool!" 2. "They hate each other, but they also f*** each other." 3. "Why are you naked?" "I'm naked?" 4. "What does it say? I don't know Haru, ONE of you shoot the Haru that could READ." 5. "The looser must commit, swimpuku." 6. "Sl*ts? Prison? Nagisa?!"
One of the bits that always gets me is one of Haru’s monologues where one Haru is baked asf and calls the other Haru “nark”, “Nark Wahlberg”, “Nark Ruffalo”, etc etc.
"He kept going on about some ocean gnome" "Goblin" "What?" "Ocean goblin. Makotos dad told me about it. If you dont brush your teeth, he steals your bones"
I just love how "gay thoughts", "I ship THEM" and "Where he goin with my man?" have taken off as their own memes outside of the fandom, constantly appearing in countless edits in all kinds of fandoms when I watched 50% off for the first time I just went "ooohh so THAT'S where that's from" every couple of seconds lmao truly iconic
its so crazy how rei is a parody of patrick bateman, the american psycho, and then a gay delinquent strong arms him into dating and now he's just a normal guy. love cures all
"Hey, Rei, take your sass, put it in your pocket." "what?" "your sass, just put it in your pocket." 50% off is such a classic, I am glad this was recommended to me 🤣
“EYES ON THE ROAD!” “Truck.” “AAAAA-“ has lived in my head for so many years. One of my faves in this comp is “hello fellow students. join swimming bird team.” bc that’s basically how it goes in the actual show.
Favourite quote will always be "We try to keep this area of the pool dry.. so whatever you're doing is gonna have to stop." Honourable mention being, "I STABBED a girl in the YARD."
omg yes! I literally almost put both of those in! But I realised while making this video that if I put all the good ones in, i would have just reuploaded the whole ass series XD
50% off lives rent free in my head. Every so often, I hear "Why he touchin my man? *Where he goin with my man?* -switch knife activation- " playing in my head for no reason at all.
"I hate it when you leave, but I love watching you go" I quote this on a daily basis... Also " Just because you can't read the words, doesn't mean you can't enjoy the book in another way.....oh"
Once one of my students said he couldn't read (I know he can he was just being silly with me) and I responded "who shot the Haru that knew how to read?" it was the first thing that came to mind if I had any shame I would have been embarrassed. The student was just confused.
This one forgot to add my all time favourite Haru inner monologue: "you should kill them all, Haru" "Okay!" The delivery of the "Okay", the casual agreement, the immediate response just gets me every time :') Whenever I need to say okay to something I channel this energy lol
no the rei making nagisa lose the rap battle bc he ordered a shirley temple line is already gold, but tHEN nagisa saying he wants to share the things that are important to him w rei??? perfect
I’ve never watched Ducktales in my life, but I internally quote 3:17 at least a dozen times every time I swim laps. That and “I’m going to be late for anime school!!” have irreversibly changed my brain chemistry edit: I somehow forgot the cover of the credits song 😭 oh to be 14 watching anime crack again edit #2: since this has gotten some attention, I would like to clarify that because I never actually watched Ducktales I literally _only_ quote what Haru sings in 50% off. I don't know the rest of the lyrics or what the melody is and I don't ever plan to learn; "Life is like a hurricane here in Duckberg" is my 3.5 second swimming anthem and I refuse to change
i never realized how deeply this series affected me until this video. these quotes are embedded in my soul. a side effect of watching free and 50% off as a 13 year old, i guess
My best friends literally made a cake based on this a few years back. It was all cute and colorful with a Nagisa figure on it, and they wrote out "This reminds me of prison!" to the confusion of my family. Still love and quote this series to this day
I regularly quote “take your sass and put it in your pocket.” I can also still to this day quote along to the entirety of episode 8 and do not know why it is permanently engraved into my brain.
