Steamed hams but Skinner won't stop smoking and Chalmers gets mad and fires him

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  • @user-jq1kq9hy1t
    @user-jq1kq9hy1t 3 года назад +828

    I love how Skinner doesn't learn from his actions and just keeps smoking.

    • @xotl2780
      @xotl2780 2 года назад +22

      I can relate.

    • @Sly88Frye
      @Sly88Frye 2 года назад +67

      Just like a real smoker. At least that's my impression. I don't smoke

    • @BigSmoke-bu6ib
      @BigSmoke-bu6ib 2 года назад +12

      I thought he was going to apply for a job at Krusty Burger

    • @TomasUjhelyi
      @TomasUjhelyi 2 года назад +18

      To be fair getting fired is pretty stressful

    • @limalepakko6074
      @limalepakko6074 Год назад +7

      Smoking is delightful

  • @crl55inz
    @crl55inz 3 года назад +664

    What if, i would smoke, mmmmmm smoking

  • @ScallopHolden
    @ScallopHolden 2 года назад +298

    This is what happens in every smoker’s head “what if I were to smoke”

  • @KleinpeterHank
    @KleinpeterHank 3 года назад +202

    The way he abruptly says “smoke” is so funny idk why

  • @herosshade2247
    @herosshade2247 3 года назад +863

    "Oh ye gods, my life is ruined!"
    I felt that.

    • @technopathic7599
      @technopathic7599 2 года назад +67

      But what if... *proceed to resume smoking*

    • @madden8021
      @madden8021 2 года назад +15

      @@technopathic7599 *house burns down after smoking for too long*

    • @quackman
      @quackman Год назад +2

      I scrolled down to the comments section and saw this while he was saying it

    • @LambdaMiscellaneous
      @LambdaMiscellaneous Год назад +13

      Old comment, but I think it’s egads.

    • @michaelorlando4761
      @michaelorlando4761 Год назад +11

      It is "egads" not "ye gods". It's an old person expression. So old that even my 90 year old grandfather didn't use it.

  • @volnartheunforgiving3952
    @volnartheunforgiving3952 2 года назад +346

    The dialogue is great in this
    "Despite the fact they will obviously kill you"
    Also I like the brief moment at the end of the house being on fire as usual, rather grim implications this time

    • @damian_madmansnest
      @damian_madmansnest 2 года назад +30

      - What a great luncheon! Now for a cigarette to make a night complete! Oh! Man that’s good!
      - Seymour, i was thinking, maybe we should get another smoke detector in case that one trips out on us?
      - Ho-ho-ho, why bother mother, one smoke detector is enough for an ex-Green Beret. Now let’s hit the sack!

    • @kikiretzorg1467
      @kikiretzorg1467 10 месяцев назад +2

      He got fired, what do you expect?

  • @ditavoncheese1680
    @ditavoncheese1680 3 года назад +373

    This would make a powerful anti-smoking ad.

    • @limalepakko6074
      @limalepakko6074 Год назад +7

      It would make people want to smoke more

    • @justanotheranimeprofilepic
      @justanotheranimeprofilepic Год назад +18

      ​@@limalepakko6074 aw hell yeah I love losing my job

    • @wheedler
      @wheedler 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@justanotheranimeprofilepicSmoking's obviously so good that you wouldn't even care about that.

  • @TheLurker1647
    @TheLurker1647 2 года назад +140

    Anyone who has ever dealt with addiction is gonna really feel this one.

  • @TeamBlueToad
    @TeamBlueToad 3 года назад +138

    I like how they completely ignore the burning oven.

    • @Gencoil
      @Gencoil 2 года назад +45

      Don't worry, it's just steam. Steam from the steamed clams they're having. Mmmm... steamed clams!

    • @mechbfp3219
      @mechbfp3219 2 года назад +47

      That’s not smoke, that’s smoke from the smokes I am smoking. Mmmm smokes!

    • @legitbeans9078
      @legitbeans9078 Год назад +2

      Mmmmmmmmm smoking

    • @Nad_0618
      @Nad_0618 4 месяца назад

      It's just a metaphor for Skinner's life, it's not actually there... definitely.

  • @user-gy6fq3lu7q
    @user-gy6fq3lu7q Год назад +50

    "But what if I were to smoke? Ho-ho... Smoking."
    Best line in the entire thing.

