1:30 A frozen margarita in a masculine glass. So, a beer stein, then ... 6:08 Hoping you're Covid-positive to avoid Thanksgiving with the family: Dude, you can always LIE ... 6:50 Reservations. One time my wife & entered a restaurant that we'd been curious about for a while. The host asked if we had reservations. I said, "Yes, but we thought we'd try this place anyway." Waited 20 years to use that joke. We were seated, looked at the prices on the menu, laughed, and left.
@@josepherhardt164 If you got the government run pcr test done at a testing clinic, they'll send you an sms with results. If you did a rapid test at home, you have to notify the government you are positive, & do whatever steps they deem necessary afterwards, which might include going thru a drive-thru testing clinic , & so either way you'd have proof of being positive. Well I'm presuming America follows same guidelines.
“Hi puppy!” >>whines, wags tail happily, begging for pets “He’s fourteen… You can pet him.” “All dogs are puppies.” >>sitting on sidewalk to say hello to doggo …me, every time I see a dog. I love dogs
which is still better then what i overheard of people passing me in cardiff , wales : 'you are always horny ' " i am not horny, i am sexually desperate " .
If the ACA hadn't passed, the wife & I would be in bankruptcy now. Obama made his mistakes, but he didn't get us into an unjustified war like Dubya did.
0:58 this made me cringe so hard..💀 leave the boy and his starwars walls alone
My reasons to stay in the Midwest are piling up every day
You must be an auto mechanic with a rust fetish. :)
1:25 “all glasses are gender neutral” not in Germany
Not in Spain, Italy or France
wow. If I ever needed a reason NOT to go to LA, this videos it.
1:30 A frozen margarita in a masculine glass. So, a beer stein, then ...
6:08 Hoping you're Covid-positive to avoid Thanksgiving with the family: Dude, you can always LIE ...
6:50 Reservations. One time my wife & entered a restaurant that we'd been curious about for a while. The host asked if we had reservations. I said, "Yes, but we thought we'd try this place anyway." Waited 20 years to use that joke. We were seated, looked at the prices on the menu, laughed, and left.
Not if his family wanted to see the proof of the test result.
@@catherinep2034 "I threw it away! Why would I want to save that?"
@@josepherhardt164 If you got the government run pcr test done at a testing clinic, they'll send you an sms with results. If you did a rapid test at home, you have to notify the government you are positive, & do whatever steps they deem necessary afterwards, which might include going thru a drive-thru testing clinic , & so either way you'd have proof of being positive. Well I'm presuming America follows same guidelines.
6:36 I'm pretty sure that Amazon has a baby section. There are no babies for sale there though!
"Hello ma'am. Can I pet your dog"?
"Yes."
"That's a good boy! What's his name?"
"I'm raising it non binary!"
"Someone is fit for a straight jacket."
“Hi puppy!”
>>whines, wags tail happily, begging for pets
“He’s fourteen… You can pet him.”
“All dogs are puppies.” >>sitting on sidewalk to say hello to doggo
…me, every time I see a dog. I love dogs
The last one was amazing 🤣👏
All I ever overhear is my husband muttering in his sleep. Sometimes he yells, but incoherent babble. 😁
Don't worry, Herr Brandon does the same thing when he's awake!
@@wonkothesane8691 Uh...yeah, whoever that is.
@@fadetoblond : Current occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC.
@@wonkothesane8691 uh, not understanding your comment?? I'm Canadian by the way, so elaborate please. lol
@@fadetoblond President Biden. The dumbest president ever.
Please beware of stork poop on your next Amazon package!!
1:48 if someone said that on a first date with me I would love them so much 🤣🤣🤣 I think it’s cute
Thanks - for the fun quotes and for the music I didn’t have to turn off to enjoy them.
7:07 if i meet a person at such a place and they are still friends of me 10 years later , they must have impressed me so good way.
Overhead while in my car stopped at a busy crosswalk in the college town of Carbondale, IL: ‘I’m not desperate. I’m just indiscriminate!’
which is still better then what i overheard of people passing me in cardiff , wales : 'you are always horny ' " i am not horny, i am sexually desperate " .
I knew there was a reason I drink beer.
The soothing music is nice!
Objection your Honor, hearsay
Love the first one.👏💯👍
6:48 do people in LA not cook?
Also holy piss LA people are weird.
No (but a few do) and weird is an understatement. Many think they are "foodies" - yet they haven't a clue as to what good food really is.
The Target one. 😂🤑
I don't understand the term "But you're so pretty, what a waste"
What does that actually mean?
just their f*cked up logic that only MEN deserve a pretty woman as partner 🤦♀️ somehow every time you think about it this attitude gets even stupider
3:52 I think just became my new break up line
Hi
1:43 r/wildbeef
The video is good, but the music made me want to sleep. Please use a different style of music, I had to shut off the volume to enjoy the video
Response to the first one: You can take that "Obama Hope" shirt off. That turned out to be a lie and divided this country.
He didn't do any of his campaign promises
Oh the politcal system in the country is such a mess good luck any president's promises pass
@@oscarwind4266 well all the racist ones pass
If the ACA hadn't passed, the wife & I would be in bankruptcy now. Obama made his mistakes, but he didn't get us into an unjustified war like Dubya did.
I mean, let's be real: NO president keeps their promises. It doesn't matter what the political party is.
Choose upbeat music next time.