My personal favorites are: -"Haru? We're gonna throw the tabs in the pool now." "Yes. I am Haru." "Oooo that's probably not good." -"We went to JAIL!" "Nah man we went to holding. There's a BIIIGGG difference." -"Oh my god we don't have TIME for this! HARU THERES A POOL!" "....pooooooll?" *Hardcut* "Damn they got me again." -"I STABBED a girl in the YARD!" "Cold-blooded!" (I absolutely use that last bit in daily conversation, complete with inflection.) -"I know what it says. I can *read*." *Beat* "I can't read." -the entirety of the "USURPER!" Bit. Absolute comedy gold -"This reminds me of prison. THIS reminds me of prison. This DEFINITELY reminds me of prison." -"SHINJI WAS A BITCH-ASS POSER!" (An insult i use regularly btw) -"Yo, homeboy looks like Shark Week i ain't messin' with that." ....you know what actually I'm pretty sure i can quote this entire series near-verbatim. With the bonus cuts. Don't know what that says about me but it's probably nothing good 🤷
NOOOOOO I have been telling friends to “take their sass and put it in their pocket” for SO LONG and had completely forgotten where the bit came from until I stumbled on this video. I was absolutely shaken to my core to realize this part of me I had entirely forgotten and just encoporated into my personality. Bizarre experience
Not gonna lie, I could listen to Haru's mind for hours. Like the Catan, Mario Kart, and Legends of the Hidden Temple parts along with the freaking John Cena bit XD
this will always be so iconic 😭😭 “one of you shot the haru that can READ” “i hate it when you leave but i looove watching you go” “you can’t catch me gay thoughts - yes we can~” these have been living in my head rent free for years
OH THIS IS WHERE I GOT “this reminds me of prison” AND “oh no…he’s hot when he’s sad” FROM! i’ve been quoting those for YEARS and fully forgot where they came from.
I started watching these as they were originally coming out and I was still in high school. Upon my annual rewatch of the series I realise that I quote the majority of the show (and the blooper reels) so much that I don’t even remember it’s where all the quotes all came from 😂
Same, quite a few lines live in my head. "I smell boys being gay!" "Swim team nothing, I'm gonna make that boy my bride!" The bit about joint practice being low-hanging fruit to Nagisa only to then hear it's at 4:20...
if you've stumbled upon this video without knowing whats going on, this video is clips of the abridged version of the anime Free!, its made my Octopimp and the link of the full abridged series is in the description of the video ^^
HAHAHA tysm I was so lost but I was laughing like crazy 🤣
*And SparkyTheAndroid
it was the work of a duo not just Octopimp!
Omg thank u 😂💗
Thanks to this video I watched the entire abridged series and I have never been happier
I thought this was the actual anime HWLPP
Literally anything Thugisa says is quotable gold
Um, that's Zamboni Thief Nagisa, thankyou.
@@AutumnWoodham aka the iwatobi ice pick
@@AutumnWoodham He has many titles.
Aka Big Pappa NG
@@m0.x136 aka rockhopper hazuki
To anyone who watched 50% Off from the start, if you want to have an existential crisis like me here's your reminder that the series started almost 10 years ago 💀💀
Ain't no way
how dare you
i literally remember sitting with my friends in the art room at recess time in high school and watching this when i was sixteen like--
What…. how💀
Why would you say that 😔 hhhh
"Yes we can" is still my favourite joke. But all the Haru monologues is my favourite series of jokes. "ONE OF YOU shot the Haru that can read."
I love the Haru internal talks.
"I'm a doctor!"
"You're a dentist?!"
"I'm the best damn shot we have!"
"I'm assuming direct control!"
"Oh my god he has a gun!"
"this place just keeps getting dumber"
"HEY GUYS CHECK IT OUT I GOT A FOUR WHEELER"
The Haru monologues were my favorites. I also liked the Settlers of Catan bit.
