Jack, above the choices for the troops it says "Offense." Click on that and it should switch to "Defense." This will let your units stand their ground instead of walking off of ledges to their immediate death.
Jack, on the left if you see where it says "Offense" You can switch that to defense for units that you place down, and then if you switch it back to offense and place down some more units those can be offensive units.
Hey Jack, i know the reason why the units do the "walkies" its because they are in "offense mode". on the left side of the screen there is a button thats called offense. if you hit the button it turns to defense, so when you press the button and turn it into defense then the units you place down after pressing the button will be in defense mode.
This game reminds me of Overwatch. You keep yelling at your team, but they can't hit anything. For some reason, you end up with 3 snipers on your side. Everyone dies. No one is happy with the outcome.
Jack!!! You can place blocks in a T formation for the enemies to knock over and kill themselves! Tactics.... Pls like so jack sees this piece of advice.
Toastywhiteboy, last I checked, they had a free beta on their website, that's how I got my version of it. Then again, that was some time ago, but you should definitely check their site.
Jack if u click in defense on the of the units menu u put the units u place next on defense mode in that mode that units dont move and they have a little bit mor range
Wow it really is like being a kid again! I Love that you can put up obstacles and stuff! That could lead to some interesting battles, making funnels and stuff. That'd be pretty sweet.
Jack!! If you click on the word Offense above your list of troops you change them to defensive mode which makes them not move and have longer range. Also the rocker dudes have multiple rockets it's just a slow reload time.
I love this so much, cause it proves how amazing jack is at his job. This game would be p mundane without any comments, considering the game itself doesn't function well, yet this video manages to make me smile anyway. So just, thanks, Jack.
Jack, in the left corner you can change the option from “offense” to “defense.” So if you switch to defense, your guys won’t go all over the place and actually *hit some dudes.*
He who gets there firstest with the mostest wins. They made it literal with this game. Your troops won't fire while marching. Don't layer them out, if only half your forces are stopped so they can fight, they're exposed, and your other half are still marching.
Irish and Scottish are essentially the same thing anyway. I'm 1/8 Irish and Iactually like the Scots. I go against all racial stereotypes LIKE A BOSS! Leela should know Nixon was only the second-worst leader now.
"Where you going?" lmao, watched that part many times. Enemy cannon shot enemy rifleman into jack's wall. I wanna see a best of jack 2018, but like... a longer one. Like a full hour. It still wouldn't be long enough, but just... parts of every video in it.
General Jack: SOLDIERS ATTACK THE BLUE BALLS... they’re dead. ?????: You know we are here too... General Jack: OH YEAH MY SUBS. ATTACK THE BLUE BALLS, MY 18 MILLION LADS AND GENTLEMEN
Hey Sean, you are one of the best you tubers I have ever seen, u are so energetic and fun you have always cheered me up and made life better, thank u oh and what camera do u use??
I want more of this, its not just the fun of the game. If I gave this game a review it would be a 7-ish, but jack's commentary make's it a GOLDEN 10!!!
A cute little game; love the blocks and toy soldiers for that nostalgic childhood vibe of my own past with building little structures with colorful blocks. Love the books as the "arena." Keep up the fun games, Jack. God bless yours and you! :)
Stickman Soldiers: We are trained soldiers Me: So let me do a report. You missed almost every shot, you have terrible accuracy, you die after a 1-foot fall, you shoot blocks, your snipers stop shooting after a few shots, you never listen to your captin, and lastly when your match stick-men shoot, they stop aiming their gun ,and aim again just to shoot. So is that what I am hearing? Stickman Soldiers: Yes and those are the skills of a trained soldier Me: Go back to your cereal box you learned your skills from, and come back to the boss camp when you learn how to handle a gun and not DERPIE DERP DERPIE DERP around with this highly special weaponry and artillery.
George Hamvas Hummerich that's because he already explored everything the closed alpha the last video he made he said that and he will absolutely play tabs again when the full game releases
Osmin Alvarez He can still mess around with it, be a little creative, take suggestions etc. But I get that he's bored of the alpha, and would rather wait for the game.
It's weird to hear jackaboy's voice(say that 5 times) in the comfort of my own home. Internet sucks in the Philippines and it even sucks more at our house, weak reception all. Have to stay awake till morning to watch this screaming spud. Love it!