  • @hardlyanydiggity3953
    @hardlyanydiggity3953 3 года назад +370

    why does skinner want his luncheon to be forgettable

    • @shausadams9734
      @shausadams9734 3 года назад +174

      Because he wants to smonke

    • @tranqle73
      @tranqle73 2 года назад +62

      So Chalmers doesn’t remember how bad it was

    • @ArruVision
      @ArruVision 2 года назад +32

      The luncheon is not the main event 🚬

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra 2 года назад +13

      Because he is subconciously beginning to realize that he has been stuck in a time loop since 2018 in which the beginning of every loop erases his memory of the previous loop. He cannot stop it and no longer has any recollection of how he was able to travel back to 1996.

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja 2 года назад +6

      So Chalmers forgets he fired him so he'll still have his job by default.

  • @davyjones6154
    @davyjones6154 3 года назад +316

    "But what if I were to smoke?" Pretty much sums up my life as a smoker before during and after everything! 🤣 I Love/hate how accurate this video was.

    • @Hiro_Trevelyan
      @Hiro_Trevelyan 2 года назад +21

      Same, I used to despise smokers but now I understand. Almost any awkward social situation can be solved with "I need a cigarette".

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 2 года назад +34

      it really is a tragically accurate tale of addiction

    • @hunte5748
      @hunte5748 2 года назад +14

      I will never ever even start smoking and then I won't be addicted

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 2 года назад +17

      @@hunte5748 "A curious game. The only winning move is not to play."

    • @hunte5748
      @hunte5748 2 года назад +7

      @@KairuHakubi Yes

  • @myautobiographyafanfic1413
    @myautobiographyafanfic1413 3 года назад +109

    Nice touch having Chalmers set the house on fire

    • @DonutMaster56
      @DonutMaster56 2 года назад +17

      I thought Skinner set it on fire, hoping to make some insurance money

    • @josiahschiewe9618
      @josiahschiewe9618 2 года назад +25

      Skinner probably just threw a cigarette on the floor.

    • @ryanhernandez8324
      @ryanhernandez8324 2 года назад +2

      @@josiahschiewe9618 Like that one King of the Hill episode!

    • @joshualindsey2711
      @joshualindsey2711  Год назад +13

      That wasn't my intention originally, but I think it's funnier if he did set the house on fire because he was so mad at Skinner!

    • @michaelorlando4761
      @michaelorlando4761 Год назад +2

      I had a darker interpretation. I thought Skinner lit the house on fire after he smoked his last cigarette because his life is ruined and he doesn't want to live anymore.

  • @suggestedclips69420
    @suggestedclips69420 2 года назад +321

    "These hamburgers are quite smoky."
    "Yes, I smoked."
    "Obviously."
    I lost it.

    • @KleinpeterHank
      @KleinpeterHank 2 года назад +6

      The music cutting in when Skinner says “I smoked” is what pushes it over the top.

  • @DuckJohnn
    @DuckJohnn 10 месяцев назад +9

    1:57 First he thinks if he should apply for a job at Krusty Burger, but..

  • @buffaloslamhd8380
    @buffaloslamhd8380 3 года назад +118

    Skinner has the ability to light a cigarette without a lighter

    • @patchey8019
      @patchey8019 2 года назад +35

      Its pretty easy to do with a cooker next to you to be fair

    • @whyamihere555
      @whyamihere555 2 года назад +26

      He lights them with sheer willpower and his severe nicotine addiction.

    • @alexander1055
      @alexander1055 2 года назад +9

      Star Platinum lights it for him.

    • @xotl2780
      @xotl2780 2 года назад +7

      He's a splicer from BioShock.

    • @technopathic7599
      @technopathic7599 2 года назад +4

      even the oven is smoking so, lol

  • @BLACKIR0NTARKUS
    @BLACKIR0NTARKUS 3 года назад +62

    This implies that Chalmers burned his house down on the way out

    • @cadefilms4072
      @cadefilms4072 Год назад +6

      No it’s because he smoked

    • @xDKLC
      @xDKLC 9 месяцев назад +4

      My theory is Skinner dropped his cigarette when he was caught by chalmers and just accepted it that point

  • @williambrock3349
    @williambrock3349 3 года назад +53

    But what if...... I continue to smoke and Chalmers will give me my job back?? Hohoho delightfully devilish!

  • @skender_667
    @skender_667 3 года назад +91

    Skinner's thoughts:
    "what if... I were to smoke? Smoking... Hmmhmhhhmgmgmgmgmgm!!!!"
    I almost choked on the ice cream I was eating hearing that lmao

  • @theschlozz86
    @theschlozz86 2 месяца назад +3

    0:50 "Really?" got me. he just starts getting fed up

  • @WiloPolis03
    @WiloPolis03 Месяц назад +2

    One detail I noticed upon rewatching this is how Seymour doesn't even refute that smoking unalives you, he just loves it that much

  • @der_pabst866
    @der_pabst866 3 года назад +53

    I love it that there are still steamed hams videos being made today! Great one, certainly unexpected storyline ;)

  • @jabble__
    @jabble__ 2 года назад +23

    Most effective anti-smoking PSA to date.