I remember I used to quote the Haru monologues on a daily basis lol
"You can't catch me gay thoughts! Yes we caaaann~~" ICONIC
I quote this literally every time I run
My pan awakening in a nutshell
@@lunaequinox7333 same
9:54 so I can find it whenever
personally i've never forgotten "i don't need a piece of paper to tell me how to swim. or how to fck dean winchester"
oml dude that bit is so good! cant believe i forgot it
@@stargazzerr hard when literally everything in the show is ALSO funny and quotable
I cONSTANTLY do the "singing the DuckTales theme while in the midst of something intense." It's my favorite bit.
I am too young to seen the OG duck tales and so I learned the theme song from this bit.
@@ysodora8030 same here! I literally looked up the song as soon as I saw that in the series
Same lol
it stays iconic
I absolutely do this as well and pretend its just because I watched DuckTales (which i've never seen)
the delivery of “I like mackerel :)” “me too haru” “I DON’T like mackerel” “shut up haru😡” will always be so funny to me
I say "this reminds me of prison" a lot for someone who refuses to cross the street when the light isn't green
Omg sameeeeeee
LMAOAO
My version is "This reminds me of the psych ward" or "this reminds me of the homeless shelter"
Haru's inner monologues are like my intrusive thoughts.
“Shut up Haru” and “one of you shot the Haru that could read’ are my most quoted
“I know what it says, I can read” “I can’t read”
@@mayvalley It KILLS me that they cut off the “I can’t read” line. Punishable to the fullest extent of the law.
wh
She's a witch! Push her in a pool!
The fact it's been years since I've seen this abridge yet can quote it all from memory
Literally though haha
How is it engrained so deeply in my brain 😂
This was such a heavy rotation in my household as a teenager that my mom adopted "take that sass and put it in your pocket" and still uses it on my siblings to this day
I’ve adopted it too! If someone in my family is being a lil demon on purpose and waiting for me to react, adopting the Makoto smile and saying that line is so fun!
Oh my god my mom too! She doesn’t even have any idea what it’s from though she just got it from me! 😂
Looooool this is me and my husband constantly!!! It's our default "I just got burned so hard but don't want to admit defeat" phrase.
"I didnt think of killing you" "awww thank you" gets me everytime 😭
Not gonna lie, that's a good chunk of my conversations with my friends. That and planning hypothetical murder and body disposal for stress relief when an abusive relative or ex tries to talk to us.
So this is where the "where he going with my man?? Why he touching my man???" comes from😭😭
BRO it is!! It's crazy how many memes came from it
I unironically quote “Good thing I wore my heelies” almost everyday
I don’t even own heelies
hahahahaha
oh my god. this is why my head plays the ducktales theme when im driving. i completely forgot where it came from. this mystery has been solved, thank god
thank god
"Look at his stupid glasses and his dumb outfit, I HAVE TO HAVE HIM!!" and "Biiitch you gonna be mine." Are sum my boyfriend WISHES I'd forget 😂
So we all collectively remembered at the beginning of this year that 50% Off was a Thing That Happened ... and its STILL ICONIC 😂😂
2023 - the revival of this absolute gem
it actually happens every year on different scales. its actually funny how this gem still lives strong even after almost 10 years.
oh I never forgot
Octopimp's releasing new mini episodes so it's not just a fandom revival
@@alextomato8597 he's WHAT
to this day "HE SHOT HARU" echoes in my mind, also Im sobbing this is almost 10 years old
even though it's been years, this abridged series has aged like a FINE wine. truly iconic
Thugisa calling Rin every shark movie title in existence EXCEPT his actual name was my favourite bit
"Oh no.. he's hot when he's sad" is literally me to every fictional man ever
Anyone else jealous of Haru's mind? He is living life in that brain of his.
There was a dictatorship 😭😭😭
@@effortlesslytalented There was a WHAT
My brain is harus brain. Nothing to be jealous of. Just some asshat in the back yelling about "HEY GO STICK YOUR HAND ON THE HOT STOVE. WOULDNT THAT BE FUN? YOUD FINALLY KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE!" as we all shout back "shut the fuck up steve"
@@PichuElric The haru that shot the haru who could read took control, that’s how it all started.