Jack, above the choices for the troops it says "Offense." Click on that and it should switch to "Defense." This will let your units stand their ground instead of walking off of ledges to their immediate death.
I love it when letsplayers dont read things that are right in front of their face
While it is true that he didn't notice the offence and defense it's still useless because the AI is still brainless and can't aim for shit
Finally someone who is smart enough to understand
It increases their range so it still helps
Can you put the blocks on offense
15:20 Watch the soldier and cannon in the top right corner for a summary of how it feels to play this game.
*ULTIMATE TEAMWORK.*
Follow by an...
*ULTIMATE BETRAYAL*
Brennan Smith ahahahhahaaha
XD
Solder be like: "I'll go scout"
Cannon be like: "nope"
XD
Jack, on the left if you see where it says "Offense" You can switch that to defense for units that you place down, and then if you switch it back to offense and place down some more units those can be offensive units.
I was screaming this at my computer throughout the video
THIS IS WHAT I KEPT ON SAYING PLS BE ON TOP
Ronna Azul what
ok boomer
Ok boomer
Jack "Is that a thing you can do???"
Earlier: "Who needs tutorials!!!"
Jack would be a general that everyone loves but gets everyone killed in every battle
Monado Boy so true
Monado Boy i
Monado Boy True! I'D DIE BEFORE STEPPING OUT OF JACK'S TEAM!!!!
Monado Boy o
So, General Custard?
Hey Jack, i know the reason why the units do the "walkies" its because they are in "offense mode". on the left side of the screen there is a button thats called offense. if you hit the button it turns to defense, so when you press the button and turn it into defense then the units you place down after pressing the button will be in defense mode.
Alex K iiiiii
C cbchc. Yeah I hjggfhuughrw
Alex K muyiyb
15:24 right side of screen
He knows.....
TITLE: Like being a kid again.
JACK: I WILL MURDER YOU.
Jack's childhood in a nutshell
theeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeee
That’s my childhood, and I’m still a child! :D
2 years later this shows up in our recommendations. Good job RUclips
Saaaaammmmeee just got it today 😂
Hey we are here now comrade
Yesterday i remembered about that game, but i just got the mere thought of it. AND IT APPEARED ON THE RECOMENDATIONS!
*I do as the recommendations guide*
Yeparooski
Jack started off so happy and playful and then he slowly got mad. XD XD
Snipers that aren't even hidden best strategy ever good job jack
Danny Phantom lol even you hid them the sniper started moving when its target is out reach
you can set them to defensive just above the unit selection.
The medics are actually from Battlefield , as much as u resquest for help they just stand there ignoring you
This game was so fun to watch with your commentary, please do more!!! It was geniuenly hilarious!
blue soldiers = US marine snipers
red soldiers = stormtroopers
stephen perkins lol
OMG JACKSEPTICEYE HIGHLIGHTED MY COMMENT THANK YOU SO MUCH SEAN ITS AN HONOR!!
XD
Actually blue soldiers = English navy there is no us marine snipers pay attention to navy and marines
jager mains are cancer my god, “jacksepticeye highlighted my comment!” ur so stupid 😂
This game reminds me of Overwatch. You keep yelling at your team, but they can't hit anything. For some reason, you end up with 3 snipers on your side. Everyone dies. No one is happy with the outcome.
Overwatch in a nutshell
15:30 dude jack you missed your dude getting CRUSHED by that block and exploding!
i saw it
Directionally Challenged lol
Noice
Poor wooden soldier ;-;
Saw it that was funny
Every time the snipers died from falling I laughed so much 😂😂
9:12 is my favourite part.
bkids 27 Iain
I laughed so hard😂
yin-dawwwww
Jack boss cry
bkids 27 you is savage
Favorite**
You can click the defence/offense button above the units
He should just play the tutorial ...
you know.. YOU COULD RIGHT CLICK THEM TO MAKE THEM STAND STIILLL
Jack!!! You can place blocks in a T formation for the enemies to knock over and kill themselves! Tactics....
Pls like so jack sees this piece of advice.
It's a pretty good tactic. 😊
MageTower Yeah, great Tactic. Hopefully they shoot and aim properly.
MageTower good I subscribed
This makes me really want to play TABS again!
he shud play more tabs to check for updates and just to play since its very fun
I never got it and I really want to now
Toastywhiteboy, last I checked, they had a free beta on their website, that's how I got my version of it. Then again, that was some time ago, but you should definitely check their site.