  • @metlmario8886
    @metlmario8886 3 года назад +179

    Yes! Perfection. This meme wont ever die 👌🏻

    • @quakezero8968
      @quakezero8968 2 года назад

      It has

    • @metlmario8886
      @metlmario8886 2 года назад +4

      @@quakezero8968 Well just had a look in the "last month" filter and there's still quantity but I have to admit, not so much quality.

    • @MrEquilibruim
      @MrEquilibruim 2 года назад +1

      @@quakezero8968 Sorry to reply so late, but it's back :)

  • @Mattsterweb
    @Mattsterweb 3 года назад +84

    heh. i thought chalmers was going to find one of skinner's cigarette butts in his burger
    this was a good video! 👍

  • @notamartian9254
    @notamartian9254 3 года назад +41

    this is my favourite one i love it

  • @SittingOvations
    @SittingOvations 9 месяцев назад +3

    This is so beautifully put together, especially the ending.

  • @callum110597
    @callum110597 3 года назад +113

    LOL. Funny that Skinner wouldn't stop smoking.

  • @chrislindamood9378
    @chrislindamood9378 3 года назад +51

    love it! Skinner needs help lol

  • @Redtrainer1
    @Redtrainer1 5 месяцев назад +4

    Chalmers: YOU ARE FIRED!
    Skinner: HOLY GODS! But what if... i were to work at Crusty burger?

  • @cliveconrad6460
    @cliveconrad6460 3 года назад +9

    This might be my favourite steamed hams edit of all of the ones out there.

  • @LeftIsBest001
    @LeftIsBest001 5 месяцев назад +6

    Lol, can't even smoke in his own house. 😂😂

  • @TheHero136
    @TheHero136 Год назад +5

    I love how Chalmers has to straight up tell Skinner to cook the hamburgers. It makes Skinner that much more pathetic.

  • @KangarooJay
    @KangarooJay 2 года назад +25

    despite the meme being "dead" this is still one of the best steamed hams edits I've seen

    • @alexander1055
      @alexander1055 2 года назад +5

      calling memes dead is a dead meme

    • @net6406
      @net6406 2 месяца назад +1

      Yes, you call this meme dead despite the fact it's still relevant.

  • @LittlePwnageMusicFan
    @LittlePwnageMusicFan 2 года назад +8

    Important lesson: NO SMOKING DURING YOUR SHIFT.

  • @Solid_Hank
    @Solid_Hank 3 года назад +32

    This is amazing

  • @mattmatter5643
    @mattmatter5643 3 года назад +8

    This is probably the best one ever

  • @cordyceps7531
    @cordyceps7531 Год назад +2

    Damn Chalmers I agree smoking is bad, but you could’ve waited to fire him if he was smoking at work, not the comfort of his own home.

  • @UltraHylia
    @UltraHylia 3 года назад +319

    "Smoking is delightful"
    "Despite the fact it obviously kills you"
    "Yes!"
    This honestly sums up how I view smokers.

    • @mattmatter5643
      @mattmatter5643 3 года назад

      If the smokes don’t kill me something else will. Might as well be mentholated

    • @MrBrno
      @MrBrno 2 года назад +30

      This sums up how smokers see themselves too

    • @clownworld4655
      @clownworld4655 2 года назад

      Hope you’re not obese

    • @MashieMutt
      @MashieMutt 2 года назад +10

      @lemonade3354 ...

    • @CayenneGaramonde
      @CayenneGaramonde 2 года назад +6

      @Lemonade Found the smoker.

  • @LuckyxTension700
    @LuckyxTension700 Год назад +5

    "Don't smoke,can kill you"...this was created by Principal Spinner and Superindent Chalmers

  • @stapler942
    @stapler942 2 года назад +15

    Two comments:
    1. I can't believe this is the first time I've heard Seymour say "Oh egads, my life is ruined!" in one of these memes, it's so perfect.
    2. I had to do a double take after scrolling past that thumbnail. 😅 Ohhhh my.

  • @buddytenney7121
    @buddytenney7121 Год назад +6

    1:46 GOOD LORD!! SEYMOUR!!!!!

  • @robinjohnson6301
    @robinjohnson6301 2 года назад +2

    I think this is my favourite Steamed Hams edit I've come across so far.