Then ofc we have the council and stuff and the imposter haru
@@former_discrepancies9398 The last bit had me choking 💀💀
“ONE OF YOU shot the Haru that can read” was a fundamental part of my humor developing
My favorites me and my friend quote daily:
1. "She's a witch! Push her in the pool!"
2. "They hate each other, but they also f*** each other."
3. "Why are you naked?" "I'm naked?"
4. "What does it say? I don't know Haru, ONE of you shoot the Haru that could READ."
5. "The looser must commit, swimpuku."
6. "Sl*ts? Prison? Nagisa?!"
sorry, swimpuku is not an acceptable word
“If you’re here and I’m here, then WHO’S FLYING THIS PLANE”
“I got some news for you buster brown. You’re already on the Christmas card”
They’re my astracches (or however u spell it)
@@renolliasmr ostriches? oh yeah I quote that sometimes too 😂
How about you put your sass in your pocket?
One of the bits that always gets me is one of Haru’s monologues where one Haru is baked asf and calls the other Haru “nark”, “Nark Wahlberg”, “Nark Ruffalo”, etc etc.
I do this one all tlhe time
NARKY SCORCESE
"He kept going on about some ocean gnome" "Goblin" "What?" "Ocean goblin. Makotos dad told me about it. If you dont brush your teeth, he steals your bones"
I LIKE MY BONES, KOU
Brush your teeth kid
Fucking loosing it over the fact Rei is a patrick bateman bit and I didn’t pick up on this when i was younger
same here hahaha it’s so good
Omg it is??????
Oh heck you're right
Omg you’re right 💀
I’m dumb, is Patrick Bateman the main character from American Psycho?
I just love how "gay thoughts", "I ship THEM" and "Where he goin with my man?" have taken off as their own memes outside of the fandom, constantly appearing in countless edits in all kinds of fandoms
when I watched 50% off for the first time I just went "ooohh so THAT'S where that's from" every couple of seconds lmao
truly iconic
I literally quote ‘she’s a witch, throw her in the pool’ everytime I’m near water
One of my favorite quotes has to be "I can see them..all the Harus..there's so many!" "Nagisa you should go lay down" "Okay"
its so crazy how rei is a parody of patrick bateman, the american psycho, and then a gay delinquent strong arms him into dating and now he's just a normal guy. love cures all
"Hey, Rei, take your sass, put it in your pocket." "what?" "your sass, just put it in your pocket."
50% off is such a classic, I am glad this was recommended to me 🤣
Sounds like a Smiling Freinds line, truly a timeless classic.
Anytime I can I say out loud "I don't know Nagisa, how's your mother drinking problem?" "Below the belt, Makoto" it's my favorite quote
Haru's mindscape is one of the funniest bits
“EYES ON THE ROAD!” “Truck.” “AAAAA-“ has lived in my head for so many years. One of my faves in this comp is “hello fellow students. join swimming bird team.” bc that’s basically how it goes in the actual show.
"oh no, he's hot when he's sad "
I quote variations of “He is laser-focused in, the only thing on Haru’s mind right now is THIS race” almost daily
Favourite quote will always be "We try to keep this area of the pool dry.. so whatever you're doing is gonna have to stop."
Honourable mention being, "I STABBED a girl in the YARD."
omg yes! I literally almost put both of those in! But I realised while making this video that if I put all the good ones in, i would have just reuploaded the whole ass series XD
"HNBGGRRRRR I SHIP THEM! AND THEM! AND THEM!! they hate each other... but they also fuck each other!"
Doing all the Haru brain bits had to be so much fun lmao
"What up sluts, guess who just got out of prison" does still unfortunately show up in my vocabulary
“I know what it says. I can read…I can’t read.” Is quoted in my house every day lmao
Nah cause Rei being Patrick Bateman is the funniest shit ever
50% off lives rent free in my head. Every so often, I hear "Why he touchin my man? *Where he goin with my man?* -switch knife activation- " playing in my head for no reason at all.