Uku, money? Is there a paid version out? Last I ever heard, they still only had the free alpha or beta or whatever.
Jack if u click in defense on the of the units menu u put the units u place next on defense mode in that mode that units dont move and they have a little bit mor range
Wow it really is like being a kid again! I Love that you can put up obstacles and stuff! That could lead to some interesting battles, making funnels and stuff. That'd be pretty sweet.
Directionally Challenged you are so obviously some kind of ad bot for this crap game
MY GOD HOW DID YOU KNOW!?
Oh no! Your secret is out!! RUN!!!! xD
lmao oh hey shweebe XD
War, war never changes........
QIUBIHERO sub for sub
Peace is just the interlude between two wars
Captainsauce tabs much?
The war was too much for them, the demonic warlord Jacksepticeye mentally degraded them into killing themselves. RIP Wood Snipers
Jack!! If you click on the word Offense above your list of troops you change them to defensive mode which makes them not move and have longer range. Also the rocker dudes have multiple rockets it's just a slow reload time.
Woody had a massive upgrade
ParanoidAndroid lol
Yep
ParanoidAndroid There's a gun in my holster
ParanoidAndroid: woody had a massive upgrade
Me:WoOdY hAD A mAsSIvE UpGRaDe!
ParanoidAndroid yeah, he lost his face, his cowboy look and joined the army!
i can see it... GAME THEORISTS, wooden battles worst enemy : THE BLOCKS !!!
(cause, u know, it is a joke about their obsession on boxs and stuff...)
Krabbypal: road to 1k subs with no vids omg
"MEEDIC! HEEAAALL!"
*zat was not medicine*
I AM ZE ÜBERMENSCH
Everyone knows that the deadliest enemy in any battle is the unmoving inanimate objects that don't attack you back...
Dr. Game obviously and also in PUBG and fortnite the downed players are really scary
It worked in men in tights
Thats right i tried to fight a wall and it didnt go well
Pffft I mean of course! What did u think the thing that's shooting u is the most dangerous! Like come on!
fire wolf gaming I know! I once hit my head on a waterslide...
It hit me back...
So now I have a scar on my head.
Please continue this game, this was great!!!!
Lol you're so brain-dead because you can't even use basic grammar.
Excuse-me? Why am I a noob? I didn't do anything but say I liked this video. You're more of a noob for calling me a noob.
Green Zombie, I'm defending you. I'm not insulting you.
I know. I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about the person who called me a noob.
My bad.
literally as soon as i picked up my maths homework, you uploaded.... i have just decided that this is more important than the volume of a cone
Click offense to change to def they stand still instead
Jack,theirs a button for offense which is them walking forward and defence where they stay in one spot and fire
The sad thing about this video is that i can actually imagine jack playing with these in his bedroom. as a fully grown adult.
eXodus I just had the same thought 👍
There's nothing wrong with being in touch with your inner kid. x3 Everyone has one.
If you don't, that's sadder than anything.
oh i dont have a problem with it
Eclipcia Darkmoon
I didn't have an inner child as a child.
Preston Jones Because your inner child is out.
Just watching some hard wooden sticks fighting each other 😆
DarkRubberNeck I'm dirty minded.
Devourer of Gods 😸
Oh God.
MollysMiniStuff .VincentPurpleGirl. Yes people normally say that when playing with their sticks 😁
Hard wooden sticks shooting their white projectiles and spraying everyone in the face
"Alright, the medic is down"
2018 jack committing war crimes
8:42
shOOOOt demmm......
shOOOOOtAAAA....
shOOOO-
**okay medic is down**
MEDICCC
Deddddd 😂😂😂😂😂
J&K The Reactors lol
not big suprise
If you were dead you wouldnt be typing
Cringe af comment
s
USE DEFENSE MODE
My daily dose of Yelly Irish man.
Hello everyone, this is YOUR dose of Yelly Irish man.
DJ Drop Or just Irish man. The yelling comes naturally
I love this so much, cause it proves how amazing jack is at his job. This game would be p mundane without any comments, considering the game itself doesn't function well, yet this video manages to make me smile anyway. So just, thanks, Jack.
I’ve never laughed so hard at his videos that my eyesight went blurry
*Stressing*
simina cadar I can feel the stress energy through this video. (Which worries me.
wut?