  • @KuraSourTakanHour
    @KuraSourTakanHour 3 года назад +14

    My god this meme is still going strong, it will be 2040 and there will be new videos that year

  • @legitbeans9078
    @legitbeans9078 Год назад +4

    Oh egads! my life is ruined! - Me every day

  • @annarantsaboutthings
    @annarantsaboutthings 10 месяцев назад

    this is the first steamed hams I’ve seen in a while that actually made me laugh. so creative with the line mixing

  • @avalonjustin
    @avalonjustin 2 года назад +2

    He likes smoking until he has coughing fits and gets cancer.

  • @nicholasstocker9964
    @nicholasstocker9964 2 года назад +1

    This was the best one yet.

  • @suhnih4076
    @suhnih4076 7 месяцев назад +1

    Give him a break Chalmers he needs to distract himself from the war flashbacks

  • @TomIannucci22
    @TomIannucci22 3 года назад +9

    Yes!! Keep steaming those hams!

  • @Mini_Star2012
    @Mini_Star2012 2 года назад +3

    0:38 Sounds like Chalmers is saying, “Grand.”

  • @Audioworm
    @Audioworm 2 года назад +2

    This feels like an after-school special.

  • @Rando_Shyte
    @Rando_Shyte Год назад +3

    Every stoner be like:

  • @GioTheVax
    @GioTheVax 4 месяца назад +1

    All the teachers at apringfield elementary smoke with chalmers in the room no less but if skinner does it then his ass is toast

  • @salthesalmonshark6849
    @salthesalmonshark6849 3 года назад +27

    Smoking is delightful!

  • @nasusan6963
    @nasusan6963 3 года назад +9

    But what if, I would go for a smoke while watching this video

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 2 года назад +2

      Hohohoho, delightfully devilish Nasu

    • @dappershinx9234
      @dappershinx9234 Год назад

      Despite the fact they will obviously kill you

  • @cckiller0053
    @cckiller0053 2 года назад +3

    You know these cigarettes are quite similar to the ones they have at Marlboro

  • @Brendanowl
    @Brendanowl 5 месяцев назад +1

    Oh egads! My life is ruined! But what if... *pulls out a cigarette*

  • @chloejessica6013
    @chloejessica6013 3 года назад +45

    memes never die as long as people find new ways to make them funny. well done. 👏👏👏

  • @dylangtech
    @dylangtech 10 месяцев назад +1

    "My life is ruined" got me

  • @hrrawr
    @hrrawr 2 года назад

    I love how it's just implied that he's decided he's going to work at Krusty Burger. I never saw that usage of the original footage coming!

  • @wingsonthebus
    @wingsonthebus Год назад

    youtube has finally started showing me the good steamed hams videos

  • @rampantmutt9119
    @rampantmutt9119 2 года назад +1

    I was hoping Chalmers would find a cigarette in his burger.

  • @legitbeans9078
    @legitbeans9078 Год назад +1

    But what if.. I were to smoke? MmmmMmmmmmm smokking!

  • @itmaybewasliam4723
    @itmaybewasliam4723 2 года назад +1

    Chalmers: You know smokeing can obviously kill you.
    Seymour: (Does not listen)

  • @youBrakeIHonk
    @youBrakeIHonk 10 месяцев назад +2

    "Ye gads! My life is runined! ... But what if..."
    *starts smoking again*
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Zolega89
    @Zolega89 3 года назад +15

    Why smoke, Seymour?

    • @Mini_Star2012
      @Mini_Star2012 2 года назад +9

      @Zoli
      Uh…Smoking is delightful!

    • @Zolega89
      @Zolega89 2 года назад

      @@Mini_Star2012 Despite the fact they obviously kill you

    • @mikeymikesh
      @mikeymikesh 2 года назад +6

      @@Mini_Star2012 Despite the fact that it obviously kills you?

    • @joshualindsey2711
      @joshualindsey2711  2 года назад +5

      @@mikeymikesh Yes!

    • @shapedfox1568
      @shapedfox1568 5 месяцев назад

      @@joshualindsey2711 …EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH.

  • @poundlandspeedwagonrequiem
    @poundlandspeedwagonrequiem 2 года назад +3

    Steamed Hams but Seymour is Jordanian

  • @E4RLIES
    @E4RLIES Год назад +1

    Man this made me cough so hard from all the smoking I’ve done 😂🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢❤

  • @eduardoflores1503
    @eduardoflores1503 2 месяца назад

    Skinner if he doesn't quit Smoking: "Oh ygads, my Lungs are ruined!"