Honestly, as a former swim team person, the singing something stupid in your head instead of focusing on the race is the most accurate thing here.
"Im not going out there without a parachute!" Will forever be my response when someone askes me to leave my room
"I hate it when you leave, but I love watching you go" I quote this on a daily basis...
Also " Just because you can't read the words, doesn't mean you can't enjoy the book in another way.....oh"
i haven't retained any information from school but i remember haru's inner monologues word for word
The fact that Nagisa, the only person who went to prison, isn't the one with the most issues the team sent me.
I just realized all the Harus were singing in the DuckTales song bit
That song can cause pretty much everyone who knows it to sing along, even if they don't always get along.
Once one of my students said he couldn't read (I know he can he was just being silly with me) and I responded "who shot the Haru that knew how to read?" it was the first thing that came to mind if I had any shame I would have been embarrassed. The student was just confused.
"WHAT YEAR IS IT?" has been a joke in my family for years now-
Bro I'm so upset I forgot to put that one in this
My go to phrase when I space out and come back
@@stephaniesek8640 I said it once when I was younger and now my mom and dad say it *all* the time it's so funny.
I was going to comment this haha
“only god can judge” is a phrase i use WAY too often
0:23 that’s definitely Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion… Nagisa drowned him cause he got fed up with Shinji’s whining
“Look at him in his dumb glasses and stupid outfit. I have to have him!” Is what I thought meeting my husband lol
"bitch you gonna be mine" IS ONE I ALWAYS SAY
"This reminds me of prison" is quotable gold
16:27 there's something so special about just watching the seagull's wings flap back and forth incorrectly 😂
This one forgot to add my all time favourite Haru inner monologue: "you should kill them all, Haru" "Okay!"
The delivery of the "Okay", the casual agreement, the immediate response just gets me every time :') Whenever I need to say okay to something I channel this energy lol
no the rei making nagisa lose the rap battle bc he ordered a shirley temple line is already gold, but tHEN nagisa saying he wants to share the things that are important to him w rei??? perfect
oml fr, its one of my fav moments
I’ve never watched Ducktales in my life, but I internally quote 3:17 at least a dozen times every time I swim laps. That and “I’m going to be late for anime school!!” have irreversibly changed my brain chemistry
edit: I somehow forgot the cover of the credits song 😭 oh to be 14 watching anime crack again
edit #2: since this has gotten some attention, I would like to clarify that because I never actually watched Ducktales I literally _only_ quote what Haru sings in 50% off.
I don't know the rest of the lyrics or what the melody is and I don't ever plan to learn; "Life is like a hurricane here in Duckberg" is my 3.5 second swimming anthem and I refuse to change
Why, that’s a duck-blur
my brother and i quote "NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE" on a daily basis
“Why he touching my man? Where he going with my man? 😐🔪” Nagisa hard carried with every line 😭
i never realized how deeply this series affected me until this video. these quotes are embedded in my soul. a side effect of watching free and 50% off as a 13 year old, i guess
"What, you couldn't find a water bottle on the way to tie you over?"
"snap!"
still kills me
So sad that “homeboy looks like shark week” didn’t make it, that shit was FORMATIVE
Man, this compilation sure brings back memories for me... :)
Heh, me to.
the way I haven’t watched this in years but can still recite 95% of the lines verbatim is kinda insane 😭
My best friends literally made a cake based on this a few years back. It was all cute and colorful with a Nagisa figure on it, and they wrote out "This reminds me of prison!" to the confusion of my family.
Still love and quote this series to this day
“I need a soda or therapy or both” that’s going to be my new quote
this was a beloved abridged series and love that people still have great memories of it
I regularly quote “take your sass and put it in your pocket.” I can also still to this day quote along to the entirety of episode 8 and do not know why it is permanently engraved into my brain.