The Ai has 100% accuracy, your guys, roughly 30% Games just not fair. Great video Jack!
There must be a way to edit that in the game files
iam sorry jacks people have 0% accuracy
you now why he wins because he is THE BOSS
Uhm Ai shoots where the other ai or player has been a second ago
Hmmm.... cheatsy wooden army... I like. :D
Jack, in the left corner you can change the option from “offense” to “defense.” So if you switch to defense, your guys won’t go all over the place and actually *hit some dudes.*
Jack i had alot of fun watching this game do more of these
Jack sallyface ep. 3 is out
BLUE ツ
Jack Sallyface??
Looks like a cool game.
2:19 when jack said that all I could think of was “the barrier is failing” & “barrier unsuccessful”
FINALLY! I actually have enough time to watch the whole video before my lunch is over and I have to go to class!
Nathan Palmer same!
Joseph Ricca I'm not in class yet, I'm at lunch?!
Try not to get shot at if you live in the US...
Where do you live its vacation over here in America
TLP Long I live in America man
Jack has storm troopers the other team has navy seals
JuicyJaguar
Superhuman navy seals , you mean
JuicyJaguar that's true tho
Top of the mornin' to ya.. SOLDIER
He who gets there firstest with the mostest wins. They made it literal with this game. Your troops won't fire while marching. Don't layer them out, if only half your forces are stopped so they can fight, they're exposed, and your other half are still marching.
PLAY MORE!!!
*sees title*
"LIKE BEING A KID AGAIN"
*looks at thumbnail*
Jack... do you want to tell us why there is a gun in the thumbnail?
Dr John Zoidberg hello zoidberg! How goes the time loop?
Dr John Zoidberg Everyone that’s Irish (and Scottish) play with guns in their childhood.
Zoidberg good to see you again missed you 😙
You didn't have a cork gun as a kid or toy soldiers?
Irish and Scottish are essentially the same thing anyway.
I'm 1/8 Irish and Iactually like the Scots.
I go against all racial stereotypes LIKE A BOSS!
Leela should know Nixon was only the second-worst leader now.
LOL jack skips the tutorial then wonders y he can't figure out how to make troops stop walking forward.
I know right. people now think the game is broken just because he was to stupid to read 2 sentences at the bottom right corner
I KNOW.we all love jack but please,play the tutorial
“Oh sweet ponytails ”jacksepticeye-2018
Lt. Snake reporting for duty , sir!
9:36 karma : DON'T PLAGERIZE
Jack: they’ve got blue balls
Jack:I will give them blue balls!!
Me:didn’t you just say they had blue balls,XD
r/whooosh
"Where you going?" lmao, watched that part many times. Enemy cannon shot enemy rifleman into jack's wall. I wanna see a best of jack 2018, but like... a longer one. Like a full hour. It still wouldn't be long enough, but just... parts of every video in it.
This looks like stick wars to me but more.... modern and made of wood lol
Wood Wars.
Wow I saw one of your comments from recently and now I see this your channel looks amazing I subbed.
i saw your comment in another video
The funny thing is, he has no way of knowing where he stands in the comments, unless he has another account
Fox Goodman i
General Jack: SOLDIERS ATTACK THE BLUE BALLS... they’re dead.
?????: You know we are here too...
General Jack: OH YEAH MY SUBS. ATTACK THE BLUE BALLS, MY 18 MILLION LADS AND GENTLEMEN
jack you did not set your guys to defence they where set to ofence and that's why they moved
how come he didn't know
Wooden battles is like everyone having a stick as a sword and fighting each other with these, it was awesome
Jack shoulda played the tutorial
rafmanyoloswag ikr
He spent the whole vid being frustrated and not knowing crucial details. 2 mins of learning would've saved 30 mins of agony
Your all right
Seems he never reads the directions...
rafmanyoloswag lmaooo me, 90% of the time
Hey Sean, you are one of the best you tubers I have ever seen, u are so energetic and fun you have always cheered me up and made life better, thank u oh and what camera do u use??
Steely blue balls
*jacksepticeye 2018*
Omg, I never thought I would be so happy to know that Jack has seen Attack the Block. I LOVE that movie.
“MEDIC! WE NEED A MEDIC FOR THE MEDIC!”-Jacksepticeye 2018
4:45 Me when my teacher assigns last minute homework due the next day 😂😑
This had me weak for some reason 😂💀
Jack, when placing units press the offense button to change the units into defense mode. It gives the units more range and keeps them from walking.