  • @Speed-TV
    @Speed-TV 2 года назад +2

    Kids during break time

  • @jonothanthrace1530
    @jonothanthrace1530 2 года назад

    "Ye gods! My life is ruined! But what if... I were to burn my house down for the insurance money and make it look like a smoking-related accident?"

  • @TheDive99
    @TheDive99 2 года назад +1

    We need a smoked hams episode.

  • @CountShaman
    @CountShaman Год назад

    He's so good at smoking he should be a smoke detector.

  • @aaaaanotthebees
    @aaaaanotthebees 10 месяцев назад

    "Seymour why is smoking?"
    Felt that

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 2 года назад +1

    Hmm yes lore of smoked hams

  • @Sly88Frye
    @Sly88Frye 2 года назад +2

    I kid you not there was a job I once worked in a Target store and it wasn't for Target it was for a third party selling cell phones and it was at a time when I was still being trained on the job and still new to everything and sometimes there would be some kind of technical problems I don't actually quite get yet and whenever I wanted to ask my supervisor to help me he was literally never there because he was out in front of the store smoking. I'm not kidding. I mean if we are working long enough shifts the lunch breaks I believe or just half an hour I don't recall it's been a long time since I worked that job, but he'd often be out for like an hour and a half and there wasn't really anything I could do about it because I had to keep handling the customers by myself even though I hadn't been fully trained yet.
    When he's actually in the store doing his job he really does know what he's doing and he is pretty good at training people but geez he just could not help himself but be taking these incredibly long smoke breaks.

  • @nanopone
    @nanopone 2 года назад +3

    but what if... 🚬

  • @_vlpin
    @_vlpin Год назад +1

    This is the most based Steamed Hams edit

  • @Vampire-Catgirl
    @Vampire-Catgirl 2 года назад

    He's not smoking, he's steaming

  • @dorayak8051
    @dorayak8051 3 года назад +2

    the caption is accurate wtf

  • @mikeboix3315
    @mikeboix3315 2 года назад

    Damn, I laughed so hard at this one, good job!

  • @ToastedHashbrown
    @ToastedHashbrown 2 года назад +2

    "Ya know these hamburgers are quite smok-ey. Yes! I smoked."

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 Год назад

    Lore of Steamed hams but Skinner won't stop smoking and Chalmers gets mad and fires him momentum 100

  • @TheDominator
    @TheDominator Год назад

    this is one of my favorites

  • @bellyofthekaiju6326
    @bellyofthekaiju6326 Год назад +1

    Best steamed hams, bravo!

  • @Django2k6
    @Django2k6 Год назад

    In the end, Gary never could save Seymour from his worst enemy... himself.

  • @technopathic7599
    @technopathic7599 2 года назад +2

    would have been a hell of a joke if he inhale the smoke from the oven XD

  • @sassasamaalahambra427
    @sassasamaalahambra427 2 года назад +1

    "Why does there smoke coming out of your ashtray Ceymore?"
    "I smoked"
    "You smoked?
    At this time of year
    In this part of the country
    Down by yourself,
    All alone inside of your kitchen?"
    "Yeah"
    "May I try one?"
    "No"
    "Ceymore the house is smoked"
    "No Mother it's just the fog from the swamps nearbye!"

  • @JaydenTheGreat019
    @JaydenTheGreat019 3 месяца назад

    1:45
    Good Lord! SEEEEEEEYMOOOOOOORRRRRRE!

  • @planetawesomenessgaming527
    @planetawesomenessgaming527 3 года назад +4

    Steamed hams 420

  • @lucaspan5819
    @lucaspan5819 Год назад

    "I can stop at any time" be like

  • @ElBarto2023
    @ElBarto2023 2 года назад +1

    You make a Steamed Hams meme despite the fact, some objects are real life instead of animated.

  • @BlazingLarvesta
    @BlazingLarvesta 6 месяцев назад

    SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

  • @Crafte13
    @Crafte13 11 месяцев назад

    “What if… I were to sMOKE! ?”

  • @nicowacho
    @nicowacho 2 года назад +1

    i though he would find a work in krusty burgers

  • @dakotamcaleer6113
    @dakotamcaleer6113 10 месяцев назад

    This is pretty much how it starts.

  • @fromhl7619
    @fromhl7619 2 года назад

    Hands down one of the best I've seen

  • @Nyrkvennasogur
    @Nyrkvennasogur Год назад

    This is such a specific thing

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast 2 года назад +2

    "my life is ruined. but what if...* looks out window *"
    *realization *
    " * smokes another cigerate * "
    * realization that i expected things to take a darker turn *