Octopimp is a legend simply for this, not discounting everything else he does
We Stan maladaptive daydreaming Haru
“45 minutes is way back for me” same buddy
the fact that this still holds up as hilarious today is incredible
I quote Rin’s “WHAT YEAR IS IT” regularly and often
Also the plane one LMAO
My personal favorites are:
-"Haru? We're gonna throw the tabs in the pool now." "Yes. I am Haru." "Oooo that's probably not good."
-"We went to JAIL!" "Nah man we went to holding. There's a BIIIGGG difference."
-"Oh my god we don't have TIME for this! HARU THERES A POOL!" "....pooooooll?" *Hardcut* "Damn they got me again."
-"I STABBED a girl in the YARD!" "Cold-blooded!" (I absolutely use that last bit in daily conversation, complete with inflection.)
-"I know what it says. I can *read*." *Beat* "I can't read."
-the entirety of the "USURPER!" Bit. Absolute comedy gold
-"This reminds me of prison. THIS reminds me of prison. This DEFINITELY reminds me of prison."
-"SHINJI WAS A BITCH-ASS POSER!" (An insult i use regularly btw)
-"Yo, homeboy looks like Shark Week i ain't messin' with that."
....you know what actually I'm pretty sure i can quote this entire series near-verbatim. With the bonus cuts. Don't know what that says about me but it's probably nothing good 🤷
TO SPEAK NOTHING OF ALL THE "So there's me 'nd Nagisa-" BITS. I HAVE ALL OF THOSE MEMORIZED. THEYRE ALL ICONIC
How is this fandom still alive 🤣 thank you for the hilarious nostalgia trip
NOOOOOO I have been telling friends to “take their sass and put it in their pocket” for SO LONG and had completely forgotten where the bit came from until I stumbled on this video. I was absolutely shaken to my core to realize this part of me I had entirely forgotten and just encoporated into my personality. Bizarre experience
Not gonna lie, I could listen to Haru's mind for hours. Like the Catan, Mario Kart, and Legends of the Hidden Temple parts along with the freaking John Cena bit XD
"I love you but please shut up" "that's fair" is basically a daily interaction I have with my friends LMAO
this will always be so iconic 😭😭 “one of you shot the haru that can READ” “i hate it when you leave but i looove watching you go” “you can’t catch me gay thoughts - yes we can~” these have been living in my head rent free for years
Honestly this version is way better than the original
50% Off shaped my humor
Same
I can´t over Haru´s thoughts. But the one that took me out was "Hey Haru?" "Yeah?" "WHAT??" i can´t breathe
OH THIS IS WHERE I GOT “this reminds me of prison” AND “oh no…he’s hot when he’s sad” FROM! i’ve been quoting those for YEARS and fully forgot where they came from.
I can't believe "He's got tiny baby hands" was not in this compilation, that one has branded itself into my mind forever.
One of my favorites is "I WANT YOU TO SHARE THE THINGS THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO ME"
I love how u can tell they all had so much fun with this
I forgot how much I love this abridged XD
Rei going “LISTEN to ME” in like his first episode is something I genuinely quote on the regular
"I pick Bowser, and I play to win." Quoted still to this day 😂
I started watching these as they were originally coming out and I was still in high school. Upon my annual rewatch of the series I realise that I quote the majority of the show (and the blooper reels) so much that I don’t even remember it’s where all the quotes all came from 😂
bruh, same
16:11 is such an underrated moment, i internally quote "NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE" all the time
If I get pulled into Splash Free again I'm blaming you
"good one Haru. (thanks Haru)" is making it into my everyday vernacular and i wont be able to stop it
Same, quite a few lines live in my head. "I smell boys being gay!" "Swim team nothing, I'm gonna make that boy my bride!" The bit about joint practice being low-hanging fruit to Nagisa only to then hear it's at 4:20...
"Got some news for you, buster brown, you're already on the christmas card." Iconic