We need a medic for the medic
Jacksepticeye -2018
Do CPR on cpr
@@donaldcraver7652 *cries in overwatch support player*
More ultimate epic battle simulator
17:14
his *joke* was funny
Get it?
Ann-Marie Hurley no
"I'll skip the tutorial, I know how to play." 3:53 - "I have no idea what's going on."
9:33 pretty much pubg and fortnite
This is such an old video. Anyone here in 2022?!?!
Go into the armory!!
I want more of this, its not just the fun of the game. If I gave this game a review it would be a 7-ish, but jack's commentary make's it a GOLDEN 10!!!
I love the phisics xD
LaoliFin * Physics *
Only real winners get VICTORY BLUE BALLS
Did D-Day teach you nothing?. The only reason we got going to Normandy beaches was due to sheer numbers ...
A cute little game; love the blocks and toy soldiers for that nostalgic childhood vibe of my own past with building little structures with colorful blocks. Love the books as the "arena." Keep up the fun games, Jack. God bless yours and you! :)
P.S. I enjoy that wooden mannequin in the thumbnail with that gun. :P Just imagine that artsy thing with that. :P
Sean:top of the morning to you soldiers my name is captain jack-
Me:SPARROW!!!
Sean:septiceye...
I commented that at the top
No we all know you're true identity jack sparrow
Jaaaaaaaaaaacckkkkkkk, Slime rancher got updated to version 1.1.0. Please play it!!!! It would be great!
Stickman Soldiers: We are trained soldiers
Me: So let me do a report. You missed almost every shot, you have terrible accuracy, you die after a 1-foot fall, you shoot blocks, your snipers stop shooting after a few shots, you never listen to your captin, and lastly when your match stick-men shoot, they stop aiming their gun ,and aim again just to shoot. So is that what I am hearing?
Stickman Soldiers: Yes and those are the skills of a trained soldier
Me: Go back to your cereal box you learned your skills from, and come back to the boss camp when you learn how to handle a gun and not DERPIE DERP DERPIE DERP around with this highly special weaponry and artillery.
Can we crown Jack as the king of T.A.B.S. please?
septicbeast mcboss all hail jack our king!!
septicbeast mcboss He doesn't play TABS anymore, and we can't have an inactive king.
George Hamvas Hummerich that's because he already explored everything the closed alpha the last video he made he said that and he will absolutely play tabs again when the full game releases
Osmin Alvarez He can still mess around with it, be a little creative, take suggestions etc.
But I get that he's bored of the alpha, and would rather wait for the game.
George Hamvas Hummerich i know that for a fact but when the full game comes out boy i tell you what his creativity will go above and beyond
11:50 when ever my parents watch horror movies :P
If jacksepticeye was a War General for the most important war in the history of mankind
If jacksepticeye took over the world only thing will be drinking and eating is four leaf clovers and beer
We'd all be dead.
That would be perfect laddies
Camo Gaming what about potatoes?
It's weird to hear jackaboy's voice(say that 5 times) in the comfort of my own home. Internet sucks in the Philippines and it even sucks more at our house, weak reception all. Have to stay awake till morning to watch this screaming spud. Love it!
MAKE A BASE IN FRONT OF YOUR FLAG
Sgt. Raccoon reporting for duty Captain Jacksepticeye
Yay IT'S MY BIRTHDAY🎂🎉🎁
🎂🎉🎁 Happy B'day
spicey meatballs happy b day my dude
happy birthday i hop you have the bast birthday of you er life love sanad
Aww didn't expect a reply thank you
15:25 to the right of the screen Jack's cannon shoots a block and the block on top of it falls on his own troop.
hello guys and nice vid Sean
Notifacation squad ASSEMBLE!!
Why are you replying to yourself? That's just sad
The Commoners Life somebody had replied but they deleted their comment
The Commoners Life He is just a little kid, he does not unserstand the world yet
I'm 12 I'm not that young but your right, I am a kid
0tus Yeah, he doesn't "unserstand" how to spell either.
Captain Jack and Captain Jack ok
Jack Sparrow?
Rosemarie Garcia yes
You can set your offensive units do defence, as backup.
You should also try building a wall out of small blocks and shoot them with your cannons.